♪ barrett: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," "avengers: infinity war" week! tonight -- robert downey jr., tom holland, zoe saldana, paul bettany, and pom klementieff, plus music from a perfect circle. and now, don't touch that dial. here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] kimmel: that's very nice. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] hello, everybody. thanks. i'm jimmy. i'm your host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i tell you, i know why you're, uh --

[ cheers and applause ] i know why you're excited. i understand. you are here and -- please, we have -- we have what may be the greatest team of talk show guests ever assembled waiting backstage. all this week, we will be joined en masse by the stars of "avengers: infinity war." every lunch box i ever had as a kid is coming to life on this stage tonight. tonight robert downey jr., zoe saldana, paul bettany, pom klementieff, and tom holland. iron man, gamora, vision, mantis, and spider-man are here. and not only are the avengers here, they brought us a clip from the movie, a clip that's never been seen before. this clip -- even the editors of the film were blindfolded as they cut this clip. that's how secret it is. and tonight we'll share it with you. time's really have changed. you know, when i was growing up, superhero movies were for kids,

and being president was for grown-ups. and now it's completely the opposite. president -- our president, donald trump launched his own war on infinity on twitter their weekend with a series of angry tweets targeting jim comey, nancy pelosi, opec, democrats, sleepy-eyed chuck todd, the washington post, the failing new york times. he tweeted... if you're not familiar with maggie haberman, the third-rate reporter trump doesn't speak to and has nothing to do with, there she is in the oval office. she's the one on his right. she's -- and you can see she and the pleasant -- president aren't speaking. the thumb is up for "hey, get out of here, lady." the president tweeted a lot of weird stuff this weekend about, uh, michael cohen. he said that he likes and respects michael cohen,

doesn't see him flipping on him, which of course warrants the question you don't see him flipping on you for what? what didn't you do that you trust he won't tell the prosecutors about? maybe that money he paid stormy daniels, $130,000 you knew nothing about. this stormy daniels story has a new twist. another porn star, a woman named jessica drake, was at that golf tournament in lake tahoe. she says she, stormy, and another starlet of the adult variety were in trump's hotel room together on the day trump and stormy made sweet beautiful love. reporter: drake says all three women left, and that's when she says she received a call asking her to come back to trump's hotel room. when she said no, drake says someone who worked for trump called her back offering her $10,000. so, jessica, according to your story, donald trump thinks he can buy you, and the price is $10,000? that was the offer that was made, yeah. well, this is some golf tournament there. i always wondered what these guys find so interesting about golf.

i think i finally figured it out. sadly, ms. drake said she declined the offer. but the outcome proves once again that donald trump really is the greatest negotiator this land has ever known. reporter: drake says she refused to return to the room, but stormy daniels told her she did go back on her own that night. i relayed my experience to her, what happened with me after we left the room. at the time that i relayed that experience to her, i didn't yet know of her experience, um, until she said, "he didn't offer to pay me." [ laughter ] -right. so he got it for free. although it eventually cost him $130,000. but it all worked out. hotel rooms seem to be troublesome spots for donald trump. there are new details concerning that infamous visit to moscow for the miss universe pageant in 2013. trump, you know, told james comey when comey was still director of the fbi that he couldn't have been with hookers in that room because he didn't even spend the night in moscow.

but bloomberg news looked up the flight records, and he did. the records show he stayed overnight at the moscow ritz, flew there on a private jet friday morning, flew back on sunday. so he was there for two nights, which means he was in moscow when the rumored bed-wetting party took place. who forgets they spent two nights in moscow? i mean, it's not like he goes all the time. the last time he was there was in 1996. so this is getting interesting. you know, um, trump added former new york mayor rudy giuliani to his legal team, which was an unusual move, but one that was praised by geraldo and his foxes and his friends. i think rudy giuliani will be a ferocious defender of the president in a way that will surpass any of the attorneys named so far in his, uh -- in his defense team. and they added -- and they added some more, geraldo. he, rudy giuliani, is exactly the guy. whooooo! he's the guy. [ applause ] i don't know. i --

meanwhile, while trump was at mar-a-lago rage tweeting about cohen and witch-hunts this weekend, his wife melania was in houston paying her respects to the bush family after first lady barbara bush passed away. this photo -- this photo was taken at the memorial service. you can see it's melania and president obama laughing together. obama appears to be making the first lady smile. and most people don't know this, but kenyans and slovenians have been teasing each other playfully for many, many centuries. many people have been speculating as to what obama said. i happen to know what he said. i have a friend who was sitting right behind them. so he leaned over and he went, "is it orange?" [ laughter ] that's what he said. the story -- the story the press missed wasn't melania smiling at barack obama. it was michelle obama glaring at him after he did. "what are you two laughing about over there, mr. friendly?"

the president -- trump chose not to attend the funeral out of respect for his 7:30 tee time. no, he said he chose not to attend because of the disruption his security would cause. he said he chose not to join the obamas and -- and the clintons at the service out of respect for the bush family. i don't even see anybody else. i just see jeb. and jeb is -- look, jeb's a loser. all right, well, you know what, we all mourn in different ways. that's... the president and first lady are currently presiding over their first official state visit. earlier tonight, the trumps hosted french president emmanuel macron and his wife at a dinner at mount vernon. tomorrow night there's a big state dinner at the white house. white house press secretary sarah huckabee sanders weighed in on this. she weighed in on whether or not president macron will be able to change trump's mind on issues they don't agree on like the paris accord. you know trump thinks the paris accord is a moderately priced foreign mid-sized sedan. but the president -- the press secretary is confident that trump hold his own with anyone

in tonight's inaugural edition of "drunk sarah sanders." ♪ [ slow- motion ] uh, i think that, um, i'm feel very confident that we have the best negotiator at the table. uh, look, you have two leaders that have an incredibly good -- -[ speaking indistinctly ] -hold on, let me finish. let me finish. that's not what i said. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the only way to cope. a new royal baby has arrived. congratulations to prince william and his wife kate. [ cheering and applause ] they welcome their third child today, a baby boy. five hours of labor, but the royal baby brexited his mother, uh, healthy. i have to say, this was a very well-kept secret. who even knew she was pregnant? i didn't.

as is tradition, the royal arrival was announced in a very old-fashioned way, on the steps of the hospital by the official town crier. hey! hey! hey! buckingham palace proudly announce the birth of a newly born lord prince, aloysius tingweevil bitcoin von crumplebot pincybottom, first of his name. [ laughter ] i like it. it's got a nice ring to it, you know? hey, we don't have -- you know, we don't have a royal baby here in hollywood. but we do have a new "avengers" movie, which to me is even better. [ cheering and applause ] it's "avengers: infinity war," opens on friday. they're saying this could be

the biggest opening for a marvel or any movie ever. and whenever a motion picture this major is on the way, we like to get a first take from our in-house movie critic yehya. yehya loves movies. he is somehow able to review movies before he even sees them, which is remarkable. and with that said, here's yehya talking about the sure-to-be-blockbuster "avengers: infinity war." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ action! hi. it's me, yehya. i talk ab-- is good power? oh, go. action! hi. it's me, yehya. i talk about summer movie today. the movie actually behind me is the movie "avirent," uh, "infintint war." that movie got all superhero the movie. iron man and captain america and superman -- [ buzzer ] i think superman not here. uh... wow. and, uh, and they need the guy mama -- what his name, robbit dunny junyon? he's in good "black guy in africa in the park."

you know, he bring everybody together. you know, we have a spire-man. and this young boy, i got picture with him. his name tim poller. he said black -- black painter is in the movie. and he got also the guy with the hammer. ♪ stop, hammer time yehya: you know, australian guy. and, uh, the guy who play captain american. his name chris, uh, chris, uh... chris, uh... chris. i think the guy, the fox right there with the machine gun, that's the guy, coober something. and another guy also the tree is the other guy, van deezer. the other guy, his name is star war, you know? and that one hero, the green guy, he cut his clothes and is very strong. his, uh, name mark raffallo. the lady in the movie, her name black window. she's not black, but she is, uh, dressed like black. her name is scarlum johansi. and this english guy is the guy like magic.

he have like two electric power in his hand. you know he got power. -so cool. -never heard of him. oh, that's the small guy like the -- the bug, you know, like he come in big and he come in small and he come in big and he come in small. and, uh, the bad guy in the movie he look exactly to me like bruce willis, you know like "die heart" movie. yippee ki-yay [bleep] this is not bruce willis. it's the guy zsazsh. tell me his name again. zsazsh. oh, using your made-up names. thanos: the end is near. the movie very good movie. all superhero die in the movie. go watch the movie for everyone, like the old people, young people, women, man, black, white, animal, dolphin, uh, crocodile. go watch the movie. good movie. cut! [ cheers and applause ] tonight in the show, we have music from a perfect circle,

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with mark ruffalo, scarlett johansson, tom hiddleston, danai gurira, dave bautista, and music from bleachers. and later this week, chris hemsworth, josh brolin, don cheadle, elizabeth olsen, karen gillan, sebastian stan, winston duke, benedict cumberbatch, chadwick boseman, and music from middle kids morgan wallen and the florida georgia line. so join us for all of that. the city of hollywood has never been safer than it is tonight, as the greatest collection of heroes ever assembles for the world premiere of "avengers: infinity war." it's happening right across the street. the movie opens everywhere on friday. please welcome iron man, gamora, vision, mantis, and spider-man. robert downey jr., zoe saldana, paul bettany, pom klementieff, and tom holland. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

♪ welcome. thank you for coming. [ cheering and applause ] you know, this is a lot of excitement. yes, it's you. [ cheering and applause ] i will say, i was driving into work this morning, and thank you guys for being here. i don't think there's -- i don't think we've ever had more of hollywood boulevard closed off for a premiere. and that includes, like, "star wars." do you feel at all competitive with the "star wars" franchise? [ laughter ] no, no. -no? -no. tom doesn't, but, robert, you do, right? i, uh -- i mean, i watch those movies. i'm a consumer first and foremost.

that's -- you've always said that, haven't you? -yeah. [ laughter ] who did you guys bring to the program? are you gonna -- is he gonna be like this? -i think so. -okay, good, he gets to. you look very snazzy. i like this new look. oh, this isn't easy. i'm in my early 50s now. this takes days. who -- do you still get nervous about a premiere? and who did you guys select to bring to this big premiere? -oh. -i am bringing my grandmother. oh, nice! -who, um -- -nice. she came out for this. they like her. but she's a -- she's a diva. she's gonna steal the red carpet. -wow. -she showed up wearing the most gorgeous red dress with, like, red lipstick. so yeah, don't go aww. she's a diva. [ laughter ] tom, did your family come out from england to be here for this? they did. actually, i brought my mum and my two twin brothers. [ cheers and applause ] apparently my brothers have a fan base here. you say your twin brothers. they're not -- they're your brothers

but they're not your twins, right? no, i had them. -you had -- [ laughter ] you're not in the twins. this is like a "chinatown" episode. it's very confusing. no, the thing that's sad is they're now as tall as me, so i could be their triplet. -i see. -you know? are they -- how old are they? they're 19 years old. and sam -- they are fantastic, by the way. they are great. sam, the older of the two, i surprised. i woke him up at like 4:00 a.m., uh, probably this time a couple years ago to take him to the "civil war" premiere. and he had no idea. and he was furious in the morning. "what you waking me up for? what you doing?" [ laughter ] and i said "mate, i'm taking you to l.a. to see the 'civil war' premiere." and he burst out into tears. and i said i'd show the clip on this. and he was like, "no, you cannot show that video." -oh, really? -yeah. oh, well, please, show -- let's show the video. no, no, no! it's gonna embarrass him. you don't want to see it. now, when you have kids and you are a marvel superhero, is this, like -- is it exciting for them

or is it just like "oh, dad, mom's at work," and it's no big deal, really? well, m-my daughter just tortures me with it. initially she was kind of -- she was amazed by me being purple. and whenever i took off the makeup -- she was 3 years old, and she was like, "i want purple, daddy! i want purple, daddy!" and she was furious. and now she just tortures with -- me with being in -- in love downey and now -- right now with scarlet witch. oh, really? i've never once been her favorite superhero. [ audience "awws" ] -yeah, i know, it's -- bettany, by the way, you've calmed down. you told me you were about to throw up 20 minutes ago. i was a little nervous, yeah. i got slightly -- 'cause this is a huge day. this is super. i mean, come on. who are you bringing, pom? oh, um, i'm bringing someone who invited me to l.a. the first time years ago. -oh, wow. -and, uh, he's my producer. and he's my guardian angel. his name is roy lee, and it's thanks to him that i came to l.a. the first time. because for the people -- [ cheers and applause ] -that is nice. no, because for -- for the people who don't know,

i'm from -- i'm from france. i'm french. so, you know, maybe you heard that with mantis. maybe she has, like, a hint of, like, french accent? i don't know. [ laughter ] do you ever put on the mantis, uh, costume and go to see the movie with a thea-- with a group of people at the theater? what? should i do that? -yeah. -you so should. okay, so i'm gonna change quickly and then, yeah, go to the premiere with antennas. okay. yeah. good plan. yeah. let's do it. do any of you do that, really? just go to -- i think, tom, you talked about doing that, right? are you still doing it? -i did it a lot, actually. -you did? -yeah. -no way! a lot? like how many times? i, um, -- i went to "spider-man" once, uh, wearing a spider-man hoodie. and, uh, i didn't even try and hide. i just showed up and was like, "enjoy the movie!" [ laughter ] were people shocked? were they accosting you? the funny thing is is someone comes up to me, and they'll be like, "oh, my god, you're spider-man, hey!" and i'm like, "hello. how are you?" and they go... "you're english?"

-each time it surprises me. -yeah. -it really does. -yeah, i'm not from here. each time i'm taken aback because spider-man's an american. and it's something we have to believe in. i mean, at least iron man is an american, right? ish, yeah. but it's a german name. true. it's a german name. -iron is a german name? -yeah. stark is a german name? both. you pick it. he's not only being american, you're doing -- and by the way, the first place i went from the hospital was to forest hills. you were doing a queens accent. you're doing a forest hills accent. that's how good this guy is. -are you kidding me? he's not just doing a new york accent. it is borough- and area-specific. thank you, yeah. have you guys become, uh, very close? or did you guys r--- not really work together in this? because i know there are 175 superheroes in this movie. was it pieced together like a vanity fair cover or something? oh, definitely, yeah. and -- and zoe and i just got a condo together. oh, you did, that's right. we're gonna see how this goes. it's not gonna go well. -yeah, yeah. i am rooming with, um, with the hulk. so green people like to stick together.

[ laughter ] but downey is our -- our rich, rich neighbor. yeah, it's like "three's company" if -- if hugh hefner was around the corner. and rightly so. and i do want to talk about this in a minute, because when you -- what was it, 10 years ago that you did the first "iron man" movie? absolutely. we didn't know how that was gonna go. [ cheering and applause ] that could have been te-- could have been a disaster. right. it could have ruined your acting career. oh, sure. i mean, the -- the only way was up back then. we will reminisce when we return. part of the cast of "avengers: infinity war" is with us. we'll be right back. ♪ at t-mobile, we don't just see uniforms. we see the people behind them. so we're committed to helping veterans

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we're back. special "avengers: infinity war" week. the movie premieres on friday. have any of you -- have any of you seen the movie in its entirety? -nope. -no. no. no one has seen it, right? -haven't even read it. -i barely read the script. yeah. [ laughter ] even you haven't seen it? wow. but you know the whole script, right? -yeah, yeah. -you do? oh, you know the whole script? -oh, i'm sorry. -oh, that's nice. you tell us. uh, i read it too. you read the whole script? yeah. i -- i mean, they didn't want me to read it. and then i harassed the producers, the director. i said i really need to read it. i really need to read it. and then they gave to it me in a -- on an ipad, so i read it. but now i think that a lot of people didn't read the script. i'm not even sure i read the fake one or the real one. -there's a fake script? -i read that script five times. and then i kept going ringing up the russos going, "you know what? i'm not sure." and they said "no, no, no, you've read the fake one." so they -- finally they put me in a room.

and -- and i'm dyslexic. and i sat down with this thick -- with this ipad called code red, by the way. -oh, i had the same one. -exactly. so i'm reading this thing and i -- i get to the end of it. and i ring up joe russo. and i say "you have the same ending." he went "you've read another fake one." and i -- at that point, i'd given up like 24 hours of my life to reading a script that i was never gonna make. [ laughter ] so -- so i quit. that's annoying, but imagine how annoying it is for the writers who are charged with writing a fake script that no one is ever going to use. they have to sit down and bang it out and make it believable for nothing. i have a-an admission to make. and i wanted to do it as kind of a formal apology. when we had the long setups between those, i was writing fake scripts. [ laughter ] it was you! and uploading them? as a good -- as a good company man, they'd indoctrinated me to the point where i was -- it was like "manchurian candidate." they said my first, middle, and last name, and i did whatever they wanted. who among you is least trustworthy when it comes to the secrets? [ audience shouting "tom!" ]

oh, my god, even the audience. -even they know. -i heard that. i heard that rumor too. tom, did you tell them what happens? so the end of the movie -- no, um, i don't know. no, i remember -- snitches end up in ditches. yeah. first of all, the american version of that, even though we love your britishness, is "snitches get stitches." -right. right? no ditches. no, the funny thing is i'd heard the rumor about the fr-- the fake script stuff. and i was reading what i thought was a fake script 'cause it was like spider-man's in space. so i didn't finish it. but i-i found out it was real! [ laughter ] okay. i've seen 20 minutes of the movie. and it is fantastic, by the way. i mean, it really -- -right? and i'm not exaggerating to appease anybody. it is absolutely great, that 20 minutes that i saw. [ cheering and applause ] and i don't know what i can say. i don't even know how to react to what tom just said there. i mean, i really don't.

what did i just say? you said spider-man's in space. oh, that thing, right. yeah. it's really awesome. it's like "men in black." every 20 seconds, we just wipe him. [ laughter ] he's very young. [ laughter ] and if you get him and ruffalo together, it's like the perfect storm. -yeah. -that's why they don't. they put us two in an interview together the other day in china. and i think the only reason was so they could control the source. so that ruffalo and i were in the same place, so if there was one leak, they just had to wipe one interview. how old were you when that first "iron man" movie came out? i would have been 11, 12. yeah. so you're right in that wheel. did you go see it when it -- i hated it. i -- [ laughter ] no, i was first in line. i was first in line. is that true? marvel -- the crazy thing for me, marvel has been such a massive part of my life. and it's now changed my life. sure. so it's, uh -- it's been a real roller coaster.

and a lot to get used to. but these guys, it's amazing working with these guys. i always get really choked up talking about this. who gives you guidance? does robert give you guidance? he is -- -not anymore. i mean, look, clearly, he's his own man now. he doesn't need -- [ laughter ] i don't want to be bitter about it. you know, i want to -- i want to pivot on this. what can you tell us about "avatar"? -um... [ laughter ] that's a really good question. [ cheering and applause ] tell us the whole thing. i -- i mean, i can't -- i can't say much, okay? 'cause jim is probably somewhere, like, about to, like -- -cameron's just -- yeah. wipe me out. but, um, i do remember -- he's watching us live. when we were shooting the very first "avatar," which i just mentioned to you during the commercial break, you guys -- we were shooting in playa vista in this little area in los angeles. and, um they were shooting "iron man" in the lot right next to us. and i would walk over to his lot because they had better catering. oh, really? that's because they take like 13 years to make a movie. they have to feed people for like a full generation. yes. i mean, they got better since then.

-oh, i bet. -didn't jim cameron -- i hope i'm not confusing him with somebody else. didn't he say this week he hopes this marvel mania goes away and dies down? didn't wasn't he wishing? didn't he put a pox on you guys? -why are you looking at me? -that's kind of a compliment. because you know. no, i can tell that, a, you're misinformed as usual. -i am? oh, really? -b, he was probably misquoted. c, i want to be in a jim cameron movie. [ laughter ] and i think i just might again. [ cheers and applause ] -thank you. as a matter of fact, t-tom and i are looking for a two-hander, jim. [ laughter ] well, who isn't, really, if you think about it? all right. and here we are. all right, so you guys -- you can't be trusted. i mean, you don't -- you were not entrusted with any part of the movie throughout the making of this thing. the whole thing will be -- which is great, because it will be a surprise to you when you go into the theater. do you all survive the film?

are there characters that don't make it? [ laughter ] saldana: don't say anything! i mean, it is a war. if everyone comes out, it's not that believable. -um... -yeah. moving on. [ laughter ] y-you actually just got a little nervous, didn't you? i did. i'm really stressed right now. my hands are so sweaty. kimmel: i have something that's gonna relax everyone. he has clammy hands right now. -what i'm gonna ask -- -it must be the webbing. i'm going to ask you to pass these down. oh, yes, please. i would like everyone on this panel to, if you would, and we're gonna auction these off for charity, to sketch their own character, okay? what? you'll have a -- you'll have a little bit of time. and then sketch your character. and i don't know. i guess i have one here too. -oh, this is great. -but sketch your character. here are pens. and when we come back, we will reveal. oh, this will be great. yeah, we'll see how your art -- [ cheers and applause ] we'll see how you do with the illustration from marvel comics. the avengers are here. we'll be right back.

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we are back. robert downey jr., zoe saldana, paul bettany, pom klementieff, and tom holland are here. as you know, they are avengers. they're guardians. they've got all sorts of things going on here. by the way, when the avengers and the guardians came together for the first time, was there -- was it cliquish at all? was there any kind of a -- it was super -- it was like -- it was more than a clique. it was absolutely nurturing. -oh. -i remember i, um -- you know, i flew in one -- one of those shooting times, and i was so sick where, you know, people were just, like, afraid to come over and say hello. i just looked like this pathetic green thing on set. and, um, there was a knock on my trailer. and it was, uh, robert's, um, assistant dropping off, like, a whole bunch of supplements that he had put together for me. you're like the staff physician. as a get-well little package. and there was this gel that was just so horrible. -really? -so horrible.

i've never tasted something so vile. and i thought, "this must not only get me better, but make me younger." [ laughter ] -did it work? -and it didn't. it didn't. have any of the rest of you been under dr. robert's care? -dr. downey? -yeah, dr. downey. i've had, um, on "spider-man 1" -- um, not that i've done more than one. [ laughter ] i remember -- i remember when you first came in, we came in to do -- i came in and i was also sick. and i didn't really know you all that well at this point. so you took me back to your trailer, and you hooked me up to this machine. for real? what machine? and you started prodding me with this thing -- you know the thing that goes "whoo"? and i just was sitting there like, "just be polite. be polite." and you -- and you fixed me up real good. w-what machine? are you really iron man? what's going on? [ laughter ] pom, have i doctored you at all? or no? no. no, you are very nice.

[ laughter ] so to you, doctoring would be not nice? -no, it's great. -yeah, no, he didn't do that, but he made a lovely welcoming speech when i first showed up as vision. but i couldn't hear it 'cause i had the ears on. do you want me to repeat it now? that's why he's called vision. he's not called -- [ laughter ] so let's see, paul. why don't we start with you and your vision of vision? and show us what you've done in the commercial break. we had a very short commercial break. and so let's see. now, this is your character, the character you play -- how well you know vision. it's gonna be hard to beat. right? just saying that. [ cheers and applause ] i like it. it's all about the line. you look cross-eyed. pom? okay, so i thought of a different version of mantis. because it's summer. and i think, you know, she likes to swim too. so her name is mer-mantis. so it's a mix between a mermaid and mantis!

[ cheers and applause ] mer-mantis. nicely done. tom's actually good, though. tom, uh, the word on the street is that you can draw. well, wait and see. i honestly felt like tobey maguire in the first movie, designing my suit. okay. [ cheers and applause ] really good. um, i -- i just -- i don't know. i tried my best. [ laughter ] i got super modern. very muppet-esque. it's so accurate, it's uncanny. [ laughter ] and finally, iron man. [ clears throat, blows ] wow! i'm kidding. i'm kidding! here's what i really drew. [ laughter ]

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hey, we're back. all right. the drawings were beautiful. you all did great work. but what we're really here to see is the movie. what we're really excited about is the movie. and i think what you guys are excited about is seeing the movie. you're gonna get to see the whole thing. the premiere is right across the street. but first, we've got a full minute, 60 beautiful seconds of "avengers: infinity war." take a look. tell me his name again. thanos. he's a plague, tony. he invades planets. he takes what he wants. he wipes out half the population.

he sent loki. the attack on new york, that's him. this is it. what's our timeline? no telling. he has the power and space stones. that already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. if he gets his hands on all six stones, tony -- he could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of. did you seriously just say "hitherto undreamt of"? are you seriously leaning on the cauldron of the cosmos? [ clang! ] i'm going to allow that. if thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal? no can do. we swore an oath to protect the time stone with our lives. and i swore off dairy, but then ben and jerry's named a flavor after me, so... -stark raving hazelnuts. -not bad. a bit chalky. there it is. the movie is very funny. [ cheers and applause ] we will see that. that's the only one i've ever seen. thank you all for being here. paul, thank you, pom, thank you.

tom -- pom and tom, that's nice little -- zoe and robert downey jr., thank you all for being here. "avengers: infinity war" opens everywhere all around the world on friday. we'll be right back with music from a perfect circle. ♪ barrett: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz -- the best or nothing. i'm shree bose and i'm a medical student. i was fifteen and my grandfather passed away of cancer. i wanted to start doing cancer research. i think science can be an incredible force for good. this windows 10 pc is great.

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barrett: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz -- the best or nothing. thanks to robert, zoe, paul, pom, and tom. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. this is their album. it's called "eat the elephant." here with the song "talktalk," a perfect circle! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ echoing ] ♪ you're waiting ♪ on miracles ♪ we're bleeding out ♪ ♪ thoughts

♪ and prayers ♪ adorable ♪ like cake in a crisis ♪ we're bleeding out [ echo stops ] ♪ while you deliberate ♪ ♪ bodies accumulate ♪ sit and talk like jesus ♪ try walkin' like jesus ♪ sit and talk like jesus ♪ talk like jesus ♪ talk, talk, talk, talk ♪ get your ass out of my way

♪ ♪ ♪ don't be the problem, be the solution ♪ ♪ don't be the problem, be the solution ♪ ♪ don't be the problem, be the solution ♪ ♪ problem, problem, problem ♪ faith without works is ♪ talk without works is ♪ faith without works is ♪ dead, dead, dead, dead ♪ sit and talk like jesus ♪ try walkin' like jesus

♪ sit and talk like jesus ♪ try walkin' like jesus ♪ try braving the rain ♪ try lifting the stone ♪ try extending a hand ♪ walk your talk ♪ try walkin' your talk or get your ass out of my way ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ time is money and money's time ♪ ♪ we wasted every second dime ♪ on diets, lawyers, shrinks, and apps and flags ♪

♪ and plastic surgery ♪ now willy wonka, major tom, ali, and leia have moved on ♪ ♪ signal the final curtain call in all its atomic pageantry ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ bravissimo, hip-hip hooray ♪ for this fireworks display ♪ mind and body blown -- . saturday night at a bowling

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