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remember when we used to find out politicians were dirtbags after we elected them? [ laughter ] i don't know the results yet. the polls just closed. i do know that roy moore, he shouldn't even be in -- i'm not talking about the senate race. i mean the human race. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's mind boggling. today he rode a horse named sassy to his polling place. [ laughter ] young girls love ponies, i guess. i don't know. [ laughter ] there's been plenty of opposition to roy moore even from within his own party. the other republican senator from alabama spoke out against him and said he did not vote for him. he would not vote for him. president trump's daughter ivanka spoke out against him. she said there's a special place in hell for people who prey on children. and their dad was like, yes, but before that, there's a special place for him in the senate. by me. [ laughter ] so there are rumblings, if he wins, republican leaders might not even put roy moore on any committees.

which would be -- roy moore could become the first person to be banned from the senate budget committee and the mall. both of those things. [ laughter ] they held a rally last night -- [ cheers and applause ] the moore campaign had a rally. in midland city. where roy's wife kayla moore, who we've not seen much of, made it very clear that contrary to what you see on the fake news, she and her husband are not bigots. in fact, quite the contrary. >> fake news would tell that you we don't care for jews. i tell you all this because i've seen it all so i want to set the record straight while they're here. one of our attorneys is a jew. >> jimmy: well, i know i have to keep saying this but those aren't actors. that really happened, those are people. one of their attorneys is a jew!

it's like usually when she says that word, she whispers it. now all of a sudden she has a mike in her hand and it comes blasting out. the only time you should be hitting the word "jew" that hard when is it's followed by "manji," right? [ cheers and applause ] and take a look at this. maybe the most remarkable part of this very remarkable speech is that she has notes. she's got -- that "jew" line is something she wrote down. can you imagine what she might have said if she were winging it? i'm going to take the word "dirty" out before "jew." i think it would go down a little bit smoother. [ applause ] and by the way -- she didn't stop there. now that she had the jews in her pocket, mrs. moore took time to highlight her husband's support of the african-american community. >> when he first took office as chief justice many years ago, he brought with him three people, two were black. and one of them is here tonight.

>> jimmy: flavor flav! that clock is about to get set way back. then roy himself got up there to say a few words about his wife and somehow managed to make the night even more awkward. >> i appreciate her so much. she's been a good mother. she has closer contact with the kids than i do. >> jimmy: well, i don't know. according to the security guards at the mall, you and the kids were pretty close. then, and i know it is almost impossible to believe there's more but there is. then one of roy's old buddies who served with him in vietnam told the story about a night one of their fellow soldiers took them to a brothel. i'm guessing this guy didn't run this anecdote by anyone before sharing it. >> he took us to this place which turned out to be a brothel. we walked inside. i can tell you what i saw but i don't want to.

it was clear to us what kind of place it was. and roy turned to me, in less time than it took for someone to come up to us. and there were certainly pretty girls, and they were girls. they were young. some were probably very young. i don't know. i don't remember. i wasn't there long enough. roy said to me, we shouldn't be here, i'm leaving. or words to that effect. in fact, i think those were his exact words. >> jimmy: wow, so he as hero, it turns out. [ applause ] hey, bill, got any good stories about roy you can share? [ laughter ] got one about some child prostitutes he didn't have sex with. that's positive. right? that's like defending o.j. by saying i was in a room with him once and he didn't kill anyone. what a group this is. and there is the capper. a spokes man for the moore campaign was on cnn with jake

tapper. you know when they call someone a mouth breather? this man has not made use of his nostrils since probably 1984. >> judge moore has also said that he doesn't think a muslim member of congress should be allowed to be in congress. why? under what -- >> because you have to swear on the bible. when you are before -- i had to do it. i'm an elected official. three terms. i had to swear on a bible. you have to swear on a bible to be an elected official in the united states of america. he alleges that a muslim cannot do that ethically, swearing on the bible. >> you don't have to actually swear on a christian bible. you can swear on anything really. i don't know if you knew. that you can swear on a jewish bible. bible -- >> oh, no, i swore on the bible. i've double it three times. >> i'm sure you have. i'm sure you've picked a bible. but the law is not that you have to swear on a christian bible. that's not the law. [ laughter ] you don't know that? all right. >> i don't know -- i know that

donald trump did it when we made him president. >> because he's christian and he picked it. that's what he wanted to swear in on. ted crockett with the moore campaign, thank you very much for being here. thank you, sir, merry christmas. >> jimmy: merry christmas. by the way, merry christmas, jake tapper happens to be jewish. so that's the spokesman for the moore campaign. they called themselves morons. did you know that? [ laughter ] we have a great show for you tonight. we have music from g-eazy and halsey are here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] the director of a really great new movie called "the shape of water." guillermo del toro is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and dwayne johnson is here with us, too. and i'll tell you something. i'm glad -- [ cheers and applause ] in times like these, sometimes you just want someone to hold you in your arms and sing the "moana" soundtrack. [ laughter ] by the way, we have something fun planned for later. they did a study at cambridge

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. dwayne johnson, guillermo del toro, g-eazy and halsey are here. every december we look back fondly on the greatest clips we've collected over the year. clips checked by four selfless tv watchers. these guys sacrifice everything.

their hyme, their personal hygiene, any hope of a meaningful relationship is gone because they watch television 12 hours a day, seven days a week. tonight, thanks to these filthy and determined individuals, we will name one of the diamonds they uncovered clip of the year for 2017. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] and the nominees are -- not so smart device. >> play ticker ticker. >> bobby, can you talk -- >> do you want to hear a station for porn detected. hot chick and the chick girl -- >> no, no, no! >> [ bleep ]! >> alexa, stop! >> master gator. [ speaking spanish ]

>> jimmy: team playa! >> i always wish to be in one of this, and i got it. so thank you very much for this. for giving me this. and i appreciate my fans, also. my wife and my girlfriend. i mean my wife. sorry to say. i'm so sorry. my wife. i love you so much. >> jimmy: hurricane donald. >> puerto rico. we love puerto rico. >> jimmy: on the nose!

>> jimmy: and this just in! >> i would argue this is a triumph of democracy. scandals happen all the time. the question is how do we as democracies respond to those scandals. >> and what will it mean for the wider region? i think one of your children has just walked in. i mean, shifting sands in the region, do you think relations with the north may change? >> i would be surprised if they do. pardon me. my apologies. >> what will it do for the region? >> my apologies. sorry. north korea -- south korea's policy toward the north has been severely limited -- >> jimmy: wow! so many wonderful clips. it's so hard to make a decision like this.

but ladies and gentlemen, the clip of the year for 2017 is -- can i get a drumroll, please. oh, my goodness. on the nose! [ cheers and applause ] wow! and here to accept the award for clip of the year, all the way from grand rapids, michigan, mary crenwinkle, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i guess we'll just mail this to her home. congratulations to mary and all of our finest. tonight on the show, g-eazy and halsey is here, guillermo del toro and we'll be back with dwayne johnson!

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>> jimmy: hello there. welcome back to the show. tonight on the show, one of my top two favorite guillermos. he is director and writer of a terrific new movie called "the shape of water." guillermo del toro is here. then, this album is called "the beautiful and damned." g-eazy with halsey from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow night, terry bradshaw will join us. yvette nicole brown will be here. we'll have music from john legend. sheila e. will be sitting in with the cletones. and on thursday, will smith, pharrell williams, and music from n.e.r.d. so please join us. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest could beat up every member of the screen actors guild and their agents too. he is an internationally beloved superstar with a new movie

called "jumanji: welcome to the jungle." it opens in theaters a week from tomorrow. please welcome dwayne johnson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you, thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: i have to say when i see you walk out here, i think why don't we work out together? why don't we get in the gym -- [ laughter ] >> you never return my texts. i'm constantly saying, jimmy, let's work out, let's do this. >> jimmy: i feel we could do it. i could learn some things from you, you could learn some things from me. >> yeah, we just make it work, just me you. >> jimmy: what times do you work out? >> generally around 5:00 a.m.

5:30. >> jimmy: oh, forget it. never mind. >> forget it, yeah. >> jimmy: is there a cot in the gym? i could take a little nap while you're working out. >> a little tanning booth in there. you can tan. >> jimmy: congratulations, by the way. you mentioned on social media that you and your girlfriend are expecting a second daughter. >> we are, thank you, my friend. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. very excited. very excited. >> jimmy: very exciting news. >> i've got some strong swimmers, jimmy. >> jimmy: i would expect nothing less. >> that's right. >> jimmy: i wouldn't even get in a pool with you for fear. >> the first pregnant man, yes, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: somehow. but do you, before you announce something on social media, something personal like this, do you contact every member of your family to make sure they know from you before they know from everyone else? >> well, family is so important to me. so naturally, i contact no one. not at all.

>> jimmy: nobody? >> no. maybe five people knew. that was it. it was tightly locked down. >> jimmy: wow! >> and we sent out the post announcing the pregnancy, and it was actually, it was the day of the premiere. the "jumanji" premiere. all afternoon, all night, the phone was blowing up. you get a mix of, congratulations, we're so excited for you! and the other 50% is, why didn't i know? >> jimmy: who was most upset in your family? >> my mom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your mom! >> i'm only kidding. i'm only kidding! i'm kidding. i'm not that heartless, no. it was everyone but my mom. >> jimmy: that's very exciting. >> we're very, very excited. >> jimmy: are you ready for this? do you feel prepared? >> i feel good. i was raised by women all my life basically. and this is my third daughter. >> jimmy: and now you're raising more women.

surrounded by women. >> surrounded by the estrogen. bring on the estrogen, more. >> jimmy: you're also, another major life event. you're getting a star on the hollywood walk of fame, which is right outside the theater. [ cheers and applause ] that's a big deal, right? >> it's a huge deal. so this is a good week and i'm really, really grateful this week. with the walk of fame, i got into this business 17 years ago. this will be my 18th year coming up in 2018. had no clue what i was doing. the only thing i knew was what i was willing to do, put in my work with my own two hands. so i feel like this ceremony is a full circle thing. i can't wait to do and it i think it is right out here. >> jimmy: do you know what stars your star is near? >> i do. so the committee was excited to tell me on one side is vince mcmahon -- >> jimmy: oh, really. >> yes, who is my mentor and a father figure to me for many, many years. and on the other side, bruno

mars. >> jimmy: who is also a father figure. >> who is also like my son. [ laughter ] so it worked out to be a family affair. >> jimmy: oh, how about that, yeah. if you don't like where your thing is, you could probably just reach into the cement and rip it out and put it over mine if you wanted to. >> oh, you have one. [ laughter ] i didn't know! that's great. >> jimmy: let's ask that question again in a less insulting way. [ laughter ] >> got it. okay, self-action. action. hey! you have a -- >> jimmy: yeah, i have one. >> oh, dude, great! >> jimmy: you know that. >> that's right, yes! i walk by it all the time. >> jimmy: i don't want to start trouble with you but we did have a little bit of a beef, as they call it. >> that's what we call it in the streets, yes. >> jimmy: i saw an article in the news that said fanny pack sales had spiked.

it became a new popular accessory. the most popular accessory for 2017. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: and they attributed this spike to this photograph of you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: from the old days. you said vince mcmahon was like a father figure to you. when you came out dressed like that, vince didn't say go back in your room and change? >> no! he said, that's a good look! >> jimmy: i happened to in september wear a fanny pack to the emmys, and i felt that i was responsible for the spike in fanny packiness. >> well, i mean, therein lies the issue that we have, right? >> jimmy: right. and then you posted this which got me a little nervous. it looks like when i come to your show next month we'll have ourselves an old-fashioned fanny packer contest, wait, that sounds wrong, never mind, you know what i'm saying. bring it fanny pack!

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>> jimmy: any real animals on the set? >> i have real animal magnetism as it is, so i attracted a bunch of animals from the jungles of hawaii. >> jimmy: we'll test that. i don't know if you saw. there was a study done at cambridge university. they brought these sheep out, showed them a picture of a famous person and a nonfamous person. 80% of the time, 8 out of 10 times the sheep would go to the famous person. >> yes. >> jimmy: which is very interesting. >> it is, i'm well aware of the study, yes. >> jimmy: we would like to try this. live with you. since you are a famous person. >> yes. >> jimmy: first we need a control subject, if you want to pick someone from our studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] >> i select the lovely lady in pink. >> jimmy: lady in pink, come on out. you'll go over here.

grab a microphone. what is your name? >> jane. >> jimmy: my daughter's name is jane. this is jane. dwayne. jane. dwayne. >> hi, jane. >> jimmy: i'm right over here. jane? [ laughter ] are you ready for this study? you consent to be a part of this study? >> yes. >> jimmy: stand in this box right here. okay. inside the box. yeah, okay. and dwayne, you're inside the box. are you going to be insulted if the sheep doesn't recognize you? if the sheep picks jane instead of you? will this be a blow to your ego? >> it will be a massive blow to the ego, yes. but i have all the confidence. i do have a question though. is the sheep -- she has a pink shirt on, is it color blind at all? i want to make sure the sheep is not influenced. >> jimmy: oh, let's ask our scientist. guillermo? bring in the sheep. here comes guillermo with the sheep. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, dwayne had a question for you. >> my question is, is the sheep color blind at all? will the sheep be influenced by the pink shirt? >> guillermo: she's not blind.

and the color doesn't matter. [ laughter ] the color doesn't matter. >> jimmy: the color doesn't matter and she's not blind. >> great. >> jimmy: why may i ask are you wearing a stethoscope? will you be doing a physical on the sheep? >> guillermo: i want to check she's healthy. >> jimmy: all right. what is the sheep's name? >> guillermo: daisy. >> jimmy: guillermo, you didn't tip the sheep off and tell her what's going on. >> guillermo: no, nothing. >> jimmy: okay, all right. so here we go. daisy the sheep is about to be released. and where should i go? should i move? i don't want to affect the sheep. i'm screwing the experiment up. now it's not scientific. i'm going to go home. [ laughter ] dwayne, finish the show -- no. i'll go stand over here. daisy, don't look at me. look over at them. thank you, all right. >> guillermo: ready? >> jimmy: yes, we are ready. >> guillermo: all right, go, daysry. >> jimmy: let the science begin. unbelievable!

[ cheers and applause ] wow! well, congratulations. and the part i didn't mention is, since you are the winner, you get to keep the sheep. >> hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: keep the sheep and thank you very much, jane. >> thank you, jane. >> jimmy: jane, you have no idea what the hell's going on, do you? all right, thank you. dwayne johnson, everybody! "jumanji: welcome to the jungl"" opens a week from tomorrow. we'll be right back with guillermo del toro. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. still to come, g-eazy with halsey. first the holiday season can be hectic. the gifts, the decorations, the travel, people looking in your window while you're changing clothes, it's absolutely exhausting. the good people at glade created limited edition fragrances to help all of is rediscover the

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. still to come, g-eazy with halsey. our next guest is an exceptionally imaginative maker of movies and monsters with a great new one called "the shape of water," which was just nominated for seven golden globes, including best picture, best director, please welcome guillermo del toro! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? hey, congratulations, first of all on all the nominations. you got more nominations than any movie. that's exciting. [ cheers and applause ] did you wake up -- nominations came out yesterday. did you wake up early to see what would happen? were you ready for it? >> i've been traveling a lot.

i said to my manager, will you call me when everything happens? and we'll see. it is not really glamorous. i sleep with a cpap machine. >> jimmy: oh, one of those big -- oh, really. yeah, very sexy. >> very sexy. i take off my glasses to increase the effect. i'm sleeping. i can't find my glasses. i have the cpap machine like darth vader. and i can't find. i'm like, hey, if it's important, he calls again. i'm looking and i grab the cell phone and i put it right next to my eye. nominated for this. that's great. it took four nominations for me to find the glasses. so it's good that it was seven. >> jimmy: when you get nominated for all the golden globes, in mexico, your homeland, is there a celebration? are they proud of you? is it big news there? >> it is. i'm hoping i get to be a pinata. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that an honor? to be a pinata? because they're making a lot of

pinatas of donald trump. [ laughter ] it doesn't seem like they're honoring him. >> it depends on what the pinata is full of. >> jimmy: what are they -- >> >> candy. >> jimmy: i love the movie. i was watching -- i saw the movie last night. after watching it, i thought this is not just a good movie. it is a classic. and i know the audience hasn't seen the movie before. but explain what the plot is. the plot on paper sounds ridiculous. >> it is. insanely simple and insane. it's a fairy tale for troubled times. an adult fairytale. it's about a night shift in a super-secret government facility. this mute woman, cleaning lady, discovers there is a creature they keep there. every night she has a little lunch next to the creature and they form a bond. and it's a beautiful, beautiful, moving love story. >> jimmy: it really is. you've got your two main characters, don't speak.

which is a big challenge. >> it is. >> jimmy: the creature itself is kind of grotesque but also, there is a beauty to it. did you create the creature? >> it took three years. we knew we were creating an elemental river god so it needed to be beautiful. it took two years to design, one year to execute. and i must say it's perhaps one of the most beautiful creatures ever committed to film. >> jimmy: i agree with you. when did you think of this idea for this movie? was it a recent thing? >> no. it started when i was 6. every sunday we would go to church and then watch movies. at 6 i was watching "creature from the black lagoon" on tv. >> jimmy: there is a similarity. >> yes. the creature swims underneath. and i thought what a great love story. i was 6. i thought, i'm sure it's going to end well. the creature will come out well. this is a home invasion movie. they kill the creature at the end of the movie. >> jimmy: yeah, right. it's a creature.

yeah. >> exactly. i said, i'm going to correct that. it took 46 years but i corrected it. >> jimmy: you did. i would assume you're happy with the way it came out. how do you compare to it your other movies? >> it's a movie that i like the most, that i've ever made. i think it is the best movie. it was a movie that was really difficult to make and we opened in the venice film festival, first time we show it. it won the golden lion. i cried. i genuinely cried like miss universe. [ laughter ] except different measurements. [ laughter ] 80-80-80. >> jimmy: michael shannon is the bad guy in the movie and he's fantastic. i don't want to single him out specifically because all the acting is -- >> sally hawkins. >> jimmy: sally hawkins is wonderful. you have -- i don't think i'm running this because i think this is something that's out there. you have a love scene between a human woman and a --

>> yes, yes. >> jimmy: sea creature. were you worried that it would be completely ridiculous? >> always. every day. failure and success live next door to each other, and they have no numbers at the door. [ laughter ] you just knock. the thing that is the most sublime is the thing that can be the most ridiculous. always. you're risking it. >> jimmy: you had no idea whether it was working or not? >> you try to -- i've been doing this 25 years. it's like humor. the joke or the tragedy, you bring your craft, you bring your experience. you think, what am i going to do to ensure that it's gorgeous, beautiful, poetic, magical? sometimes you're right, sometimes you're not. >> jimmy: the crew, were they on board with it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: or were they looking at this sea monster, river monster -- >> no. if you think this is weird, let

me describe. there's a musical number. a musical number, and that was weird. we have an orchestra. 50 instruments and tuxedos. in comes an amphibian man and a woman in a glowing dress. and i say, i bet this is the weirdest gag you've ever been booked on. >> jimmy: yeah, really. the band was like, when did we get high? [ laughter ] well, it is a beautiful movie. and i encourage everyone to go see it. it's called "the shape of water." it is in theaters. guillermo del toro, everybody! thank you. and we shall return with music from g-eazy and halsey. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to dwayne johnson, guillermo del toro, and we apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. sadly. "nightline" is next. but first, this is his album, called "the beautiful and damned." here with the song "him and i"

with help from halsey, g-eazy! ♪ cross my heart hope to die to my lover i'd never lie he said be true i swear i'll try in the end it's him and i ♪ ♪ he's out his head i'm out my mind we got that love the crazy kind i am his and he is mine in the end it's him and i him and i ♪ ♪ my '65 speeding up the pch a hell of a ride they don't wanna see us make it they just wanna divide 2017 bonnie and clyde wouldn't see the point of living on if one of us died yeah ♪ ♪ got that kind of style everybody try to rip off ysl dress under when she takes the mink off silk on her body pull it down and watch it slip off ever catch me cheating she would try to cut my ♪ ♪ crazy but i love her i could never run from her hit it no rubber never would let no one touch her swear we drive each other mad she be so stubborn but what the is love with no pain no suffer ♪

♪ intense this it gets dense she knows when i'm out of it like she could just sense if i had a million dollars or was down to ten cents she'd be down for whatever never gotta convince you know ♪ ♪ cross my heart hope to die to my lover i'd never lie he said be true i swear i'll try in the end it's him and i ♪ ♪ he's out his head i'm out my mind we got that love the crazy kind i am his and he is mine in the end it's him and i him and i ♪ ♪ him and i woah-oh-oh-oh-oh woah-oh-oh-oh-oh in the end it's him and i ♪ ♪ him and i woah-oh-oh-oh-oh woah-oh-oh-oh-oh in the end it's him and i ♪ ♪ we turn up mobbin' til the end of time only one who gets me i'm a crazy gemini remember this for when i die everybody dressed in

all black suits and a tie my funeral will be lit if i ♪ ♪ ever go down or get caught or they identify my was the most solid nothing to solidify she would never cheat you'd never see her with a different guy ever tell you different then it's a lie ♪ ♪ see that's my down see that's my soldier she keeps that thang thang if anyone goes there calm and collected she keeps her composure and she gon ride for me until this thing over ♪ ♪ we do drugs together together up clubs together together and we'd both go crazy crazy if we was to sever you know we keep mobbin it's just me and my the world we just gon keep getting rich you know ♪ ♪ cross my heart hope to die to you i've never lied for you i'd take a life it's him and i and i swear ayy til the end i'ma ride wit you mob and get money get high wit you yeah ♪ ♪ cross my heart hope to die this is our ride or die you can confide in me there is no hiding i swear stay solid never lie to you swear most likely i'ma die wit you yeah ♪ ♪ cross my heart hope to die to

my lover i'd never lie he said be true i swear i'll try in the end it's him and i ♪ ♪ he's out his head i'm out my mind we got that love the crazy kind i am his and he is mine in the end it's him and i him and i ♪ l.a. stand up! ♪ him and i woah-oh-oh-oh-oh woah-oh-oh-oh-oh in the end it's him and i ♪ ♪ him and i woah-oh-oh-oh-oh woah-oh-oh-oh-oh in the end it's him and i ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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