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theory." which is on monday night. season 11. last time you were here, about a year ago, you were saying you didn't know if you were going to come back. >> really didn't know. >> jimmy: what happened? >> i think i told you it was an expensive question. >> jimmy: you did say that. >> we're back, two years. [ cheers and applause ] we're thrilled. >> jimmy: so now -- you guys have been on a long time. i know -- is there like -- i know you guys will buy gifts for the crew at christmas time or wrap time or whenever. is there a competition between the stars of the show as to who buys the best item? >> well, it's gotten tough. season 1, we all excited to be there, we wanted to go huge. we wanted to do something so nice for the crew. the problem is up to now, 11, we're trying to top what we do every single year. >> jimmy: right. >> it's getting a little bit more difficult. like this year, i don't know, do we buy everyone a house? we didn't know what to -- like cars? like amazon gift cards are not doing it anymore. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> we have to step it up.

>> jimmy: what were some of the past gifts that you had? >> you know what we did recently, from being on your show, we raced around in the suitcases, the moto bags. the motorized suitcases. we did those for crew gifts. it's hysterical. >> jimmy: do they like them? >> you drive around the lot, you see a crew member on their suitcase. driving on the lot, hey, george! they love it. >> jimmy: people are commuting with those. they're filled with bottle openers? >> mine is, yeah. mine definitely is. mine has to be checked. >> jimmy: you posted something on instagram that caught my eye. i'd like to put it up on the screen. this is -- it's a video here. there's you and your dog. >> the swing. >> jimmy: on a swing that is -- is that inside the house? >> that's in my house. >> jimmy: that's what i thought. >> well, it's so funny. i kind of like weird stuff. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i sent an e-mail to my interior decorator -- >> jimmy: and it's going to go on forever, yeah. >> i sent an e-mail to my decorator what do you think, i know this is crazy, what do you think about having a swing in my house? that's all i wrote.

he didn't respond for a while. and i was like, i just thought it was such a cool idea. later he sent me a text, i'm sorry, what kind of swing are you talking about? are you thinking like in the bedroom? [ laughter ] what kind of swing? he thought it was a sex swing. i'm like, no, i want the normal living room swing like everyone wants. he's like, okay, less crazy but still crazy. but i really wanted to be able to like swing while i watched tv. it was like this weird thought. >> jimmy: in place of a couch? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a very good idea, i think. >> we put it in there, it's so awesome. people come over and they're like, they want to sit on the swing. >> jimmy: sure. >> the funniest part is my dogs have taken it over. it's the most expensive dog bed i've ever bought. but it hangs from the ceiling and i hope my ceiling doesn't come down one day, crash on my head. >> jimmy: i would assume you got it professionally installed. >> i did it myself. tied it up there. no, i had a bunch of guys. so funny, construction guys standing there, how the hell are we going to hang this thing? at the manicurist you feel like

everyone's talking about you, you're getting your nails done and they're making fun of you? >> jimmy: i haven't had this experience. >> that's what i feel is happening with the guys in my house working on my furniture. no, kaley. this looks great. do you believe this? she's putting a frickin' thing in her ceiling! they were completely thinking i was out of my mind. i thought it looked great. >> jimmy: it's a weird idea but it's kind of a great idea. >> don't you want one now? >> jimmy: yeah, i would. i'm going to -- it would be great if we had swinging furniture, can we do that? [ cheers and applause ] you may have revolutionized the talk show. years from now people will look back at this moment, yeah, that's when all talk shows started having swings. [ laughter ] >> that's so true. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: have fun on the swing. >> thank you. >> jimmy: kaley cuoco, everybody. "the big bang theory" monday nights on cbs. be right back with david muir! loudspeaker] ♪

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>> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, music from the xx. our next guest hasn't seen a single slow news day in two

years. he is the anchor of "world news tonight with david muir," now the most watched network evening news in america. watch it weeknights on abc. please welcome david muir. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i know this is a dumb thing. but it's always amazing to me that you go do the news, then you're here like after, like that anything else happens outside of that. >> we try to make sure, which hasn't been easy, to have a slow news night. >> jimmy: it's true, right? >> the way it's worked out is you've been on my show more than i've been on your show lately. >> jimmy: oh, is that right. [ laughter ] let me make up for that tonight. if you're on my show, unless you're a guest, it's usually for not the best reasons. so that's probably good. >> i'll take it. let me say one thing about you being on the news lately. we live in a polarized country, a divided nation. people are going to agree and disagree with you and i knew you knew that going in.

looking back people aren't going to remember the jokes you told here, no offense, but they will remember the bravery, that you stood up for your little guy and children's health care. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. and i appreciate it. but i think they're also going to remember "girls on trampolines." i'd like that to be my legacy as well. i like to balance -- >> at least that one. >> jimmy: you were mentioning, talking about the news, do you find -- because for us sometimes we have the show all ready, and stephen colbert was here, he has the same situation, you scrap the whole show because things change so quickly. >> literally an hour before air. every single night. >> jimmy: why do you think that is? >> well, why do you think that is? [ laughter ] do you like that? how we just -- you should just wait until the news airs, i can give you all the material you need. honestly, we come in every morning and work in the newsroom, we have meetings, i don't know why. i do like the people i work with.

the meeting at 10:00 a.m., 1:00 p.m., 3:00 p.m., is not the news cast we end up doing because the news is lightning speed and every day there's breaking news. it's hard to believe a year ago this week, the first debate between donald trump and hillary clinton. doesn't that feel like a decade ago? >> jimmy: it sure does. >> we've lived a lifetime. >> jimmy: that was a year ago? >> that was just a year ago. >> jimmy: oh my god, we're in for a long four years. [ laughter ] that is crazy. how do you decide -- how many stories do you do in a night? >> we do quite a few. the first block is usually about 16, 17 minutes long. and it's no joke, we do scrap it about an hour before air and we're hammering out intros and the scripts from the correspondents and it's a team effort. the reporters and we have an amazing team that covered the campaign, now the administration. but eight or nine in-depth stories in the first block. then a second, third, and fourth block. and i always say that at the beginning of the show, in the last couple of weeks as you know, health care, north korea, natural disasters.

now we have a debate over the nfl. it's sort of a lot to put on americans' plate, i think. i feel for them at night watching. and i try to signal in some way we are in it together and we'll do it all again tomorrow night. >> jimmy: one thing we like as americans is to have a lot on our plate. [ laughter ] and then nothing at the end meal. >> that's right. >> jimmy: that's really what we're best at. >> it is. >> jimmy: so, okay. so you're doing -- how long have you been in news, in general? >> listen, for real -- 13 years old. >> jimmy: 13 years old? >> i began interning at the local station. i wrote to the news guy and started carrying the tripod and ripping the scripts. and then landed -- that was my first job after college. >> jimmy: "world news tonight" is the number one network news show. for the first time in -- how long has it been since abc was number one? >> hey i have no idea what you're talking about. 21 years since peter jennings.

>> jimmy: peter jennings who was your idol? >> was my idol, yeah. >> jimmy: this photograph was taken when you were how old? >> this is my first year on the job at abc. i was so proud to work with peter. you'd have to walk past this bus stop on the way in. i'll never forget it. they have a standby guy. when peter finishes, have a good evening, good night. he sits there. they call me down to the edit room. this is my first night, a week in. i'm the standby guy for peter if there's breaking news. they call me down. i'm watching this. you see him say, have a good evening, good night. he goes, i don't know why we did this, critiquing the show. you can hear the floor director michelle say who the standby guy is. he goes, who? they say, david. david who? they start laughing. they wanted to put me in my place, he had no idea who i was. without looking up he goes, he's the chap on the overnights, he's quite good. i still have that on loop in my office. [ laughter ] honestly it was an honor to walk in the door. peter jennings, diane sawyer, charlie gibson, barbara walters, ted koppel. i remember the first phone

call -- >> jimmy: sam donaldson. >> amazing at the white house, and our team, like him all those years later they ask those tough questions. the first call from peter jennings in the field, i was covering a natural disaster, they said peter's on the line? i said, peter who? >> jimmy: you got him back. >> no. when i got on the phone i knew. >> jimmy: oh, i've seen him on the overnights, he's very good. [ laughter ] speaking of being in the field you were in florida during the hurricane. why were you there? isn't there a weatherman nobody likes you can send to those jobs? [ laughter ] >> unfortunately we really like intern rob. we've had a lot this year. >> jimmy: yeah. >> this reminds me of katrina. i was in the superdome. i remember the roof peeling off, families there with their glad garbage bags full of the belongings they could take out of their homes in time. katrina, rita, wilma. this year we saw it again with this succession of hurricanes. you mention irma. puerto rico, we had an amazing team there. one night in particular, we were

headed into the keys, all of a sudden we see this barricade. they were stopping all these families who didn't know if their house was still standing, a lot of them had families still there in the keys, and they would not give. i thought, we can't get any further, pull the truck over, we'll do the newscast at this intersection. that night you could see the lights behind us. the anguish in the faces of the families. we stayed there overnight to get in the next day and go down and take that route with the families. >> jimmy: the governor's on television telling everyone, you must evacuate now. and you guys are head to headed into the hurricane. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a bad message. [ laughter ] >> it's a bad message to send, yeah. >> jimmy: evacuate now! unless you're part of a network news team, then go right in there. >> yeah. i'm on to something now. when you say, isn't there a weather guy you don't like? maybe i've figured it out. isn't there an anchor we don't like? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: find out who's that young david muir eyeing your spot. [ applause ] send him out. it's very good to see you. congratulations on how well the show is doing. [ cheers and applause ] "world news tonight with

david muir" airs weeknights on abc. be right back with the xx! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to kaley cuoco, david muir. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first their album is called "i see you." here with the song "dangerous," the xx! ♪ ♪ ♪ they say we're in danger but i

disagree if proven wrong shame on me but you've had faith in me ♪ ♪ so i won't shy away should it all fall down you'll have been my favorite mistake they say ♪ ♪ you are dangerous but i don't care i'm going to pretend that i'm not scared ♪ ♪ if this only ends in tears then i won't say goodbye cause i

couldn't ♪ ♪ care less if they call us reckless until they are breathless they must be blind ♪ ♪ there are voices raining over they keep saying danger danger i can't make them take you makes no difference ♪ ♪ no one can take this away should it all fall down i'll treasure each day they say ♪ ♪ you are dangerous but i don't care i'm going to pretend that i'm not scared ♪

♪ if this only ends in tears then i won't say goodbye cause i couldn't ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ care less if they call us reckless until they are breathless they must be blind ♪ ♪ let them say there are warning signs they must be blind they

must be blind they say ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ if this only ends in tears then i won't say goodbye ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

good saturday morning to you. it is just after 1:00 a.m. we're on the air to bring you the latest on the fires in the north bay. the concern in the overnight hours is the wind. we want to go right now to sandy. >> i'm already seeing a change in the wind taeflt a look at the wind gusts. dwufting to 26 miles an hour out of the northeast. so the winds are beginning to ramp up which is why a red flag warning is in effect for the north bay, the hill tops and the east bay. gusts to reach 60 miles per hour in the hills. for parts of mendocino county and lake county until 9:00 p.m. wefl a wind advisory. watch out for trees toppling. from 3:00 to 9:00 a.m., that is

when we have the most critical fire conditions. >> thank you. there is some good news this morning on the two fronts. if the winds pick up, that will change but both the tubbs and atlas fires are reaching 50% containment as firefighters fight the fires through the night. we'll be monitoring the wind and the conditions. we'll see you in >> any object, any surface. if you've got a life, you've got a swiffer. >> number one in just 60 seconds.

good evening. thank you for joining us. it's been over a week since the first published reports of harvey weinstein's alleged sexual misconduct rocked hollywood and new accusers are coming forward. a massage therapist says the movie mogul booked her for a professional appointment but had something very different in mind. here's abc's elizabeth vargas. >> reporter: it's 1989 in los angeles. at the premiere of a grunt-breaking indie film called "sex, lies and videotape." >> did you make one of these damn videotapes? >> reporter: it marks the arrival of hollywood executive harvey weinstein who with his brother heads an upstart studio miramax. >> "sex, lies and videotape" made miramax the player, and harvey was the man at miramax. >> reporter: oscar season, "sex, lies and videotape" up for best original screenplay.

the a party before the big night, 20-year-old paula williams says she meets the rising mogul. she's a model looking to break into the business. >> i was very excited to meet him. he said he was having a dinner party with a lot of people that i should probably meet. >> reporter: paula says a week later, weinstein sends her a car to bring her to that suppose d e dinner party at his home in the hollywood hills. >> i walk in and it's just harvey. and he immediately starts massaging my neck. i heard him open a bottle of champagne. and i don't even think i had a sip, and he exposed himself. >> reporter: paula says she escapes before anything happens. she ends up quitting the business. but the harvey weinstein story is still in its opening act. the next 25 years will see him generate a remarkable string of hits. more than $8 billion at the u.s. box office. nearly 350 oscar nominations for

his company's films. 80 wins. ♪ all that jazz >> reporter: and now a new metric. at least 35 women accusing weinstein of sexual misconduct. if weinstein sends up in handcuffs, it will be in large part due to the work of rope 9 pharaoh. his expose in this week's "new yorker" includes statements from a stunning 13 different women. the accusers include two actresses who appeared in miramax film in the mid-'90s. >> count to three. ready? >> reporter: roseanne that arquette seen here in "pulp fiction." mira sore reno who won an oscar for her role in "mighty aphrodite." >> she had an encounter with harvey weinstein, what happened? >> mira sorvino told me harvey began to massageer