have returned to u.s. soil. president trump i >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, alden ehrenreich. from "life of the party" ben falcone. and music from 2 chainz featuring yg. and now, stay with me, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. welcome to hollywood. where -- i don't know if you heard about this but authorities here are on full alert tonight after a heist, a super heist. the lapd at this hour is investigating the disappearance of iron man's suit.

the original iron man suit, the one robert downey skrr jr. wore stolen from a warehouse in pacoima, which is not too far from here. the suit's reportedly worth $325,000. police released this sketch of the suspect. if you see anyone who looks something like this, please notify local law enforcement. so far the only lead they have on the thief is that he's probably a huge nerd. so be on the lookout for that. [ laughter ] it's up to us to stop thanos now, and we need that suit to do it. president trump is on high alert too. the president is up way past his bedtime tonight. he is at andrews air force base waiting to greet the three american detainees who were released by north korea today after months in confinement. boy, these guys are in for some shock when they're met at the airport by president trump. whoa, wait. president who? when did this happen? [ laughter ] this is a major diplomatic win for the president. you know, the last time trump brought a prisoner back from a

foreign country she became first lady. and that worked out great. [ cheers and applause ] yesterday the president announced the u.s. will pull out of our signed nuclear pact with iran and resume sanctions against them. despite the fact that even his own secretary of state said there's no evidence that they violated the pact in any way. and surprisingly, even though they were disappointed the iranians took it pretty well. they even had a little ceremony to celebrate. there they are. by the way, they're not even burning the flag. they're burning a printout of the flag. which is really the lamest flag burning possible. go to kinko's, print this out, and we will set it aflame. not only is trump pulling out of the iran deal, he's now threatening to pull media credentials for reporters he doesn't like. the president lashed out at journalists on twitter ch th morning. he wrote "the fake news is working overtime. just reported that despite the tremendous success we're having with the economy and all things

else 91% of the network news about me is negative, fake. why do we work so hard in working with the media when it is corrupt? take away credentials?" [ laughter ] sure, why not? that sounds patriotic. but 91% is a very specific number. where would he get a number like that? let's see. trump tweeted that at 7:38 a.m. exactly 30 minutes after this. >> if you look at the polls, it's pretty astronomical. abc, cbs, nbc according to media research center, 91% of their coverage according to mrc is negative. >> looks like somebody carved a little time oust his schedule to watch some of "fox and friends" this morning. [ laughter ] he can save a lot of time -- if he just gave fox news his twitter password, he could save who knows how much time? and by the way, i'm pretty sure 91% of the coverage of the ebola virus was negative too. didn't make it fake news.

meanwhile, another stiletto has dropped in the curious case of stormy daniels. her lawyer michael avenatti released documents that say michael cohen received $500,000 from a russian oligarch who has close ties to vladimir putin. the guy's name is viktor vehicles'llberg. not only did he give cohen half a million dollars for reasons unknown, reportedly he deposited it into the same account cohen used to pay stormy the $130,000 in hush money. this is viktor vekselberg with putin. you see conspiring. really every photo of these two looks like there's some sinister plot being hatched. that's not suspicious at all. [ laughter ] this guy wasn't the only mysterious donor to cohen. at&t, a company that's hoping to get the government to sign off on its merger with time warner, paid him $200,000. novartis, which is a huge pharmaceutical company, put in $1.2 million. and then the russian oligarch paid half a million too. that all seems normal, right? what's the big deal?

like a go fund me campaign. almost everyone has one. [ laughter ] michael cohen attempted to defend himself briefly. he was caught by msnbc getting into a cab this morning in new york. >> the documents is inaccurate. >> let's look at that. >> his documents is inaccurate. >> his documents inaccurate. he really does hire the best people. there's no question about it. [ laughter ] here's all you need to know about michael cohen. when the investigators raided his office and home, they seized 16 cell phones. who has 16 phones? unless you're an authorized retailer for verizon, there's no good reason to have 16 phones. in happier news for team trump, congratulations are in order for mike pence's older brother, greg, who won the indiana congressional primary last night. greg pence is a businessman. he owns antique malls in southern indiana. just when you thought there couldn't possibly be a more boring member of the pence family, here comes greg with his

antique malls. [ laughter ] and greg looks almost exactly like his brother. look at those two tighty whities. [ laughter ] greg is either on the left or the right. i don't know. they're like the white house winklevoss twins. it's like someone made a copy of a blank sheet of paper. [ laughter ] but it's kind of exciting. i didn't know mike pence had a brother. i didn't know there were two pences out there. >> there's more than one, jimmy. >> jimmy: excuse me? >> yes. i'm mike's other brother, todd pence. i'm the bad boy of the family. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? what makes you bad? >> i stay up really late sometimes. >> jimmy: oh. all right. so mike pence has two brothers. that's -- >> more than two, jimmy. i'm matt pence. >> jimmy: oh. nice to meet you, matt. >> yes. i'm the cute one. just look at my smile. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is pretty cute. that's very charming. are there more of you or is it just -- >> yes indeed, jimmy. i'm gary pence.

the chubby one. would you like a slice of toast? >> jimmy: oh, no. thank you. that's nice. >> it's got blue bonnet on it. >> jimmy: no, that's good, but no, i'm okay. >> fine. more toast for me. mm. delish. >> jimmy: what are you guys doing in l.a. right now? >> we're here for the country's biggest loafers convention. >> jimmy: it's a loafers convention? that sounds like a blast. >> it is. >> jimmy: well, great to meet you. enjoy the rest of the show. i have some jokes about your brother's boss that i think you're going to like. >> jokes? >> you're growing to tell jokes? >> i don't think mother would approve. >> no. >> jimmy: mother? >> and before you get any weird ideas, by mother we mean the wife we all share. >> jimmy: oh. okay. [ laughter ] that makes sense. >> pence boys, up! pence boys forward. and march. [ applause ] >> jimmy: bye, guys. take care.

don't forget to put on sunblock! [ laughter ] i don't know if you heard about this. uber is working on something unbelievable. it's called uber air. and the plan is sometime in the next five years you'll be able to take an uber that will fly you to your destination. there are some combination of cars and helicopters. but don't worry, they still smell like strawberry vape vomit. okay? [ laughter ] it's a group project between uber, the army, and nasa. times really have changed. in the '60s nasa was sending men to the moon. now they're sending drunks home from hooters. [ laughter ] in other technology news this is what google is up to. google has what they call a digital assistant that among other things has the ability to do this. >> so what you're going to hear is the google assistant actually calling a real salon to schedule an appointment for you. let's listen. [ phone ringing ] >> can i help you?

>> hi. i'm calling to book a woman's haircut for a client. i'm looking for something on may 3rd. >> sure, give me one second. >> mm-hmm. >> sure. what time are you looking for around? >> do you have anything between 10:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m.? >> okay. we have a 10:00. >> 10:00 a.m. is fine. >> okay. what's the first name? >> the first name is lisa. >> okay. perfect. so i will see lisa at 10:00 on may 3rd. >> okay. great. thanks. >> great. have a great day. bye. >> jimmy: as if answering the phone at supercuts wasn't already depressing enough. just what america needed. more calls from human-like machines. i don't even want to take calls from actual humans. i already get every weekend, you know those annoying automated calls where they're like oh, hey, my headset came off, sorry, can you hear me? and then if you say yes they hit you with a reverse mortgage and

take your house away from you? [ laughter ] they're called robo calls. and robocalls are on the rise pape federal court recently reversed rules that were put in place during the obama administration to protect us from getting so many of these obnoxious calls, and since then these telemarketers have been going wild. i don't know if you know this, but in the month of april alone there were 3.4 billion automated sales calls, which is up 900 million per month from last year. that's how many i get in the weekend. 900 million. and one of the worst things about them is because of cell phones we don't even have the satisfaction of slamming a phone down anymore. young people will never know the satisfaction of angrily hammering a receiver into the cradle. all they get to do is this now. you know, that's -- my new trick when i get a robocall, i hand the phone to alexa and i let them fight it out amongst themselves. you know, donald trump keeps talking about the border. that's not an emergency.

this is where we should be sending in the national guard. let's get our troops out of the desert and have them start invading some of these robo call centers. let's call in the robo cops. [ applause ] am i right, pence brothers? oh, no, i'm not right. back to your loafers convention. we're going to take a break. when we come back, in honor of teacher appreciation week we are going to give former students a chance to apologize for all the terrible things they did to their teachers. so stick around. we'll be right back. >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by the makers of accucheck guide simple pay. don't let it happen when you buy your diabetes test strips. with the accu-chek® guide simplepay program, you pay the same low price.

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show.

alden ehrenreich, ben falcone, and music from 2 chainz with yg is on the way. what is that you're wearing, by the way? >> guillermo: 2 necklace. >> jimmy: you mean 2 chains. not necklace. 2 chains. because 2 chainz is on the show. >> guillermo: yeah, 2 chains. >> jimmy: you should start coming to the rehearsals so you know what's going on. >> guillermo: all right. tomorrow. >> jimmy: this is remarkable. this is from a charity cornhole tournament over the weekend in douglas county, georgia where things took a decidedly uncharitable turn. >> hey! >> [ bleep ]. >> hey, hey, hey. >> [ bleep ]. >> break it up! >> stop it right now! we will stop this tournament. this is stupid. this is absolutely ridiculous.

get out here! we will stop the tournament right now. [ bleep ]. you're adults and this is ridiculous. it is a cornhole tournament fund-raiser. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they're acting like a bunch of cornholes. this week in case you didn't know is teacher appreciation week. and it's very important to be nice to your teachers. you know, the nra has their way, they'll all have machine guns soon and you'll have to be nice to them. and most people have one or more teachers from the past that they put through the ringer. when he i was in high school, we had a spanish teacher named mr. gretz. and every day mr. gretz would write ten questions on the chalkboard and then he'd pull down the map to cover them until quiz time. and then he'd lift them up and we'd have to take the quiz. and every day someone would somehow sneak into the classrooms and erase all the questions and replace them with a cartoon penis. [ laughter ]

and then mr. gretz either retired or disappeared, i'm not sure after that year. but i feel like we owe him an apology. teachers have difficult jobs. so today in honor of teacher appreciation week we went out to hollywood boulevard to give people a chance to say sorry for the awful, awful things they did. >> it's teacher appreciation week. are there any teachers you would like to apologize to? >> sure. my fifth grade teacher. her name was miss glasser. i gave her the nickname gassy goo, and it stuck with her the whole year. >> my senior year of high school i want to apologize to miss seawall because i arrived at every drawing to my last final for math and i completely failed it and i knew what i was taking. i knew the stuff, but i failed it bays was very, very drunk. >> i want to apologize to my kindergarten teacher for kicking her every day. almost every day. i would come in and kick her for no reason. and after that first grade, my first grade teacher i would hit

her with a rubber band and paper. >> so things got worse. >> yeah. >> there was a teacher at desoto high school in orange county who had very, very big curly hair and when she'd turn around to write on the board we would roll up little pieces much paper and see how many we could stick in her hair without her knowing. >> what was your record? >> i think it maybe was like eight or nine. >> i don't remember her name but i took a spanish class my freshman year of high school and i'm from mexico city. i was born there. by didn't tell the teacher until like the last week during like a final presentation, where i got up -- [ speaking spanish ] and yeah. i spoke spanish better than her. i think she was russian. >> just one. mr. mccrary. he's a high school teacher in prince george's, virginia. >> what did you do? >> we stole his car and put it on the roof. >> i want to apologize for telling a marijuana joke in first grade.

>> what was the joke? >> miss kraus, why don't balloons do drugs? and you know, panic on her face. and she said, i don't know, amy. and i said, because they're afraid they'll get too high and get busted. and yeah. she didn't like that. >> and what do you do now? >> i'm the mayor of manhattan beach, california. >> are there any teachers you'd like to apologize to? >> yeah. i'd like to apologize to the teacher i stole a checkbook from in high school. stealing my teacher's checkbook trying to cash a check and got caught and went to jail. that was embarrassing, man. in front of all of my student co- -- my friends seeing me locked up. it was crazy. i apologize. forgive me. >> i want to apologize to miss amundson, my esl teacher. she used to send me to get cigarettes from the liquor store, and i would steal two or three cigarettes, you know.

and that's the way i learned how to smoke, you know. and be cool. at least i learned something in school, you know. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's one way of looking at it. hey, tonight on the show we have music from 2 chainz with yg. ben falcone is here. and we'll be right back with young han solo alden ehrenreich. so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the maker of acucheck simple pay. to save a buck and donate a buck visit buckoffdiabetes.com.

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>> announcer: this is an abc news special report. and good morning from new york, everybody. i'm kendis gibson at abc news headquarters. >> and i'm diane maceda. we're interrupting our regular programs to show you the arrival of three americans who were detained in north korea. they have just landed at joint base andrews outside washington, d.c. >> president trump is there to greet them after the secretary of state mike pompeo secured their release during his visit to north korea. pompeo arrived just a few moments ago. >> it's the most obvious sign so far of cooling tensions between the u.s. and north korea as president trump and kim jong un prepare for their historic moment. and you can see the president and first lady there emerging from that plane with those three

prisoners right there now free men. all three are said to be in good health this morning. so kim dong-chul is one of the prisoners who was tlt longest. he was arrested in 2015. >> just look at that moment there, watching these guys with the peace sign. that is relief on their faces and on the faces of the president and first lady right there. >> that indeed. you're look at a very big moment, not only for these three men but potentially for these two countries. two regimes seemed to be at odds for decades now. and this could be a very big moment specifically with this upcoming summit between the president and the north korean leader. >> we watched this plane as it arrived within the last half hour, and we're going to watch right now as these three men step foot here at joint base andrews. they've already been on american soil. the plane landed there about six hours ago in anchorage, alaska. but let's watch this moment here as they land. and terry is monitoring this.

terry moran is monitoring this moment from london. terry. >> what a moment it is. you guys are absolutely right. it's joyful. it is the end to suspense and agony for the families. and it is an important milestone in the journey towards this remacable summit that president trump and kim jong un are determined to have it seems sometime in june in singapore. but it is worth remembering a couple of things. amid the joy and relief a couple of things. north korea's done this before. 13 americans since the 1990s have been detained and released at some point except for otto warmbier, who was released and then died. the college student from virginia. and the other thing to remember is there are japanese detainees. there are south korean detainees. let's not forget the nature of this regime. that said, this is a moment of joy and for president trump no question about it, a moment of triumph as he pursues this remarkable diplomatic opening

toward one of the most closed countries in the world, north korea. >> and amid the jet noise you can kind of hear the small cheers there in the early morning hours in the suburbs of maryland. and i believe they're going to say something shortly at the microphones. >> no shortage of smiles there for sure. let's see if we can hear the president. >> i want to thank kim jong un who was excellent to release these incredible people. they are incredible people. and the fact we were able to get them out so soon is really a tribute to a lot of things, including a certain process that's taking place right now. and that process is very important. so we will see what happens. we have a meeting scheduled in a very short period of time. you'll be hearing about it soon. we have the location set. and we will see if we can do something that people did not think was going to happen for

many, many years. and a lot of bad things could have happened in between. so i just want to say this is a special night for these three really great people. and congratulations on being in this country. thank you. >> huh doow does it feel to be ? >> how does it feel to be home? >> [ speaking foreign language ]. >> translator: it's like a dream, and we are very, very happy. >> how were you treated? you have to give them an answer. >> [ speaking foreign language ].

>> translator: we were treated in many different ways. for me i had to do a lot of labor. but when i got sick, i was also treated by them. >> my proudest achievement will be -- this is a part of it. but will be when we denuclearize that entire peninsula. this is what people have been waiting for for a long time. nobody thought we could be on this track in terms of speed. so i'm very honored to have helped the three folks. they're great people. you know, i got to speak to them on the plane. these are great people. they've been through a lot. but it's a great honor. but the great -- the true honor is going to be if we have a victory in getting rid of

nuclear weapons. no, not at all. we very much appreciate he allowed them to go before the meeting. it was sort of understood we'd be able to get these three terrific people during the meeting and bring them home after the meeting, and he was nice in letting them go before the meeting. i mean, frankly, we didn't think this was going to happen. and it did. so you could say we're a little bit -- it was a very important thing to all of us to be able to get these three great people out. and i must tell you, i want to pay my warmest respects to the parents of otto warmbier, who is a great young man who really suffered, and his parents have become friends of ours. they are spectacular people. and i just want to pay my respects. i actually called them the other

day, and mike called them also, mike pence. and they are really incredible people. i think our secretary of state despite the fact that the "new york times" said he was missing, he was in north korea, but i think our secretary of state has done a fantastic job. mike, did you know you were missing? they couldn't find you. they couldn't find him. they couldn't find him because he was in north korea. i don't want to comment on whether or not i spoke to him. >> [ inaudible question ]. >> well, we're starting off on a new footing. this is a wonderful thing that he released the folks early. that's a big thing. very important to me. and i really think we have a very good chance of doing something very meaningful.

and if anybody would have said that five years ago, ten years ago, even a year ago, you would have said that's not possible. so a lot -- i will say this. a lot of very good things have happened. say it. >> [ inaudible question ]. >> i really think he wants to do something. i think he did this because i really think he wants to do something and bring that country into the real world. i really believe that, john. and i think that we're going to have a success. i think this will be a very big success. it's never been taken this far. there's never been a relationship like this. and we're starting from here. but i really think a lot of progress has been made. and we'll see what happens. we're talking about a few weeks. i guess many of you will be with us. but some great things can happen. and that's what we hope. so i want to thank you all.

it's very early in the morning. i think you probably broke the all-time in history television rating for 3:00 in the morning. that i would say. but i want to just congratulate. these are three great people. and congratulations. [ applause ] >> so there you have it. the president is really basking in the celebration. i do want to contest one thing that he said. the all-time television rating for 3:00 in the morning. i think we do that on a daily basis. >> oh, definitely. we heard the president thanking kim jong un for the release of those prisoners. it sounds like before they had originally discussed, which would have been during or after the summit. and we're actually going to go to tara palmieri, who is there on the ground. tara, it seems lots of smiles and joy from this perspective. what's it like there on the ground? >> the energy here is incredible. it was a really touching moment.

and also a big moment for the trump administration. as you can see, they set up the scene. this is a real production with fanfare. huge american flag behind me with floodlights and cranes. and it was just really a moment they could bask in the glory and take a bow. and like you heard, the president thanked kim jong un and he referenced otto warmbier, whose arrival in the united states was completely different. it was a stark contrast. he arrived in the middle of the night to no fanfare at all, barely conscious. and here you saw these detainees just joyous, waving their hands, peace signs, and just happy to be on the ground in america. >> terry moran, just a few seconds with you right now. you followed the north korean conflict for years. a quick thought as you see that play out. >> well, this is a great moment for the families and for this process. fortune favors the bold sometimes. and in president trump, in kim jong un, and in south korean president moon jae-in these are three bold leaders ready to roll the dice. and this is a sign of what can

happen. guys? >> terry moran from london. thank you, terry. and now we'll return to our regular programming. for some of you in the east that's "world news now." >> we'll have more have more. >> announcer: this has been a special report from abc news. >> announcer: we'll join our programming after these messages.

>> jimmy: we need to buckle up, tighten up security a little bit. tonight from the new movie "life of the party" ben falcone is here. then their song is called proud. 2 chainz with yg and their mo

on the mercedes-benz stage. that's right, it's bring your mom to work night. tomorrow night, donald glover, molly gordon and music from angelique kidjo. our first guest tonight is a talented young actor who is about to experience the career equivalent of making the jump to hyperspace. he stars as an outlaw named han in "solo: a star wars story." >> you must have known you'd see me again. >> i was counting on it. i just didn't count on it being so soon. of course now you've got a problem. a big problem. >> did you happen to notice that freighter down there? do you know what's on it? 30 hired guns. all i've got to do is give them the signal, you're surrounded. sorry. do your thing.

>> "solo" opens may 25th. please welcome alden ehrenreich. [ cheers and applause ] good to have you here. i've been seeing your face on billboards all over town. >> yeah, it's around now. >> jimmy: are people recognizing you from the billboards or the trailers or whatever? >> yeah. i've been recognized in the past a little bit. this one feels a little bit different. >> jimmy: things are going to change a lot. >> i was going into an elevator and it opened. i was like, is this going down? the guy's like no, it's going up, holy [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] so that's sort of a different vibe. although maybe something else happened. >> jimmy: yeah. it's possible. you're going to have to take the stairs from now on. that's probably what's going to happen.

obviously, this is a coveted role. han solo is a big deal. you made a very fine han solo, i will say. did they -- i was curious about this. when you're taking on a role like this, is it like -- when they like vet the secretary of state is there an intensive backgrounds search that goes on to make sure you didn't do anything terrible? >> oh, yeah. i'm sure there's something like that. >> so they didn't tell you they did a background search. >> i'm not aware of it. maybe this is where i'm finding out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wouldn't that be something? >> yeah, that would be great. >> jimmy: it would be a little bit late. did you have a summit with harrison ford? did you guys have to sit down? >> no. but we were about to start shooting and i felt like, you know, it didn't feel right to sort of do it without meeting him. so i went out and i had lunch with -- originally it was going to be me and the directors and the head of the studio and stuff, and then the scheduling it was just me. so i met him in his airplane hangar with five airplanes surrounding us. and then we went out to lunch

and he was awesome. >> jimmy: did you fly to lunch or did you -- >> no. no. >> jimmy: did he give you -- did he share any wisdom with you? >> he said if anyone asks i told you everything you need to know and you're not allowed to say anything. [ laughter ] which was good. >> jimmy: i get the sense, and harrison has been here on a number of occasions. i feel like he's less interested in "star wars" than anyone i know. >> yeah, maybe. that might be true. it was kind of like, you know, he's like wait, what is this? he barely knew like -- >> jimmy: indiana jones or something. what the hell was going on. >> he still doesn't like the ewoks. i think that's a big thing for him. >> jimmy: oh, he hates ewoks. >> he hates e woks. >> jimmy: a lot of people hate the ewoks. >> it's like fao schwarz. he didn't like it. >> jimmy: wait till he finds out the porgs. >> right. he might not know. >> jimmy: guaranteed he doesn't know. there's not a chance he knows about the porgs. i asked this question, i asked

woody harrelson, who's quite a bit older than you are, i asked him last night what the first "star wars" movie he saw in a theater was. it was the first "star wars" movie. which one for you? >> for me i was about 10 and i went to go see "episode 1." >> jimmy: which was to me episode 4 i guess. even though it was episode 1. >> right. exactly. and i sort of thought i was going to a premiere because i didn't know what a screening was. but it was a screening, an early screening of the movie. so i brought an autograph book, and i thought it was going to be this star-studded event, which it wasn't. there was no one there. except shaquille o'neal. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> which was pretty craziy. i went up to him and was waiting to talk to him. all these kids came over and said give me some paper, so i did. he kind of got swarmed by all these kids. and he left and took my pen. >> jimmy: oh, no. wow. >> so actually, while i'm here, i thought maybe it's a good chance -- >> jimmy: you didn't sit behind shaq during the -- >> no. thank god. >> jimmy: shaq owes you a pen.

>> yeah. it w it was a gel pen. it was silver. it's t. was a big deal. i hope he's watching. >> jimmy: i hope so too. >> i've just been using crayons for like 15 years. >> jimmy: you should invite him to the premiere. as long as he's not sitting in front of you of course. but who lu take to the premiere with you? >> i've got seven nieces and nephews who are all coming, which is very exciting. i've got my nana, who's a big fan of me. doesn't really care about "star wars." >> jimmy: oh, she doesn't? >> she calls it star trek and she can't remember chewy's name. she's like oh, that big hairy -- what's the bigfoot guy or the bear or something. but yeah, she's very excited. she has a little stool in the bathroom that has every magazine i've ever been in. that's the toilet. that's her board. >> jimmy: she just flips through and looks at her grandson. >> she's looking at the toilet looking at my face a lot, maybe when you see me in person it might be a little weird. >> jimmy: with the secrecy aspect of this can you tell your

family you're going to be a part of this? >> officially no. but i did. don't tell anybody. >> jimmy: everybody tells anyway. >> you have to tell your family. >> jimmy: yeah, i guess so. >> so i told her. and you're scared that it's going to get out or you that leak it and get it trouble or something. so i was very clear with my nana about don't tell anyone that this is happening. and i called her a week later and she was like my friends are so excited. they can't wait. and i was like nana, you can't -- she was like, well, that's ridiculous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess you can't really sue nana, can you? >> no. i'm trying. >> jimmy: there's a scene in the movie, and i'm hoping i don't get penalized for mentioning this but there's a scene in the movie where you speak wookiee with chewbacca. >> yes. >> jimmy: is that like -- have they worked out like with klingon, like they came up with a whole language or is it just you making grunting noises? >> a little of both. we had to figure out there's a part where it's subtitled so we

had to figure out what words meant certain words. but it was in my audition, i had to learn it and do 9 whole thing. >> jimmy: do they do that to humiliate you? >> yeah. to see if you can deal with how embarrassed you can feel. >> jimmy: they're like you know, alden, his wookiee was really, really good. he's very fluent. he nailed it. >> yeah. we ended up doing a lot of it. >> jimmy: did you? who did you do it with? >> jonas, who plays chewy, has been doing it for three movies. so he taught me kind of -- i can do like -- you know. like that kind of thing. but jonas has different deep cut chewy stuff like chewy's laugh, which is like -- and all these kind of chewy things.ngs.ngs. sh shree week is the name of the language. >> jimmy: so he's doing that live with you. >> he's doing that live and they take the sound of a bear and a seal and a lion orring? and combine it in post. >> jimmy: and does he memorize his noises or -- like does he go

over the script? [ laughter ] >> he would make that joke sometimes because we'd be in the cockpit and sometimes i have to say stuff. but you know i name like 16 different buttons and one planet and a gun and a thing. and i'm like learning the lines. and then i turn to him and he'd be like i think then i say urrrr. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to ask you for a favor. this is similar to something we did when the cast of the avengers were here a few weeks ago. we're donating the money to charity. we got a lot of money for this. i had them draw pictures of themselves, their characters, and sign them. what i'd like to ask you to do, since you are now han solo, is to sign that solo cup. maybe write han on it or something like that. then you can go to charitybuzz.com starting tomorrow. that's the pen shaq stole from you. >> right. >> jimmy: and you can bid on a solo cup signed by the actual

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produced three motion pictures and two young children. he serves as writer, director, and producer and husband in "life of the party" starring melissa mccarthy. it opens in theaters friday. please welcome ben falcone. [ cheers and applause ] you didn't have to learn to speak wookiee for this movie, did you? >> no, i didn't. but i feel like i maybe should have. it's -- i wonder if the "star wars" people ever like oh, god, it's our opening weekend, we're only going to make $500 billion. >> jimmy: it is interesting. when you have a comedy and you're hoping that people go see it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and they're just hoping to make sure every person in the world sees it twice. >> yes. all i need is total domination. >> jimmy: your wife melissa was here the other night, and she was very funny talking about her dad. her dad's in the movie. you directed the movie. >> that's right.

>> jimmy: your dad is also in the movie. >> that's true. >> jimmy: and they play -- they're paired together in the same scene. >> yes, they are. their roles were racquetball old guy number 1 and racquetball old guy number 2. >> jimmy: was there any discussion as to who would be number 1 and who would be number 2? >> i think mike was number 1, but i don't know that my dad loved that. he maybe wanted to be number 1. >> jimmy: who doesn't? you know? >> my dad is a good actor. he does community theater and stuff. >> jimmy: oh, nice. >> so yeah, it's fun. i was like dad, it will thb fun thing and it's you and mike and this will be so much fun. then he comes up to me right before we're about to shoot and he says, buddy, i've got a big back story. and i go, wait, what do you mean? you're racquetball guy number 1 or 2 or whichever one you are, you've got a couple lines. it will be fun. he goes, well, i just really feel like i'm from new york. and i'm like, well, what does that have to do with racquetball or being in this place? you're like in the midwest somewhere. he goes okay, got, it got it,

got it. and we go action, and i swear to got he goes, "eh, yo, what's going on over here?" >> jimmy: it's like he's in the witness protection program or something. [ laughter ] >> and then maya. maya rudolph was in the film, one of our friends and a tremendously funny woman. she goes, "you shut up, vince." so he got what he wanted. he got a name and his backstory worked. >> jimmy: yeah. right. your dad, is it true your dad would go to college with you? which is really like the plot of this movie. >> yeah. our movie is really just a sweet look at college with melissa playing a mom and you know, it's really this sweet female-centered movie. in my case -- girl. in my case it was sweet and fun and we all loved my dad, but he would come and literally party with me. hard. >> jimmy: when you say he'd come and party with you, when would he show up? just the weekends? >> yeah, on the weekends.