that's our report, we appreciate your >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- zooey deschanel. and snoop dogg. and now, and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks -- thanks for everything. that's very nice. i do want to say that for those of you -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right already. it's too much now. anyway, welcome.

how many of you are visiting us from afar, from other cities? [ cheers and applause ] it was 93 degrees here in los angeles today. it's april. it was 50 degrees cooler today than it was in new york. 43 was the high in new york. and yet in a way, it was hotter in new york as the fbi in new york made its most dramatic and aggressive move on the white house yet. you know, it's never a great time when your lawyer needs a lawyer. but that is the spot donald jeffeny trump finds himself in tonight. as a dozen fbi agents raided the office of his personal attorney, michael cohen, raided his house and his hotel room. he has a house and a hotel room? [ laughter ] the guy that pays off porn stars has a hotel room. is to me a red flag. michael cohen is the gentleman who paid stormy daniels $130,000 he claims of his own money, and

he claims without the president's knowledge, to keep her quiet. "the new york times" is reporting this raid on his office is focused on many things, not just the payment. special counsel robert mueller is said to be interested in potential cohen contacts with vladimir putin's spokesman about building a trump tower in moscow. is there ever going to be a story about donald trump that doesn't involve vladimir putin? [ laughter and applause ] i wouldn't be surprised if at the end of all this, trump breaks down and starts speaking perfect russian like kevin costner at the end of "no way out." [ laughter ] the fbi seized e-mails, tax documents, business records. they barged in unannounced, like the donald himself storming into a beauty pageant dressing room. and not surprisingly, the president wasted no time angrily weighing in. >> so i just heard that they broke into the office of one of my personal attorneys, good man, and it's a disgraceful

situation. it's a total witch-hunt. i've been saying it for a long time. i have this witch-hunt constantly going on for over 12 months now. and actually, much more than that. you could say it was right after i won the nomination it started. and it's a disgrace. it's frankly a real disgrace. it's an attack on our country in a true sense. it's an attack on what we all stand for. so when i saw this, and when i heard it, i heard it like you did, i said that is really now in a whole new level of unfairness. >> yeah, and you are in a whole new level of screwed. [ laughter and applause ] it's a witch-hunt. even though the guy running this operation is a republican, it's a witch-hunt. but who is behind this hunting of the witches? >> this is the most biased group of people. these people have the biggest conflicts of interest i've ever

seen. democrats, all, or just about all. either democrats or a couple of republicans that worked for president obama. they're not looking at the other side. they're not looking at the hillary clinton, horrible things that she did and all of the crimes that were committed. they're not looking at all of the things that happened that everybody is very angry about, i can tell you from the republican side. and i think even the independent side. >> jimmy: no, not the independent side. they're okay with the whole thing. [ laughter ] no one from the independent side is upset. but tell us more about why this should be about hillary clinton and not you. >> we've had that hanging over us now from the very, very beginning. and yet the other side, they don't even bother looking. and the other side is where there are crimes. and those crimes are obvious, lies, under oath, all over the place. e-mails that are knocked out, that are acid-washed and deleted. nobody's ever seen.

33,000 e-mails are deleted after getting the subpoena for congress. and nobody bothers looking at that. >> jimmy: i love that he's back with the acid washing. [ laughter ] it's like, will somebody get him a light blue pair of jeans so he can stop with that already. then he changed the subject to the attacks in syria, which is what he was supposed to be talking about. now we'll wait to see what he does. will he fire robert mueller? will a sitting american president have the audacity to fire the person investigating him during the investigation? the man fired meatloaf, you can't rule anything out. [ laughter ] if he does fire mueller, will republicans in congress impeach him? some have gone on record saying this is a line that cannot be crossed. all i know is mike pence was sitting there doing a jig under the desk. going home and kissing his rabbit on the head over and over again. he's so happy. so many colorful characters on team trump, but none more than tv pundit turned chief economic adviser larry kudlow.

before the fbi stormed in -- or "stormyed" in, kudlow was asked about facebook ceo mark zuckerberg, who's going to testify before congress tomorrow. and he gave this thoughtful and stylish response. >> mark zuckerberg goes to the hill this week to testify. >> yeah. >> does the administration feel facebook should be regulated? >> is he going to wear a suit and tie and clean white shirt? >> no clue. >> that's my question. is he going to behave like an adult? as a major corporate leader? or give me this phony baloney hoodies and dungarees? >> you don't think much of mark zuckerberg, i take it? >> i think i could help him clean up his act. >> jimmy: yeah. maybe get him a cute lavender pashmina like mine. [ laughter ] i think we just found a new host for "fashion police." mark zuckerberg is scheduled to testify tomorrow and to explain how and why facebook gave cambridge analytica personal information on 87 million facebook users. this is information used by the

trump campaign in the election. zuckerberg will be in the hot seat. usually he's in the hot seat getting a perm. [ laughter ] but if things go poorly tomorrow, we might be forced to remember our friends' birthdays again. which could be sad. [ laughter ] a lot of people are leaving facebook to protest this breach of privacy, using the hash tag "delete facebook." which i want to say, before you do that, i remind you, if you delete facebook you're going to have to talk to your mother on the phone to tell her what's going on, so think about that. [ laughter and applause ] but this data -- this data was -- it's an interesting story. cambridge analytica got this data from facebook users. it was originally collected by university of cambridge psychology professor who created a personality test app. soon as you as the user agreed to the terms and services, that big contract, facebook all of a sudden had the right to share all your personal information without any limitations at all. so today facebook started sending notifications to those users who may have had their data tapped. if you were one of them, go to your page.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: if you like that, share it on facebook tomorrow. this is -- this is from a local news affiliate in portland, oregon, but the story is from florida. it's a story of a woman who came up with an exceptionally creative excuse for her arrest. >> police say she was one of two passengers in a car that was swerving on the road. officers pulled the car over and they say they could smell marijuana. during the search, police say the or officer found cocaine inside posy's purse. when questioned about the drugs, she admitted the marijuana was hers, but said the wind must have blown the cocaine through the window and into her purse. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in fairness, she was very high on marijuana when she came up with that. [ cheers and applause ] watch out for the wind. we have a fun show tonight. zooey deschanel and snoop dogg. i love having snoop dogg on the show and zooey too. [ cheers and applause ] but this is the first time he's been here since they legalized marijuana. for recreational use. i'm a little worried he might

not make it out of his increasing room. guillermo, check on snoop to make sure everything's okay. i don't want to be annoying but this is a true story. many years ago i was hosting the american music awards and we had a comedy bit during the monologue at the top of the show. the idea is, snoop would be in the lobby having a bake sale and we had a table with brownies on it. and the joke would be, i'd find josh groban in line. i'd go get out of there, right? i talked to snoop at rehearsal, it was a live show, i sneed need you to be right as the show begins for this to work. he said, i will absolutely be there, do not worry about this. and then of course the show started. [ laughter ] and snoop was nowhere to be found -- oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you okay? is everything good to go with snoop down there? >> everything is sure, homey. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. zooey deschanel and snoop dogg are here. and to celebrate a visit from snoop, it's time to play a game called "who's high." it's a very simple game. cousin sal is out on hollywood boulevard. how are you doing? >> good, how have you been? >> jimmy: so do you know which contestant is high? >> i do. >> jimmy: how do you know that? did they tell you, or do you

know by the smell? >> a little vomiting backstage. but yeah, no, i just know. >> jimmy: very good. first we have angela. where are you from? >> new orleans, louisiana. >> jimmy: are you here on vacation right now? >> yes. >> jimmy: are you enjoying yourself? >> i sure am. >> jimmy: what have you been up to? >> i went to palm springs, i just got here from palm springs yesterday. and i've been in houston as well. >> jimmy: okay, all right, very good. now let's meet our next contestant. and his name is -- what is that? i can't see behind your medallion. >> candy ken. >> jimmy: candy ken? >> yeah, here we go. >> jimmy: that is your nickname, i assume? >> yeah. >> jimmy: candy ken, what is it that you do for a living? >> performance art. >> jimmy: what kind of performance art? >> music videos. i do -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where are you from, candy ken? >> austria. >> jimmy: okay, all right. and finally, we meet jasmine.

hello, jasmine. >> hi. >> jimmy: where are you from, jasmine? >> i'm from roosevelt, new york. >> jimmy: roosevelt, new york. okay, so jasmine, let me get a closer look at your eyes right now. see if you can open those a little. >> i was born this way. >> jimmy: you do have some redness and you seem like the least likely candidate to me right now, which makes me think you are the most likely candidate. [ laughter ] candy ken, would you mind showing us your eyes? take those glasses off. okay, yep, all right. i feel like candy ken is trying to convince us he's high. jasmine is nodding yes. and angela, let's take a look at your eyes there. okay, very -- well, pretty clear. pretty clear. angela, what's your favorite movie? >> i just saw -- i just saw -- i can't even remember. >> jimmy: okay, well, that's -- >> sal: case closed. >> jimmy: that's kinda the

perfect answer. so i got angela, ken, and jasmine. i'm just -- based on the -- oh, now jasmine is trying to make me pick her, so i don't know. angela, i'm going with angela. i'm going to say you are high. >> yes. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] sal, what do you have for our players? >> sal: i have cookie dough, raw cookie dough, it's great for the abs. >> jimmy: very good, enjoy the raw cookie dough. remember, don't eat it raw. thank you very much. let's bring in another group here. one of the people we are about to meet is also high. we have matt, joel, and dillon. you guys look like a rap group of some kind. [ laughter ] no, wait, matt and dillon, you're twins? >> yes, we are. >> your names are matt dillon? >> yes. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: we figured it out, your parents are high. >> sal: they're triplets, jimmy,

i don't know if it shows. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> we're from south australia. >> jimmy: south australia, how about that. you're here on vacation? >> we're vacating with two other twins as well. >> jimmy: really? how old are you? >> 24. >> jimmy: matt dillon the actor was famous when you were born. >> i couldn't tell you that. >> jimmy: an error, right? >> we'll go with that. >> jimmy: so you don't even know why this is funny? >> we do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you know who matt dillon is? >> is he a chef? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. this is unbelievable. >> no, he's an actor. >> jimmy: yeah, he's an actor. that's right. you could have been matt damon. could have been worse, right? >> that is true. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. and joel, where are you from, joel? >> charlotte, north carolina. >> jimmy: you know who matt dillon is, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: of course you do. you are hiding your eyes, it

seems. >> lil bit. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living? >> i'm a musician. >> jimmy: what kind of music do you do? >> i play it all. i'm a drummer. >> jimmy: let's take a look at your eyes if you don't mind. see what we can get going there. okay, all right. lift up that cap a little because i can't really see. all right. pretty clear. well, i don't know. you know, you might want to see an optometrist. >> i was working on that. >> jimmy: you might have the beginning of glaucoma. all right. [ laughter ] matt, let's have a look at matt's eyes. have you been smoking pot today? >> no, sir. >> jimmy: okay, well, that kinda answers my question. and dillon, your brother, it would be weird if one was high and the other wasn't. let's take a look at dillon. dillon's never had a joint in his life. he's still got his boy freckles.

all right, okay, you know what, joel, i think you are high. are you? >> i think you're racist, jimmy. [ laughter and applause ] [ rim shot ] >> sal: that's the end of "are you high." >> jimmy: what's that, sal? >> sal: no more "are you high," i guess. >> jimmy: this is weird that one of the twins would be high. >> jimmy: i'm going with matt, you are the high one. >> no, i'm not. >> jimmy: dillon comes out of nowhere. dillon, you are high? >> correct. >> jimmy: oh my goodness. well, at least your parents can be proud of one of you. all right. we have prizes for all of you. >> sal: hacky sack all the way back to austria. >> jimmy: have fun hacky sacking together. all right. thank you very much. that's matt and dillon and joel. how about that. there's the game, we call "who's high." [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, this is his new album. it's called "snoop dogg presents bible of love." snoop dogg is here to chat with us and perform for us from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] this is a gospel album, and it's really good. if i was snoop, i would have called it jazesus. but that's just me. [ laughter ] tomorrow night, eva longoria and sebastian maniscalco will join us. we'll have music from daniel caesar featuring her and later this week anna faris, shia labeouf, chris hardwick, sandra oh, and music from first aid kit and the regrettes. please join us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a golden

globe and emmy-nominee for her work on the now inaccurately titled "new girl" which begins it's final season tomorrow night at 9:30 on fox. please say hello to zooey deschanel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you didn't get any second-hand smoke from guillermo and/or snoop? >> well, i am now. look at you! >> guillermo: hi, how are you? welcome back. >> thank you. >> jimmy: he's saying welcome back to me. he has no idea what's going on. [ laughter ] i think the last time you were here, snoop dogg was here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you guys traveling together, what's going on? >> i just open up for him sometimes. yeah, no, he was on a few years ago when i was on, and i was pregnant with my daughter. and i really wanted to meet him.

so i went in his room and met him, and he was like, you're pregnant! and i was like, yeah. he was like, i'm gonna send you a gift! and i got so excited, because i didn't know, like, what kind of gift snoop would send, like, is it a boy or a girl, at the time i didn't know. so he's like, i'll send you one gift for a boy, and one gift for a girl! and i've been waiting for those gifts ever since. >> jimmy: oh, really? [ laughter ] >> i've had another baby since then. so i was hoping that when i came here today that he'd be ready with some onesies or something. >> jimmy: well, snoop has a different calendar than other people. >> right. >> jimmy: i'm sure he'll get to that. >> i'll give him until the kids graduate college. >> jimmy: maybe that's what he's waiting for. because the gifts that he sends, you don't want like a juice box. >> might not be appropriate. >> jimmy: exactly, exactly. >> literally juice, but no gin. >> jimmy: how are the children? >> they're really good. >> jimmy: your son is almost a year? >> almost a year. >> jimmy: yeah, we had boys

right at the same time. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: right in that area. >> yeah. they've met each other, you know. >> jimmy: they met at a nightclub. [ laughter ] >> they were like, what's up? >> jimmy: so you must be planning a party, doing all that kind of stuff. no? nothing like that? >> i mean i haven't, but, yes, of course. i have a lot of time to throw parties. >> jimmy: i read that you were going to be a part of this live concert with beauty & the beast at the hollywood bowl. which is a fantastic venue. are the kids going to come to that? i assume you're beauty? >> yes, i'm belle. and i don't know what time it is. i know what day it is. so thank goodness. >> jimmy: but it might be too late. >> might be too late at night. so hopefully i can take elsie, my older one to a rehearsal. >> jimmy: and she can watch. what do you think it will do to her seeing mom be a disney princess? >> at least it will prove to her that i'm a singer and she can't tell me to stop singing, which is what she does all the time.

she's like, mommy, stop singing! >> jimmy: i think nicole richie does that lionel. [ laughter ] >> i'm like, my feelings are hurt, and then she goes, okay, mommy, you can sing. >> jimmy: it's not the audience you're necessarily looking for. >> she likes to perform, kinda. >> jimmy: have you taken the kids to disneyland? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you have? >> charlie just, like, slept in the room. so we took my sister, took her two kids. and we took elsesy. and my parents came. >> jimmy: like a big thing? >> a whole, fun big thing. and my sister has a son the same age as elsie. it was like, it's going to be so exciting. and they were really excited and having so much fun at the breakfast with the characters and all the stuff. and so we got in the park early and we're like, okay, what is the first ride we're going to go to? like, apparently the 2-year-olds are tall enough for all the rides. so let's go to the best ride,

pirates of the caribbean, which i didn't think at the time that, like, a ride so immersive, which is so entertaining to adults, would be so terrifying -- >> jimmy: oh, right off the bat. >> for two children who have never even seen a movie. never even seen like a youtube video. >> jimmy: really? >> i mean, so we're like, yeah, let's do this. we sit in the boat. as soon as we go out on the bayou with the guy playing "deliverance," i'm like, oh my god, this was a terrible mistake. and i see my daughter tense up. and my nephew is like -- and we went down the drop. and they both were like, aahh! >> jimmy: the drop alone scared them? >> they were clinging to us the entire time. and then it became this thing. you know, when kids have something that scares them, they talk about it for months afterwards. so now like her main thing,

she's like, if she sees someone scared, she's like, he's scared of pirates. [ laughter ] so halloween was a difficult night. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: lot of pirates coming in the door? >> lot of pirates. and you're like, no, no, no, no. and she's like, he's a pirate! and then she's like, daddy's scared of pirates! and i'm like, yeah, daddy's scared of pirates. >> jimmy: we should be scared of pirates. >> we should be. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> there was that movie with tom hanks. that was scary. >> jimmy: that was scary and they have the patches and hooks and everything. when we come back, we'll talk about the emotional, heart-wrenching finale of your final season of "new girl." zooey deschanel is here with us. we'll be right back. how do you become america's best-selling brand? you introduce the all-new ford ecosport and surprise people with how much they can get in a small suv. that means more standard features and more upgrades

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wasn't. >> yes, it was. well, it was like a highlight of my whole life, i would say. i mean, it was so amazing to just get to hang out with prince first. >> jimmy: did he come to the read-through first? >> no. it was like to the very last second, we were not sure if he was going to come to set and he'd already, like, spent so much money on this episode. it was like the super bowl episode. so there was so much riding on it. and we didn't know. and we're like, i hope he's the type that shows up. [ laughter ] like, i don't know. we didn't ask him to show up for any other thing. i was the first person to get an e-mail of him like, wanting to be on the show. and i got a cold e-mail from his manager and it was like the most on-brand prince e-mail. like too on-brand. >> jimmy: in what way? >> it was like, hello, i am manager to legendary artist prince. [ laughter ] he is loving the show "new girl."

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room, like he normally does. he sampled a few things i had in there. couple of vegetables and, you know, plants that i had laying around. >> jimmy: i will tell you, we have never been in more danger than we are right now. i never imagined you recording a gospel album. is that something that -- is that your idea? >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the first place? it was? >> my whole life, i was raised up in church. brought up in church. and the world we living in with all the negativity and violence, i just wanted to make something to representative peace, love and happiness and to use my platform. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a really good album, and it's very enjoyable to listen to. in that same way, when you walk into a church, you don't have to know the song, you instantly like it. were you in the choir when you were a kid at church? >> i did sing in the choir my mother used to make me lead even though i didn't like to. but at my church, we had plays,

re-enacting certain african american historians, george washington carver, frederick douglass. and they would teach us how to act and sing in our church. it was like a little school for talent to learn about god and to learn about how to be performers at the same time. >> jimmy: did you play george washington carver? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and did peanuts lead you to snoop dogg, snoopy? is there a connection there? >> you know what, jimmy, you may have found the connection to me -- >> jimmy: interesting. [ cheers and applause ] i was listening to the album and you were talking about the devil showing up, while you're continuing to do god's work. do you believe in the devil? >> definitely. >> jimmy: what do you think the devil is like? >> president. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maybe you have -- you have a vision of heaven, of what heaven may be like?

>> oh, wow, i think heaven is a beautiful place. i think it's happiness, i think it's no diseases, no violence, just forever life and everybody loving each other and trying to get to the next day. that's my vision of heaven. >> jimmy: do you think they have pot in heaven? >> i know they do. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: seth rogen was here last week, and we were talking about the mt. rushmore of pot smokers and of course you are on that mt. rushmore. and i think that seth is on that mt. rushmore. who would you put on that mt. rushmore? >> i would put bob marley. >> jimmy: how could i forget bob marley. seth has been kicked off. bob marley's in. >> cheech and chong. >> jimmy: i feel like they strayed. from the mountain. >> they cared the first faces on the mountains r. they're the ones showed us where the mountain was. >> jimmy: willie nelson. >> willie pete nelson. definitely. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: and by the way -- >> willie nelson is the only person who's ever out-smoked snoop dogg. >> jimmy: i believe that. >> i had to hit the time-out button. time-out. >> jimmy: had you ever hit that button before? >> never. >> jimmy: wow, that is something else. not only are you doing this, you're hosting a game show, the joker's wild. were you a game show fan as a kid? >> man, jimmy, with my grandmother, i used to watch all the game shows back in the '70s and -- >> jimmy: me too, with my grandmother. whied by our grandmothers specifically? >> i don't know but it was fun. she believed she was winning money when they was winning money. she was yelling answers at the screen. made me want to be a contestant first. as snoop dogg, i was able to use my weight to be on "family feud," "$25,000 pyramid," "how to be a millionaire" with what's his name. regis. >> jimmy: regis. >> yeah. i've been on every game show ever. >> jimmy: did you win the million dollars?

>> i won on every game show i been on. >> jimmy: you won the million dollars? >> i won 75,000 for my football league. ain't anyone give me no million dollars, they cut it down in half with taxes and all that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you love game shows. last time you were here, you gave me your top three greatest rappers of all time. who are the top three greatest game show hosts of all time? >> wow. wow. that's a great question. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i'm gonna go with bob barker. >> jimmy: can't argue with that. [ cheers and applause ] >> richard "kiss me in the mouth" dawson. >> jimmy: "family feud." [ cheers and applause ] >> and i'm going with old wink martin dale. >> jimmy: wink. i like that. did you ever meet any of those guys? >> who did i meet? no, i met dick clark. dick clark was the greatest, though, man. >> jimmy: is he in the top three? >> well, he didn't do game shows. he did american band stand. >> jimmy: he did some game shows. >> oh, he did.

25,000. somebody gotta move, dick is in there. [ laughter ] move out the way for dick. watch out, wink, dick's here. >> jimmy: later this year you're getting a star on the hollywood walk of fame. have you picked a spot yet? >> what! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you know that? >> no. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? >> i didn't know that. >> jimmy: you didn't know that? how do i know that and you don't know that? i feel like maybe you knew it and then you forgot you knew it. [ laughter ] you really didn't know that? >> is that when you like walking down hollywood boulevard and they got the marilyn monroe and frank sinatra. >> jimmy: this is the stars with your name. it will be a star. i assume it will have a recording artist logo, a microphone, and it will say "snoop dogg." >> for real? >> jimmy: for real. >> oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on one hand, i feel like honored to have informed

you of this, but on the other hand, i feel like i somehow ruined it. >> no, you made it good for me. i went to one before. i went to dr. jerry bust. when he got his star. i pulled my electric car out because he wanted me there. and i was there with him to get his star and that was beautiful. and for them to give me one, i'm humbled. i appreciate it. >> jimmy: it wasn't me, but i'll be there with you. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: snoop dogg! this is his album. "snoop dogg presents bible of love" is available now and "the joker's wild" returns sunday night at 10:00 on tbs. we'll be right back with snoop! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank zooey deschanel and apologies to matt damon. this is his album. "snoop dogg presents bible of love," here with the song "sunrise," with some help from sly pyper, snoop dogg!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ if you woke up today, consider yourself blessed. every sunrise is a blessing. ♪ if you live long enough ♪ you know it won't need to end ♪ ♪ my life has bumps and bruises battle scars had to prove my loyalty ♪ ♪ for my lord voices from vices got ♪ ♪ me standing here singing praises to your name to protecting me from my yesterday ♪ ♪ second chances come with every

sunrise ♪ ♪ i wake up feeling like the most high favorite child ♪ ♪ because he gave me you ♪ a breath of fresh air and a brand-new morning ♪ ♪ ain't it cool i woke up ♪ blessed and highly favoured just to see another day is proof that ♪ ♪ second chances come with every sunrise in my life bumps and bruises tribulations and trials ♪ ♪ but i made it through so it's all good these are better better days ♪ ♪ ♪ you should know ♪ been to the bottom of the barrel of my pride ♪ ♪ and i thought that was the prize ♪ ♪ sunrise ♪ i'm feeling like the most high's favourite child 'cos he gave me you ♪ a breath of fresh air and a brand new morning baby blue ♪ i woke up blessed and favoured just to see another day is proof that ♪ second chances come with every sunrise shout it out to the world i-g post it ♪

♪ if you get a second chance you better make the most of it i used to ride with ♪ ♪ them young guys blaze to the front tires but nowadays i just praise until the sun rise been down so long i'm used to falling y'all but i recognize ♪ ♪ this my calling dawg i been ordained anointed with the oil i'm on the battlefield ♪ ♪ loyal to the soil ♪ i'm looking at the man in the mirror ♪ ♪ because now things getting much clearer i got my own church my own choir my own band ♪ ♪ i guess you could say i'm a brand new man see rap guys usually don't get baptized ♪ ♪ but how could you cleanse your sins without it make you wanna ♪ ♪ think about it the right reverend the reverend wright recite light ♪ ♪ you see today is the day to get your life right right ♪ ♪ yeah woke up feeling like the most high's favorite child 'cos he gave me you ♪ ♪ yeah a breath of fresh air and a brand new morning let it bloom ♪ ♪ i wake up blessed and highly favoured just to see another day is proof that ♪

♪ second chances come with every sunrise ♪ ♪ every sunrise ♪ i get down on my knees and pray ♪ ♪ every sunrise ♪ i get down on my knees and pray ♪ ♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] >> come on, someone make some noise out there. i said somebody make some noise! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ it's just one more day the lord has kept me ♪

♪ whoa whoa whoa ♪ oh don't rush ♪ keep the pace i'm focused on my goal i need to tell the story ♪ ♪ yeah get together in a state to make me great even when i fell ♪ ♪ flat on my face you gave me grace lord knows that i haven't been an angel and i'm no saint but i'll always take the time to give you face for all you've done for me ♪ ♪ one more day one more day one more day ♪ ♪ god ♪ one more day one more day ♪ one more day come on one more day god ♪

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