>> i'm alma daetz. for larry, grdrew, all of us. jimmy kimmel next. >> good night. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight will arnett -- from "fahrenheit 451," lilly singh -- and music from mgmt -- and now, believe me, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. hola. hi. thanks. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you very much. thank you very much. thank you for coming. and for joining us.

sit, sit, relax. this is -- today -- i don't know if you know this, today is a very notable day in the usa. today is the one of year anniversary of collusion palooza. one year ago today, robert mueller was named special counsel for the russia investigation. our president had a special message on twitter this morning to celebrate that fact. he wrote, "congratulations america, we are now into the second year of the greatest witch hunt in american history. [ laughter ] well, congrats to you, old pal, we've come a long pal. he started with congratulations america. i was hoping he was going to end with "i quit." but no. [ laughter ] a big day. robert mueller had a bouquet of long-stemmed subpoenas delivered to the white house. hard to believe it's been a year since we found out our president doesn't know how to spell the world "counsel."

time flies when you're having fun. trump added -- despite the disgusting, illegal, unwarranted witch hunt we've had the most successful 17-month administration in u.s. history by far. sorry to the fake news haters, but that's the way it is. no apologies are necessary. we appreciate you, too. a year is a long time for a witch hunt. usually they find the witches a lot sooner than that. it's become a big part of our lives so to honor this important milestone, we put together a tribute today to 365 glorious days of witching and hunting as narrated by glinda, himself, our president donald trump. >> all we hear about is this phony russia witch hunt. entire thing has been a witch hunt. it's like a witch hunt. i have this witch hunt. constantly. it's called the witch hunt. he knows it's a witch hunt. the entire thing has been a witch hunt. it is a pure witch hunt. witch hunt. witch hunt. it's a witch hunt. it's a witch hunt.

this is a witch hunt. it's a total witch hunt. rudy knows it's a witch hunt. the witch hunt continues. this is a pure and simple witch hunt. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'll get you and your little hands, too. so the witch hunt continues. meanwhile the spin master general, kellyanne conway, spoke to her "fox & friends" this morning. kellyanne is the inventor of the phrase "alternative facts." she coined that. now she's got a new one to kick around. >> so much is litigated in the media and it just gets repeated and retweeted without verification. you know, some people call it fake news. i refer to it as uninformed conjecture. >> jimmy: in case you're wondering what uninformed conjecture is, her boss gave us an example of it this morning. he was watching fox. as he does.

they had a former federal prosecutor named andrew mccarthy on the show. who said -- >> there's probably no doubt that they had at least one confidential informant in the campaign. >> jimmy: there's probably no doubt that they had at least one confidential informant in the campaign. doesn't get more solid than that. so trump tweeted, wow, word seems to be coming out that the obama fbi spied on the trump campaign with an embedded informant, andrew mccarthy says there's probably no doubt they had at least one confidential informant in the campaign. if so, this is bigger than watergate. [ laughter ] what an interesting statement. what that is called again, kellyanne? >> uninformed conjecture. >> jimmy: okay, all right, very good. trump regurgitates anything he sees on fox news. at this point i'm surprised he hasn't retweeted an ad for mesothelioma. he's like one commercial away from nominating tom selleck from being secretary of housing and urban development. the white house released a video that attempts to set the record

straight on the most important issue facing this country right now which of course is yanny versus laurel. >> yanny. >> so clearly laurel. >> it's laurel. >> definitely laurel. >> it's laurel. but i could deflect and divert to yanny if you need me to. >> it's clearly yanny. >> definitely yanny. >> yanny's the winner, laurel the loser. >> sarah, it's been reported you here laurel. how do you respond? >> clearly you're getting your information from cnn. all i hear is yanny. >> oh, man, that's laurel. >> laurel. it's laurel, america. definitely #laurel. >> who's yanny? >> i hear covfefe. [ laughter ] see, they're fun. >> jimmy: i wonder if they call ben carson, look, we need to get one black person in this video, what do you think, ben? ben? are you sleeping? ben, wake up. anyway. meanwhile, no word today from north korea on whether they still plan to boycott the summit that was scheduled for june 12th. they're angry at our national security adviser john bolton threatened to skip the meeting. if they do have a meeting, a senior white house official says trump doesn't think he needs to do much prep for it. he feels he can handle it without studying all the details.

which, that's great. i mean, let's be honest. this meeting, trump is going to have -- you can put him in a room with the guy who sang gangnam style, he'll be, hello, mr. kim jong-un, nice to meet you. on top of that more news about trump's personal attorney, michael cohen. according to "the washington post," michael cohen pitched the government of qatar, he said for a million dollars, if you pay me a million dollars, i can get you access to and insights into the president. fortunately, qatar passed on that generous offer. michael cohen's like the human version of every failed product on "shark tank." he's the worst. i mean, who does that kind of thing? guillermo, do you know anyone who does that kind thing? >> guillermo: no, i don't. [ laughter ] do you want to have access to a celebrity? do you have money? good, i can help. night after night i stand very, very close to one of america's

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name. it's the movie -- it's called like "dad bull" something. >> it's showtime. >> don't call it a comeback! >> a movie, lot of lot of action in the movie. the bad guy in that movie, his name zkazh brown. he play the movie george w. bush, the dumb one is not smart. the news guy also, the guy ryan gosling. ryan filippo. ryan secret. with simon cow. the star ryan rollney. also sandra bullock the movie "get marry." it's not easy. first two, three months marry. after she pregnant, after the kids come, the kids no have time

for you, you don't watch your kids, your kids start to lose drug and you lose him. >> remember, hugs not drugs. >> ryan also in the movie, the green guy, nobody like that movie. the poster behind me look like the movie "the naked girl in the chair." she dance at the movie. ♪ what a feeling very fast, very fast, very fast. >> your time's up, dumbass. >> is good movie, go watch the movie, but not kids because the movie is very bad. talk about [ bleep ], [ bleep ], mother [ bleep ], every kind of bad [ bleep ], no good for the kids. cut! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. all right. we're going to take a break. when we come back, i have seen the future and there are robot dogs in it so stick around, we'll be right back. don't juggle your home life and work life without it.

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finally solved. this to me is a more hopeful use of technology. this is from a high school graduation in mobile, alabama. one of the students for medical reasons was unable to attend the ceremony. she was in the hospital. so someone, i don't know who, came up with a very creative way for her to be there. >> ladies and gentlemen, we have one more graduate that couldn't be here physically with us. but she is here via the ipod. and so we will call her at this time. cynthia pettway. >> jimmy: clever, right? cynthia will be attending ucla in the fall and the segway's going to yale. congratulations to both of you. we didn't have robot dogs and ipads that walked when i graduated high school. we had like teddy ruxpin and lite brite.

which makes you wonder with the streaming and apps and games, are people still reading books? you remember books. the things from oprah's club? so according to recent study from the pew research center, almost one in four americans has not read a book in the past year. that actually seems high to me. i bet it's even fewer than that. so to find out, this afternoon we sent a team out to the street to ask pedestrians to name a book. any book. could be the bible. could be "fifty shades of gray." all we wanted to know is can you name a book? and here's how that went. ♪ >> can you name a book? >> oh, yes. uh -- uh -- i don't read, but -- but -- what's it called? >> can you name a book? >> uh -- no. >> can you name a book?

>> um -- uh -- i don't read books. yeah, that's it. >> a book? "the lion king." >> the movie? >> the book. >> you reathe book "the lion king"? >> yeah. >> let me just think. uh -- hey, hold on, man. hold on, let me think, hold on. can we cut this and do it again? >> can you name a book? >> a book? any book? um -- "the jungle book." it's not a book, is it? it's a movie. "the jungle book." sure. is it? both? are you sure?

no. >> does -- do magazines count? >> no, those wouldn't be books. >> that's correct. >> i can name "moby dick." that's a artist. he wrote a book called "horse." i like that book. >> moby dick was the author? >> yes. >> the book was "horse"? >> yes. that's what i said. >> what was the last book you read? >> um -- probably dr. seuss. >> dr. seuss. >> dr. seuss. >> dr. seuss, maybe. >> i haven't read a book in like 12 years. >> i'm drawing a blank. geez. i need books. sorry. i am totally blanking out on books. >> what do you do for a living? >> i was a librarian. now i'm unemployed. >> all you have to do is pick up a book. when you know how to read, adventures come to you. >> jimmy: that's right. thank you, shaq. [ cheers and applause ] not only does shaq read books, he eats them. all right. we have a great show for you. music from mgmt, lilly singh is here and we'll be right back with will arnett so stay with us. (vo) we came here for the friends. and we got to know the friends of our friends. and we found others just like us.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight you can see her on youtube and in the new hbo movie "fahrenheit 451." lilry singh is here with us tonight. then -- this album is called "little dark age" mgmt from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow night ryan seacrest will be here, gillian jacobs will join us and we'll have music from julia michaels with too. our first guest is so talented he is able to act alongside humans and dogs. he really does it all. his new movie "show dogs" opens tomorrow and a new season of "arrested development" comes to netflix may 29th. please welcome former batman will arnett!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hey, will, how are you doing? >> good, man. >> jimmy: are you vaping? what's going on here? >> no, i'm not. oh, man. >> jimmy: well -- >> um -- >> jimmy: what's -- what's with the security? >> oh, yeah. these are crazy times we're living in, jimmy. it's jt a lot of people -- yeah, just i've been -- a lot of people have been super threatened by my talent. >> jimmy: really. >> yeah. i've become a real target. >> jimmy: is that right. is this a flack jacket that

you're wearing? >> yeah, this is just -- i mean, i don't want to do it but the people, and they're like will, come on, you can't be too careful. >> jimmy: who's saying this? >> my people and stuff. good to see you, dude. >> jimmy: good to see you, too. >> so great being here. >> jimmy: which people? >> sorry, obviously i trust you, it's a thing. you should have seen the look on my mom's face on mother's day. she got over that. >> jimmy: you can't be too careful. >> you can't, you never know. >> jimmy: is this a real flack jacket? >> yeah, this is real. >> jimmy: may i feel it? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, wow, it sure is. is that a rental or do you own that? >> no, i lease. [ laughter ] with an option to buy. that's not my line. everybody knows that. >> jimmy: it looks great on you. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: it's a shame. i usually like to see more of your body. but yeah. >> believe me, i get that a lot. [ laughter ] how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. >> good, great to see you, man. >> jimmy: great to see you, too. >> what a crowd here, huh? [ cheers and applause ] i used to be able to do that. >> jimmy: you're really not supposed to cut them off. >> you want to try it again? what a crowd. [ cheers and applause ] you know, jim -- >> are you comfortable in that?

>> this is my new normal. my car, you know, a bulletproof, like, you know, car and it's plated, extra plated. it gets, like, a mile a gallon. north of 100,000 pounds. >> jimmy: that doesn't seem good for the environment at all. >> it's not great. >> jimmy: i mentioned that you are a former batman. i do want to give a little bit of backstory on this. >> let's not use the word former, but, yeah, i know what you're saying. i have played batman before and people, they might have liked it. i don't know. oh, please.

i didn't do -- thank you. >> jimmy: the reason i mention this is because now there there can only be one batman at a time, agreed? >> i'm willing to entertain that, uh-huh. >> jimmy: we had lego batman, you. >> sure. >> jimmy: ben affleck came, he was batman. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were lego batman again. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now there's a new movie, the teen titans go movie coming out. >> i see what you're getting at. >> jimmy: i play batman, so i'm now batman. >> yes, but look -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. >> listen. listen. and you're a terrific -- i will say this. because i can be generous like this. you're a terrific batman. >> jimmy: thank you. >> and i'm not just saying that because i'm your boss. because what people don't know is i'm producing this movie and i'm in this "teens titan go" and it's great to hang out with one of my employees. and that's the kind of -- i don't know what kind of ship you run but for me i like to spend time with the guys who work for me. and by the way, is there anything that we can -- are you happy? >> jimmy: real happy, yeah, i love being the only batman. i love it. it's really great to be batman. not a batman, but the batman.

>> well, it's -- yes, you are the current batman, i'll give you that. >> jimmy: how old are your sons, archie and abel? >> my son abel is 7, archie is 9. >> jimmy: so i had to pull them aside. >> well, it should be -- you had said for a few months, jimmy kept coming up to me in various situations going, when are we going to tell the boys? i'm like what are you talking about? he's like, that there's a new batman. >> jimmy: daddy isn't batman anymore. >> daddy isn't batman anymore. and so we were hanging out and jimmy said i think we got to tell them now. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> he said -- i had kids there. he said, guys, listen, you should know something. your dad is not batman anymore. i'm playing batman in the "teen titans go" movie. they're like, oh. my little guy, abel, goes, oh, yeah? let's hear it. true story. jimmy's on his heels a little bit. and you said, "i'm batman." >> jimmy: something like that. >> i'm behind abel and he goes, yeah, pretty good, not as good as my dad. hit it, boy. do you remember that? he's 7. "hit it boy." like i work for him. >> jimmy: well, we all have our bosses. >> i know, i know, i know.

you do a great job. >> jimmy: well, they really handled it well, i feel. >> they did. >> jimmy: what kind of a father are you? very hands-off, right? >> very hands-on father. >> jimmy: hands-on, okay. >> very hands-on father. >> jimmy: do you read to the children? >> i read every night. every night we read. we do, you know, sometimes -- i'm actually -- i'm not strict but i like to have -- i also like to be kind and sweet. we have our little things. my kids weren't going to bed a couple months ago. i pulled them aside, said, guys, it's time to go to bed. i've asked you three times. i thought, i'm going to come at it with a softer approach. and i said -- ♪ it's time for bed for my sweet boys ♪ ♪ put away their things and all their toys ♪ ♪ because the terror of night is upon us ♪ [ laughter ] they were like, hey, man, terror of night? >> jimmy: did that scare them? >> yeah, it scared them a lot. not as scary when i -- sometimes

i get, you know the "inception" sound? bum, bum, bum! from the movie "inception." sometimes i play that on my phone, i'll come around the corner with shark eyes, dead eyes. they're like, oh, god! it's fun. it's fun for the kids. >> jimmy: it's fun to have kids. what point is there to have kids if you can't terrify them? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know "arrested development" -- at the end of the month, may 29th. a new season on netflix. what season is this now? >> this is season five. >> jimmy: tonight there's a special, like a party for netflix. >> tonight is our kind of screening and big premiere. it's coming out soon. >> jimmy: is everyone going to be there? >> everybody's going to be there.

i actually -- i've got to leave here soon right after my little segment here. a lot of people don't know this. not only am i on the show, i was in the writer's room a little bit, i also do the hair and makeup for jason bateman. >> jimmy: you do? >> i do. yeah, i get there early and i shampoo his hair. and i -- and i shampoo it and i style it and i dry it and stuff. and then he comes and i put it on him. [ laughter ] it's a great -- we've got that system down to 45 minutes tops. 40. a tight 45 on his hair. a little rouge. >> jimmy: whatever you're doing is working, really is. he's ageless. ageless beauty. >> absolutely ageless and just a doll. he's a gorgeous boy. >> jimmy: will arnett is here. his movie is called "show dogs." it opens tomorrow. we'll be right back. and the second was to always do the right thing. now that i'm the new ceo of uber, i've taken that advice to heart. and i'm using that advice to change our company. moving forward, we're taking into consideration what's good for our driver partners, our riders, and the cities that we operate in. and it's going to make us a much, much better service.

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>> yeah. of course you didn't. this is like undercover stuff. >> jimmy: the show dogs must make up for batman, really, with the kids, right? >> yeah, first of all, let me tell you something. i tell you, so, my kids, i said i want to -- there's this movie they want me to do, it's about -- they're like, pitch me. you know. and i said, this guy, i'm an fbi agent, he has a sidekick, nypd dog who can talk to other dogs. and they're like, you're doing it, right? i was like, i guess i am now. >> jimmy: you had a focus group. then at the end the dog dies like "marley & me" right? is that a spoiler? oh, sorry. [ laughter ] >> dif divolves into this mma "fight club" thing with the dog, with each other. no. it's sweet, it's a fun movie for the family. it's very, very sweet. i got to spend a lot of time. i'm a dog person. i don't like to mention that because i don't know if people like people who are dog people.

[ laughter ] i like dogs and babies. >> jimmy: you love them, right? >> i know that people are going to, you know, rail against me for that on the internet. [ laughter ] i love animals and babies. yeah. and i walk little old ladies across the street and stuff. i put my shopping cart back and stuff. who cares, it doesn't matter. >> jimmy: you are one of the most well-integrated canadians i think i know. people look at you, they don't even realize sometimes that you come from canada. >> you mention it more than anybody. >> jimmy: i do mention it a lot. i like to know where we stand, where you're coming from. i was wondering, you are -- a lot of canadians will go to great lengths to point out when something is from canada. oh, yeah, that was invented in canada. she's from canada, he's from canada. >> i notice. i'm not like that.

i think there was a time i was. canadians are very, very quick to lay claim to things. anything that's kind of touched through, even if somebody happened to put their foot over the border, he was like he was canadian for a second! and i don't even know half this. like they're all in a group whatsapp with each other. >> jimmy: it's time to play "is it canadian?" is the name. [ cheers and applause ] we went through a lot of titles. >> that's nice. what a graphic. >> jimmy: thank you. you know where that graphic was made? >> don't say it. >> jimmy: we have a -- >> china? >> jimmy: yeah. "the handmaid's tale." the book. >> the book is canadian, margaret atwood. >> jimmy: that is absolutely correct. we start you off -- >> the show is shot in canada. next question? oh, that's a bonus sound. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, it is. the zipper. is it canadian? >> no. >> jimmy: correct, it is not canadian.

[ applause ] the parachute? >> the chute? [ speaking foreign language ] parachute. yes. >> jimmy: no. the parachute is not canadian. it is croatian, actually. >> is that true? wow. >> jimmy: yeah, they had them before they had planes. >> how quick would this game be in croatia? all right. the parachute, that's it. >> jimmy: and we're done. basketball. >> basketball's canadian. >> jimmy: sorry. >> invented by a canadian, james naismith. >> jimmy: in springfield, massachusetts. so sorry. >> by a canadian. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know what, this is a classic american behavior. [ laughter ] unbelievable. >> jimmy: you're right, i apologize. it's great to see you. congratulations on all your projects. >> thank you so much.

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>> jimmy: our next guest is a youtube superstar whose videos have been seen more than 2 billion times. now she moves to a much bigger screen in a new movie adaptation of "fahrenheit 451." it premieres saturday night on hbo. please welcome lilly singh. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: welcome. i'm told you're also canadian? >> i am canadian. >> jimmy: what's going on? >> yes, i know. there's something in the water, we're awesome. >> jimmy: somebody cracked open the tim hortons or something. you all flocked here. what part of canada are you from? >> toronto. yes. you know that because i said toron-do, not toronto. someone not from there pronounces the "t." >> interesting. i did not t-know that. i was in toronto this weekend as a matter of fact. do you want to take some -- i still have some trivia questions. >> let's do it. >> jimmy: "is it canadian?" are you ready? >> i don't get the graphic? >> jimmy: hawaiian pizza? >> i don't get the graphic? >> jimmy: no. >> fine. hawaiian -- i'm going to say -- m going to hope for no. i'm going with no. >> jimmy: oh, sorry.

hawaiian pizza -- >> why? >> jimmy: indeed an atrocity from canada. >> i apologize. i apologize. >> jimmy: let's try another. flannel. >> i would think that's a yes. >> jimmy: you say yes? >> yes. >> jimmy: it is not canadian. it's from wales. wow. >> can i phone a friend? trudeau? >> jimmy: william h. macy. >> oh -- i'm going to hope yes. >> jimmy: is william h. macy -- no. wow. you're not from canada. you don't know anything about canada. >> do my parents lie? >> jimmy: it's possible. where are your parents? are they there? >> in toronto, yes, moved from india. >> they didn't move with you to the -- you live here now? >> i live here, yes. >> jimmy: do they come visit you? >> they do. they've been out two or three times. >> jimmy: do they stay in your home when you're here? >> if i told my parents they had to stay at a hotel, they would beat me across my face. that is not an option. >> jimmy: they wouldn't take it upon themselves to go, yeah,

maybe we should stay in a hotel? >> they wouldn't know how to do that. >> jimmy: do they stay for a long time when they're here? >> it depends. the first time was a week. second time was a weekend. next time was two days. i like this trend. >> jimmy: it's getting shorter each time. >> my parents are awesome. >> jimmy: eventually you'll just neat at a cinnabon at the airport. >> a stopover. >> jimmy: how did you become so popular on youtube? how did it mushroom? what was it that made it happen? >> you know, honestly -- i ask myself this question. you know what it is? i feel like my success on youtube is because first of all i was sad. i'm going to be honest, very sad when i started making youtube videos. >> jimmy: that helps? >> for sure. everyone that's funny is sad. will, sad. [ laughter ] i know. we're sad. no, i'm kidding. i was not in a good place and i think i was really authentic on screen and i was relatable to an audience that felt like, hey, she's just like us, she's talking about real stuff, she's not this perfect person that has perfectly shaved legs all the time, that's cool. >> jimmy: people are like, you got to watch this girl on youtube, she's so sad. >> so sad.

also i was one of the first south asian females to do comedy on youtube, actually. when i started there was no one that looked like me. >> jimmy: you have big guests on your youtube show. >> yes, i do. >> like the president was on your show. >> michelle obama was on, the first lady was on, yeah. i've had selena gomez, dwayne "the rock" johnson, some really cool people. >> jimmy: dwayne "the rock" johnson, in the wrestling era or the acting era? >> the acting era but i've been obsessed with him since the wrestling era. >> jimmy: what is it about him that obsesses you, that makes you obsessed? >> let me get my scroll. >> jimmy: his appearance? have a crush on him? >> have you seen him? what do you mean? it's a few things. honestly, think he's so charismatic. when i used to watch wrestling i thought he was such a good entertainer. when i grew older, got to learn about him and his business, if you ever have the chance to meet him, he is the world's nicest person. to be that successful and that busy and to be that rich and

famous and still be that nice? i applaud that. >> jimmy: wow. >> he's just the sweetest guy. >> jimmy: i'm just interested in the fact that you were a wrestling viewer, were you a wrestling viewer because of him or do like wrestling? >> i still love wrestling, wrestling's great? >> what is it about wrestling you like so much? >> it's just so dramatic. the drama, the acting. it's like -- it's just so over the top. it's like bollywood, over the top. it's great. they come with their entrances. it's totally acceptable. the undertaker takes three whole minutes to walk to the ring. just -- [ laughter ] three whole minutes, and grown men don't care. they're screaming for three minutes, it's great. i'm like, i want to be that famous where i can take my sweet time and no one cares. >> jimmy: the longer it takes you to walk in the ring, the less time you have to be in the ring getting hit over the head. >> there's grown men that believe the undertaker is a dead man walking, this is a real thing. >> jimmy: yeah, those people are called idiots. [ laughter ] >> no. imagination.

>> jimmy: right. so now you're in this hbo movie which is very, very exciting. it's really rare, i think, that somebody will make the leap from youtube to like hbo, which is about as good as it gets. right? >> it's pretty cool. it's a little different because when i make my youtube videos i get instant gratification. either a, you're ugly, or we love you, right away. you know what i mean? with this, it's a long process of going on a set, not being able to control everything, waiting so long for the film. but it was really cool. >> jimmy: how long ago did you shoot this? >> i shot this -- it was still cold in toronto. it could be even today, to be honest. i think it was about december-ish? >> jimmy: december-ish, okay. in movie terms that's really quickly. >> it is really quick. it was a cool set. there was a lot of fire. a lot of flame throwers. >> jimmy: right, yeah. that's always a bonus. >> still the hottest thing on set was michael b. jordan. >> jimmy: wow, you have a lot of celebrity crushes, don't you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: as a canadian, do you even know what fahrenheit means? [ laughter ]

>> no, so, yeah. i call it "celsius 451." >> jimmy: it's not 451, it would be way too hot. >> i'll tell you, though, as a canadian, i simply refuse to learn the fahrenheits and the miles. i still say pop. i don't say soda. i'm very adamant. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, my canadian-ness. >> jimmy: you're going to be lost a lot. [ laughter ] >> i'm okay with that. i think americans are also lost right now. so that's okay. >> jimmy: you might be right on that. it's very good to have you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. the movie is called "fahrenheit 451." it premieres saturday night on hbo. lilly singh, everybody! be right back with mgmt.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to will arnett, lilly singh and apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. their album is called "little dark age," here with the title track, mgmt! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ breathing in the dark lying on its side the ruins of the day painted with a scar ♪ ♪ and the more i straighten out the less it wants to try the feelings start to rot one wink at a time ♪ ♪ oh forgiving who you are for what you stand to gain just know that if you hide it doesn't go away ♪ ♪ when you get out of bed don't end up stranded horrified

with each stone on the stage my little dark age ♪ ♪ ♪ picking through the cards knowing what's nearby the carvings on the face say they find it hard ♪ ♪ and the engine's failed again all limits of disguise the humor's not the same coming from denial ♪ ♪ oh i grieve in stereo the stereo sounds strange

i know that if you hide it doesn't go away ♪ ♪ if you get out of bed and find me standing all alone open-eyed burn the page my little dark age ♪ ♪ ♪ i grieve in stereo the stereo sounds strange i know that if it hides it doesn't go away ♪ ♪ when you get out of bed and find me standing all alone open-eyed turn the page my little dark age ♪

♪ giddy with delight seeing what's to come the image of the dead dead ends in my mind ♪ ♪ policemen swear to god love's seeping from the guns i know my friends and i would probably turn and run ♪ ♪ if you get out of bed come find us heading for the bridge bring a stone all the rage my little dark age ♪ ♪ i grieve in stereo the stereo sounds strange i know that if you hide it doesn't go away ♪ ♪ if you get out of bed and find me standing all alone open-eyed burn the page my

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