>> that is our report. we appreciate your >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- anna faris, from "talking dead," chris hardwick, and music from the regrettes. and now, obviously, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thank you. i know a lot of you are vacation, maybe you're not paying attention, but today was another crazy day in the united states, thanks of course in large part to our crazy

president, donald jamaica trump. the president directed his morning twitter tirade at russia today. he wrote, "russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at syria, get ready, russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and smart, you shouldn't be partners with a gas-killing animal who kills his people and enjoys it." it's hard to argue with trump on that. unless, of course, your name is donald trump. who, when obama was president, tweeted, "don't attack syria, an attack that will bring nothing but trouble for the u.s., focus on making our country strong and great again." and why shouldn't we attack? for starters, if the u.s. attacks syria, hits the wrong targets, killing civilians, there will be worldwide hell to pay, stay away and fix broken u.s." that makes sense. this does too. "russia is sending a fleet of ships to the mediterranean, obama's warned syria has the potential to widen into a worldwide conflict and that could be a disaster, a worldwide conflict." which is why he insisted again

to our foolish leader," do not attack syria, if you do, many very bad things will happen and from that fight the u.s. gets nothing." so what is he saying here? "what i am saying is, stay out of syria." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, fair enough. then you said, you see how we might be confused by this? and also, what happened to the element of surprise you talked about? >> what ever happened, remember the great generals, the element of surprise. the element of surprise. >> jimmy: good question. what happened to that? [ laughter ] you know what, although in truth he did surprise his staff. they had no idea he was planning to tweet that stuff about missiles tonight. so that was a little bit of a surprise. the president also tweeted, "our relationship with russia is worse now than it has ever been." which to me that seems ungrateful after all his

sugar-vladdy did for him but that's the way he goes. i feel every week i say this has been a bad week for donald trump. but this bad week might be the worst bad week of all the bad weeks so far. the president is by all accounts spinning out over this fbi raid on his lawyer's office, now talking about firing people and missiles. according to the failing "new york times," the fbi. >> when they raided michael cohen's office, his lawyer, they were looking for information related to something we haven't heard about for a while, the famous "access hollywood" tape to find out whether or not attempts were made to suppress that too. michael cohen would have been the guy to do that, he calls himself trump's ray donovan, his fixer. it's not a new arrangement, they've been doing this for quite some time. >> cohen has been on trump's side since 2006 as a fixer, handling from the serious to the absurd, handles disputes with tenant groups, threatened a reporter over a story about messy details from trump's divorce, he shouted at a movie

producer for not giving trump a cameo in "sharknado 3." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a president that made his l'oreal at a movie producer. i was like what? this is a great story, it's in "vanity fair," i looked it up. the producers of "sharknado" tried to get sarah palin to play the president in the movie, but she passed. so they offered the role to donald trump, who immediately accepted, but his lawyer, michael cohen, shut it down because of the whole running for actual president thing. so they gave the role to mark cuban and trump hates mark cuban so he flipped out. his lawyer called to scream at the producer and they threatened to sue and shut the whole production down because he didn't get to play the president in "sharknado 3." [ cheers and applause ] you realize what this means, we are living in "sharknado 3,"

he's the president. [ laughter ] sarah huckleberry sanders said the president has a deep concern about the direction of this investigation, reportedly already tried to fire rob bear mueller on two occasions, june and december. both times advisers were able to convince him to back off by dangling a cheese burgener front of him on a string. finally the person who is leading an investigation of you and your campaign is something members of both parties agree would be a bigly mistake. so much so that today a bipartisan group of senators introduced a bill that would protect special counsel like robert mueller from presidents like donald trump. but here's the thing. trump isn't listening to senators. not even senators from his own party. this is what he's listening to. >> well, the attorney general is incompetent. the fbi is corrupt. robert mueller and rod rosenstein are unethical and abusive at the legal process. all of them deserve to be fired. >> if he wants to fire rob bear mueller, he can. that is in his authority to do

so. >> i would fire the s.o.b. in three seconds. >> he should fire robert mueller. their investigation should be shut down immediately. >> i think we need to end this investigation. >> this case is a complete and total witch hunt. >> witch hunt. >> witch hunt. >> witch hunt. >> there is nobody in nobody that needs firing more than mueller. >> jimmy: yeah, there are probably a couple people, right? so trump really doesn't need a cabinet, he just needs a cabinet with a television in it tuned to fox news. meanwhile, a major disturbance in the force today. dramatic announcement from the speaker of the house. >> this year will be my last one as a member of the house. to be clear, i am not resigning. i intend to full my serve term as i was elected to do. >> jimmy: when intends to full his serve term? >> i intend to full my serve term as i was elected to do. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: full his serve term as elected to do, sorry i

interrupted, go on. >> but i will be retiring in january, leaving this majority in good hands with what i believe is a very bright future. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: say what you want about paul ryan, he's got a great sense of humor. ryan said he wants to spend more time with his children. and by with he means away from, and by children he means donald trump. so he said he's retiring from congress with no regrets. his only regret is not taking health caraway from more poor people. that will haunt him for some time. but paul ryan is stepping down, which marks the end of an era. i mean, once he's gone, who else is going to go to the congressional gym? this guy? no. this guy? i don't think so. this is going to be a sad day for the staff on paul ryan's last-ever washington workout. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, i hope they remember to wipe down their tears. here's something paul ryan should look into. former speaker of the house before him, john boehner, remember him? john boehner, yeah, the orange guy. is joining the board of acreage

holdings which is the -- one of the largest cannabis companies in the world. which is an interesting move. because nine years ago, boehner said he was unalterably opposed to the legalization of marijuana. but after some soul searching, a large financial incentive, and several very deep bong hits, he chilled out and totally changed his mind on this one. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations, john. meanwhile, in local stoner news, here in the state of california, we legalized recreational marijuana beginning of the year. so far it has generated 13% less tax revenue than they expected. so this morning our governor, jerry brown, declared a state of emergency. and extended coachella for two days. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to go through wednesday now. here's something for those of you who are engaged, maybe looking to spice up the wedding reception. this is new. it's a thing in china. it's called the flying veil. it's called that because, well,

it's a veil that flies. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: kind of great, right? it's kind of magic. it makes me want to go back and do my wedding over again, only this time i would be the bride. i don't think i'm going to a chinese wedding any time soon so i wanted to see it in action. we've rigged one up. [ cheers and applause ] oh my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] wow, you look beautiful. >> guillermo: thank you. >> jimmy: you look so beautiful right now. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: it doesn't -- i have to say, it kind of works. whatever's going on there. >> guillermo: i'm ready, jimmy.

>> jimmy: all right. >> guillermo: i've been waiting for this moment my whole life. >> jimmy: you have, perfect, i've been too. let's have some wedding-appropriate music if you don't mind. okay, that's good. and here we go. three, two, one -- liftoff! send in the flying veil! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: beautiful, guillermo. very, very beautiful. all right, we're going to take a break. when we come back, day two of mark zuckerberg testimony and a woman with a removable nose. so stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: welcome back. anna faris, music from the regrettes on the way. today, part two of mr. zuckerberg goes to washington. yesterday the ceo of facebook, mark zuckerberg, faced the senate. today he appeared before the house energy and commerce committee. this is interesting. i don't know how i didn't notice this. apparently during the testimony, you see he's sitting -- get in a little closer. some kind of a booster. mr. facebook is on a phone book? it'ser that or it's a channeling do charging dock. the lawmakers who questioned him seemed confused. some of them thought he was the mayor of farmville. i don't know that they know what

facebook is. there's a big difference between the house and the senate. most senators have like a minimum level of competence. in the house, this is a sampling of the characters mark zuckerberg got to meet today in the house. >> i was planning a family trip to florida. and i searched a town in florida. and all of a sudden i started getting ads for a brand of hotel that i typically stay in, a great hotel at the price because it was on the internet, so i thought it was convenient. >> i have a yale hat that cost me $160,000. >> i use facebook. it's wonderful for seniors to connect with relatives. >> what was facemash and is it still up and running? >> do you know there are conservation groups that assert there's so much ivory being sold on facebook that it's literally contributing to the extinction of the elephant species? >> you recognize these folks. >> is that diamond and sill income. >> that is diamond and silk, biological sisters from north carolina, i might point out

they're african-american. >> diamond and silk is not terrorism. >> thank you for coming before us, mr. zuckerman. >> it's the world's nerdiest superhero, zuckerman. z zuckerman hung in there, almost managed to replicate a legal smile. >> was it the legal opinion of your do you were under no obligation to notify the ftc even with the 2011 order in place? >> congressman in retrospect it was a mistake and we should have and i wish we had -- [ laughter ] >> turn it on, turn it on! >> -- the reason why we didn't -- >> did you think the rules were kind of lax? >> jimmy: i think he's okay. [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to tell you something,

that wasn't real, that was fake news. but this is real. this is from a british tv show called "this morning with philip and holly." i don't know what usually guess on with philip and holly but on this morning they did something that i don't know if i'll ever be able to get this out of my head. >> this is not a reconstruction, this is a prosthetic? >> yes, this is actually -- just a nose that i take on and off. it's on magnets. >> it's on magnets, literally -- >> yes. >> you're not worried about that coming off? >> i sneezes it off once. >> jimmy: it's like a human cookie jar. i wonder how that works in airport security. put it in the tray, run it through? i mean, that is unbelievable. oh, oh -- [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, jimmy. wow, this is nice. >> jimmy: how are you? >> how you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you.

it's comedian todd glass, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] i should mention, since you're here, todd has a special on netflix right now called "act happy." it's very, very funny. >> well, jimmy, i do have a little bit of a favor to ask you. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. >> well, i have s.a.g. health insurance. and it's going to lapse if i don't do at least one line on network television. so then if i do that, it would keep me in good standing and on health insurance. >> jimmy: okay, honestly now is not a great time because i'm in the middle -- there's a woman whose nose comes off and i was just getting into that -- >> oh, really? i could be wrong but i thought you were the guy, oh, everybody should have free health insurance! not one person septembhouldn't health insurance! how many people think jimmy should help me get health insurance? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not the pint. of course i want you to have health insurance. i'm just saying, we're right in the middle of something here. i'm in the middle of the monologue. >> oh, wow. i guess i'll just go drop dead and die.

>> jimmy: no, come on todd, you're not going to die -- >> oh, really? are you 100% positive that i'm not going to die? >> jimmy: are you going to die? >> i don't know, jimmy, i'm asking you, are you 100% positive -- >> jimmy: i don't know -- >> how would you feel if i walked out of here and dropped dead? >> jimmy: let's do a joke or something and get the line out. >> i feel funny standing in front of you. anyway. well. first of all, you are -- >> jimmy: should i move? >> james kimmel, you are an angel, seriously. >> jimmy: thank you. do your line, is that the line? >> no, that's not the line. i don't know if a lot of people know this about me. my grandfather is 93 years old and he has fake legs but real feet. so there you go. thank you. >> jimmy: that was the thing? >> that was it. that will help me get health insurance. and also, i want to thank everybody here on the jimmy kimmel family, even the weird ones if you know what i mean -- >> jimmy: all right, well --

>> this was a big deal. >> jimmy: nothing at all, no problem at all. >> well, if it's nothing at all, hold on. then i guess you wouldn't mind if i plug my netflix special. >> jimmy: i did plug that already earlier, remember i said that? >> well, you don't do it like would do. >> jimmy: all right. >> what you didn't mention is live wire reviewed every single netflix special and mine was number three. >> jimmy: what's live wire? [ cheers and applause ] >> how dare you. how dare you! i'll tell you what i'm going to do. i'm going to sit right here. i'm going to enjoy the rest of your show. >> jimmy: on the floor? okay. >> yes, there we go. >> jimmy: now that i have no more time -- i was going to tell you everything about the nose. we were going to get one put in but i guess we can't do it because of health insurance guy over here. >> what is this? why do you have to make a big deal, it doesn't cost you one thing as you go to break to get a closeup of this with the family, nothing, it doesn't cost anything. >> jimmy: those places he wrote down on that thing, there you

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, he is the host of "talking dead" on amc. and a million other things. chris hardwick is here. then, their ep is called "attention seeker." the regrettes from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see the regrettes at coachella this weekend and at the bonaroo and firefly music festivals over the summer. tomorrow, shia labeouf will be here. sandra oh will join us. and we'll have music from first aid kit. so join us then too. our first guest tonight is an actress, author and all-around famous person. her new movie is either a remake or a reboot, depending on your country of origin. it is called "overboard" and opens may 4th. please welcome anna faris! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on. >> the cushion feels oddly owe recollect. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it just had a bride sit okay it, sorry about that. >> posture -- >> jimmy: we got it at the relax the back store and it hasn't been great for us, i'll be honest with you. what do you have there? >> so i wanted to give you something. this is probably a huge mistake. i just found like two days ago my childhood diary. >> jimmy: really, like little kid childhood diary? >> yeah, yeah. and i thought, uh -- i wanted to, you know -- give it to you in sort of an intimate space. >> jimmy: and this is the space? >> yeah, anyway -- >> jimmy: may i take a look. >> please do. >> jimmy: can i read any aloud? >> please don't let my parents know.

i'm so boy crazy. >> jimmy: oh, are you really? oh, yeah, somebody named ryan who gets mentioned a lot here. >> oh, yeah, ryan. >> jimmy: oh, there we go, look at that. >> my mom used to say, don't be boy crazy! >> jimmy: does that work when you tell a kid not to be boy crazy? i love ryan, boy do i. [ laughter ] boy do you love ryan. let's see what else we have. this has got to be great. he likes me, i know ryan likes me, he always puts his arm around me and called me honey. even if he's going with beth. [ laughter ] ryan lewis. oh, ryan lewis. >> yeah, there's two ryans. >> jimmy: okay. >> there's actually a few ryans. >> jimmy: all right. ryan lewis, our paper boy, likes me too. on weekends i flirt with him. got to run. wow, paper boy. >> and as i like read through all these painful memories, i realized that i bribed everybody

in my life. ryan lewis i would leave sodas out for him. ryan g., i would leave -- buy him ice cream all the time. >> jimmy: you're like a sugar mommy even back then. wow. that's remarkable. >> well, i believed in myself. >> jimmy: sean seems to like me but he is really conceited. [ laughter ] >> we're getting dark now. >> jimmy: i'm maturing physically. >> oh, god. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: quite rapidly. >> no -- >> jimmy: i don't have big boobs but i have something -- >> this is the part you weren't supposed to -- >> jimmy: i've gotten really weird, i keep on thinking someone's watching me always. when i'm in the shower in my room. even right now. wow. >> like it's time now -- >> jimmy: it's the beginning of paranoia. >> completely. completely. >> jimmy: do you remember all that? does it bring you back? or is that like a totally different person when you read that? >> no, i'm still completely paranoid. >> jimmy: you are completely paranoid? >> yeah, i mean -- for instance, right now, nobody's watching me.

but i feel like people are watching me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can i tell you, right now there's a man dressed in a wedding dress watching you very, very closely. don't turn around! >> did he shave his shoulders? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he did, especially for this event yeah. >> oh! >> jimmy: doesn't he look beautiful? maybe he could -- do you still keep a diary? >> no, i'm too lazy. >> jimmy: it takes a lot of discipline to keep a diary. no, no, no, of course i don't keep a diary, i would never, ever do something like that. because i have a brother. when you have a brother, you are not allowed to keep a diary. because your brother will get into the diary. >> yeah, oh my god. >> jimmy: i got into my sister's, i found out she loved donnie osmond, and i tortured her throughout her childhood. >> my mom was like, what is [ bleep ], [ bleep ]? >> jimmy: what? laugh laugh you know what's weird, my mom asked me that question too, at easter. did your mom really say that? >> yes. >> jimmy: your mom was spying on

your -- by the way, no, you're not allowed to say that. [ laughter ] whatever they heard at home was not what we heard here in the studio. [ laughter ] wow. >> mom, it's just like when you go byooo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, this movie "overboard." is this a movie that you were -- the original version of "overboard" that you were obsessed with when you were a kid? >> oh, completely. >> jimmy: i didn't know about this and i found this like over the last week. you are now the third woman to tell me that it was like a big deal in their lives. >> yeah, it wasn't for you? >> jimmy: no, in fact, i only know the poster. i never saw the movie. i think it's because my parents were too clean to gheap to get >> maybe you didn't like roll comes. >> jimmy: no, rom-coms were not my thing, unless it was between bill murray and a ghost, i

wasn't that interested. >> right. >> jimmy: how many times would you say you've seen this movie? >> i feel like it's like over 5,000 times. but it's probably around 80. >> jimmy: for real, 80 times? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so when they said, we would like you to be in "overboard" you're like, oh my god, i've been working on this my whole life! >> no, i was like, there is no way i can touch that sacred ground. >> jimmy: oh, i see. that's interesting. >> because it felt -- it was so precious to me. but then i also felt like, well, it's a paycheck. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good way of looking at it. all right, when we come back, a clip of "overboard," the new version. it would be weird if we looked at a clip of the movie that came out 45 years ago. >> it would make me feel very insecure. >> jimmy: anna faris is here with us, we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ you are many different things in one amazing package,

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>> oh, there isn't enough penicillin in the world! >> jimmy: that is anna faris. in "overboard." that actor is one of the biggest stars in mexico? >> anejo devez, he is amazing. >> jimmy: do you know him? >> guillermo: yes, he's very funny. >> jimmy: so are you. >> do you think that he thinks that he's funnier than you are? >> jimmy: guillermo, is he funnier than i am? >> guillermo: no way, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] you're talking to my wife over there, of course he's going to think i'm funnier. by the way, i'm just still going through your diary here. there's so much stuff. >> vulnerable. >> jimmy: you should publish this. because this is all really, really good. i mean, this could be -- this is great too. because this is like a how-to kind of thing. it's how to be cute. you guys want to find out how to be cute? [ cheers and applause ]

how old, like -- it says -- >> i didn't know you were going to go this deep. >> jimmy: yeah, no, i'm going this deep. >> i thought you were going to dip into the early pages. >> jimmy: june 7th, 1992, how to be cute. >> way too old. i mean, i'm like, this is, what, sophomore year? >> jimmy: this is -- how to be cute. 1, smile. 2, wear cute hats. 3, be friendly. i would put be friendly ahead of wear cute hats but that's just me. be sarcastic? use no hairspray. be caring. be different. be yourself. and then you'll be cute. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you! it's validation somewhere out there! >> jimmy: anna faris will get what she wants out of her life and not much could dare to stand in her way. >> no -- >> jimmy: you did, you wrote it right there.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. our next guest is testament to the promise that if you read your comics and play your video games, you will grow up to sell your company for millions of dollars. one of his many ventures is as host of "talking dead." it airs sunday night on amc, please welcome chris hardwick.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, good to see you, good to see you too. >> jimmy: you look very stylish. >> thank you, i call this fancy han solo, though pants here. >> jimmy: by the way, i heard yesterday you got a special something and that you brought a photograph to share with us. >> i don't know if this is going to mean anything else -- >> jimmy: it will mean something to many. >> i love disney stuff. this is one of the original haunted mansion paintings, hand painted. >> jimmy: the one that stretched out? >> yes, "is this room actually stretching? "this one. >> jimmy: how'd you get this? >> i know a guy. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah. i know a guy, there's a dealer, go in the back alley, he opens his coat. >> jimmy: when there is a dealer, these people are stealing this stuff from disneyland. >> they're not. they weren't going to use it for anything so i had to have it.

you have to understand that like i'm such a huge disney collector. a huge disney guy. so my wife, her bachelorette party, she did a fun thing at hearst castle. then my bachelor party, we went to disneyland, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] oh, it was off the hook, off the hook. stuffing dollars into minnie's polka dot panties. "hands off the girls, fellas." >> jimmy: must have got pretty crazy. is your house filled with disney stuff? >> my wife collects horror props and i have the disney stuff. >> jimmy: quite a combination. >> it is. this was my foley grail. my wife lydia, legit she wants to find one of the original chucky dolls from the movie. >> jimmy: how do you go about that? >> you go into a cursed toy shop. and it murders everyone close to you in your life. that's what we're hoping for. >> jimmy: i remember when you guys were engaged. you and your wife.

oh, this is so great, because she likes all this stuff, i collect all these things, whatever. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i thought like, oh, that's going to change. as soon as you guys are really -- >> no, she's worse than i am. >> jimmy: she's worse, oh really? >> i know i married the right person because now i'm the one that -- i literally said this out loud to my wife last year. "honey, if you don't stop buy horg error props there's not going to be enough room for our vintage tax determinemy." who gets to say that? what a gift. >> jimmy: you have stuffed animals as well? >> yeah, a giant prehistoric cave bear skeleton, old vintage taxidermy. >> jimmy: you're going to have to have a separate house for children. >> yes, i don't want them touching my of my [ bleep ]. these are daddy's toys! don't take them out of the box! >> jimmy: how many shows is daddy hosting? >> daddy's hosting -- [ laughter ] he's hosting -- let's see.

the wall, a show coming up on nbc 2, another network i mean, talking dead, we do the talking for fear the walking dead, i do a chat show, talking with chris hardwick, i do a podcast used to be called nertd -- >> jimmy: has anyone hosted this many shows ever? >> besides seacrest? i see you, seacrest! >> jimmy: no, i think -- >> knock it off! >> jimmy: i think you have more than he does. >> i don't know, man. i don't know. i feel like -- >> jimmy: maybe you, steve harvey, and ryan seacrest. >> yeah, throw us into a cage and be like, one will survive and host all the shows! [ applause ] >> jimmy: you do the host show he used to do for breaking bad, you do the host show for walking dead. do you get tired of talking about the walking dead with the people? >> no, not at all. i love talking about the show. but when i get home at night i'm like, honey, don't ask me to talk about any shows that we watch. i leave it at the office. otherwise i still love walking dead. >> jimmy: when you get the walking dead go you get the episodes well in advance?

>> i have them all but i only watch the day of. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> yeah. >> jimmy: why do you watch the day of? >> people try to get information out of me. and they try to see tells. who dies? i'm like, i don't know! they're like, ah-ha! i'm like, stop it! >> jimmy: you're protecting yourself. >> yeah, i feel like a spy. if i don't know the answers, you can't squeeze them out of me. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i don't think that's a spy, though. [ laughter ] >> only kidding. that would start the apocalypse if they killed him. >> jimmy: do you think that would ever happen? is that something -- >> i hope not because i don't want to shows the show when it happens. can you imagine? you can't kill darrell, then my face afterwards on talking dead, it immediately cults to me, let's all just calm down! >> jimmy: nobody hit me here. >> i didn't do it! >> jimmy: you're still doing your podcast. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how many of those do you do a week? i'm concerned about you. >> i've done almost 1,000

episodes of that show and it's been insane. >> jimmy: wow. when you are interviewing people as you do so frequently , a lot of these people are in these movies that you love, you're a fan of these people. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: are you ever disappointed? you think you're going to have a thing with them and you don't? >> not disappointed. you always hope when you meet someone that you like, oh, cut to you, clinking glasses on a yacht somewhere. and most of the time it doesn't work that way. and i had two experiences that were -- it gives me all the empathy in the world for what you do too. but one was with ian mcclellan. sir ian mcclellan. i showed up and i guess i was a couple minutes late and he goes, oh, my, is everything all right? and i go, what happened? well, you're late. six minutes, come on, man. and the only reason that i was able to handle that and not crumble is because i passed the harrison ford trial. >> jimmy: yes.

harrison likes to torture his interviewers. >> hi does. >> jimmy: he's done it to me. he loves it so much. >> he does. i think he's like half cranky, cranky older guy, and half playing a character of a cranky older guy. and i don't know which is which. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but when he came on i just -- it was the one time i could not mash my fandom down. and i was -- finally i was like, you know how hard it is not to ask a question about "star wars" and indiana jones? and he goes, "try harder!" oh! then once -- harrison ford is sort of like -- i liken it to riding a horse. if a horse knows you're crapping your pants, it's not going to respect you. the second you're like, no, horse, i command you! then they're like, okay! that's sort of like harrison ford, i just needed to ride him a little bit harder. [ cheers and applause ] but ones once i got through that, i realized like to never

be afraid of anyone ever again. as long as you're not afraid, they'll be cool about it. >> jimmy: yeah. that's a great -- you know i read that in anna faris' diary. >> oh, yeah, it was in there. i love that be yourself was number 8. be all these other things, then be yourself! >> jimmy: you got to close strong. chris hardwick, everybody. sunday night, 11:00 p.m. on amc. be right back with the regrettes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to anna faris, chris hardwick, todd glass. apologies to matt damon. their ep is called "attention seeker." here with the song "come through," the regrettes! ♪ ♪

♪ you've got a lot of nerve when you're trying to call me out but we both know ♪ ♪ very well you're the one with the big mouth i thought that i liked you ♪ ♪ and your mom and daddy too but now i know that i want no part of them or you it's not my fault ♪ ♪ it's not my fault like you say it is it's not my fault 'cause i told you long ago ♪ ♪ that i wouldn't put up with your bull you don't come through like you say you do ♪ ♪ now i don't need you to 'cause i don't need you you don't come through ♪ ♪ like you say you do now i don't need you to 'cause i don't need you don't need you ♪ ♪ don't need you you think you've played me for a fool for a fool ♪ ♪ when really you've just made yourself look like a stupid tool i know it must be hard ♪ ♪ to see you're not my cup of tea

that's just what happens ♪ ♪ when you're way too cool it's not my fault no no no no it's not my fault like you say it is ♪ ♪ it's not my fault 'cause i told you long ago that i wouldn't put up with your bull ♪ ♪ you don't come through like you say you do now i don't need you to 'cause i don't need you ♪ ♪ you don't come through like you say you do now i don't need you to 'cause i don't need you ♪ ♪ don't need you don't need you ooh ooh ♪ don't need you don't need you ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

♪ boy i think it's time ♪ i think it's time i let you know yeah i think it's time i think it's time ♪ ♪ i let you go boy i think it's time i think it's time i let you know ♪ ♪ boy i think it's time i think it's time i let you go you don't come through ♪ ♪ like you say you do now i don't need you to 'cause i don't need you you don't come through ♪ ♪ like you say you do now i don't need you to 'cause i don't need you oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ don't need you oh oh oh oh oh don't need you oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ don't need you oh oh oh oh oh i don't need you at all ♪

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