that's our report. we appreciate your >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight jimmy turns 50 with ben affleck -- plus 37 surprise celebrity appearances, with music from huey lewis and now, a year older but just as distinguished, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy kimmel. thanks for coming and joining us. that's very nice. a special night. 50 years ago on november 13th

baby was born and that baby went on to gain more than 180 pounds and it's me, i guess. yeah, it's my birthday tonight. i turned 50. thank you. i'm not as excited about it myself but i appreciate the enthusiasm. i got so many balloon texts this morning. my phone actually floated away. it was ridiculous. that's how i started my day. and the show tonight will be almost a complete surprise to me. my co-workers have been planning this and plotting for months. they keep giggling and whispering behind my back. this must be what it's like to be donald trump at the white house. i tell you something, it feels no idea to know what's going on. guillermo, this must be what it's like for you every night. >> guillermo: yes, yes, jimmy, yes. >> jimmy: what i do know is that

ben affleck is here. i have only one specific request for my birthday and that was the music, ever since cleto stole their music from a boat he broke into, sitting in with the cletone cletonee, say hello to huey lewis and the news! and the drummer from huey lewis and the news, bill gibson, it is his first day, too. we share a birthday and a tooth brush, it's weird, i know. so from here on -- does the doorbell mean something's going to happen? okay.

>> jimmy's birthday. you doesn't work on your birthday, right? >> what do i do? >> we have a chair. we need to you relax. >> right here. right here. >> jimmy: all right. all right. >> long may he congratulations. i'm going to say a few jokes. congratulations, jimmy, my honorary jewish friend. i turned 50 years old last year and i can tell you there's a lot to look forward to. remember when we would get

embarrassed when our dads would unbutton their top button of their pants at the dinner table, well, it turned out they were geniuses. all my top buttons are unbuttoned. would you mind unbuttoning -- >> jimmy: is that enough? that is better. >> the great thing about being in your 50s, your doctor will stick his finger inside you, even if you don't ask him to. >> jimmy: i'll bet that's why my pants are -- >> 50 years old you'll be asking yourself some hard questions, jimmy. are my best years behind me? am i no longer relevant? am i no longer funny? and all i have to say to that is you're a good dad to gives a [ bleep ]. right?

[ cheers and applause ] >> i don't want to say jimmy's showing his age but his testicles are longer than the new "blade runner" movie now. one of the best benefits of being 50. you don't need to show your idea anymore for senior discounts. they just feel your skin. congratulations, though, my friend jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] i sincerely mean this. please enjoy the next eight years of your life. and really make them account. you've accomplished so much in 50 years. you know this. a long, successful career. four great kids. for some reason i'm told this is the moment you're most proud of. let's take a look. >> announcer: and here's jimmy kimmel. only down 2-1. >> jimmy: that's true. >> that felt good? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> caught, big, big windy

>> jimmy: coming in, though, coming in. >> there's more than that hom run. and some of your friends put together this retrospective of your life. hope you enjoy it. >> jimmy kimmel, talk show house, loving husband, father. drunken, half naked singer. hello. i'm george clooney. join us as we take a look behind the beard. jimmy ki jimmy kimmel, 50, fierce and fabulous. james latifah kimmel was conceived in the back of an electronics store in brookbrook

knock. despite their rigorous sex sewell schedule, they always found time to support and encourage their young son. fearing a visit from child protective services, the family packed up and headed west to las vegas. jimmy personified his new hometown's glitz and glamour. it's here he would befriend cleto. >> dpirs tifirst time i saw jim was wearing boxing gloves and glasses on a cloudy day. we're. >> jimmy's infatuation with letterman was psychotic. she started in radio where he was promptly fired. he would set until california where he would at last find true

love. >> when i first met jimmy, he was wearing boxing gloves and sunglasses on a dark, rainy day. hold on, i think i got the script from the mexican friend. we met at a gay bar. it's not open as of last night. >> together they would do enduring work like -- >> this level of high-minded satire would not go unnoticed but the heads of the broadcasting company who would tap jimmy to be the host of his own late night program. >> i still don't know hough we g -- how we got him, super hunk george clooney. >> i should first mention he got really, really heavy.

jimmy put the ate in late night. he got himself a trainer, a hair cut, a beautiful wife and an adorable side kick. >> this is for what? for jimmy's birthday? >> yeah. speak to the camera, whatever you want. >> uh -- >> even though jimmy had become a bigger success than anyone could imagine, he had his sights on even greater accomplishments. >> oh, good, i got a sitting ovation. >> being the cover model for costco magazine and childhood obesity. >> mommy and daddy ate all your halloween candy last night. >> jimmy kimmel, man, mensch, meatball enthusiast, here's looking at the next 50 years, jimmy. for the home shop, network, i'm

george clooney. i'm keeping this one. >> okay. jimmy, you are -- you really are a great man. happy birthday. i didn't get you a present because i found out i'm not getting paid to do this. but instead i'm making a donation in honor to the national compassion fund to help the victims of las vegas. you guys should do that, too. all right, all right. i can't stick around because i'm 51 and i got to go home and sleep. but after the break, there's another surprise guest you guys are going to love with a very special gift. so stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: should i sit? >> yes, please, you're 50. sit. this is the perfect chair for -- you are know what, if you could pee in this, it would be the best chair in the world because every five minutes now you're going to start having to pee. >> jimmy: you can pee in anything if you really set your mind to it. >> i have to tell you, i had something already tonight, but when they told me it was your retirement show, i said -- you're 50, they didn't want to startle you. ryan seacrest has a little window every afternoon. can i sit, too? because i'm older than you. >> jimmy: you can sit on my lap if you want. >> you're entering the 50 club. i'm leaving the 50 club. in a month i have the big one. so i have some just advice because i've been in the club. i want to lower your stress. that's what you need to do now. you need to lower your stress.

and this is my first advice. this is a tough one for you but you have to do it because it's important. matt damon, let it go. [ cheers and applause ] let it go. is it worth it? >> jimmy: i don't know, it's just -- just saying his name, you know -- >> that's exactly what i'm talking about! he's not worth a stent, right? is he worth an angioplasty? it's going to kill you. >> jimmy: you're probably right. >> this whole show is very stressful for you. so i have -- let's see, what else can you do? you people don't know. five nights a week, he works like 40, 45 minutes every night. >> jimmy: it adds up. >> it does. >> jimmy: it adds up. >> you have a lot of family working with you on the show, right? >> jimmy: yes. >> this is my birthday present to you. all of jimmy's family, as of

tonight, you're fired. you can't work with your family! now here's the good news. here's one of the advantages of being in the 50 club. adam said it almost like it was a disadvantage when he did the joke about your balls are longer than "blade runner." this is a plus for you. i'll tell you why. you had children late. you're going to have children running around. you're going to get hit there, you're going to get whacked there and now it's not going to hurt as much as when you were younger because there's give, there's give. no, i'm telling you, take it -- i'm speaking from experience. there's slack. can you take a punch. you know what it is now? it's like punching a curtain now. that's all it is. and also, don't be afraid because he's right, they're

going away, they're just leaving. i'm speaking from experience. there's no rhyme or reason now. it's like one day the left and then the right, the left, the right. it's weird. i'm telling you. it's like the world's slowest race to the ground is happening in front of you. and you know what's weird? they're getting longer, this guy's getting shorter. it's like -- it's like they're attached somewhere. but all right, enough of old material. here's what i want to do. first of all, i do have one little lane gift, when you joined the 50 club, i gave this to my buddy when he turned 50. you're now a member. that's for you. okay. that's just a gag gift. i want to do a real gift. i don't want to let adam outnice me.

so i'm going to do a donation to the l.a. children's hospital in honor of your son, billy. >> jimmy: wow, thank you. >> but even better, bob eiger and your friends at disney have made a donation to that hospital of $250,000 for your birthday. >> jimmy: wow. wow, that's very nice. >> and i don't want to take any credit, but they wanted 100,000 but i got them up. i got them up. >> jimmy: you did? >> no, i didn't. it was all them. it was all them. now, i know you're not crazy about all this and all the attention on your birthday. you're not a sappy guy, i'm the same way, it makes you feel weird with all the nice thing people say. so we're going to do the opposite. we gathered your celebrity friends because i know that's more important to you than the unfamous ones. >> jimmy: sure, of course. >> but we got them to read some of your mean tweets.

people that have tweeted mean things about jimmy -- >> jimmy: people tweeted mean things about me? this is a double whammy. >> it's a rough time out there. we're going to take you down a notch in a very special edition of "mean tweets jimmy kimmel edition." >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> jimmy kimmel needs a kick to his [ bleep ]. >> i thought i saw jimmy kimmel at home depot. it was just a sloppy >> jimmy kim mekimmel, you are [ bleep ]. keep your mouth shut and gut out of our country. >> @jimmy kill kill kill

you represent everything i hate. >> some [ bleep ] at euphoric underscore mania writes, "is jimmy kimmel cross-eyed or just ridiculously ugly?" stupid, stupid. >> jimmy kimmel, go suck a [ bleep ] you fat ass." you got some haters. >> jimmy kimmel is -- the god of hepatitis? that sound hideous. that ugly bozo is still a god. jimmy, you don't have hepatitis. i would know. >> are you kidding me with that flabby body? what the [ bleep ]. get to the gym, man. do you really shave your pits? scary. >> jimmy kimmel is that same fat kit who grew up to become that

fat kid from win ben stein's money. i don't care for this fella who wrote this. >> hey, jimmy kimmel, have you replaced his nose with a [ bleep ]. you're a dead ringer for >> jimmy kimmel, you still look like a potato but now you look like a >> this is going to sound funny, i couldn't remember jimmy kimmel's name so i googled talk show hosts. >> open your eyes, # -- >> i liked jimmy better when he

was somewhat fat. >> go wrap your ball sack around your neck and choke yourself to death and put your head up your butt. there's no nuance to that. >> jimmy kimmel, put yourself in my shoes. oh, no, that means you would have gotten too much good [ bleep ] in your life. >> you havepoint, >> your job is to pollute airwaves with your [ bleep ]. you big [ bleep ] >> jimmy kimmel. your books are fake and -- >> david kimmel is not funny. neither is david letterman. i'd have to go along with both of those. >> your show blows brown donkey balls.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: huey lewis and the news sitting in with the with te cletones. it's my 50th birthday and more surprises are said to be on the way tomorrow night, owen wilson will be here, sarah gadon will join us, we'll have music from gucci mane featuring migos and later this week, colin farrell, patton oswalt, tracee ellis ross, frankie shaw, and we will have music from bishop briggs and manchester orchestra. >> jimmy: when, at the tender age of six, i told my parents i wanted batman to come to my birthday. i had no idea i'd have to wait 44 years for it to happen. our first guest fights evil alongside some other costumed adults in the highly-anticipated "justice league." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome ben affleck. [ cheers and applause ]

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looking at him that matt -- >> jimmy: oh, matt was there. who got into acting first? you or matt? >> i don't want to embarrass matt, and i know you don't -- >> jimmy: of course not. >> i got into acting before he did. i was on a kids show called "voyage." and he was like you have an agent? i want an agent! >> jimmy: that's matt damon in a nut shell. >> i want far off. he insisted on getting an agent. >> jimmy: was it the same agent? >> it was the same agent. we would go together and audition to parts. >> jimmy: would you audition together? >> every time. it was two dumb kids from boston instead of one. >> jimmy: do you remember any you auditioned for? >> the best one and in

retrospect hurts me to this day. we were told it was a secret project and they gave us a dummy, generic scene about a kid who wanted to race bmxs or something. anyway, that's not the point. we go down there and we're about to -- when we get into the room, they tell us we didn't want anyone to know about this and you need to keep it secret but this is actually an audition for tim burton is making a movie of "batman" and this is for robin. so we both auditioned for robin and we were both pretty sure we got the part. going down in the elevator, it was no hard feelings, man, if you get it. i wish to god he had gotten that part. >> jimmy: oh, no kidding. and there wasn't a robin -- >> that's very good. they decided it was an ambiguous relationship. what you talking about?

he fights crime! >> jimmy: that's so sad, though, in a way that you went on to become batman. not only did he not become robin, he's begging for little bit parts in "thor." >> he was an extra in "thor." listen, this is an up-and-down business. >> jimmy: and he is down, down, down. ray told me to try to forget this, but i can't. when we come back, we're going to see a clip for you -- >> i have a very big surprise when we come back. >> jimmy: ben affleck is here. we got a big surprise next. ♪ ♪ make clean floors part of your everyday routine with roomba from irobot. just press clean and roomba gets to work. roomba uses a patented dirt detect™ system

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not -- >> jimmy: that's ben affleck as bruce swayne and andrew miller as the flash. that was pretty cool, i like that. >> thank you. it's fun. esra is really fun as the flash. it's fun and it's light and it really moves. i didn't have a good time. >> jimmy: of course not. >> i was in a very constricted suit. >> jimmy: are you used to the seat after three times? >> kind of. >> jimmy: do they improve it comfortwise for you? >> no, it got stiffer. >> jimmy: that's how you know how the wardrobe people like you, how tight your pants get.

>> really the reason i took this movie is imagining wearing that costume -- i have a little boy. having my son see me. everybody wants their kid to think of them as a super hero. you know, before they get too smart. and i got -- i brought a picture to show you, which was my son two weeks ago said to me, dad, there's one costume i want in the whole wide world, can you get it? i said i have some connections and then he told me who he wanted to be. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's probably healthy. >> it is, yeah. >> jimmy: i think you found your robin right there. i mean, that's cute. very cute. >> this movie shifted schedule, actor availability and so on and so forth and "star wars" created some addition an availability

and i was able to start this really, really exsighting super he -- exciting super hero project. in fact, the director is here. i wanted to bring him out to tell you all about it. >> jimmy: oh. oh, yeah, i know this guy. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing. wow. how are you, jay? j.j. abrams is here with us. >> thank you. thanks. happy birthday. i'm thrilled to be here. i love white guys with beards. >> we could be a band. >> i came here with a question. >> jimmy: what is it? >> jimmy kimmel, are you familiar with this? what is this? do you know what that is? >> jimmy: that is a comic book you drew when i was about 9 years old, 10 years old. >> and you drew all the

illustrations in it? >> jimmy: i did it. i drew it and wrote it. >> do you know all the characters? >> jimmy: that's muscle head and colored kid the heros. lucky lad is like a leprechaun. >> who is that? >> jimmy: he's the one with the gold. main strom, super duck, which was kind of look my verse ion o howard the duck. spire is a guy who had like a point on his head. color kid was the best because he had all the powers of the rainbow. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, which are really none. >> and who would this be? a bad guy? >> jimmy: the bad guy. what was his name again? oh, i forgot his name. but he's got prominent breasts. >> was it mr. bolt? >> jimmy: yeah, mr. bolt. >> i got to say, i got my hands on this. >> jimmy: how did you get that?

>> through various sources. and the characters, like they really spoke to me. >> jimmy: they did? >> yeah, and they demanded to be brought to life. >> jimmy: oh no! >> so i took this exact book. i didn't change a word. >> jimmy: oh, my -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> and we spent $250 million to -- >> jimmy: oh, my. >> ladies and gentlemen, the world premiere, the exclusive trailer of jimmy kimmel's "the trick t terrific ten." >> announcer: a war is coming between the terrific and the terrible. soon you will all be under my control. >> sources confirm dr. bolt is plotting to literally destroy the earth and wishes to invite muscleman to do battle now. >> what's the plan, muscleman?

>> assemble the team, super duck. top speed. >> that's the only speedy know. >> color kick, my side kick. >> super duck. >> release the quacken. >> spire, god of weapons. >> who wants to go clubbing? >> mirgiv. >> you're dead. >> and god the wealth. >> it's going to be cloudy with a chance of justice. >> endolite. >> all's well that bends well. >> lucky lad. >> feeling lucky? >> super sal. >> silent but deadly. >> a i'm the lovely. >> and me, super hero.

>> i am a man with muscles. >> dr. bolt, i got your invitation. i hope you don't mind, i brought a plus nine. >> you're too late. the party's over. oh boy. >> this control activates my atom ek bomb, which can destroy the entire earth. >> well, then don't hit that button. >> no, that's my dominance over you! >> and now i shall unleash the most terrible of my terrible ten. behold the bleach master! >> what's up? >> really?

a box of bleach. o. >> oh, and you're so great? what do you have the power of, a gym membership? >> he's got multiple gym memberships. >> i'm sorry, remind us again what your power is. >> i have all the powers of the rainbow. >> oh, so what, you [ bleep ] skitles? >> i put smiles on people's face. okay, man? >> what's happening? >> what about suke duck? he super sucks. >> no, i don't. i can fly. >> what about leprechaun elvis. >> what does that mean? >> that you look stupid. >> i look like a yoga instructor bombed -- >> i am a box of bleach. >> everybody should up! we all suck. you know why? because we were created by a weird, sad kid who grew to later grew to become a weird, fat man.

[ bleep ] kimmel. >> i mean, he didn't even draw his genitalia. >> jimmy: wow. that is the best gift i ever got. unbelievable. thank you j.j. abrams, thank you ben affleck muscleman. i imagined myself in that league b . we'll be right back with i don't know what!

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>> jimmy: sho show. i'm still 50. i'm here with my good friend huey lewis.

i don't know what i'm supposed to do now. you're going to take over, right? >> isn't this the best show ever? >> jimmy: it is. >> it's about to get better. i guess to introduce another one of your friends. this guy is an amazing treasure. the amazing james taylor. >> jimmy: oh, wow! [ cheers and applause ] >> mr. kimmel, happy birthday. >> jimmy: thank you. holy [ bleep ]. >> some people find it hard to believe that i wrote this next tune for you.

♪ there is a young cowboy he lives on the range his horse and his cattle are his only companions ♪ ♪ he works in the saddle and he sleeps in the canyons waiting for summer his pastures to change ♪ ♪ and as the moon rises he sits by his fire thinking about women and glasses of beer ♪ ♪ and closing his eyes as the dogies retire he sings out a song which is soft but it's clear ♪ ♪ as if maybe someone could hear ♪

♪ goodnight you moon light ladies rock-a-bye sweet baby james deep greens and blues ♪ ♪ are the colors i choose won't you let me go down in my dreams ♪ ♪ and rock-a-bye sweet baby james ♪ ♪ now the first of december was covered with snow and so was the turnpike from stockbridge to boston ♪ ♪ though the berkshires seemed dreamlike on account of that frosting ♪ ♪ with ten miles behind me and ten thousand more to go ♪

♪ there's a song that they sing when they take to the highway a song that they sing ♪ ♪ when they take to the sea a song that they sing of their home in the sky ♪ ♪ maybe you can believe it if it helps you to sleep ♪ ♪ but singing works just fine for me ♪ ♪ so goodnight you moon light ladies rock-a-bye sweet baby jamesligh ladies rock-a-bye sweet baby james deep greens and blues ♪ ♪ are the colors i choose won't you let me go

down in my dreams ♪ ♪ and rock-a-bye sweet baby jimmy ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> how are you doing? happy birthday. >> jimmy: thank you. james taylor! unbelievable! thank you, james. we'll be right back. heavy, labored breathing heavy, labored breathing coughing breathing through oxygen mask

breathing through oxygen mask breathing through oxygen mask breathing through oxygen mask covered california. it's more than just health care. it's life care. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ what if home security was different? what if it looked different? what if the measure of working, was that you never had to think about it. ♪

what if it was so easy to use, you actually used it. [alarm] you have 3 minutes to exit. what if it gave you time, and what you really need from home security. a sense of security. ♪ >> jimmy: well, that was fun. that was a good birthday. thank you. thanks to my staff for putting this together, thank you, guillermo, for baking this cup kaik. -- cupcake. i'd like to thank james taylor, huey lewis, ben affleck, j.j. abrams, adam sandler, ray romano, everyone else who made a special appearance tonight except for matt damon. nightline is next, goodnight!

this is "nightline." >> tonight more allegation. >> i was twisting and i was struggling and i was begging him to stop. >> another woman accusing alabama candidate roy moore of sexual misconduct, alleging he assaulted her when she was 16. >> he said you're just a child. if you tell anyone, no one will believe this. >> moore saying the charges are politically motivated. >> i never did what she said i did. i don't even know the woman. >> and the penn state