that is our report. we appreciate your dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen, from "station 19", jaina lee ortiz, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from i'm with her. and now, at long last, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: appreciate it. thank you. very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] oh, that's very nice of you. let me tell you something, i needed that little shot of

positive energy because i had an interesting day, i woke up this morning, early, i did two hours of prksilates as i do every morg and then open my computer and find out i'm at war with sean handity at fox news. because there's nothing important going on in the country they spent a lot of time talking about me apparently took issue about a joke i made this is what he had to say. >> this is brutal liberal jimmy kimmel making fun of the first lady of the united states and her involvement in the white house easter egg roll and even her accent, jimmy you're a dispicable disgreat. take a look. >> jimmy: okay before we take a look. want the to recap what he said

was it's brutal and here's why i'm a dispicable disgrace. >> i'm curious just like a cat, ask lots of questions about this and that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, about dis and dat. guillermo you realize what this means? you could be first lady. >> ass clown kimmel what a disgrace, hey, that's her fifth language, how many do you speak? >> jimmy: six. i speak six languages, exactly one more than melania i speak english, spanish, italian, what else, chinese is v e gen e s a language i don't know i don't speak ass clown what is an ass clown is it a clown that lives in a an ass. i hon lift don't know.

and why is he openly fantasize being clowns in the ass is that your thing at night? [ laughter ] when you have your pants down when you're at 2 a.m. reque you got your laptop open and. >> announcer: eck to hump a pillow quietly so your his problem is for eight years not one erection. he tried everything. went to office chris parties with bill o'reilly. nothing worked. now trump is president here's the twist sean hinannity

his tablet his tablet you sean are the whole ass circus [ cheers and applause ] you're the juggler. you're the trapeze artist. the ass lion tamer and ass union ball ought in one car you're the wringling brothers of bafrnum and bailey of the ass clownship. you know what i think is disrespectful to the first lady cheating on her with a porn star after she has a baby. [ cheers and applause ] and go get a haircut you hippy [ laughter ] meanwhile our president today for the first time ever weighed in on stormy daniels. they asked him about the

$130,000 his lawyer michael cohn paid stormy daniels to not talk about the fact that they didn't have sex so a reporter on air force one asked him, he had nowhere to go and he really just had to answer the question. the question. >> hey he looked kind of scare there'd, didn't he. he didn't say this is a witch hunt or fake news or you're fat or any of his typically trump-y responses. nobody was happier than stormy daniels lawyer. >> he has effectively thrown michael co hrks en under the bus with the state bar of new york by making these statements on air force one. but again this is an

undisciplined guy who, he just finally cracked and we knew he would crack eventually. we've been patient. been waiting. who would have thought it would arrive on this thursday this glorious afternoon here in new york. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i haven't seen a lawyer that happy since johnny cochran, i swear. here's the thing the only time trump says he doesn't know something is when he definitely know something. >> has he ever admitted to not knowing something it's not in his dna. either he knew or this hush money was so hush even the guy didn't want anybody to hear about it, didn't hear about it. by the way, trump has been trading tariffs with china this week, we're getting can closer to a trade war today proposed additional $1 billion on chinese goods which everyone thinks is a terrible idea and highlights the plan by

tweeting when you are already $500 billion down you can't lose which is the trump company motto [ laughter ] [ applause ] the thing about this tweet and the way trump is playing this is, he seems to think that if one side has a deficit that means that side is losing by $500 billion that's not how trade deficits work. so to help the president understand it in very simple terms we asked a second grader named shiloh to help to explain it to him. ♪ >> hi mr. president. today i want to explain trade deficits because they can be a little bit tricky. what is a trade deficit? it sounds like a bad thing. but really, it's just the difference between how much we buy from another country and how much we sell to that country if we buy more to china than we sell that's a trade deficit.

but we didn't actually lose anything because we have all of the stuff we bought. in fact a trade deficit often means our economy is doing well. we have more money to spend. plus trading with other countries helps to bring jobs and bring countries together and that's good for everyone but there's problems some american workers lose jobs making stuff if we buy that stuff from other countries and work new jersers countriries might not have the same good working policies as we do here so are trade deficits good or bad, they're both mr. president. if you have any other presidents let me know. good luck. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you shiloh. le makes a lot of sense. be honest how many of you didn't know that stuff. okay. all right. we're going to take a break when we come back there's a terrible new pizza topping that needs to

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hi there welcome back to the show that is andy summers sitting in, what's happening, thanks for coming. andy will be with us all night tonight.

tonight on the show -- andy summers is here. we have music from i'm with her. jayna lee ortiz is with us. but first there's a trend called edible glitter that you put on food as a topping this is from a pizza place in santa monica, when i find out, i'm going to burn it down. it's like if papa and elton john got in the kitchen together. who wouldn't want a pizza that looks like it fell on the floor of a strip club. i don't know how many times i have to say this, pineapples, what not, pizzas don't need to be improved, doesn't need to be decorated, it's perfect okay, and by the way, don't eat glitter, don't eetd anythieat that rhymes with twitter. tonight was season premier of the new "jersey shore "a.i.

family vacation. the kids are back. they're all grown up except snooki still the size of agerbi lirks i was relieved to hear they weren't appointed to run homestand security. the gang is earlier than the original show in 2009. gtl now stands for gel tan lipatore. get the band some of that too. just what america needs more orange people tois did like. by the way i was watching the lakers play the spurs last night. so the game is tied. the lakers took a shot with time running out. the result was what was might have been the most ill-timed break in basketball history. >> gets in with three to go,josh hartford to the -- it comes off.

we'll go to overtime. >> wait what happened to the rest of the phone call. could have a new number one movie this weekend. highly anticipated movie "a quite place" is opening in theaters directed by and stars john into my house at night. jameson wrote can't wait to see it. john krasinski. whenever there's a big film we run it by yaya. he has loves film with a lot of time to see them. here he is talking about the movie "a quite place." [ cheers and applause ] >> hi it's me yaya i talk about

the new movie "a quite place" it's the movie, scary movie, the guy live in like the park with his family and after he tell his kids shh like nobody talk and started to talk like that because hears something in the house like ghosts. >> we have to protect them. >> and in the movie amily played in the movie mary poopin and john kisskin something like that is in the show "the office" you know he is doing good, ghost follow you, if you do bad ghost in your body like patrick swaizy make the movie ghost with the movie ex wife bruce willis. and the lady in the shower with the knife. look like the movie shiny with jack nicholson and he put his face.

saw one movie long time and the guy i got picture with him, the movie's called "maniac" this guy the best of friend with sylvester stallone. >> ahh! >> ah! quiet place go see the movie it's good movie, it's called "a quite place," okay, cut. >> jimmy: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] and one more thing, it's thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it's this week in unnecessary censorship [ cheers and applause ] >> what's happened over the last few week that's has the president so afraid and so more [ bleep ] up than we've seen him over a year. >> she worked so hard on this event i want to [ bleep ] you. >> they never give her any

credit or her due does anyone doubt she's the most [ bleep ]able first lady we've had. >> someone needs to contain him they need to [ bleep ] him and keep him off the dribble. >> actually rabbits are rabbits are . >> breaking news it's national [ bleep ] day. in. >> family attorneys may be allowed to depose carmen at a future date. >> all right, [ bleep ] you. >> it looked as though the president was purposely putting his [ bleep ] in the [ bleep ] of vladimir putin. >> sonic. >> hey buddy how you feeling? >> wait what just happened? >> i [ bleep ] you. >> okay. just checking. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show, andy summers is here. we have music from i'm with her. jayna lee ortiz is with us. and we'll be right back with seth rogen. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's andy summers sitting in with the cletones. his album is called "triboluminescence." and andy has a one-man show april 14th at the regent theater here in la. just you, huh. >> one man. >> jimmy: no other guys. >> it is solo. >> jimmy: well that's a good way to do it. hey, tonight by the way, from the show "station 19" we have jayna lee ortiz. then, their album is called "see you around", i'm with her from the mercedes-benz stage. next week, we have new shows with zooey deschanel, eva longoria, ana faris, shia labeouf, sebastian maniscalco, chris hardwick, sandra oh. with music from daniel caesar with h.e.r., the regrettes, first aid kit and snoop doggy dogg.

will be here with us as well so please join us [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a multi-talented person whose work ethic puts stoners in two different countries to shame. he has two projects starting tomorrow -- "blockers", in theaters and "hilarity for charity", on netflix. >> i can't be dead. there's so many things i would do differently, i would not have smoked weed in front of steven spielberg that time i never look at me as a serious actor again that's true. i would have taken lead roll in "ted" the humanity an friend of the bear. >> you mean john. >> i don't think that's it. >> i'm satan the eternal prince all that's dark you don't think i know the favorite movie all time directed by my favorite filmmaker, okay, it's [ bleep ] john >> jimmy: please welcome seth rogen! [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> hello. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> you too, man. >> jimmy: couple of questions, first of all is that story about steven spielburg true? >> yeah 100% true. >> jimmy: what happen snd. >> i was at a party like an oscar party maybe i just lit a joint which you probably shouldn't do at those things but i did and at that moment he came up and started to talk to me which was insane but i just lit the joint so i didn't know what to do, and i know he doesn't smoke weed and is not a big fan of it and i found myself like do i stop, do i hold it, that's weird, i guess i have to keep smoking it. i kept smoking it

spielberg's face where he is like i'm never working with this [ bleep ] again and that's why i'm not the lead on that show i was going to be that [ bleep ] kid. >> jimmy: that's a shame. very close minded of him. >> it was. i think he's prejudice of him. >> jimmy: that was a clip hillarity for charity. you put it this on to benefit alzheimer's dilz ease. >> yeah my mother-in-law as alzheimer's and we started to do the benefit show six years ago and it's raised millions and millions of dollars over that time. >> jimmy: that's great. [ cheers and applause ] >> and it's great we just sold

it to netflix this year land air starting april 6th. sarah silverman is part of it. >> jimmy: i think that's tomorrow by the way. >> yeah i'm bad with dates. >> jimmy: i wonder why that it is. >> exactly do i look like a guy good with dates. there's many, many names it, including post malone, jeff gold bloom. just in -- >> jimmy: the whole thing is very funny. very well done. did a nice job with it. >> thank you i worked very hard on it. it was nice. came together well. >> jimmy: maybe won't go to hell. >> that's the whole reason i'm doing it so i can get away with as much dispicable debehavior as possible. >> jimmy: part of this is you

have colleges compete to see who can raise most money for charity and will you go to the college who raises the most, you will visit them in person. >> 100% and we've done it three years and every year the university of vermont wins they are tenacious so i go and show a screening of one of our movies that haven't come out and last time i went they wanted to induct me into their frat and i was like yeah, my first question was do they put anything in your ass if so what and for how long. and when they asked me to do it i'm like do i ask them if they're going to put anything in my ass or do i just, i really had to assess whether i was ready for that. >> jimmy: were you? >> i was i guess, right.

>> jimmy: when in rome. >> yeah, when in greece, i guess. yeah, so i did a secret ceremony, it does not involve any penetrative activities, i guess you would say, again, not that i wouldn't have done it had it called for that, that's how much i believe in this charity. >> jimmy: is there a hand shake you learned. >> i can't do it because of the secrecy of the fraternity. >> jimmy: did they have a party, did you hang out with these kids. >> afterwards they were like will you go to a bar with us, i was like that will be a nightmare for me but i will go back to your apartment and smoke weed with all of you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's nice. >> so i went back to one of their small, terrible apartments, i was like where's the weed they're like we don't have any.

i'm like guys if there's ever a time to not have no weed it's now one of them ran out and went god know where's and came back within five minutes out of breath with a giant bag of weed. >> really? >> yeah. and i rolled a giant cross joint because that's my gimmick if i was to have one and we smoked it and they all got really stoned and asked me stupid questions for like three hours. it was fantastic. >> jimmy: wow. i was think being this today. i feel there's a mt. rushmore of people to smoke with. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and on that correct me if i disagree, i think obviously willie nelson. >> of course. >> jimmy: snoop dogg. >> yeah. >> jimmy: probably woody harrellson. >> yeah he did a lot for weed. he'd be a easy head to carve out of rock as well. >> jimmy: i feel you've bumped c he e ch and chong.

>> that's nice thank you. yeah, i've been smoking weed a long time. >> jimmy: do people give it to you or ask you for it. >> yeah i smoke out in public all the time and people will see me and ask if they can have some of my weed. >> jimmy: they do? >> which is crazy to me. >> jimmy: why is that crazy. >> because it's like if someone's drinking a drink like yo can i get a sip of your drink. i'd be a walking cold sore if i shared joints with everyone who asked to share joints with me. >> jimmy: so what do you tell them? >> i say no. if you see me in public and i'm not smoking weed please offer me your weed. >> jimmy: i see you will take it from someone else. seth rogen! "hilarity for charity" premieres tomorrow on netflix. and "blockers" opens in theatres tomorrow. we'll be right back

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"hilarity for charity" premieres tomorrow on netflix. and you produced a very funny movie that's coming out tomorrow as well. >> yeah it's called blockers or [ bleep ] blockers which is crazy that they call the movie that. >> jimmy: now you say they, you're the producer. >> i am but you know if you don't go into a movie with a strong title then studio becomes strong part of the conversation what the title is and what we wound up with is [ bleep ] blockers. i made a movie called sausage party and even [ bleep ] blockers crazy it's crazy good movie and don't assume a movie with that title would be good unless it's a porno yeah so the movie is [ bleep ] blockers. >> jimmy: they put a chick in there. >> insteds of the word [ bleep ] but you can put a chick in because of that.

which is crazy because then it's chicken blockers. it's confounding, honestly. >> jimmy: what's confounding is you have rely good reviews for this movie. >> yeah one of the best reviewed movies i've ever been associated with. and, yeah, it's really good. but it's called [ bleep ] blockers we thought [ bleep ] blockers was crazy and started to look into what it was called all over the world and was just as crazy if not crazier. >> jimmy: sometimes the translations are -- >> -- they're insane. they make bizarre translations in other countries. >> jimmy: had you had this before. >> super bad turned into super horny that's not that bad. this one had the craziest ones ever. >> jimmy: oh, by the way we worked on this probably longer than you worked on this movie.

we got a map of the world these are not jokes. >> this is 100% actually what the movie is called all over the world. >> jimmy: starting with the united states as we mentioned. >> [ bleep ] blockers. chicken blockers. >> jimmy: next what country. >> france parental consent that's actually a better title. >> jimmy: it's a little bit dry. >> this is lithuania seksui -- >> jimmy: don't even bother with that. >> which means no for sex. >> jimmy: also not a bad title. >> no for sex. >> jimmy: this is bulgaria. translates to -- >> sex in the summer of cuckoos now that is crazy. we did research and apparently chickens, this is true, are like, are a

in all sorts of country which is not fantastic my penis has a gobble but the rest. >> jimmy: okay what else. >> slovenia. not with my daughter. >> jimmy: sounds like a liam neeson movie. thailand. >> block sex happening. that's what it is actually about. >> jimmy: romania. >> forbidden to make. sex. you don't know what they're forb forbidden. there's a lot of suspense. this is the greatest thing, the best movie title of all my movies ever in taiwan operation

chicken container. [ cheers and applause ] again not necessarily that worse than [ bleep ] blockers. i have to say. we put into reason why it would be called that is it a container, no it's one who contains chickens. the container of chickens, this is the operation of those whose job it is to contain chickens. >> jimmy: it sounds like what the secret service might call getting lunch for president trump operation chicken container. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's the craziest title. but the movie is really good. please go see it. despite the crazy titles it's a sweet and hilarious movie that i recommend. and "blockers" opens in theatres tomorrow. "hilarity for charity" premieres tomorrow on netflix. we'll be right back with jaina lee ortiz. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi and welcome back. that's andy summers. like seth rogen, our next guest also spends her day in billowing clouds of smoke. she plays firefighter andy herrera on the new shonda rhimes show "station 19" -- watch it thursday nights here on abc. please welcome jaina lee ortiz. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: may i ask, is it jaina. >> it's my mom. hi mom. number one fan. >> jimmy: hi mom, how you doing. what's happening. does she follow you everywhere. >> jimmy: yeah. >> well that's not l that's not . >> yeah. >> jimmy: well that's nice your mom is here.

your dad was a police officer right. >> yeah retired homicide detective. i was going to hide this from him and keep it a secret but he found out. >> jimmy: about what? >> about the show. >> jimmy: why were you going to hide it from him, you didn't want him coming. >> yeah, well, you know, but he had people who called him and he called me up so you're going to be on the jimmy kimmel show. >> jimmy: so he's still doing detective work. >> right. >> jimmy: was it hard being a kid with a dad being a detective. >> a little. >> jimmy: because you can't get away with anything. >> no. >> jimmy: they're used to people lying to them all the time. >> yes he actually found out, my boyfriend at the time was a notorious street racer and my dad call mez up like, so, this little boyfriend of yours was arrested for street racing and i didn't know. >> jimmy: he did a background check on your boyfriend. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're married now. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: did he background check your husband. >> same guy. was my boyfriend at the time. >> jimmy: so it didn't matter to you. >> right. >> jimmy: is he still driving fast. >> hope not. >> jimmy: wow very interesting so not fun to bring boys home to meet dad. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: did he help you because you played a police officer once. >> police officer, detective, marine an now a [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so did he in anyway advise you on the appropriate way to do or does he correct you. >> oh, yeah of course he gives me tons of tips and tricks. >> jimmy: what are the tips and tricks. >> just to be aware. of your surroundings, approach everything with respect. he's a very intimidating man. >> jimmy: even when you're acting, i'm talking about on set. you are dressed as a police officer, obviously you aren't --

>> firefighter. >> jimmy: oh, yeah and before you were a police officer. >> right. >> jimmy: but firefighters and police officers have a bit of a rivalry, especially in new york so he wasn't upset you were a firefighter? >> no he loves it. >> jimmy: when you auditioned to play with shonda rhimes it's a big deal to be part of her shows does she do your lack of firefighter abilities account for the audition. >> i excited to take the candidate physical test. >> jimmy: you made that decision before or after the part. >> after i got the part. >> jimmy: so they let you do this. >> yeah they didn't know. i just said i want to know what it is that firefighters have to go through physically. so i passed the test. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it a physical test? >> yeah it measures an individual's abltd to handle physical demands. >> jimmy: what do you have do do

in that test. >> it's eight different task assessments conducted one after another. one you have to climb the stair climb machine with three minutes with 40 pound vest. >> jimmy: okay. >> you have to carry 160 pounds up flightslightslightslights >> jimmy: in case there's a fire at sears. >> is sears even open still. >> jimmy: sears is still open everybody we'll all go there after the show. >> yes that was very physically challenging test. >> jimmy: i see if you failed that test would you have recused yourself from the show. >> i recorded myself i would not have shown them that tape. no. >> jimmy: did you continue until you got it. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you were a dancer when you were how old? >> nine. >> jimmy: oh, nine! >> nine years old i started and dance thed professionally 15 to

>> jimmy: where do you dance at restaurants. >> like when i'm serving food. hi. no, no, internationally. basically at conventions, i would perform and teach workshops. >> jimmy: so there's salsa conventions. >> yeah they knew me as jessica i was born jessica ortiz. >> jimmy: there's a salsa scene. i see and you would train people. so if you went on dancing with the stars you would crush everybody, right. mom's chiming in from the audience. yeah. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: you must be fun at weddings. i would think you're very welcome. >> you know what i haven't been to a wedding. >> jimmy: ever? >> maybe one in my life. >> jimmy: really. wow. you've been to firefighter training school and not a wedding? do you have any friends?

>> you know i haven't even been on vacation for about six years, i need to get out. >> jimmy: what's going on with you. lay down on the couch. let me do some head examination. >> it's been work, work, work for seven years straight. >> jimmy: well take a break go online, make some new friends. >> i have you as a friend. >> jimmy: i'm your only friend that's pathetic. well it's great meet you. >> thank you so much >> jimmy: jaina lee ortiz! "station 19" airs thursdays at 9:00 pm on abc. and we shall return with music from i'm with her. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. e6 7s ( ♪ ) your heart doesn't only belong to you.

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♪ ♪ if there was another way out i'd take it ♪ ♪ if there was another way down i'd go ♪ ♪ if there was another way other than the highway ♪ ♪ show me on a map point out the road ♪ ♪ waitin' for the sight of headlights flashin' fussing with the dial on the radio ♪ ♪ burning through the pages of the rand mcnally ♪ ♪ fire in my belly gonna keep you warm ♪ ♪ if there was another way out i'd take it ♪ ♪ if there was another way down i'd go ♪ ♪ if there was another way other than the highway ♪ ♪ show me on a map point out the road ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ everybody wants a piece of me everybody wants to see what i see ♪

♪ everybody wants a piece of me everybody wants to see what i see ♪ ♪ but i can't just give it to you ♪ ♪ i'm sick of this routine baby shake yourself out of your drowsy sleep ♪ ♪ leaving you the keys on the kitchen counter aren't you getting tired of the passenger seat ♪ ♪ take a minute to remember baby think of my hand pressing on your back ♪ ♪ when you said you hoped no one would ever love me i'll never forgive you ♪ ♪ if there was another way out i'd take it ♪ ♪ if there was another way down i'd go ♪ ♪ if there was another way other than the highway ♪ ♪ show me on a map point out the road ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ everybody wants

a piece of me everybody wants to see what i see ♪ ♪ but i can't just give it to you like that ♪ ♪ say you want a piece of me say you want to see what i see ♪ ♪ but i can't just give it to you like that ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ♪ ♪ everybody wants a piece of me everybody wants to see what i see ♪ ♪ but i can't just give it to you like that ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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