the truth about our democracy is that the people don't make laws, we vote for those who do. so the least you can do is register to vote, right now. i mean, the only way we can make any meaningful impact on this epidemic is to make sure we vote for politicians who will do something. our leaders right now seem to think everything is fine. it isn't fine. this kind of thing doesn't happen in countries that have real sensible gun laws. i don't know about you, but i for one am very, very tired of this. >> my friend got shot in the art hall. and as soon as the alarms went off, everybody just started running outside. next thing you know, everybody looks and you hear boom, boom, boom. >> we're interpreting the constitution as written, defending the second amendment, you'll keep your guns. >> after i heard the shots, i knew it was real. i was scared for all my friends

i couldn't find. >> we will filibuster my legislation that undermines the second amendment. >> no one knew what was going on until we seen our fellow students coming out with blood on them and shots through their legs. >> of course we want to listen to these kids. >> a call saying shots at school, alert us to stay quiet, to stay calm, to breathe. >> and this administration, the right of the people to keep and bear arms will not be infringed. >> we had to get out of there as fast as possible. i ended up telling my girlfriend, we need to leave now, we can't stay here anymore. >> the gun-grabbers come of a our guns, then what i say is come and take it. >> there was part of me, this isn't real, this would not happen in my school. >> no, there wasn't. >> why so? >> it's been happening everywhere. i've always kind of felt eventually it was going to happen here too. >> we're going to save your

guns. they're not going to take away your bullets. they're not going to shorten up your magazines. they're not going to do anything. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ryan seacrest. gillian jacobs. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from julia michaels. and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on another sad day in the united states. the president, so the president spoke about the tragedy in texas from the white house today.

but he did it in between -- i don't know if you saw this -- paranoid delusions that he is being spied on. this morning he wrote, reports are there was indeed at least one fbi representative implanted for political purposes, he added that part, into my campaign for president. it took place very early on and long before the phony russia hoax became a hot fake news story. if true, all-time biggest political scandal. even his scandals are the all-time biggest. [ laughter ] everything is big. so our president is now implying he was framed by the department of justice. which makes you wonder, framed for what? i thought he was innocent, now he's framed? even o.j. waited until charges were brought against him. [ laughter ] to say he was framed. but trump said this would be, if it's true, would be bigger than waterga watergate. maybe he's right, maybe it will. i hope it ends the same way, that i know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that i can tell you. meanwhile, we have a brand-new character in this telenovella we

call news. microsoft founder bill gates was speaking to a group of people where he said he believes donald trump pulled a "bachelor" style maneuver at a horse show to try to impress his daughter, jennifer gates. >> he knew my daughter jennifer. because trump has this horse show thing down in florida. he went up and talked to jen and was being super nice. and then like 20 minutes later, she flew in in a helicopter to the same place. so clearly he had been driven away and then he wanted to make a grand entrance in a helicopter. >> jimmy: that's weird. that is weird. the bigger question is, is bill gates cutting his own hair? [ laughter ] he's met with trump twice. he met with him once at trump tower, and then once or twice at the white house. you know, bill and melinda gates have a foundation. one of their initiatives is to fight h. iv, which led the president to ask an interesting

question. >> both times he wanted to know if there was a difference between hiv and hpv. so i was able to explain that those are rarely confused with each other. >> jimmy: he doesn't know the difference between hiv and hpv. he just knows he has one of them. [ laughter ] i believe he doesn't know the difference. he probably doesn't know the difference between donald jr. and eric, for that matter. [ laughter ] believe it or not, it got weirder from there. gates said he was also surprised by the fact that trump refers to himself in the third person. >> by wahen i walked in his firt sentence threw me off. he said, "trump hears that you don't like what trump is doing." and i thought, wow. but you're trump. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so i don't -- you know, i didn't know if the third-party form was what was expected.

gates says that gates knows that you're not doing things right. >> jimmy: even the biggest nerd on earth is making fun of our president. [ laughter ] hey, i don't know if you've seen this. there's a new yanni/laurel debate today. actually it's an old thing but it has risen anew. it's a youtube video that started a few years ago, just now making the rounds. they say depending which words you think of before you hear this seems to be saying either "brainstorm" or "green needle." what i want you to do is pick a word. pick brainstorm or green needle. think about it. and that is the word you will hear. [ audio playing ] >> jimmy: now switch it. [ audio playing ]

>> jimmy: we're living in the matrix. [ laughter ] i did this for two hours last night. if you people weren't here, i'd still be doing it. [ laughter ] for a moment i forgot i was hosting the show. all right. you know, it's friday night. we have a tradition here. speaking of hearing things differently. it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is time for "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> is donald trump enriching himself off the presidency? and is he doing so with the help of foreign governments? and if so, is that [ bleep ]ed up? >> somebody has to [ bleep ] the president. that's my job. >> well, i think that -- you know, donald jr. [ bleep ]ed his father. >> but put your [ bleep ] where your mouth is. >> thomas friedman, author of the book "[ bleep ] you for being late." >> what did you enjoy most about

the movie? >> i really enjoyed [ bleep ]ing andy garcia. >> for example, we can find the right spot in your brain to make your [ bleep ] twitch. your [ bleep ] moved. >> i also want to [ bleep ] van jones, primarily because he constantly says such nice things about me. >> picture like gagging on a [ bleep ]. you're gagging on it. >> michael, i don't know if you know this or not. your wife and i were [ bleep ]ing. >> oh, no. ♪ oh i like trees trees like me ♪ ♪ i guess i even love 'em ♪ trees like me and i like trees ♪ ♪ so much i want to [ bleep ] 'em ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, we have a special royal wedding edition of "lie witness news" so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hi, welcome back to the show. ryan seacrest, gillian jacobs, music from julia michaels with trippy red is coming. in case you didn't know this, today was take your bike to work day. not only was it take your bike to work day, it was also "tell everyone you took your bike to work day." and everyone who bikes to work, i want to say -- we get it, you're better than us, okay? now go put on some pants. in just a few hours the world, the whole world, will come to a stop. as the highly anticipated royal wedding starring prince harry and meghan markle takes place. >> whoo! >> jimmy: somebody's excited, huh? wow. >> sorry, j-train. i'm so pumped for these up in

rnls, man, whoo! oh, buddy. i have been pregaming since noon and i am going all night! >> jimmy: wow. >> it is time, folks. this is why we do this, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't think i've ever seen anyone have this much enthusiasm for someone else's wedding before. but i guess that's nice. >> what? what? why would you say that man? >> jimmy: i just said i don't think i've seen anyone have this kind of -- you know, really like a kind of feel for -- i mean, you don't know them. >> are you laughing at me, bro? >> jimmy: no, i'm not laughing. i'm just saying i was surprised to see -- please don't cry, come on. this is ridiculous. there's no reason to cry. >> come on, man. this -- this is all i have, man. i need this wedding. >> jimmy: really? >> things have not gone well for the a-bomb. >> jimmy: who's the a-bomb? >> it's me. >> jimmy: oh. >> my name is -- my name is alan, my bros call me a-bomb.

>> jimmy: i gotcha, all right. >> football season's over. the suns didn't make the playoffs. this is all i got. >> jimmy: what about baseball? baseball's still on. hockey's still going. >> baseball and hockey are stupid! >> jimmy: oh, come on now. >> i got to go! >> jimmy: don't leave, stay for the show, ryan seacrest is here. >> sea-dog is here? >> jimmy: yeah, sea-dog is here. >> can i chug the six-pack? >> jimmy: yeah, sure, do whatever you want, go crazy, i don't mind. >> take that, everybody. thanks, j-train. >> jimmy: okay. was it a-hole? >> a-bomb. >> jimmy: oh, okay, thank you. >> yeah! >> jimmy: this wedding as you can see is a major event all around the world. preparings for the pomp and circumstance that people love so much have been going on in london for weeks. >> here we are at thames. and all of a sudden we're now -- oh, hold on a minute, what's down here? two blokes -- ha ha ha!

ha ha ha! ha ha ha! >> jimmy: i don't get this real wedding stuff. i really don't. i don't understand it. i never even watch my own wedding video. this wedding happens at 4:00 a.m. in l.a. and not only are people here watching it, they're holding royal wedding sleepover parties. groups of adults will be sleeping over each other's houses to watch two people they've never met get married 6,000 miles away from here. you think people in england had sleepover parties when our royal couple, jay-z and beyonce, got married? [ laughter ] i doubt it. here's a tip. this can be very helpful in your life. send out an e-mail right now inviting all of your friends to a royal wedding pajama party. everyone who says yes? never speak to them again. [ laughter ] so many people are excited about this wedding. i also wonder how much of that is real. so this afternoon we went out on

the street, we asked pedestrians what they thought of the royal wedding. of course it hasn't happened yet. it's still hours away. but did that stop people from telling us what they thought? no. it did not. in this "royal wedding edition of lie witness news." >> we're talking to people about the royal wedding. the majesty, the beauty. >> yes. >> was it as gorgeous as you hoped it would be? >> yes. absolutely. absolutely. >> where did you watch the wedding? >> at my house. >> were you alone or with anyone? >> i was with my nieces, yes. >> what were your nieces saying about it? >> we were just talking about how gorgeous it was, and beautiful, and -- you know. >> was the royal wedding between harry and meghan as spectacular as you dreamt it would be? >> yes. i loved it. >> what did you think of that dress? >> beautiful. >> what did you think of that dress? >> stunning. beautifully stunning. i mean, i can only imagine how heavy it must have been but how gorgeous she must have felt in it. how amazing it must feel to be

able to wear that many -- >> where have you seen pictures of it? >> instagram. >> was it as beautiful as you had hoped? >> i think it was. i think windsor's beautiful. i think it's a beautiful place. i think it's definitely as beautiful as i hoped. >> you're here on vacation? >> i'm here with work. >> where did you watch the wedding? >> we watched it -- so we -- i've just been watching like -- streamed updates. >> was it as beautiful as you thought it would be? >> i thought it would be a little more. but it was nice. >> where did it fall short for you? >> i thought it would be more extravagant. bigger. it wasn't as big as, you know, past royal weddings. >> due to the "time's up" movement, meghan marrying into the royal family would become the first woman to join the league of extraordinary gentlemen. is it time? >> yes, it's pastime, actually, i think. >> are women celebrating this moment? >> exactly. >> what are they saying about it? >> just that it's -- they're just excited that it is finally happening. >> finally a woman is in the league of extraordinary gentlemen? >> yes, yes. >> of course everybody's talking

about the queen's behavior. have you seen the clip of her drinking the beefeater gin out of her hat? >> yes. >> do you think that may have something to do with why she called meghan's father a yankee doodle fatty? >> yes, i do. >> do you find that upsetting? >> yes. >> why? >> i believe that was very inappropriate. i believe she should be held to a higher class. >> as the queen? >> yes. >> in light of the queen's behavior that you saw, is it time for them to take away her sword? or should she still be able to carry the sword? >> i think she should still be able to carry it until she can't anymore. >> did you see the footage of her poking little georgie with it? >> yes, yes. >> meghan and harry, of course, it's not the first time a royal has married an american. you remember when princess anne married slim pickings? >> yes, yes. >> that was something. >> that was something. >> sorry, archduke pickings. >> yes, many years ago. >> do you remember that wedding? >> sort of. yes. >> sort of? [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you've got to watch for that kind of thing. tonight, from the movie "ibiza" which can be streamed a week from today on netflix, gillian jacobs is here with us tonight. gillian has requested that we pierce her ears on the show tonight. so we're going to do it. [ light laugh the ] >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know why either. her song is called "jump." julia michaels with trippy red from the mercedes-benz stage. next week matthew mcconaughey, johnny knoxville, shailene woodley, julian dennison, jenna dewan, dylan klepper, oh boy. with music from james bay, franz

ferdinand -- i think that seems like too many guests. we're going to cut it. america is going to vote, we'll eliminate a few of them before next week. our first guest has been hosting "american idol" since music came on shiny little circles and men frosted their tips. their 16th season and first on abc wraps up with a two-part finale starting sunday night. please welcome ryan seacrest! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> it's going, man, thank you. >> jimmy: i hear you're wearing christmas socks? what that is? >> so the curse of living in los angeles and new york, going back and forth every five days, is that my clothes are in new york. and i have some leftovers here in l.a. in my drawers i only have christmas socks and christmas underwear left in los angeles. >> jimmy: you're down to christmas stuff. >> because my mother every year gives me christmas socks. so there's 16 pairs of christmas socks here for me to wear for

the rest of my time. >> jimmy: they need to pay you more money if you can't afford socks. >> i just leave quickly from work, all of a sudden i realize i don't have my luggage with me. >> jimmy: you need a butler what is you need. >> i need somebody. >> jimmy: shouldn't ryan seacrest have a butler? >> it would be nice. >> jimmy: diddy had a butler for a while. >> i don't think diddy and i quite the same, he rolls differently than i do. >> jimmy: maybe take a tip from diddy, get yourself a butler. you know jobs do you have now? let's go through. >> we've got "live with kelly and ryan." >> jimmy: right. [ cheers and applause ] >> we've got the job at e! >> jimmy: that's in new york. >> the job at e! in l.a. dis-fm, four hours a day after kelly and i talk. "the american toptry countdown." i think that's all. the years eve ball drop. >> jimmy: you forgot "american idol." >> and "american idol," exactly. [ cheers and applause ] which keeps me busy. you know what's fun about the

pieces is that the minute i finish with kelly, it's live, right, the minute i finish at: 01 i start the radio show next door. >> jimmy: you race there? >> i race there. >> jimmy: do people try and stop you and chat? >> i try to go to the bathroom once in a while. >> jimmy: that's good. >> it only happens on mondays, wednesdays and thursdays. >> jimmy: so all of this -- i wonder. because like, you know -- i've done that, done a show with kelly a few timesness yes. >> jimmy: and the whole top of the show is talking about your life, what's going on in your life. you don't have a life of any kind. [ laughter ] so what do you do? >> it was my greatest fear. because she said, you know, we get in and we see each other one minute before we go on the air. for the first 20 minutes we talk about lives, make things up, tell stories. and i said, okay, got it. i called regis. what's one tip? he said, make sure you do stuff the night before. i don't always do stuff, it's like my bedtime right now.

>> jimmy: regis was out every night. >> he'd do stuff every night. somehow wed come up with things to talk about, but it was my biggest fear was that i'm always on the air, and that's not so good to tell when you're on the air, stories of being on the air. >> jimmy: being on the air, yeah, no. >> how fascinating is that? >> jimmy: holding a mirror up to a mirror. have you considered -- kelly talks about her kids a lot. >> yeah. >> jimmy: her kids are getting older, they're teenagers now. have you considered having a child, just to have something to talk about? >> just something to talk about. i have considered it. i think i'm more likely to babysit her children first. >> jimmy: that's not happening any time soon? >> well -- i haven't planned it for any time soon. anything you schedule in -- >> jimmy: are you telling me -- >> yes, i'm pregnant, thank you. >> jimmy: i'm pregnant with ryan seacrest's baby, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and you're still having fun, you enjoy doing all of this stuff? >> i do. and especially "american idol." because it is -- i mean, it's the real reason i get to do everything else. because of its success over the

years. and we get down to these three contestants which are -- >> jimmy: who are the three? >> caleb, maddie, and gabby. and they're very young. >> jimmy: those are real people, not people you've made up? >> no, those are real people. what's interesting about this year is that i have a laptop in the back that they've given me. i can actually see the votes coming in. and i can see how many exactly have come in and how they're jumping back and forth. i can't reveal it. but i can generalize it. >> jimmy: are you the only one who can see that? >> there's somebody in the control room who can see it. i'm obsessed with watching the bar graphs go up and down. >> jimmy: i bet. >> you can see different regions and exact numbers. as soon as somebody performs it goes this way and that way. pretty cool. >> jimmy: >> jimmy: they're measuring how well they're doing in realtime? >> realtime. in the episodes at the end, in realtime, also when we do the elimination. as opposed to where we used to drag out for seven hours. >> jimmy: you work now with katy perry, luke bryan, lionel ritchie. >> we've rotated through a lot.

now we have your lionel ritchie, you're a huge fan. >> jimmy: he knows it. i feel he kind of keeps his distance from me. >> he didn't want to come along tonight. i invited him. >> jimmy: luke bryan was here. he said he and katy perry had dinner with lionel at his house. was wondering why you weren't there. >> i had to fly immediately. >> jimmy: wouldn't that have been a great story? oh, i had dinner with lionel ritchie last night. he must be furious with you. >> i'm not following -- what i do is i leave as soon as we finish "idol," get on the plane, then go talk to kelly. i did get ill on the plane, which made for a great story. >> jimmy: that's fun too. ever think about that when something bad happens to you? okay, good, i now have something to talk about. >> that's all i think about. my parents are visiting. >> jimmy: right now? >> this gives me something to talk about. >> jimmy: what are they up to? >> my mom and dad have come in. she wanted to see an episode of "idol." she realized it's a shorter season, she said, i'll just stay. they've been here a month. there are 17 flights a day from

atlanta but she stayed. so i'm having lunch with my sister the other day. and i said, why don't we see taylor swift? like tonight? and my mother slaps me. ryan john, your father and i would like to see taylor swift as well. okay, so i've been trying to get two extra tickets which i got. right now she's putting on her taylor merch, getting excited. >> jimmy: is she a taylor swift fan in general or likes to go to things? >> she likes to go to things, she likes to be included i found out, and she's a taylor swift fan. >> jimmy: will you meet taylor swift with your parents afterwards? >> we're hopeful. hopeful we will. >> jimmy: how long will you wait around for taylor swift? >> maybe we'll meet her before. >> jimmy: i see. that's probably for the best. >> you never know after. >> jimmy: will your parents behave themselves around taylor swift? >> my father is wearing a leather jacket and rehearsing "shake it off" right now. [ laughter ] okay? >> jimmy: when your parents -- do they stay in your house when you fly to new york? >> they do. and it's very interesting. i have -- when i'm there, will

walk into the kitchen and my dad will be in the pantry with a grocery bag. what are you doing? and he takes pantry items from the kitchen into their bedroom. i don't know why. >> jimmy: he's probably carving up while they make love. [ laughter ] >> just the image i wanted to have. >> jimmy: i like to do it in the middle of the interview, that's how you know when you're too busy, it's ridiculous. >> i'm just seeing what time it is. they're doing something to taylor swift's song "delicate" right now. >> jimmy: you've got the two-part finale, sunday and monday nights. >> that's right. >> jimmy: it's going to be star-studded. who's on the show? >> all right, well -- the judges will perform. the contestants, obviously. and you will be making an appearance. >> jimmy: i will be part of the show. i have something very special planned for the show. >> it's funny, josh, your stage manager, telling me you were going to be on the show, i didn't know that. >> jimmy: of course, you didn't

know which show he was talking about. >> what are you doing on the show? what can you tell us? >> jimmy: i have something that is weird. and we're going to go -- we're going to dig deep into the past of "american idol." >> so some of the early contestants, maybe? >> jimmy: perhaps, who knows. maybe i'll bring a screaming paula abdul on stage. what happened? why don't you call me? the golden years. >> yeah. so you'll be doing something on the show, that's great. >> jimmy: i will do something on the show. >> monday night? >> jimmy: monday night, yes. >> monday night. all right. i'm there. >> jimmy: i'm telling you what's on your show, by the way. [ laughter ] >> i can't wait. i usually look at tomorrow at the end of the day. i'll look at monday -- >> jimmy: i know how that goes. it's very good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: i'll see you again on monday. try to remember who i am when i get there. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: good to see you as always. ryan seacrest, everybody! two nights of "american idol" start sunday night at 8:00 here on abc. we'll be right back!

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>> jimmy: you know our next guest from "community," "girls love" another project, month the offy "ibiza" premieres on netflix may 25th. please say hello to gillian jacobs! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: by the way, my wife and i watch you in "love" all the time and we love it. >> aww, thank you so much. >> jimmy: last time you were here you had a foot surgery or something. >> a gang leon cyst on my toe,

hm! >> jimmy: which sounds terrible. >> it was. >> jimmy: what's up now, anything? >> yes, of course. what happened recently is i fell down half a flight of stairs. >> jimmy: oh, where did this happen? >> i was doing a play in new york. it was like day two of rehearsals. i was trying to be on best behavior and really impress my costars and everyone. so of course i fell down half a flight of stairs in front of them and landed with my arm like this. yeah, i know, right? terrible. and it wasn't getting better. that's the thing about getting older is things don't heal themselves anymore. so i had to go to an osteo path who told me that i have a frozen shoulder. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: at least it sounds good. sounds better than the ganglion stuff you had. >> does that sound better? he told me it's rare for a woman not in menopause to develop one. i guess i'm really special. >> jimmy: you're an early adopter. >> yeah, i am. >> jimmy: really. >> i always felt like an old lady just waiting to catch up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i guess this is another example of that. >> jimmy: what does it mean, it won't move at all?

>> i don't move -- i mean, i move it around, just not as much as i used to be able to. that hurts right there, that hurts. >> jimmy: how often -- maybe you need a cab. >> yeah, a cab. >> jimmy: get an uber. >> it was the quick changes during the play that i really would try not to scream. >> jimmy: what do they do for something like that? >> send you to physical therapy. my first time. i got there, he's like, you have a frozen shoulder but your real problem is you have god-awful posture. >> jimmy: oh. >> i know. >> jimmy: can you fix posture? >> you can try. you can sure as heck try. >> jimmy: you just have to think about it all the time? >> yes. so he told me that i had to engage my core. and i said, i don't have one. [ laughter ] so now i have to try and like really engage my core. and get my shoulders back. and then he told me i should be like swiveling my hips when i walk. >> jimmy: did he have his pants on while he was telling you this story? [ laughter ] what? >> you want me to demonstrate how he told me i should walk? >> jimmy: why not, what the hell. >> this is how he told me i should walk. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: what? >> and he said, if you carefully observe people on the streets of new york city you will see people walking like that. i looked very hard and i saw not a one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they're drunk walking like that. maybe in fashion week. >> yeah, perhaps, yeah. >> jimmy: but otherwise, no. that's very, very strange. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so "ibiza." is that the right way to pronounce it? >> no. but it's what we say in the film. it should be ibiza. >> jimmy: why do they do that? >> i don't know. we say it wrong and people on the internet have told me 5,000 times. >> jimmy: people on the internet are correcting you? >> i know, so strange. >> jimmy: that rarely happens to anyone. >> i think i'm the first. >> jimmy: you made a request of us. >> yes. >> jimmy: which i thought was very strange. and i immediately agreed to it. i was hoping that -- well, tell everyone what your request was. >> okay. i do not have my ears pierced. i've never had my ears pierced. i've never had anything pierced. >> jimmy: might as well start with the ears. >> right?

that seems safe. like tv friendly. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so my character in the film like goes on this trip where she really starts to embrace adventure and does things she's afraid to do. and i thought, i'm terrified of having my ears pierced, i will never do it unless i do it live on television. >> jimmy: so this is your way of committing to it. >> yeah. i'm a coward. i thought like i'm going to tell my publicist, they'll tell jimmy, then i'll have to do it. my heart is racing. >> is it really? >> oh my god, i am so scared. the drive here are, my armpits started sweating, i'm so shocked i'm even upright. >> jimmy: i said, yeah, i'll do it. i've never pierced anybody's ears but what the hell. but lawyers here said no. >> no. >> jimmy: i killed one of the cast members from "90210" back in the '90s, long story. >> i don't judge you for it. >> jimmy: they wouldn't allow it. we had to bring a doctor. we pulled somebody away from saving lives, i guess, to do this. so this is our doctor. this is dr. sharon wallaceton.

what kind of a doctor are you? >> i'm a pediatrician. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> it's good, because i'm a baby. >> jimmy: perfect. so share, do you want to sit? how do you do this? >> i'm going to just set this right here. it will be fine. >> okay, all right, okay. >> we're going to start by cleaning off your ear. >> has this happened on your show before? >> jimmy: never happened on any show before. >> good to be the first. >> jimmy: how much is this going to hurt? >> a lot. it's not, it's not. >> jimmy: don't be scared, it's going to be fine. if you need to scream, scream. >> all right. >> jimmy: okay, here we go. >> all right. so first i just want to show you -- >> i'm not going to look. >> just a little. i just want you to hear that. >> i heard it. >> jimmy: they should come out with an ear-piercing scream while having your ears pierced. >> is that where it comes from? i get it now. oh my god. >> jimmy: i could have done this, why wasn't i allowed to do this? >> okay, okay -- ow!

okay, yes. >> that's it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how was that? >> that wasn't that bad! >> jimmy: want to do the other one? >> yes! >> jimmy: all right. that looks pretty good. wow, congratulations on becoming an adult. >> thank you so much. oh my god. thank you, jimmy kimmel. all right. i'm mainly scared of this because i saw kyle richards' daughter get her ears pierced on "the real housewives of beverly hills" and she started screaming and crying. i thought, maybe it's not worth doing. but you know what? this isn't so bad. >> jimmy: all right, successful so far. >> okay. >> jimmy: do you have to sterilize it? >> yes, you do want to do that. >> jimmy: i mean, really, how clean could they be? >> oh my god. oh my god. we're going to be bonded for life, doctor. >> yes. >> jimmy: have you ever seen any reaction like this, doctor? >> i do a lot of children, yeah. i've seen a lot of reactions. >> jimmy: okay, all right. here we go.

>> worse than the first? >> everything is sterilized. >> jimmy: this is real cubic zirconium, nothing but the best? >> yes, nothing but the best. >> jimmy: gillian jacobs number two forever -- >> ow! okay, yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] wow. thank you, doctor. wow. >> for being such a good patient, would you like -- green or purple? >> definitely purple. >> jimmy: all right, there you go. thank you, doctor. i'll take the green one. yes, thank you very much. "ibiza" premieres on netflix may 25th. gillian jacobs, everybody! be right back with julian michaels! >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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seacrest, gill yabian jacobs, apologies to matt damon. here with the single "jump" with help from trippy red, julia michaels! ♪ ♪ stay right there get away i need space i told you yesterday ♪ ♪ slow the pace down but then i see your face can we do that tomorrow can we do that tomorrow ♪ ♪ 'cause now you're moving in on my skin i move back with my lips it goes against ♪ ♪ my better judgement 'cause i 'cause i want it ah and i'm gonna be cliché here for a minute ♪ ♪ and tell you that i've been hurt before hurt before so i think i'm gonna need another minute ♪ ♪ to not hurt no more no more 'cause all i do is jump right into your arms ♪ ♪ every time i see you i just wrap myself around you yeah jump into something real ♪ ♪ even though i'm cautious i just like the way it feels when it's us baby when it's us ♪

♪ you make me forget that i'm not ready for love i jump oh i jump ♪ ♪ look at me being soft cut it all my mind is getting lost from your touch ♪ ♪ i can't afford the cost of me losing myself to you losing myself to you and i didn't want ♪ ♪ these feelings but i brought 'em but i know that you know exactly when i caught 'em ♪ ♪ and i'm trying not to think about it often but ooh 'cause all i do is jump ♪ ♪ right into your arms every time i see you i just wrap myself around you yeah ♪ ♪ jump into something real even though i'm cautious i just like the way it feels when it's us baby ♪ ♪ when it's us you make me forget that i'm not ready for love i jump ♪ ♪ oh i jump ♪ jump jump up in this foreign ♪ used to sleep on couches now the boy's really touring ♪

♪ if they sleep on me i tell them haters go and sleep it away yeah ♪ ♪ fell in love but it ain't no trust if it ain't no trust then that girl ♪ ♪ can't be my love posed to put my love above but instead you gon' sleep it away yeah ♪ ♪ like an earthquake yeah i'm dealing with another lil' heartbreak man i wish i'd never ♪ ♪ met you in the first place and that karma gonna get you in the worst way yeah don't throw your love away ♪ ♪ don't throw your trust away you always run away i wish you would stay ♪ ♪ but i guess we need another break 'cause all i do is jump right into your arms ♪ ♪ every time i see you i just wrap myself around you yeah jump into something real even though i'm cautious ♪ ♪ i just like the way it feels when it's us baby when it's us ♪ ♪ you make me forget that i'm not ready for love i jump

oh i jump yeah yeah ♪ ♪ yeah yeah 'cause all i do is 'cause all i do is 'cause all i do is ♪ ♪ jump mmm yeah 'cause all i do is 'cause all i do is yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ 'cause all i do is 'cause all i do is 'cause all i do is 'cause all i do is ♪ ♪ jump jump jump 'cause all i do is 'cause all i do is jump jump jump jump ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is "nightline."

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