washington. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- denzel washington, director bobcat goldthwait, the 12th annual belly flop competition, and music from dawes. and now, hold on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, thanks for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for everything. that's very nice. i'm glad to have you here. i have to tell you, it was a big day at my house today. because our youngest daughter jane turned 4 today.

which is fun. it's fun for the -- [ cheers and applause ] for the most part it's fun. the cake is fun, the presents are fun, the balloons, everything is fun except the pina pinata. sunday we had a party for a pinata, which really brings out the worst in children in every possible way. i feel like the pinata is mexico's revenge on us for electricitying donald trump. the idea is with these pinatas you find the cartoon character your child loves most, then you give them a stick to beat the skittles out of it. make not sense. you can't have a party without one, it's the law now. my daughter loves "paw patrol" which if you haven't seen it is a show about canadian dogs who operate very expensive machinery. [ laughter ] to help humans, who can't seem to do anything for themselves. she loves it. every day with the "paw patrol." r bthday she for aaw patrol" na. it wasn't shaped like anything,

a rectangle with four dogs on it, one of which was chase, her favorite dog, a police dog. we hang the pinata, all the kids take tenders beating it and each other. the parents are like, watch the stick, don't swing back, stay behind, everybody away from the stick! brandon, brandon, the stick! it's madness. it takes forever. finally they crack this thing open. and the candy comes out. they all dive in and fight each other for it, horrible. like black friday for kids. [ laughter ] it's like filene's basement is what it's like. they collect the candy off the ground, which as great lesson, eating candy off the ground, and they're happy. it's a violent halloween celebration. once everything settles down and the thrill of wrestling for a reese's pieces has passed, my wife notices jane staring at what remains of this pinata that has been assaulted and beaten to a pulp by dozens of crazed, stick-wielding children.

these cute little dogs, ryder and his team of pups are in destroyed, in little puppy pieces on the ground. jane looks at it and says to no one in particular, "i can't believe we beat up chase." then she goes, and i don't know where she got this, "look at those guys, they never saw it coming." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] she's right. these guys never saw it coming. and now they're dead. and now who will protect the hapless citizens of adventure bay? you think mayor humdinger's going to step in and do it? oh, i don't think. where's -- oh, guillermo -- can i have the remote for a second? guillermo is -- had a knee surgery. so we've got him -- >> hi, there! [ cheers and applause ]

thank you all, thank you! >> jimmy: it's just a knee surgery, there's no need for an ovation. how is your knee feeling? >> it's feeling better little by little. >> jimmy: last night i was left unprotected. this night we hook you up to a remote control, in case i need you all i have to do is this. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you see? are you nervous at all? >> a little bit. yeah. >> jimmy: don't be nervous. i'm perfectly well trained in this. >> all right. ai-yi-yi! remember, i'm not a pinata! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, back to your spot, there you go. hey, maybe later we'll take you out on the 405 and see what happens. >> yeah, sure, yeah, why not. >> jimmy: we have a fun show for you tonight.s

ts, denzel washington and bobcat. the return of a beloved summertime tradition, our 12th annual pedestrian belly flop competition. every summer we set up a swimming pool in back of our theater. that's the pool. we invite people who happen to be strolling by on hollywood boulevard to change into a bathing suit and flop into it. my cousin sal is out on hollywood boulevard right now. hi, sal. >> what's happening, jimmy? how are you doing? >> jimmy: what do you look for in a belly flop where you're pulling these people over? >> i just hope that no one has diarrhea, that's basically it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's meet some of these people who hopefully don't have that -- >> we don't need a repeat of 2012, that's for sure. >> jimmy: hi there what's your name? >> chris from cincinnati. >> jimmy: are you here on vacation? >> my son got married in san diego. >> jimmy: congratulations, do you like the new bride? >> i love her, actually. >> jimmy: you were in the

wedding? >> i was. >> jimmy: did you wear that shirt? >> no, i did not. >> jimmy: would you mind taking that shirt off for us? not right this second. but we'd like you to flop into our pool in our belly flop competition. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: all right, very good. thank you, chris. [ cheers and applause ] that's a big man. it will be tough to beat chris. who else do you have out there? hi, what is your name? >> elvina. it's a russian name but i'm from belgium. >> jimmy: oh, i'm sorry about what happened today. >> yeah, i know. i watched the game. >> jimmy: you did. >> yeah it sucked. >> jimmy: tonight you will get a chance to bring pride to your thags, finally. >> yeah, i'm going to try, do my best. >> jimmy: would you like to be part of our belly flop competition? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: okay, very good, all right. [ cheers and applause ] send them all through. we've got the pool out back. oh, look at that, there's chris. hey, chris, how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ]

so last night, i don't know if you watched, president trump made his pick for the supreme court. he chose brett cavenaugh. he narrowed his candidates down to three, but in the end brett kavanaugh was the white man for the job. trump said kavanaugh was one of the sharpest legal minds of our time. that's coming from the guy who told michael cohen to write "porn stash bribe" in the memo line of his check. there's a report president trump may have made a secret deal with justice kennedy, who agreed to leave if trump agreed to replace him with brett kavanaugh, his friend. i don't know. let's be honest. a secret deal requires two things donald trump is not capable of. keeping a secret, and making a deal. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] for democrats, as you might imagine, they're not happy. they've vowed to wage a fierce battle against the nominee. they're already preparing some very strong words. even a few zingers, i'm told.

but no one was more upset about this nomination than people who were watching "the bachelorette" last night. because trump made his announcement right smack dab in the middle of bachelorette becca's bahamas drama. fans took to twitter to express their displeasure. for instance, very rude of president trump to interrupt "the bachelorette" with the new supreme court nominee. okay, not that i don't care about the country and supreme court and whatnot, but honestly this is so rude interrupting "the bachelorette." let me know why donald trump is cutting into my "bachelorette" time, i don't care who your nominee for the supreme court is, but i do care who gets this mother f'ing rose. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, trump's supreme court nomination just disrupted "the bachelorette," now i understand the holes that white boys punch in walls. [ laughter ] that's a thing. i do get this. we watch the trump show all day long every day. he could give us two hours to

watch "the bachelorette" in peace, right? he couldn't do that at 5:00? oh, hi, how are you doing? yeah right out in the back. that's the next first lady, i think. [ laughter ] president trump is out of the country right now. he's in brussels for the nato summit. the nato summit is a rare chance for the president to insult our allies in person, instead of on twitter. before he left town today he did one of his classic impromptu qs and as on the white house lawn where he weighed in on the rumor that he gave kim jong-un an elton john cd of the song "rocket man." >> they didn't give it. i have it for him. they didn't give it but it will be given at a certain period. i actually do -- i actually do have a little gift for him. but you'll find out what that gift is when i give it. >> jimmy: well, that sounds --

sounds like sex talk to me, i don't know. [ laughter ] i don't know what's scarier, the fact that our president is joking around with ruthless dictators? or that he still listens to cds. you know? oh, we have some more? [ cheers and applause ] oh, there we go. lead everyone through. hi, there. hi, guys, how are you? hi, welcome. yes, yes, yes. all right. at least half of those people got lost on a tour. all right. so that's going on. belly flops are coming up. before we get to that major international sporting event, today was the first of two semi finals at the world cup. france beat belgium to move on to the finals. they're going to face the winner of england and croatia tomorrow. it was a tight game, only one goal was scored but an exciting

game. while the french won the match, it was the belgians who shined brightest in this, "the world cup play of the day." ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. another win for man buns. we're going to take a break. when we come back, pedestrian bellies will be flopped in our 12th annual -- [ cheers and applause ] -- pedestrian belly flop, so stick around!

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show. denzel washington and bobcat gold sha wait and mawsic from daus is coming. first it is time for our 12th annual pedestrian belly flop competition. let's go to our official flop guard, guillermo. i know you're injured but if someone were to start drowning would you be able to jump in and save them? >> yes, sure, of course, for sure. >> jimmy: great, that was convincing. he is the culture expert on the hugely popular netflix series "queer eye." say hello to karamo brown. >> hey, everyone, how are you doing? >> jimmy: thanks for coming. isn't it true that what matters most is what's on the inside of a belly flop? >> completely, it's all about the heart that you give when you hit that water. >> jimmy: let's remember that when we are assessing scores. >> i will.

>> jimmy: thank you, karamo. next up, host of the sirius xm radio show "conversations with maria munoz" and founder of after buzz tv, maria menounos. >> hi! >> jimmy: you technically have no belly at all, are you qualified to judge a flop of this type? >> yeah, i don't, huh? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yes, i believe that i am qualified. >> jimmy: what are you looking for here in a flopper? >> i'm looking for style and finesse. >> jimmy: nice. very good. the anchor position, you know him as bennie on "modern family." rico rodriguez. rico, what's up? be honest with me. is this the highlight of your summer so far? >> it really is, jimmy. i am so happy to be here. illermo,ngutca ofht, we're happy 1 to 10, 10 being best. and here is chris.

wow. when your new son-in-law gets a load of his new -- >> yeah wait till he sees this. >> jimmy: you're really filling out that speedo. are you ready? are you done this before, chris? >> no, i've never done this before. >> jimmy: never done a belly flop? >> no. >> jimmy: boy, it looks like you were born to do this. here we go. we're going to count it down then just try to -- as much skin hits as much water as possible. that's the key. count it down, guillermo. t! ? here we go. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you what -- >> oh my gosh! >> jimmy: for the first time that was quite impressive. let's go to the instant replay in slow motion. you can see he did indeed -- >> do h towels? >> jimmy: let's go to the judges for their scores. let's start with karamo. >> i'm giving him a 10, first of all for how wet i am, also the

style of those speedos, are you kidding me? >> jimmy: glad you like them. maria, you give him a what? >> jimmy, i thought this was a belly flop contest, not a wet t-shirt contest. i'm soaking wet. i got to give him a 10. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> wow. >> jimmy: this might be over right off the bat. finally, rico? >> that is a tough decision, a 10. >> jimmy: rico got peer pressured into a 10. chris, congratulations. that's a 30. really, i mean -- there's no way to lose right now. >> yeah, that's good. first place all started off. >> jimmy: you looked great. thank you for doing that. cousin sal has a hot dog for you, enjoy. let's meet our next flopper, here from belgium where the president is currently vacationing. say hello to elvina. are you here on vacation right now? >> yeah, actually.

i are. >> jimmy: you are, very good. have you ever tried a belly flop before? >> not on television in america, so. >> jimmy: well, the score to beat is a 30, so best of luck to you, guillermo's going to count you down. here we go. guillermo? >> three, two, one! >> jimmy: here goes elvina. well. let's look at the replay. if there are points assessed for pain, i think elvina -- but that's the idea, you want to form a pocket of air with your body. let's see what the judges think. we'll start again with karamo. >> i'm giving it anf the pain that she endured. but we didn't get wet. >> jimmy: that is a good point, you do have to wet the judges. maria, you say? >> i'm going to give her an 8. she was a little trep dashs there. >> jimmy: yes. she's visiting a foreign land and we madeki.

and rico? >> i'll go with a 9. >> jimmy: a 9, another generous score from rico. elvina, very well done, you got a 25, that's pretty good. but unfortunately i think your country lost again today. >> yeah, i know. i watched the game. it sucked. >> jimmy: we have a very american treat for you, that's called a hot dog. enjoy, all right? all right, there you go, elvina. our next flopper -- is a big gentleman. this is roger. hello, roger. [ cheers and applause ] roger. >> yeah? >> jimmy: where are you from, roger? >> inglewood. >> jimmy: inglewood. where it's all good, right? >> yep. >> jimmy: and it is all good indeed. i really think to beat chris you have to -- that's a t t t greeting. all right. let's give it your all. 110%. here is roger with his turn in the belly flop competition. guillermo, do it. >> three, two, one!

>> jimmy: here comes roger. >> that was awesome! >> jimmy: oh, see? let's look at that again if we could. in slow motion. and here comes roger. he gets up pretty high for a big gentleman. i mean, where do you go from that? if chris got a 30, what does roger get? karamo? >> roger gets an 11 from me. roger, you're the man! >> jimmy: an 11 for roger. maria? >> i kind of hit my face, i didn't get as wet this time, a 10. >> jimmy: 10 is good. and rico? >> okay, i got pretty soaked. i have to give it a 10. >> jimmy: all right, roger. you're in the lead, roger. 31 points.

congratulations. they said that no one could ever top a perfect score. >> that proves them wrong. >> jimmy: guess what, they were wrong, that's right. you proved that dreams do come true. thank you, roger. we have more flopping to come. later on we will crown a belly flop champion. this is so exciting. we have a great show for you tonight. music from daus, bobcat goldthwa goldthwait, and be right back with denzel washington. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the men's wearhouse suit drive. ngs, sprint engineers. i've analyzed the data. sprint has the network built for unlimited. yet some humans choose to pay so much more with verizon when they could be saving with sprint. don't forget we've got the best price for unlimited. and, sprint offers 50% off a samsung galaxy s9 lease. just $16.50 per month. we must tell all humans. totally, you should find joanne in marketing a.s.a.p. joanne in marketing tell humans about 50% off a.s.a.p. (vo) get 50% off a galaxy s9 lease.

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>> jimmy: the belly flopping continues. tonight, a very talented man, he has a new show called on trutv. "bobcat goldthwait's misfits & monsters," bobcat goldthwait is here. [ cheers and applause ] then, their latest album is called "passwords." dawes from the mercedes-benz stage. you can see dawes live on tour starting august 2nd in oakland, california. tomorrow, dax shepard and kathryn hahn will join us, and we'll have music from jason mraz. please join us too. our first guest tonight is one of the greatest actors that ever was, with two oscars, two golden globes and a federal holiday

with his name on it. starting july 20th, you can see hi driver ever in "the equalizer 2." please welcome denzel washington. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: good to see you. >> good to be seen by you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, excuse me. in advance. perhaps this is a personal question. but are you the belly flopping type? >> i'm developing my belly as we speak. in preparation for 2020. >> jimmy: i see. hey, i do want to thank you for something. i don't even know if you're aware of this. but when i hosted the oscars, not last year but the year before --

>> yeah, yeah, yeah? >> jimmy: i was on stage, and of course there was a little mix-up at the end of the show. i was confused as was everyone, except for you. because i didn't know what exactly to do and i looked out in the audience and you were looking at me and you go -- you pointed at barry jenkins, the director of "moonlight." and you go, bring him to the mike! and i was like, uh, yeah, okay. >> i saved the oscars. >> jimmy: you saved me and the oscars. [ cheers and applause ] you took charge. >> i didn't win an oscar, i just saved it. >> jimmy: i think saving the oscars is even more important than winning an oscar. >> probably, yeah. >> jimmy: for sure. so thank you for that. how are you doing? >> great. >> jimmy: everything's good, summer is good for you? >> summer is good. just finished a play on broad way. >> jimmy: the ice man cometh." a play like that, when people see you up close, you're in mark, you go into the theater, there are people in the first three rows. do they ever feel like that's

their time to talk to you? or to make contact? >> at the end of the show, the way that george wolf, the great director, set it up, i would take a chair and bring it to the edge of the stage and talk for 25 minutes straight. so there would be certain grunts of approval or whatever. >> jimmy: no actual conversations? >> sometimes. "i love you, "oh, thank you. finish the play now." >> jimmy: that's lengthy, howl is that play? >> too long, about four hours. >> jimmy: when you have a play like that your family comes, your wife, your kids, whoever comes. how many times is your wife expected to come to the play? >> my mother came. god bless her. she's 90 -- i can't say how old she is. she came and she said, "that's long." >> jimmy: one time is enough for you? >> one time. >> jimmy: they don't have to come three times? >> no. >> jimmy: i think from you it would be three times.

come opening night, sometime in the middle to check in and make sure everything's all right, and then the last one. >> clean up, make sure we take everything -- >> jimmy: yeah, help get the stuff out of the room. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so that's fun for you still doing that live theater like that? >> the first 20 shows were a lot of fun. [ laughter ] no, you know. it's a discipline. it's every night. and the audience, it's brand-new for them. and they're expecting a good show. >> jimmy: and you have to really bring it, yeah. >> great actors, wonderful actors. david morris. just a lot of wonderful actors doing a great job. >> jimmy: you i know is a lakers fan. do you have season tickets? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: are you excited about lebron coming? >> yes, i am. live lau >> jimmy: i would assume so. have you spoken to lebron? >> no, i haven't. >> jimmy: do you think your presence at those games played any role in bringing it? >> not at all. >> jimmy: if you could save the oscars and the lakers? wow. [ cheers and applause ] i think you'd probably be named governor or something.

>> i'm good. but i don't know if i'm that good. >> jimmy: do you know lebron? >> no. i've met him but no. >> jimmy: you don't know him well. you're friends with magic? >> i know magic. >> jimmy: did you call magic afterwards? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: yes, i did. >> he got me off the phone because too many people were calling. i did call him and congratulating -- >> jimmy: who could be calling him that he had to get you off the phone? >> that's what i said, that's what i said. >> jimmy: who is the greatest basketball player of all-time, in your opinion? >> whoa. oh, man, that's hard. the greatest? >> jimmy: the greatest. >> at what? >> jimmy: basketball. [ laughter ] >> i -- i was at the -- i was at the chicago bulls game with spike lee, michael jordan made that famous shot -- [ cheers ] i was there. we went out to dinner that night afterwards. and he's famous. i was doing security work.

michael jordan's famous. >> jimmy: you went out to dinner after that game? >> after that game. the next game, they were coming to l.a. to play. and i was trying to get him drunk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a lakers fan, yeah. >> didn't work. >> jimmy: it didn't work. did you buy him shots? he drank? >> he acted like it. he'd put it to his lip and put it down. >> jimmy: interesting. maybe he's the greatest of all-time? >> he was that night. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when we come back, "the equalizer 2" is denzel's new movie, denzel washington! (vo) what if this didn't have to happen? i didn't see it. (vo) what if we could go back? .

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>> jimmy: denzel washington. "the equalizer 2." that's fun. >> all in a day's work. >> jimmy: that's got to be fun to watch too, right? >> i knew i was going to win the fight. because i read the script. >> jimmy: i learned today -- i wonder if you even realize this, that's the first sequel you've ever done. >> yes. >> jimmy: is that by choice? you said, i don't want to do that kind of thing? >> yes. [ laughter ] no, i don't -- it was the right one to do. it was a good script. very good script. >> jimmy: wow, that's interesting. so you've been offered other sequels to things you've done? >> no, i haven't. i guess the first one wasn't good enough. no, they wanted to make an "inside man 2." >> jimmy: they did. >> it didn't make sense. >> jimmy: yeah. well, i do want to ask you about -- first of all, i do want to mention, you play a lyft driver in this sequel. have you ever used lyft?

>> no. >> jimmy: you've not. do you use apps in general? >> no. >> jimmy: no apps? >> i'm analog. i embrace my inner analog. >> jimmy: do you have a cell phone, i assume? >> yes. >> jimmy: is it a flip phone? >> no, it's not that bad. i have an iphone. no aps. >> jimmy: no aps? >> aps-less. i'm aps-less. >> jimmy: people say, you have to get on this? >> yes. >> jimmy: and you -- no, not for you? >> i asked my son. i said, malcolm what time is it? he picked up his phone. i said, you got a watch on. he said, that's jewelry. is that how you think? that's jewelry. >> jimmy: i do want to ask you about this great photograph. now this is -- here's you when you were just a kid. i i was pissed off then too. if you look at that picture, i'm a little pissed off. >> jimmy: what was going on here? >> that was at the boys club. now they call it boy s s and gi cl club. they were vote for police commissioner. i was police commissioner for a day. i wanted to be mayor for a day,

but they said i was too young to be mayor for a day. they made me police commissioner for a day and i wasn't happy about it. that's why i looked that way. >> jimmy: was one of the other kids the mayor? >> no, the mayor wasn't there. this guy's looking like he's busy. >> jimmy: he is really busy. looks like you're running the kennedy investigation or something. >> they do look a little shaky, these guys. >> jimmy: thanks for being here. "the equalizer 2" opens july 20th. denzel washington, everybody. we'll be right back with bobcat goldthwa goldthwait! crabfest is back at red lobster! discover our largest variety of crab and crab dishes all year! like new crabfest combo. your one chance to have new jumbo snow crab with tender dungeness crab. or try crab lover's dream. sweet, juicy king crab and jumbo snow crab cozied up with crab linguini alfredo. ur shrimp is crab-topped! sweet, juicy king crab and jumbo snow crab so hurry in and get your butter-dunkin' game on!

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>> jimmy: oh, look atog. he is our bel 31 years ago our next guest turned his back on a promising career in law enforcement to become a well-respected writer and director. his latest is called "bobcat goldthwait's misfits & monsters." it premieres tomorrow night on trutv. please welcome bobcat goldthwait.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm very well, thank you. >> jimmy: i see you got a new hat, congratulations. >> thank you, oh this old thing, yes. hi, how are you doing? >> jimmy: it's good to see you. your show, the title of the show as i mentioned is "bobcat goldthwait's misfits & monsters." >> correct. >> jimmy: whose idea was to put your name in the title of the show? >> it wasn't mine. i mean, yeah, it's kind of embarrassing. >> jimmy: it's very tyler perry of you. >> it is. it's also weird having a show with your name. i remember you and i talking in the parking lot, it says "jimmy kimmel live." i go, oh, is this your parking spot? no, it's not my name anymore. >> jimmy: that's right. >> it's a weird thing. >> jimmy: it becomes a product or something like that. explain what the show is. because i want to show a clip.

i think you also need to set it up a little. >> sure. it's an anthology series, so like "twilight zone," each week is a completely different episode. the first episode, seth green plays a guy who is a voice of an animated bear. then the bear comes to life and tries to kill him because he hates the way he makes him sound. why you got to make me sound stupid? stuttering? that's something for kids to laugh at? you know, porky pig, daffy duck, hugh grant -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is this in any way based on your own personal experience? >> i thought it was about my friend tom kenny, the voice of sponge bob. then i realized -- i didn't realize. it's a guy who can't outlive this character that's trying to kill him for years. it was my daughter goes, "that's you, dummy." >> jimmy: you wrote this without even thinking about it? >> yeah, that happens to me often. >> jimmy: here's a clip, let's take a look. >> let me get a picture of you

and that whiskey. stand right there. don't move. >> where'd that camera come from? i made it. i can make anything appear. as long as it's funny. >> why is this funny? aah! you -- you tried to kill me! >> yes, i did. you [ bleep ] with the wrong bear, amigo. >> jimmy: nicely done, i like that. >> thanks. >> jimmy: it's a fun show. >> thank sgrts did you write all of them? >> i wrote all the episodes, then i had friends that were producers that would change lines. tony v., kaitlin gale. all the words came out of my head. one with david kochner, set in the '70s, used car sales man. they decide because he's a good old boy, shoots from the hip, they're going to run him for

president. the campaign manager is like, well, anything from your past that i should know? he goes -- that will haunt us on the campaign? he goes, i cheated on my first wife. oh, that's what first wives are for. anything necessari anything else? oh, i'm a werewolf. a werewolf? yeah. oh, i also ate a toddler when i was a werewolf. he's like, well, no one's perfect. so the story's about this horrible man that no matter what people find out about, they still don't care, they elect him president. spoiler alert. >> jimmy: that could never happen in real life, though. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: fortunately. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you mention tony v., your pal. >> yeah. >> jimmy: very funny comedian. >> wait, i know -- he's here with me. >> jimmy: he is? >> so here's the thing. i have -- look, honestly, i'm very -- i get to make stuff as a writer/director and that is because of you, because you gave

me a shot. [ cheers and applause ] no, it is true. >> jimmy: that's nice. bob is the director of our show. >> and other shows. i wouldn't have the career that i have. i also have to apologize. because i just -- for something i did. years ago on new year's. you had a party. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and you fell asleep before midnight. >> jimmy: yeah? >> like around 10:00. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. maybe even earlier than that, yeah. >> it was really weird. we're all standing around. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> happy new year! >> jimmy: i fell a sleep, you mean passed out. >> yeah, you passed out. i wasn't going to mention the brownie rate, but yeah. apparently it was so delicious, id ma it made him tired. [ applause ] it was so awkward and weird. you were asleep. so i was moving recently and i found this systematic camera. and there was two photos from that party and the whole thing was blank. and here's where the apology is.

when you were asleep, i -- i teabagged everything in your kitchen. [ rim shot ] i really did, i'm sorry. looking at the photos i was like, how come -- then i remember that i went around to your china, your silverware. >> jimmy: that's all right. i like tea, it's okay. [ laughter ] >> very english. >> jimmy: did you really do that? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: what was everyone else doing while you were putting your nuts on my stuff? >> they didn't know it. i just did it on my own. you know, a lot of -- >> jimmy: i appreciate you doing that privately, that's nice. >> i didn't want people to find out about it. i wasn't going to tell that story. i saw the band, i remembered the story. they're going, yeah, tell it! >> jimmy: that's why you don't hire your friends to work on the show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you, your show is great. "bobcat goldthwait's misfits & monsters" premieres tomorrow

night, 10:00 p.m. on trutv. bobcat goldthwait. be right back with dawes! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank denzel washington and bobcat. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. this is their album "passwords." here with the song "living in the future," dawes! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i know all of my exits i'm always plannin my escape ♪ aggressive symptom of this collective phantom pain ♪

♪ and the more that you ignore it the more it makes ♪ ♪ you go insane just look around ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ it's the battle of the passwords it's the trumpets on the hill ♪ ♪ it's that constant paranoia it's the final fire drill ♪ ♪ and if you won't sing the anthem ♪ ♪ they'll go find someone else who will they're crackin down ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ we're livin in the future so shine a little light ♪ ♪ it may not make it any better i'm just hopin that it might ♪ ♪ i'm not talkin bout forever how bout just getting through the night ♪

♪ we're livin in the future so shine a little light ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm always lookin over shoulders not knowin what i'm lookin for ♪ ♪ now that the feelin someone's watchin isn't just a feelin anymore ♪ ♪ now that both sides of the aisle are this good ♪ ♪ at keepin score we've crossed a line ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ there's a madness to the method there's a market for the fear ♪ ♪ it's that dance out on the razor's edge the wolf held by the ears ♪ ♪ it's the man behind the curtain ♪

♪ it's the way of our frontiers since the dawn of time ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ we're livin in the future so shine a little light ♪ ♪ it may not make it any better i'm just hopin that it might ♪ ♪ i'm not talkin bout forever ♪ ♪ how bout just gettin through the night ♪ ♪ we're livin in the future so shine a little light ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ we're livin in the future so shine a little light ♪ ♪ it may not make it any better i'm just hopin that it might ♪ ♪ i'm not talkin bout forever ♪ how bout just getting through the night ♪ ♪ we're livin in the future so shine a little light ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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