all right. thanks for watching. i'm alma daetz. >> i >> dicky: from hollywood, it's >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jeffrey dean morgan, from "splitting up together," jenna fischer, and music from ashley mcbryde, and now, look no further, here's jimmy kimmel. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. welcome. thank you. thanks for coming. thank you for watching. that's very nice. we were off last week and we're back, a big night for college basketball. we are down, at long last we're down to the final capital one commercial.

michigan versus villanova for the national championship. when i was in high school i was recruited by villanova. did i ever tell you that, cleto? they recruited me but they didn't offer me a scholarship because i was playing too far above the rim. it would be an insurance policy if i got hurt. i hope you had a happy easter/i am a fools. i tried to explain april fools' day to my daughter. she's 3 years old. ed i said today is easter and april fools' day. this is day we play tricks on each other. she said no, it's easter. she ate so much candy yesterday. she went absolutely nuts when we tried to put her to bed. i thought the sugar thing was a myth. my wife said, if this is how you're going to behave you're not allowed to have sugar anymore. all i heard her screaming was, i love sugar, i love sugar! and that is the true meaning of easter, by the way. [ applause ]

have you sustain video, the kid freaking out when the easter bunny comes? my kids, we had an easter bunny at my party. noerm scared of him or her or whatever. but this to me, i think this is proper way to react when a 7 foot tall rodent arrives at your school. [ screaming ] the truth is that's probably how people reacted when jesus came back, too. meanwhile at the white house, the president started easter with a tweet. he wrote, happy easter. in all caps. happy easter, dammit. over the weekend donald trump tweeted a strange holiday, i wouldn't even call it a greeting. the video was more of an explanation of easter and

passover. i felt like he was explaining it to himself. it was weird. it was him shouting at the camera. so we punched it up a bit. we add someday animation to make it a little more colorful. >> during the sakd holiday of passover, jewish families around the world give thanks to god for liberating the jewish people from bondage in egypt and delivering them to the promise land of israel. for christians, we remember the suffering and depth of god's only son and his glorious resurrection on the third day. on easter sunday, we proclaim with joy, he is risen. happy passover, happy easter, thank you, god bless you and god bless america. >> god bless us all. today, on the day after easter, they had the easter egg roll. this has been going on since 1878 when rutherford b. hayes was president.

this was different. trump heard egg roll and promised to make the chinese pay for it. the president got to eat chocolate. he even met a nice boy named barron that he liked. this is fully hosted by the first lady every year flag in this case, melania trump joined the president on the balcony to get things going. >> i want to really thank the first lady, melania. she worked so hard. i want to thank you. >> not a chance she did one thing to set that up. she didn't dye eggs. the only thing she's been working on is an escape tunnel. i don't know how -- [ applause ] i don't know how this went unnoticed but there seems to be, watch this video. see if you see someone on the balcony with the trumps. >> welcome to the 2018 white house easter egg roll.

so many people, you know, it was supposed to be pouring. it was supposed to be very rainy and nasty and cold and windy and look what we have. >> and stormy, too. no white house easter celebration would be complete without story time from our first lady. >> never stop exploring, because life would be boring. be clever and courageous, just like a cat. ask lots of questions about this and that. >> about dis and dat. that means you could be first lady of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] and it only got better from there. >> dream big and remember to follow your heart. believe in yourself because you

are really so smart. when you grow up and do all that you do, the most important thing is just to be you. that's the end. >> of the world. hey, the vice president just released the children's book about a bunny. did they read that to the kids? no. they went with dis and dat instead. the president officially declared the month of april to be national sexual awareness and prevention month. at this point he's just messing with us, right? he might as well declare it national bankrupt casino awareness month. on top of that, vladimir putin could soon be coming to america. during the phone call, the one

where trump wasn't supposed the congratulate putin. not only invite him, he invited his kgbff to a summit before the time he invited the boss over for dinner. so this is a good time for putin to install a few new cameras. there's a new tell-all book, the last tell-all didn't cover. coming out, the trump white house, the rules of the game. it is written by ronald kessler. the book is reportedly overwhelmingly favorable to the president, to the white house. with one notable exception. the author claims the number one leaker in trump's skrirl none other than kellyanne conway. which is a surprise because she is probably the most aggressive trump defender of all of them. and of course, i was curious to get her take on this. so joining us from washington, please say health tow kellyanne conway. thank you for joining us.

>> jared is gay. yes, that jared. he is g-a-y gay. >> kellyanne? >> oh, hi. >> were you just saying jared was gay? >> was i? >> it seemed like up. >> well, i wasn't. >> what were you saying? >> i was talking to the easter but not yiflt i said carrot. >> you said carrot is gay? >> that's right. have you ever seen a carrot? they're pretty gay. >> all right. i wanted to get your response to this book that claims you're the number one leaker in the white house. >> first of all, i would like the dlat president on winning today's easter egg hunt. he found and ate 53 chocolate eggs. more than all the other presidents combined. suck it, obama. >> jimmy: that's great. i'm asking about the book. what about this book claiming you're the number one leaker in the white house? >> that is absolute, ivanka is

the biggest leaker. did you know she believes in unicorns? >> jimmy: no. what? >> and eric trump is a huge leaker. he still breast feeds. from melania. she isn't even his mom. >> jimmy: you're literally leaking right now. >> did you hear about mike pence? yesterday he told me paul ryan isn't circumcised. and ben carson has been dead for three years. >> jimmy: oh, my, i'm going to let you go before you drown. >> i'm fine costly someone bring me a towel? >> jimmy: someone get her a towel. that was kellyanne conway. we have to take a break. when we come back, i urge you to return. we have a very bigly competition. we are going to ask kids, spelling bee champion kids, to try to misspell words just the way our president does in the first ever make america great again spelling bee.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. first it's time for the make america great spelling bee. that's right. let's meet our contestants. we have three of them. first from the nbc unified school district and winner of that school district, sam. the spelling bee from the charter school, fourth grader, samuel!

and the spelling bee winner and finisher of the l.a. county elementary school spelling bee fifth grader, come out! hi! am i saying your names right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: welcome. you're all familiar with spelling bees. this is not an ordinary spelling bee. this is presidential which means you'll be asked to spell the words i gave you, not the way the liberal leftist dictionary spells them but rather the way our president does. president donald jesus trump. okay? unlike the traditional spelling bee, this is not for pride. there spelling bee is for money. you will get $100 for each correct answer and whoever has the most dollars at the end is the winner. just like if life. do you understand? if you're the winner, do you know what that makes other two players? losers.

that's right. our official spelling bee, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] do you understand what we're doing here? i know this is a surprise to you. you've not had time to prepare. do you understand the nature of this game? then let's begin. our first contestant is -- the word you will be asked to spell is honor. honored. >> honored? >> jimmy: yes. >> could you use it in a sentence? >> jimmy: i will use it in a sentence as our president did. i am honored to serve you the great american people as your 45th president of the united states. >> honored. honored. >> jimmy: that's what i said. >> o-n-e-r-e-d? honored

. >> jimmy: i like the way you did it. you spelled a bit too incorrectly. that is not correct. please take a seat but well done. samuel, step to the microphone. are you ready, sam? >> yes. >> jimmy: your word is tap. tap. just like you did there. >> can i have a sentence, please? >> jimmy: the sentence is how low has president obama gone to tap my phones during the very sacred electoral process. this is nixon watergate bad or sick guy. >> tap. t-a-p-e. >> jimmy: going with tape was very smart. unfortunately, we were looking for t-a-p-p. thank you, samuel. amira, sentence to the like that row phone.

you're getting the idea, right? the word is ridiculous. >> ridiculous. >> jimmy: yes. >> okay. can i have it in a sentence? >> jimmy: a report by cnn that i will be working on "the apprentice" during my presidency is fake news. >> r-i- -- >> jimmy: i'm sorry. we were looking for r-e-. so far no one has any money. let's to go round two. step to the microphone. your word is under precedented. >> unprecedented? >> jimmy: that's right. >> could you use night sentence, please? >> jimmy: china steals the united states navy research drone in international waters, rips it out of water and takes

to it china in unprecedented act. >> unpresidented. >> jimmy: yes. >> u-n-p-r-e-s-i-d-e-n-t-e-d. >> jimmy: absolutely right! [ cheers and applause ] samuel, come on up to the micro phone. you're really figuring it out now. much more so than some. your word is wait. >> can i have it in a sentence? >> jimmy: if russia or some other entity was hacking, why did they wait so long to act? why did they only do it after hillary lost? >> w-a-i-t, wait. >> jimmy: that's right but wrong.

samuel, have a seat. you had it right the last time with tape. w-a-i-t-e is what we're looking for. all right. amira. your chance to tie it. your word is politicians. >> okay. can i use that in a sentence? >> jimmy: yes. it is clinton is that sanders people who disrupted my rally in chicago. i must talk to my people. phony politicians. >> okay. p-o- p-o-l- -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> i-t-i-o-n-s-. >> jimmy: oh, no. that's wrong and wrong. and it looks like we have a winner here.

the winner, congratulations! you are our make america great again spelling bee champion. you get our champions cup. you can see, turn it around, guillermo, so we can see the endescription. it says champions right on there. and you get to keep the $100. but samuel and amira, you're not going home empty handed. you're going home in an jaump jacket not made in america and 416 ounce trump wine glasses. thank you for playing. congratulations can to all of you: we'll be right back! simon and garfunkel ]

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we'll have music from hayley kiyoko, and later this week, john cena, seth rogen, congressman joe kennedy iii, jaina lee ortiz, plus music from rozzi and i'm with her. let me tell you something. we've been doing this show for how long now? >> about 50 years. >> jimmy: why are you still in the bee costume? >> i like it. it's comfortable. >> jimmy: i never get tired of seeing our audience line one excitement when they realize that our announcement dicky barrett from the mighty ducks. especially when we have people from his home town. that's when it really -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know our first guest as the louisville slugger-swinging villain on "the walking dead." on april 13th, he leaps to the big screen alongside dwayne "the rock" johnson and other giant monsters in "rampage." please welcome jeffrey dean morgan.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: there's one danger of having a big white beard and a black coat. your beard hairs do actually -- >> we were just trying to trim it up and there were rollers going crazy. >> jimmy: no beard rollers. i heard you brought your son with you. how old is he? >> he just turned 8 last week. >> jimmy: that's a fun age. >> he is a hoot. he is thrilled only the here, by the way. he's just bouncing. taking him to his first premier. i'm going to take him to rampage. he's getting fitted for a suit, the whole nine. i brought him here and asked him

if he wanted to do some mean tweets. >> he read some. >> jimmy: he did. really! >> and they're awesome. i filmed it. can i say one that he said . >> go ahead. you can edit this out. you probably should. jeffrey dean morgan can suck a [ bleep ]. go back to gray's and die again. he read that and he puts it down and he said that's a bit harsh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's right. >> i'm like, i can't do it better than that. >> jimmy: that's one way of teaching them harsh realities of the world. >> yeah. people aren't all that nice. >> jimmy: you have a baby daughter, too. how old is she? >> six weeks old. a baby, baby. >> jimmy: is it true you delivered this baby yourself? >> i did. >> jimmy: why did you do that? >> that's an excellent question. i did the same with gus, too.

all natural. we had a midwife. >> jimmy: that's very natural. too natural. >> my wife is like, full on tough. like in drugs, nothing. >> jimmy: she must be. >> i was freaking out of my mind. she was great. >> jimmy: you're like, yeah, i was on gray's anatomy. >> i can full sleeves up. with gus, un, when he's coming out, the midwife suddenly -- i wasn't prepped for this. no one said you're going to catch the baby. that's kind of what happens. so you know, the midwife kind of moved aside and said get in there. and i kind of panicked. i didn't know what to do. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i started seeing his head coming out and it started -- i dropped the ball essentially and he had a little cone head for a while. he got sort of stuck many no man's land. >> jimmy: what are you supposed to do?

reach in? >> well, with george, knowing what i knew. by the way, gus's head is perfectly round and wonderful. but george started coming. the midwife moved aside and i grabbed her by her little cheeks is that i had her out in like three seconds. >> jimmy: you're a pro now. >> i got it. >> jimmy: did you name your baby george afterwards. a girl named george. why? is that a family name? >> it is not. george virginia morgan. we came one george. there was an episode of bonanza. i didn't nail her hoss. there was an else, a girl named george and i loved the name and hillary loved the name and gus is named after augusta gray in western dove. we had a weird western theme going. >> jimmy: is that something, you saw an elpisode recently?

>> we watch a lot of old television. wasn't that long ago. we had gone through every book and baby named kind of idea and nothing seemed the really click. and then i remember. we were like, it was summertime. we were just dinging around and i don't know who said it, she or i, but we said that's it. then the middle name took a little time. >> jimmy: what did you go with? >> virginia. george virginia morgan. >> jimmy: well, you have to have something girly in there. >> but everybody seems to be cool with it. i think my mom is like -- >> jimmy: oh, really. >> yeah. she's never said the baby's name. >> jimmy: with a is your mom's name? >> sandy. >> jimmy: that could be a boy's name. >> yeah. we like george. it is six weeks in. >> jimmy: it will be a huge pain in her ass for her whole life all the time.

every e-mail will be, where did you come from? >> her dad will protect her. i got her back. i think gus will have her back too. >> jimmy: gus and his pointy head. >> he's backstage saying i can't believe my dad said that. >> jimmy: are you still living on a farm? >> i am. >> jimmy: have you ever delivered an animal baby? >> we've had quite a few births at the farm. cattle, and then recently a baby dog who was born. his name is paxton. and he immediately imprinted on me. you don't really have to help animals. they've been doing this a long time. like before we were helping them out. suddenly you've got a donkey and now you got two. that's how quickly it happens. i happened to be lucky enough to be there when paxton was born and he imprinted on me

immediately. >> jimmy: his brother? >> i'm going with dad. i couldn't feed him. but he just, he sees me and he wants to be with me and he'll walk around the farm like a dog would. just follows me wherever i go. he is great. he sees me. if i ignore him, if i'm on the other part of the farm. >> jimmy: will he kick you? >> no. he will jump up. he doesn't realize how quickly he's grown. when he was little, i think it is a dominant boy thing. they kind of jump up on you. and he recently learned that, he became amorous. not with me. but with a couple of the other donkeys. the concern is mother donkey, his mom, lives there so we had tow fix him. >> jimmy: really! because co-wind up having his own son? >> yeah. we're trying not to --

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rock? >> i call him the rock. i can't help it. he's always been the rock. i think i'm supposed to call him dwayne. but he's a rock. >> i feel like less of a man when he's in my presence. >> immediately. >> jimmy: i smell his it's true. he is exactly as advertised really a sweet guy. >> jimmy: a very nice guy. >> you run into him and it is like hitting a desk. like wall. >> jimmy: did you do stunts with him? >> yes. and we did one stunt, which you will see, a big action sequence and he has to come save my he landed on me from quite a

distance. and i'm supposed to be unconscious. i was acting. i was acting unconscious. by the end of it i was truly unconscious. so i'm doing a count like any minute, he should be landing here-ish. instead, he landed right on top of me. and i remember all the wind going -- not only out from my body but the entire crew felt it. and he starts giggling. he's like top of me and he won't get off. he's laughing because he knows we're going to have to do it again. i'm like, we didn't get it? >> jimmy: he broke your ribs and it didn't take. >> i had so much fun working with him. he is a funny guy. >> jimmy: he's going to be here tomorrow night. >> we spent a lot of time laughing. >> jimmy: well, it's very good to see you. congratulations on the baby. jeffrey dean morgan!

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[ laughter ] so we just -- >> jimmy: did you the right thing. >> i am a missouri girl. the show must go on. >> jimmy: that's what they say in missouri. the show must go on stage. >> so i'm here. we'll just -- >> jimmy: i'm not complaining for sure. >> thank you. >> jimmy: welcome. it's very good to have you here. >> i've never been more comfortable. >> jimmy: are you really comfortable? >> yes and no comfortable. i am mentally a little freaking out that i'm on a talk show in y btolwe comfortable. >> jimmy: good. i feel like i ran into you at the spa. >> i wish that's why. >> jimmy: like we're at a destination wedding together. and you went to get a massage and i'm waiting to get a massage and you came out. oh, how is it going? >> let's do that. >> jimmy: and you're wearing jeans to a massage. that's a strange thing. and heels and diamonds.

>> jimmy: congratulations your show. you opened tuesday night. it was a blockbuster night with roseanne. the line-up, two roseannes, blackish and then us. >> jimmy: that's quite a mix of shows. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and your husband on the show is oliver hudson. explain the idea behind the show. >> the show is about a couple. in the first else, we announce that we're getting divorced but we'll continue living together sort of. one of us will live in an apartment in the garage is the other will stay in the house and take care of the kids. >> each week we swam. it is called bird nesting and it is something divorced crumbs doing. rather than pack a bag for the kids each week, the parents alternate in the family home. >> jimmy: i know people who do

this. it seems weird and it makes sense. well, it's a show. oliver is kate had you had son's brother. have you met her? >> no. i want her to come by. i'm a huge fan of hers from everything. particularly overboard. >> jimmy: the movie overboard. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was one of those movies in the 80s that was always around. >> and it's a family favorite. my family and i can quote every line. >> jimmy: give me one line. >> listen to me, medical people. >> jimmy: i can't verify it but i'm sure that's exactly how it went. you brought some photographs and there's a story that goes along with it. explain what's going on. and i'll hold up the photos as they're needed. >> so my husband and i went to tokyo for upa couples trip.

a mom, dad getaway, away from the kids for five days. we got there and my mother-in-law e-mailed us and said, jenna lee, the kardashians are in tokyo. maybe you'll run into they will. now should i say that my smoerl a huge kardashian fan. when she came to visit us, we took her to dash. that's their store in calabasas, everybody. >> jimmy: i'm proud of you for not knowing that. >> she bought candle. >> jimmy: she did. to pray for the kardashians or what? >> i'm not sure bust a fun day trip. she wrote to say they're in tokyo. i wonder if you'll vote for them. and i said i've lived in los angeles for 20 years and i've never run into a kardashian. tokyo is huge. so on the last day of our trip,

we put it out of our minds. the last day of the trip we go to kyoto. we're going to have a one-night spa. a spa. a spa day. and a romantic dinner. as we pull up to our hotel, there are two passenger vans and guys with cameras is that little head sets and clip boards, and i thought to myself are we running into the kardashians? and as we walk, in i hear a guy go, listen, when we get there. we're going in the back door because it's better for kim. my mind is blown. >> jimmy: it's either kim jong-un or -- >> yeah. so we walk into the lobby. i go up to reception. as we're checking into our hotel, they walked through the lobby. the kardashians. so i grabbed my shown in took

picture as fast as could i and sent it to my mother-in-law. it happened! so then we check in. we get to our hotel and i'm thinking, dear god, i home they're checking out. nothing against the kardashians. but i'm thinking, i came so far to get away from hollywood. the last thing it want is a film shoot while i'm trying to have my romantic dinner. so i go on their instagram and i see they're posting pictures from the bullet train and e din. 'r i see her and she is in the hotel room and he had some on. mae suld t re-create it. so did i. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! you had a real hollywood experience in kyoto.

>> jimmy: have you haven't seen it, it is called "splitting up together. airs tuesdays at 9:30pm right her no abc, and we shall return with music from ashley mcbryde. ♪ pcpc >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. ♪ pcpc >> jimmy: i want to thank jeffrey dean morgan, jenna fischer, and apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. this is her album, "girl goin' nowhere." here with the song, "a little dive bar in dahlonega," ashley mcbryde! ♪ ♪ ♪ to the bag packed first love leaver the heart cracked double downed dreamer ♪ ♪ the homesick the grass that's greener and a slice of mama's peach pie ♪

♪ to the flat broke couch cushion gas money the worker bee that ain't getting no honey ♪ ♪ missing someone all the while running gunning for the brighter lights ♪ ♪ here's to the break ups that didn't break us the break down wrong turn that takes ya ♪ ♪ to a little dive bar in dahlonega hear a song from a band that saves ya ♪ ♪ man it's a hitting rock bottom smoke them if you got them ♪ ♪ nothing's going right making the best of the worst day kind of night ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ we've all got a number that we don't want to drunk dial and a good friend we ain't seen in a while ♪ ♪ and a slow dance left in these bootse's the bres

that didn't break us the break down wrong turn that takes ya ♪ ♪ to a little dive bar in dahlonega hear a song from a band that saves ya ♪ ♪ man it's a hitting rock bottom smoke them if you got them ♪ ♪ nothing's going right making the best of the worst day kind of night ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ here's to the break ups that didn't break us the break down wrong turn that takes ya ♪ to a little dive bar in dahlonega meet a girl

outside atlanta ♪ ♪ man when it's hitting rock bottom smoke them if you got 'em nothing's going right ♪ ♪ you're just singing along with your drink raised a pretty little blonde thing's looking your way ♪ ♪ making the best of the worst day kinda night yeah it's making the best of the worst day ♪ ♪ kind of night oh here's to the breakups it's that kind of night ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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