joining us. jimmy kimmel live, blink, 182. >> >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, shailene woodley. comedian jordan klepper. and music from blink-182. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. i appreciate that. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thanks for coming. thanks for standing. i appreciate that. i want to let you know that -- maybe you don't know this.

i know a lot of you are from out of town. but you are joining us tonight on what happens to be a local holiday just down the block from us. today the city of west hollywood is celebrating stormy daniels day. [ laughter ] that's right. for real. of course, every day is stormy daniels day if you watch cable news. today it was an official event. they had a ceremony with the mayor and everything. you see they gave her the key to the city. [ laughter ] all for having sex with donald trump. [ laughter ] he didn't even give her the key to his hotel room. so happy stormy day, everybody. it was an especially stormy day on twitter. donald trump was up and off the rails bright and early this morning, peddling his latest made-up conspiracy theory, which is the fbi put a spy in his campaign. he tweeted multiple times about this, including random quotes from random fox news contributors, unveiling a new nickname for his imaginary

controversy which is spygate. spygate could be one of the biggest political scandals in history. isn't that the patriots thing? [ laughter ] then he followed that with the classic witch hunt! which, you know -- [ laughter ] he always does the greatest hits, you have to hit it to him. donald trump tweets like the hulk speaks. [ laughter ] and he appears, from what i've noticed, he appears to have the world's most suggestible brain. he watches "fox and friends" blather on about a negative new york article. eight minutes later we get a tweet saying, congress should burn all the magazines. he's like a large-mouth bass, he doesn't think, he just strikes when he's annoyed. he hears the word watergate and he probably doesn't really know what watergate is but he knows it had something to do with spying and a president, so somehow he convinces himself, wait a minute, that's what's happening to me. then he says, this is spygate! even though there's no spy or gate, for that matter. but now that this spygate

nonsense is out there, this is what he wants. now people have to decide, who do we trust? it comes down to the fbi or pumpkin mcporn humper, which one do you believe? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] of course we believe the pumpkin. he also tweeted this, follow the money. which is a line from the movie "all the president's men." also happens to be the way trump gets women into his bedroom, follow the money, ladies. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, a federal judge ruled today that the president may not legally block people from his twitter account. trump regularly blocks people who criticize him on twitter. but someone took it to court and the judge said you can't do this, it's unconstitutional. though as of tonight trump does not seem to care too much about what is constitutional and is not. the people hoe blocked are still blocked. how strange is it that this case even went to court?

can you imagine suing like george bush in 2005 for unfriending you on myspace? [ laughter ] this probably won't make you feel better about anything. this is from the deadline club awards dinner earlier this week in new york where lesley stahl of "60 minutes," long-time broadcaster, shared one of the more unsettling anecdotes about president trump. >> before the interview, i met with him in trump tower. and he really is the same off camera that he is on camera, exactly the same. and at one point he started to attack the press. and it's just me and my boss and him. and he has a huge office. and he's attacking the press. and there were no cameras, there was nothing going on. and i said, you know, that is getting tired. why are you doing this? you're doing it over and over and it's boring and it's time to end that, you know. you've won the nomination. why do you keep hammering at this? and he said, you know why i do

it? i do it to discredit you all and demean you all so when you write negative stories about me, no one will believe you. >> jimmy: isn't that great? i mean, turns out one of the very few times donald trump has been completely truthful was when he was explaining why he always lies about everything. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm sure leslie staal -- i'm sure that was fake news. lesley stahl is always making things up, i'm sure that was one of them. trump's personal lawyer michael cohen, the bbc is reporting michael cohen got a secret payment of at least $400,000 from ukrainians to facilitate talks between trump and the ukrainian president, which is bad. and on top of that one of cohen's business partners has now agreed to cooperate with the

government, his partner struck a plea deal with the new york attorney general's office. without giving any information about this partner away, i want to see if you can guess which one of these people is michael cohen's business partner. is it this gentleman? person number one. person number two. or person number three. [ laughter ] three? okay, wow, you all got it right, what are the odds of that? [ laughter ] that's cohen's partner, his name is yevgeny friedman. he's a russian immigrant, from russia. at a certain point you have to wonder how many russian friends does this guy have? is he running a law office or a babushka factory? [ laughter ] here's another crazy thing. this team trump has decided to roll back a rule that went into effect under the obama administration that bans hunters from using what's known as aggressive predator control tactics. that means hunters once again will be able to use things like

bacon and doughnuts to lure bears out of hiding to shoot them. they will be allowed to shoot swimming caribou from a motor boat. and they're allowed to shoot bear cubs and wolf pups in their dens. and i say it's about time. i don't know about you, i am sick and tired of not being able to shoot bear cubs in their dens. what are you supposed to do, wait for them to waddle out adorably and start rolling around? that's not american. trump also eased a ban on importing elephant trophies from africa after saying he wouldn't, which is disgusting, but not only isn't the president backing down, he's going all-in on this. >> it's time to bring america back. >> we are going to take our country and we're going to fix it. we're going to make it great again. >> to make america strong, prosperous, and proud. >> i am with you. i will fight for you. >> it's time to shoot baby bears. >> you have to take out their families. you have to take out their families. >> we'll shoot them out of trees.

frolicking with their buddies. off of swing sets. and sleeping peacefully in their dens. maybe we'll shoot some big, beautiful elephants too. it's time to make america great again. it's time to shoot baby bears. >> we're don jr. and eric, and our dad paid for this message. >> jimmy: all right, well there you go. that's what's happening. everything horrible is happening. [ cheers and applause ] now this is something that no matter what your political views are, everyone can enjoy. whether you want to know it or not, the royal wedding was on saturday. this is the best thing to come out of that. this little jewel was posted on reddit today, it stars two british children having a chat with their mother about the royal wedding and all the trappings of marriage that go along with it. >> i'm getting married because i want to get married. >> what do you do when you get married? >> um -- like -- um --

[ laughter ] >> you do that? what are you doing? what are you doing? >> pretending it's a ring. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you should all be very ashamed of yourselves. we'll take a break. when we come back from the break, we will dive into the case of -- i don't know if you heard about this, there's a 30-year-old man in new york whose parents had to take him to court to get him to move out of their house. i have a picture of the guy. before i share it, i want you to close your eyes. really, close your eyes. imagine what a 30-year-old guy who is getting kicked out of his parents' by the court looks like, okay? you got it? all right. open your eyes. there. exactly the guy you imagined, right? all right. more on that and him when we come back, so stick around, we'll be right back.

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klepper, and music from blink-182 is coming. first, if you're thinking about having a kid any time soon, a judge in new york yesterday ruled in favor of a mom and dad who could not get their 30-year-old son to move out of their house. for years they tried to get him to go. they sent him five eviction notices. they gave him money to move somewhere else but he refused, he wanted to stay in the house. it got to the point they had to take him to court where he continued. he went to court to challenge them. he made all kinds of arguments. he claimed they didn't give him enough notice, he wanted six months' notice. he claimed this was the nature of their arrangement. after hearing all of it the judge said, you're out of the house, and sent him on a sleepover forever. [ applause ] now he wasn't happy about the decision. he's planning to appeal. this is what michael had to say for himself after the proceedings. >> it seems to me like i should be provided with like 30 days or so. generally you have 30 days after you're found -- that you have to vacate a premises. so i'm expecting something like

that. but realistically -- if if that's not the case, i don't know. but, you know -- the reason i had you guys all come over here like this is because, you know, you didn't read my case. you know, i asked him to rule on the adjournment. and he ignored it. so, i mean, i guess -- >> so you plan to appeal this case? >> i do plan to appeal it but i'm wondering -- how it sounded -- you know, i mean -- >> it sounded like he said you need to vacate today. >> it sounded kind of like that too, but that's just so ridiculous. >> jimmy: and this guy knows ridiculous. someone get that kid an apartment and a scrunchy for god's sakes. what is going on? [ cheers and applause ] it's like it started as a story about an eviction, turned into a commercial for perk. in addition to moving out

michael's parents would like him to get a job. now that the story comes up immediately when you google his name, i'm sure that will be no problem at all. oh, you're the guy whose parents had to sue him to get out of the house, welcome aboard, great to have you. guillermo, how old were you when you moved out of the house? >> 19. >> jimmy: i was 19 years old too. so i thought this might be an interesting question. this afternoon we went on the street, we asked people, do you still live with your parents? the way this works is we're going to see individuals introduce themselves on camera and based solely on those intros, we as a group will have to guess if they still live at home with mom and dad or not. so you got it? let's meet our first pedestrian. >> martin from long beach. >> martin, do you still live with your parents? >> jimmy: does martin from long beach still live with his parents? shockingly, most of the audience is saying no. let's find out. >> no, i don't. >> does your sweatshirt?

>> no. >> jimmy: i don't know if i believe him but we'll take his word from it. >> i'm james hayward and i'm from phoenix but i live in hollywood right now. >> okay. that explains the accent. >> yes. it's a very phoenician accent. >> ha ha. do you still live with your parents? >> jimmy: does james live with his parents? we'll see, the audience says no, why, because he's british and they're too classy for that? all right, let's find out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: of course. how else are they going to watch the royal wedding together in the middle of the night? all right, who do we have next? >> i'm nate from long beach, california. >> nate, do you still live with your parents? >> jimmy: how about nate from long beach? a couple of noes. vast majority say yes. is nate still dwelling in his parents' basement? >> yes. >> had to think about it? >> i didn't want to give it away. >> how old are you? >> 31.

>> how old have you lived with your parents? >> uh -- 31 years. >> jimmy: well, the math checks out. [ laughter ] all right, we have a couple more. >> yvette. >> yvette, do you still live with your parent. >> jimmy: does yvette still live with her parents? oh, there's a surprising number of yeses. let's see. >> no. >> when did you move out? >> 18. ? interesting fact, her parents were bo derek and the guy from twisted sister. we have one more. >> mark diamond from washington. >> to you still live with your parents? >> jimmy: how do we feel about mark? everyone says yes. all right. the answer is -- >> yes. i do. >> how old are you? >> 35. >> is that your mom? >> yes, that is. >> do you want to thank your mom

for letting you live with her? >> well, yeah. thank you, mom. >> jimmy: all right, that's very sweet. some kids you never want to led go, you know? oh, look at this. it's mark and his mom. [ cheers and applause ] you know, this sort of thing doesn't have to wind up in court. there are a number of resources for families like yours. mark, i want you to pay close attention to this because i think this organization may be able to help. >> did you know in america, there are thousands of children over the age of 30 waiting to be adopted? none of the hassles of preschool and potty training. adopt a fully grown human male. for just $1,400 a month, you can adopt a 30-year-old boy like phil here. >> yah. >> he has no discernible skills, has never held a job, and he will never leave you. >> no way.

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right here in southern california, blink 182 from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. you can see blink in residency at the palms in las vegas starting this saturday night. go see them there. tomorrow night, another star-studded show with samantha bee, dylan minnette, and music from anderson paak. our first guest tonight is a very talented woman whom you know from "big little lies," "the fault in our stars," "divergent," "insurgent," "detergent." all of them. [ laughter ] starting june 1st you can see her on a sailboat surrounded by a lot of water in the real-life adventure "adrift." please welcome shailene woodley! >> thank you. i like detergent. >> jimmy: well, it rhymed, you know. >> i love it. >> jimmy: thank you. how are you doing? >> i'm really good, how are you?

>> jimmy: i haven't seen you in a while. >> it has been a long time. i think it's been four years, maybe. >> jimmy: you were arrested since the last time you were here. >> yes, i was. >> jimmy: you just got off probation, congratulations. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. >> jimmy: shall we leave it at that and let people's imaginations run wild? or do you want to explain why you were arrested? >> we could do that. i was arrested opposing the dakota access pipeline in north dakota in 2016. [ cheers and applause ] there were hundreds of people arrested and a lot of them are still facing really intense charges. and it's something to continue to pay attention to. >> jimmy: what were you charged with? >> i was charged with criminal trespassing. >> jimmy: okay. >> on -- private trespassing and engaging in a riot, which i wasn't actually charged with that once -- >> jimmy: once it went to court. the probation -- do you have to go report to a probation officer when you're arrested for something like that? >> sometimes. it just depends on i guess the settlement that you come to. >> jimmy: i see. >> i didn't. i didn't have to report to anyone.

i just basically couldn't get arrested again or break the law for a year. >> jimmy: so you had to be really careful. >> yeah, really good. >> jimmy: did you have that in mind at all times? yeah, maybe i'll take it easy here or there? >> luckily i was out of the country for most of that time. i was in fiji making this movie. >> jimmy: oh, right. >> and a bit of a season in europe. i didn't have to pay too much attention to it. but yeah, it's something that you constantly keep in mind. i feel we break laws often and don't know it. you could be standing on someone's property line and not be aware of it. i had to focus in more on my actions. >> jimmy: now that the probation has been lifted, do you feel like, yes, now i can go on a real crime spree, i can cut loose? maybe smash some stuff. >> being arrested is not fun. >> jimmy: it's not, yeah. >> i hope i never have to be arrested again. >> jimmy: well, you're going to get a arrested, that's a good reason to get arrested, certainly. [ cheers and applause ] i hope the police are appropriately respectful when you get arrested for something like that. >> i mean, we had to do the whole thing. strip search, the whole, you

know, get naked, bend over, all of it, you know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was pretty gnarly. >> jimmy: yeah, i bet it was. >> it's not fun. jail isn't fun. >> jimmy: no, that's what they say, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's what i tell kids. "jail isn't fun." >> yeah. >> jimmy: no matter what you've heard, jail is not fun. now fiji. you're in fiji for a while making this movie. explain a little bit about that. this is a crazy story, what happened to these people. >> yeah. it's a movie about a couple who sailed into a class 5 hurricane. and had to survive post-hurricane. and it's a true story. it took place in the '80s. we filmed almost the whole thing in fiji, which was fantastic. we were filming in this country capital called suva, which doesn't look like what you imagine fiji to look like. it's not postcard-perfect. we got to know the local culture quickly and the community and participe in kava ceremonies, which is a root. >> jimmy: what that is? a kava ceremony? >> yeah, it's a root of a plant,

i can't go into too much detail because i don't know too much about it. >> jimmy: would it violate your probation? [ laughter ] >> maybe i'll never be allowed back. but you basically sit around and the elders host a ceremony and you talk story and share kava, your mouth goes a little bit numb, you kind of get a little body high, you feel really relaxes, end up talking until like 6:00 a.m. >> jimmy: really, it makes you talk? >> you feel inclined to talk, sitting in a circle, sharing drinks, basically the only thing to do is to laugh and talk. >> jimmy: is that a ceremony, or is it just hanging out with people? [ laughter ] >> i mean, i think it's sometimes hard, the lines may blur. for them it is a ceremony. my boyfriend is fijian and he refers to it as a ceremonial act. >> jimmy: he's from fiji? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's a rugby player, right? >> he is, yes. >> jimmy: did you know anything about rugby before meeting him? >> i knew nothing about rugby. i went to a rugby game while we were shooting in fiji. it's quite barbaric.

he literally throws himself at another grown man who's running full-speed towards him, and he loves it. i mean, it's confusing. i don't get it. >> jimmy: it's like fighting while running is really what it's like. but that had to excite you, i would imagine, him throwing his body at other men? [ laughter ] >> yeah, so excited. >> jimmy: a rough and tumble fijian like that, wow. that's something else. did they drink out of the square little bottles of water over there? or that is just for us? [ laughter ] >> that's a good question. where we were filming was next to the fiji water bottle facility. you don't really see those bottles too often. >> jimmy: you don't see the bottles. >> mostly they're exported to other areas. >> jimmy: i had a feeling that was the case. >> which is sad because it's really good drinking water. i feel first that should be given to the local. >> they don't get that? they have to drink like out of the tap or something? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh my god. we are the worst, aren't we. >> yeah. [ laughter ] pretty gnarly. >> jimmy: all right, we're going

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ed. are you okay? >> yes, yeset me go for a minut l >> i'm not goingn witho >> get below! >> i'm not lea >> oh my god! >> jimmy: that is terrifying. that is shailene woodley in "adrift." and it's a true story, again. very scary. where are you when that -- that's obviously real. >> no, that was the cgion can g

that storm. that wave, though, is the actual size of the wave that these people enenuntered. 60 and 100 feet, which is insane. you see that and you're like, >> jimmy: oh my god. >> so next level. >> jimmy: that is crazy. >> it's hard to ap around. >> jimmy: were you actually on the ocean at all? >> we filmed over 90% of the movie in the open sea. so we'd get up atma, t 4: 00 motor boat out for about two hours, sometimes, into the mileth of ce anymore. and spend 12 hours on a ecl? >>t wa terrible sometimes. the days everyone got seasick swe aot little op puking, those bit rough, people would get sick? >> yeah. the first day we went to sea, we got out to the boat, watched the sun rice, it was beautiful, taking photos, celebrating life. two hours into --

everybody except our director and cinematographer, we were gone? cap you act when you're vomiting? [ laughter ] is it possible to do both those remember "roll sound." and the sound guy is like -- a touchup." you do the scene and cut and back to it ll of a blooper reel you guys have. [ laughter ] you probably hear people throwing up iup, you'd definite hehear that, t right? >> oh, yeah. i mean -- yes. >> jimmy: when you're throwing up, i don't want to get too vou then -- do fish come up to eat it, like you, that's happened to me before. >> has it really? turned out to be, yeah. i threw up whileno sin --

>> in a kayak? you got seasick in a kayak? >> jimmy: i went on a whale watching trip with my daughter, an indian princess trip, daddies and daughters. 350 on the boat -- >> weousi? >> jimmy: the only one throwing ul, humiliating experencie qu down sick? >> jimmy: no one else got sick. my friend larry had to watch my daughter all day. >> you got towno k intimately. >> jimmy: i got sick snorkeling with nothing on my body, just floating dyou think it's and fe anxiety sickness more than actual seasick? >> jimmy: i think that's part of it. >> getting sick snorkeli jim: t think about it going into it is a big factor. >> the anxiety. my:>>'mhe ire's the bucket? >> jimmy: i can conre up motion sickness just by talking. could you go on the tea cups at disneyland? >> yeah, i grew up on

oa bbe easy. >> jimmy: do you know how to sail on a boat? coi now.tsn from doing the movie. before the movie i had zero sailing experience. i would go on a slboat and friends. >> jimmy: that's an important job too. >> it's a good job, a really important job. now after doing the movie i feel i could confidently -- >> jimmy: what's the trick to learning to sail? >> it's the language of sailing? >> jimmy: oh, >> left, they say port and starboard. they don't say front and back, they sstern. >> jimmy: i don't know which one is down stage and upstage and i've been doing this show for 15 years, yeah. >> just go know onstage. my jim forward and: backward is how is movie you want toav h in a theater for sure. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: it appears to be absolutely harrowing. it's very good to have you here. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: i'm glad you survived your ordeal.

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>> jimmy: are you a vomiter, jordan? >> am i a vomiter? i do vomit. >> jimmy: but if you gon a boat work, you be idme i actually did icomedy on a bo. >> jimmy: oh, say that on national television, makes me want to vomit. >> jimmy: 'satth b.he t pes international audience, few of them understand english, they're l son xino ou comedy on a boy. you stayed down below with the staff? >> no, sketch comedians get to be up with the regular i'm people. rogconiofre a skeu'h ze you? >> they recogni you, that's ifze you do thewho sar e good sh fun guy. bad show, then you're that guy forwo weeks that's not very

funny on a boat. >> jimmy: that's no good at the buffet. you do a show in comedy central on which you play a character whose name is jordan klepper. who is -- which jordan is here tonight? that's what i want -- >> jordan klepper is here tonight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jordan klepper here's tonight. explain who you're parodying. >> the show "the opposition," we sat tearize the fringe, the far-right, that's anti-mainstream, anti-facts, anti-reality, pro-kanye west, recently. >> jimmy: that's a twist, huh? >> it's a twist, who knew? >> jimmy: couldn't have ever guessed. >> i guess that's part of this character's beb i'm a littleas touched. alex jones, sean hannity, this fringy-right situatn. >> jimmy: the people who believe tetl atno the people who have the ea of the most powerful man in the world. so those littl? "the daily showr how many years? >> i was on it three years. >> jimmy: three years onth ily ow." y exciting fe oret g sure.

>> jimmy: you brought a photograph that you wanted to go through here. ys, well -- that'sth oe iur a. well hardo read ty. and we announced our set to a bunch of critics, a bunch of netwecexk s >> jimmy: were theyn u announced the set? >> they were excited. i hadn' stnee giant shadow pen ich. that we didn't know a t opposi" then this giant penis led this l ike in lieu of a shadow government, you've got a shadow penis? >> asexac new -- i didn't ask specifically not to have h dn el se those set g w nsuy --lil >> jimmy, too?:le sm

>> i want you to see what you see in this, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> all iow see a [ bleep ]. and behind thatou y ge'r laughter ] jimmy: dwhoob isoe wt on "the show"? did you have to audition for jon stewar they send outt? auditions. i auditioned with my wife. they called us in. oneimmy: wow. and i got to be on the show. >> jimmy: you and your wife? >> i ghe tot show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. what kind of monsters wouldnly hire one member of the it was a inch ttoi we gobut over like --gy l go rs l,>> you kind of grow into that. [ laughter ] it becom something you rarely think about outsug.er ] >> jimmy: so just how did that you something, we have goodne

ws? >> imean, it's -- it was a -- honest but they were filling one spot. >> jimmy:u s yo>> we wouere hop to be o. john oliver had movede .onin, bringing one person on. best da lives, also worst day of ouryo toggo, um, ho ne wy?>>ere both ethelaura, my wife. >> jimmy: i see. >> so she had to go, uh, >>ngratulations, screw you. myim jat: your wifow yo"the n oe giv ne isher a job. >> jimmy: yeaht.ghri [ cheers and applause ] t .tonould have been a bad idea yo every night.

you had anth on. is it hard to book him? >> no, we found a secret. you turn on the came[ ralas.hte] >> jiman>>: my e hdyeah.th. aot oam pflplee. in tt ra >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and come and talk. and the mooch was great to ttokl he's a -- i want to say he's a straight shooter. at least he feels that way at times. >> jimmy: i see. >> he' got- but he was really eager to throw bannon and sbuie nd ushow. we had a goodime .up s recommendation for me in the trump administration. >> jimmy: he di in what way, a recommendation? re be parf? lines aiturre i don't s know if that's a joke. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> i do know that i am thefore . re jimmy: did he know t >> yes. i think so. i mean, i think -- people -- i hope so. >> jimmy: uh-huh. t

hat i am this heightened character but i run into people on theee ctwheale, ppletr s show. >> jimro wds thamylyalre c om. e out of your mouth. everything is aet seriously? >> f pe,ople who thinkt aracter. even people who understand that it's a joke, but speakin sg to carter page came on our show an helping expose the deep state, wanted to be journalist on our show. tcis is the carter page wang figure out, and he's a fan of "the opposition." >> jimmy: it's going to teo figu like. >> i think so. >> jimmy: wow, that is unbelievable. most of the people who are coed, areor are theyus nfanti-j? >>hi t inko-pr jim:ounto w the

well and. re eager to hear what they want to hear from the people who are speaking. our intention whenever weo out there, but peopleoi t ugt ahere things e>> jimmy: fun >> that's fun, yes. >> jimmy: there you go. it's great to have you here. jordan klepper, everybody. "the with jordan klepper" monday through thursday on dyco blink-182! >> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel" li pnt mdenz crt oerthie

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