>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- eva longoria. comedian sebastian maniscalco. and music from daniel caesar and h.e.r. and now, for good measure -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. welcome, welcome. thanks. hi. hello, there. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. oh, that's very nice. thanks for joining us. today was -- thank you. [ cheers and applause ]

that's very nice. hey, i'm glad -- i watched tv all day today as i do almost every day. facebook, the ceo of facebook, mark zuckerberg, have you heard of facebook? you know what this is? mark zuckerberg testified before the senate judiciary and commerce committees today to explain how and why all your personal information somehow wound up in the hands of a foreign country. without you knowing it. you did know this, right? did anyone get a message from facebook telling them this happened to them? i knew they didn't send it to anyone. i really did. anyway, mark zuckerberg testified for more than five hours today. it was tough. but then at the end hearing he wowed senators by presenting them with a slide show he made of all the memories they shared together, so it was nice. [ laughter ] it was interesting, probably the best part was getting to see mark zuckerberg in big boy clothes. he has a suit. it turns out. he defended himself well.

he said, hey, listen, i didn't do this it was the winklevoss twins that invented this stupid thing. facebook has admitted as many as 270 million accounts are or may be fake and used to spread false information online, although let's be honest, most real facebook accounts are used to spread false information online. "my husband is wonderful." yeah, he made dinner one time, he's wonderful, congratulations. some of the questioning was about data collection and the fact that ads will pop up based on what you think are private searches. you're looking for something, all of a sudden new year's ther for it on your facebook page. one senator in particular, bill nelson of florida, had a very specific way of asking about this. >> yesterday when we talked,sy gave the relatively harmless example that i'm communicating with my friends on facebook and indicate that i love a certain kind of chocolate.

and all of a sudden i start receiving advertisements for chocolate. what if i don't want to receive those commercial advertisements? >> jimmy: then you wouldn't get any chocolate, i guess. [ laughter ] i don't know. it's always interesting to see our senators asking questions at a hearing like this, especially when the subjects they're covering, like facebook, aren't in their areas of expertise. >> is. the issues we're talking about today aren't just issues for facebook and our community. they're issues and challenges for all of us as americans. thank you for having me here today. and i'm ready to take your questions. >> mr. zuckerberg, i want to thank you for testifying here today. before we get into the privacy issues, if someone pokes me, is that a sex thing? >> that i agree i think is clearly bad activity. we want to get down. and we're generally proud of how

well we do with that. >> mr. zuckerberg, a straight yes or no. can anyone see those pictures i sent to my intern? >> no, senator. the first line of urterms of service say that you control and own the information and content you put on facebook. >> thank god. >> mr. zuckerberg, let's skip the pleasantries and get to the question that most of my constituents would like answered. is it mag basic to post a selfie of your feet while on vacation? >> um -- uh -- no >> i thank you for your candor. >> jimmy: no, i think he might be wrong on that one, i think that is pretty mag basic. [ cheers and applause ] you see what was happening there. president trump was up bright and early on twitter this morning to unleash some morning rage. yesterday as you know the fbi raided his lawyer's office. today we learned what they were

looking for. documents related to hush money paid to porn star stormy daniels and former playboy playmate karen mcdougal. you know when your mom goes under your mattress looking for dirty magazines? this is the like the fbi version of that. [ laughter ] and the president isn't pleased. you can actually tell how upset trump is based on the way he tweets the words "witch hunt." so six weeks ago this is how he wrote, he tweeted all caps, exclamation point, witch hunt. that's level one. three weeks ago he tweeted again in all caps, a total witch hunt, with massive conflicts of interest, exclamation point. and then this morning he went right to a total witch hunt, three -- all caps and three exclamation points, which means run. [ applause ] how funny is it that he just randomly tweets a total witch hunt, he puts that out there. it really is what that means. he's not just tweeting randomly, he's tweeting back at the television.

he assumes everyone is watching the same show he is because he can't imagine a world in which he is not the center of everything. and by the way, he is the center of everything, it turns out he was right. the best part of this witch hunt that he blames on democrats, the search warrant to raid trump's lawyer's office was approved by the u.s. attorney for the southern district of new york, and that person was appointed by -- donald trump. that's right. [ laughter ] the witches are hunting themselves now. i think witch hunt cook the new mag. it's catchy. yeah, let's see how it looks on a hat. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] why is it so big? oh, look, it's made in china, just like most of the trump products. trump also tweeted, attorney-client privilege is dead. donald trump's like your facebook friend who likes to be

the first to tell everyone a celebrity died. these are things he pronounced dead. daca, dead. steel and aluminum, dead. collusion, dead. russian collusion, dead. obamacare, "vanity fair," cnn, "the view," "the daily news," "the new york review," "rolling stone," "the rosie o'donnell show," no one pronounces more things dead than donald trump. when he gets impeached he's going to run for the county coroner's office just so he can pronounce things dead. [ cheers and applause ] you know when bill clinton was exposed in the monica lewinski scandal, that all came to light because of an investigation into whitewater, which was a totally different thing, had nothing to do with sex, it was a real estate investment deal they were looking into, then it became monica lewinski. a similar thing ises happening now with the russians and stormy daniels, which is understandably very confusing for pat robertson, the host of "the 700 club."

>> if you would please tell me, somebody would tell me, how a stripper or whatever else she was, you know -- what was she, besides a stripper? >> well, i mean -- >> a porn star. how that in any way is impacted by the russians in the election. >> jimmy: well, what happened was, the special counsel led by -- oh, never mind, you're 100 years old. we have that clip because we have a kid at the show whose job it is to watch "the 700 club" every day. he's the only person under 80 watching this show. his name is jesse. he watches pat robertson daily. one of the things pat does is answer questions from viewers. jesse has started writing questions to pat using his girlfriend's name, sylvia. today finally, after many, many tries, jesse, aka sylvia, got a question on the air. >> this is sylvie yeah dear pat, i have an overwhelming fear of

horses. when i was just a girl a horse from a horse-drawn carriage tried to bite my face. it was a clads date with those hurry hooves, can you imagine, i've been terrified of them ever since. i do not want to feel this fear. i know you're an expert equestrian so i thought i should turn to you. what should i do to overcome my fear of horses? >> well, i think what you've got to do is to get with them. a clydesdale is a huge monster. they are great, big beasts. the thing tried to bite you? awful. >> jimmy: yeah, that's awful. well done, jesse, or sylvia, whatever your name is, i'm proud to employ you here at the show. pat, don't worry, we'll never do that again. [ laughter ] back to donald trump. because that's what we should be focused on. according to multiple white house sources, the president is furious and stewing. or maybe just furious and they ran out of stew, i don't know. but in any event, this collusion palooza is expanding, it's a lot

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. eva longoria, music from d from caesar and h.e.r. on the way.

have you seen the trailer for the newhan solo movie? disney released a new trailer for sew he "star wars" story, the han solo origin story. we did get some interesting information out of this including the fact that chewbacca he reveal is 190 years old. and also not a real guy. he's made up. [ laughter ] there's no real chewbacca, did you know that? if chew bacchus 190 years old in the prequel, we had the nerds at the show figure out, that would mean in "the last jedi" he was 234 years old. which explains why "the millennium falcon" was always flying around with a turn signal on. he's a very old -- uh -- [ laughter ] you know, there's a new royal baby coming. it's coming out of the duchess, kate middleton. she is expected to give birth sometime this month. i don't know, when i think they're keeping it secret. the royal baby, this is a very big deal for england, the british equivalent of a beyonce

birth, so you can understand. [ laughter ] it will be the third child for kate, and prince william, her husband. while nobody knows the gender of the kid yet, you can bet on what the child's name will be, you can wager on it. this is how the royals make their money. they have kids then bet on the names and they win. a lot of people are interested in this stuff. so we want to have some fun with it. this afternoon we went on the street, we asked pedestrians if they heard the royal baby's name and what they thought of it. of course the baby hasn't been born yet. we made all these names up. but did that stop people from weighing in on it? people from all over the globe? let's find out in tonight's edition of "lie witness news." >> we're talking to americans about the birth of the new royal baby. >> yes! royal baby! >> what were your thoughts? >> i was extremely diet. we need more babies in the world that come with joy and loving families and just excitement and just welcoming and cultural. and just -- they're royal. i mean, we need more royalty. i mean, i love confine

elizabeth, but girl we can need some morrelltives. >> what did you think of the name treacle t. winterbottom. >> tinkle t. is a good way to be. >> what are people saying about the new royal's name dumbledore cumberbatch. what is the word on the street? >> that's right, i don't know, a little strange for me. i don't hear anything good about the name. i think it doesn't fit for a royal baby. normally it's charles or common names. i think it's a very strange name because nobody knows the name, it's absolutely uncommon, and it doesn't belong to a royal family, really. >> what are people saying about it? >> it's really weird, they don't accept it, they don't hear that name before. >> they don't like it? >> they don't loike it, of course. >> what was your reaction to the new baby vermouth mcgillicutty. >> they're going to have a hard time at school pronouncing that.

>> talking to people about the name of the new royal baby. they named it thomas, but chef "o" they used a doughnut emoji, what do you think kate did that? >> maybe to seem more hip since meghan is about to marry prince harry, mix it up a little bit. >> it's interesting, it's different. if they like it, we'll support it. >> what is the reaction on the street to the new royal baby's name humperdinck patchybottom? >> beautiful reaction. it's a new life coming into the world, it's a beautiful thing, you know what i'm saying? >> are people excited about the name? >> definitely, for sure. >> what are they saying about it? >> they love it, real british, real cultural name. >> you're from germany. what were your thoughts when they brought the baby out to the terrace and they threw out the golden goblet of the baby's urine ton to the crowd? is it time to put that tradition to bed knowing what we know about science? >> it's difficult. some people choose yes. it's -- it's -- it's --

everybody has to do what he wants and how he wants. >> did you see when they threw out the goblet of the royal urine onto the crowd, you saw that? >> yes, yes. they want it. >> exciting, isn't it? >> yes, yes. >> is there anyone's urine that you'd throw onto the crowd in germany? >> yes, some. someone. but not everybody. >> this is a golden chalice of the babe's urine that's thrown out onto the crowd, i'm sure you've seen that. >> yeah, no thank you. no thank you. i'm sure it's got -- >> it's well attended. >> yeah, but i don't think it's sanitary. >> i'm sure you saw elton john perform the circumcision. was that a wise move? or fun? >> for him it was fun, i guess. >> did you see that? >> yeah, i saw a glimpse of it. >> how did you think elton john did with the circumcision? >> i think it was a pretty good action from him, being the first time. >> if it was his first time. >> if it was his first time.

true, true. but it looked as his first time, anyway. >> i don't know if you saw john lennon did a tribute concert for the baby. did you know he was such a good xylophone player? >> i don't know what a xylophzxe is. >> did you see -- the banjo, did you know he was such a wonderful banjo player? >> i did, he's really good. >> would you like to congratulate john lennon on his wonderful banjo playing? >> congratulations, john lennon, you're amazing. >> well done. >> thank you, ladies. >> isn't john lennon dead? >> rude. he's not the best performer, but -- >> okay, i'm a tourist, you tricked me. oh my god. i'm terrible. i didn't think. >> that's all right, i'm not really british. >> oh, you're really good. good at your job. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: all right, thanks, everybody. tonight on the show, we have music from daniel caesar with h.e.r. comedian sebastian maniscalco is here. and we'll be right back with eva longoria. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: come play the nike game of go, tomorrow at l.a. live in downtown los angeles. nike react -- it's all about choosing go! evacuations are underway as a meteor heads toward the metro area. go, go, go, go, go! we can fit more! there's still more room! we gotta go. juicer! we don't have a juicer! the volkswagen tiguan. it fits everything you need, and everything you don't. 60% of women wear the wrong size pad and can experience leaks. you don't have to with always my fit try the next size up

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the show. tonight, he's a comedian and an author too. this is his new memoir, titled "stay hungry." sebastian maniscalco is here. [ cheers and applause ] then, his debut album is called "freudian," and her debut e.p. is called "h.e.r. b-sides." daniel caesar and h.e.r., from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, anna faris will be here, chris hardwick will join us, and music from the regrettes. and on thursday, shia labeouf, sandra oh, and music from first aid kit. our first guest is a former miss corpus christi with a master's degree in chicano studies and a ph.d. in desperate housewiving.

and now alongside anna faris, the new take on the movie "overboard." >> i'm here to pick up my husband, the man with amnesia. >> you must be kate. dr. fletcher was so excited to get your call. we all were. i'll get him. almost forgot, here's everything he had with him. >> thank you. >> wait, okay, you're just nervous. >> really nervous. this is crazy. and probably illegal. >> jimmy: "overboard" opens in theaters may 4th. please welcome eva longoria! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow, you look fantastic. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: i really hope you're pregnant or this is going to be an uncomfortable conversation. >> i am pregnant. >> jimmy: how are you feeling?

>> i'm good, i'm good. i'm tired. >> jimmy: you are, yeah. >> i might fall asleep in this interview. >> jimmy: that's all right, if you fall asleep, just go ahead, i can talk forever on my own. feeling okay? >> i feel great. >> jimmy: you do. this is your first baby th? >> my first baby. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very exciting. >> it is uncomfortable. everything's uncomfortable. it's like -- everything -- it's not just your belly. everything gets bigger. my thighs, i've never seen my thighs so big, my boobs, they're in the way of everything. it's hard. >> jimmy: that's what happens, you know. they just -- children come and they just -- they give and they take. >> destroy your body. >> jimmy: yeah, but i have a feeling you'll snap right back. >> oh, i hope so. >> jimmy: do you ever forget you're pregnant? >> i always do. the other day i was sleeping, the alarm went off, i was going to jump out of bed. i was like, what is happening? [ laughter ] i can't get up! then my husband and i were talking like a month ago, talking about going snow skiing. we should go next weekend, we're

free. and he goes -- [ laughter ] i was like, oh, you got that thing? he's like, you're pregnant! oh my god, i forgot. >> jimmy: it's important to remember, especially when the baby comes, you have to remember you have the baby too. >> that's another thing. >> jimmy: how did you find out? did you do it at home with a test? >> i was directing, i direct comedies, "mic." >> jimmy: the show on fox. >> yeah. i was really tired and sick. and i was like, they must think i'm so lazy. but i was pregnant. >> jimmy: so that's -- did you tell everyone? or keep it quiet? >> i kept it quiet forever. my husband's like, how are we going to keep this under wraps? and i was like, they've been saying i'm pregnant every month for the last 20 years. >> jimmy: oh, right. >> it will be so easy. i had a burger and they're like, e eva's pregnant. i had a pizza, and they're like, baby bump. finally, the tabloids came out, like eva's gained weight. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> yeah, and i was like, i am pregnant! [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: i know you're very close with your family, are they super excited? >> yeah, they're all excited. >> jimmy: are they coming out to be a part of it? >> they are. i don't want them to. i want to like be -- like i need to absorb this moment by myself. i'll end up taking care of them, and cooking for them, making sure they're okay, and i don't have time. >> jimmy: but they don't care, right? >> no. >> jimmy: yeah, no. they're coming anyway. who's coming that you know of? >> we're both mexican, my husband and i -- meant the two of us. >> guillermo and i are mexican. no, we have very large families. >> jimmy: right, yeah. his family must want to be involved too. >> yeah, his family. >> jimmy: will his family be allowed in the delivery room? >> nobody's going to be there. >> jimmy: not even the doctor? >> i don't want anybody in there. >> jimmy: maybe even more exciting than a baby, you're getting a star on the hollywood walk of fame. >> i am. [ cheers and applause ]

so exciting. i couldn't -- i remember, y'all, i moved here 20 years ago almost to the day that i'm getting my star. and i remember landing in hollywood and coming straight to the walk of fame and looking down and i was like, one day i'm going to have one of these stars. >> jimmy: did you really have that thought? >> i even picked the space. >> jimmy: what space? >> la brea and hollywood. but that's not where i'm getting my star. >> jimmy: i looked into where you're getting the star. >> guess where? >> jimmy: you know where it is? >> next to you. >> jimmy: yeah, between us and hooters. [ laughter ] >> physically next to your star as well. >> jimmy: is it? did you ask for that? >> i did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was the right answer. >> "i want next to jimmy kimmel." it's going to be right outside your theater. >> jimmy: special to come and see that, and it comes true. >> it comes true. >> jimmy: you're starring in this movie. is it a remake of "overboard"? >> yes. >> jimmy: which was kurt russell and goldie hawn.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: are you kurt or goldie? >> i'm not, i'm the guy with the beard, kurt's best friend. >> jimmy: so the roles are reversed in this. >> yes. is people think anna faris is playing goldie hawn's part, and she's not, she's playing kurt russell's part. >> jimmy: interesting. >> it's so good and it makes so much more sense this remake. the guy being the one that's duped into thinking -- because the first one was a little kidnappy. >> jimmy: i only remember the poster. but i remember the poster really well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this one isn't as kidnappy? >> no, no. the actor who plays the rich person in the movie really deserves everything that comes to him. >> jimmy: oh. >> such an ass, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, i thought you meant in a good way. >> no. it's so funny, y'all are going to love it. i'm a big fan of the original. i was like, i don't know. >> jimmy: jenna fischer was here last week, she was saying that was her all-time favorite movie,

coincidentally. >> yes. >> jimmy: speaking of remakes, does anyone ever say to you, your friends, hey, how about redoing "december practices housewiv housewives"? >> oh, god, all the time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sure fans did it all the time -- >> you mean people who could make it happen? >> jimmy: they have "roseanne" on now, do they talk about putting "desperate housewives" back on the air? >> it comes up in interview but nobody from abc has brought it up. plus we were on for a decade and we did 24 end seweds a year, we fully mined those characters. >> jimmy: and you all hate each other now? >> felicity huffman and marcia are going to be at my star ceremony. we're very good friends. >> jimmy: all of you? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're always very candid. >> 99% of us. >> jimmy: 99%, that's a pretty

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>> jimmy: hi, there. still to come, daniel caesar and h.e.r. our next guest's success as a comedian is particularly remarkable when you consider the fact that his name barely fits on a marquee. his new memoir is called "stay hungry." please welcome sebastian maniscalco. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i have to say i don't think we've ever met. i'm glad to finally meet you. i feel we have a lot of things in common. >> we do. i saw you i think at my pediatrician's office. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> we were in the waiting room. >> jimmy: you don't go to an adult-size doctor? >> no i think we share the same pediatrician. i saw there, and i'm not the type of guy to go up and go, hey, how are you doing? it's like, oh, he's seeing my

doctor. >> jimmy: i assume you have a child, then? >> yes, close in age to your son. >> jimmy: do the whichgotcha. >> i got to tell the audience, the pediatrician we got, it's a lot different than the pediatrician i had growing up. in a way you get a guy -- this guy comes in a full suit. he had cologne on. he's checking my baby. so -- yeah the guy's a beautiful man. >> jimmy: he's a handsome guy. yeah, you go -- because my doctor in brooklyn was dr. difillipo. me delivered my mother, probably my grandmother too, he was like 900 years old. i don't know if he was a pediatrician, i don't know what he was. >> probably not. >> jimmy: if we got sick, that's where we would go. you're from an italian-american family. where food is very important. and i was surprised to learn if your book that you at one time worked at the olive garden.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: a waiter there? >> yeah, a waiter, 16 years old. and my dad's from sisterl sicil. i came home, dad, i got a job at the olive garden. he starts weeping. [ laughter ] he's like, i can't believe it, your grandmother had an olive garden, and now you're working at an olive garden? [ laughter ] i go, no, dad, it's an italian restaurant. he's like what? he'd never been there before. he came in to visit me once. and at the olive garden, if you've been, you sing a happy birthday song if somebody has a happy birthday. i never learned the song. so it was hard to get all of the other gardeners together. to sing the song. so i had to go in a lot of times acapella and fake it.

♪ from the pasta we made to the lasagna we made ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have you been back to the olive garden since? >> no, i have not. >> jimmy: you were talking about italian families. and one of the things that i knew you touched on is the evil eye. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now this is something when i explain it to my friends who are not italian -- even some who are -- they don't understand what i'm talking about. but explain what it is. >> i was so excited not only to come on your show because i've been a fan of you, when i heard you were privy to the evil eye. >> jimmy: oh, yes. i wore a horn to protect myself from the evil eye as a teenager. >> yes. for those who don't know the evil eye, you could be given it by someone who's jealous of you, or they could compliment you, you look great! what they're really doing is putting a curse on. [ laughter ]

so now you might have a different tale, but in my family, if you got this evil eye, in order to find out if you have it, there's a little bowl with water. >> jimmy: yep, that's right. >> put a little olive oil in the bowl. then take the middle finger and stir it three times. now, if the oil and water go together, you got it. >> jimmy: right. >> all right? >> jimmy: fit looks like a little eye, yeah, right. >> yeah. if there's two rings, though, a female gave to it you. >> jimmy: right. >> okay? i just heard this. this is a new one to me. fit looks like a bracelet, a man gave it to you. now do you have any variation to that story? >> jimmy: yeah, okay, i'll tell you, first of all you'd have to make the sign of the cross over the bowl of water three times. >> okay. >> jimmy: and then there were three drops of oil. very similar. it was always like the same bowl we'd eat out of, a pasta bowl. then there was a prayer that

could only be learned at midnight on christmas eve. >> okay, this is where i was talking to my father before the show. dad, there's something about a midnight something. he goes, there's no midnight! [ laughter ] there's oil and water! i go, no, there's a midnight thing in there. so i'm glad that you clarified. >> jimmy: my grandfather said he had to learn it at midnight. and then he would have to say the prayer over you. and once i got the evil eye, and it had to be removed from me, and it turned out, according to my family who did the investigation with the thing, it was a kid who came in and i had a toy the kid wanted. so the kid gave me the evil eye and left. >> so here's one. is there something in the water that says it's a kid? >> jimmy: oh! i don't think so. >> to the google people, is this even on google? i don't even know. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> it's guys like you that have these stories passed down. that i don't think google knows about. >> jimmy: i remember thinking even at that time thinking my

family was crazy. even when i was a kid. thinking, there's no way this is real. could possibly be real. but i was, of course, interested in the miystery of it. >> did you guys have -- we had a horseshoe that was over the door. but it was upside down. now that's supposed to keep the demons away. >> jimmy: i lived in vegas. we had the horseshoe in vegas. i mean, bennion's horseshoe. that's where we'd go to get away from demons. we did have a lot of horseshoes although i never thought it was for anything other than general luck. my grandfather would throw horseshoes too. we didn't have horses, just the shoes. >> no, just horseshoes randomly peppered throughout the horse. >> jimmy: a bunch of barefoot horses roaming around las vegas because of ours. well, i heard you're doing a big comedy special at radio city music hall, which is a huge, huge thing. >> yeah, it's been a long journey for me. i moved 20 years ago down the street, five blocks away from

here, on hollywood and fuller, 20 years ago. and now i'm doing radio city music hall, which is a really big moment in my life. and that's next weekend. five shows there. we're taping it. >> jimmy: five shows, wow. >> yeah, five shows. i got my family coming out. >> jimmy: who are you taping it for? >> netflix. >> jimmy: a big netflix special. >> netflix special. my father's coming out with the horseshoes, the whole thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nice. i've been following you a long time. you're very funny. i'm glad to have you here. thank you very much, sebastian. sebastian maniscalco! that's his book. "stay hungry" is available now. and we'll return with music from daniel caesar featuring h.e.r. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank eva longoria, sebastian maniscalco, and apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. here with the song "best part," daniel caesar and h.e.r.! [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ you don't know babe when you hold me and kiss me slowly it's the sweetest thing ♪ ♪ and it don't change if i had it my way you would know that you are ♪ ♪ you're the coffee that i need in the morning you're my sunshine in the rain when it's pouring ♪ ♪ won't you give yourself to me give it all oh ♪ ♪ i just wanna see i just wanna see how beautiful you are ♪

♪ you know that i see it i know you're a star where you go i'll follow ♪ ♪ no matter how far if life is a movie oh you're the best part oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh you're the best part oh oh oh best part ♪ ♪ it's this sunrise and those brown eyes yes you're the one that i desire ♪ ♪ when we wake up and then we make love it makes me feel so nice ♪

♪ you're my water when i'm stuck in the desert you're the tylenol i take when my head hurts ♪ ♪ you're the sunshine on my life ♪ ♪ i just wanna see how beautiful you are you know that i see it i know you're a star ♪ ♪ where you go i'll follow no matter how far ♪ ♪ if life is a movie then you're the best part oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh you're the best part oh oh oh best part ♪ ♪ if you love me

won't you say something if you love me won't you won't you ♪ ♪ if you love me won't you say something if you love me won't you love me won't you ♪ ♪ if you love me won't you say something if you love me won't you ♪ ♪ if you love me won't you say something if you love me won't you love me won't you ♪ ♪ if you love me won't you say something if you love me won't you ♪ ♪ if you love me won't you say something if you love me won't you love me won't you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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