i'm dan ashley. >> i'm kristen s ♪> i'm kristen s [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, dwayne johnson. from "blockers," ike barinholtz, and music from hayley kiyoko, and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. thanks everybody. welcome. very nice of you. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate your enthusiasm. [ cheers and applause ] i'm glad you're feeling this way because -- we had a little bit of a weird

day at the office today because we had no college basketball games. all of the tvs were off, no one knew what to do. someone said, maybe we should work, but everyone laughed and checked instagram again. last night villanova beat michigan in men's college basketball. [ cheers and applause ] we had about 75 people in our office pool and one of our producers gina won it, she beat everybody and asked her on a scale of one to ten how much do you follow college basketball -- she said zero. that's how it goes. you know nothing and you win. like being president in a way. [ cheers and applause ] but i do want to say -- congratulations to villanova -- they're a dominant team. no team came within twelve points of beating villanova all tournament long. their coach, jay wright, didn't even have to go an inspiring speech. just, like, go out and do the

same thing as last time. this is the second title for the city of philadelphia this year. they won the super bowl and went crazy and last night show this video they went crazy again. there was a huge gathering in the street. revellers reveling. fans burned -- they started that fire with their own shirts. it was like the opposite of a wet t-shirt contest. a big bon fire. this guy climbs on a street sign you, i have no idea how he got down, the police grease the poles specifically so that people won't climb them. and they do anyway. if i was in charge i'd use crazy glue. you want to climb that pole? you're going to be up there for a while. this was the second title for villanova in only three years. and one student, i was impressed. this kid took some time to remind us a win like this isn't just about the basketball team. >> what do you think about the way they dominated like that tonight? >> it was pretty crazy. from the beginning you don't expect it but once we made it to

the final four, the passion of all of the villanova students and all the basketball players, it's there. and we don't just thrive in academics, but you passion you see is not only in basketball but academics as well for villanova. chica [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, sounds like someone's running for student body president. [ cheers and applause ] i never heard anything like that, what a nerd, i mean really think he may have swallowed an admissions brochure. so we have nothing to talk about now until "game of thrones" companies back. [ cheers and applause ] a new major league baseball season is under way which means a celebration in houston, texas. they unveiled the astros championship banner yesterday. man, oh man, did they knock this one out of the park. >> 2017 world series championship banner. ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: like, what? and no, that's not working. let's get out the leaf blower and see if we can -- [ laughter ] the guy with the leaf blower is my favorite. so then they got one of those things old people use to get cans off the shelf. and that really wasn't working. so the guy went back up there and finally the leaf blower did prevail and there you go. world series champions. [ cheers and applause ] you know, you know when they say you're off to a banner start? that's not what they meant. hey, by the way, speaking of champions, i want to mention,

slash, upon congratulate myself. [ laughter ] according to a new survey by the car care council they asked 22,000 people which late night host would you trust most to work on your car. and guess who finished on top. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. me. i got 27.6%. jimmy fallon was second. stephen colbert was third and james cornyn came in last. although in fairness to him, that's because any time he gets near a car, he starts singing, he gets distracted. i have to say, i'm flattered. i had a 1981 mazda rx 7 in 1992, rotary engine, went to pepboys, bought the chilton manual and did did myself, and it ran like

a dream. in other words, good choice, america. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that was the last thing i did. this poll must be killing jay leno. he would have won with 100% of the vote on this, right. i also want to give a shout out, they asked which auto mechanic would you most want to host a late night talk show and the winner was koot er-martinez from sunnyside auto repair in california. i don't do any auto repair, but i do change the oil in guillermo's hair once a week. keeps me very, very busy. >> that's right, jimmy, you're the best. >> thank you. we have a big show for you. we're in good hands if there's an earthquake tonight because dwayne johnson is here. [ cheers and applause ] he's promoting -- he's got a new movie called "rampage" which is based on either the classic video game or what happens when the president runs out of mcnuggets. i'm not sure, but we'll find out

later. at the white house today president trump had lunch with baltic leaders. is there any chance he knew what baltic leaders were before lunch? or after lunch, for that matter. even those he's in the middle of this russia stuff, he took time to make one of the most ridiculous claims of his presidency. >> getting along with russia is a good thing, not a bad thing. now maybe we will, maybe we won't, probably nobody's been tougher to russia than donald trump. [ laughter ] >> ha, ha. >> what a country, huh? >> jimmy: could be yakov smirnoff's time to shine again, right? the president made this preposterous statement several times today. he's really hammering it. even when he talks about a

country that tampers with our election, this is what he said. >> nobody has been tougher on russia, but getting along with russia would be a good thing, not a bad thing, and just about everybody agrees to that, except very stupid people. >> jimmy: right, and i know stupid people. i know the stupidest people because they work for me. meanwhile in russia yesterday the postal service in russia launched their first ever mail-delivering drone. cutting edge stuff. >> translator: i'm very happy that we're launching this project here today which should undoubtedly be successful. >> wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: ha, ha that's real. we did not fool with that. that's how it went. hey, while we're on the subject of the post office, the president has been lashing out at amazon this week, repeatedly,

for -- he says amazon has been taking advantage of the u.s. postal service. after he claimed the post office loses $1.50 for every amazon delivery, which isn't true, he tweeted this. he tweeted, saying, i am right about amazon costing the u.s. post office massive amounts of money for being their delivery boy. amazon should pay these not have them born, spelled wrong, by the american taxpayer. leaders don't have a clue, or do they? why insult the post office by calling them delivery boys? they're adults. the trump has it out for amazon because owner jeff bezos owns "the washington post," the newspaper that is constantly digging up stories on him and his people. and also trump is jealous because jeff besos is actually a billionaire. but amazon has lost $60 billion

in valuation this week since trump started going after them. their stock price has dropped. they are smart, amazon came up with something else. >> here at amazon we want to make sure your delivery gets to you in the most efficient, streamlined way possible. and in light of recent criticism of our use of the u.s. postal service, amazon is proud to introduce our newest innovation in delivery. amazon cannon. with recommissioned cannons loaded in amazon hubs throughout the country, our delivery gets right to you. >> ah! [ bleep ]! >> no post office? no problem. amazon, you're getting it, no matter what. >> jimmy: all right, as long as you get it. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, i don't know, do you know who lou dobbs is? this is who he is, an old lady

on a show on fox business channel. according to "the daily beast," the president likes to call lou dobbs and put him on speaker at the white house to see his thoughts, like his own private business channel. so lou is on the phone and all of the cabinet has to sit there while dobbs weighs in. in fairness obama did the same thing with kathie lee and hoda. they listen in and chime in. meanwhile, team trump is now trying to move stormy daniels lawsuit to private arbitration instead of court because he's shy, doesn't like to have his name out there. trump wanting to take stormy a little bit more private is how he got into this mess in the first place. but the president did not tweet about this today. he still hasn't tweeted ever about stormy daniels. instead, he tweeted thank you to rasmussen for the honest

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show. tonight from the new movie "blockers," ike barinholtz is here. then, her album came out friday. it's called "expectations." hayley kiyoko from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] today is hayley's 27th birthday. but she will be singing to us instead of the other way around. you can see her live starting next wednesday in san diego. tomorrow night john cena will be here, congressman joe kennedy iii will join us, and we'll have music from rozzi, and on thursday, seth rogen, jaina lee ortiz, plus music from i'm with her. so please join us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a big, big movie star, maybe the biggest, who co-stars alongside an oversized ape named george in

the new movie "rampage." it opens in theaters and imax a week from friday. please welcome dwayne johnson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. >> jimmy: i'm looking at you and just imagining what it would look like if i wore that sweater. >> it would look amazing. >> jimmy: would look like i bought half a sack of potatoes. >> and bumps and lumps. >> jimmy: in all the wrong places how you doing. >> doing great, man. it's good to see you. >> jimmy: good to see you you too. the last time you were here in september, you announced you and your girlfriend were having another baby. >> yeah, baby number two. >> jimmy: so now we're five months later, where's the baby? >> well, it was, well -- came

early actually. >> jimmy: oh, congratulations. >> this past sunday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> so, this past sunday we're sleeping, about 2:00 in the morning she wakes me up, hey, we gotta get up, i'm having the baby. and it was like a full on, full-tilt boogie, going a hundred miles an hour, grabbing the backpacks that we had prepared, making the calls i had to make, going to the hospital, jumping in the car, making sure the nanny came over to watch the other baby. and we get in the car and as soon as we're backing up, she's like "april fools"! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: really? that's horrible. >> ha, ha. yeah. she's like april fool's. i'm like lauren, no. >> jimmy: you're girlfriend's insane. that's an insane thing to do. >> it's crazy. it's so insane literally that

story i just told you is complete [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: what? she didn't do it? >> so april fool's! >> jimmy: it's too late for april's fool's, it doesn't last all month. that's not fair. >> it's all month long. but it was a good story, right? >> jimmy: so you're alert to that sort of that, that if that were to happen, you probably would not have been tricked. >> i'm ready to go. >> jimmy: would you fly in a helicopter to deliver the baby and fly off. >> fly off, look at the camera, the baby's a girl. i'm ready. >> jimmy: you're in a promotional tour right now. are you going to other countries? >> truth is we're expecting in probably the next two weeks. >> jimmy: oh! >> yeah, so i'm on code red, high alert. i have to go -- we went to the baby doctor today. everything's looking great. >> jimmy: good. >> and so now this friday i have

to go to shanghai and we start -- >> jimmy: you can't go to shanghai. >> i have got to go. but we have an understanding, that's the thing. >> jimmy: you and shanghai or you and your girlfriend? >> me and shanghai have a wonderful, we go way back. as of now the plan is, the doctor said it looks like we're going to be okay, the baby should be born when it is due which is april 25th. >> jimmy: okay. >> so we'll see. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> i mean, we're taking a chance here, taking a shot. first going to shanghai and then london for "rampage" and then will come back. >> jimmy: then what when the baby graduates high school you'll be there. >> here's the thing, in the event, especially in shanghai not like i can get back right away. >> jimmy: no. >> i'm going to need a very good friend of mine, a dula who will help me deliver, it's got to be you. >> jimmy: well, i would love to

be the dula. can i be honest with you? i'd be more than happy to fill in for you. i will wear one of your outfits, the whole thing. i'll get in there, scrub real good. i know how to wash my hands really, really well. >> perfect. needs to stay up here. >> jimmy: one thing i won't do is cut will umbilical cord. would you do it? >> i was right there. >> jimmy: not me. >> why? >> jimmy: because it's patronizing like you're a mayor cutting the ribbon, you know what, i don't want to screw up my kid's bellybutton, that's why. i don't want to be the one with the meaty belly button their whole lives. thanks again, dad, for the great job on this. >> ha, ha. >> jimmy: i said that's left to the professionals. >> got it. >> jimmy: so this is a big month for you? >> it is a big month. >> jimmy: it is. how's your dad, for those who don't know, your dad was a professional wrestling champion,

rocky johnson. how's he doing? >> he's doing great. he was the first black tag team champion for the wwe back in the early '80s. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. he is doing very good now. he's had just a tough life in the world of wrestling, had his knees done, just had his hip done. here's what's funny out of this circumstance. he's a tough guy, right? he had his hip done and i get a call from him. he is like how you doing, i'm like how you doing, he's like my hip is good, going to come along but don't worry about me, i'm gonna be fine. i said, so what's going on? he said the doctor said that the bucket seats in my car would be much better if the car was a cadillac escalade. [ laughter ] wait, what? the doctor said this? no, really, the doctor said the bucket seats -- but the crazy thing is i literally just got him a car last christmas.

he wanted this ford explorer. he's like but the problem is the bucket seats. so i was laughing like you. i thought it was the funniest [ bleep ] i've ever heard. >> jimmy: he was trying to be sly with that. >> trying to be slick with it. i'm like, you got it. >> jimmy: you took care of it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you get that a lot from your family? >> oh, yeah, gotta take care of pops. you got to. >> jimmy: do you get that a lot from your family. >> well, here's the thing, i do have an issue, a little sickness that i have, where i really enjoy buying cars and giving cars -- >> jimmy: oh, to people. >> like my family. and such. the big brown ball tattooed oprah. >> jimmy: you don't give them to strangers but to people you know? >> no, i don't give them to strangers. i give them to people i know. if they ask for it i don't give it to them. but i do enjoy that and i do have this problem. >> jimmy: so that's the rule, if you ask, you will not get it. >> you will not receive. >> jimmy: who has received cars?

>> oh, you know, multiple family members, housekeepers. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i do enjoy it. >> jimmy: wow, you dulas, do they get cars? >> yes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they do, that's good to know. >> you will get a car, yes. >> jimmy: that's great news. so in other words if you are a member of the johnson family and have not received a car -- [ laughter ] -- from cousin dwayne, that means cousin dwayne doesn't like you that much, right? >> it probably means it's coming. >> jimmy: he likes you less than he likes his housekeeper. >> ha, ha. >> jimmy: dwayne johnson is here. his movie is "rampage." we'll be right back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] our bodies grow babies. we run marathons, companies, solve problems. how? we fuel ourselves,

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>> oh, [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: oh, look at that. that's dwayne johnson! "rampage" opens in theaters and imax a week from friday. that's fun. being able to explain to your child like that, daddy was off selling a movie where he and a monkey fight a lizard. >> yes, you understand that. yes. >> jimmy: that's what i was doing for you. >> but, daddy, who's my snoot cgi was fantastic. >> it was fantastic. we had weda, who created lord of the rings and "avatar." so inspired by this. very excited. >> jimmy: when you're acting with the gorilla, is there a giant tennis ball there or --

>> great question. >> jimmy: thank you. >> wonderful question. general in cgi movies, a lot of times there's a tennis ball, green screen. in this case, we used motion capture technology. much like "planet of the apes," who was considered for an oscar. we have someone study the mannerisms of the gorilla for years, he is 6'9" with motion capture cameras everywhere and he was my gorilla, he was my best friend george. in emotional scenes he would be sad and he studied gorillas and -- was primatologist. so it was spectacular. that's why a lot of people are responding to the movie, because when you see it, and you see our albino gorilla george, my best friend crying, get emotional, it's really someone behind the eyes doing it.

it's really phenomenal. >> jimmy: john cena will be here tomorrow night. he's taken a similar path to yours. he became famous in wrestling and now he's acting. is there any rivalry between the two of you? do you kind of go, yeah, he's doing okay, but i'm dwayne johnson here. >> we had a great rivalry in the wwe. >> jimmy: but that was fake rivalry. >> but you can ask him this. in the world of wrestling, it is fictionalized, it's a tv show. but we had -- our rivalry and now we can look back on it -- it was so real. like, we had real problems with each other. >> jimmy: wow. >> we really did. which led to -- at that time, they were still doing a pay-per-view model. we broke records. like, we had real issues with each other. now what's great about our relationship, he's one of my

best friends. we talk all the time. i'm rooting for him to win. >> jimmy: you're like magic and larry, you've come this far. >> like magic and larry, exactly. absolutely. [ applause ] >> jimmy: nothing negative you want to say about him? >> no, the thing is, when you do see him, send him my love. but, listen, dj wants to remind you, if he ever acts up, i will knock his teeth so far down his throat that he'll stick a toothbrush up his ass to brush it. >> jimmy: oh, okay. let me write that down. yeah. will this be an electric tooth brush because it can make a big difference. >> not electric. >> jimmy: we'll go with rectal b. >> soft bristles. >> jimmy: very good to see you. thank you very much.

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it's called "blockers." please welcome ike barinholtz. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how well you clean up. >> how are you, pal? >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you, i rented this. i have to give it back. >> jimmy: whose idea of the -- idea was the pocket square? >> i make these. on squares.net. >> jimmy: didn't know that. everything all right? >> yeah, how you doing? >> jimmy: doing well, very good to see you. i know you got a lot going on. >> i got a couple things going on one or two things. >> jimmy: didn't you work together? >> i did. stopped and had a great chat, not with him, with his body guard that said, it's not gonna happen. he was busy looking at his phone, didn't want to bug him.

>> jimmy: how much direction did you have? >> i wrote a movie he was in called "central intelligence." [ cheers and applause ] it was a minor hit for him. i mean now everything is a hit. >> jimmy: it was like $200 million. >> that's pocket change for him. but they somehow put me and the other writer with him and kevin hart. which is who cares about writers when you have these two guys. they love each other, like, one thing i'll say about kevin hart he's a worker, a grinder and he's an inspiration to me and i'm motivated. and kevin hart is like, he's global, this man is global! i want someone to talk about me that way. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you do a lot of impressions? >> i do. >> jimmy: maybe most famously president obama. >> yeah, i mean, we haven't heard him in so long. i would love to hear his take on things now. >> michelle, i just followed stormy daniels on twitter. are you reading this?

this is insane. he must wake up every day like you got to be kidding me. i wore a tan suit one time! unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: it's an excellent obama. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what is the most obscure impersonation you do, besides every member of the howard stern show. >> let me see, mark debaggard, no. well -- you know, i have children. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i used to like watch, like, cool shows, like the sopranos, the wire. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> now it's mostly -- have you ever heard of a show called "paw patrol"? >> jimmy: watch it every day. >> it's a great show. really good show. >> jimmy: great theme song. >> it's so good it's impossible to not sing in your head all the time. >> jimmy: like blink 182 recorded a children's show theme

song. >> i sing that version of it. and then i saw lynn manuel miranda did like apn acapella rendition one day. so i got that in my head with with the paw patrol." but the central protagonist is mayor humdinger. he's a jerk. >> jimmy: not that bad i can't figure him out really. >> he's my favorite character. i'm mayor humdinger and don't want the paw patrol to ever come here me. -- near me. i want the coconut now. if you are 4 -- my daughter loves it. >> jimmy: my daughter loves it too. she's 3 and a half years old. i'm fascinated with this paw patrol. >> it's amazing. first of all it's about five puppies who go on these rescue missions. >> jimmy: a town full of adults when they have a problem they call dogs.

>> not just dogs, puppies. the most helpless dogs. but their boss is a human man. boy. it's a boy. a human boy. so, i just want to know how did the agency come about. was it like this writer just had a box of puppies one day and was like i'm going to teach you how to save everything. or were they born with these special powers? >> jimmy: i wonder where they are getting funding for their equipment. they have between 3 and $5 billion worth of hovercrafts and submarines. and a paw patroller that is incredible. it's jeff bezos. >> jimmy: is that right? is that what he's doing. >> he's the money behind it all. >> jimmy: how many kids do you have now? >> up until two days i had two -- now i have three. >> jimmy: oh, congratulations. >> still got the hospital bracelet on. >> jimmy: you know what's funny

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>> jimmy: that's perfect. once every two minutes. and you have nude men in the movie. >> we're sick of seeing nude women in movies so we see john cena's -- the clinical term is anus. >> jimmy: you do really? >> you don't see it but it is assumed and his butt cheeks are there underneath. he shows a lot. and gary cole, one of our finest character actors. >> jimmy: from "veep"? >> yes, shows his penis ball back. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes, he shows it all. >> jimmy: there's a scene you get grabbed. and gripped. >> yes. >> jimmy: was that a stunt? >> that was a stunt. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> it was a pretty rigorous casting process. >> jimmy: for the stuntman. >> because it was my testicles being represented and i didn't want people to walk away like, that movie was very funny and

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank dwayne johnson, ike barinholtz, and apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. this is her album, it's called "expectations." here with the song "curious," hayley kiyoko!

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