>> channing: hello, hello, i'm your guest host tonight. ch-channing t-t-tatum. channing taint-taint-yum. hi, i'm channing taint-yum. come on. hello, i'm channing tait-yum. >> hi. >> channing: hi, hi, hi. >> hi, hi. >> channing: thank you for being here, i'm so nervous. >> my pleasure. you're nervous? you're crazy. come on, you're going to be great, you're channing tatum. >> channing: that's it, hold on, i need to write that down. >> you're writing your name on your hand? come on. you're going to be great. no one's going to care about what you say, especially after you dance. ♪ everybody dance now

>> channing: no, dancing is your thing and i'm not going to do it. >> yes, i did invent dance. but tonight i give you the gift of dance. ♪ everybody dance now >> channing: ellen, i'm not doing that. we haven't prepared anything. it's not going to happen. >> channing, dance! ♪ everybody dance now >> channing: oh -- oh -- oh -- ♪ ♪ ♪ everybody dance now ♪ yeah yeah everybody dance now ♪ ♪ yeah yeah everybody ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> channing: whoo, let's go, baby! whoo! whoo! let's go! whoo! thank you! whoa, thank you! oh, that's -- that's my time, good night, guys, bye-bye! >> guillermo: no, no, you're not done yet, you've still got to do the show. good luck. >> channing: what? are you guys serious? [ cheers and applause ] hold on. after all that, after all that? and this? and that? are you serious? okay. [ cheers and applause ] okay, all right, let's just wing it. what's up, y'all, what's going on? [ cheers and applause ]

i'm your guest host for the night! channing tatum! you may know me from movies or tv or this popular meme right here. [ laughter ] look at that. that is -- look, whoever photoshopped that right there? it is deeply meaningful to me. [ laughter ] thank you. look, when jimmy texted med to see if i could step in for him tonight my first response was -- new phone, who dis? [ laughter ] no, look, i'm so -- i'm so happy to be here. because honestly, i've always wanted an adorable sidekick that wasn't jonah hill. [ laughter ] and now i've got one. hola, guillermo! >> hola, welcome to the show! >> channing: y'all see that? i spoke spanish. what's going on, man? g., you got to be honest with me, are you more excited that i'm hosting tonight or jennifer

lawrence is hosting tomorrow? >> you, of course. [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: really, are you serious? if she asks you that tomorrow, are you going to say me? >> jimmy: no. i promise. >> channing: i get it. i just want to say thank you, g., for being my sidekick tonight, it does mean a lot to me. i got you a gift. i think about it and you're out here supporting jimmy and you're there for him every single night. then i thought, who's there for guillermo? [ audience: awww ] >> channing: i got you your very own guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: thank you, i like it! thank you a lot, mr. tatum! >> channing: yep, i got him from amazon prime fresh. they really do have everything. [ laughter ]

look -- yep. you guys have a great halloween? [ cheers and applause ] yeah, we did, we had lots of trick-or-treaters at my house last night. i had no idea how many moms in their 40s love trick-or-treaters. most of them didn't even have kids, like they were just there. it was weird. [ laughter ] so weird. look -- oh, man. this is fun. even though jimmy isn't here with us tonight, he recorded a little something this morning with his daughter baby jane. and he wanted us to share it. >> jimmy: jane, i have to tell you something. >> what? >> jimmy: last night while you were sleeping, mommy and i ate all your halloween candy. >> what? oh-oh. but i still have one, don't worry. >> jimmy: we left you smarties. that's it. but we ate all the rest. look.

we ate it all. what do you think? >> huh? it's ready! >> jimmy: the waffles? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh. are you mad about the halloween candy? >> no. >> jimmy: you're not? >> no. >> jimmy: are you happy we ate all your halloween candy? >> no. >> jimmy: no. are you -- how are you feeling right now? >> mad. >> jimmy: mad? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you want to say? >> i mean sad. >> jimmy: you mean sad? but it's okay? >> yeah. >> jimmy: jimmy kimmel told me to do it. >> oh. where's the sweeties? >> jimmy: mommy ate those. >> oh! >> jimmy: daddy only ate skittles and m&ms and kitkata

and reese's peanut butter cups, and gum, and the eyeballs, and the twizzlers, and the lollipops. that's all i ate. >> the eyeball is bubbles. >> jimmy: i ate the bubbles, yeah. >> those are bubbles and for blowing. >> jimmy: i know, i know, every time i hiccup a bubble comes out. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: oh, man. look, let's just hope your kids aren't as well adjusted as she is. look, if you want to do that to your children, just upload your videos to youtube with the title "hey jimmy kimmel i told my kids i ate all their halloween candy." then look for a message from the show and tomorrow jennifer lawrence might put your kid on tv. [ cheers and applause ] so speaking of kids. look, i think we can all agree

they're probably the most honest people on the planet. so to get ready for tonight i sat down with a couple of kids to get their advice on how to be a good late-night host. so take it away, channing. >> thanks, c.t. i got some of my homies here with me. bob, what's going on? gilbert? what's going on? >> my name's not gilbert. >> channing: so i have to host a late-night talk show for this guy. do you know who this is? >> that's the jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy kimmel. >> channing: kimmie jimmel? >> no! kimmie -- >> channing: kimmie jimmel? >> no! >> channing: kimmie jimmel bimmel? >> jimmy kimmel. >> channing: jimmy kimmel and bits? >> just say it without the bits. >> channing: bits. >> no! >> channing: do you think that he's funny or do you think he's past his prime? >> funny! >> funny! >> channing: i need to make people laugh on this show. that's kind of one of the requirements to be a host.

and i don't really feel like i'm all that funny. do you guys know any good jokes? >> oh, i know a good joke. what goes oom, oom? >> channing: i don't know. >> a cow walking backwards. >> channing: so i'll open with that. >> how does lady gaga like her steak? >> channing: how? ♪ rah rah rah rah rah >> channing: you wrote my monologue, i appreciate you for that. that's who i'm subbing in for. i'm a host of the show for him, it's his show. and this is who i'm interviewing. [ cheers and applause ] do you know who this is? >> she works on a show that's called "ellen." >> channing: yep, 10 points. oh, yes. double time. you guys -- >> ow, ow. >> channing: has anyone told you a really long story and they're not being all that interesting? >> yes, yes! >> channing: maybe they're being boring and you don't want to be rude, how do you make them not boring? >> sorry to interrupt but can you make this more like entertaining? >> channing: i like that.

so let's role play here. maybe both you guys at the same time tell me a story that's really boring. and i will be channing playing jimmy. >> okay. at the same time, right? >> channing: yes, go. >> okay. [ together ] >> one time i was walking on the street and then i saw something and i didn't really like it but then i kept walking and walking and walking and then i saw something else and then i -- >> channing: excuse me, i'm so sorry to interrupt you guys. could you maybe just tell me something a little bit more -- exciting? >> sure! >> sure! [ together ] >> i went to the water park with my sister and we went on the big water slide and then we had a boy and when we slipped down i slipped off of it and there was a poopy in the pool and then we

went back to the hotel. >> channing: you should go on the road with that. do you guys always talk in unison together? >> what? >> what? >> channing: what? ha ha! you got a poopy. >> you got. >> i don't know what you're saying. >> i don't know what you're saying. >> channing: i don't know what you're saying. you stop talking. >> you stop talking. >> you stop talking. [ applause ] >> channing: back to you, channing. [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: thanks, kids. thanks, channing. look, we've got a great show for you tonight. pink is here. we'll be right back with ellen degeneres! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by crown royale. watch monday night to see a concert from brad paisley and john fogerty in front of the

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>> channing: welcome back. i'm your guest host for the evening, channing tatum filling in for jimmy kimmel. we want to take a second. i'd like to give a shout-out to jimmy for what he's been doing

on his show lately. he's using his platform. [ cheers and applause ] that's right, he's using his platform to help others and speak out about issues that he cares about deeply. i think if we all just took a little more time to do that in our own lives, the world just might be a better place for it. so i just want to say thank you, jimmy, for everything that you do. [ cheers and applause ] and look, it's a real privilege, it's a real privilege to sit behind your desk, even if it's just for one night. i got to say there's an alarming amount of dried gum under here. [ laughter ] you should really think about cleaning that out or something. it's weird and it's grossing me out. [ laughter ] anyways. tonight on the show, her new album is called "beautiful trauma." [ cheers and applause ] she'll sing for us, pink from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night jennifer lawrence will assume the host duties and her guest will be kim kardashian west. she's a total kardashian superfan so she's going to freak out. [ laughter ] she's also going to run the results of the halloween candy youtube challenge.

by the way, look, i figured if i'm asking you to do this to your kids i should probably do it to mine too. [ audience: aww ] >> channing: wait till you see it. here's how my daughter took the news. m sorry but i ate alyour candy. >> oh. [ crying ] >> channing: i'm sorry, i just got so hungry. >> do you have anything to say to daddy? >> channing: i'm kidding, i didn't eat your candy. >> didn't? >> channing: didn't. >> oh. >> channing: i was pulling a joke.

>> that's not funny. >> channing: you're right, it wasn't funny. [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: you're right, that really was not funny. i'm so sorry, baby. i hope you forgive me someday for that. my first guest tonight is one of the nicest people in the entire world. she is the host of "ellen." and weirdly that also happens to be her name. so please say hello to ellen degeneres! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: hi. [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: that's right!

this is so weird. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is so exciting. >> channing: what do i do? >> well, you talk to me, ask me questions, and we turn it around. >> channing: man, this is so weird. >> are you having fun? >> channing: i am having fun so far. >> i told you if you danced it would be the right thing, i'm glad you took my advice. >> channing: you're right. >> it really took you over, i had no idea that you were so ready for it. >> channing: i love me some '90s, it just possesses me. >> yeah. i love it. they had like two songs. >> channing: they, do actually. they only have two. >> it was that and what was the other song? >> channing: i'm -- you knew the second one. >> we'll find out. "everybody dance." was it "sweat"? what was it? >> i got the power. >> yes, good one. >> channing: nice pull, nice pull. >> good one, thanks. >> channing: how are we doing, how am i doing? >> you should ask me some questions, you know. like what i have planned for thanksgiving, stuff like that. >> channing: what do you have planned for thanksgiving? >> nothing. [ laughter ] >> channing: this is going well, all right. >> you should think of things on

your own. >> channing: don't they prepare this stuff or something? don't they prepare you? >> usually, yeah. you didn't repair -- prepare -- [ laughter ] >> channing: i did the repairing, i didn't do the preparing. >> we could talk about -- what do you want to talk about? >> channing: i don't know, how about -- let's see, this is really hard. this stuff is really, really hard. >> it's like having a conversation and everything. [ laughter ] >> channing: i know. did you have this much of a hard time like your first season? >> early on? >> channing: yeah. >> no, but you know, before i started my show, they asked me -- no, i didn't. [ laughter ] >> channing: what are you saying? >> they asked me to interview people to show that i could talk to people, which i thought was the weirdest thing. at my house, alanis morissette and tom hanks and helen hunt and somebody else came over and they recorded me having a conversation with them so that they could approve that i could talk to people. i had to like audition. >> channing: were you not talking to the people trying to give you the job? >> yes, yes, obviously not well enough, i didn't ask enough questions. people like to talk about themselves. so that's why it's usually like,

how are you? tell me about you. how are the kids? stuff like that. >> channing: that's why i'm being quiet right now. >> right, because you don't want to know anything about me? i see. [ laughter ] you should come over for thanksgiving. in case, now that people are interested, you should be there. >> channing: yeah, this is going to be really weird if i'm not there now. >> it will be you and your family, your daughter, who is going to go to therapy now. [ laughter ] >> channing: i have no spine. >> yeah. >> channing: zero spine. >> yeah. >> channing: i go ahead and ruin my daughter. >> you have a good spine. a nice, sexy spine. [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: thank you. thank you. >> i learned about your spine i think your first time you were on the show. you showed me the possibility of your spine. >> worked my spine. yes, i did. >> i think somebody sent it -- >> really hope that there is -- >> somebody sent it. do men give lap dances? or is that not on -- i don't know what men strippers do. >> yeah, you basically put on little shows.

i don't know, it's not as -- >> what kind of show? show us. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> channing: so that was my very first time on your show. i got to let you know that was the very first time that my dad actually found out that i was a stripper for a short time. >> wait your dad didn't know that you had been a stripper? >> channing: nope. >> he learned it that day? >> channing: giving you a dance, yes. >> wow. how did he take it? >> channing: not well. [ laughter ] >> no? >> channing: really, really not well. >> look what's happened with you. i mean, your career is so -- it's great. i mean, you're a dancer, you're doing movies where you're acting and doing really serious heavy roles and you're an amazing actor. isn't he an amazing actor? [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: thank you, that means the world to me. i just got to say. thank you so much for doing this. you're actually interviewing me,

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>> channing: whoo! welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your geps host channing tatum with ellen degeneres. >> here we are together. again. >> so i have a little something here from when we hung out in vegas. >> yes. >> channing: can you explain this to me? >> can you explain this to me? >> channing: i feel like i'm getting mugged by you. >> yeah, no -- >> channing: are you stealing my wallet? what's happening here? >> you started it. you were leaning over that balcony and i decided to join you in the dance. i went to go see "magic mike" and you may wonder why -- [ cheers and applause ] why me? >> channing: why? >> because it was fantastic. it was so good. >> channing: thank you. >> it was fantastic, but there were some people there that we

looked around, it looked like there were some women who brought their husbands. >> channing: yeah. >> that thought magic mike was some kind of magician or something. [ laughter ] they were so confused of what was going on. >> channing: thankfully, i think they ended up like actually having a great time. >> you can't not have a good time, if you're in vegas, go see "magic mike" live, it was so good, it was so much fun. we did a taped piece we put on my show and we hung out and danced, i danced on you -- >> channing: a little gambling afterwards. >> we did, poker afterwards, blackjack for a few minutes. >> channing: is that your game? >> i like poker better than blackjack, but i do like blackjack. >> channing: i think you read in your book you have a crazy story about a blackjack table. >> that's funny you should bring that up. [ laughter ] >> channing: it's in stores. >> it's funny that it leads into a bit that i have. [ laughter ] >> channing: do we have a clip? >> oh, i do have a clip, yes, i brought a clip. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ]

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♪ ♪ ♪ >> channing: welcome back, i'm channing tatum and i am your jimmy kimmel tonight. my next guest is an amazingly talented and inspiring artist. her new album is called "beautiful trauma" and you can see her perform on the cmas november 8th. please say hello to pink! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> you're doing great! >> channing: thank you.

literally i'm not going to remember any of it tomorrow. >> it's fun, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: how are you? >> good. i'm great. >> channing: how was halloween? >> i have a halloween hangover. >> channing: yeah, i can actually -- if i can show this. >> sure. >> channing: i saw that. you guys went really hard this year. >> look at my little pirate and my little baby girl! [ applause ] look how serious she is. >> channing: oh, she is -- that's actually the issue. so my daughter, we watched descendents one time. one time. she got so sassy, we never watched it again. it went off of the tv. >> oh, i can blame willow's sassiness on descendents? it's their fault. >> channing: bring back elsa or tinkerbell or whatever it is. so much so, we went as two fairies and i was a unicorn. >> aww! >> channing: we're trying to -- yep. [ applause ] >> you are stoked. you look super happy.

>> channing: my horn is not -- >> terry was a pirate and he was about that happy. >> channing: wait, did you guys -- did you guys do the video d traumatize your little one, willow? >> we did. but hold on. she knows what's going on. you don't have to feel bad. >> channing: can we see that? >> hey, willow. i got some bad news. >> what? >> after you went to bed last night i had a couple of beers and ate all your candy. >> give me my candy. >> i ate it. but there is one piece in there i saved you. >> you ate all of it. >> i did on accident. i got back, had a couple of beers -- >> you promise? you don't, do you? so i don't believe you. >> channing: oh, man! [ cheers and applause ] she is so sass. >> she's so smart. she's like that because of the descendents.

[ laughter ] >> channing: look, and she has carey's number. >> oh, he messes with her every single day. every single day. tells her at thanksgiving, it's big bird. he's awful. it's awful. awful. [ audience moaning ] >> channing: i'm going to give you -- it's not the descendents and it's you and how you raise her, how you and carey raise her. i saw your -- i know this is supposed to be a comedy show but i saw your speech at the vmas. [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: having a daughter, i just really, really, really appreciate it. if you could just for the people that didn't see it, just maybe give us a little piece. >> well, i mean, it was -- so many things come out of that girl's mouth. but at this particular day i was taking her to school and she said, out of the blue, that she felt like she was the ugliest girl she knew. and i try not to preach. and freak out. constantly. i try to walk that line constantly of, what am i supposed to do? and self-esteem's a big one for

me. so i made a -- it wasn't a power point presentation, although i said it was. it was a word document. [ laughter ] whatever. >> channing: big clarification. >> yeah i just -- i showed her a bunch of androgynous rock stars like david bowie and all kinds of people. and she loves david bowie. so that kind of hit home with her. and then i told her that people make fun of me too. that kind of floored her because she still likes me. [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: yeah. >> anyway, i told her there's lots of different kinds of beautiful. and it's our job to help people see that. >> channing: i agree with that. [ cheers and applause ] i really, really applaud you and thank you for that. it's helping build a lot of bad-ass women. >> raising girls is really hard. >> channing: you ain't lying, especially today. speaking of bad-ass women, you worked with my wife jenna 15 years ago. >> i know i did. >> channing: you probably don't remember it -- >> i remember it. >> channing: did you? see if you remember this. ♪

♪ >> oh, god. >> channing: did you see her? >> yes, i saw her. >> channing: she was there on the right. >> she was there so no one looked at me. i had not yet learned how to sing live yet well. that's painful. >> jenna still has that outfit. do you still have -- >> heck no. >> channing: oh, man. >> terrible. >> channing: congratulations on "beautiful trauma" debuting at number one. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: i do have one question, though. >> okay. >> channing: why so much swearing? there's so much swearing. >> i know. no, i think what happened is because i'm home with my kids all the time then i go to the studio and i'm just like, [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. i know i can't say that. >> channing: no -- >> but i went nuts. >> channing: say it. >> i didn't realize it until i played it. and she was there. and i was like -- oh my god, what just happened? it's like tourette's for the

[ bleep ] word, it's awful. [ cheers and applause ] awful. >> channing: that is your favorite one? >> that is my favorite swear word, it's an adjective, it's a noun, it's a verb. [ bleep ]. you can -- >> channing: say it. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> channing: you can do a question. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: yes, yes. >> felt good. it was my mom's favorite too. willow told me i should call it the f-mom. >> channing: is willow cussing now? >> no. well, she has. but it's really good because carey and i curse so differently, we can always tell whose fault it was. it's usually his fault. >> channing: wait, how does he cuss? >> i don't say things like this [ bleep ]ing door. [ bleep ]. that's his. [ bleep ]. that's mine. from the car seat. [ bleep ] face. also carey's.

>> channing: okay. what's yours? >> i don't think she's ever -- i don't think -- uh-uh. i don't think she's done one. one of mine. [ laughter ] >> channing: that's me and my wife. "no, that's not me, that's you." >> only done it once or twice. >> channing: what are we going to hear you perform? >> "what about us." [ cheers and applause ] >> channing: you and i are going to do a little thing thing, maybe possibly down the road. >> we are, we're doing a thing. >> channing: doing a thing. >> my mom's really excited. >> channing: because of the -- >> you'll see, there's a surprise. [ cheers and applause ] like, mom, you can't come. can't come. >> channing: why? >> i did tell a couple of moms they couldn't come. >> channing: why? the more moms the merrier. that's just fun. >> not mine. the first time my mom met carey was in a bar.

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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> the song is called "beautiful trauma." here with the song "what about us" -- pink! ♪ ♪ la da da da da la da da da da da da da ♪ ♪ we are searchlights we can see in the dark ♪ ♪ we are rockets pointed up at

the stars we are billions of beautiful hearts and you sold us ♪ ♪ down the river too far what about us what about all the times you said you had the answers what about us what about ♪ ♪ all the broken happy ever after's what about us what about all the plans that ended in disaster ♪ ♪ what about love what about trust what about us ♪ ♪ we are problems that want to be solved ♪

♪ we are children that need to be loved ♪ ♪ we were willing we came when you called ♪ ♪ but man you fooled us enough is enough hey what about us what about all the times you said you had the answers ♪ ♪ so what about us what about all the broken happy ever after's ♪ ♪ what about us what about all the plans ♪ that ended in disaster ♪ ♪ what about love what about trust what about us ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ what about us what about all the plans that ended in disaster ♪ ♪ what about love what about trust what about us ♪ ♪ sticks and stones they may break these bones but then i'll be ready are you ready ♪ ♪ it's the start of us waking up come on are you ready i'll be ready ♪ ♪ i don't want control i want to let go ♪ ♪ are you ready i'll be ready

♪ cause now it's time to let them know ♪ ♪ we are ready what about what about us what about all the times you said you had the answers ♪ ♪ so what about us what about all the broken happy ever after's ♪ ♪ what about us what about all the plans that ended in disaster ♪ ♪ what about love what about trust what about us ♪ ♪ what about us what about us what about us ♪ ♪ what about us what about us what about us ♪

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guillermo, and of course jimmy kimmel. jennifer lawrence hosts tomorrow night. "nightline" is next. good night! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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