>> that's our report. they do it all, right? >> i guess >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- zach galifianakis, from "the good doctor" antonia thomas. and music from tune-yards. and now, sure enough, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i hope you had a good weekend. i'm glad you're in a -- i tell you. i have a -- i had a relatively relaxing weekend this weekend. i had about as relaxing a

weekend as one can have with a baby and a preschooler in the house. i've entered a new phase with my daughter, jane. we're in the phase where she thinks she controls the television and i think i do. [ laughter ] so yesterday i watched the patriots beat the jaguars. [ cheers ] and then -- sorry. i watch tv. [ laughter ] i get it now. when the game was over, jane who's 3 years old figured it was her turn to watch television. she wanted to watch "paw patrol." but it wasn't her turn. the whole day sunday is my turn. okay? [ laughter ] there was another game on. so i decided -- i knew that just saying no, daddy's watching the game would result in a tantrum. so my strategy was to try to trick her, to dupe her into wanting to watch the vikings-eagles game with me. so i said, look, jane, this team has purple helmets and the other team has green helmets. which one do you want to win? the purple or the green? and she took a beat and she looked at me, she looked right in my eyes, and she said, "i

don't know anything about this." [ laughter ] and no response. [ cheers and applause ] so i -- so i went in the bedroom and watched tv in there. [ laughter ] the green team won, by the way. the philadelphia eagles will play the -- [ cheers and applause ] -- new england patriots in super bowl lii. finally some good news for boston-area football fans, who have been so starved for success. [ laughter ] fans in both cities are nuts. especially in philadelphia. before the game the police in philadelphia ordered that all lamp posts and street poles in the area be slathered in crisco to discourage fans from climbing them and falling to their doom. [ laughter ] these guys they hire, they call them crisco cops. which by the way, that's a job title on my linkedin profile. crisco cop. but the eagles have never won a super bowl. so as you can imagine, it's going to take a lot more than a few crocks of crisco to keep

their enthusiasm in check. look at this. >> jimmy: oh! [ laughter ] do they have a concussion proet kohl for fans? the game will be a rematch of sorts. the last time the eagles were in the super bowl was in 2005 and they lost that game to the patriots. and even though the patriots win a lot they were pretty fired up about this win over jacksonville. >> the patriots are the afc champions. >> jimmy: what you're seeing there is coach bill belichick flashing that famous belichick smile. that's like getting video of the loch ness monster eating a bigfoot. [ laughter ] he never smiles. this is also a rare sight. in washington democrats and republicans reached a deal. kind of a deal. to reopen the government for, well, at least three weeks. they agreed, the democrats, to fund the government through february 8th in exchange for a promise from senate majority

leader mitch mcconnell that they would have a debate and a vote on daca. in other words, for nothing. [ laughter ] so senate minority leader chuck schumer thought -- he thought he struck a deal with the president on friday, but then the president's team came in and said no, no, no, bad boy, go back to bed and eat a cheeseburger and the deal was off. schumer said negotiating with the president was like trying to negotiate with jell-o, specifically the orange jell-o. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and according to the -- thank you. thank you very much. according to the failing "new york times," trump spent much of saturday in a rage watching old clips of himself on television berating president obama for his lack of leadership during the shutdown in 2013, which is ridiculous, but it did make me wonder if one of the clips he watched was this. >> who's getting fired? who's going to bear the brunt of the responsibility if indeed there is a shutdown of our government? >> well, if you say who gets fired, it always has to be the top. i mean, problems start from the top and they have to get solved

from the top. and the president's the leader. and he's got to get everybody in a room and he's got to lead. and he doesn't do that. he doesn't like doing that. that's not his strength. and that's why you have this horrible situation going on in washington. >> jimmy: you know, that would totally come back to haunt the president. if anything ever came back to haunt the president. [ laughter ] he was completely removed from the negotiations. it's funny. he always claimed to be the best negotiator. this was his big selling point, i'm the dealmaker. at this point it seems pretty clear he couldn't even negotiate 20% off at bed, bath & beyond with the coupon. [ applause ] but he was also reported to be upset that he had to cancel his trip to mar-a-lago this weekend. they had a party to celebrate the one-year anniversary of his inauguration. but going to a party with the government shut down would look bad. so the white house went to great lengths to prove the president was working this weekend. they even released a photo of him working. there he is sitting at his desk.

[ laughter ] there's clearly no one on the other end of that call. [ laughter ] that's how you pose if you're on a tour of the oval office and they let you sit behind the desk. he's wearing a hat with a suit which the only time it's appropriate to wear a hat with a suit is at the nba draft. and we all know the president dodges drafts. so that doesn't -- [ cheers and applause ] and this is interesting. this is how childish our white house is. this is real. this is what you would hear if you'd call the white house comment line this weekend. >> if you for calling the white house. unfortunately, we cannot answer your call today because congressional democrats are holding government funding including funding for our troops and other national security priorities hostage to an unrelated immigration debate. due to this obstruction the government is shut down. >> jimmy: so if you were looking for proof that this administration has its eye on the future, they're attacking democrats by changing the outgoing voicemail on their

landline. [ laughter ] and a quick tip. if you are calling the white house, don't press 2 for spanish. you're asking for trouble. [ laughter ] the president of course is taking credit for this deal they made. but it is not a good weekend for donald trump. millions of protesters, mostly women, marched in tees all across the country on the one-year anniversary of his presidency. [ cheers and applause ] huge turnout. even melania marched. but secret service, they captured her and returned her to her shoe closet. [ laughter ] there were more than 200,000 protesters in new york, more than 300,000 in chicago, and 600,000 here in l.a., which is -- [ cheers and applause ] one thing you can say, donald trump got more women to exercise than michelle obama ever did. [ laughter ] and with all these protesters marching in all these cities the president delivered during the marches what i believe to be perhaps his most breathtaking tweet of all time.

he wrote, "beautiful weather all over our great country, perfect day for all women to march. get out there now to celebrate the historic milestones and unprecedented economic success and wealth creation that's taken place over the last 12 months. lowest female unemployment in 18 years." boy, he's really bad at reading women. [ laughter ] i mean, he's -- [ cheers and applause ] only donald trump could find a way to make a protest that's about him even more about him. [ laughter ] and i hope he was watching the marches because this is how americans celebrated his historic milestones and unprecedented success, with signs like this. "miss ogyny." "veto the cheeto." "does this ass make my country look small?" i'd call trump a c word but he lacks depth and warmth. [ laughter ] and finally, super callous fragile racist sexi nazi potus.

[ cheers and applause ] clearly a moving and inspirational weekend for american women and for the poster board aisle at office max. [ laughter ] and while the president did not attend the women's march he did show up at the march for life rally on friday where he demonstrated a very clear understanding of how the female body works. >> right now in a number of states the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb in the ninth month. it is wrong. it has to change. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait. that you'll have to take up with god, i think. [ laughter ] and so as year one of the trump presidency comes to a close we take stock of what has happened and we look forward to what's in store for season 2. >> president trump is back and better than ever. it's an all new season of "donald trump really is our president." >> i'm like a smart person. >> all your favorite white house

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we're back. welcome back. zach galifianakis, antonia thomas and music from tune-yards is coming bup first earlier tonight this network, abc, treated us to a fourth installment of their possible std transmission show "the bachelor." [ laughter ] i have to say i've been watching but i think i hate the show. i really think i hate it. i don't like it. [ laughter ] there's a lot of screaming tonight. not angry screaming. happy screaming. the women on this show scream -- they scream when they find out they're going to lake tahoe. they scream when they get to lake tahoe. they scream had they get into the house in lake tahoe. they scream when they get in the hot tub. everywhere they go. it's like a wedding dress clearance sale at philene's basement. screaming all the time. the big reveal tonight was when bekah m. -- how many bekahs are there? okay, two. bekah m. finally spilled the beans about her age.

ari is 36. she's 22. i got suspicious when i saw her drinking wine out of a sippy cup. [ laughter ] but the rest of the focus tonight was on krystal, who has emerged as the villain this season. krystal said it's hard being there because she's trying not to intimidate the other women but it's difficult not to do because she's flawless. and she was not kidding either. [ laughter ] and physically, yes, krystal is very beautiful. perhaps even flawless. but her voice, this krystal might have the single most annoying voice in not just bachelor but television history. [ laughter ] >> hi. >> hi. >> how are you? >> hi. >> can i steal some time? >> sure. >> congratulations. >> hi. >> how are you? >> a little about me. >> hi, guys. >> hi. >> my evening's going amazing. because i have a rose. >> cheers. >> hey. >> hi, guys. >> how exciting. >> hi.

>> krystal. >> mm. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's like a -- it's like the song the mermaids sing that make you want to crash your ship into a pile of rocks. [ laughter ] by the way, i want to apologize to our editor kevin who had to sit through all that horribleness to put that together. i want to put a human face behind the horror. meanwhile, in other lake tahoe sex news, stormy daniels, the adult film star with whom our president allegedly had a fling back in 2006 while he was married to melania, was reportedly paid $130,000 to keep quiet toward the end of his presidential campaign. stormy daniels met donald trump at a golf tournament in tahoe and on saturday night she performed at a strip club in greenville, south carolina as part of what she's calling her "make america horny again" tour. [ laughter ] which wasn't that the name of president clinton's first tour? didn't he -- [ laughter ] he could have a lawsuit.

and the interview with stormy daniels has been released. according to a sit-down she did with "in touch" magazine in 2011, before the hush money was paid, she described her time with donald trump in detail. she described the night. she said he told her he's obsessed with and scared of sharks. he called her honey bunch. she said trump asked her to sign a dvd of one of her movies. she said their sex was textbook generic and in one position. he did not use a condom. and she said she could describe trump's penis if she has to. well, i'm here to say she has to. [ laughter ] [ applause ] absolutely has to. i mean, not only can we raise $130,000 for that, i bet mexico would actually pay for it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i don't know if it's appropriate, but i bet it looks just like donald jr. nv in fact, he calls it donald jr.

in a stormy -- stormy rang in the new year of donald trump with a strip show, whereas the president and his team weren't able to celebrate their one-year anniversary on saturday because of the shutdown. now that the shutdown is over the party is on, and i am told it is lit in washington, d.c. tonight. let's go to kellyanne conway right now, who is live on the scene. [ cheers and applause ] >> give me another bottle of trump vodka or i'll choke you by the throat! >> jimmy: what's, that kellyanne? we can't hear you. it's jimmy kimmel. >> oh, hi, jimmy kimmel. happy trumpiversary. >> jimmy: yes. happy anniversary to you too. >> remember this outfit? >> jimmy: how could anyone forget that outfit? it was incredible. >> i wore it to the inauguration. >> jimmy: yes, i remember that very, very well. >> the biggest crowd in history got to see me rocking gucci in the red, white, and bluecci! where the [ bleep ] is the vodka? >> jimmy: it's in your hand, kellyanne. tell us what's going on at the party. >> you're looking at it, jimmy.

we're dlinking delicious trump vodka and getting [ bleep ] drunk. >> jimmy: why does donald trump sell vodka if he doesn't even drink? >> i don't know. why do you tell jokes when you're not even funny? >> jimmy: oh, that's a very good point. oh, what is joe camel doing there? >> he's a lobbyist, jimmy. he's an important lobbyist. joe, give me a smoke, you hairy bitch. we are so excited to be celebrating everything we've achieved this past year. >> jimmy: what have you achieved this past year? >> have you never heard of isis? >> jimmy: yes. of course. >> thanks to president trump we don't have to pay for isis's health insurance anymore. >> jimmy: we never did pay for isis's health insurance. >> you're welcome! did i mention this outfit's gucci? >> jimmy: yes, you did mention it's gucci, yes. >> made in america. >> jimmy: no, i don't think

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watch "baskets" on fx at 10:00. please welcome zach galifianakis. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, everybody. >> jimmy: i -- it's good to see you, first of all. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: and i heard something today that -- i don't know how i feel about it. i'll be perfectly honest with you. >> what is it? >> jimmy: we've known each other for a pretty good amount of time. maybe like 16 years, something like that. >> yes. >> jimmy: you've had, since i've known you, you've had the same car. what kind of car was that? >> it was a '79 ferrari -- [ laughter ] no. it was a '98 subaru outback. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a '98 subaru outback. which is actually a funnier answer than your joke answer. i don't know if you realize it. >> yeah.

i used to go to lillith fair in it. [ laughter ] but anyway. >> jimmy: it's your only car. >> it's been my car. i told myself when i bought it i'm going to drive it for 20 years. and this past autumn it started breaking down. so i got a brand new electric car that i'm very excited about. >> jimmy: oh, you did. yeah. was that sad for you at all? >> well, i drove it off the santa monica pier. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. it's a coral reef now. no, i still have it. i still have the subaru. >> jimmy: oh. >> i haven't let go of that yet. >> jimmy: i see. >> i've been sleeping in it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and what kind of car did you get? which electric car did you get? >> i don't want to say the make and model because you know -- but i got it off etsy. >> jimmy: oh, you did. [ laughter ] they sell cars? >> yeah. it's a mom and pop organization out of madison, wisconsin. [ cheers ]

they're here. >> jimmy: is this new technology, it's like -- >> it's made out of clay. [ laughter ] but yeah, it has a lot of the gps stuff that you need. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. that's good. >> but no, i have an electric car now. you have an electric car. >> jimmy: i do. >> so i went electric, and it's -- it's easy. it's nice. it's fun. >> jimmy: you plug it into a wall. >> oh, you're supposed to do that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you're supposed to do that. >> it won't run. >> jimmy: is that the car you had when you first came out to l.a. from north carolina? >> no, i moved from new york -- i drove a van out here in -- when i moved from new york. i drove a van out here and lived in that van for a few days, a couple weeks, i think. >> jimmy: and were you alone in the van or were there others in the van? >> i had a friend bobby that came out with me. i shouldn't have said his name. [ laughter ] we had a globe. and my friend bobby, a globe,

and a picture of gorbachev. and a mattress. and my friend lisa. and we drove from new york to -- out to birds. >> jimmy: to the restaurant birds? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> and on the way out -- this is embarrassing. >> jimmy: what happened on the way out? >> well, my friend is very gaseous. >> jimmy: bobby is or lisa? >> the male. >> jimmy: the male. and he did a fart count. on how many times he farted. [ laughter ] between new york and l.a. >> jimmy: he would announce -- >> no, there was like a list on the dashboard. every time he did it. and we picked up a hitchhiker, a female hitchhiker. she sat in the front seat. and she's looking at the fart count. like it says "fart count." >> jimmy: oh, it did. it was labeled. >> and all you see is bobby's

hand just come grab it and rip it off. but anyway, yes, we drove out in a fart count van, jimmy, out from new york. >> jimmy: and do you keep in touch with bobby? >> i had breakfast with him this morning. >> jimmy: you did. what's his fart count now, 20 years later? is he still -- [ laughter ] >> he's a gastrologist now. [ laughter ] is that a thing, a gastrologist? >> jimmy: i don't know. but i think people got the idea. how old are your boys now? >> uh. 4 and 1. >> jimmy: the 1-year-old, is he sleeping through the night? is he doing the whole thing that babies are supposed to? >> i had for seven months, i had sleep deprivation. i don't know -- if you've ever had it, it can mess with your mind. and i got delirious a few times. it was 3:00 in the morning and i was strolling -- i was sitting

on my piano bench and i was strolling the baby. my hand was bleeding. that has nothing to do with the story. [ laughter ] it just happened to be bleeding. >> jimmy: okay. >> i'm strolling the baby. 3:00 in the morning. i'd been strolling the baby for 45 minutes like this. my wife comes down. she says, what are you doing? like what the hell do you -- no. i said -- [ laughter ] i said i'm strolling the baby. she said, zach, he's not in there. [ laughter ] he's upstairs asleep. >> jimmy: wow. that's -- >> yeah. don't have children. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, it's too late. so you are -- we're going to talk about "baskets," your show in a second. but you're in a movie "a wrinkle in time." the new movie "a wrinkle in time." oprah is one of the co-stars of this film. did you have any interaction

with oprah? are you guys in like scenes together? >> yes. [ laughter ] you said that like is that allowed? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was the subtext, yes. >> yeah. i mean, you know, she's one of my closest friends. [ laughter ] we're real close. >> jimmy: what did you make of oprah, working closely with her in close proximity? >> i'm pretty cynical. i think this business makes you that. and then i was watching oprah at work, and i was like, oh, she's the real deal. she knows everybody's name. i'm like god, now i've got to know everybody's name. [ laughter ] reese witherspoon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you did learn that? and are you in touch with oprah since the shoot is over? >> yeah. she just texted me tonight, said good luck. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she did? oprah's texting you, huh?

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i'm not the phone person. this isn't my training. >> answer the phone. [ phone ringing ] >> hello? >> baskets family rodeo. this is chip baskets. how can i help you? you've got to be courteous. who would you like to speak to? christine? okay. let me just transfer you over. okay? just transfer that to mom. just transfer it over. >> okay. so i just -- >> just -- do you see a transfer? just transfer it -- >> hold on. >> what are you doing? >> call for you, mom. hey, mom. you have a phone -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's zach galifianakis and zach galifianakis. in "baskets."

i love this show so much. i really do. do you regret playing twins on this show? because you have to do like twice as much, right? >> yeah, it doesn't -- the sleep deprivation was going on while we were shooting. yeah, i think it's -- i feel that it's kind of a masochist -- it might be a masochist because i -- playing two different characters it's tricky because you shoot out of sequence and you know, the hours are long but it's a lot of fun. this show is a lot of fun sfwlp and the makeup. you've got to change your shirt. you have to wear -- [ laughter ] >> yeah, i have to put two different beards on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and louie anderson plays your mom in the show. >> he does? yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, he does. and it's funny because when you initially hired louie anderson to play your mom on the show i thought that's funny, it's kind of ridiculous. but he really has become your mom on the show and in fact like it is not only convincing and funny but also i found -- i've been touched by louie anderson's

performance. not by louie himself. [ laughter ] make no mistake about it. i don't want to start any -- i know there's a lot of stuff going on. louie anderson has never laid a hand on me. but he really gives a convincing and sometimes beautiful performance. >> yeah, i think he's channeling his mother and i think that he had been doing this kind of routine in his stand-up for a few years and so he -- this character he's playing is just really kind of heartbreaking. it really is -- i think we all know ladies like him or we're related to ladies like him. like him. [ laughter ] like her. yeah. >> jimmy: you were nominated for an emmy for your performance. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: were you nominated for chip or dale? >> i don't want to correct you but i think i won the -- i won the emmy. >> jimmy: no, you didn't. whatever. but when you're at the emmys --

i've got to tell you. i saw you at the emmys. i've never seen you more live. that is so up your alley. that is so you. you love entertainment. you love celebrity gossip. you love entertainment news. >> mm-hmm. all my friends from "entertainment tonight" were there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. who are some of your friends from "entertainment tonight"? >> well, mary hart and i smoke a lot of pot together. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, you do? i didn't know that. >> yeah. she's a big pothead. >> jimmy: and you were absolutely, dare i say, glowing at the emmys. in fact we've got? video of you on the red carpet. and wow. i mean, look at you. just eating it up. really literally eating it up. [ laughter ] >> no one wants to talk to me. i'm looking for people to talk to me. no one's shouting my name. >> jimmy: there's photographers -- >> no one shouted my name. no one cares. i had my run. >> jimmy: zach galifianakis, everybody. see "baskets." season 3 premieres january 23rd

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. still to come the tune-yards. earlier tonight here on abc you watched our next guest cure all the stds we brought you on "the bachelor." her very popular show is called "the good doctor." watch it every monday night. please welcome antonia thomas. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lovely to meet you. >> jimmy: i heard this is your first time on a talk show. >> it is. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, i probably say this too much. but it always -- and i know this is just because i'm a dumb american. but it always impresses me because you play an american very convincingly on "the good doctor" to the point where i did not know you that weren't american. >> yes. >> jimmy: how does that work? is there a talking american

class that goes on over there? [ laughter ] >> i think being british we're brought up with american, you know, hollywood movies from tiny. so you're used to hearing the sound. but i mean, i guess you do a bit of practice at drama school. >> jimmy: i feel like we had the same thing. we see so many people who are british and doing british accents. and yet nine out of ten americans will give you a completely ridiculous accent. like it sounds crazy to people who are from britain. so that is -- well, well done. i have to say. >> thank you. thanks very much. [ applause ] >> jimmy: when you audition -- like when you audition for a role, you have to get the accent down just for the audition. right? >> yeah, yeah. i mean, when i first started auditioning in l.a., it was a kind of a really nerve-wracking thing because it's one thing auditioning in england with an american accent. it's another thing being here and having to convince people. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. did you feel like you were

trying to sneak something past them? >> yeah. i mean -- yeah. the first few auditions that i had were a bit -- i mean, a few things went wrong. i don't know if i was that convincing but -- >> jimmy: what does a bad american accent sound like? like if you were to make fun of one of your friends back home for trying to sound like an american. >> i don't know. i think it's just like the r sound is so hard for us as brits. if you don't get that right -- >> jimmy: you say ah? >> yeah, because we say ah. the ah sound. >> jimmy: and we say arr. like a pirate. [ laughter ] did you do television in england before you came here? >> i did, yeah. >> jimmy: what shows did you do over there? >> i did a show called "misfits." >> jimmy: oh, i remember that show. >> yeah, i did a show called "misfits." and i did a show called "lovesick," which is on netflix at the moment. >> jimmy: lovesick" on netflix.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: and there's another show that i'm driving at right now that i was curious about because it was mentioned to me earlier today. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that show was called scrotal recall. [ laughter ] >> yeah. well, "scrotal recall" is "lovesick." so netflix picked the show up. >> jimmy: they didn't like the title? [ laughter ] it's such a great title. why wouldn't they want that? >> i know. >> jimmy: did you like the title when -- >> no. i absolutely hated the title. it was the bane of my life. you know, like telling people you were in a show called "scrotal recall." >> jimmy: it sounds like a porno parody or something like of arnold schwarzenegger and his maid would be in or something. [ laughter ] >> yeah. the way people would look at you when you said i'm in "scrotal recall" was like your career has gone down the -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you shoot the show in vancouver. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is vancouver more --

do you feel it's more like england than the united states is? >> i mean, the weather's similar. the weather's -- >> jimmy: you have the same queen, right? >> we have the same queen. yeah. >> jimmy: she's on the money there. >> she's on the money. >> jimmy: that must make you feel at home. >> yeah, extremely at home. >> jimmy: but otherwise no? >> otherwise, i mean, yeah. i mean, no. i don't know. >> jimmy: may i remind you you're under oath right now. do you go home much? or are you working all the time? >> i go home -- no. i mean, i went home for christmas. just now. >> jimmy: oh, you did. did you feel when you got there like it had changed or did everything feel like home and the same to you? >> the thing is, yeah, i go away a lot and every now and then i get back and it's kind of the same -- well, actually, recently i got home and like my boyfriend had just decided to like rearrange the furniture and change the place up a little bit. it was just like surprise. >> jimmy: and did you like that?

>> uh. [ laughter ] i'm like what happened? >> jimmy: did you say i don't scrotal recall the furniture being like this. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> yeah. the latest thing was -- actually not on this job but just before this. i'd been away from home for a while and i came back and he got tortoises. he bought us two tortoises. >> jimmy: how big were they? >> they're like -- i mean, quite big. like the size of -- like both the size of my hands. >> jimmy: and they live freely in your house? >> no. he built them like a cage out of like basically an old suitcase. >> jimmy: oh, that sounds like a great way to go. [ laughter ] >> yeah. and little ramps and stuff. and they're called hank and walt. >> jimmy: like "breaking bad." >> walter white. and they're kind of living up to their namesake because now that they've grown a bit we realized

they're both two males and they're kind of -- they're aggressive and they like fighting. you have to separate them. anytime you put them together they kind of go for each other. hank and walt. >> jimmy: is one of them making meth? >> yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, i come into the room, i'm like geez, can you just stop? >> jimmy: well, at least he's earning his keep, you know. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: well, congratulations on the big success of this show. if you haven't seen it, it's called "the good doctor." it airs monday nights at 10:00 here on abc. antonia thomas. we'll be right back with tune-yards. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank zach galifianakis, antonia thomas and apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next for him. but first, this is their album. it's called "i can feel you kro creep into my private life." here with the song "heart attack," tune-yards!

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oh let me be oh it's giving me a heart attack-ack-ack, don't let me lose my soul ♪ ♪ ohh ohh ohh don't let me lose my soul ♪ ♪ it's giving me a heart attack we jump so high but fall right back it's giving me a heart attack don't let me lose my soul ♪ ♪ it's giving me a heart attack ack-ack we jump so high but fall right back ♪ ♪ it's giving me a heart attack don't let me lose my soul ♪ ♪ i'm only human i'm only human

i'm only human i'm only human ♪ ♪ ♪ giving me a heart attack-ack-ack ♪ ♪ jump so high but fall right back ♪ ♪ she drew up the night and she drew up the dawn she drew up the night and she drew up the dawn she was there until she was gone i'd tell you the story if you would listen ♪ ♪ let me speak let me breathe let me be oh it's giving me a heart

attack-ack-ack, don't let me lose my soul ♪ ♪ ohh ohh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ krpz chrpz [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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