right now on jimmy kimmel, samantha bee. good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- samantha bee. from "13 reasons why," dylan minnette. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from anderson .paak and the free nationals. and now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, welcome. my goodness, very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it.

you know what? that's very, very kind. take anything you like when you leave, it's all yours. there'so many things happening today. only donald trump could cancel a summit with kim jong-un in the morning and then have a meeting with sylvester stallone hear in the day. soak it up, we'll probably never see anything like this again. as you probably know, the president canceled his june 12th meeting with kim jong-un today after north korea's vice minister of foreign affairs called mike pence a dummy, which did not -- [ laughter ] did not sit well with one donald janice trump. >> based on the recent statement of north korea, i have decided to terminate the planned summit in singapore on june 12th. while many things can happen and a great opportunity lies ahead, potentially, i believe that this is a tremendous setback for north korea, and indeed a

setback for the world. >> jimmy: is he rubbing deodorant directly into his eye sockets now? [ laughter ] what is going on? anyway, i digress. after north korea indicated that the talks may be off trump announced the talks are off. it was the nuclear nonproliferation equivalent of, you break up with me, i break up with you. and on top of that, when trump posted this dear jong letter he sent today, you could see he misspelled the dear leader's name. sadly i was forced to cancel the summit meeting in singapore with kim jung-un. like if kim jong-un called him president trump. this was some letter by the way. not exactly what you would call lincolnesque. this was the most interesting part. trump wrote, you talk about nuclear capabilities but ours are so massive and powerful that i pray to god they will never have to be used. and then goes right into, i felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me.

[ laughter ] see, that's trump diplomacy in a nutshell. i look forward to our friendship, but if not, i will kill you. [ laughter ] he did leave the door open at the end of the note, if you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me or write. feels kind of like we're at the part of movie where the couple breaks up, then they realize they can't live without each other, one of them has to run to the airport to stop the other one from getting on a flight. meanwhile, south korea, who really has the most to lose in all of this, was reportedly caught totally off guard. no one gave them a heads-up. they had to call an emergency meeting and they released a statement. they wrote, we are trying to figure out what president trump's intention is and what its exact meaning is. well -- welcome to the club. [ laughter ] because we are too. that's every day. [ cheers and applause ] now on the off chance the president doesn't win the nobel prize for peace, part of the

blame has to go to mike pence. because pence did some ad libbing on fox news the other night. put on mike pence. his whole entire job was to help trump get elected just by being a calm-looking white man who quoted the bible and quietly disapproved of gays. and for a long time that's all he did. eventually he had to start talking. so he went on fox news, which is supposed to be home court for these guys. i mean, sean hannity is donald trump's emergency contact number in case he ever chokes on a ham bone or anything like that. so pence goes on fox. when he does he compares the situation in north korea to libya. which is probably the worst possible example he could use, seeing as how the leader of lib yeah moammar gadhafi, after he gave up his nuclear weapons washes chased into a drainage pipe, dragged through the streets, and killed by rebels. which is maybe not the way kim jong-un wants to go out. [ laughter ] and of course it made the people who work for him furious because kim jong-un would kill his

grandma for overpickling the kimchi. [ laughter ] now the talks are off. and now we also have to figure out what to do with these korean summit commemorative coins trump's people had made up. maybe they can become the official currency of the apocalypse? i don't know. [ laughter ] you'd think this would be a source of embarrassment in the trump house but turns out they have no such thing. in fact, this is true, the white house gift shop this afternoon, today, offered a similar coin as their deal of the day. a president trump korea singapore summit coin, black velvet case, regular price $24.5, now only $19.95. when people found out about it it crashed the white house gift shop website which i'm sure the president will brag about. in what was supposed to be the big story there were two closed-door briefings for members of congress to go over this classified information related to the spygate scandal that trump cooked up. this briefing was -- originally

supposed to be held for republicans only. which is insane. it was so insane, in fact, even the white house agreed it didn't look good. so they changed course and hosted a second meeting that democrats were invited to. like when your mom forces you to invite the whole class to your birthday party. you don't want to, but you do. so democrat adam schiff went to the meeting. he said there was nothing, nothing to indicate there was any evidence of spying. and mitch mcconnell, a republican, basically said the same thing. there were no surprises. with all this going on, all of this stuff, the president still had time to chat with his foxy friend brian kill meet where he weighs in on the new nfl policy where all players have to stand for the national anthem or they will be fined. trump said maybe you shouldn't be allowed in the country if you don't stand for the national anthem. this comes from a guy who knows almost all the words to that song. ♪ from the ramparts we watched

were so gallantly streaming ♪ ♪ and the rockets' red glare the bombs bursting in air ♪ ♪ gave proof through the night that our flag was still there ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, right. by the way, the president isn't the only old white guy who feels this way. none other than pat robertson, who in case you don't know, the 130-year-old host of the 700 club, pat couldn't possibly agree more. >> well, colin kaepernick was the poster boy of all the protests. sort of like, what are they prote protesting? this is a pretty good country, you know. if you don't like it here, go to china and play football. >> jimmy: not a bad idea. you definitely would win a lot over there. this is a good one too. from white house press secretary

sarah sanders, in an interview with the failing "new york times" she said being called a liar bothers her. which, i don't know. i know this might sound crazy, but -- have you considered maybe not lying all the time? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] by the way, north korea -- they're not the only country mad at us right now. the supreme leader of iran, the ayatollah, in response to our threat of the strongest sanctions against them yet, pulling out of our deal, said this about america yesterday. this is a real quote. he said, like the famous cat in tom and jerry, they will lose again. [ laughter ] i guess they just got saturday morning cartoons over there? i love to imagine the ayatollah watching tom and jerry. praise allah the accursed cat has been incinerated again! that's my ayatollah voice. it's one of my characters. anyway, i was very interested to learn that tom and jerry is well

known in iran of all places. i look the into it. it isn't exactly the tom and jerry we had growing up. it's been adapted for an anti-american audience. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's one of my favorite episodes. [ applause ] you know in happier news, we have a new "star wars" movie on the way, "solo: a star wars story" opens tonight, the story of young han solo and how he came to be. whenever there's a motion picture this major, we run it immediately by our in-house movie critic.

his nape is yehya. yehya loves movies. here he is talking about "solo: a star wars story." >> hi, it's me, yehya. talk about summer movie. the summer movie behind me, "sold out," "star wars." this movie have everything. there's robber guy, monkey guy, the black guy, the white guy. a lot of people not harrison ford is not in the movie. markham l hamlet is not in the . the black guy, the african-american guy, danny glover. he play landy. the guy who look like the monkey, his name choppy, he's the best friend of harrison ford. the ship is named the merinian folckem. the letter of that movie ryan howard.

he start as a small boy on tv show called "walk by the lake." also the guy in the movie woody harrison, the movie is called "kill everyone," in the movie with jennifer lawrence too, called "hunk hunker something." on the show tv "bartender." i remember all the movie he's with whistly name, "nod good in basketball." the name emily guinn, on the hbo show "all the dragon he got second with everyone," right? the movie's "sold out," don't be confused, buy ticket, go to the movie, good movie! cut! >> jimmy: thanks, yehya, wow. we're going to take a break. when we come back, scratch and sniff stamps. and "this week in unnecessary censorship." so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hello, friends, welcome back. samantha bee, dylan minett, musifromnderson paak is coming. first i'd like to take you to toronto, which is in canada -- maybe you know about this story. it's a cautionary tale about the dangers of eating marijuana when you are an officer of the law. >> criminal charges have been laid against two toronto police officers, charged with attempting to obstruct justice and breach of trust. police say the charges stem from a raid on a marijuana

dispensary. the two officers allegedly consumed marijuana edibles while on duty and then they called for help after experiencing hallucinations. when police arrived, one of the officers was reportedly in a tree. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: super mario in the tree too? that's some crazy pot. we better step it up around here. [ laughter ] while we're on the subject of edibles, the u.s. postal service this week unveiled their first-ever scratch and sniff stamps. these are them. the theme is "sweet scent of summer." they're popsicles. i don't even read my mail, i'm definitely not going to smell it. [ laughter ] this is not the first time, by the way, the post office put food on a stamp. i was looking through the website. and i came across this which flan is fine, i guess, but does it deserve a stamp? would flan even make the list of

top 30 desserts in the world? how does flan have a stamp and pizza doesn't have a stamp? [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, did you -- are you a fan of flan? >> guillermo: no, i don't like it, i like ice cream. >> jimmy: isn't flan really creme brulee without the good part on the top? all right. the post office, they're trying to find new ways to make money. they're not doing well. so not only are they selling scratch and sniff stamps, starting next month, they're teaming up with a popular restaurant chain to try to make a full meal out of mail. >> dig into kfc's most finger-licking meal deal yet. introducing our new partnership with the u.s. postal service, crispy envelopes. made from premium 24-pound white pulp paper you've never been more excited to open the mail. >> i got an electricity bill! >> i think mine has a credit

card in it! >> don't forget the rain-soaked amazon packet bucket smothered in our signature gravy. >> mm, bubble wrap! >> lucky! >> kfc, you'll eat anything. >> jimmy: well, that's true. [ cheers and applause ] send that up to those cops in toronto. one more thing before we forge ahead. it's thursday night which means it is time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they feed it or not, it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> the community of west hollywood was founded more than three decades ago on the principle that everyone should be [ bleep ]ed with [ bleep ]. >> all right, you had a little taste of [ bleep ]. it's time for some rock 'n' roll. >> i, harry, [ bleep ] you, meghan. >> i, harry, [ bleep ] you, medical han. >> i, meghan, [ bleep ] you, harry. >> what my doing here? i don't know, someone's going to [ bleep ] y'all but it ain't me.

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>> jimmy: hi, welcome back. tonight from the netflix show "13 reasons why," dylan minett is here with us. then the song is called "bubblin'," anderson .paak and the free nationals from the mercedes-benz stage. looks like my first wedding. next week we are back at it with keri russell, claire danes, pamela adlon, jason mitchell, we have music from our new american idol maddie poppe, pusha t. will be here. and starting thursday night in primetime, the return of our nba finals game night specials. how many times have we done this, what year was that? >> guillermo: 16. >> jimmy: no, no. >> guillermo: 7. >> jimmy: somewhere in between those numbers. we have an all-star lineup that includes kevin hart, jamie foxx, sandra bullock, tiffany haddish, ryan gosling, samuel l. jackson, jennifer lopez, an all nba

edition of mean tweets, and a few surprises too. please join us for all that starting next week. sometimes it takes a canadian to help us 'mericans make sense of what's going on in our country. and our first guest is one such canuck. her very funny show "full frontal th samantha bee" airs wednesday nights on tbs. please welcome samantha bee. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very happy to have you here. >> i'm so excited to be here. >> jimmy: i was thinking about you a lot today. >> oh, good, thank you. >> jimmy: because i'm going to be honest with you, let you in on something. >> okay. >> jimmy: those of us, talk show hosts who do a full week of shows. >> i know. >> jimmy: we quietly mutter and curse about those of you only have to do one a week. >> i'm sure you do. because my life is so easy. and care-free. >> jimmy: yeah, i bet. but i would also imagine that the downside to that is, like if

something -- you do the shows on wednesday, do you tape the show on wednesday? >> we tape the show on wednesday, about 6:30, yeah. >> jimmy: then something happens on thursday, you're almost certainly not going to be able to talk about that. did us that bother you? >> i'm so happy to not have to talk about it. >> jimmy: you are? >> i'm happy to let the news wash over me and not have to respond peeled. >> jimmy: like a toxic sludge. >> yes, exactly. like slow-moving lava. >> jimmy: that's a perfect way to look at it. when do you even start -- things change so frequently. when do you even start writing a show that you tape on wednesday? >> because we have three main acts to the show. we have two-thirds of the show basically mapped out, and then by friday we start thinking about what the most topical segment will be. then we really get into it on monday. on tuesday, when everything changes in the world that's horrific, we throw that all into the garbage and start over, as i'm sure you have to do. >> jimmy: almost every day that happens to us. >> i know. >> jimmy: funny, watching cable

news going, no, no! >> come on! please! >> jimmy: actually rooting against world peace so we don't have to rewrite our monologues. >> we were so happy with those jokes, just let them be! >> jimmy: i mention the you were from canada, what part? >> from toronto. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, from where the police -- >> yes, that gentleman is the mayor of toronto. >> jimmy: that gentleman used to be mayor of toronto. in fact, rob -- deceased rob ford's brother, doug ford, as you know i'm sure, is running for premier of ontario. >> i do know that, i do. >> jimmy: which is like governor. >> basically like governor, yeah. he's at the -- the ford family, it's a dynasty. it's a canadian dynasty. if you ever had any thought that canada was a peaceful place. >> jimmy: is that not the case? >> it's not -- it is a peaceful -- it's somewhat of a peaceful place. we have our share of characters. >> jimmy: do you feel like canadians pay more attention to what's going on in their government than americans are paying attention? >> no, i don't think -- i think canadians pay a little bit of attention to their government.

they're very much paying attention to our government here, right now. my family is very concerned for my life. >> jimmy: they're watching us? >> they're watching us, yeah. >> jimmy: like we're "the "desperate housewives"" or something? >> they are, yes, yes. >> jimmy: are they taking any pleasure in it? >> i think there's a slight smug pleasure. but they are worried about the condition of the world. my family's mostly just worried about me. >> jimmy: your whole family's still up there in canada? >> whole family. when they watch the news they think it's just a dangerous and decrepit place now. they're like, just get home, your room is waiting for you. my dad caught me a kevlar vest. >> jimmy: he did not. >> he did. >> jimmy: he did? a real kevlar vest? >> very heavy, 20 pounds or something. >> jimmy: where did he get that? >> i don't know, i don't ask questions. >> jimmy: he sent to it you and you opened it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your husband jason, he's been here before. >> he has. >> jimmy: did he send him a kevlar vest? >> no. >> jimmy: just you? [ laughter ] >> there's a limit to my father's affections. >> jimmy: just wanted to make

sure there's someone to raise the kids. >> that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. that's pretty -- that's kind of sad in a way. >> i know, we're not doing well in the world's esteem right now. >> jimmy: wow. >> i'm sure we'll get it back one day. >> jimmy: yeah. once the lava hits all of us, i guess. >> yes. >> jimmy: how long were you on "the daily show"? >> i was there for 12 years, a really long time. >> jimmy: longer than anybody. >> longer than anybody, the old battle ax at "the daily show," yeah, forever. >> jimmy: how did you start at "the daily show"? >> they came to canada ask auditioned women and somehow gave me the job. i came to -- >> jimmy: were you a comedian at that time? >> i was. dy -- definitely did sketch comedy. i really got my start doing theater for teens. and then i transitioned into sketch comedy from that. >> jimmy: what is theater for teens? >> i met my first comedy -- i did a -- had a bunch of comedy partners. my first initial comedy partners i met doing a play called "the other side of the closet."

we would tour around high schools and teach teens that it's okay to be gay. >> jimmy: really. >> this is where most people get their start. >> jimmy: the other side of coming out of the closet. >> the other side, yeah. >> jimmy: after they came out of the closet. >> yeah. >> jimmy: then -- then this was received well? >> i wouldn't say that. [ laughter ] i really wouldn't say that. >> jimmy: was it humorous? >> i don't think so. i don't think so. >> jimmy: did you ever do like any dramatic acting? >> you know, after i started at "the daily show," i actually got a job -- i did an episode of "law and order." i really realized that i was not cut out for drama. because i was really giving it -- in the first scene that i did, i really gave it my all. i was like, this is it. finally. dramatic sam bee, here she comes. and they were like -- i did the whole thing, acted my heart out. they were like, scene, cut! they all came around, oh my god, that was amazing! next time try it just like seriously, though. >> jimmy: oh, it wasn't supposed to be funny? >> just try it with gravitas this time.

that was so funny. >> jimmy: you probably went the right direction. >> i think so. >> jimmy: when we come back, we dug something up. >> okay. >> jimmy: we were talng about the fact that you interviewed now everybody's favorite trump apologist. >> yes. kellyanne. >> jimmy: many years ago. >> many years ago, we met, we interacted. >> jimmy: on "the daily show." i thought it might be fun to see that, to see what she was wearing back then too. samantha bee is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] "full frontal with sam bee" is her show. be right back.

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republicans need to stop and notice the product and not say ick and keep walking. >> it's not the economy or the war, it's the packaging? >> the packaging on the republican party screams to the average consumer, "don't touch this, stand back." it's like the republican party is eating [ bleep ] sandwich. how do you get americans to eat the sandwich? >> dip it in chocolate and hey it has no calories. >> oh! >> jimmy: samantha bee and a classic clip of kellyanne conway. what year is that? >> i do not know. maybe 2007? 2008? >> jimmy: way before. >> yes, before. >> jimmy: did you have a sense

she would become a superstar? >> i will say our interactions were quite pleasant and lovely. she was really lovely. but there was -- she was on "the daily show" many, many times. >> jimmy: really? >>? the years that i was there. it got to a point producers were like, uh, she'll say anything we want her to. no, wee kind of use her too much, let's not call kellyanne this time. even back then we had a sense she was very thirsty. >> jimmy: i see, yeah. [ laughter ] she's still saying anything somebody wants her to, too. >> true, yeah. >> jimmy: she does seem to be the smartest member of that group, though. >> i would say so, very canny. >> jimmy: do you feel like talking about donald trump all the time is a plus or a minus? >> it's an absolute minus. >> jimmy: a minus. >> across the board. it's an absolute minus. i mean, like for the world and for the nation. all of those things? you've got to love the world and the nation. >> you know, we make sour

lemonade out of those lemons, i guess. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we do our best, you know. >> jimmy: sometimes it's overwhelming. >> sometimes it's overwhelming. >> jimmy: sometimes you go, oh, god, i want to talk about the super bowl, or something. >> yes. why can't we do more royal wedding jokes? >> jimmy: it seems to seep into every bit of everything. >> he does, he's everywhere all the time, omni present, just like a fog. >> jimmy: you don't stay in cuff with kellyanne? >> no, i would not say so. i would not imagine she recalls our time together? did anyone in that situation, because you're very good at letting people hang themselves, i think maybe is how i would describe it? >> people express their true selves. >> jimmy: express their true selves, yeah. >> you know? yeah. >> jimmy: first of all, do you feel like that's a gift that you have? or is it something that you learn? or a combination of those things? >> i don't think it's a gift, i think i just wear people down. >> jimmy: okay. >> which is not -- >> jimmy: sit with them long enough -- >> yeah, i somehow wear people down to a nub, then they reveal

themselves to me. >> jimmy: i see. is that what you did with your husband? >> it will happen to you, if you sat here long enough. >> jimmy: you probably could. i would be a book no one wants to i'd. when you do this sort of thing where you sit down with somebody in that way -- >> yes. >> jimmy: -- do you ever feel bad or do they ever get mad? >> people did -- people did used to get mad. they did -- you know, you could sense the growing kind of -- you could sense the growing acrimony in an interview for sure. >> jimmy: as they're figuring out what's happening? >> yeah. i never really encountered tremendous hostility. i did get chased at the republican convention once. >> jimmy: who chased you? >> oh -- he was -- he was really old, though. so he -- his top speed was like my speed-walk. he did not -- he was very angry that i said something to his wife. but it was actually a very respectful conversation that i was having with his wife. she wasn't bothered at all but it really mortally offended him and he was like, i'm going to get you! and i was like, arrgh! so, you know.

>> jimmy: you have a job where every once in a while someone says, i'm going to get you! >> i'm going to get you! >> jimmy: not too many adults have that in their lives. >> that's true. ? your show is great and i thank you for being here. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: the show is called "full frontal with samantha bee" airs wednesday nights at 10:30 on tbs. smaptsd that bee, everybody! we'll be right back with dylan minnette. "you can't choose our ge your neighbors, with a but you can choose your premium finish."

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anderson paak. our next guest has been acting professionally since before he was born. he plays clay jensen on "13 reasons why," season two is available now on netflix. please welcome dylan minnette. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. i hear this is your first late-night talk show. >> it is. >> jimmy: is it all you dreamed it would be? >> this is super weird. >> jimmy: it is weird. [ cheers and applause ] >> right? >> jimmy: sometimes you forget. glad to have you here. i was learning some things. i guess i already knew about you. like you were jack's son on "lost." >> that's right. >> jimmy: which is one of my all-time favorites. >> that's right. >> jimmy: you were the president's son who got killed on "scandal." >> yeah tragically, yes.

>> jimmy: yet here you are in the flesh. >> i tend to survive all the tragic situations people put me in. >> jimmy: you're a real fighter. >> i'm here, yeah. >> jimmy: how did you wind up -- i know you're from indiana. how did you wind up becoming an actor at such a young age? >> there was like this convention that came through this small town that i lived in that was like looking for models and actors, i guess. i think my mom heard an ad on the radio. she asked me when i was 6. i don't think there's any reason i'd say no. do you want to go to this thing? and i said yes. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: aren't those usually scams where they bring people in oh, yes, your daughter has what it takes. >> i'm pretty sure. >> jimmy: we don't even -- we need head shots and it will be $1,800. >> but it worked out. >> jimmy: how did it work out? >> i don't know. i do remember -- really, i vividly remember that like there are people that could stand in line and ask this panel of agents questions just about the industry. and i went up in line, i was like this tall. and i just went up and i asked

if i could sing a song. and so i sang "bye-bye-bye" by 'n sync. i wouldn't dream it doing it now. but i did it and an agent signed me out of chicago there. >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> yeah. now i'm here. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. well. worked out. [ cheers and applause ] you play a high school student on "13 reasons why." >> yes. >> jimmy: did you go to high school? >> yeah, i did like a charter school program. >> jimmy: what does that mean, exactly? >> well, what i would do is do my work at home. but then you could go to school, like this place that they had where you could take tests at the end of the week. it was actually in a strip mall, this place that i went to school. >> jimmy: classy, yeah. [ laughter ] >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: a strip mall, huh? >> in the strip mall. >> jimmy: next to a yogurt land or something? >> i believe there was a frozen yogurt place there. even better, there was a tattoo parlor attached to the school i went to.

i could hear music. >> jimmy: what do you mean you heard music? from the tattoo parlor? people screaming as they get injections? >> they yelled a lot. >> jimmy: did they really? >> yeah. sometimes the teachers would have to go next door, please be quiet, we're teaching students. >> jimmy: does that help with your s.a.t. test to have a person screaming next door to you? >> i think so, yeah. i didn't take an s.a.t. test, actually. >> jimmy: you didn't, really, never took it? >> no, i didn't go to college. i clearly got the best education. >> jimmy: you continue need to go to college. sometimes people come in they've got acting careers going, yes, i was accepted to yale. and i go, what are you going there for? >> yeah. i don't know. i mean -- i bet i'm smart enough from that strip mall school. >> jimmy: yeah, right. you don't need yale, you went to a strip mall. >> yeah, that's right. it's all overrated, it's the same, the same. >> jimmy: what? i mean, really what kind of -- like where was your prom held? was it like in a dairy queen or something? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: do you keep in touch

with any of the kids from strip mall high school? >> sadly, i do not. i do not. >> jimmy: you do not. >> there were nice kids there, it was great. you know what? i think i learned stuff. >> jimmy: you seem to be pretty smart. this show of yours is super popular and not just here in the united states but all around the world, right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: like where have you gone, and how -- do people recognize you when you go to other countries? >> recently promoting the show in rome and tokyo, i was just there, and -- yeah, i mean, they're super kind. there were a lot of people waiting outside the hotel in rome. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: italian people? >> yes, yeah. fans. and there was like so many -- i got out of the car to get to the hotel and people were screaming at the top of their lungs. like i was justin bieber or something. >> jimmy: did they think you were justin bieber? is it possible that they were confused? >> maybe, maybe. yeah. they were yelling "justin," really weird. no. yeah, but that was a really startling thing. it's cool that people around the world respond to it, you know.

>> jimmy: yeah it's very strange if you think about it. i assume that it's dubbed? it's dubbed over in another language? >> i think so. subtitles. >> jimmy: italian. really they're not even necessarily getting your acting. they're seeing your head and your mouth. >> yes. >> jimmy: but then there's some italian kid who went to an italian strip mall high school. >> yeah, right. yes. >> jimmy: next to a gelato shop. >> yeah, of course, of course. >> jimmy: and then they're hearing his voice. but they're going crazy when they see you. >> right. yeah. i mean -- i thought about that. i was like, i hope the people who do the voices are good. >> jimmy: yeah, they must be. maybe the guy who does your voice is unbelievable. >> probably better. >> jimmy: maybe that's why you're so popular over there. >> that's right, maybe, maybe. >> jimmy: i heard that people would tell you you look like me when you were a little kid. >> yeah. they still do sometimes. >> jimmy: they do now? >> yeah. >> jimmy: even with the beard and everything? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why, are they trying to be mean? [ laughter ]

>> i think it's a compliment. >> jimmy: thank you for thinking that. >> of course, of course. >> jimmy: believe me, i never looked like this. >> hey, you know what, i take it as a compliment. >> jimmy: maybe you can play me in the story about my life. we're doing something on lifetime and i'd like to talk to you about it. >> okay, great, i'm looking for something, that would be great. >> jimmy: this could be your next thing. >> i was hoping i could do that. >> jimmy: we'll dub it into flemish, i think it's going to be really big. you're having fun? >> yeah, i really am. it's all a new experience for me, you know. people knowing me more because of the show. i mean, i'm still getting used to it. >> jimmy: do you tell your mom, "thank you, mom, foreign having that radio station on"? >> yes. she's here, actually. >> jimmy: she is here with you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and for being gullible enough to drive to that mall and put me in front of agents who were probably insurance agents. they probably weren't even actual -- they were probably some kind of weird branch of agents. >> maybe. >> jimmy: and yet here you've come, you've become an

international star. >> that's crazy. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: dylan minette, everybody! "13 seasons why" season two available on netflix. be right back with anderson paak! >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. john chiang's father came it'here with little money,on. but big dreams for a better future. now john has a chance to make history.

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bubblin' ♪ this is "nightline." tonight, disgraced movie producer harvey weinstein planning to turn himself in to the nypd. what charges may he be facing? plus, brought to their feet. after the nfl rule change requiring players to stand for the national anthem, strong reaction from star players. >> the bottom line is more important than making positive change. >> and politicians. >> of course they had a right to do it. but was it the right thing to do? i don't think so. >> president trump applauding the decision. and -- >> i'm the youngest one doing it. >> meet social media