labeouf. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- shia labeouf. from "killing eve," sandra oh. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from first aid kit. and now, so there's no confusion -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. thank you. thank you. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks to each and every one of you for coming. i appreciate it. it was a beautiful day here. [ cheers and applause ]

you know -- boy, i really hope if you're visiting us from a place where it's cold that you got out and enjoyed today. it was so nice today. it was very sunny. flu season is behind us, allergy season is here. it's nice to see people in l.a. allergic to something other than gluten for a change. [ laughter ] we are very lucky have good weather here, we really are. our l.a. weather people have it very easy but it's not the case everywhere. in fact, this is a video that's going around today from grand rapids, michigan. a local weatherman, gary frank from fox 17 news, this guy apparently doesn't like the reactions he's been getting to his weather reports lately and has finally had enough. >> we going to enjoy the weather outside? >> i think it's going to be fine. it will be fine. could be worse. has been worse. well, because you guys are dragging me down. >> why? >> well, every time i get done with the seven day you guys are like, oh, gosh!

ugh! every time. doesn't matter what time i come on. 4:30, 5:30, 6:30. then you expect me to be chipper for five straight hours? it's miserable. i want you guys to say, wow, that's great news, it's going to be 60 on friday! well, i mean, what do you want me to do, lie to you? man. thank you. mr. davis appreciates it. he knows when to bundle up. here's some wind, here's some temperature, 20s. feels like 19, or feels like 70, i don't know. 47, partly cloudy, southwest breeze 10 to 15. here's a 60. i don't know if that's good enough for you guys. get excited. maybe i'll disappoint you with the seven day here in a few minutes. >> jimmy: what the? [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: that was remarkable. i don't know if that was a five-day forecast or two week easy notice or what. [ laughter ] he knows he's not responsible for the weather, right? i think meteorologists might need a psychologist. [ laughter ] this was another difficult day for president trump. he's not in a much better state of mind right now. details from a book, forthcoming book written by former fbi director jim comey came out today. comey said among other things trump is "untethered from the truth." he says chief of staff john kelly offered to quit when trump fired comey, he was so disgusted. he said he believes the president wears tanning goggles. [ laughter ] that i would like to see, trump on the roof of the white house, a little mask over his eyes like a raccoon, nibbling on chicken nuggets in a speedo. trump had to do some tap dancing today after repeatedly criticizing the previous administration for tipping our enemies off as far as what are

we going to do before we do it. trump informed russia we would be firing missiles on syria, which is telling enemies what we're going to do before we do it. today he tried to correct the perception. he tweeted, never said when an attack on syria would take place. could be very soon. or not so soon at all. [ laughter ] in any event, the united states under my administration has done a great job of ridding the region of isis. where is our thank you, america? yeah, really, where is our thank you, america? it's like nobody has any manners anymore. and this message could be very soon or not so soon at all. have you ever played hide-and-seek with a 4-year-old? [ laughter ] i do it a lot. she's like, i'm going to go hide under the bed, you come find me. that's basically what he does. but see, this is the genius of donald trump. how can our enemies know what he's doing when even he doesn't know what he's doing? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] think about it.

meanwhile, his white house press secretary, sarah huckabee sarandon, was asked about this today, she said all options or the table. then she pretended to be a table. until everyone went away. i hope trump didn't see this on tv. he probably didn't because this was cnn. but an anonymous republican in congress, so angry with the president, he or she, we don't know, asked to chat with a conservative radio host, a guy named erick erickson. they met at a safeway store. the supermarket. to avoid being seen by anyone on capitol hill. i guess they don't eat groceries. after you hear this i think you'll understand why this lawmaker wanted to remain none us in. keep in mind, these are thoughts from an elected member of the republican party who regularly appears on fox news to defend the president. >> adding to the concerns, quotes like one that came out today from an unnamed republican congressman, "i say a lot of bleep on tv defending him but honestly, i wish the mother f'er would just go away.

we're going to lose the house, lose the senate, lose a bunch of states because of him. all his supporters will blame us for what he has and hasn't done. he wakes up in the morning, bleeps all over twitter, bleeps all over us, bleeps all over his staff, then hits golf balls. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that not how you're supposed to do it? wow. i want to know who this is, i really do. whoever this is, he's madder than the weather guy was. [ laughter ] and there's more. >> he told you he would vote to impeach him. he also said it's like forrest gump won the presidency. but an evil, really evil bleeping stupid forrest gump who can't help himself, he's just a bleeping idiot who thinks he's winning when people are bleeping about him he really does see the world as ratings and attention. >> jimmy: hold on, that is ridiculous. donald trump, say what you want, he's nothing like forrest gump. forrest gump fought in vietnam, okay? [ cheers and applause ]

as backwards, crook as a question mark. but there are still people willing to climb aboard the trump party bus, believe it or not. senate held a confirmation hearing for future secretary of state mike pompeo. they want to confirm him quickly so he can be fired by labor day. [ laughter ] which is good because another trumper might not make it to cinco de mayo. epa chief scott pruitt has been under attack for his spending habits. when it comes to corruption, even for the trump administration, scott pruitt is special. his former top aide today told some congressmen, he said he regularly, scott pruitt, booked expensive hotels. he requested that his staff schedule official business in cities he wanted to visit. he directed them to maximize his frequent flyer miles. he lied about raises that were given to people he liked. he spent $43,000 on a sound proof phone booth for his office. he got of course a sweetheart deal to rent a room from an energy lobbyist for $50 a night. then when his six-week lease ran out refused to leave the

apartment, they had to change the locks to keep him out. this is the director of the epa. even if trump does fire him, he might not leave the epa. [ laughter ] he might stay. worst of all, this man who's supposed to be in charge of protecting our environment has relentlessly dismantled regulations that protect the environment. it's almost like he has a grudge. it's almost like a bird pooped on his head when he was a kid and ever since he's been like, your time will come, nature. [ laughter ] anyway. we have a good show for you tonight. shia labeouf is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] very talented guy in the new movie called "borg versus mcenroe." he plays john mcenroe, the tennis great, he had a great rivalry with bjorn borg, it's getting such good reviews even though it isn't out yet they've released the trailer for the sequel in which john mcenroe take on this another legendary opponent.

>> it's the perfect rivalry. the baseline player. and the net rusher. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hold on one second. see, have you seen the porgs in "star wars"? >> no. >> jimmy: oh. have you guys seep the porgs in "star wars"? that was porg versus mcenroe. just wanted to make sure everyone got it. [ cheers and applause ] it just goes to show you. you know what that is? >> guillermo: yeah i got it, yeah. >> jimmy: why are you hiding from me? you don't want to be part of this failure? >> guillermo: no. yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: even my own security guard has abandoned me. this is a story that came out

today. i have to believe it's too good to be true, but it is good. they've been looking into trump's lawyer, michael cohen. and instances in which he and/or the national enquirer made people to shut them up. one of the people who got paid is reportedly trump's former doorman in new york who says back in the '80s he was told the president had a love child with an employee. so this ex-doorman claimed in a statement he released today, while working at trump world tower, i was instructed not to criticize president trump's former housekeeper due to a prior relationship she had with president trump which produced a child. which i don't know what it is with former "apprentice" hosts and their maids. [ laughter ] but if this is true, which it's probably not by the way, but if trump did have a secret love child with an employee in the '80s, i'm going to guess that the love child is eric. and that employee is gary busey. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

yep. so the reason this all came to light in the first place is because of a story by the associated press, they said the doorman was paid $30,000 in what they call a catch and kill deal. they pay someone for a story then never publish the story, they bury it. but if the story's true, there could be another trump kid out there who would be an adult right now, which is crazy -- >> well, it's not that crazy, is it, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh. it's my doorman curtis. what's going on? >> oh, nothing. i just wanted to say, i don't think that it's crazy to give your doorman a nice tip for keeping something quiet for you. >> jimmy: really. what are you getting at, exactly? >> let's just say for maybe $10,000, no one ever has to find out that america's conscience, jimmy kimmel, was the host of a sketch comedy show. >> jimmy: what sketch comedy show are you talking about? i don't know -- >> a certain male-themed comedy show -- >> jimmy: oh. >> if you get my drift.

>> jimmy: you're talking about "the man show." [ cheers and applause ] people know about that. a lot of -- look, they know the show. >> oh. okay. well -- what about this? for $20,000, i'll make sure no one finds out that someone is having sex with a woman he works with. >> jimmy: you mean molly? >> i don't know, do i? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hold it, that's not a secret, she's my wife, i'm married to her, she works her. her name is in the credits. >> for real? >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. we do -- you're right, we have sex. i think we had sex like two weeks ago. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's not a thing. this is not a thing you've uncovered. >> oh, okay. uh -- so you got some amazon packages, shall i send those up? >> jimmy: send those up to the house, thanks. i'll see you later. i should probably get rid of him, right? [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] between the $130 stormy daniels got, the money the doorman and the playmate got, it could seem quite a bit of cash has changed hands and it's interesting because while you would think secret payments would be something you would keep secret, trump's lawyer, michael cohen, not only was he very open about this, he even took out ads on television. >> have you been harassed, assaulted, grabbed, groped, bumped, humped, knocked up, or walked in on naked, by donald j. trump? call the law offices of michael cohen today. he'll pay you the hush money you deserve. just listen to our satisfied clients. >> donald trump never once had sex with me when his wife was out buying shoes. >> i don't know who grabbed my [ bleep ] in the elevator. but it definitely wasn't donald trump. >> this boy is not donald trump's son.

[ laughter ] >> thanks, loser! >> so shut your yap and grab some cash. the law offices of michael cohen. when trump plays, we pay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on the show, music from first aid kit. sandra oh is here. we'll be right back with shia labeouf!

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight from the new show "killing eve" which can be seen on bbc america sandra oh is here. then their album is called "ruins" first aid kit from the mercedes-benz stage.

this is what we have next week. rob lowe, ll cool j, gwen stefani, the cast of scandal will be here, from the la galaxy superstar zlatan ibrahimovic, with music from georgia smith, portugal the man, dierks bentley and chaka khan. please join us for all that. our first guest tonight has been coming to visit us on this show since he was a teenage kid digging holes in the desert with fonzie. starting tomorrow, he straps on a terrycloth headband to play one of the great tennis players of all time in "borg vs. mcenroe." please welcome shia labeouf. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: good to see you. >> you too, man. >> jimmy: how's life? everything good? you all right? >> yeah, i'm good. >> jimmy: good, i'm glad. >> got a new dog. hang out with friends and family. >> jimmy: where did you get the dog? >> my wife bought him.

>> jimmy: okay, all right. like a mutt? or a pure dog? >> pure french bulldog. >> jimmy: pure french bulldog. >> she didn't want a mutt, thought it would be too aggressive? is that right? >> the french is quite aggressive. >> jimmy: but the french people are aggressive. >> it's true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: puppy or fully grown? >> no, like 6 weeks. >> jimmy: are you involved in the training of the dog? >> yeah, she was -- so she works. i'm in the house. i'm watching "divorce court" and whatnot. [ laughter ] you know, he's a very interesting dog. i don't know if he's emotional or whatever. he likes to eat herewiis own do. >> jimmy: they do that. they doo-doo do that. >> it's quick, it's not like there's thinking going on. he'll look at it, and as soon as he's done, he'll pivot. and he'll eat it. this foot doesn't even move. just pivot. so you got to be quick with it.

you got to get the [ bleep ] out of his mouth. because he gets worms, dude. so i've been -- i've been putting hot sauce on the doo-doo. >> jimmy: what? >> tapatio. >> jimmy: really? does that work? >> i sit and watch "divorce court," got hot sauce in my pocket -- >> jimmy: you're really living the life of a movie star. [ laughter ] >> it's ridiculous. >> jimmy: you do these -- what do you call them? art projects, experiments? >> art projects sounds like douchy. but yeah. it's really community building. >> jimmy: community building, okay. >> in an art context. >> jimmy: for instance, you went to, correct me if i get this wrong, you went to finland. >> right. >> jimmy: you lived in a hut or a cabin. >> cabin yeah. >> jimmy: alone, totally by yourself. >> in lapland. >> jimmy: in lapland. nobody there but you have some kind of internet hookup to a museum in helsinki. >> yeah. which was like the hub. all the rest of the internet was closed off except for this one

line of connection to this hub in this museum. >> jimmy: how long were you there? >> for a month? 30 days. >> yeah, they would set up a camera on a desk, the people inside the cabin. it's hard to get it in. people on the inside of the cabin could communicate with us and we could hear them, see them, see each other, but they couldn't hear us. >> jimmy: you say us. but you were by yourself. were you hallucinating? [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. deep in a trip. but that came later. no i do these things with my two collaborators najia and luke in three separate cabins. >> all spread out. it ultimately you're by yourself. >> isolated. >> jimmy: what's it like to be -- i assume you don't have like a computer or anything like that? >> nothing. >> jimmy: what's that like? >> i had a little tamagachi with me. [ laughter ] it was no rules against that. i had that. >> jimmy: you had food? >> i had food. they dropped us off with a month's supply of nonperishable.

spam, tuna, cliff bars. we had a week of fruit we kept in the icebox. everybody got sort of the same kind of bulk supplies. >> jimmy: do you recommend that? were you happy you did it? >> i'll say for a person who's not extremely well endowed, kind of insecure about my own junk -- >> jimmy: what? >> there's something about -- there's something about -- there's something about sitting naked with like a native in a hut, getting warm, right away before you say hello, just all [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] right away. you know, that kind of thing is very uncomfortable, but in finland it's so culturally normal. here it's not normal. i sit with the boxers on. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> not finland, man. finland, hey, bro. >> jimmy: they're very anticipate, the finns. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: are they? they seem maybe a little stand

offish. >> socially cold. and even people in l.a. kind of can be cold, because everybody's so isolated. but finland's a different kind of cold. like socially cold. >> jimmy: i see. >> so it made it really interesting, we were trying to warm up the whole experience and make friends really quick. >> jimmy: did you make friends? >> yeah, every time you do this, a group of 20, 30 people who really stick together. >> jimmy: do you still contact them? >> nico came in when we first started the project. he came in, didn't know what we were doing, he went big in art, got a free ticket. hey, you guys are in here a month? yes. cool, i just started a diet today. we were like, great. so for the next month he went on to lose 15 pounds coming into the cabin every day, telling us what he ate. >> jimmy: every day he'd give you his update? >> he'd be like, hey, guys. brussels sprouts, chicken breast. and that was the project for him. >> jimmy: did he keep the weight off? >> yeah, he's still --

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to talk. >> no one's talking to you. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> yeah, so [ bleep ] disgusting, go home then! >> play tennis! >> shut the [ bleep ] up, go play tennis by yourself! >> john, congratulations on your victory today. what do you have to say about your behavior? >> can we talk about my tennis? >> are you worried about the reputation you've gained? people are talking more about your behavior than your tennis. >> you certainly talk more about my behavior than my tennis. >> do you think it's valid? >> no. >> do you have any regrets about your behavior? >> i regret i've got to sit here and talk to you. >> jimmy: that's shia labeouf as john mcenroe. "borg versus mcenroe." you're getting the best reviews of your career. i love this movie, i love john mcenroe, looking back i thought of bjorn borg as his rival and i didn't like him, but looking back, i love him. you are the perfect person to play this guy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because you guys do -- i mean, you do have some things

in common for sure. [ laughter ] >> yes, yes, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did they say when they decided to make this movie that you had to be the guy to be in it? >> yeah, they sort of said, hey, you're an [ bleep ], man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but i don't think of john mcenroe that way. >> no, it's true. no, he was far more strategic with his stuff. [ laughter ] no, but -- yeah they sort of -- we were -- yeah. there was -- there was two different mcenroes. this was more of an in-depth study, the psychology. the director got using on the, this boat in france. the french can be forward with the way they -- like for instance, we're sitting there, had to put on a bit of weight for a different thing, and the producer's like, hey, so you're playing mac mcenroe. there's ten people around. he's like, but you're very fat. [ laughter ] and i thought, maybe there was another way to get to that? you know, in america, somebody would be like, what are you

going to do for prep? none of that. the danish people are like, hey, man, you're really fat. >> jimmy: right to it. and they're giving you danish in the first place. >> you know what i mean? >> jimmy: have you met john mcenroe? >> never met him. but john, big love, man. >> jimmy: did he know what was happening? or was this done without his consent? >> no, he knew it was happening, busy guy. i don't know what the bureaucracy of it all was. nothing but love for john mcenroe. >> jimmy: is he mad at you? is that what you're telling me? >> no, no -- he might be he might be yeah, he might be. >> jimmy: i don't know, i'd think he'd enjoy watching this. >> so would i. it's really made as a testament to the relationship. and -- but i think what he said was, he said, you know, makes me look like too much of a jerk. >> jimmy: he said that? >> yeah, he said that. so really, knowing mcenroe, that's like a glowing endorsement. [ laughter ] so thanks, john. >> jimmy: mcenroe is a lefty and you're not. >> no, no. >> reporter: i was obsessed with this watching, you're playing tennis left-handed. it's hard enough to play tennis

to try to approximate one of the grace players of all-time. to play left-handed? >> i take it further. i think it's impossible, any actor, given ten years, to play mcenroe. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> we learned it like a dance. they would play a metronome, no ball. we'd just learn every single point. where every foot, where every hand -- just stupid it lidy it dance. you'd know where the ball was bouncing so the crowd would know where the ball was and players would know based on audio cues. >> jimmy: and put a ball in later. >> right. >> jimmy: they do "transformers," isn't there always a tennis ball? >> a tennis ball. >> jimmy: now there's no tennis ball. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the first time you got a tennis ball -- >> it will do something to your head this life. >> jimmy: shia labeouf, everybody, great job. "borg vs. mcenroe" opens in theaters and on demand tomorrow. we'll be right back with this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: it's very good to see you, how's everything? i haven't seen you in quite some time. >> quite some time. >> jimmy: it's been awhile. >> although it's my sixth time here. >> jimmy: is it your sixth time? >> because i only see you. i only want to see you. >> jimmy: i appreciate that. >> i want to start by saying, a little suggestion for shia and the doggy doo-doo. >> jimmy: this is good, yes. >> supposedly pineapple. >> jimmy: pine april peapplepin >> if you feed the dog pineapple -- >> jimmy: like fondue. [ laughter ] >> i think something in the enzyme. >> jimmy: is that right? of all the things they won't eat the most delicious thing in the world? >> pineapple. >> jimmy: that's a dog for you. it's great to see you. i know your parents are here tonight. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mom and dad. hi, mom and dad, how are you? >> i think it's like their third time here. >> jimmy: yeah, they've been here a few times. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: do they come with you -- are they living here in

l.a.? >> no, no, they live in vancouver now. honestly, they come in winter here because it's too cold up in canada. sorry, but it is a little cold for them. and also they want to come see you. >> jimmy: that's nice. are you proud of your daughter? i would assume you are. >> yes. >> of course. >> jimmy: okay, good, that's good. boy. what if they said no? >> it takes a little bit. they're really, really thrilled that they're actually billboards for the show for "killing eve." >> jimmy: nice. >> after church one time they were like, we need to see these billboards. well, drive and see the billboards. i took a little shot and put it on instagram. >> jimmy: with the billboards. because they're finally happy. [ laughter ] >> can i tell you, this is hilarious this just happened. my mom was looking at "time" magazine backstage, and she said, oh, this doesn't look like you, your face is puffy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mom is very critical.

moms are very critical, they don't let their children are puffy, it's a weird thing. didn't you meet the prime minister of canada? you know the prime minister of canada? >> i'd like to say that i know him. i've met him a couple of times. >> jimmy: a couple of times. that's got to be a big deal. >> justin trudeau. [ cheers and applause ] canadians here? yes! >> jimmy: oh, yeah, but not justin true de, i don't think he's here. like when you're like preparing to see justin trudeau, are the women, are people swooning in advance? or after the meeting? >> are they swooning? he's extremely down to earth. very, very down to earth. very, very accessible. he's so accessible. my dad actually met him on a plane once. like before he became prime minister. >> jimmy: oh, okay, it waen like on canadian air force one. >> no, no, exactly. he's really, really down to earth. it was really wonderful to meet them at the -- with president obama.

>> jimmy: are there -- oh, with president obama? >> there was a white house state dinner. >> jimmy: i gotcha, oh, that's what it was. oh, nice, okay, all right. not this white house state dinner, the previous white house state dinner. >> yes. >> jimmy: this white house state dinner would be like a bucket of chicken, right? [ laughter ] >> i don't know, i don't know. i don't know what the menu would be. >> jimmy: by the way, i watched "killing eve" today. and it's excellent. but i do have a bone to pick with you. >> great. >> jimmy: i watched it and i know it's already been renewed for a second season. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it hasn't even premiered yet. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and it's renewed. >> it premiered on sunday the 9th. >> jimmy: but it was renewed before it premiered. >> yes. >> jimmy: which is a big deal. they must have said, we've got something good here. but there's so many good shows, oh, now i have another [ bleep ] show i got to watch. >> only eight of them. >> jimmy: i know, i know.

then there's going to be another eight of them and another eight of them. that looks like a fun show. where did you shoot that? >> ba >> based in london. >> jimmy: seemed like you were a lot of places. >> we shot in five countries. we shot in paris, in sienna, in berlin, and bucharest, which doubled for moscow. >> jimmy: so when you do that, do you have a totally different crew in each country? or bring the same group of people with you everywhere you go? >> we have a basic crew, our english crew travels with us. each country there is a different local crew. one of my favorite crews, romanian crew. >> jimmy: romanian, why are the romanians -- >> i really loved romaromania, really loved bucharest. there's something about -- i think a post-soviet way to get things done, okay, so when you're driving, when you're in a shot and you're driving, you're not actually driving. you're on a low loader which is basically they attach the

automobile onto the back -- >> jimmy: you're being towed. >> exactly. you're basically being towed. >> jimmy: then it looks like you're driving. >> but you're not. so it was basically like being dragged on a metal sleigh on the ground, and somehow we were just making left-hand turns, i don't know what was going on. but it was so loud. it was just like -- ready? hhsshhhhhhh! >> jimmy: do they not have wheels in bucharest? >> then they're quite wide. at a certain point we have to go back to base camp. we're driving, we're driving. then we does thstop. i look out the window. i don't think we can move, i think we're totally stuck. we were -- the low loader, the truck, was totally stuck, squished in the street. we can't back up, we can't go forward. we wait 15 minutes. then a bunch of guys come up,

romanian dudes, lift up the cars. and then just place them on the sidewalk. and they did that one by one. so the low loader could go through. >> jimmy: what? >> gas fantastic. then as soon as they lifted one up, the car alarms would go off. and i'm just sitting there in the car just going, okay, we just got to make it through this street. >> jimmy: that's very weird. >> i know. i kind of like loved it. >> jimmy: were there passengers or people in the cars? >> no. >> jimmy: just -- >> no, they just -- this was amazing, they would freely move these cars. one time we had to do a shot, we're going to walk straight through, how are we going to do that, there's cars. we'll move them. [ bleep ]. they pick up this car and they just move it. i don't know where they moved it. and meanwhile i'm wondering, does the driver know where his car is going to be? >> jimmy: no, of course he doesn't, no. [ laughter ] in romania, maybe it's such a thing. oh, i guess they pick mid car up and moved it somewhere.

[ applause ] that's crazy. we need romanian round here. it's very good to see you. sandra oh, everyone. the show is called "killer eve." sunday night at 8:00 on bbc america. be right back with first aid kit! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to shia labeouf, shanks to sandra oh. apologies to matt damon, we did not have time for him tonight. their album is called "ruins" here with the song "fireworks" first aid kit! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i could've sworn i saw fireworks

from your house last night ♪ ♪ as the lights flickered and they failed i had it all figured out ♪ ♪ why do i do this to myself every time i know the way it ends ♪ ♪ before it's even begun i am the only one at the finish line ♪

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