jimmy kimmel live is next. >> enjoy. ha ♪a ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," "avengers, infinity war week!" tonight, don cheadle, benedict cumberbatch, elizabeth olsen, and winston duke, the nfl number one draft pick, and music from morgan wallen featuring florida georgia line. and now, excelsior -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming.

thank you for avengering with us all week this week. we have a lot -- we have a lot to get through tonight. the avengers are here tonight. and we will chat -- [ cheers and applause ] we also have the number one pick from tonight's nfl draft. baker mayfield, who was just moments ago chosen number one by the cleveland browns. before we get to all that today in case you don't know, today was a special one at the white house. it is the first lady, melania trump's birthday today. that's right. [ applause ] that's right. in 1970, melania trump was born in slovenia, and you can see there she is with her future husband. [ laughter ] the president celebrated this morning with a bonkers 30-minute-long phone call to "fox and friends" at the start

of which they asked, what'd you get melania for her birthday? he said he's too busy to buy her a present, keeping in mind he said this during a 30-minute-long rambling call to fox and friends. told them he got her a beautiful card. a beautiful green card. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and then during the interview, trump accidentally admitted that michael cohen did represent him in the stormy daniels please be quiet now case. [ laughter ] so happy birthday, honey! [ laughter ] i mean, if ever there was a year to get your wife a nice gift, this would be it. this would be the year. if you could spend $130,000 on a porn star, you could at least spring for a necklace. right? [ cheers and applause ] listen, thinking about this today, here's all you need to know about donald trump. bill cosby, one of the most beloved and successful tv stars of all-time, was convicted on three counts of indecent assault today. he could very well spend the

rest of his life eating pudding in prison. that's not even the top story of the day today because the president called "fox and friends" and here's the part where he screwed himself on the subject of michael cohen. >> how much of your legal work was handled by michael cohen? >> well, as a percentage of my overall legal work, a tiny, tiny little fraction. but michael would represent me and represent me on some things. he represents me, like with this crazy stormy daniels deal, he represented me. >> jimmy: well, that's interesting. because you specifically said you didn't know anything about the deal he made with stormy daniels. you said that three weeks ago on tape. but that's donald trump. when he gets a head of steam, he can't stop, he's like the bus in "speed," he just keeps going. [ laughter ] maybe he should have paid himself the hush money, i don't know. he really made a mess today. brian kilmeade of "fox and friends" finally had to cut him off. he was going on and on and on. well, we could talk all day bum i'm sure you had a million

things to do. the president had a lot to say. apparently he feels he isn't getting the kind of credit he deserves. >> it's a total -- it's all lies and it's a horrible thing that's going on. a horrible thing. and yet i've accomplished, with all of this going on, more than any president in the first year in our history. and everybody, even the enemies and the haters, admit that. >> jimmy: no. no, they don't. [ laughter ] that's not -- that's like saying the north pole is the hottest place on earth. even santa admits it! no, he doesn't. santa doesn't admit it. is trump's new publicist kanye west? [ cheers and applause ] so they asked trump, since he isn't getting enough credit, they asked him to assess his own performance to date. >> last year you said in the first month, i give myself an "a" for effort, and a "c" for messaging, because you were having trouble -- the white house was -- explaining what you were doing. how would you grade yourself

now? >> jimmy: okay, wait what grade do you think the president gave himself? let's find out. >> i would give myself an a-plus. >> jimmy: that's right, a-plus. not an "a." an a-plus. unbiased review from a guy who names everything from neck ties to meat after himself, a-plus. i'm going to miss him when he's arrested, i really am. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this has not been a good week for team trump. head of the epa, scott pruitt, took a well-deserved beating from congress today. he had to testify on the subject of his lavish spending habits. many lawmakers, including a handful of republicans, called for pruitt to resign. but he does not plan to do that. he says he intends to stay at his job until he gets the average temperature of the earth up to a cozy 98 degrees. [ laughter ] he's a pick nikola shea fan, weirdly. [ laughter ] trump's nominee to run the department of veterans affairs, dr. ronnie jackson, his white

house doctor, officially withdrew his name from consideration after a lot of bad press. now trump has to find someone else to run the va. somebody he knows, he wants somebody he trusts, make colonel sanders would do it. [ laughter ] he's in the military. he knows chickens. [ laughter ] we have a superly heroic show for you tonight. night four of our marvel marathon. it is "avengers" week. [ cheers and applause ] so tonight we've got war machine, baku, we've got scarlet witch, we've got dr. strange here with us. [ cheers and applause ] actually, we're doing a special promotion tonight in honor of the avengers. if you can name all 64 of the heroes who are rumored to be in the film, you win your virginity back. [ laughter ] >> hi, excuse me, excuse me, i have a complaint. >> jimmy: somebody -- oh. yeah? yes? >> yes, that was me.

i am prince nambor, submariner. why was i not included in the infinity war? don't you guys want to see me in the infinity war? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what do you -- >> power of the people. >> jimmy: what this is you're wearing? >> jimmy, i'm wearing a swimsuit, and i'm wearing three bracelets. >> jimmy: oh. i'm just -- sorry, i'm not really familiar with your character. are you sure you're an avenger? >> oh, am i sure? am i sure if i'm an avenger? i think people know when they're an avenger, jimmy. yes. take a look at this group photo. look, i'm in this, look. you have hulk, thor, black panther, iron man, hawkeye, and me. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's right. that's right. that's right. let me tell you something. even hawkeye's in the frigging movie, jimmy. he shoots arrows. you know who else shoots arrows, jimmy? >> jimmy: no. >> my nephew jared in summer camp. >> jimmy: well, what are your

powers? what can you do for the team? >> i breathe underwater and i communicate telepathically with sea lice. don't you guys like communicating telepathically with sea lice? [ cheers and applause ] like aquaman does, similar to aquaman? >> don't you dare bring up aquaman with me, that's very problematic, jimmy, i predate aquaman by a full two years. >> jimmy: sweet, so the name aquaman was available and you decided to go with the submariner instead? >> it was the 1930s, jimmy. people were very into submarines. you forget that. >> jimmy: okay. listen. i don't mean to be rude but we have real avengers coming out soon so i'm going to need you to sit down. >> oh! do you agree? >> jimmy: i just need you to -- >> oh you have real avengers? >> jimmy: yeah -- >> okay, is there like a bathtub nearby or something? if i don't get back into water i'm going to die in five

minutes. >> jimmy: no i'm very sorry, we don't have a bathtub here, we don't have anything like that. >> is there anything? excuse me, sir -- maybe i can have some of this nice man's dasani? >> jimmy: share a little bit of your dasani water. please, if you would maybe leave and take the dasani with you. >> now i have to leave? you know what, my pleasure, i'll leave. i had to sit through a nikola shea joke. >> jimmy: i'm sorry -- >> excuse me, bye. [ cheers and applause ] this water is no bubbles, that's no way to treat a prince. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. there you go, submariner. very pale. [ cheers and applause ] when we come back, we will chat with the newest member of the cleveland browns, baker mayfield, and a special all-avengers edition of "this week in unnecessary censorship" too. so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. benedict cumberbatch, elizabeth olson, wallen from florida georgia line are with us. first, the cleveland browns had the first pick in the nfl draft. this is a team that last season was -- defeated, you'd say, they lost all their games. moments ago they chose quarterback baker mayfield from oklahoma. he's the top pick in all the land. and he joins us now i think from his house. how are you doing? >> how's it going? >> jimmy: hello not mayfield

family. is this your whole family back there? >> and some. it's a lot of everything right here. a little bit of everybody. friends and family. >> jimmy: people seem stunned. are they excited or just frozen right now? >> they've never been on jimmy kimmel before. >> jimmy: there you go. well, congratulations, first of all, to all of you guys. i want to show something that you posted. last night you posted a couple of photographs. and first you posted this photograph of brett favre in 1991 on the night he was drafted by the nfl. you followed that with a photo of yourself. in a similar pose. [ cheers and applause ] this is funny. have you heard from brett yet? has he called you on his giant phone? >> not that one. i don't think it works anymore. but he shot me a text. and said good luck. and just that he appreciated the pic. the attention to detail was great. >> jimmy: who else have you heard from that you're surprised

to hear from? getting a text from brett favre has to be a pretty big deal for a guy who just finished playing football in college. >> absolutely. to see his name pop up on my phone, something only a kid could dream of. >> jimmy: yeah, really. are you excited about moving to cleveland, speaking of things kids dream of? >> i am, i am. i'm excited to get things rolling. >> jimmy: people make fun of cleveland but it is an underrated city, you're going to have fun there. they have a symphony, i'm sure you're into that, right? >> yeah, look forward to purchasing my ticket forth that one. >> think they have a kardashian living there now too, just like here in l.a. so the good news is you -- you'll only have to beat zero wins to improve the team next year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] does that take any of the pressure off? and will you guarantee at least one victory this season? i know it's early. but will you guarantee --

>> i'm not guaranteeing anything. it's just -- it's going to be good and i'm excited to get it roll, know what i mean? >> jimmy: are you going to get your mom something extra nice for mother's day this year? it seems like now that you're rich, you should. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i will. we'll see, we'll see. >> jimmy: all right. thanks for taking a minute out of the party to talk to us. and best to everybody and good luck in cleveland. that's baker mayfield, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] all right, it's thursday night, it's also avengers week, so we decided to mix things up a littleton night. we're going to skip the news and instead we are going to bleep and blur the biggest moments from marvel movies, whether they need it or not. it is time for "this week in unnecessary avengership." >> teaches an entire city full of people with [ bleep ] up their butts.

it's the greatest thing there is. >> when i became a doctor, i swore an oath to do no harm. and i have just [ bleep ]ed a man. i'm not doing that again. >> do not [ bleep ] me again. >> then don't take my [ bleep ]. >> where did captain america learn how to [ bleep ], [ bleep ]? >> jeremy. >> it's an honor to meet you officially. i sort of met you. i mean, i [ bleep ]ed you while you were sleeping. >> i don't trust a guy that i [ bleep ]ed. >> let's just say you haven't seen it yet. >> this is a bit of fun. to [ bleep ] my brother's big [ bleep ]. >> oh, man. i am so [ bleep ]ed. >> is that important? >> want to see my [ bleep ]?

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the thrilling night four of "avengers" week here at the show. tonight, his new album comes out tomorrow. it's called "if i know me." morgan wallen with florida georgia line. you can see morgan and florida georgia line this weekend at stagecoach in indio, california, in the middle of the desert. next week we are back at it again with the great and legendary carol burnett, miley cyrus, mike myers, bill hader, zazie beetz, senators elizabeth warren, and cory booker will be here, and music from keith urban, sugarland, and rae sremmurd too. a lot of range on the show next week. a lot of range. [ cheers and applause ] all right, our fourth consecutive assemblage of avengers this week brings together heroes from numerous

continents and dimensions. you can see them in costume when "avengers: infinity war" opens in theaters actually tomorrow, in some places midnight tonight. please welcome war machine, dr. strange, scarlet witch and m'baku, aka don cheadle, benedict cumberbatch, elizabeth olsen and winston duke! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> hey. >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> whoo! >> jimmy: you guys have been hearing a lot of screaming lately. >> oh my god. >> i can't really register normal conversation anymore. >> jimmy: it is deafening, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: people get very

excited. >> i don't understand why people don't lose their voices. >> jimmy: how are you holding up? this has been a big week, a week of much enthusiasm. don, you are the veteran, you've been through this how many times now? >> it's -- i think this is the tenth year. >> jimmy: "iron man 2" was the first movie you were in. [ cheers and applause ] as the senior member of this panel, what advice do you give to your freshmen, your sophomore, your junior avengers? do you share any wisdom? >> it's basically all kind of the same. it's, don't fly around in front of vision. [ laughter ] you guys know what that means. >> yep. >> yeah. >> i've seen a lot of flying around with vision. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, hey! >> jimmy: winston, one of the guys said you're from tobago? >> trinidad and tobago. >> jimmy: do you get tired of

being pared up with trinidad all the time? it's always trinidad and tobago. >> it's the sister islands. we have a thing with turks and caicos. it's like tobago and caicos. >> jimmy: right. back home do people go to the theater excited to see you in the movies? >> they are going out in droves. they're still going. >> jimmy: "black panther." >> to "black panther." [ cheers and applause ] it was the first time -- it was the first time that my uncle and aunt had been to the movie theaters in probably 30 years. >> jimmy: really. >> so the movie comes on. i come out. i'm like challenging for the throne. and my uncle jumps and up he's like, "that's my nephew!" everyone hides their face. pretty crazy. >> jimmy: that's exciting, though. the family reported this back to you? >> oh, yeah. they keep telling that story. >> jimmy: elizabeth, your brother writes comic books, so he knows all this stuff. >> yes. he has, john carpenter.

and he's -- he was the -- probably more excited than i was to meet with jos weeden, because that's his world and his passion. >> jimmy: right. >> he was telling me it might be praying mantis, it might be squirrel girl -- >> jimmy: guessing which character you were going to play. >> he didn't know who they were introducing to the universe. >> jimmy: you didn't tell him? >> i didn't know, we were guessing. >> jimmy: wow out. >> then i found out scarlet witch. he was like, you will not be wearing a leotard and headband. >> jimmy: wow, that's crazy. you said, yeah, i'll be in it. >> squirrel girl, that didn't happen. >> he was a thing? >> he was a thing. i don't know. >> jimmy: squirrel girl, you don't know jirl girl? [ laughter ] >> she's nuts? did you just say that? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> benedict cumberbatch, he'll be here all week. >> hangs out with the submariner. >> jimmy: have you been running around all over the world?

>> yeah, we went to seoul and singapore, which was just fantastic. >> jimmy: was it? did you get to have any fun? >> yeah, i went to a buddhist temple. >> jimmy: that's fun. >> i met an extraordinary monk -- >> i went to karaoke bars. >> yeah, i -- >> you're taking this dr. strange thing very seriously. [ laughter ] >> absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] i think i should. no, yeah, i went with paul, who plays praying mantis. both the kind of inner life kind of concentrating characters sat there on the floor receiving this incredible wisdom which will serve us through our lives. group meditations. it was properly profound, it was amazing. the press story is quite important. >> jimmy: it's kind of the opposite of a press story. >> exactly. >> jimmy: did the monks ka now you guys were in these movies? >> not -- well, some of them had. the person instructing us just grew a little bit more and more aware of the fact that there was something odd about the people in the room. they weren't the average tourists in the sense we were

there to promote this big movie. and then, yeah, then it sort of grew. >> jimmy: did you feel like they shared special celebrity-level wisdom with you? [ laughter ] or is it just the regular wisdom that anybody gets when they come? just like regular wisdom? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's kind of a -- >> relevant and important stuff. >> jimmy: do you guys have fun going around and talking to these journalists or reporters or whatever in all these different countries about this movie? >> yeah. it's -- it's amazing the fan base for it. it's amazing how people -- how the movies translate. everyone kind of has buy-ins. it's nuts. >> jimmy: it's crazy, these comics that i guess just translated them and printed them and built this base of people. >> yeah, they always know tons more than we do about it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do they tell you things about your characters that you didn't know? >> yeah, and they're upset when you don't know it. they're like, what's your problem? [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: winston, did you know your character when you were a kid? >> well -- so the whole black panther was really unexplored. but i was familiar with black panther himself. and i was familiar with this iconic beef that he had with baku. but yeah, i kind of got more information as i started working on it. >> jimmy: did you read all the books or something? >> well -- and this is just a testament to how welcoming this fan base is. so i walked into a comic bookshop. in north hollywood. and the guy was just staring at me from behind the counter. but not that usual looking at you way in the stores. [ laughter ] you know. you know that way. >> you know that way. >> we know that way. and, you know, he like winks at me. i'm like, okay, all right. little weird. i go over.

picking up a book. and he goes, i know you, i just want to let you know, i know you. then he proceeds to bring out every single issue my character had ever appeared in. >> jimmy: wow. >> he was like, i just want to give this to you, good luck. >> jimmy: he gave them all to you? >> gave them all to me. [ cheers and applause ] it's this place called -- >> jimmy: what is the name of the comic bookshop? >> blast off comics. >> jimmy: wow, nice assist from blast off comics. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you've got to go back in costume. >> i have to now. >> it is fun, a fun store. it gives a certain -- the last day we filmed was strange. i walked into a comic bookstore. the last scene we shot was fright night comics store. i thought, what the hell, i'll go in and introduce myself as the guy on the show. it was great. i said, look, if the film doesn't work out, i'd love to come and make coffee for you, unpack shelves. will you stay in accent?

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>> jimmy: that's the gang from "avengers: infinity war." that scene, i don't know, that seems like something you would do in real life. is anything improvised? >> yeah, actually, that's a testament to the russo brothers. they know this world very well. but they also know, like, people get stacks of comics and we've been doing this a long time and they encourage our input, which is nice. i think it makes the scenes -- sometimes takes them to another level. >> jimmy: a handful of people got the whole script but most everybody got parts of the script. and fake scripts as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you get -- you got the real script? >> i didn't get the real script. >> jimmy: you got the real script? you did? [ cheers and applause ] elizabeth? >> he thinks he got the real script. >> i don't think he got the real script. >> jimmy: you got the real script? >> no. they offered a room to sit in and read off an ipad for five hours in a room without anything else around you. that sounds unpleasant. so i just said, can you tell me what goes on and just give me my

pages? >> jimmy: so they offered you the script and you said, nah? >> that's the thing, no one really wants to do that. i, on the other hand, come from this wet, damp island called england, and we -- >> and we read! [ laughter ] >> we've got a literary body of work, there's a canon. >> jimmy: you guys can read, yeah. right. that's what you're trying to say in a nice way. >> apparently shakespeare -- in all seriousness, apparently -- the prompt copies -- here we go. >> you tell it. >> they're based, the text are basically the lines of an actor, that's what you would get. sometimes even shakespeare and actors had to do what "avengers" actors do. >> jimmy: he had an ipad? this guy was unbelievable! [ laughter ] >> and a boring room with a straw roof and a leak. trust me, the guy didn't have his bad breath -- well, he did --

>> jimmy: there's a lot of obviously secrecy for good reasons. they don't want everybody to know what the story is before they go to see the movie. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: but tonight, since the movie is out, you've each agreed to reveal -- we're not kidding around here. >> i'm nervous about this. >> i am too. >> jimmy: each of you is going to give a spoiler. not a ton -- >> close your ears. i don't know if they're ready? >> i don't think you're ready, i don't think so. i don't think you're ready. >> jimmy: i'm going to encourage our studio audience, if you don't want to hear this, to cover your ears right now. [ laughter ] >> look away if you're a lip reader. >> jimmy: maybe hum. >> hum. >> jimmy: hum a military song, okay? all right, very good. so who wants to start? who should we start with? winston? >> yeah, okay. >> jimmy: winston? >> i'm nervous. >> jimmy: let's give winston the floor. >> oh, boy. i could get in a lot of trouble for this. i play imbaku.

and i run really fast. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. awesome. >> jimmy: elizabeth? >> i see a train. and wear ripped jeans. >> whoo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wait a minute, both of those things happen? >> yeah. >> at the same time! >> at the same time. >> oh my gosh. >> heavy, that's heavy. heavy. >> you went deep. >> that's heavy. >> don? >> you got it? >> yeah. okay, about halfway through the movie, i get on a conference call. [ cheers and applause ] >> it takes a lot. >> jimmy: may have gone a little too far there. >> it takes a lot. >> i'm really proud of it. really proud. >> wow, wow, wow, wow.

>> dr. strange? >> i feel a bit sick. >> no, no, you got it. >> jimmy: don't worry, just relax and say whatever pops in your mind. >> i -- i stand in the -- in the middle of the street. no crosswalk. >> whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> whoa, whoa! >> you feel good about that. >> jimmy: that's not something we want kids to see. it's a terrible lesson. >> i feel deranged right now. >> jimmy: we've been talking during the commercial about, at i mentioned, a lot of the cast has been here. i feel like after everyone's been here, i feel like -- you guys correct me if i'm wrong -- i feel like mark ruffalo is everyone's favorite. like if you had to take a vote. >> kind of. [ cheers and applause ] >> he gives the best hugs. >> great hugs. >> he does. >> that's how he greets. >> jimmy: really, he's a hugger. >> he's a hugger. >> jimmy: anybody disagree with that assessment? >> no. >> no. >> not at all.

>> he's the best. >> best dude in the world. >> he is. >> jimmy: we've learned a lot here. what we're going to do next, we have another assignment for you. we did this the last three nights as well. i have pads and i have pens. what i'm going to ask you to do is to draw your character. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: okay? draw your marvel character. >> you guys can't draw. >> i can't draw. >> start laughing. >> jimmy: pass those down. we'll get to work during the commercial break. when we come back, we will reveal our drawings. we're right here with the avengers. be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm shree bose and i'm a medical student. i was fifteen and my grandfather passed away of cancer. i wanted to start doing cancer research. i think science can be an incredible force for good. this windows 10 pc is great. it's really cool to have these 3d visualizations. you can see like the cells membrane.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. we are back, benedict cumberbatch, elizabeth olson, winston duke are in the movie "avengers: infinity war." before the break -- i don't know why i love watching this. all of a sudden it's like i can see like maybe what you guys were like when you were kids. when you start in on an art project.

what was the last time any of you drew anything? >> just yesterday. >> jimmy: yes, really? >> ten years. >> jimmy: what did you draw yesterday? >> i do self portraits. >> jimmy: every day? >> try to do one a day. >> jimmy: and you track over the course of your life? >> i track the course of my life in self portraits. >> jimmy: where are those displayed? >> prominently in my house. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> on a wall. it's a me museum. >> i love it. >> jimmy: a don cheadle museum, i'd love to see that. >> come over tuesday. >> jimmy: yeah, i'd love to come over. >> this is amazing, i can't wait to put it up. >> jimmy: this one's going up. we asked if you draw your characters, the characters you play in the movie. i think this has been a fun thing. we'ring about to auction these off on charitybuzz.com, the website. we'll donate to it the starlight children's foundation. all the proceeds. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for doing that on

their behalf. winston, let's take a look at what you learned at that comic book store in north hollywood. >> boom! [ cheers and applause ] i think i actually crew cumberbatch. >> looks like me. >> jimmy: it looks more dr. strangish. >> i think they had a love child there, i love it. >> jimmy: all right what do you have? >> my drawing basically looks like my face. >> jimmy: all right. elizabeth, let's see. scarlet witch. >> oh, brother. >> jimmy: elizabeth's character. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> i was trying to draw a necklace and it looked like hair, so i had to specify. those are my pants. >> looks like it had a little bit of an accident. >> those are pants. >> jimmy: those are pants? it does look like -- remember when tweety bird ate that

monster vitamin? then turned into -- kind of got a little bit of that going on there, yeah. all right, all right. don, you do this every day. so this should be something -- >> i kind of don't want to let it go to the kids but i'm going to have to. >> jimmy: oh, wow. what a twist. >> did you hear that aww? >> war machine and the initials for it. >> jimmy: in no way are you represented on that piece of paper. and finally, dr. strange, benedict cumberbatch. he used a lot of colors. [ cheers and applause ] >> have you practiced? have you done this before? >> well, lizzy, it's like if you read the script, you come better prepared. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: that's not what we do in the united states. we don't read things. >> i don't read! >> this was for you. it's letters. it's words. >> jimmy: don, who is in the avengers fantasy football league? >> chris. >> jimmy: which chris? there's 12 of them. >> i don't remember. [ laughter ] there was a couple of chriss in it. i was in it. anthony mackie's in it -- >> ite i'd like to be invited. >> you can have my spot. >> jimmy: oh, really. did it not go well? >> i had never participated in this fantasy football. >> jimmy: you had a draft? was there a gathering? >> a whole draft and the whole everything. i didn't understand that this was something that you had to continue week after week. [ laughter ] change players and look at stats and i was like, this is like a job. >> jimmy: it is, a very low-paying job. >> no-paying job. >> jimmy: in your case a money-losing job. how much do you put in?

the fantasy football league? >> it was -- not that much, no. >> jimmy: like what, a million? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who won the fantasy league? >> one of the chriss. [ laughter ] >> chris evans. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel like -- benedict, football, i though you think it's a different thing, it's a chip and has two little points on the end. it's not round. we play every week from september through -- >> why is it pointed? did someone sit on a normal football? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we call it a normal football. the other thing is it's a ball, we call it a soccer ball. >> we do the fantasy cricket league. that's what we do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i wish you well on that. thank you. elizabeth, you've got to get in that fantasy football league and win. >> i'm scared about the buy-in.

>> the buy-in was ridiculous. >> it's for charity. >> jimmy: it all goes for charity, is that right? i'll check with chris to see how much he donated. thanks for coming. ♪ we'll be right back with wallen morgan and florida georgia line! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank the avengers, billy, baker, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. here with the song "up down" just turned into gold with help from florida georgia line, morgan wallen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ was friday after five i got here just in time went

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♪ somebody pass that fifth of camp this way i'll turn it up down up down up down ♪ ♪ we just holding it down here in b f e still rolling around with a burnt cd ♪ ♪ free bird five minutes deep head bobbing up down up down up down ♪ ♪ we got what we got we don't need the rest can turn this parking lot into a party ♪ ♪ with an ice chest dancing cold beer man we live it up down up down yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ thank you jimmy kimmel, thank you guys! [ cheers and applause ]

we are now part of the tsunami of women's power and justice. we're not going away. >> tonight, fall of an icon. comedian bill cosby found guilty of sexual assault, facing years in prison. in the first major legal victory of the "me too" era. >> bill cosby, three words for you. guilty, guilty, guilty. >> once dubbed america's dad for his cosby show character, celebrated for his clean comedy, honored as a philanthropist. and now disgraced. more than 60 accusers who would not be silenced. >> he put a pill next to my wine glass, "here, take this, this will make you feel better." >> he said, no, no,