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>> have a good night. see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- idris elba. from the world series champion houston astros, carlos correa. and music from brad paisley and john fogerty. and now, whaddaya know here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. big question. [ cheers and applause ] i just have one -- do we have
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anyone here from hermany tonight? any her manians? i was off last week. officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter "i" in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter "a" popping up all the time. anyway, my son is doing fine. i want to thank everyone who filled in for me. some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille o'neal, i want to thank shaq twice because he's enormous. weird sitting home and watching other people host the show. and you guillermo, you cheated on me. >> guillermo: sorry, jimmy,
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won't happen again. >> jimmy: good to have time at home with the kids, but there is such a thing as too much time at home with the kids. last night at 6:00 p.m. i reach that limit. my daughter jane refuses to eat anything. she's 3 years old. it's hollywood. she's concerned about her weight. that was a joke. don't tweet me about it. she doesn't like to eat and she doesn't like to sleep. which are two of the basic things to stay alive. rice, beans, peanut butter and pasta and candy, cake, cereal and cookies. yesterday my wife promised her they would make chocolate chip cookies together for dessert while i was making risotto for dinner. risotto is rice that takes the whole day to make. you're toasting and reducing and stirring. by the way, when it's done, not that much better than regular rice really. [ laughter ] but rice is one of very few things that we will all eat as a family. i cooked for hours. when i was done i put it in a
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bowl and she wouldn't eat it. i told her it was pasta, i told her it was wonder woman food. she refused to even try it. i begged her, bribed her. she wanted cookies before dinner. she just kept saying no, no. she's relentless. finally i reached my breaking point. i snapped. i didn't know what to do. so i went over to the tray of freshly made chocolate chip cookies. i said if you don't eat this rice, i'm going to throw these cookies in the pool. and she said no! and so i picked up a chocolate chip cookie and i chucked it into the pool. and i did. [ cheers and applause ] and i said, are you going to eat the rice? and she said no. so i picked another cookie up and threw it in the pool. my wife walks in, she's like what is going on in here? it's amaniac. i'm throwing cookies in the pool. i had no good explanation for what was going on, but guess
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what? she ate the rice. [ applause ] and i'll tell you something, to pick a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie up and it was one of the heavy ones. it just came out of the oven. to pick it up and throw it into the pool on purpose. to will your body to do that -- it's like -- i imagine it's similar to what it would be like to intentionally drive your car into a mailbox. but she did eat the rice. and this, by the way, is exactly how they should handle president trump at all times. [ cheers and applause ] you like this part? the president is on a tour of asia right now, which shouldn't be a problem at all. i'm sure that will go great. but he'll be out of the country for two weeks. he's in south korea right now, he's in japan today and yesterday meeting with prime minister shinzo abe. the president arrived in japan with his wife melania. and this is how they were greeted when they got off air force one. listen to the music the band played as they exited the jet.
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♪ uptown funk don't give it to you ♪ >> jimmy: "uptown funk" as played by a bar mitzvah band. ♪ don't believe me just watch ♪ don't believe me just watch ♪ don't believe me just watch ♪ up town funk you up >> jimmy: what happened to "hail to the chief"? wouldn't it have been great if he heard that song and turned around and went right back up the stairs and flew home. but no trump meeting with a foreign leader would be complete without an awkward meet and greet. watch this. here's prime minister abe and his wife. starts fine. they shake, melania shakes, everybody says their hellos and, okay, now, as they turn away, reality sets in for the abs and just look at the looks on their faces as they realize they're now going to have to spend the
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next 48 hours -- oh, no. yes. and they did spend a lot of time together. [ applause ] some of the stuff. they signed hats together. yeah. they played a round of golf together. look at that. they fed a group of orphans who gathered down below. [ laughter ] there you go. that's our guy. this is kind of funny. for lunch yesterday before they played golf, they served trump a hamburger made from american beef. that's what they said. it's made from american beef. i always wonder why when leaders of other countries visit they do that. when the prime minister of italy was at the white house, they served him pasta. he's like, oh, go, pasta again. why give these people what they already get a better version of all the time. they're not hamsters that can only eat pellets. they're people. if you are going to make donald
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trump a hamburger in japan, make him a hamburger with japanese beef. maybe this is crazy. maybe pull him off the children's menu for five seconds and serve him a bowl of noodles or something. it's japan. [ applause ] we have a burger for lunch and a steak for dinner. beef is donald trump's favorite thing to eat and start. [ laughter ] this is a 12-day trip. the longest asia trip by a president since george h.w. bush back in 1991. basically the republicans are trying to get this tax plan passed, and they're like, you know what, mr. president? go to asia, eat steak, try not to start a war. we have billionaires who need money over here. remember anthony weiner? he began a 21-month prison sentence for sexting with a minor. oh, you didn't hear about that? how long until he gets a little trunk on toilet wine and tries to send a picture of his penis
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through a prison pay phone? [ laughter ] congratulations are in order for shalane flanagan who yesterday became first american woman in 40 years -- [ applause ] -- to win the new york city marathon. [ cheers and applause ] it's a 26-mile-long race. she finished it in 2 hours, 53 minutes and 26 minutes. she beat a three-time winner from kenya, mr kary keitany. she may have been a little overconfident. she stopped at shake shack and had some women. nice to see an american women win something this year. we have a jam packed show for you tonight. from the battleship "iowa" down in san pedro, california, music from brad paisley and john fogerty.
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and from the world series champion houston astros, shortstop carlos correa is with us tonight. [ applause ] by the way, l.a. is the only city where carlos correa wouldn't get booed after winning the world series. moments after the game, he did this. >> taking another big step in my life. daniella rodriguez, you make me the happiest man in the world. will you marry me? >> oh, my god. >> will you marry me? >> oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they got engaged on the field. by the way, ten seconds later security came and made her go back on the other side of the gate. [ laughter ] so carlos is here tonight with his new fiancee and this is good, too. this is from the astros victory parade in houston on friday where a woman accidentally dropped her hat from the seventh level of a parking structure.
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watch here as her fellow fans pitch in to return the hat to its rightful owner. okay. here we go. see the hat? it's going up level by level. this is really teamwork right here. and they -- wait. we still have -- oh! oh, but wait. it's like donkey kong jr. here. and they keep throwing it up. and -- but wait? she snatches it and throws it up, and the rightful owner of the hat once again has it. [ applause ] i don't know why that was exciting, but it was. carlos correa will be here shortly. idris elba is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] in the new "thor" movie which was number one a the box office
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this weekend. "thor ragnarok." it's very good. the best marvel movie yet. whenever there's a big blockbuster film like this, we run it by our in-house movie critic yaya. yaya loves movie stars and has a lot of time to stalk them. here he is talking about the movie "thor ragnarok." >> action. >> action. hi, it's me, yaya. i'm talking about the new movie. the new movie behind me toro ranjerrikon. >> here we go. >> the movie like a lot of action, a lot of magic, a lot of everything. this australian guy, he's going to win something. >> that doesn't sound right. >> that's true. >> like a cow, too much, you know, something in his head. that's cate blanket.
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she's the fat lady from the movie and this guy jeff golding is in the movie too and he kill the alien in the white house with willy smith. he's in the movie flier. you know the flight outcome and you swat, oh. and you know, the guy mark ruffalo. and he do movie, mark ruffalo, he do movie with leo. the movie is called butter island. the long time the green guy, the wrestling guy is joe frogono. you know him. and then the hulk, the movie with mark ruffalo. he's the one -- [ growls ] the movie is like 3-d. and you watch it with no glasses come in your face. and somebody wants it more like 3-d, come, come, come in your face and your eyes boo!
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there's a very good movie, but see the movie. good luck. cut. >> jimmy: thank you, yaya, thanks to your nipples too. when we come back, a major announcement that could change the face of this face as we know it and a new remix of "stranger things." so stick around. brought to you by rocket mortgage by quicken loans. fighting robots. own destroy. but when it comes to mortgages, she's less confident. fortunately for sarah, there's rocket mortgage by quicken loans. it's simple, so she can understand the details and be sure she's getting the right mortgage. apply simply. understand fully. mortgage confidently.
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i hope you're adjusting to daylight savings. do you adjust your clocks, guillermo. >> guillermo: no, they go automatic. >> jimmy: all of them in your house? >> yes. >> jimmy: what kind of space-age house do you live in? >> my wife -- >> jimmy: that's why. it goes back to agrarian time when american farmers needed an extra hour in the day to scroll through instagram. now it's really just microwave oven confusion day. but this was big. on saturday, on the occasion of his 48th birthday, we got very big news from sean combs who is now the artist formerly known as diddy. >> hey, what's up? i have some very serious, serious news. i've been planning on this. i decided -- i k risky, but i nknew it could com off as corny to some people like, hey, yo, i decided to change my name again.
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[ laughter ] i'm just not who i am before. i'm something different. so my new name is love, aka brother love. i will not be answering to puffy, diddy, puff daddy or any of my other monikers, but love or brother love. >> jimmy: wait a minute. did he say butt love? >> but love. >> jimmy: i think he did, yeah. wow. [ applause ] i think he meant to say love or brother love. diddy made this decision after carefully consulting several bottle of chiroc. this is the latest -- what names has he had? he started with his real name sean combs. he became sean "puffy" combs, then puff, puffy, puff daddy, p-diddy, sean john and wilford brimley. isn't that right? at this point i feel sorry for his mailman. i've got a package.
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you know what this means, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you got to change the sign. you know what? we had quite a streak going. [ applause ] now we're starting over. have you guys been watching the new season of "stranger things" on netflix? [ cheers ] a lot of people have. it's very popular. a great combination of new and classic. a formula that really works for them, full of references from the '80s. now with the next incarnation of the show is taking that a step further with a new spin-off series that teams the kids from hawkins, indiana, with two beloved characters from the '80s, larry and balkee. >> tonight on net flex, larry and balky are back. >> cousin larry, my sister's uncle's dog's nephew needs a
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place to stay. >> balky, i told you -- >> there he is now. >> who is this? >> his name is dem. >> dem who? >> >> is he irish? >> nice to meet you mr. o'gorgon. >> you shouldn't have. no, i mean that, you shouldn't have. to his lack of boundaries. >> which one of you used my toothbrush? >> to his zany antics. >> dem, could you get that? >> trick or treat! >> anybody here? >> this place is spooky. >> it's halloween. it's supposed to be spooky. >> hey, guys, the candy's over there. >> yeah, let's take some and
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leave. ♪ >> not again. >> he's turning both of their lives -- >> dem, we need you to leave. >> just because you kill all our friends. >> upside down. >> we're kidding. we were just kidding. >> just an american joke. of course you can stay. don't be ridiculous. cousin, now we are so happy. we do the dance of joy. ♪ da da da da da da ♪ hey hey hey hey [ laughter ] ♪ standing tall ♪ by the wings of our dream s ♪ rise and fall on the wings o our dreams ♪ ♪ the three of us are stuck with each other ♪ ♪ we're perfect stranger
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things ♪ ♪ our life and our dreams ♪ nothing's going to stop us ♪ nothing's going to stop us now ♪ >> perfect stranger things tonight at 8:00 followed by a whole new "full house of cards." >> wait, i'm a single dad of three kids. ah! >> only on netflix. >> jimmy: real perfect strangers is on julio. from the houston astros carlos correa is here and we'll be right back with idris elba. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the kmart blue light special. find amazing deals now at kmart.com. ♪ every time you call on me ♪ i drop what i do ♪ you are my best friend ♪ and we've got some things to do ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the show, he won a world series ring and then gave one out and got engaged within minutes. from the houston astros, carlos correa is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then a special performance for members of the armed forces from the battleship "iowa" down in san pedro, california. brad paisley and john fogerty on the crown royal stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see john fogerty live at at the wynn hotel in las vegas january 209. and wednesday brad paisley co-hosts the cma awards here on abc, for the tenth time. so please watch that. tomorrow night, carey mulligan, gael garcia bernal, and music from darius rucker. and later this week, josh hutcherson, dale earnhardt jr., jesse williams, plus music from luke combs and dan auerbach.
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so please join us for all that. [ applause ] our first guest tonight is an emmy-nominat emmy-nominated, golden globe-winning actor who's played everything from paper salesman on "the office" to the gatekeeper of asgard in "thor." next, he co-stars alongside jessica chastain in "molly's game." >> i'm refusing you permission to invalidate my entire career. >> i'm uncaring. >> i built a successful -- >> you interested in having a family. >> very much. >> i don't get you some point reductions in the sentencing recommendation guidelines say eight to 12 years and that's before they try to jam you up more for money laundering. find me 12 men and women who will believe that you weren't aware of exactly who was sitting at the table and where the money came from. so that's it. you were a cocktail waitress. >> "molly's game" opens
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christmas. please welcome idris elba. [ cheers and applause ] idris. >> hi. >> jimmy: first of all, welcome. >> it's good to see you. >> jimmy: i know it's the dumbest thing in a world but i'm always so impressed when a brit can do an american accent. >> i'm very nervous about doing, anti-s now because when i was in "the wire coun" no one knew i w english. i walk around with an american accent all the time. now everyone knows i'm english. >> jimmy: you have women more sexed up than anyone right now. i really do. [ cheers ] i mean that in a -- >> so just define "sexed up". >> jimmy: i keep track of this sort of thing. so when you hear like, for instance, shonda rhimes was
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being honored and she asked her what her idea of a perfect night out and she said a glass of wine and idris elba. i hear you being used as a sexual reference so frequently now. >> oh, yeah. yes. >> jimmy: how often -- and be honest, don't be humble. how frequently do women come up to you and give you their telephone numbers? >> about eight times a day? that's not true. that's not true. no, that's not -- i'm joking. i am joking. any girlfriend's in the dressing room. >> jimmy: and she's there to monitor in case somebody tries that. >> she has my phone. you understand what i'm saying? >> jimmy: eight times a day would about 240 times a month unless it was a short month like february then maybe you're just down in the 200s. >> i see what you did there. >> jimmy: i did math. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this movie, by the way, is a -- was based on a true story, a
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very interesting story. did you know about this story beforehand? >> "molly's game"? i had no clue. i know it was a famous poker game in l.a. >> jimmy: everybody knew there were high profile actors who played this game. >> do you know who? >> jimmy: i do know who. this woman molly organized the game. does the character you play a real life character? >> no, he's a little bit of on amalgamation between aaron sorkin and what he thinks about the whole thing and the criminal lawyer. but my character is fictitious. and in the film it's a really great film. i ain't going to say it because i'm in it. but it's aaron sorkin. it's a great film because -- >> jimmy: this is his first time directing a film. which amazing to me. i had to check that to make sure that it's right. >> she's a very strong character, considering what goes through in this story. she's an olympian skier and
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broke her back in several places and ended up in las vegas running poker games. >> jimmy: she's kind of ingenious at least according to the movie. i don't know her in real life. but seems to be a brilliant character. you can't study for that. you can't go out and sue people as research or anything like that, can you? >> no, just wear a lot of suits. it's weird because it's aaron sorkin. aaron sorkin calls you up. everybody knows he's dialogue. >> jimmy: snappy dialogue. >> you do not wing it. okay? you memorize it. you get on there, you do your thing. and i stupidly trained to be a kickboxer for a year as part of a documentary. i was having a midlife crisis. [ laughter ] i was 44 years old and fighting this guy who was ten years younger than me. anyway, long story short is the way the scheduled met up is literally the night of my fight,
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the next day i had to go fly to toronto and shoot ten days of scenes with aaron sorkin and jessica chastain. >> jimmy: this is a real fight you had in front of an audience and everything? >> it was at the work hayork haa very famous arena. it's a big, big deal. >> jimmy: did you tell the guy, don't hit me or kick me in the face because i have to go do a movie tomorrow? >> no. but you know what i did? in a documentary, they do these little cams and the actors, the people are telling you what they're going to do prior to doing it. i saw his. and he was dutch. he was like, i'm going to break his face. he's an actor. i'm a boxer. i'm going to break him. i watched that. i was like, oh, no. he was really serious. so long story short, i had aaron, all the producers on the phone like, did he win? he's still fighting?
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call me back. >> jimmy: how is his face? so you did win the face. >> i did. >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ applause ] >> i did, i did. >> jimmy: as if your life isn't great enough already [ laughter ] >> i would never do that again. >> jimmy: you're beating up the dutch. was he bummed after the actor beat him up? . i never spoke to him again. >> jimmy: do you have his number? we could call him right now. >> that's a good idea. what's up, man? which face are you going to break now, fella? [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know, it's dangerous when you fight a dutchman because if they kick you with those wooden shoes, he could put an eye out. >> that's very true. >> jimmy: congratulations on everything. "molly's game" opens december 24th. we're back with carlos correa.
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teamy to a win in one of the best world series ever and then after this, he capped it off with an on-field wedding proposal, which saved a lot of money on champagne. from the world champion houston astros, please welcome carlos correa. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations, first of all. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: is it as great as i imagine it would be to hit a home run in the world series? >> it's even better. i don't remember what i did, the celebrations. i blacked out. i hit the ball, i blacked out. >> jimmy: have you gone back to watch it on tv? >> no, i haven't. it's been nonstop since we won the world series. >> jimmy: nonstop. i would not have been past second base before i was looking at that on the internet to watch it again. >> i haven't got a chance to watch it yet.
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>> jimmy: it's pretty good. you're going to be happy, i think. >> we were talking about the celebrations and the fist bump. i don't remember any of that. >> jimmy: do you remember getting engaged? because this could be a problem. >> i could be in trouble in the answer is i don't remember. >> jimmy: your fiancee is right here. this is daniela. congratulations to both of you. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: did you have any idea this was going to happen? >> no idea. he has been so focused on all these games that the last thing i thought would be on his mind was proposing to me. that's why i yanked that gate out of my way. >> jimmy: he turned the world series into a bachelor all of a sudden. how much planning went into this? >> for a whole month i'd been planning it. i knew we had championship team so i was waiting it out to see how far we'd go. game six i had the ring in my backpack. this is the night. we lost the game. i don't have plan "b."
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we better win. so we end up winning the gam and i was able to propose to my beautiful fiancee. >> jimmy: did you ever consider that maybe daniella would say no. >> live television. >> jimmy: if the dodgers had won, would you have married one of them? >> no. [ applause ] >> jimmy: no? will you guys get married on a baseball field? will you consummate your love on a baseball field? >> somebody asked me when we're going to get married. i said whenever we win the world series again. if it's ten years, we got to wait ten years to get married. time just kidding. >> jimmy: i know you're kidding. it's her that doesn't know you're kidding. don't worry about me. >> she gave me that face like no. >> jimmy: when do you get your world series ring? >> opening day next year. >> jimmy: opening day next year. did you ever consider oh, maybe i'll just give her that ring? >> i never thought about it.
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i got to wait a long time for that ring. so i thought that was the perfect chance for me to getty gauged. >> jimmy: what were you doing over the last five days. take me through a little bit. you had a parade, obviously. >> we had a beautiful parade in houston. people there, you know, the support was incredible. i saw people crying there because obviously people have been through tough times in houston with hurricane harvey. >> jimmy: right. >> for us to bring joy and happiness through baseball. >> jimmy: there were people crying in l.a. here, too. >> that's a moment that i remember the people crying and screaming out of their lungs. >> jimmy: it's overwhelming when you realize, you come to a team. you never know what team. and these people have been following the team for so long and how much it means to emthth. you realize there's a really big burden on your shoulders. >> this is my second home. i'm from puerto rico. i was doing it for both, the people in houston and the people back home in puerto rico. >> jimmy: what was going on in
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puerto rico? were people able to watch the games? >> actually puerto rico in a curfew and nobody cared. everybody went outside to watch the games and getting text messages from my family members. everybody is going outside to watch the games. they're going to sports bars and stuff to watch you play. i want to thank everybody in puerto rico for your support. >> jimmy: yeah, really. why are you guys registered in case astros fans want to send you gifts? >> we're not registered yet. >> jimmy: you're not registered. >> not yet. >> jimmy: are you going to register? >> i understood that some other couple has done it. i told my agent, we've got to look into that. >> reporter: chris bryant of the chicago cubs registered. he did not know that it would be public information. then all of a sudden he and hid wife got a whole bunch of stuff from people. >> i guess we could say we didn't know either. >> jimmy: may i ask you a question about your teammate, jose altuve. he's listed at how tall? >> i think he's listed at 5'7".
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>> jimmy: i heard 5'6". but how tall are you? >> 6'4". >> jimmy: i know you had a parade at disney world. was he allowed on the rides? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> he was, he was, absolutely. >> jimmy: how tall do you think he is? >> well, depends, with cleats or without cleats. >> jimmy: with cleats. >> he's about 5'5". >> jimmy: if i was him, i would make myself 4'9" then really be an inspiration. >> i'm 6'4" but i wish thattt could hit like him. >> jimmy: me, too. i wish i could hit like him. congratulations on the world series and also your love. not only did you break a lot of hearts here in los angeles, i think you broke a lot of women's hearts all across the country. but thank you for coming by. great to have you here. carlos correa, everybody.
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>> dicky: music on "jimmy kimmel live" is brought to you by crown royal. live generously and life will treat you royally. >> jimmy: the new album is called "love and war." here with the title track from the battleship "iowa" in san pedro, california, brad paisley and john fogerty. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ he was nineteen when he landed at bagram scared and all alone ♪ ♪ he lost a leg and a girlfriend before he got home and they say all is fair in love and war ♪ ♪ but that ain't true
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it's wrong ♪ ♪ they send you off to die for us ♪ ♪ forget about you when you don't ♪ ♪ ♪ he was nineteen in '68 and after all this time that broken boy is now a broken man ♪ ♪ waiting in the v.a. line they say all is fair in love and war ♪ ♪ but that ain't true it's wrong ♪ ♪ they ship you out to die for us ♪ ♪ forget about you when you don't ♪ ♪ and the nightmares and he's running scared far from home
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♪ they say all is fair in love and war but that ain't true it's wrong ♪ ♪ they ship you out to die for us forget about you when you don't ♪ ♪ they say all is fair in love and war but that ain't true it's wrong ♪ ♪ they ship you out to die for us forget about you when you don't ♪ ♪ they say all is fair in love and war but that ain't true it's wrong ♪ ♪ they ship you out to die for us forget about you when you don't ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: i want to thank idris elba, carlos correa and apologize to matt damon. we did run out of time for him tonight. "nightline" is next, but first, this is the release of "blue moon swamp." with "fortunate son" from the battleship "iowa" in san pedro, california, john fogerty and brad paisley! ♪ ♪
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♪ some folks are born made to wave the flag oh they're red ♪ ♪ and when the band plays hail to the chief oh they point the cannon at you ♪ ♪ it ain't me it ain't me i ain't no senator's son ♪ ♪ it ain't me it ain't me i ain't no fortunate one ♪ ♪ some folks are born silver spoon in hand lord don't they help themselves ♪ ♪ but when the taxman comes to the door lord the house looks like a rummage sale ♪ ♪ it ain't me it ain't me i ain't no millionaire's son ♪ it ain't me it ain't me i ain't no fortunate one ♪
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♪ good evening, everyone. thanks for joining us. here on "nightline" we're reporting on another mass shooting. this one the deadliest in texas history. this one at a church. a youngest killed a 1-year-old child. at least a dozen of the victims were kids. the kind of bloody carnage that's become horrifyingly familiar to us in the past decade. an elementary school in connecticut, a movie theater in colorado, a nightclub in orlando, a concert in las vegas. all ordinary places where we all gather turning into crime scenes, changing lives forever. both the death toll and frequency of these attacks increasing. these are just some of the names of people murdered in mass shootings in just the past
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