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♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live - avengers infinity war week!"\e tonight^--\e robert^downey jr.\e tom^holland.\e zoe^saldana.\e paul^bettany.\e and pom^klementieff.\e plus music from a perfect circle.\e and now, don't touch that dial.\e here's jimmy kimmel.\e >> very nice. hello everybody. ♪ >> thanks, i'm jimmy.
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i'm your host. thanks for watching. i tell you, i know why you're excited. i understand. you are here. and please we have what may be the greatest team of talk show guests ever assembled backstage. all this week we will be joined by the stars of avengers. every lunch box i ever had as a kid is coming to life on this stage tonight. tonight robert downey jr., zoe saldana, paul bettany, pom klementieff and tom holland. gamora, ironman and spider-man are here and mantis. they brought us a clip from the movie, a clip that never been seen before. even the editors of the film were blindfolded as they cut this clip. that's how secret it is. and tonight we'll share it with
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you. time's really have changed. you know, when i was growing up, superhero movies were for kids, and being president were for grown-ups. and now it's completely the opposite. [ applause ] our president, donald trump launched his own war on infinity on twit their weekend with a series of angry tweets targeting james comey, nancy pelosi, opec, democrats, sleepy-eyed chuck todd, "the washington post," the failing "new york times." he tweeted ""the new york times" and third rate reporter named maggie haberman, known as a crooked h flunky who i don't speak with are going out of their way to destroy michael cohen and his relationship with me in the hope he le flip. if you're not familiar with maggie haberman, the third rate reporter trump doesn't speak to and has nothing to do with, there she is in the oval office. she is the one on the right. you can see she and the president aren't speaking. the thumb is up for get out of here, lady. the president tweeted a lot of
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weird stuff this weekend about michael cohen. he said that he likes and respects michael cohen, doesn't see him flipping on him, which of course warrants the question you don't see him flipping on you for what? what didn't you do that you trust he won't tell the prosecutors about. maybe that money he paid stormy daniels, $130,000, you knew nothing about. this stormy daniels story has a new twist. another porn star, a woman named jessica drake was at that golf tournament in lake tahoe. she says she, stormy and another starlet of the adult variety were in trump's hotel room together on the day trump and stormy made sweet beautiful love. >> drake says all three women left, and that's when she says she received a call asking her to come back to trump's hotel room. when she said no, drake says someone who worked for trump called her back offering her $10,000. >> so jessica, according to your story, donald trump thinks he can buy you, and the price is $10,000? >> that was the offer that was made, yeah.
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>> this is some golf tournament there. i always wondered what these guys find so interesting about golf. i think i finally figured it out. sadly, ms. drake declined the offer. but the outcome proves once again that donald trump really is the greatest negotiate their land has ever known. >> drake says she refused to return to the room, but stormy daniels told her she did go back on her own that night. >> i relayed my experience to her, what happened with me after we left the room. at the time that i relayed that experience to her, i didn't yet know of her experience until she said "he didn't offer to pay me." >> so we he got it for free. although it eventually cost him $130,000. but it all worked out. hotel rooms seem to be troublesome spots for donald trump there are new details concerning that infamous visit to moscow for the miss universe pageant in 2013. trump, you know, told james comey when comey was still director of the fbi that he
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couldn't have been with hookers in that room because he didn't even spend the night in moscow. but bloomberg news looked up the flight records, and he did. the record showed he stayed overnight at the moscow ritz, flew friday morning, flew back on sunday. so he was there for two nights, which means he was in moscow when the rumored bed-wetting party took place. who forgets they spent two nights in moscow? i mean it's not like he goes all the time. the last time he was there was in 1996. so this is getting interesting. trump added former new york mayor rudy giuliani to his legal team, which was an unusual move, but one that was praised by geraldo and his foxes and his friends. >> i think rudy giuliani will be a ferocious defender of the president in a way that will surpass any of the attorney's named so far in his defense team. he, rudy giuliani is exactly the guy. >> wooooo! >> he is the guy.
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[ applause ] >> i don't know. while trump was at mar-a-lago rage tweeting about cohen and witch-hunts this weekend, his wife melania was in houston paying her respects to the bush family after first lady barbara bush passed away. this photo, this photo was taken at the memorial service. you can see it's melania and president obama laughing together. obama appears to be making the first lady smile. most people don't know this, but kenyans and slovenians have been teasing each other playfully for many, many centuries. many people have been speculating as to what obama said. i happen to know what he said. i have a friend who was sitting right behind them. so he leaned over and he went "is it orange? that's what he said. the story, the story the press missed wasn't melania smiling at barack obama.
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it was michelle obama glaring at him after he did. what are you two laughing about over there, mr. friendly? president trump chose not to attend the funeral out of respect for his 7:30 tee time. no, he said he chose not to attend the disruption his security would cause. he chose not to join the obamas and the clintons at the service out of respect for the bush family. >> i don't even see anybody. i just see jeb. and jeb -- look, jeb is a loser. >> you know, we all mourn in different ways. the president and first lady are currently presiding over their first official state visit. earlier tonight the trumps hosted french president emmanuel macron and his wife at a dinner at mt. vernon. tomorrow night there is a big state dinner at the white house. white house press secretary sarah huckabee sanders weighed in on this. she weighed in on whether or not president macron will be able to change trump's mind on issues they don't agree on like the paris accord. you know trump thinks the paris accord is a moderately priced
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foreign midsized sedan. but the press secretary is confident that trump hold his own with anyone in tonight's inaugural edition of drunk sarah sanders. >> uh, i think that i'm feel very confident that we have the best negotiator at the table. look, you have two leaders that have an incredibly good -- hold on, let me finish. let me finish. that's not what i said. ♪ [ applause ] >> the only way to cope. a new royal baby has arrived. congratulations to prince william and his wife kate. [ cheering and applause ] they welcome their third child today, a baby boy. five hours of labor, but the royal baby brexited his mother
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healthy. i have to say, this was a very well kept secret. who even knew she was pregnant? i didn't. as is tradition, the royal arrival was announced in a very old-fashioned way, on the steps of the hospital by the official town crier. [ bell ]. >> hey! hey! hey! buckingham palace proudly announce the birth of a newly born lord prince that is his name. >> i like it. it's got a nice ring to it, you know. we don't have a royal baby here in hollywood. but we do have a new avengers movie, which to me is even better. [ cheering and applause ]
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>> it's aven"avengers: infinity" opens on friday. they're saying this could be the biggest opening for a marvel or ever. whenever this is on the way, we like to get a take from our in-house movie critic ya-ya. he is able to review movies before he even cease them, which is remarkable. with that said, sheer ya-ya talking about the sure to be blockbuster "avengers: infinity war." >> action! hi, it's me ya-ya. is good power? go. action! hi, it's me ya-ya. i talk about summer movie today. the movie actually behind me is the movie evident avirent. some hero the movie. ironman and captain america and intraman -- [ buzzer ] >> wow. and then the guy mama, what is
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his name in danny jr.? like guy in africa in the park. you know, he bring everybody together. you know, we have a spider-man in this young boy. his name tim, black panther is in the movie. he got also the guy with the hammer. ♪ hammer time >> you know australian guy. and the guy who play captain america. his name chris, chris -- chris -- chris. i think the guy, right there with the machine gun, that's the guy coober something. and i got the guy also the tree, vin diesel. that the guy, his name is star war. and that one hero, the green guy, he cut his clothes and is very strong. mark ruffalo. the movie she is dressedly
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black. her name is scarlum johansson. and this guy like electric power in his hand. you know he got more. >> so cool. >> never heard of it's. >> oh, that is the small guy like the bug, you know, like a common big and come in small and come many big. and tbig guy in the movie look exactly to me like bruce willis, you know like "die-hard" the movie. >> yippee kai [ bleep ]. >> zaz. >> made-up names. >> the end is near. >> the movie very good movie. also hero die in the movie. go watch the movie for everyone, like all the people, women, man, black, white, animal, dolphin, crocodile. go watch the movie. good movie.
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♪ >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. the infinity warriors are here from the avengers with an exclusive clip from the movie. we'll have that later. and then this is their new album. it's called "eat the elephant",
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a perfect circle from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night, "avengers: infinity war" continues with scarlett johansson, tom hiddleston, and music from bleachers and later this week josh hemsworth, don cheadle, elizabeth olsen, benedict cumberbatch and middle the morgan from the florida georgia line. join us for all of that. it's the greatest collection of heuer rows ever assembled for "avengers: infinity war," it happens right across the street. the movie opens everywhere on friday. please welcome ironman, spiedman, gamora, and mantis.iss please welcome
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jr., tom holland, zoe saldana and paul bettany. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you for coming. [ cheering and applause ] you know, there is a lot of excitement. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: i will say, i was driving into work this morning, and thank you guys for being here. i don't think we've ever had more of hollywood boulevard closed off for a premiere. and that includes like "star wars." do you feel at all competitive with the "star wars" franchise? >> no, no. >> jimmy: no? >> tom doesn't, but you do,
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right? >> i watch those movies. i'm a consumer first and foremost. >> jimmy: you've always said that, haven't you? >> yeah! >> jimmy: who did you bring to the program? >> is he going to be like this? >> jimmy: you look very snazzy. i like this new look. >> i'm in my early 50s now. this takes days. >> jimmy: do you still get nervous about a premiere? and who did you select to bring to this big premiere? >> i am bringing my grandmother. >> jimmy: oh, nice! >> jimmy: she came out for this. >> i love her. she's a diva. she is going to steal the red carpet. >> jimmy: wow. >> she showed up wearing the most gorgeous red dress with red lipstick. so yeah, don't go aww. she is a diva. >> jimmy: tom, is your family coming out from england to be here for this? >> they did, actually i brought my mom and my two twin brothers. [ applause ] >> apparently my brothers have a
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firm base here. >> jimmy: you say your twin brothers. they're your brothers but not your twins? >> no, i had them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're not in the twins. >> chinatown. >> >> jimmy: it's very confusing. >> they're as all the as me so i could be their triplet. >> jimmy: how old are they? >> they're 19 years old. >> jimmy: fantastic, by the way. >> they are great. sam, the older of the two, i surprised. i woke him up at 4:00 a.m. probably this time a couple years ago to take him to the civil war premiere. and he had no idea. and he was furious in the morning. what are you waking me up for, what are you doing? and i said i'm taking you to l.a. to see the civil war premiere. and he burst into tears. and i said i would show the clip on this. and he was no, you cannot show that video. >> jimmy: oh really? please, let's show the video. >> no, no, no! >> jimmy: embarrass you. you guys want to see it? now when you have kids and you
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are a marvel superhero, is this it exciting for them or is it just like oh, dad, mom's at work and it's no big deal, really? >> well, my daughter just tortures me with it. initially she was kind of -- she was amazed by me being purple. and whenever i took off the make uv, she was 3 years old, i want purple, daddy! i want purple, daddy! and she was furious. now she just tortures me with being in love downey and now. >> jimmy: oh really? >> i've never once been her favorite superhero. >> jimmy: bettany, you calmed down. you told me you were about to throw up a little while ago. >> i am nervous. >> jimmy: come on, who are you bringing? >> oh, i'm bringing someone who invited me to l.a. first time years ago. >> wow. >> and he is my producer mix, guardian angel, and his name is
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riley. and it's thanks to him that i came to l.a. the first time years ago. for people who don't know, i'm from france. i'm french. so, you know, maybe you heard that with memphis. like a hint of french accent? i don't know. >> jimmy: do you ever put on the mantis costume and go to see the movie with a group of people at the heater? >> what? should i do that? >> you so should. >> okay. i'm going change quickly and go to the premiere with antennas. good plan. let's do it. >> jimmy: do any of you do that? tom you talked about doing that. are you still doing it? >> i did it a lot, actually. >> no way! >> jimmy: a lot? how many times? >> i went to spider-man once wearing a spider-man hoodie. and i didn't even try and hide. i just showed up. enjoy the movie! >> jimmy: were people shocked? were they accosting you? >> the funny thing is someone comes up to me, and they'll be like oh my god, you're spid
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spider-m spider-man, hey! and i go how are you? and they go -- you're english? >> jimmy: each time i'm taken aback. because spider-man is american. and it's something we have to believe in. i mean, at least ironman is an american, right? >> yes. but a german name. >> jimmy: true. iron is a german name? >> yeah. >> jimmy: stark is a german name? >> both. you pick it. >> jimmy: not only american. >> by the way, the first place i went from the hospital is the forest hills. you are doing a queen's accent. you're doing a forest hills accent. he is not just doing a new york accent. it is borough and area specific. >> thank you, yeah. >> jimmy: have you guys become very close? or did you not really work together in this? because i know there are 175 super heros in this movie. was it pieced together like a "vanity fair" cover? >> definitely. and zoe and i just got a condo together. >> jimmy: oh you did?
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>> it will be interesting to see how this goes. it's not going to go well. >> i am rooming with the hulk. green people like to stick together. [ applause ] and downey is our rich, rich neighbor. >> like three's company is hugh hefner was around the corner. >> jimmy: rightly. so ten years ago you did the first ironman movie. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: we didn't know how that was going to go. [ cheering and applause ] that could have been a disaster. >> right. >> jimmy: it could have ruined your acting career. >> oh, sure. the only way it was up back then. >> jimmy: we will reminisce when we return. part of the cast of "avengers: infinity war." we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by 23andme.com.\e discover your dna story!\e ent. i was fifteen and my grandfather passed away of cancer.
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♪ >> jimmy: we're back. "avengers: infinity war," the movie premieres on friday. have any of you seen the movie in its entirety? >> nope. >> no. >> no one has seen it, right? >> i barely read the script. >> jimmy: even you haven't seen it?
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wow. but you know the whole script, right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you do? >> you know the whole script? oh, that's nice. >> you tell us. >> i read it too. >> you read the whole script? >> they didn't want me to read it. then i harassed the producers, the director. i said i really need to read it. i really need to read it. and then they gave to it me on an ipad. soy read it. but now i think a lot of people didn't read the script. i'm not sure if i read the fake one or the real one. >> i read that script five times. and i kept going you know what? they said no, no, no, you read the fake one. so finally they put me in a room. and i'm dyslexic. and i sat down with this ipad called code red. >> i've seen one. >> exactly. i'm reading this thing and i get to the end of it. and i ring up joe russo. you have the same ending when you read another fight one. at that point i had given up 24 hours of my life to reading a script that i was never going to
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make. >> jimmy: that's annoying. but imagine how annoying it is for the writers with writing a fake script that no one sever going to use. they have to sit down and bang it out and make it believable for nothing. >> i have an admission to make. and i wanted to do it as kind of a formal apology. when we had the long setups between those, i was writing fake scripts. >> it was you! >> jimmy: and uploading them? >> as a good company man they indoctrinated me to the point where i was like manchurian candidate. they said my first, middle and last name and did whatever they wanted. >> jimmy: who among you is least trustworthy when it comes to the secrets? >> oh my god, even the audience. >> i heard that. i heard that rumor too. >> did you tell them what happens? >> so the end of the movie, i don't know. >> snitches get -- >> the american version of that, even though we love your british accent is snitches get stitches,
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right? no britches. >> britches! >> i had heard the rumor about the fake script stuff. and i was reading what i thought was a fake script because spider-man is in space. so i didn't finish it. but i found out it was real! >> okay. >> jimmy: i've seen 20 minutes of the movie. and it is fantastic, by the way. and i'm not exaggerating to appease anybody. it is absolutely great. like 20 minutes. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: and i don't know what i can say. i don't even know how to react to what tom just said there. i really don't. >> what did i just say? >> you said spider-man is in space. >> oh, that thing, right. yeah. it's really awesome. >> men in black, every 20 seconds, we just wipe him. he is very young. [ laughter ] >> we can get him and ruffalo together, it's like the perfect storm. >> they put us two in an
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interview together the other day in china. and i think the only reason was so they could control the source. so ruffalo and i were in the same place, if there was one leak, they had to wipe one. >> how old were you when the first ironman movie came out? >> i would have been 11, 12. >> jimmy: so you're right in that wheel. did you go see it? >> i hated it! [ laughter ] no, i was first in line. i was first in line. >> jimmy: is that true? >> marvel has been such a massive part of my life. and it's now change mid life. >> jimmy: sure. so it's been a real roller coaster. and a lot to get used to. but these guys, it's amazing working with these guys. i always get really choked up about this. >> jimmy: who gives you guidance? does robert give you guidance? >> not anymore. look, clearly, he is his own man now. i don't want to be bitter about it. i don't want to pivot on this, what can you tell us about "avatar"? >> jimmy: that's a really good
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question. [ cheering and applause ] >> i can't say much, okay? because jim is probably somewhere. >> cameron, yeah. >> wipe me out. >> when we were shooting the very first "avatar," which i just mentioned to you during the commercial break we were shoeing in playa vista in this little area in los angeles. and they were shooting ironman in the lot right next to us. and i would walk over to his lot because they had better catering. >> jimmy: that's because they take like 13 years to make a movie. they have to feed people for a full generation. >> they got better since then. >> jimmy: didn't jim cameron, i hope i'm not confusion him with somebody else. didn't he say he hopes this week he hopes this marvel mania goes away and dies down? didn't wasn't he administrationing administratio i -- wishing? didn't he put a pox on you. >> i can tell a, you're misinformed as usual. b, he was probably misquoted. c, i want to be in a jim cameron
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movie. and i think i just might. [ applause ] >> as a matter of fact, tom and i are looking for a two-hander, jim. . >> jimmy: well, who isn't really if you're thinking about it. >> all right. and here we are. >> jimmy: so you guys can't be trusted. you were not entrusted with any part of the movie throughout the making of this thing. the whole thing -- which is great, because it will be a surprise to you when you go in the theater. do you all survive the film? are there characters that don't make it? it is a war. everyone comes out, it's not that believable. >> yeah. >> moving on. >> you actually just got a little nervous, didn't you. >> i did. i'm really stressed right now.
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>> i have something that is going to relax everyone. >> it must be the webbing. >> jimmy: i'm going to ask you to pass these down. i would like everyone on this panel, if you would, and we're going to auction these off for charity, to sketch their own character, okay? >> what? >> jimmy: we have a little bit of time. and then sketch your character. and i don't know. i guess i have one here too. >> this is great. >> jimmy: but sketch your character. here are pens. when we come back, we'll reveal. we'll see how your art how you do. the avengers are here. we'll be right back. ♪ >> tony stark, we need your help. >> in four days. >> thanos is coming. >> you sure you're up to this? >> what more could i lose? >> me personally, i can lose a
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lot. >> nothing can prepare you for the cinematic event of a lifetime. "avengers: infinity war" rated pg-13. everywhere friday. ♪ putting it together ♪ piece by piece, only way to make a work of art ♪ ♪ first of all you need a good foundation ♪ ♪ otherwise it's risky from the start ♪ ♪ takes a little cocktail conversation ♪ ♪ but without the proper preparation ♪ ♪ having just a vision's no solution ♪
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♪ we're back with robert downey jr., zoe saldana, paul betta bettany, pom klementieff and tom holland are here. as you know, they are avengers. they're guardians. they have all sorts of things going on here. by the way, when the avengers and the guardians came together for the first time, was it cliquish at all? >> it was more than a clique. it was absolutely nurturing. >> jimmy: oh. >> i remember i flew in one of those shooting times, and i was
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so sick where people were just like afraid to come over and say hello. i looked like this pathetic green thing on set. and there was a knock on my trailer. and it was robert's assistant dropping off like a whole bunch of supplements that he had put together for me. >> jimmy: like the staff physician. >> a get well little package. and there was this gel that was so horrible, so horrible. i've never tasted something so vile. and i thought this must not only get me better, but make me younger. >> jimmy: did it work? >> it did. >> jimmy: the rest of you been under dr. robert's care? dr. downey? >> not that i've done more than one. i remember when you first came in, we came in to do -- i came in. i was also sick. and i didn't really know you all that well at this point. so you took me back to your trailer, and you hooked me up to
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this machine. >> jimmy: for real? >> what machine. >> you started recording me with this thing that goes woo. and i was sitting there like just be polite, be polite. and you fixed me up real good. >> jimmy: what machine? are you really ironman? what's going on? >> pom, have i doctored you at all? >> no. no. you're very nice. [ laughter ] >> so you view doctoring as not nice? >> he didn't do that, but he made a lovely welcoming speech when i first showed up in his vision. but i couldn't hear it because i had the ears on. >> do you want me to repeat it now? >> that's why he is called vision. let's see, paul. why don't we start with you and your vision of vision. show what's you have done in the commercial break. we had a very short commercial break. so let's see. this is your character, the character you play, how well you know vision. >> it's going to be hard to beat. just like that.
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[ applause ] >> jimmy: i like it. >> it's all about the line. >> jimmy: pom? >> so i thought of a different version of mantis. because it's summer. and i think she likes to swim too. so her name is mer-mantis. a mermaid mantis! >> jimmy: mer-mantis. nicely done. >> jimmy: tom, the word on the street is that you can draw. >> well, wait and see. i honestly felt like tobey maguire in the first movie, designing my suit. [ applause ] >> jimmy: really good. >> -- i -- i don't know. i tried my best.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: very muppetesque. >> it's so accurate, it's uncanny. >> jimmy: and finally, ironman. wow! i'm kidding. i'm kidding! here's what i really drew. >> jimmy: all right. the artwork is beautiful. we will auction this off for charity. when we come back, we're going to see a clip that no one has seen, even you guys. "avengers: infinity war." we'll be right back. ♪
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>> jimmy: hey, we're back. all right. the drawings were beautiful. you all did great work. what we're really here to see is the movie. what we're really excited is the movie. i think what you guys are excited about is seeing the movement the premiere is right across the street. but first, we've got a full
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minute, 60 beautiful seconds of "avengers: infinity war." take a look. >> tell me his name again. >> thanos. he is a plague, tony. he invades planets. he takes what he wants. he wipes out half the population. he sent loki. the attack on new york, that's him. >> this is it. what's our timeline? >> no telling. he has the power and space tones. that already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. he gets his hands on all six stones? >> he could destroy life on a scale hither to undreamt of. >> did you just say hither to undreamt of? >> i'm going to allow that. if thanos needs all six, why don't we stick this down a garbage disposal? >> no can do. >> we swore an oath to protect
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the time stone with our lives. >> i swore to jerry. >> not bad, but chalky. >> there it is. the movie is very funny. [ applause ] [ cheering ] >> thank you all for being here. paul, thank you, pom, thank you. pom and tom, that's nice. zoe and robert downey jr. thank you all for being here. "avengers: infinity war" opens everywhere all around the world on friday. we'll be right back with music from a perfect circle. ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz.\e the best or nothing.\e
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♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel concert series is represented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to robert, zoe, paul, tom and pom. we did run out of time with them. this is eat the elephant, here with their song "talktalk," a
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