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that is our report. appreciate your time. >> right no >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- james franco. from "the florida project," brooklynn prince. mike tyson. and music from bts. and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it. on what was yet another crazy day here in the united states of america. more famous and powerful men accused today of inappropriate
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behavior, including this was a shocker, santa claus. [ laughter ] apparently one of the children on his routes saw him kissing mommy and i guess it's over. as is matt lauer. matt lauer was let go from the "today" show this morning because of unspecified allegations of sexual harassment. this morning my wife looked on her phone and said, oh my god, matt lauer, which of course i assumed he was dead. [ laughter ] i guess this is better, i don't know. very surprising. poor savannah guthrie had to go on the air, break the news moments after she found out about it. of course president trump weighed in on this as presidents do. [ laughter ] matt lauer was just fired from nbc for inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace. when will the top executives be at nbc and comcast be fired for put out so much fake news? check out andy lax pass. if anyone knows about inappropriate behavior at the workplace at nbc, it's donald j. trump. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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is he aware that he's him? i don't think he is. [ laughter ] i think he sees donald trump on tv and goes, i like that guy. [ laughter ] as far as matt lauer goes, what happens now? does he have to do an emotional sitdown interview with himself? [ laughter ] another question is, if matt hour is off the "today" show for his behavior, what happens to kathie lee gifford? i don't know if you watch the show but will they have to cancel spanky tuesday? do you know about spanky tuesday? let me catch you up. >> have a great booze day tuesday. >> a start of spanky tuesday. >> straight from the consumer electronics show, nobody likee but nobody likee. red bulls, we're red bulls. tomorrow we have a big show. who's here? funny man colin quinn. leave me alone! stop it! >> jimmy: wow. hoda clearly told her to stop more than one time and she didn't. [ laughter ] spanky tuesday might be in jeopardy.
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and on top of all this, 75-year-old garrison keillor, the guy from "a prairie home companion," was fired today from minnesota public radio. apparently he was asking women to fondle his tote bag. and that's -- you don't -- you don't play? okay. [ laughter ] can you imagine being fired from minnesota public radio? it's like having your library card revoked. it's all very confusing because you look at a guy like garrison keillor and you think, this is a man who could have any woman he wants. [ laughter ] quite a day. garrison keillor, matt lauer, i'm hearing, don't quote me on this, inside information, there's talk young sheldon might be next. [ audience groaning ] [ laughter ] meanwhile north korea launched another missile yesterday. that apparently now they can reach every part of the mainland of the united states. which is scary, of course. and i know it sounds terrible, but speaking for those of us who live here on the west coast, there's something comforting about the fact that it's not just us who have to worry about this anymore. [ laughter ] now we're all in it together.
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congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] fortunately, the good news, if there is any, is both of our leaders, ours and north korea's, are reasonable men -- [ laughter ] who i'm sure will bring this to a peaceful resolution soon. this really, i think this sums up who our president is. these tweets came within one hour of each other. okay? first, so now that matt lauer's gone, when will the fake news practitioners at nbc be terminating the contract of phil griffin and will they terminate low ratings joe scarborough based on the unsolved mystery that took place in florida years ago, investigate. that was followed one half an hour later by just spoke to president xi jinping of china concerning the provocative actions of north korea, additional major sanctions will be imposed on north korea today, the situation will be handled. so there you have it. the situation will be handled. there's no reason to worry at all. and by the way, in case you weren't aware, the first tweet is the president of the united states accusing joe scarborough from "morning joe" of murdering his intern, because why not,
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right? we think the north koreans are crazy? at least they didn't elect their unstable leader. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we picked him. he was not chosen by god. and then trump retweeted three anti-muslim videos. one of the titles, these titles, "muslim migrant beats up dutch boy on crutches." he retweeted -- at least one of these videos he retweeted was fake. according to his press secretary, sarah huckabee sanders, it doesn't matter if the videos were real or fake -- see if you can make any sense of this. >> whether it's a real video, the threat is real. and that is what the president is talking about. that's what the president is focused on is dealing with those real threats. and those are real no matter how you look at it. >> jimmy: yes, the video the president sent around with the headline "muslims assault christian women" turned out to be an old zz top video, the beards had him confused. [ laughter ] but it feels true and that's what's most important. [ laughter ] it's insane. it's completely indisputably, if
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you don't think it is, you are also insane, by the way. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the worst part of it is, if it's not bad enough, we're going to forget about it by tomorrow. in fact, i am forgetting about it right now as i stand here. [ laughter ] it's gone. it has gone away. the president is pushing his big tax break for the rich. he was in st. louis today speaking to a group of supporters. and i have to say he really seems to be loosening up. this is a long-overdue edition of "drunk donald trump." [ tape playing slowly ] >> hey, look, i'm president. i don't care. i don't care anymore. i don't care. >> jimmy: all right, well, you know what? [ cheers and applause ] maybe he got into the eggnog but at least he's being honest for a change. you know, all this sexual
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harassment stuff is not limited to the united states. it's also not limited to human beings. this is what's happening this week in australia. >> black friars priory school has a proud tradition. its new vietnamese-made statue will be remember more for its eyebrow might have raising innuendo rather than artistic genius. the school wouldn't let us see it despite a black cloth covering the delicate sculptural bundle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at least it's not a fountain, i guess. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that statue you'll be happy to hear is now running for senator of alabama. [ laughter ] have you seen the new -- they released a new "avengers" movie trailer. "avengers: affinity war" came out this morning on "good morning america." the movie comes out next year. it stars every single living actor on effort. all of them are in it. the idea of "infinity war" is an alien named thanos wants to destroy the planet. then he finds out we're already
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doing it so he goes home and takes a nap. there's new things for those who are into this kind of stuff. captain america has now long hair and a beard. he looks like a dad after a very sad divorce. [ laughter ] just like the real america, captain is going through a rough patch right now. i have to admit i felt kind of ridiculous this morning. there's so many things going on, there's trump, there's health care, there's people i know getting charged with sexual harassment. the nuclear threat from north korea, this morning i spent ten minutes going frame by frame trying to figure out who was choking spider-man in the "avengers: infinity war" trailer and i wish i was joking about that but i'm not. [ laughter ] i don't know what exactly this is. as a social experiment, let's call it that, i invited mike tyson, former boxer who's lived an unusual life, to try to do some things he's never done before. and he graciously agreed. and with that said, with the holidays approaching, please enjoy this special gift-themed edition of "tyson tries it."
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hi and welcome to "tyson tries it." this is mike tyson, i'm jimmy. let's go. mike? have you ever wrapped a present? >> no. >> jimmy: never in your life? >> never. >> jimmy: never wrapped anything? >> never. >> jimmy: would you like to try it? >> no. >> jimmy: all right. that was "tyson doesn't actually try it." all right, well thank you, mike. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to take a break. when we come back from the break, an animal holiday tradition returns. guillermo and i dress up as santa's helpers to ask kids if they've been naughty or nice so far this year. stick around, we'll be right back with that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ give joy, get joy at kohl's super saturday! shop early to save big! and get kohl's cash! present for them, kohl's cash for you!
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>> jimmy: hello and welcome back to our show. james franco, brooklynn prince, and music from bts is all on the way. the holidays are on the way too. we jump right into christmas at my house. over the weekend i was teaching my daughter the "you better watch out, you better not cry." which if you think about it is a pretty heavy warning. better watch out. better not -- i know you're only 3 but be vigilant. and don't shed any tears for any reason at all. then of course you'd better not pout, i'm telling you why, because santa claus is coming to town, and he's pissed, he's mad. [ laughter ] now that we taught her the song we're constantly threatening her with santa. every day. santa's watching. santa's not going to like that. hope santa doesn't find out. just constant threats. my daughter jane. my wife and i are kim jong-un, and santa is our arsenal of
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nuclear weapons. [ laughter ] i told her she needs to be good until christmas, she told me "i'll be good on christmas." she's already smarter than i am. anyway, guillermo and i have a tradition every year, we dust off the elf costumes and talk to kids to find out if they've been naughty or nice. this is what we learned from a little girl named lucy. hello, lucy. >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: have a seat right there. do you have some paperwork for me? >> i have two. >> jimmy: you have two? >> one for you, one for you. >> jimmy: thank you very much. go ahead and have a seat right there. let's see what do we have here? it's a note to santa. that's nice. dear santa, i love you, i have been good to everybody and nice. i hope you get me on the happy list. can you please get me some shopkins and a mermaid and hatchimals? thank you, i love you, lucy, with a picture of lucy and santa. santa's going to love this note. what do you have there?
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>> guillermo: mine say, "i love jesus." >> jimmy: that's nice too. jesus is not going to bring any presents, though. >> i know. i just wanted to draw a picture for jesus. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. you know what? when i see jesus, we have dinner together on wednesday nights, i will give him this, okay? all right. so i guess the big question is, have you been good this year? very good? on a scale of 1 to 10, how good have you been? >> i've been extra good. >> jimmy: extra good? >> guillermo: wow, that's nice. >> jimmy: that's very good news. >> guillermo: been a good girl. >> jimmy: do you have brothers and sisters? >> two brothers, two sisters. >> jimmy: are you nice to them? do you ever fight with them? >> no. >> jimmy: okay. >> but my sister olivia is mean to me. >> jimmy: on, wow, mean to you. what kind of things does she do? >> she like closes the door on me. and she also sometimes comes in my room with me when i tell her not to. >> jimmy: whoa. >> guillermo: whoa.
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>> jimmy: should we tell santa about this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. wow. do you want olivia to get no gifts this year? yeah? okay. >> guillermo: no gift. >> jimmy: does she do anything good, olivia? >> she is mean to my mom. >> jimmy: now do you ever argue with your mom? >> no. >> jimmy: do you always do what your mom says you should do? >> yes. >> jimmy: pass me that video ipad, will you, guillermo? so you're saying you never argue with your mother and you always do what she wants you to do? okay, well, i'd like to look at video with you here, lucy. >> no we're not wearing this dress. >> mom! i want it! >> come on, sweetie. >> i want it! >> jimmy: is that you in the video? >> i don't want to! wah! >> come on, lucy, come on.
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>> jimmy: what happened there? [ laughter ] >> but i just got my spinny dress. and it was really spinny. >> jimmy: it was a spinny dress and you wanted to wear it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: your mom didn't want you to wear it? >> then i forgived her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you forgave her, that's nice of you. what did you forgive her for? >> i forgived her for the things i've done. >> jimmy: for the things you've done? that's nice. that's a nice thing to do. [ laughter ] it started with you did kind of a naughty thing. then you did a nice thing by forgiving her. yes, okay. did you want to go into the gingerbread house and speak directly to santa and give santa a message? >> okay. >> jimmy: okay, go right ahead. go in the little house. and remember santa's watching. >> okay. >> jimmy: don't poop in there. >> hi, santa. i want a mermaid and a
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shopkin -- >> jimmy: tell him that you're always going to listen to your mom. >> i'm always going to listen to my mom. >> jimmy: even if i disagree with her intensely. >> even if i disagree with her intensely. >> jimmy: so help me, god. >> so help me, god. >> jimmy: amen. >> amen. >> jimmy: okay, good. come back out. okay, good. i think santa's going to like that. so let's see. we have shopkins, mermaid, hatchimals. should be no problem at all. we're going to put a good word in for santa, okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: merry christmas to you, lucy. >> thanks. >> jimmy: tell your sister she's not getting anything for christmas this year. >> okay. >> jimmy: elf guillermo's going to give you a special candy cane. do you want to take one for your sister, olivia? >> actually, i'm going to give this to my mom. >> jimmy: that's a good idea. olivia gets nothing. thank you, lucy. >> bye. >> jimmy: bye. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: lucy and olivia, i hope you do better next year.
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>> jimmy: hi, there. tonight, from the movie "the florida project," brooklynn prince is here. she's -- this kid, she's a really good actress, she's only 7 years old. when i was 7 years old i was lighting hot wheels on fire and throwing them at my neighbors. probably the most popular boy band in all the world, their album is called "love yourself, her," all the way from south korea, bts from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] fans go nuts for these guys. there was a huge campout in anticipation. this young woman decided she was going to climb the fence along .
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and you can see -- we're not exactly talking spider-man here. [ laughter ] get nothing help from anyone at all. so anyway, after a long struggle, she finally made it. and was facing the wrong way for the concert. [ laughter ] by the way, the funniest part is the fence, you'd think the fence was right at the stage? no. that fence, in fact, was at the high school across the street. thousands of yards away from the stage that the performance was at. so anyway, the climbing was for nothing is what i'm going to say. tomorrow night on the show, elizabeth banks will be here. from "the crown" matt smith will join us. and comedian chris laker too. and on friday, the force is with us, as the director and cast of "star wars: the last jedi" join us for a first glimpse at that one which i predict is going to be big. i wouldn't be surprised if it is number one at the box office. our first guest tonight does it all. he's an actor, writer, painter, director, teacher, student, and recently took up the ukulele.
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his great new movie about a not great movie, "the disaster artist" is in select cities december 1st and nationwide december 8th. please welcome james franco! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: james, it's good to see you. i know you're a very busy man. are you as busy as you always are? are you teaching at 11 schools and all that stuff? >> no. >> jimmy: you're not? >> decidedly no. i stopped. >> jimmy: this movie, i watched this movie the other night. first of all, it's really funny and really good. and oddly inspirational in a way. but it's confusing i think. you have to kind of -- i think you need to explain what happened, the back story here, why you decided to make this movie. >> the movie's about the making of what's called the best worst movie ever made, which is a
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particular thing. there are thousands of bad movies that we will never watch again. people have been watching this movie "the room" for 14 1/2 years. >> jimmy: it's been going on a long time. >> i was in london, people watch it in london. the best audience for "the room" is in london. they show it in paris in tokyo. >> jimmy: it makes them feel superior to americans when they see this kind of stuff. [ laughter ] although we don't even know if the lead character is -- we don't know where this guy came from. >> you can ask him. >> jimmy: he's going to be here in a minute. so this guy named tommy, and his friend, they weren't getting the acting roles that they wanted. >> yes. that's the back story. the back story is -- i came to it through the back story. i did not see "the room" when it was -- >> jimmy: when everybody was watching it and saying, you have to see this? >> the book came out about four years ago. i realized the story behind it was incredible. it was the same amount -- there was the same amount of passion in these guys as in anybody.
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>> jimmy: as in coppola. >> yeah, anyone. it's just they ended up making something -- >> jimmy: terrible, yeah. >> yeah. i mean -- tommy's here. >> jimmy: tommy's here. when i say terrible, of course i mean terrific. [ laughter ] >> anyway, what i respect so much about tommy is, he got it made. how many people want to break into the movie business? millions of people in the course of -- in the history of movies. and they don't make it. tommy got his movie made. then not only that, it somehow, in some weird, crazy way, became this hit. >> jimmy: there's a billboard that was right down the block from our theater for many, many years. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how long was that billboard up, do you know? >> i think it was five years. >> jimmy: five years for a movie. >> on his own dime. >> jimmy: on his own dime by the way. >> that's hundreds of thousands of dollars. >> jimmy: this menacing billboard. i was fearful of this man when i would drive by it.
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>> i was describing it to gary oldman the other day. i saw the lightbulb go off. he's like, oh, wait that bloody thing? i know that thing! you didn't know what it was, you thought it was -- somebody today was like, i thought that was a "wanted" poster. [ laughter ] i thought it was like a cult -- >> jimmy: it's got a phone number on it. what is the phone number to? >> that goes to tommy's apartment. >> jimmy: to his apartment. [ laughter ] >> hello? go see my movie. at sunset 5. >> jimmy: you have put up your own billboard that is now in the exact same spot with the same phone number. is it still going to his apartment? >> well -- somebody answers. i don't know if i -- either me or tommy. >> jimmy: okay, somebody answers. >> somebody answers sometimes. >> jimmy: i want to show a clip, so we can explain. this is a clip from "the room." james franco is not in this clip. this is the original movie on which "the disaster artist" is based.
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>> i did not hit her, it's not true, it's bull [ bleep ]. i did not hit her. i did not. oh, hi, mark. >> jimmy: okay, that's a real scene from a movie. now here is james franco playing that same role that tommy played. >> action! >> i did not hit her, it's not true, it's bull [ bleep ], i did not hit her, i did not. oh, hi, mark. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very well done. so why was the green screen like that? >> because that's how they shot it. notice the building, the background of his shot, the buildings don't look like they fit there. they shot it in the parking lot of the rental -- the equipment rental place, burns and sawyer that used to be on la brea. why? i don't know. you'll have to ask. i still don't know. >> jimmy: they didn't rent equipment, they bought all their equipment? >> tommy bought all the
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equipment. >> jimmy: how much money did he spend on this movie? >> i was told $6 million. hopefully tonight we'll get all the answers. >> jimmy: i would love to know. tommy is here. nobody knows how he got $6 million, nobody knows -- >> there are three mysteries. >> jimmy: okay. one is? >> i don't think we're going to get to the bottom of any of them, just a warning, but we can try. >> jimmy: let's try. >> how old he is. >> jimmy: okay. >> i think he's -- we can ask him. >> jimmy: he's an actor, nobody knows how old anybody is here. >> he says he was in his -- that clip we saw, he said he was in his 20s. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] that was 15 years ago, okay. >> yeah. where he's from. he sounds like this, right? i guess he's from new orleans? all-american guy? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> where he got the money. >> jimmy: the $6 million. let's take a break. when we come back we'll see a clip from "the disaster artist" and meet tommy too. james franco is here, be right back!
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director only, okay? >> there's a real bathroom with doors and everything right there. >> this real movie set here, real movie set. no mickey mouse stuff. >> copy that. >> jimmy: that's from "the disaster artist." [ cheers and applause ] james franco is the director, writer, and star of that movie. now we're going to meet the writer, director, producer, and star of one of the strangest cult movies of all-time, it's called "the room." please welcome tommy wiseau! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. first of all, congratulations. james franco made a movie about your movie. that's got to be exciting for you. >> it is. >> jimmy: you are what, 36, 37 years old? >> whatever it is. >> jimmy: whatever it is, it doesn't matter. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you will not say where you're from? >> no, i can tell you. >> jimmy: tell me.
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>> i'm originally from rio. right now i'm american. long story short, i'm from new orleans, louisiana. people ask me where you come from, right? what you want to do -- which country i pick? well, i pick new orleans. >> >> jimmy: i see. >> wait, this is new. >> jimmy: this is big. >> he has never said this before. jimmy, this is new. >> jimmy: what street did you live on in new orleans? >> chalez. it's a city and a street. >> jimmy: a city and a street all in one little area? >> tommy, all this time i thought this was a new orleans accent. >> jimmy: we know you're from europe. we know you lived in new orleans. you're an american now. you've come to this country -- >> i thought you were an all-american guy. >> i am now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tommy -- >> you have to see "the room." i know you saw "the room." >> jimmy: i have the dvd of "the room."
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first of all, i don't think you need to have seen "the room" to enjoy the movie but it helps. it's a fun movie to see. you know, a lot of movies are bad but not fun. your movie is fun. >> absolutely. i always say, you can laugh, you can cry, you can express yourself, but please don't hurt yourself. >> jimmy: do you like james' imitation of you? >> i love it. he does great accent. my accent always change. he has to keep going, you know. >> now tommy, you told me the other day that you liked my movie. >> your movie? which one? >> "the disaster artist." [ laughter ] >> okay. i thought "sonny." >> he likes this the movie "sonny" where i stage directed and played a gigolo in new orleans. >> jimmy: so you were confused. >> i'm not confused at all, i like that movie. "disaster artist," definitely i saw three times, i think everyone in america should see it. >> jimmy: yes. how closely do you think james
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and the story captured your essence? >> i would say 99.9%. >> jimmy: what was the point of -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what was the part that -- >> all right, we have a little bit of an argument about -- he's told me that before. i didn't know what he was going to think of it the first time he saw it. because he said of the book, only 40% true. >> that's correct, yes. >> okay, so we based it on that book. i thought he would maybe not like it. no, he said i approve 99.9%. i said, tommy, what's the .1%? now -- he said, "james, i think you should look at lighting in the beginning of film." like you'd think he was going to say, no, that didn't happen, whatever. "look at lighting in beginning of film, i think a little off." what i realized is he was wearing the glasses. [ laughter ] he wears those when he watches movies. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: so that will throw the lighting off, yeah. >> no, now he denies it, like james, i never say that. >> wait a minute, wait a minute. >> jimmy: there's so many mysteries. >> you know, i hope you write a book about it to get all the details. >> jimmy: another book, who knows, maybe another movie. that's tommy wiseau. this is james franco. they made a couple of movies together. it's called "the disaster artist." it's in theaters december 1st select theaters, nationwide december 8th. be right back with brooklynn prince! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: still to come, music from bts. our next guest has given one of the most critically-acclaimed performances in a movie this year and she's only 7 years old. the movie is called "the florida project." please welcome brooklynn prince! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? very nice to meet you. >> very nice to meet you too. >> jimmy: you're 7 years old. >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: what grade are you in? >> i am in second grade. >> jimmy: second grade. do you go to regular school? >> i go to home -- well, i'm home schooled. but when i get a chance, i go to regular school. because on thursdays they have regular school. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. be able to go to school once a
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week is really a dream come true, isn't it. >> yeah, yeah. because -- doing home school is kind of -- boring. >> jimmy: is it fun or -- it's boring? yeah. >> yeah, it's boring. >> jimmy: so who teaches you? your mom, your dad? >> my -- my mommy and my daddy. >> jimmy: your mommy and your daddy. who is the better teacher? >> my mommy doesn't -- oh, okay. probably both of them. >> jimmy: oh, very diplomatic. >> they're so good. my daddy's smart -- well, my daddy does math and science. >> jimmy: i see. do you like science? >> oh, i love science. i'm going to make a sea monkey. >> jimmy: what? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: in a laboratory? >> i heard that you like sea monkeys. >> i do, i love sea monkeys, as a matter of fact. i had sea monkeys at one time in my life. i had a whole family of them. >> what? >> jimmy: yeah. as a matter of fact, this is kind of a sad story, but i
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had -- they were on the sink in my bathroom and i was brushing my teeth and i knocked them over. and they all went into the sink. it was like a little sea monkey holocaust, it was terrible. >> aw! did you have a funeral for them? >> jimmy: no, we just flushed. that was really all we did, yeah. it was terrible. but the moral to the story is, don't ever brush your teeth. >> ha ha! yeah, i'm not going to put them near my sink, i'm going to put them in my room. >> jimmy: that's the place to do it. that's exciting. do you like seeing yourself in movies? >> seeing myself on screen makes me go -- what? is that what i look like from that angle? is that really the thing i was wearing? it was like -- it's really, really crazy. >> jimmy: you don't like it, huh? >> i like it. >> jimmy: you do like it. >> but it's kind of weird. >> jimmy: it's a little bit weird. also, some of the stuff that you did in the movie, and you did a great job in the movie. but some of the stuff, like you had to use curse words in the movie. >> oh, yeah.
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>> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] did you know those words before? or did you learn them? from the script? >> i learned them. >> jimmy: you learned them from the script. >> when we were rehearsing my lines, we would either go beep! or just wouldn't say them. >> jimmy: when you were rehearsing. when you had to say it for real, was that exciting? >> yes. [ laughter ] very, very. >> jimmy: very exciting. now that you've said them in the movie, do you continue saying those words in real life? >> uh-uh. >> jimmy: you do not. never? not even with your friends? >> that door is closed. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's good. you also had to give the finger in the movie, right? or was that something -- was that an actor's choice that you made? >> i -- i did. at the helicopter. i was using the wrong finger. i was using this finger. i was like -- >> jimmy: yeah, no, that doesn't mean anything. >> no, no. >> jimmy: can i get another iced tea? >> can i get another ice cream,
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please? >> jimmy: somebody said you need to use the other finger? >> oh, yeah. my mom taught me. [ laughter ] and my mom's like, okay, it's your middle finger. >> jimmy: right. >> and so then she wouldn't hold it up. but -- and so like she was like, just hold up your middle finger. >> jimmy: and you did. >> yes. >> jimmy: show us how you did that exactly. [ laughter ] >> you want me to really do it? >> jimmy: you're allowed to if you want to, yes. yes, i think it's okay. on television. >> you want me to? >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> do you guys want me to? [ cheers and applause ] okay. one, two, three! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations,
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everyone. we've reached a new low. [ laughter ] a room full of adults encouraging a child. now you're not allowed to ever do that again, all right? >> uh-uh. >> jimmy: unless you're in traffic and you're really mad. >> all i say is, i'm walking here, i'm walking! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you did a great job. do you think you want to be an actor as well when you grow up? keep doing this? >> i want to be like lola smith. i want to keep acting. like when she started acting she never stopped. >> jimmy: she never stopped, yeah. that's fun. as long as you're having fun with it, it's great. as long as you're learning new fingers and new curse words too. "the florida project" is in select theaters now. brooklynn prince, everybody! we'll be right back with bts. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank my guests. i apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first the album is called "love yourself, her." here with the song "mic drop remix," bts! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah [ singing in foreign language ] ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ [ singing in foreign language ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in foreign language ] ♪ ♪ ♪ what you think about that ♪ ♪ how you dare how you dare how you dare ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ singing in foreign language ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ mic drop ♪ ♪ ♪ what you think about that what you think about that ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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