tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC April 19, 2018 11:35pm-12:37am PDT
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thank you for joining us. up next jimmy kimmel live, the >> jimmy: before the show gets started i want to say, congratulations on a great run. i've enjoyed my time with all of you. you are an amazing group of people and "scandal" will be missed. a toast to all of you. >> cheers! >> cheers. >> cheers! [ cheers and applause ] >> you got any more wine? >> jimmy: you guys have a problem. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's the "jimmy kimmel live: scandal, goodbye to you" special. with shonda rhimes. and the cast of "scandal." plus music from chaka khan. and now, get ready, gladiators -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. please relax, relax, sit. well, i -- i'm glad you're in a good mood. this is a bittersweet night as we say good-bye, we've bid a fond farewell to "scandal," america's favorite pope opera, which wrapped up its seventh and final season tonight. you guys watched it here in the studio, right? before we -- [ cheers and applause ] i heard there was crying, i heard there was screaming. was there crying and screaming? [ audience: yes ] >> jimmy: hopefully we'll have more of that later. shonda rhimes, kerry washington, the whole cast is here. even the dead one is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] "scandal" premiered in 2012, back when the idea that a president would need a crisis manager seemed fantastic. [ laughter ]
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that is obviously not the case anymore. trump getting elected while you're writing a fictional show about the white house really isn't fair, because it's like what would happen to "game of thrones" if they suddenly discovered that there are dragons flying around. this is the first time a tv show ended because the world jumped the shark instead of the other way around. you know there's a lot to follow on the show "scandal." the characters, the plot twists. sometimes it's hard to tell who was good and who was bad. but one thing that was always very certain was who was the president of the united states. >> i am the president of the united states. of america. >> the president of the united states of america. >> i am the president of the united states. >> i want to be the president of the united states. >> the president of the united states. >> the president of the united states. >> the president of the united states. >> the president of the united states. >> the president of the united states. >> the president of the united
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states. >> the president of the united states. >> president of the united states. >> president of the united states. >> i'm president of the united states. >> president of the united states. >> president of the united states. >> president of the united states. >> i'm the president. >> i'm the president. >> you are the president. >> he's the president. >> i'm the president. >> he wouldn't be the president if i hadn't made him the president. >> the president of the united states. >> the president of the united states. >> the president of the united states? >> the president of the united states of america. >> you are the president of the united states. >> the president of the united states. >> the president of the united states. >> you are the president of the united states. >> the president of the united states! >> the president of the united states. >> i'm the president of the united states. >> jimmy: i know that had a sad ending. all right, the last one was a little hard to believe, but it's true. [ laughter ] the whole gang will be here shortly. in the meantime we have our own real-life white house drama to follow. donald trump as you know has announced his intention to run for a second term as president of the united states. but an unusual number of his
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fellow republicans aren't sure they want to endorse him. and one of those republicans is senator bob corker of tennessee. >> do you support, today, president trump for re-election in 2020? >> look, i -- you know, who knows whether president trump's even going to run -- >> he's announced that he is going to run. >> well, now surely cnn is not taking for face value everything that comes out of the white house. we have no idea who's going to run, whether the president runs again or not i think is very questionable, candidly. >> why wouldn't he? >> uh -- i don't know, why would he? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: poor guy. that's the kind of thing you can say on cnn, because you know the president is either golfing or watching fox news. he's not tuned in. the president's been working from home at mar-a-lago this week where he just wrapped up hosting prime minister of japan shinzo abe. and between talks about north korea and trade, trump and the prime minister had a lot on their plates, literally.
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[ speaking japanese ] >> translator: to be honest with you, today we also had the cheeseburger at the golf course. and on top of that, we had the working lunch. so we already had two lunches. and now we are going to have one dinner. >> jimmy: it was like trump introduced abe to our american tradition of the fourth meal. [ laughter ] meanwhile, the bigliest concern for team trump, the story reportedly driving him to the edge is whether or not his personal lawyer, michael cohen, is going to flip on him. cohen has been under federal investigation for months and many of trump's closest friends and advisers are worried that he'll make a deal to tell federal prosecutors everything he knows. one of the president's former lawyers told trump that on a scale of 1 to 100, where 100 100 represents full protection of the president, cohen isn't even at a 1. which i don't know about that. does this look like the face of
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someone who's going to crack under pressure? [ laughter ] from federal investigators? i don't think so. looks like a dog that got caught peeing on the rug. who knows. michael cohen once said he would take a bullet for donald trump. robert mueller was like, oh, great, stand right there, you want a cigarette or anything? [ laughter ] trump confidants are openly concerned cohen might flip. i think that alone is interesting. if he's not guilty of anything, why does it matter if he flips? flip away. flip like an acrobat. here's the thing, almost no one ultimately turns out to be loyal to donald trump, because donald trump isn't loyal to them. he cheats in business, he cheats at golf, cheats in marriage, definitely cheats on his taxes, that's why we haven't seen him. he throws everybody that works for him under the bus eventually. loyalty to donald trump means you scratch my back, and then we're done. [ laughter ] on his way out of an anti-drug smuggling event in key west today, the president was asked whether he thought cohen would flip. and i thought he had an
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interesting response to this reporter. >> mr. president, could michael cohen flip? are you worried he's not loyal? >> thank you, everybody. i hope you saw the crowds in key west. they've never seen anything like that. it was really very inspirational. and what we just witnessed was incredible. those crowds coming in, i think even the meeting will ha-- medi have to say that was quite something. >> jimmy: that was quite something, he ignored the question. yet another monologue about how big his crowds were. someday -- i feel like he'll be in prison going, you should have seen them, all the way back to the edge, they were chanting my name. [ applause ] trump, trump! and one more thing before we forge ahead. it is thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary cens censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> you've demonstrated you do
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have a bias against the president. >> that was going to be pretty obvious to begin with. he [ bleep ]ed me. >> it isn't about leadership, it's about [ bleep ]. >> let's start with arthur chen who tells us about an organization in new jersey tackling the big job of [ bleep ]ing horses. >> it didn't feel like it was going to be my day, my hands were freezing, my [ bleep ] was tightening up. >> i understand that you're being [ bleep ]ed by our president but it does seem like you're benefitting a lot. >> people who are just tuning in, what the [ bleep ] happened? >> oh i just [ bleep ] my pants! >> no, no, no. i got three will you [ bleep ] questions? the first one is, will you [ bleep ] the president of the united states, donald trump? >> here's the deal. if you're going to [ bleep ], [ bleep ] it needs to be black [ bleep ]. yeah, yeah, you're good. >> even months back when the president was [ bleep ]ing you, did that hurt? >> oh, so you're being executed?
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>> no one's being executed, not today. >> just shut up and let me [ bleep ] you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, we say good-bye to "scandal" with music from chaka khan, the cast of the show. be right back with shonda rhimes and kerry washington! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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chaka khan from the mercedes-benz stage. next week, what a lineup we have next week, maybe the number one super guest list ever assembled. next week, from "avengers: infinity war" robert downey jr., tom holland, zoe saldana, mark ruffalo, scarlett johannson, chris hemsworth, chadwick boseman, tom hiddleston, don cheadle, benedict cumberbatch, josh brolin and more, if you can believe it. plus music from a perfect circle, bleachers, middle kids and morgan wallen with florida georgia line. so please join us for all of that. in the year 2012, our first guests created a world of d.c. drama that, at the time, seemed over the top. now we know better. together, they made one of the most popular shows of the decade, to which we said goodbye tonight. but before they go, say hello to shonda rhimes and kerry washington. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: how are you? >> good, how are you? >> just noticed you have a boot on. >> i do have a boot on. >> jimmy: yeah, they love to come out. [ cheers and applause ] >> sit down, sit down! >> jimmy: isn't that nice? >> sit down! >> jimmy: i'll say the audience absolutely loved the finale, and they were screaming and crying and yelling at people if they got up, it was quite a scene in here. are you okay? are you all right there? >> i am. i am. i just -- i went on a vacation for the first time ever. >> jimmy: that's a mistake. >> i went to barbados on a rihanna pilgrimage, i went to rihanna's house. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> yes. coming home, i dropped a suitcase on my foot and broke my
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toes. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> still, rihanna. >> she's telling people it's because she's been kicking ass. >> jimmy: i know you write a lot of shows at once, do you ever write them with your feet to save time? >> i do not, i do not, so they're safe. >> jimmy: thank you for coming, i appreciate you being here. [ cheers and applause ] it's kind of sad. you guys always come and we're always -- we've done so many fun things together. how did you -- like how did you first meet and decide that you were going to do this show together? >> oh, wow. >> together? oh, i remember you first coming in. >> okay, first came in. i had been meeting like all of these actresses. everybody wanted this part. >> yeah, it was a big, big meeting thing. you came in. >> oh-oh. >> no, it was amazing. you came in, and i think it was literally like two seconds in. you started talking about politics. and i knew that i wanted kerry for the part. but i have one of those faces. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you didn't know that? >> no! i had to audition, there's a
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process, i understand. >> my broug partner betsy beers says i have one of those faces where i get excited and start writing inside my head so my face goes blank, so people think i don't like them, as opposed to, she's really excited. >> jimmy: did you feel it didn't go well, kerry? >> i did not at all think that i was the one. i mean, because i also had girlfriends who read the script and felt like it was written for them. i felt that way. but everybody felt that way. it was so beautifully and brilliantly written. and also black girls, we weren't getting material like that in this town. now there are lots of opportunities. [ cheers and applause ] at the time it was like the diamond in the rough that is hollywood. so i really, really wanted this opportunity. but i had no idea that the first meeting went so well. >> oh, yeah, it did. >> jimmy: glad we could clear that up. shon da, i heard you were working on the show that aired tonight yesterday, like it was not done yet? >> it was not done yesterday at
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about 2:00 p.m. was when i was done. i think my post-production team was probably done yesterday even later than that. >> jimmy: and what was it specifically were you still tinkering with beforehand? >> we were so blessed that we got to get a special song written by stevie wonder. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was a new -- yeah, i didn't recognize that song. >> brand-new song. >> you would not recognize the song. >> jimmy: how did you get that? >> it was a brand-new song. >> you have to be shonda rhimes. >> it was a brand-new song written by my favorite gladiator, stevie wonder. he wrote because he was inspired by "scandal" that he gave to us. so we got to put it in, we got to put it in at the very last minute. >> jimmy: did he call you and tell you, hey, i have this song, somebody contact you, i have something you might get to use? >> getting tothat to stevie wonder on the phone is pretty amazing. when he puts down the phone and says "hold on" and then starts playing music is a life-changing experience. >> jimmy: so he played the song for you?
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>> oh my god, yes. >> jimmy: what if you had hated it? [ laughter ] >> you don't hate anything stevie wonder does. >> jimmy: i know, but let's say stevie loses his mind and it's totally -- it's like "scandal i light a candle ♪ >> the man is a national treasure. >> jimmy: ♪ i'm wearing sandals." >> the man is a national treasure? you got that in there. kerry, when you're walking in at the end of the show, i think you leave the show open to interpretation at the end, right? >> absolutely, yes. >> jimmy: you won't tell people how to interpret it? >> no. >> jimmy: kerry, how do you interpret it? [ laughter ] i think it's a fair question. because you know, you're acting, you're reading is stuff that shonda's written. i think like anybody else, probably, of course you have a better handle on it than anybody else, but like why is olivia pope's portrait hanging in the national portrait gallery? why do you think that is? >> oh ho ho -- gosh, i really
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want shonda to answer this question. >> jimmy: yeah, shonda. >> even in the script it's written that we don't know exactly why. >> jimmy: right. >> in the actual screenplay for the episode it says it's not clear whether it's because she's the president or a first lady or what's happening. >> it doesn't say it's not clear and we don't know, it says that the audience is left not knowing. >> right. we know. >> jimmy: do you know? >> i know. >> tell us! >> i'm not going to say. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we know. you know but you'll never tell. >> i get one last thing to say as a spoiler that i'm going to hold on to for the rest of my life. >> jimmy: really? >> oh my goodness. the very last day of filming i got to bring my parents and my daughter to walk through our pretend portrait gallery and witness that. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. who has the portrait? >> that was extraordinary. >> the smithsonian. >> jimmy: they took -- >> has one, right? >> not yet. they haven't seen the episode so i don't know that they know. >> oh, oh. >> maybe they will now.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: do they get whatever they want or do you set things aside, i want to keep this? >> the smithsonian came to curate and took some items, which was a huge compliment for us. i pretty much was, take whatever you want. it might be that there's the -- we have a replica of the resolute desk that jack kennedy and president obama sat at, that fitz sat it, that might be someplace in my home. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: should we bring out the rest of the cast? >> yes, please. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: shonda rhimes is here, kerry washington is here, we'll be right back with the cast of "scandal!" >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by lyft. download the app, request a ride, and be on your way in minutes. minutes.
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>> jimmy: oh, hi, we're back. shonda rhimes and kerry washington are here. our next guests are a fun-loving group of legislators, gladiators, fornicators and murderers. please welcome the graduating cast of "scandal," tony goldwyn, katie lowes, darby stanchfield, jeff perry, guillermo diaz, bellamy young, scott foley, joe morton, cornelius smith jr., george newbern and the late josh malina! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> actually, they are. >> jimmy: i don't know if you guys are looking to continue your characters but there's some people in this audience now -- [ cheers and applause ] who are writing fan fiction using shonda's -- shonda, this is clearly intellectual property theft going on. but they're willing to continue writing for you guys if you want to continue doing the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm in. >> yes. >> welcome. >> jimmy: who is most emotional at the final -- when you taped the final scene of the final show? >> i remember walking in and there were tissue boxes. >> oh, yes. >> like one of these -- >> everywhere. >> i was very emotional. >> jimmy: did everyone use the tissues? >> yes. >> jimmy: people were crying? >> i used at least one whole box by myself. >> i just took them home for later. >> jimmy: were the people who placed the tissue boxes in on the tables also crying? >> they were. >> yeah. >> yes, they were. >> jimmy: everybody was. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: when josh was killed,
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josh, by the way, would you like a -- [ audience: awww ] >> jimmy: would you like a pillow? [ rim shot ] >> that was the worst round of the "scandal" drinking game ever. >> jimmy: jeff, what did you -- >> you know, i can usually separate jeff, josh, cyrus, our attorney general. but i -- but when the poison wasn't working fast enough, i was kind of like, pranked and humiliated and scared a lot of people, a lot of my friends. >> jimmy: we're going to have to have that in a minute. we did pull a little prank on josh. i say little prank. i mean a really big prank on josh. >> finally. >> jimmy: i feel like -- well, if anyone deserves it, it's josh. >> yes. >> amen. >> i hear you. >> jimmy: i do want to ask you guys about just the -- this journey. i almost hate to use the word.
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because everybody uses that word all the time. but, i mean, how are you feeling right now? have you all seen the finale? have you all seen the last show? >> i haven't watched it. >> yes. >> i have not. >> i'm in denial. i haven't seen the last three. really. which is why i haven't told you how brilliant the episode is because i haven't watched it. i feel like once i watch it, then it's really over. >> jimmy: there's a point in it when you know this because you shot the scene, where tony says, "take off your clothes." [ cheers and applause ] >> that's already my ring tone. >> jimmy: how was the wrap party? were you able to -- >> so fun, so fun. >> off the hook. >> i thought people were going to be so tired because we wrapped at 4:00 in the morning. but that dance floor was going. >> it was crazy.
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>> jimmy: we did get some video. i don't know who shot this for us. >> oh my goodness. >> yeah! >> whoo! >> jimmy: that's dangerous. [ cheers and applause ] >> you kind of let me do that? >> i kind of let him do that. i said that three times. >> i was like, no, joe has it. >> i will recommend everyone go to tony's instagram feed and watch a terrific dancing video. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> it was coachella this weekend, it was crazy. >> yeah, we tore up coachella this evening. as did jimmy, i might add. >> jimmy: i was on video, tearing up via videotape. scott, you got stuck in prison for like the whole last episode. you were briefly in a parking lot, then right to solitary
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confinement. >> yeah. it sort of felt like they couldn't wait to get me there. >> jimmy: it was the scene after you guys learned josh had been smothered and poisoned and everything, really. he's almost unkillable. you guys were really upset. was any of that real sorrow from just feeling bad about the show? >> about josh? >> jimmy: no, not about josh. >> about the show? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it was? >> that table read, i think everyone was crying. >> jimmy: is that where you all kind of found out what -- >> yeah. >> yeah. >> we were in d.c. shooting the last episode -- >> we didn't know anything until we all sat down to read it together. >> jimmy: josh knew. >> i got a call the night before. i saw it was shonda ace office, i didn't answer. i have to be mentally, emotionally, physically prepared to speak to shonda, she's very powerful. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that fear of being killed off the show or whatever,
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that continues. >> to the end. >> jimmy: all the way to the very end. >> oh yeah. >> at the end of the table read, for about 10 or 15 seconds, i think we all just sat there. we were all stunned at what at happened inside that script. >> jimmy: what a beautiful prison wedding that was. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> it was great officiating. great ring bearer. >> i managed to get married in every single thing i do. >> jimmy: you do look married. we should put you on "the bachelor." >> yes! >> yeah, sponsored by geritol or whatever. >> jimmy: so as i mentioned, i know that josh has done a lot of terrible things to a lot of you -- >> to a lot of really good people. >> funny you mention that. josh, i feel a little some kind of way, because you've never pranked me. >> oh! >> why is that, josh? >> it's early yet. >> jimmy: when we come back, on
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your behalf we retaliated against josh. >> great, amazing. >> i cannot thank you enough. >> jimmy: and it worked, let's just say that. katie was an accomplice. we'll see that terrible prank on josh when we come back. the cast of "scandal" is here! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (baby crying) ♪ ♪ don't juggle your home life and work life without it. ♪ ♪ and don't forget who you're really working for without it. ♪ ♪ funding to help grow your business... ♪ ♪ another way we have your back. ♪ ♪ the powerful backing of american express. don't do business without it.
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you knew this was coming. sorry, let me check my text real quick. >> i don't know why it's making noise. >> stop texting! >> are you asking me out on a date? >> i am, i am! is my fly open? >> yes. >> completely. >> i have to burp. got it out. ♪ mexican bowl >> aagh! >> jimmy: a lot of fun is had on the set. [ cheers and applause ] the cast of "scandal" is here. shonda rhimes, creator of the show. so there's a lot. there's a real camaraderie here, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: at the time it may be like, like the bad brother in
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this family -- >> horrible. >> yeah. >> it's true. >> is josh. >> jimmy: josh, what has josh done to you? >> he's always pranking me. during season 3 i think he came on hard with his planks. tony goldwyn was directing. we were in the conference room. before every take we were on these chairs on wheels. and we're both in the scene. before every take he would take his heel and push the chair as far as he could across the room. then action! of course i was trying to do a good job so i was scurrying back as fast as i could, not realizing that what he was looking for was a reaction. then i burst into tears. >> she's crying, what's going on? >> burst into tears. >> that's where you needed to be for the scene. you're welcome. >> jimmy: you're codirecting. hey, what has he done to you? >> i feel the worst thing josh -- i mean, they're small things. there's shaving cream behind door handles. >> oh, yes. >> that's small, that's whatever. the worst thing he did was he
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got some amazing technology that made it look like george new burn had sent me an e-mail that was incredibly inappropriate. >> yes, yes. >> incredibly sexual. >> yes, yeah. >> very, very sexual. i went up to george, like what is this? >> i didn't do it, i didn't do it! >> he's freaking out. >> oh my god, i want to put my mm in a mm, ack, it wasn't me! >> jimmy kimmel gave me this technology. >> jimmy: i don't want you to turn on me. >> you sent me on the second-most important jewish holiday, april fools. >> josh gets called into the principal's office because george is upset, i'm upset, i can't believe i got an e-mail like this. and we find out of course it's josh, april fools' day. josh has been told that he has to come to george and i and make a formal, sincere apology to our faces. >> i never got an apology. >> never got one. >> never happened.
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>> tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight! >> jimmy: something better than an apology, i think. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is an elaborate prank. so this goes even to the point where joe and tony went and did an appearance on "good morning america" where they barged in on a family while they're watching "scandal," a family, big fans of "scandal," just to set this prank up. so they did that on "good morning america." then we told katie, who was in on the prank, and josh, who was not, that they were going to barge in on a family during "scandal." and what they did not know was that the family was a family of actors and that when they got there, something terrible was going to happen. >> so here we are in mission control as we call it, really the garage. we've got monitors so we can see everything that goes on in the house. josh molina is on his way, he thinks this is for good morning america. it is not for "good morning
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america," it's for "good night, america." >> here we go, everybody. >> let's do this. >> let's do this. >> teamwork. >> he deserves this. >> he sure does. >> we're here. >> oh, very exciting. >> he's going to have this basket of goodies. you're going to have this confetti can to shoot off a rocket. so you see the arrows. you twist. take it off. it's going to fly out. are you ready? >> hi, guys. katie and -- >> josh. >> we're here and there is an awesome family of gladiators in this house behind us. >> nicole and ryan and mama. oh, we're going to surprise mama. >> they don't know that we're coming. >> jimmy: yes, you are, and vice versa. >> oh my god. ♪ ♪ >> we're just going to do this
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right away? >> hello! i hear you guys are watching some "scandal"? >> "scandal" night! >> aahh! >> i'm not going to clean that up. >> okay! >> hi! >> hello! >> hey, hi! oh, mama? did i scare mama? oh-oh, mama. >> you all right, mama? [ breathing heavily ] >> is everything okay? mama? >> are you okay? >> oh -- >> a drink of water? water, i'll get water. >> oh -- >> call 911. >> i'll call 911. >> sit back, just relax. >> oh! i'm sorry! >> she's got a heart problem. >> she does? >> she's usually okay --
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>> mama, here. here. >> we should have known that before we did this. >> stay calm. breathe. >> stay calm, just breathe. >> grab his hand, grab his hand. >> i'm so sorry, i'm so sorry. >> we would have never -- >> it's not a good day. >> it scared her. >> it was not a good -- >> just keep talking to her. >> i'm katie, and this is -- >> josh. >> this is josh. and we're friends, we're here from "scandal." >> sorry to scare you, i'm so sorry. we're here for you. breathe. >> that thing with the confetti, you did that, right? >> they gave it to me. i'm sorry. we wanted it to be a good surprise, not a bad one. >> it's okay, it's okay -- >> i'm so sorry. >> okay, mama, the ambulance is here. >> they're here to help you.
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>> jimmy: it's not an ambulance. >> oh, i'm sorry -- >> the can thing, what was -- >> i'm sorry, i'm sorry -- >> she was okay! >> i'm sorry, that was horrible. it's supposed to be a nice surprise, not a horrible surprise. >> jimmy: so what happened? what happened here? >> oh my god. i can't believe you did that. >> jimmy: are you okay? >> oh, that is the worst thing that anyone has ever done to me. >> jimmy: are you okay? >> that is the worst thing anyone has ever done to anybody. oh, oh my god! >> jimmy: we'll take from it here, guys. we got him. oh, no! >> oh my gosh, oh my gosh --
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>> jimmy: well, we were hired for this job by all your friends from "scandal" who are so grateful for all your many pranks over the years. >> i can't say i didn't have it coming. but -- wow. i thought i killed a woman. >> jimmy: next time, you'll kill somebody next time. >> you guys are -- >> josh molina! years, years in the making! [ cheers and applause ] >> no, no, no! >> jimmy: there you go, all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> nice work. >> jimmy: we'll be right back.
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>> good evening, miss pope. [ toilet flushes ] >> hi. >> i will need intelligence to compile -- i'm going to say it right. >> when? >> shut it. >> aggh! oh my god, oh my god! >> i'm sorry, [ bleep ]. shonda hates me. >> you're killing it. >> i have a picture of shonda right here like this. you better get that right, mother [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: you got to get it right. it's simple as that. [ cheers and applause ] so anyway, i want to say congratulations. the show was so much fun. and it will definitely be missed. and you guys are a great group. on behalf of everyone, especially you, the big, big fans that we have here on the show, thank you. [ cheers and applause ]
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six years of "scandal." the cast of "scandal," shonda rhimes, everybody! when we come back, we have one more "scandal" surprise for you. music from chaka khan. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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fearcrazy enough to believe it can change the world. fearless is resilient enough to suffer the slings and arrows - and come out stronger. fearless reads the rules, understands the limitations, listens to the naysayers - and then goes ahead and does it anyway. you know what we make. fearless makes us who we are.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank shonda rhimes and the whole cast of "scandal." apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. now this is very special. to cap the evening, here with the song "i'm every woman," chaka khan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm every woman it's all in me
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