>> for all of us, thanks for being with us. right now, jimmy kimmel live. >> have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dax shepard, kathryn hahn, and music from jason mraz. and now, stay with me, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. welcome. very nice. hello to our viewers. to those of you visiting, welcome to hollywood.

it is hot today, it's humid. it's a terrible time to be on a street wearing a superhero costume, that's for sure. although is there ever a good time for that, really? we do our show right on hollywood boulevard where we see a lot of unusual things. weird things. illegal things. all kinds of things. but this was a first. i'm driving to work. and right on the corner, on the corner of hollywood and la brea, or labria as my gps calls it. i notice that the newspaper box was smoking. you see that? it was on fire. first time i passed there were flames coming out of this thing so i doubled back to shoot video because i'm a journalist first and foremost. [ laughter ] by the time i got there, a guy from the kabob shop had thrown a pitcher of water on it. but it was -- i got to tell you, if a newspaper bursting into flames isn't the single best metaphor for 2018, i really don't know what is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

so our president, the orange guy, trump, is in belgium right now at the nato summit fighting over how many ways they will split the check. things got off to a rocky start. they had a break fast meeting today with the nato secretary-general where trump complained that he wants other countries to spend more for defense. which donald trump attacking others for not paying their fair share is ballsy. [ laughter ] i mean, it's basically the trump business plan. but he had especially harsh words for germany. he repeatedly said germany is totally controlled by russia. which is also a good one, coming from him. he attacks germany for making a deal with russia, on his way to make a deal with russia. but anyway. this is interesting. at the breakfast, i want you to pay attention to the body language from his chief of staff, john kelly, because a lot of people took notice. >> germany is totally controlled by russia. because they were getting from 60% to 70% of their energy from russia and a new pipeline.

and you tell me if that's appropriate. because i think it's not. and i think it's a very bad thing for nato, and i don't think it should have happened. i don't think it's fair to the united states. so beer going to have to do something because we're not going to put up with it, we can't put up with it. and it's inappropriate. >> rolling his eyes. he couldn't wait to get up. it was like he was on a blind date with a woman who turned out to be his cousin. [ laughter ] a lot of people noticed this, so many, in fact, the white house press secretary, sarah huckabee sanders, felt the need to explain so she released a statement. this is real, we did not make this up up, she made this up. she said john kelly was displeased because he was expecting a full breakfast, and there were only pastries and cheese. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] is this nato or the hometown buffet? what's going on? and who knew john kelly was so anti-continental breakfast?

on the other side of the world, new details about secretary of state mike pompeo's ill-fated trip to north korea last week. sources say the meeting went, quote, as badly as it could have gone. pompeo was supposed to meet with kim jong-un. but got snubbed because now, according to north korean state media, kim jong-un was busy visiting a potato farm. for real. which caused a huge reaction in north korea. they're like, what, we have potatoes? but here's a photo of kim at the farm. you see not only was when a major snub because he was visiting potatoes, he also, you may notice, was dressed like hillary clinton when he did it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's a double whammy. at a potato farm. by the way, potato farms are about as fun as it gets in north korea. potato farms are in north korea what dave and buster's are to us. trump did say yesterday he has a little gift for kim jong-un, if and when they do meet.

and i hope that that little gift is one of these. look at this. we made this today. it's a kim jong-un potato head. [ cheers and applause ] cute, right? last week he had his own uncle mashed. it was really horrible. a little dictator-tot, right? back here at home, you know what it's important that we don't lose sight of how weird we are. with that said it's time for a brand-new edition of "this week in florida." ♪ >> scott lynch runs for his life in this video. as his neighbor, hal morris, chases him down with his tractor. lynch's wife told police hal was after her husband because of a property dispute. lynch got away safely. >> jimmy: well, thank god. [ applause ] he's lightly jogging for his life. here's something to look forward to for those of you who like me love the show "game of thrones."

this is the final season of "game of thrones," but hbo is working on a prequel that reportedly, we learned this today, takes place 10,000 years before the original. which means winter won't be coming for a very long time. 10,000 years. that would mean the "game of thrones" we're watching now had 10,000 years to invent electricity and they're still usie ing torches for light and crows to deliver the mail. i guess these lannisters are more inbred than i thought. there are also said to be at least three more "game of thrones" pilots in the works at hbo, each one of them set in a different time period with different characters and story lines. this is all part of hbo's plan to make sure we never understand anything that happens on "game of thrones" ever again. congratulations, this is really something. kylie jenner is on pace to become the world's youngest self-made billionaire, or selfie-made billionaire.

kylie jenner's 20 years old, according to "forbes" magazine she's already worth $900 million, more than her sister, kim kardashian. she's only worth $350 million, she's poor. who knew kylie was the money bags in that family? apparently she has a very successful line of cosmetics, making her the richest woman in a very rich family of women. poor rob kardashian is like, why way is born with this penis? [ laughter ] so that's very good news. this is more good news. the fcc, the federal communications commission, now that they did away with net neutrality, they had another terrible idea. the fcc is considering a plan that would require u.s. citizens to pay $225 to make a complaint. so if you're mad about how high your cable bill is, soon you can pay the government $225 to complain about it. boy, they really have their fingers on the pulse of us, don't they? it's shameless, really.

time and time again this administration, they side with the big corporations over people. and with everything going on it's easy to skip past something like this. it's not a huge thing. but for the purposes of clarity, i want to explain how this new policy would work in our latest installment of "barista theater." here we go. welcome, baristas. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi there, may i take your order? >> jimmy: yes, i would like a cappuccino, please. >> sure thing. and there you go. >> jimmy: what was that, he just spit in my cup! >> oh work, you like to file a complaint? >> jimmy: yeah, i'd like to file a complaint. >> go right ahead. >> jimmy: he spit in my cup! >> you feel better? >> jimmy: no, i don't feel better. i want somebody to do something about this. it's ridiculous. >> okay. would you like to file a formal complaint with our coffee shop? >> jimmy: yes, i would. >> great.

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>> jimmy: tonight, jason her razz, kathryn hahn is here, and dax shepherd. today is july 11th. you know what that is? 7-eleven day. today is free slurpee day at 7-eleven. tomorrow is free splenda day at starbu starbucks, take as much as you want. a lot of people lined up for slurpees at 7-eleven. nothing against slurpees, i don't drink anything that rips with herpes. just a quick about me. [ laughter ] it was a big day for soccer where they match up for the wor world cup final, croatia beat england 2-1, meaning croatia will beat france in the final sunday. i watched the game today. it's funny.

every one of the croatian players' named ends in itch. zubazich, strinich, i had to open a bottle of calamine lotion to watch the game. [ rim shot ] >> jimmy: thank you. watch the goalie after croatia scored to even the game up. guillermo, what do you think he was saying there? you watch soccer. >> guillermo: [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: oh, all right. laugh laugh then croatia scored again which was heartbreaking like british fans, although will not advance to the final al al aless, their team is the "world cup play of the day." ♪ ♪

[ applause ] >> jimmy: that was an exciting game. our whole office stopped to watch it. if case you're wondering why the show wasn't good tonight, that's why. i hear in l.a. the game was on at 11:00 a.m. there's a british pub just over the hill from us. nice little pub called the fox and hounds, studio city. we asked -- a lot of fans there watching the game. we asked them a simple question. we asked, are you drunk? the way this works is we're going to see someone introduce himself or herself, then based on that introduction we will decide if they are drunk at 11:00 a.m. on wednesday. you got it? all right, let's play. here we go. >> what is your name and where are you from? >> amelia kareshna, from nottingham, england. >> are you drunk? >> jimmy: is amelia drunk? everyone says yes, let's find out. >> i don't think so. i ate a lot of sausage, things.

shandy. i don't know, might be over the limit for my weight, i guess, i don't know. i think the sausage has soaked up, pretty much -- you know, bangers. >> jimmy: i didn't know it was possible to be that british. [ laughter ] >> what is your names and where are you from? >> josh london. >> rand london. >> are you guys drunk? >> jimmy: are these two? nottinghamer? everyone says yes? >> this is the third one, yeah. >> i'm on four, me. >> one went up in the air. >> he's catching up with me. relax, relax, relax. >> jimmy: one of those guys is 12 years old, right? i guess there's no drinking age over there. all right, let's see another. >> what's your name and where are you from? >> my name is brielle from huntington beach. >> are you drunk? >> jimmy: is brielle drunk? oh, everyone says no, all right. >> oh, i -- yeah. i -- well, two shots of bourbon before we got here at 10:30,

three karlsbergs since then, so i hope so. >> jimmy: i hope so too, all part of a balanced breakfast on world cup day. >> what's your name and where are you from? >> chad johnson from los angeles. >> are you drunk? >> jimmy: by the way, that's bad chad. i knew he would come back to us. i really did. is bad chad drunk? oh, all right. we're split on this one. >> no. just left the gym, actually. >> were you drunk during "the bachelorette"? >> no, but i was drunk on "paradise." >> oh, yeah, you were. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the first rule of "paradise," yeah. you never know who you're going to run into. let's see who we have next. >> what's your name and where are you from? >> name is brian. from chicago. family is from croatia. mom's last name is silivich. representing the ic for croatia,

what a great day. >> and are you drunk? >> jimmy: is brian -- he better be drunk, in that outfit. >> on my way. 80% of the way there. will be the rest of the way there shortly. >> go back there and get 'em. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, they beat the crap out of him after the game. [ cheers and applause ] i believe we have one more. >> what is your name and where are you from? >> my name is steven murchin from london, england. >> steven, are you drink? >> jimmy: is steven murchin drunk? everyone says yes. >> i'm not drunk. is there a football game on? i just came to this english pub for fish and chips but it's really noisy inside, i'm finding it very hard to digest my food. >> jimmy: steven murchin and bad chad walk into a bar together. all right, thanks for playing, everybody. tonight on the program we have music from jason her razz is here, kathryn hahn is here. be right back with additidax sh!

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tonight, from the movie "hotel transylvania 3: summer vacation," kathryn hahn is here. then, his forthcoming album is called "know." jason mraz from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, kathy griffin and jim jefferies will join us. and we'll have music from vance joy. you can join us then too. our first guest tonight is an actor, writer, director and now, like most americans, a podcaster. he talks to interesting people about interesting things on his show "armchair expert." please say hello to dax shepard. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how handsome you are. >> i always feel the same way about you. >> jimmy: so dressed up and you look very nice. i always figured if we're ever

in suits simultaneously it would be when we got married. >> yeah or a friend passing, one of the two. >> jimmy: yeah. i was hoping married, though. >> yeah, yeah. i own overalls in this suit. so the decision becomes really easy. >> jimmy: you have a wide range, you really do. how's everything going? >> everything's relatively good. my children are healthy. my wife makes a lot of money. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know, my wife and i, we're over our break had a little summer break, we caught up on your podcasts. >> i was beyond flattered. >> jimmy: loved it, it's fantastic. >> you sent me a picture of the dashboard, playing an episode. heaven forbid i thought you did it. >> jimmy: no -- >> that was my wife. people say to me on the street, "my wife likes parenthood." >> jimmy: i didn't want you to think i'm texting while driving. >> or that your wife's driving. >> jimmy: even worse. >> yeah, even worse. >> jimmy: yeah, no. >> i would have the same fear. >> jimmy: we enjoyed it.

and why is it called archer expert? what's the genesis? >> well, there's a -- they referred to these 17th century evolutionary biologists as armchair experts because they had these theorys on evolution but they never did field work, they never did lab work, they stared at pictures of giraffes and said, i've got it, they stretch their necks to eat the leaves and their kids have longer necks! >> jimmy: i'm surprised they had arm chairs back then. >> they're old. i make a lot of sweeping statements and generalizations but i don't know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: i don't necessarily agree with that. >> okay. >> jimmy: i think you know a lot of stuff. i feel like unless you're making everything up -- >> i'm making a lot of it up. >> jimmy: in which case you're doing a very good job of it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: almost any subject i mention when we chat, you seem to know something about. you've read something about it. >> yeah, okay, well, thank you. i have a degree in anthropology. >> jimmy: yes, right. >> and i use that -- yes! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: hold on a second. i want to point out he's not talking about the science, he's talking about the store. [ laughter ] >> that's right, that's right. you spend $10,000 there, you get a doctorate degree in anthropology. >> jimmy: what does that mean, a degree in anthropology? >> the origins of human, the cultures of human. it's the study of man. >> jimmy: you mentioned garbology as well. >> they did these ethnographies, interview people in town and say, what do you feed your children? the mothers would go, well, i made them a fruit smoothie on monday, then i made a six-bean salad on tuesday. then they went to the trash dump and it was just all crap macaroni and cheese. there's no evidence of vegetables. they're like, wait, okay. you can learn more about people by their trash than what they're telling you. >> jimmy: because people lie. >> we all lie. it's our favorite thing to do. >> jimmy: especially when it comes to our kids. >> our kids, yeah.

>> jimmy: and what we're doing. >> you ask me how much screen time my kids get, you're going to hear a phoney baloney number. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i have all these rules, and i do have rules but i break them all day long. i'm like, cartoons only on the weekends! unless i'm tired! which is often! >> jimmy: your mom is a guest on the podcast. >> yes. >> jimmy: how do you book something like that, go through her publicist? >> i went through my brother, then my sister. i did have her on. i was nervous for her. she has a tremendous story. it's the most amazing story. she was so, so honest. but she's never been interviewed in her life. part of me is, she'll be great. the other part is, she's going to have a microphone at her mouth, she might not even talk. she did a great job and it was very empowering for single mothers who have gone through the same thing. >> jimmy: do you feel when you interview your mom, you feel like there are questions you can ask because you're interviewing her in a formal setting on a podcast that you wouldn't necessarily ask if you were sitting at dinner? >> like, who's your favorite

kid? >> jimmy: yeah, like that. >> stuff like that, yeah, yeah. i did feel that way. but she's crazy honest to a fault. i think i might have told on here one time, when i was a little kid, i heard the expression on the playground, someone called someone else a butt-humper. and i was like, what is that? i know what humping is, i know what my butt is. i said, mom, i heard someone call someone butt-humper on the playground, do people do that? and my mom goes, there are a lot of nerve endings in the anus. [ laughter ] and some women find it pleasurable, and some do not. and i was like, great, got it. i think more in the latter category, but regardless. she left it open. and i did -- that's been her her whole life. >> jimmy: speaking of women in your life. >> speaking of anal sex. >> jimmy: this is your wife, kristen bell. [ cheers and applause ]

you posted this. and i find it interesting. >> sure. >> jimmy: i want to ask about it. you wrote, my bride wears gloves in the pool because she hates the feeling of bruney fingertips on skin. i love her. what is going on? >> yes, what is going on, jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is a surprise to me. i've been with her 11 years. what i had been told thus far is she doesn't like going in the pool. >> jimmy: okay. >> so she'll take the kids but she sits in a lawn chair, whatever. so the heat wave was so dramatic. as you pointed out, there's a newsstand on fire. she had to get in the pool. i'm getting in. i was like, oh, this is exciting. i've got to get my pool gloves. and i was like -- [ laughter ] your pool gloves? you going to do some underwater welding? patch a crack in there? are they electrically resistant? what are you talking about?

she went away and appeared with those gloves that you're seeing that i think are intended for poolwear. >> jimmy: really? >> because come to find out she has this weird phobia, when her fingertips are pruney, she doesn't want to touch other people's skin. that's too much for her, apparently. >> jimmy: why? >> hollywood actress, i don't know. [ laughter ] weirder to me than her having this proclivity is someone's manufacturing pool gloves. [ laughter ] does anybody here wear pool gloves? no, right? okay. she's [ bleep ] crazy. but apparently there's a boutique pool glove place somewhere that she's spending our money at. but she was, i got to say, she was so happy in that pool. she was like a little dolphin swimming around with those gloves on. >> jimmy: how long have you guys been together now? >> 11 years. >> jimmy: do you find yourself learning new -- because every once in a while i get a little nugget about my wife that i didn't know and i'm like, how did i not ever know this? >> we started things off with a

really huge misunderstanding. right out of the gates. >> jimmy: was what? >> our first time hanging out was in a hot tub. there was like a dinner, somehow it ended up in a hot tub. >> jimmy: gloves or no? >> no! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: interesting. >> so misleading. she was selling me a bill of goods. but at any rate. we're in the hot tub, it's our first date. it's going well, we're in the hot tub. and i'm kind of talking to her and i'm like thinking of something, apparently i'm looking in this area. i was not staring at her boobs. but she goes, what, are you looking at my fake [ bleep ]? and i was like, oh, okay. no, i wasn't. but okay, those are fake, great. keep it moving. i then later, much later, father-in-law, saw them in real life. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i was like, those are inordinately perky. that's clue number two, they're fake. >> jimmy: right. >> then i'm watching her show "veronica mars."

and between season one and two she goes, oh, between season two and two is when i got my boobs. i'm like, okay, great. they're fake boobs. so we willow occasionally run into somebody that has really gigantic fake boobs. she'll start talking about the person's big, big boobs. and i'm like, what am i supposed to do right now? jump on board? yeah, those are crazy! [ laughter ] and i just -- i hated it. and it's happened more than you would think. it's like if you drive -- you know, amy yacht tax you see them everywhere. we were always seeing fake boobs. after months of this i go, i don't know what you want me to do, is this a trap? she's like what are you talking about? because you have fake boobs. she goes, i don't have fake boobs. and i go see, you told me you did. she goes, i was joking. where are the scars? and i go -- they can go in through the armpit or the belly

button! there's great advances made in this! she goes, they can't go through the belly button. i'm texting minka kelly. again, hollywood. surgical assistant for breast augmentation. she texts her. can you go in through the armpit or the navel? she writes back, absolutely. she's like, okay, point to you. but they're not fake. they weren't fake. >> jimmy: they weren't -- >> they're not fake. >> jimmy: and they still aren't fake. >> they maybe one day will be fake. [ laughter ] but currently they're not fake. and the weirdest thing about this whole story is while i thought they were augmented, i had very little interest in them. disinterested. >> jimmy: really. >> i liked everything else that was going on. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> i wasn't giving much attention to anything up here. [ laughter ] the day i found out those suckers were au naturel? i was very interested. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's nice. a beautiful ending to the story.

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>> jimmy: we're back. dax shepherd is here. you know our next guest from more funny movies and shows that i have time to name. her latest is "hotel transylvania 3:summer vacation." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome kathryn hahn! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, katherine, how are you? >> hi, i'm very well. >> jimmy: you know each other very well. >> i know, neighbors. >> yes, neighbors.

and friends. our wives are. >> she came over to borrow our peon know, it was really cute. >> did she leave pool gloves behind? >> no, but i get it. i totally understand that. i have a daughter who's like, there's grass between my toes! freaks outby. i kind of understand. >> jimmy: she's a kid though, kid dozen that stuff. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. this is an adult. >> jimmy: how old are your kids? >> 8 and 11. >> jimmy: 8 and 11. >> yes. [ applause ] >> jimmy: very popular numbers with our audience. >> popular numbers. >> jimmy: 8 and 11. are those good ages or troublesome? >> there's like -- there's some hormones happening. >> jimmy: there are. >> there's some mood fluctuations. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> got that to look forward to. we just got back from ohio -- [ applause ] are you serious? >> jimmy: they liked 8 and 11, sure they're going to like ohio. >> we went to -- i'm a little bit recovering from a trip that we took to an amusement park called cedar point.

>> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you know that park? cedar point? i don't know it, no. >> okay, best roller coasters in the country. i think. i think. >> yeah. >> jimmy: why would they give it a name that sounds like a furniture store? >> cedar point. i don't know the genesis of the name, i have no idea. >> it juts out into lake huron a bit. >> jimmy: dax knows everything. >> lake erie. >> it's on a bit of a point of land. >> i'm sorry i'm sitting like this. i feel like if i went, all right! it would be a whole other show. yes. it's in sandusky. it's on like -- right, there's a causeway. a peninsula! into the woods. >> jimmy: this has becoming a q&a type situation. >> so yeah we were there. >> jimmy: it's a peninsula, you idiot! >> we went for the day with a bunch of cousins.

>> jimmy: you did, yeah. >> yeah. and it was -- we were -- the park was open for 12 hours. we were there for 12 hours. >> jimmy: for real. >> for real. we were -- we probably walked ten miles. it was -- i mean, i'm still -- i'm like recovering. it was like -- it was no joke. i felt like we were in "apocalypse now" for parents. >> jimmy: it was probably hot -- >> it was hot, it was like hot, then it was like pounding chicken wings, then like running to the coaster, and it's called steel ver jans, and you'd get on a roller coaster and pound like a pretzel, get on another coaster, then my daughter was like couldn't go on any rides except the ones that go really fast in a circle over and over again, and then they're like, all right, who wants to reverse, and then they would go backwards. >> jimmy: no we don't, none of us do! >> then it was like in the

middle of all of it, it started to pour. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> it was so hot, then all of a sudden it was like one of those awesome ohio thunderstorms where it was like, we had to take -- we were trying to find shelter, sopping wet, humid. >> jimmy: where do you find shelter in an amusement park? >> well, jimmy, i'll tell you. the petting zoo. there was a petting farm. >> jimmy: because they have to protect the animals. >> so we huddled over to an enclosure. and we're caught in this enclosure with the goats and the cows. until the storm passed. >> jimmy: everybody just crams in with the pets? >> no, just a couple of us from my family and a bunch of animals. and we pooled our singles and kept begging these college kids to let us feed their goats, you know, al fa, so that we wouldn't get cow mucous on our wet clothes. it was a really awesome day. >> jimmy: the stars really are just like us, i guess, huh?

that sounds absolutely terrible. >> but you know what? it was like childbirth, you forget the pain. i'll go again next year. >> jimmy: you'll go again? >> i can't wait. >> jimmy: the cousins will go 15? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> do you like a roller coaster? >> jimmy: hate. >> you don't like that feeling? >> jimmy: i don't. i throw up. really, no, i'm unstable in that sort of way. i don't like that kind of stuff. i feel like it takes time off your life. >> demon drop, magnum 220, i know all the coasters there. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes, my childhood was cedar point. >> jimmy: really? and you didn't know it was a peninsula? [ laughter ] >> i believe i was describing it as a peninsula. i did get the lake wrong, that was embarrassing. >> jimmy: i remember this so well. tell us why you wrote this letter. >> okay. there was a movie of the week. this is a real conversational turn. there was a movie of the week in '82. >> jimmy: yes.

>> called "the day after." >> jimmy: i was thinking about this over the weekend. one of the scariest movies. i mean, just the promos were scary. >> terrifying. i saw it. i remember going to mcdonald's the next day and getting a happy meal and bawling because i was so terrified of nuclear war. >> jimmy: it was about what would happen the day after the russians nuked us. >> yes. and my mom was like, write the president. and so i wrote reagan. >> jimmy: you wrote president reagan. >> yes. >> jimmy: and this is the letter. >> and i got a letter back from his -- from the special assistant to the president, director of correspondence. you guys, this was typed out on an actual typewriter. >> jimmy: ann higgins. >> no spelling errors. as you will see. to a child. i held on to it forever. and i can't -- i mean, it's just so moving to me that that president took the time. >> jimmy: well, the president didn't actually do any of that. >> didn't take any time, no.

>> jimmy: dear katherine, calm down, it was a tv movie. and did this make you feel better, this letter? >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: it did? >> it did. >> jimmy: now your son, who is how old? >> he's 11. >> jimmy: he's 11 years old. has also made something for the president. [ laughter ] but his is a drawing. [ cheers and applause ] >> what's the shadow? >> the twird bird. >> jimmy: i thought it was a wolf. >> no, that's totally the twird bird. >> jimmy: this is a great -- this kid is good. >> his assignment was on language. and that was -- i was like, exactly. isn't that bananas? >> jimmy: yeah, i wonder if he'll get a letter back. he didn't mail this to the president? >> no, although my daughter, their class had to write letters to the president when he was elected and one of the girls in my daughter's class literally wrote," dear president trump, please think before you speak."

>> jimmy: that's a good letter. maybe, you know what maybe he will take it into consideration. [ applause ] it's great to have you here. >> a pleasure. >> jimmy: the movie is "hotel transylvania 3: summer vacation" opens in theaters friday. katherine han, dax shepherd. we'll be right back with jason her ras! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank dax shepard and kathryn hahn. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. this is his album "know." here with the song "have it all," jason mraz! ♪ ♪ may you have

auspiciousness and causes of success ♪ ♪ may you have the confidence to always do your best ♪ ♪ may it take no effort in your being generous sharing what you can ♪ ♪ nothing more nothing less ♪ ♪ may you know the meaning of the word happiness ♪ ♪ may you always lead from the beating in your chest ♪ ♪ may you be treated like an esteemed guest may you get to rest may you catch your breath ♪ ♪ and may the best of your todays be the worst of your tomorrows ♪ ♪ whoa oh ♪ and may the road less paved be the road that you follow ♪ ♪ whoa oh ♪ ♪ well here's to the hearts that you're gonna break ♪ ♪ here's to the lives that you're gonna change here's to the infinite possible ♪ ♪ ways to love you i want you to have it ♪ ♪ may you be as fascinating as a slap bracelet ♪ ♪ may you keep the chaos and the clutter off your desk ♪ ♪ may you have unquestionable health and less stress ♪ ♪ having no possessions

though immeasurable wealth ♪ ♪ may you get a gold star on your next test ♪ ♪ may your educated guesses always be correct ♪ ♪ and may you win prizes shining like diamonds ♪ ♪ may you really own it each moment to the next ♪ ♪ and may the best of your todays be the worst of your tomorrows ♪ ♪ whoa oh ♪ and may the road less paved be the road that you follow ♪ ♪ whoa oh ♪ ♪ well here's to the hearts that you're gonna break ♪ ♪ here's to the lives that you're gonna change here's to the infinite possible ♪ ♪ ways to love you i want you to have it ♪ ♪ here's to the good times we're gonna have ♪ note i want you to have it all ♪ ♪ i want you to have it all ♪ oh i want you to have it all ♪ ♪ all you can imagine all no matter what your path is ♪ ♪ if you believe it then anything can happen ♪

♪ go go go raise your glasses go go go you can have ♪ ♪ it all ♪ i toast you ♪ here's to the hearts that you're gonna break ♪ ♪ here's to the lives that you're gonna change here's to the infinite possible ♪ ♪ ways to love you i want you to have it ♪ ♪ here's to the good times we're gonna have ♪ ♪ you don't need money you got a free pass here's to the fact that i'll be sad ♪ ♪ without you i want you to have it all ♪ ♪ oh i want you to have it all ♪ ♪ i want you to have it all i want you to have it all ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

this is "nightline." >> tonight, the first video from inside the hospital in thailand where the 12 boys just out of that cave are being treated in isolation. their parents on the other side of the glass wiping away tears, still waiting to make contact. the latest on the boys' condition and new details on their treacherous escape. the system of cables used to pull them through dark tunnels and the long dives they had to endure with no visibility. plus the rock of the family. saving his family in the new heart-pounding summer blockbuster. >> we've got to do this together. >> i'm scared. >> in real life, dwayne "the rock" johnson says it's his own family that saved him. >> when i had my daughters is when i realized what love