>> thank you for joining us and >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, johnny knoxville, from "world of dance", jenna dewan, u.s. soccer legend brandi chastain, and music from franz ferdinand. and now, hold on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. thank you, thank you. welcome, welcome. very nice. thanks, everybody. thank you. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to each and every one of you for coming. please, sit, relax. we have so much to get through. i don't know how we're going to pack it all in. i want to start tonight with something that is very special

to us here in southern california. this is something that we do better, better than anyplace in the world. there are a lot of things we don't do well around here. we don't have good hot dogs. you see adults riding skateboards which is kind of unacceptable. there are a lot of areas in which we could improve. when it comes to the high-speed chase, no one touches us. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i don't know what it is, i don't know what's going on, but we have a chase on the local news at least once a week here. and i always watch them from beginning to end. once i start watching it, that's it, i'm there until it's over. so this is what happened yesterday. two suspects in a stolen car, and somehow for a time they managed to throw off the news helicopters. watch. there's a switch when they go under the tunnel. so watch this. >> back to the 60 freeway. back and forth, back and forth. doesn't seem to me this guy has any clear indication or clear idea of what he wants to do or trying to accomplish other than sustain things and avoid being

taken into custody at this point. so technically we are northbound here just north of the 60 freeway, it looks like he's pulling into a driveway here. don't know what business that is but look is like it might be a gas station of some sort. gas station it is. is he going to park? here we go. the guy's actually parked. the guy's actually parked. i don't have any -- well, i do have a ground unit here. >> he is getting out. >> wow. look at that, okay. look at this guy, my goodness. there's the i.d. brown boots, dark-colored pants, wearing an orange and yellow vest -- an orange vest with yellow reflectors. he's into the mini mart. he's into a little market there. >> do we have the right car? >> jimmy: no, no. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a shell game. the other car was driving -- that is the most dramatic scene of a man going into a mini mart to buy cheetos i've ever seen. so we have that. we also have a new "american idol." anybody know who the new "american idol" is?

okay, good. i was hoping somebody would. congratulations to maddie poppe who beat caleb hutchinson last night to be crowned "american idol" 2018. on top of winning a title, both maddie and caleb won a vacation. >> this is for you. and this is for you. because we are sending you, our official top two, on a vacation to hawaii. congratulations. look at that fun you're going to have! >> jimmy: that's right. have a great trip. whoever survives the lava will be declared american idol. that's what's happening on kilauea, hot lava is hitting the ocean. there's glass and toxic air. essentially hawaii's experiencing the final scene of "moana" right now.

the good news is the volcanic eruptions will not affect the shoot schedule of "hawaii 5-0." i repeat, it will not affect shooting of "hawaii 5-0" so tell your grandparents to relax. [ cheers and applause ] at the white house this is what's happening. a sinkhole has opened up on the white house lawn, which is very interesting. and weird. because exactly one year ago today, a sinkhole opened at mar-a-lago. and now there's one outside the white house. i'm starting to think maybe god's aim is slightly off. [ laughter ] that's a closer look. we sure this is a sinkhole and not one of melania's escape tunnels? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i don't want to read into it. she did ask for a headlamp for mother's day. the president right now is trying to stop his deal with kim jong-un from sinking into the ground. trump met at the white house with the president of south korea today. his aides spent all morning

prepping him. they said this is not kim jong-un of north korea, it's moon jae-in of south korea. you got it? moon, not un. fantastic, moon. no, not moon. let's start again what does a cow say? anyway. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the president really wants this summit to happen. he wants the summit with north korea to happen so badly that his aides are concerned that if they do meet, his overeagerness will give kim jong-un leverage. in other words, he moved on korea like a bitch, and now he's in a fit. i have to say i haven't read "the art of the deal," but i feel like maybe don't start a negotiation by awarding yourself the nobel prize for it. [ laughter ] maybe wait until the meeting happens before that. not only that, even though the meeting is now in doubt, the white house yesterday, this is for real. they released a commemorative coin, a challenge coin, depicting the historic meeting between trump and kim jong-un. a meeting that may never take place.

i like the "us weekly" style tear down the middle. do you think if a summit never happens, will the coin be worth more or less? will it become a collector's item? or will we ship it off to a third world country like they do with the new england patriots super bowl lii championship shirts? [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to go with more. this is interesting too. you know how trump frequently makes mistakes in his tweets? over the weekend he wrote melanie instead of melania. or use all caps or air quotes for no apparent reason. turns out the president has staffers who help him compose those tweets. according to the "boston globe," the staffers add grammatical errors to make it seem more authentically donald trump. really. they do this because they believe tweets with errors in them make the president more relatable. and they do, to idiots. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

i mean, i knew some of those tweets weren't written by him, i just assumed an angry pigeon grabbed his phone and started pecking. i have some exciting personal news to share. you know, if you watch this show regularly, you know that for the better part of a year i've been trying to get people to start calling donald trump jr. djtj. it's donald j. trump jr., so it works. but no one's doing it except for me. until last night. at long light a prominent member of the mainstream media became the first to join me on board. ladies and gentlemen, i would like to welcome to team djtj none other than brian williams. >> michael, on a political score, this can't be good for the man jimmy kimmel insists all media call djtj, donald j. trump jr. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, bw. that's a great lesson. it goes to show you dreams really do come true. here's something for those of you who enjoy starbucks but have

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. last night. last night not only did we name a new american idol, not only did we name a new dancing star, we also crowned a new miss usa last night. miss nebraska is our new miss usa. after a virtuoso performance in the swimsuit competition. she's really talented. a lot of people say miss usa and pageants like it are tone deaf and demeaning to women. but i don't know, i happen to think reciting maya angelou while splashing around in a bikini is exactly what this country needs right now. [ applause ] this is good. this is from major league soccer match between the l.a. galaxy, our hometown team, and the montreal impact. the galaxy won the game but not before their star forward ibrahimovic might have delivered the worst performance by a professional athlete since kazam.

>> something happened here off the ball from zlatan ibrahimovic. here you see it. zlatan doesn't like it. should be a red card. hands to the face, something officials in major league soccer have been taught to pay close attention to this season -- >> jimmy: a red card and a s.a.g. card for that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] maybe he fell down because he was overcome with guilt? here's another soccer story. brandi chastain, one of the great american soccer players of all-time, she won two olympic gold medals and two world cups. last night, to honor her many achievements, brandi was inducted into the bay area sports hall of fame. and at the ceremony, they unveiled this plaque. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: exactly.

it looks nothing like brandi at all. it looks more like a russian power lifter mid-squat. brandi handled it with a lot of grace. she was very nice about it. but i didn't, i have a lot of questions about this. so we tracked brandi down today. joining us now from san jose is brandi chastain. hello, brandi, how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] first of all, congratulations on this honor. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: so you're at the ceremony. did they unveil the plaque? how did it happen, exactly? >> they had all the plaques up on a podium. and the athletes were in the room with media and family and friends. and we were asked to stand next to them and take photos. to be honest with you, i didn't really look at it as i came up. i was looking at all the other ones. i stood next to it. happily taking pictures. and i looked down, i saw -- [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: but you kept quiet? >> something struck me as odd. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but, you know -- >> jimmy: let's take a look at that again if we can. let's just get a real good shot of that plaque as it played. yeah. okay. >> yep. yeah. so i -- you know. i didn't -- not a big deal. but i didn't want to make a scene. and one of the gentlemen i had been working with came over and i said, hey, can you look at the nose? i don't have a bridge on the nose on my plaque. look at all the other ones. >> jimmy: or the hair or that -- i don't even imagine you wearing that collar, to be honest. [ laughter ] do you know who this artist is and why he or she hates you? >> no. no. i don't, no. i mean, it's -- it's been a good laugh. it's been a great day of laughter. >> jimmy: i have to -- >> i'm going to tell you something. >> jimmy: yeah. >> people have been saying,

what's the best thing you've heard about what name, who does it look like? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm going to have to say that yours is now the power lifter one is pretty good. >> jimmy: it is. there's a grimace there that is reminiscent of some kind of physical exertion going on. who do you think it looks like? is there anyone that pops to mind when you see it? >> well yeah. too many, unfortunately. not my name. but mickey rooney. he was so sweet. >> jimmy: now is mickey rooney good at soccer at all? did mickey rooney win any world cups or anything like that? >> no, but he was very talented as i'm sure you know, and he had a very long career, so we have a couple things in common, i guess. >> jimmy: there were some other people inducted into the bay area hall of fame. let's take a look at their plaques. first of all, harris barton of the niners. that one looked pretty good. matt cain from the giants. that one looks pretty good. and we've got tim hardaway from the golden state warriors. that one looked really good. and then yours. yeah.

so what's going to happen now? are they going to redo the plaque? >> i've been in discussions with them. and they're gracious. they obviously didn't want this to happen. they didn't want there to be any controversy. for me the most important thing is not so much the plaque, is the great work that they do. they did say they would like to give it another chance. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm sure it will be great. >> jimmy: will you get approval over it before they release the next one? >> they did say that that would be possible, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: brandi, what are they going to do with the old one? will you get to keep that? >> oh, good question. >> jimmy: yeah. you should have that. because that's a -- that's a real memento, you know? >> i might want to hang that in my garage, yeah. >> jimmy: well, thank you, brandi. congratulations on making the hall of fame. and my apologies about the plaque, i don't know how that happened. >> really, jimmy, let me just tell you, it's really important that i do add that what the bay area sports hall of fame does is

incredibly important in our community and communities like ours which is helping at-risk kids through sports. and so i want to tell the hall of fame that i'm really grateful for the induction, and i know what they do is really good work. and i hope that they can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that nobody's upset about this. we all had a good time with it. and we want them to continue doing good work. >> jimmy: you are very nice, brandi. brandi chastain, everybody! world's nicest person. all right. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. tonight on the show, music from franz ferdinand, jenna dewan is here. and we'll be right back with johnny knoxville. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by waymo. fully self-driving cars have arrived.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the show. tonight we have the host of "world of dance," jenna dewan is here with us. their latest album is called "always ascending," franz ferdinand from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow night we're going to have a show too. tomorrow night, shailene woodley, jordan klepper and music from blink 182. and thursday, samantha bee, dylan minnette, and anderson paak. our first guest is an actor, writer, producer and immortal being who risks his life for you. the moviegoer. he plays the owner of the world's most dangerous amusement park in "action point." it opens in theaters a week from friday. please welcome johnny knoxville. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: how are you? so i learned something interesting. i didn't realize this. because i assumed -- now "action point" is based on a park called action park, the amusement park. >> the most dangerous theme park of all-time. the owner is like, i'm not going to hassle kids with rules, i'll leave safety up to them, "lord of the flies" with booze and weed. >> jimmy: i've been to action park many times. it's in vernon, new jersey. we'd drive up there, you could get in with coke cans, a whole thing. it really was -- every member of my family was injured in that park at some point in time or another. they called the traction park. class action park. the lawyers called it. people would drown in the wave pool. there was an alpine slide that you could just go flying off of. there was no rail at all. there was a water slide that held one person that went in a -- like in a flip. now imagine getting stuck in that thing. >> oh, the 360 loop is what you're talking about.

>> jimmy: yes. >> a water slide, it looked like a bunch of kids built it because that's what it was, a bunch of kids built it. >> jimmy: yep. my 86-year-old grandfather went through that water slide. and received a standing ovation at the end when he was spit out of this thing. >> just that he made it through is amazing. >> jimmy: miraculous. he actually passed away. but yeah, yeah. >> oh, sorry. >> jimmy: but -- so i of course was very interested in this that you cooked up. you shot this thing -- then on top of it, not only was action park so dangerous, you got injured how many times making this movie? >> more than i have on any other film. i don't have a number. but it was just like -- four concussions. >> jimmy: for you to say more than any other film is significant. >> yes, yes. there was a lot. >> jimmy: your eyeball popped out of your head, right? >> there was that. that happened twice. >> jimmy: you got two. >> four concussions, two blowout

fractures of my left eye caused by a broken orbital lamina in my face which i didn't know i had. i blew my nose, my eye popped out. i'm like, i must have a broken orbital lamina. whiplash, stitches. i lost -- oh, that was before reshoots. i lost a couple -- two and a half teeth in reshoots. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> and got another concussion. so that was my fourth concussion. >> jimmy: that is in the same incident or two different incidents? >> i got a concussion and lost teeth in one incident. >> jimmy: do you go to the hospital for the concussion or the dentist for the teeth? where does the ambulance stop first? >> i diagnose myself for the concussion. and call my dentist for my tooth. the front one was almost parallel with the roof of my mouth. he's like, okay, you have a night guard, so just -- i had to pull the front one forward to get it into the night guard. that didn't feel great. >> jimmy: so you're really like a bad stuntman.

[ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: if you were to hire a stunt man, you'd be like, this guy's no good, he gets hurt every single time. >> well, my stunts are designed to fail. i think other stunt men, theirs are designed to succeed. if i succeed, i fail. >> jimmy: right, that's a tough spot to be in. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so we have a clip here. this is -- and you know what i think about this stuff. like i worry about you. but let's have a look here at a clip from "action point." >> this is going to be tricky at best. that pool's tiny. >> it's the worst idea for an attraction. >> it's not an attraction, it's a stunt we can charge adm wre g bundle. let's see what this baby can do! you guys ready down there? >> oh, wrong way! [ applause ] >> jimmy: so that's you. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: okay.

because -- the reason i ask if it's you is because let's play that in slow motion, if we could. let's take a look at this stunt that you felt it necessary to be you. that we cannot see you at all. that could be oprah winfrey. flying through that house. and we would have no idea that it was not you. you could have had anybody do that. >> i know! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you needed to be the guy. >> there was a front angle which firmly established it was me. but it looked fake because i was coming at such a rate of speed, we didn't put it in the movie. it looked like we sped up the footage. i'm like, no one's going to believe that, let's not use it. >> jimmy: unbelievable. you had a live bear, you have a scene in the movie where you're just laying there and the bear comes -- chasing you up a tree, it just kind of comes down. was this bear like drugged? was it just -- >> no, they -- the owners, we got from it a place called the gentle jungle.

one trainer was named sled. the other was named steve martin. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah. that's right. and we had to fly that bear all the way from here to capetown. the only kodiak bear to ever be in south africa. and from what i understand the last one to be in south africa. >> jimmy: wow, really. >> yeah. >> jimmy: then how do they get it to not kill you? >> well, they -- they had a very serious talk with me about -- i had to respect them, because you know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they're like, if we tell you to do something, do something. if he gets excited, he's trained but he's a bear, so we know pretty much what's going to happen. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> those guys are total pros. aside from some vigorous sniffing, i was -- he was very well behaved. >> you were unmauled. >> yes, unmauled. >> jimmy: that's the only thing that didn't hurt you on the movie. what about the kids in the movie? when they see you getting hurt all the time do they become fearful for their own safety? >> there was a girl, she was

about 11 when i was doing the reshoots. and i was doing a chin-up and the bar popped. and i came down. i overrotated. instead of the bar hitting me here, it hit me here in the mouth. i fell on my head. i went night-night for a little bit. and i told her before, like look, if something happens, i'm just having fun. if i appear i'm sleeping, i'm just play sleeping. so when i didn't wake up for a little bit she thought i was play sleeping. >> jimmy: i see, play sleeping. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. she laughed harder than anyone on the set. >> jimmy: so you were told, i guess. so what about your kids? how old are your kids? >> well, i have a 6-year-old girl, an 8-year-old boy, and a 22-year-old daughter. >> jimmy: uh-huh, right. now your 8-year-old boy, rocco -- >> what a peach. >> jimmy: he's a really nice kid, rocco. well, i don't know -- you know, we went camping and he seemed like a good kid to me.

>> well, he's -- he's sweet. but he's a little excitable. we just had the parent/teacher conference not too long ago. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask you about that. you did send me a couple of pictures -- >> immediately. as soon as i got out of the parent/teacher conference i immediately e-mailed you. >> jimmy: your wife, your wife is a lovely woman. >> so sweet. >> jimmy: very normal. never -- like if she was a friend and you were a friend and you were both single i'd be, well, no, we're not fixing those two up. he is not for her in any way. so what happens at this parent/teacher conference? >> well, the first one with my daughter went great. >> jimmy: was great, okay. >> totally attentive, is doing wonderful. and then we walked across the way to rocco's parent/teacher conference. and it -- it started out slow and kind of petered out. apparently he has trouble with knowing when it's appropriate to talk, and the content is a problem.

>> jimmy: i see. >> he'll raise his hand and the teacher knows -- i can tell by the look on his face that he's going to say something. raises his hand. is this appropriate, rocco? uh-huh. when i was born, my head was so big that i couldn't come out the -- the natural way. so i had to come out the other way. [ laughter ] and telling the kids that. or he'll give advice to the girls in the class. he'll raise his hand. yes, rocco? whatever you do, ladies, don't get drunk on your wedding night. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's actually good advice. >> coming from an 8-year-old? >> jimmy: so while this was happening, while the teacher was kind of talking to you and your wife -- >> oh my god, i wasn't the best. she was looking to me for help. but naomi, my wife's reactions were so good. i was just taking photos of my wife the whole time. >> jimmy: and this was --

>> there's one. these are all -- yeah. there's a host of pictures. that was on the -- my head had to come out the other way story. >> jimmy: when she's putting her head back in. well, she is a lucky lady, i will say that. it's very good to see you. enough with this. it's time for stunt men now. you have children at home. >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: you don't, you're going to do it again. the movie's very funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's called "action point." it opens in theaters a week from friday. johnny knoxville, everybody! we'll be right back. hear that sizzle? yeah. red lobster's lobster & shrimp summerfest is back! get all the lobster and shrimp you crave, together in so many new ways. there's new cedar plank seafood bake. tender maine lobster and shrimp, cedar roasted to perfection. or new caribbean lobster and shrimp. sweet pineapple salsa on grilled rock lobster, paired with jumbo coconut shrimp. and wait. there's lobster & shrimp overboard!

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when the worst oil spill hit san francisco, first responders went to work. and mayor gavin newsom, he went to hawaii. man: newsome left the day after the spill for a four-day vacation in hawaii. the same gavin who said his job as lieutenant governor was so dull, he only showed up for work at the state capitol one day a week, tops. gavin's not gonna work as governor. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. franz ferdinand is on the way. my greatest passion is for dance. i'm pleased to announce "world of dance" premieres a week from

tonight on nbc. our next guest is the host of that show. please welcome jenna dewan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi, guys. >> jimmy: do you do your own stunts? >> i do. funny enough. >> jimmy: dancing is a kind of a dangerous thing, right? >> yeah it is. it is. and because i'm -- somewhat short, i'm a little petite, so i'm always the one getting thrown and up doing all the crazy stunts. >> jimmy: into the air, the smallest person gets tossed into the air. >> yeah and you hurt yourself. >> jimmy: you do, because they're not always there to catch you? >> they don't always catch you. >> jimmy: it seems the person who throws you in the air should be responsible for catching you afterwards. >> yeah, yeah. no, i did a really big stunt in hawaii with janet and he threw me in the air -- >> jimmy: janet jackson. >> you know janet. >> jimmy: i always think "reno"

when i hear "janet." >> you know jan, her and i. i did this huge stunt. they dropped me on my head. so i came down completely on my head. blacked out. then i would wake up, come to, and everyone's looking at me. i was like, that was really bad, huh? i fell on my head. is that why i don't remember things? i thought it was because of my daughter. i think it's getting dropped. >> jimmy: any time you don't remember what happened, something bad happened. you were a dancer with janet jackson. >> yeah, i was. >> jimmy: how did that wind up happening? >> well, i came out to l.a., going to college. i auditioned for her video. actually, she came into the room, she was like, everyone can leave, jenna, can you stay? and i was like, am i being fired? what's going on here? she walks in, she's like, do you want to go on tour with me? and i just freaked out. that was my dream job. >> jimmy: she did that herself? >> yeah, herself. she's amazing like that. >> jimmy: was she a good boss to you? >> a really great boss. she's a very generous boss. she would give us amazing gifts. >> jimmy: what would she give

you? what does janet jackson give to her dancers? >> a few things. so i have like a blinged-out diamond watch, which by the way, should everything go away, i can sell this watch. >> jimmy: right. >> it's an amazing watch. but then on valentine's day -- and mind you, i'm 19 on tour with janet, so i'm baby, baby naive. she gives you like a box of -- like vibrators. >> jimmy: really. >> like, how do i put this? yeah, like a pleasure chest. >> jimmy: everyone got that? >> we all got it. >> jimmy: or did she just decide you needed it? [ laughter ] >> no, all the dancers, all the dancers. still i was like, what is this? i was mind blown. >> jimmy: that's very thoughtful. it's also got to be kind of uncomfortable as everybody hits the hay for the night. >> yeah, yeah. a little bit like, bye, guys, see ya later! >> jimmy: i've got to run by 7-eleven and grab some batteries, anybody need anything? >> yeah, let's see what you look like tomorrow, we all come in glowing. >> jimmy: i'd imagine traveling with janet jackson has to be an

experience unlike any, a first-class type of thing. >> yes, it's really great. i was in college, going to usc. i went from dorm life to being on private jets. >> right into it, really. >> right away. at one time -- i have this really great story. one time we were in rehearsal, rehearsing for the hbo special. she comes in and she's like, so everybody pack your bags, we're going to fly to anguilla tomorrow and rehearse for two weeks. everybody's celebrating. i'm like, where is anguilla? i have no idea. i'm on the phone googling. do i need a swimsuit, a ski suit? i had no idea. we went, we stayed at kaptualuca, incredible resort. wake up, go out on the beach, lay out, then rehearse from like 2:00 to 7:00, then go to the clubs, then repeat for two weeks. who does that? >> jimmy: gosh, i wish i had really learned to dance for janet jackson.

[ laughter ] >> you too could have been in anguilla. >> jimmy: rehearsing on the sand like rio. >> 10:00 in the morning, rehearse at night. >> jimmy: did you rehearse on the beach or in a room? >> no, we rehearsed in an abandoned shack she had mirrors put up and we would just -- like for two weeks, insane. >> jimmy: unbelievable. did you keep in touch with her? >> yeah, i saw her at the billboard awards, yeah. >> jimmy: you honored her at the billboard awards. >> yeah. i saw her, went into her trailer, we have a love fest. >> jimmy: i would hope so. >> janet, she was my dream to work for. >> jimmy: really. >> we were like, you know -- she's mama. i was her kid. she called me her kid. >> jimmy: she gave her kid vibrators? >> i know! [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's weird. >> a little bizarre? >> jimmy: now her kid is grown up. you're hosting "world of dance." which as show that a lot of the acts are from different countries, right? >> yeah, that's great. it's literally world of dance, from all over the world. >> jimmy: then you have to interview them, then a lot of them don't speak english, right?

>> yeah, which is fun. i'm sure you've done -- i had a really funny moment where -- so there's a lot of acts, you're talking to them, they don't speak english. talking to the translator. one act from asia, do you have a thing with dance group names? >> jimmy: they're the best. >> the funniest names. >> jimmy: they're even better than band names. >> way better. this group from asia called morning of owl. and i was like, hm. interesting. >> jimmy: morning of owl. like the bird? okay. >> so i'm interviewing them, everyone -- you know, they just say, good luck, have a great time. i see the producers are, wrap it up. i'm like, no, no. why are you called morning of owl? i need to know. >> jimmy: because owls aren't out in the morning. >> no. the translator's like -- i'm going to need a few more minutes. so the owl, like the owl -- so basically, it ended up being it's something like new beginnings, wisdom. >> jimmy: i see. >> i didn't get it. >> jimmy: you eliminated them, i

hope. >> no. >> jimmy: they stayed? >> well, shoot, can i say that? they did a really good job. >> jimmy: it's a secret. it's very good to see you. congratulations on season 2 of the show. it's called "world of dance." it comes back a week from tonight on nbc. jenna dewan, everybody! be right back with franz ferdinand! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to johnny knoxville and jenna dewan. and apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. this is their album "always ascending." here with the song "glimpse of love," franz ferdinand! ♪ won't someone bring bring me just a glimpse of love love love ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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