so, i can't do without those guys. >> paul: when you hug your teammates and you hug your family and your coaches, what goes through your mind at this moment? >> i done know. just finally did it for five years. you know, this is what we wanted. getting a chance to play in a bowl game and we won. finally, a relief off the shoulders. >> paul: well deserved, joel. >> thank you very much. >> mike: that's a great job, tremendous interview of a guy who's had such an impact on his ball club. >> tommy: and college football. impact on all of college football. >> mike: yep. great ball game. move over to espn3 for the autozone liberty bowl postgame ceremony. for the entire escrew, this is mike patrick, so long from

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thrilled about it. >> it's all over the ceiling. >> rob! you idiot. [ laughter ] >> he's my hero. what are they upset about? >> the mess, he made a big one. >> we all make mistakes. ♪ ♪ >> i think i need a bigger eyebrow. just this one right here because i'm going to need it because we've got this over here on the streets of colombia and he's loving up on his girlfriend right there who is pregnant with his baby. uh-huh. >> uh-huh. >> but watch the lady that's right behind them. trying to get his attention. he turns around. when he sees who it is, he takes his girlfriend and tries to walk

away, but he's not going anywhere today. >> she was mad. >> oh, she's mad. she's max, right off his head. >> because apparently that is his lover. >> the pregnant girl is his girlfriend. sounds like the official one. and the girl with the black shirt also pregnant is the lover. >> he got two baby mamas? >> but now, here we are in the middle of the streets. this woman, the lover, is yelling at him, screaming at him, asking him, demanding information, why haven't you responded to me since i told you i was pregnant. >> it's no wonder this guy is spending most of his days wearing a motorcycle. it's for his own protection. >> he's not wearing the right kind of protection at all. >> clearly. >> the girlfriend is telling the side chick that he's chosen to live with her, that they're going to have a family, and that's when they appear to start

throwing punches at each other. >> you have to think about your children who will be siblings. so, any animosity you two have for each other has got to end. >> unfortunately police showed up a little while later. they were able to break the fight up and the women were able to give the police their version of the story, although that really doesn't change things. >> anybody up for a little fire and ice? >> sure. >> first, the fire. this norwegian dee jay has sparklers behind his ear. >> good idea. >> we're about to find out. >> i guess it's flammable. >> oh! ause that whole sidehot around of his head catches fire. he's calm about it. >> this dee jay is fire. >> it's lit.

>> lit. >> over to russia where this river is frozen over. it appears that the people have placed a plank right across the middle so they can walk across. when this lady walks across, she slips and goes right in. >> what do you think -- [ laughter ] >> cross at your own risk. >> luckily these two men when were inspecting ships on the river happened to see her flowing about. they come over and help and now they try to bring her to safety. they're holding hands as well because this kind of gets tricky. the men finally slide her on top of that ice. and you'll be happy to know that she's okay. but local authorities, they want to remind people that most people in this situation are not as lucky. they lose consciousness and die if they are submurjed erged in . >> they could have dragged her up and continue going the way she came. all the way around now. >> she's happy to be alive. how about that? >> yeah. ♪ ♪ >> when it came to tests at

school, there are always two types of people. the people nailing the exam and the other people who were peeking over. >> yeah, yeah. i tell you what, social media is exposing the peekers because this dude is hard core on the struggle. >> if you were born five years ago. >> so stupid. >> 21. >> just to be clear, 21, you're going with 21? >> 25, 24, 23, 22 -- >> if you were born five years ago you'd be? >> i would be 31, right? >> let's continue the video. [ laughter ] >> don't pop quiz me. >> 20. >> no, you wouldn't be 20. >> yes, he beat me. >> i know my math. >> if you were born five years ago -- [ laughter ] >> we have to get him away from

the video games. >> 25 now. >> if you were born 25 years >> if you were born 25 years >> [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> you were born just five years ago -- >> if you were born five years ago, how old would you be? >> 9 -- i wouldn't be born, would i? >> yes, you would be born. how old are you? >> 30. >> that means you would be born 20 years ago. >> and then, suddenly -- >> if you were born five years ago. >> i would be five. >> well done, you. you did it. you made it. >> you know what? on behalf of everybody like him and me, i have one thing to say. bite me! [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ >> it's a faceless legless cushion shaped therapy robot.

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the video, nick. >> start freaking out when they get these head sets on. >> you asked for more, you got it, buddy. >> all right, play this. >> get him away from the tv. >> yeah. >> anything. >> did i ruin it? >> no. you may have seen it coming, but his friends sure didn't. >> just run, run. run and leap. >> oh, trippy. he's going to back up. >> well, no. they tell him to walk to the end, he starts walking. >> he says speed up. >> nope, nope, nope. [ screaming ] [ laughter ] >> he got spooked. >> he felt it and he didn't like it. he got out of there. i mean, that's the natural instinct, right? >> [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> lucky f them, there are

sales on this stuff right now. >> all these videos people are freaking out. just sell more because it shows you the reality it might be virtual, but your brain is convinced it's real, so much so you'll go running into a television. >> oh, my god. >> they need a new tv as well. >> let's hope for their sake this goes viral and hopefully pays for a new tv. >> it has gone viral. no need for them to pay for the tv, though. they say their friend is talking about the purchase. >> they had a game night. >> party over. >> cats and dogs, they provide enormous amount of comfort for humans. they're the friends that don't say anything. they just cuddle up to you, love them, feed them, treat them nice. what if you're allergic to shows? what if you need something just a little different? well, how about the kubo. >> huh? >> oh, yeah, like a furry

breathing pillow. >> pretty much. it doesn't have to breathe because it's a robot. >> this is a faceless, legless robot that was developed as an interactive machine. so, the more aggressively you pet it, the more it will react to you. >> first of all, how much have we as a nation become so disconnected that we have to buy a robot with a tail instead of a friend? come on, man. i'd rather have a dog or cat. you better find one that's hypoallergenic or something. [ laughter ] >> you're allergic so this would be the perfect pet for you. you don't have to feed it. you can leave it for two weeks and wouldn't have to get a pet sitter. >> please get one. please get one. >> you know what's worse than being single with a cat? 36 and with a robot with a tail. get out of here, dude. bye. [ laughter ] >> y'all can go ahead and sell

this to the masses. it might cost $500 or something. i'm tired. i can't. [ laughter ] >> it's $100. it was created in japan. one of those creators decided when they got home they wanted something, you know to, cuddle with and they created this thing because it's supposed to be therapeutic. >> you better get on tinder. with a robot. >> a can you be wiub with a gho. what happens when the investigation gets spirited? >> weird, all these beers keep [ laughter ] >> plus, awkward uber andrew hale shows off his impression. >> close your eyes. it's like he's here. this batman is amazing. >> where is he? >> why, they're so bad they're hilariously good. >> thank you. thank you very much. >> thank you. thank you very much. [cheering and applauding]

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ooh! >> sean reynolds, a ghost hunter in the u.k. is at a pub. in this pub, used to live a woman by the name of betty. [ whispering ] >> he felt it, a burst of cold air coming past him, which means. [ laughter ] >> so weird, all these beers keep disappearing. >> do something for me. do something big. no way, no way, no way. that was the alarm over here. >> they have another set up over here with a bench, some cushions and on the table a bible. >> they want to play with a ghost, that's fine. you play with the lord, everything is going to start shaking. >> did he see that cushion in the background? >> yeah, okay. >> it just moved. >> see, let me tell you, this is how i know it ain't real.

da-da-da-da -- [ laughter ] >> you do the holy ghost dance, that won't move a pillow all night like that. i know how it works. ask everybody at the white church, they'll tell you. >> the actual bible appears to move on its own. >> keep an eye on that bible. >> did you see that? >> did you see that? [ laughter ] >> betty trying to read a verse from the bible. >> look, baby you if you get your word while you were here, it's too late. >> that bible appears to have moved. if you want to see this for yourself -- >> go to church. [ laughter ] >> you don't do it right. [ laughter ] >> you guys -- >> andrew hale isn't an idiot, but it works for him. he's doing impressions or he's doing impressions of impressions. >> seen my forest gump impression? >> want to see my forest gump

impression? >> okay. >> i miss you, jenny. and every night before bed we read a book. jenny, you're so smart. >> that guy was entertaining for a second. >> he's shaking his head right now. >> i do tips. [ laughter ] >> if you're not convinced by forest gump, how about spider man? [ laughter ] >> can you believe [ laughter ] >> i work off tips. >> he's that guy that does weird stuff. people, wait a minute, it's me. >> close your eyes. it's like he's here. batman -- >> tell me where you're going? my name is batman. >> all that yoga. it's no better. >> i'll be back. >> i think andrew hale is the greatest talent is not cracking

up when he's being absolutely ridiculous. >> yeah, it becomes so peculiar. kind of like in this case, elvis is the greatest of all time. >> oh, thank you. thank you very much. >> how do you do that with a straight face? >> you guys want to see the whole thing, go to right this minute.com. that's my batman. >> i'll be back. >> a couple is ready to take off on the sling shot but -- >> she's almost hyperventilating thinking she might die in this ride. >> she's about to get a thrill and a surprise. >> oh, my --

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>> allows men to feel like men. >> that ride that has given us so many wonderful freaked out people videos, well, these guys are sitting in the orlando sling shot in orlando, florida. >> baby, baby. >> she is freaking out. she's terrified of heights and not only that, she hates roller coasters. somehow her boyfriend was able to get her on the sling shot. >> she's freaking out before it's even started. >> but it's all right because he is there with her and he's reassuring her. baby, i love you. >> baby. look at me. look at me. look at me. >> she's over there hyperventilating thinking she might die in this ride. >> i want to spend the rest of

my life with you. >> no, he didn't. the only way he can make this better is if he lets her off the ride. >> well, keep watching. >> this is going to represent marriage. this is basically representing what they're about to get into. >> he does dug out a ring from his pocket. >> will you marry me? i love you. [ screaming ] >> the sling shot goes off, she's freaking out. [ screaming ] >> she's screaming. marry me, marry me, will you marry me? they do hold hands as they are being brought back down to earth. she did say yes, and we have the pictures to prove it. >> have a great new year,

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