from all of us here, have a good night. righ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, justin theroux, from "mile 22" lauren cohan, and music from calpurnia. and now, stay right where you are, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here.

this is -- [ cheers ] almost everyone except for one section decided to stand up, and i don't -- [ laughter ] is there a problem over there? i mean, what's going on? this, by the way, is maybe the most important week of the year in the united states. it's shark week. did you know that? [ cheers and applause ] i went to church to kick things off because it's important to remember what shark week's really about. shark week started in 1988, back when starks were still carrying beepers. and 30 years later -- [ laughter ] i don't know how the discovery channel keeps coming up with new shark shows. these are real shows. they have shaq does shark week. they've got guy fieri's feeding frenzy. cash cab shark week edition. naked and afraid of sharks. and bear versus shark, which if you think about that one, in a battle between bear and shark home field advantage would be

huge, right? [ laughter ] but they get big ratings every year for this. meanwhile, do you know how many people are killed by sharks every year? i looked this up today. five. there are five shark fatalities. per year in the world. [ applause ] we are deathly afraid of an animal that kills fewer people than tide pods. [ laughter ] president trump once watched shark week with stormy daniels. remember that little detail in the story? for real. the president was up past his bedtime last night, lashing out after the president of iran said america should know that peace with iran is the mother of all peace and war with iran is the mother of all wars. and to that trump responded with the mother of all caps. [ laughter ] he wrote, "to iranian president rouhani. never, ever threaten the united states again or you will suffer consequences the likes of which few throughout history have ever suffered before. we are no longer a country that will stand for your demented words of violence and death.

be cautious." i guess that's his idea of sunday fun day. [ laughter ] but it's interesting that trump would react so strongly to typical iranian rhetoric. these people have the words "death to america" on their license plate frames. this is not an unusual circumstance. this is their thing. so people are wondering why the president would threaten them with nuclear war when he let vladimir putin practically run his fingers through his hair. [ laughter ] could it be that trump is trying to use iran? [ cheers and applause ] to maybe -- maybe he's using it to distract us from whatever he's up to with russia? let's take a look at some of his tweets from the past. perhaps we can find some clues there. now, this one is from 2012. he wrote, "now that obama's poll numbers are in a tail spin, watch for him to launch a strike in libya or iran. he is desperate." later that year, "barack obama will attack iran in order to get re-elected." from 2013, "i predict that

president obama will at some point attack iran in order to save face." and "remember what i previously said, obama will someday attack iran in order to show how tough he is." and now look at who's threatening iran to show how tough he is. he does know these tweets don't just disappear, right? is it possible he thinks he's on snapchat? [ laughter ] because this is the kind of thing that potentially causes -- those stubby little thumbs of his are dangerous. fortunately, we were able to get in touch with him and we have them with us live via satellite now. let's say hello to donald trump's thumbs. hello thumbs, are you there? [ cheers and applause ] okay. how are you doing? what's your mental state like right now? >> we're exhausted. >> we're beat. >> we never sleep. >> nobody told us this job was going to be so hard. >> if he's not tweeting he's eating. >> if he's not eating he's

tweeting. >> tweeting. eating. >> eating, tweeting. >> i'm choking to death on dorito dust and chicken grease over here. >> jimmy: it sounds like you guys have been through a lot. >> damn right we've been through a lot. >> every night he curls up into a ball and he sucks me. he sucks me hard. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, that's -- i'm sorry you have to go through that. it's disgusting. >> it's a nightmare. >> jimmy: have you ever thought about just tweeting less? >> we wish. >> we're not the ones in control. >> jimmy: who is the one in control? >> i'm in control. thumb and thumb here do whatever i tell them to do. now go tweet about collusion. don't forget to spell it wrong. i am the most powerful finger in the world, ha, ha, ha, ha! >> jimmy: well, thank you all for chatting with us tonight. >> screw you, snowflake. >> jimmy: that's donald trump's -- >> get back to work you two. did i stutter? come on. >> jimmy: those are some of

donald trump's fingers. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] today we learned that federal prosecutors have 12 conversations recorded, secretly recorded by former trump personal attorney michael cohen. at least one of those is a conversation with donald trump himself. that tape, which was recorded two months before the election, features cohen and his orange-colored client chatting about paying off a former playboy model named karen mcdougal. she claims to have had an affair with trump for about a year back in 2006 while he was married to melania. now, this is karen mcdougal. this picture's unbelievable. with donald trump, with ivanka, melania trump, and three other women i'm sure we're going to hear recordings of in the following months. [ laughter ] i call this photo "happier times" because that had to be a -- wow. look at that. that was also the trump family holiday card that year. [ laughter ] so trump's buddy, his good friend who's a publisher of the

"national enquirer," supposedly he bought her story and buried it to try to keep her quiet. but trump is as usual focused on the messenger. he wrote, "inconceivable that the government would break into a lawyer's office" -- they didn't break in. they had a search warrant. "early in the morning. almost unheard of. even more inconceivable that a lawyer would tape a client. totally unheard of and perhaps illegal. the good news is that your favorite president did nothing wrong." yeah, right. but you did do something wrong. this is not about him. this is about you. trump's current lawyer, rudy giuliani, said that trump did nothing wrong and in fact he says this tape is proof that trump is innocent. donald trump could choke a horse to death on "fox & friends" live, rudy giuliani would be on msnbc an hour later claiming he was hugging it while it died of old age. [ applause ] but trump's legal team is apparently so convinced this

recording exonerates their client they took the unprecedented step of releasing it this afternoon. for the first time you are about to hear exclusive audio tape of our president discussing the karen mcdougal affair with his then attorney michael cohen. >> so how much are we talking here? >> depends. how many times did you have sex with her? >> that shez kn knows about? >> just total. how many times? >> maybe 15 times. >> and how many minutes of actual sex? >> i'd say maybe 13. >> 13 minutes each time? >> no. added all up. [ laughter ] >> okay. there's something else here. she also sent over a photograph. i have no idea what the hell i'm looking at here. what, is this a cheese doodle? >> oh, that's my penis. >> it is? >> isn't it fantastic? it's such a great penis. it's the best penis. >> uh, yeah, congratulations. look, are there any other copies of this photo? >> oh, yes. >> where? >> i have one framed on my desk. i have one -- >> take them down.

now. [ phone ringing ] >> it's someone named eric trump calling. i've got to -- hello? nice try, loser. there's no such person as eric trump. >> jimmy: poor eric. he's really getting the worst of all this. hey, did any of you see the "mamma mia" sequel this weekend? [ cheers ] it's not like something to be proud of, but -- [ laughter ] "mamma mia: here we go again" was the number one movie based on the work of a swedish pop group over the weekend. it made $76 million. whenever there's a big movie out we run it by our in-house movie critic yahye. with that said this is yahye talking about the movie "mamma mia: here we go again." >> it's me yahya talking about the movie mamma mia. behind me is the movie called mamma mia harry we go again. it's good movie.

you know, like they have fun, you know, dance. mally strips she's in the movie. the guy frezner something is in the movie. stealin' sak rachlt ous hichlt is in the movie too. the english guy won oscar. his name colin fork. he's in the movie. the king that talk because he talk bad. and cher, i see her she's in that movie too. she's in nuckalas cage the movie. moonsocks. she got her husband sonny and she said i got you baby, i got you baby. >> i'm moving that out of the bio. >> mamma mia you talk about music like the movie. the people dance with the knife. like gang people. the movie music. the jewish guy is in the roof. another music. jolie anderson. she running from hitler. the movie also john travolta dot

movie saturday live. and stand the lion, stand the lion. go to the movie. good movie. good luck. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good luck to you too. we're going to take a break. when we come back, it was a big night on "the bachelorette." it was fantasy suite night. and we pulled a fun marijuana-themed prank on some people who eat pot. so stick around. we'll be right back with that. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by the maker of nexgard chewables. nexgard kills both fleas and ticks all month long. and it comes in an easy-to-give tasty chew. so you'll be happy you're keeping your dog protected with nexgard. no wonder it's the number one choice of vets for their dogs and yours. see your veterinarian for more information on flea and tick protection you and your dog will love.

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on "the bachelorette." it was fantasy suite night. this is the fantasy suite episode where the bachelorette spends the night with i don't know, two or three guys and everyone pretends that's not weird. [ laughter ] becca and the boys were in thailand this week. there's nothing more romantic than traveling to thailand for sex. there isn't. [ laughter ] it's all very strange. and one of the strangest traditions of all of them is when chris harrison, the host of show, every year he does this, he handwrites a note for each guy inviting them to sleep with the bachelorette. like a very thoughtful pimp. [ laughter ] this is how that goes. >> this is for you. >> okay. >> dear blake. do you want to see becca's boobies? chris harrison. >> uh, yeah. >> jimmy: and they spend the night together. basically, if you don't get picked after the fantasy suite date it means usual bad in bed. it's like a sex tryout.

and the odd man out tonight was jason, who, and i don't say this lightly, was victim of what might be the most shocking elimination in "bachelorette" history. ♪ >> i came into this rooting for your happiness. i always want to be rooting for your happiness. so i hope you find it. ♪ >> i want you to find it too. >> sure. >> i mean that. >> no, i know. i believe that. ♪ >> jimmy: oh, well that's -- it's shark week. [ cheers and applause ] affecting everything. once they smell blood in the hot tub it's over. and so now it's down to the final two. blake and my pick to win, garrett, which someone -- i picked garrett before the season, which is great for me. it has to be discouraging for becca that she's going to end up engaged to a guy who not once but twice this week said alls i want.

"alls i want." [ laughter ] as you know, we do our show here in los angeles, where marijuana is legal for recreational purposes. and you've ever been to one of these shops you know there are hundreds of different products out there. smokeables, edibles, vape pens, patches, you name it they make it. so we decided to have a little fun with that. we went to venice beach and asked people who claim to be marijuana enthusiasts to try something called the incredible edible. now, usually edibles will take a while, about half an hour to kick in. we told them this one works in five seconds. [ laughter ] there's no such thing as an incredible edible. we made it up. in fact, what we gave them was just a rg piece of candy with no pot in it at all. but did that stop them from feeling it in five seconds or less? let's find out in a new edition of "high witness news." [ applause ] >> would you say you enjoy mari. >> would you like to try a new edible?

it's called the incredible edible. and what makes it incredible is that it is an instant high. >> okay. >> enters the bloodstream right away and you feel something in about five seconds. >> damn. all right. >> want to give it a shot? >> yeah. >> so just pop that in. i'll count you down. and let me know what you're feeling. so here we go. one marijuana. two marijuana. three marijuana. four marijuana. five marijuana. >> okay. i like it. i like the high. >> how do you describe the high? >> you know, a little wavy. a little wavy. >> so you're feeling something? >> mm-hmm. >> it's definitely more of a body high. just relaxing. i can feel my shoulders. relax a little bit and just generally allows me to breathe a

little more freely. it's, yeah, pretty strong. >> what is that? it's sublingual. so it's just like dissolving -- >> it's got a lot working, a lot not working, a lot of active and inactive ingredients working together. >> i'm definitely faded. >> it's actually working xwik y quickly. just like you said it would. i usually get a 30-minute response from an edible. i can feel this going. >> pretty immediate. >> yeah. it goes right in. >> it has a very normalizing effect. >> and i can get that tremor to slow down to this that quickly, you've got my business. >> i just kind of feel instantly relaxed. like i just came in perspective a little more. i can see the beach behind you. looks nice. >> might take little longer for me. because i smoke a [ bleep ] load a weed.

[ laughter ] oh, man, i feel something. feel pretty good. >> these are strong. i feel the saliva coming out of the side of my mouth. >> you can hardly taste the thc in here. >> it's almost non-existent. >> yeah, you can't even taste it. >> now, how high were you before you tried it? >> i oh, i didn't smoke at all. i work at a we'd -- >> how does it compare to the ed ibl ibles at your we'd shop? >> it's better. >> i'm not bull [ bleep ]. i'm not just saying that. excuse my language, bro. >> didn't your parents never tell you never to take candy from a stranger? >> actually, yeah, many times. >> the good news is that's all you just took from a stranger. >> drugs, right? candy. oh, really? so i'm not even high? [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: you're high on life maybe is what it is. we have a big show tonight. we have music from calpurnia, lauren cohan is here. we'll be right back with justin theroux. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. welcome back to the show. tonight, from "the walking dead" and the forthcoming movie "mile 22" lauren cohan is here with us. then, their ep is called "scout," calpurnia from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night, mandy moore and elsie fisher will join us. we'll have music from dennis lloyd . and later this week, henry cavill, jeff ross, roastmaster general, sam heughan with music from brent cobb and the interrupters. please join us for all that stuff. our first guest is a very successful actor, writer and leftover from "the leftovers." now he is a spy opposite mila kunis and kate mckinnon in "the spy who dumped me." it opens in theaters august 3rd. please welcome justin theroux. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ how are you doing? you look very handsome. >> thank you. you do too. >> jimmy: and i like that even though you're dressed up and you're traditionally dressed up you've just got a hint of punk rock with that belt you have there. >> how did you -- you notice everything. >> jimmy: i like to see what -- i like to evaluate what's going on with you. by the way, i do want to say, have you been watching "the bachelorette" this season? >> i have not been. i've been taking -- we used to share that in common. i've taken a break this season. i feel like -- no offense to abc or anything, but i feel like it's a formula that's starting to repeat itself. >> jimmy: no. when did you realize that? season 18? >> like 9 or -- >> jimmy: so you're saying -- >> i've actually just become more of a "bachelor in paradise," that kind of -- >> jimmy: really? [ cheers and applause ] >> i can skipt rest of it. i just want the drama. >> jimmy: the wild west of the -- it hasn't been the same without you this season because you moved to new york and you

have new friends now. you have a new group of friends now. >> i have a new group of friends. >> jimmy: i hope you don't mind me mentioning this but you have become friends, is it with all of the guys from "queer eye" or some of the guys from "queer eye"? >> i've become -- well, primarily with johnny -- jonathan and tanny and anthony. they've now become -- they've sort of included me in their little -- >> jimmy: three of the five have embraced you. >> exactly. >> jimmy: and how did you meet -- did you meet these guys before the show came out? >> i was a big fan of the first season and kind of binged it and then i did one of those things that i've never done before in my life where i was with some friends, it was easter and i was just like i'm going to dm them because i saw some stories he was in new york. >> jimmy: on easter? >> yeah. i was making a quiche. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. that's how we celebrate. and i sent him a little -- i was like hey, you probably won't get this but this is justin and i'm making a quiche this easter and if you want to come by. i knew he was in brooklyn or something because he was with anthony. and he immediately hit me back

and was like oh, my god, i'm coming right away. he came over. anthony didn't come that time, but he came over, we had quiche. >> jimmy: you had easter together. >> and now it's sort of become this kind of thing whenever they're in town. they're off shooting the next season. >> jimmy: and do they shoot you down ever and go like hey, listen, you're -- we want to work on your look or anything like that? >> no. that was kind of the hope, that i'd kind of get these great tips and i'd have a makeover at my house. no. and actually, it's the opposite. i'm usually the one doing the shopping. like oh, my god, the guys are coming over. >> jimmy: you guys go shopping together? >> anthony made me nachos once and that was about the extent of it. >> jimmy: but they're experts in this. they go to -- if people haven't seen the show, it's a great show, by the way. they go to these men who are oftentimes very sad individuals and they make their lives better. >> they completely -- yeah. you're in tears by the end of it. it's fantastic. >> jimmy: then they leave and the lives go right back to horrible. >> exactly. monsters creeping down the walls again. >> jimmy: i love the idea of you guys shopping together. how does that work? >> we go shopping.

a lot of times because they like some of the stuff that i have in my house -- >> jimmy: i see. >> one night we were hanging out and we were about to go out and then jonathan realized he he needed a crop top, oh, my god, i need a crop top. during pride week. >> jimmy: for real. >> i was like oh, my god. so i got a t-shirt and i cut off the sleeves and i cut the -- >> jimmy: you cropped a top for him? >> we wanted to do a crop top that had the -- has this but has tassels. that's what he wanted. i was like -- >> jimmy: how did you do the tassels? did you cut around and go down or -- >> no. you just cut strips. but we didn't have the malfunctions. we didn't have the beads at the bottom that sort of weighed it down. so it just sort of looked like curly fries. my best crop top. >> jimmy: things have really changed. they really have. and this is -- you brought a drawing that you made. explain what's going on here.

this is hilarious. >> they all came over one night with a bunch of people, and then at a certain point jonathan and tanny were talking about like sex and stuff, you know, like guys do. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. guys in their crop tops. [ laughter ] >> guys sitting around in crop tops. >> jimmy: these tassels remind me of a stripper i dated. >> it became clear that they had never seen -- or at least tanny and jonathan had never -- did not know what a vagina looked -- i can say vagina, right? >> jimmy: you can say vagina, yeah. >> had never seen a vagina aside from what you see in a textbook or something like that. so i thought that was a tea teachable -- i thought that was very exciting. i went upstairs and i got art supplies and i said we're going to all draw vaginas. because i was dying to know in their brain what that looked like. we could all draw a penis. >> jimmy: so did they try to draw a vagina and then you

saw -- >> i said i don't want to see what you're drawing. i just want to know from an anatomical perspective what you think this looks like. and they said great. so they sat there and drew the vaginas and then they -- to hilarious effect held me up and showed me what they came up with. >> jimmy: so this is jonathan. -- [ laughter ] >> what i love -- are we blurring it out? >> jimmy: yeah. the audience at home's not going to see it. >> imagine the most rudimentary vagina -- >> jimmy: it looks more like a bat than a vagina. [ laughter ] so that's what they look like. >> he even titled this drawing and he wrote "le vagine." that's the masculine. >> jimmy: it's a mangina is what you have there. well, congratulations on your new friends. [ laughter ] i would like to be a part of that group. >> i truly would love to have you. >> jimmy: we'll take a break. when we come back, justin's got a very funny new movie.

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i know you're a spy. yeah. these guys showed up at my work, shoved me into a van, and showed me these horrible photos. >> what did you tell them? >> what do you mean what did i tell them? you're not going to deny it or tell me those photos were photoshopped or anything? oh, my god, you have a gun. >> tell me exactly what you told them. >> you have this little red dot on your forehead. >> stay down! >> jimmy: that is justin theroux and mila kunis in "the spy who

dumped me." you're the spy. >> i'm the spy. >> jimmy: who dumped mila kunis. >> right in the title. i'm the spy who dumped someone. >> jimmy: boy, that's a good movie. and the action -- i know it's a comedy but the action is really -- >> that was the cool thing about it. they did not skimp. it's not like an action comedy, the comedy's good and the rest -- they really did not skimp on the action. the action was -- >> jimmy: have you always wanted to play a spy? there was a little bit of spyness at the end of "the leftovers." >> we can did some spy stuff. but the truth is it's difficult to do -- it's not like a coal mooib but it's difficult to do stunts, whatever. it was the perfect amount of spyingness where i kind of came in in the middle of the movie and action, action. but i would -- it's kind of great because i didn't have to do the -- sign up for eight movies of doing a spy. just dip in and dip out. >> jimmy: it's not like roger moore -- >> exactly. >> jimmy: where you're typecast as a spy. how frequently are you working out now, exercisewise? do you work out? >> yeah, i work out.

>> jimmy: because i know you're eating a lot of quiche with the guys from "queer eye." >> my guilty pleasure. >> jimmy: what do you do workoutwise? >> i box for the post part. i've been doing that recently, lately, in the last -- >> jimmy: and who is your boxing trainer? >> i have this great guy named rob and this girl named clair who i'll spar with. i'll do mitts with rob and i'll spar with clair. because i can't spar with rob because he'll knock my block off. >> jimmy: so you are trading blows with clair. >> yes. with clair. she's about 5'4". extremely athletic and much younger. and it's impossible to even punch her. >> jimmy: well, i would hope -- but do you feel weird about -- >> i do. >> jimmy: -- punching a clair? >> i do. it's also that weird thing of you hit mitts and when you're actually trying to hit someone in the face everything in your body's saying don't punch them -- even though you're wearing gear, don't punch them in the face. but she's so quick and she just moves and she'll run you around the ring. that in it and of itself becomes a workout and occasionally

she'll reach out and smack you so hard in the face. and you have that reaction where your lip starts to go like a rubber band. you feel like you might cry. >> jimmy: that's clair. [ laughter ] has clair been hitting you? has clair been making you cry? [ laughter ] what is wrong with clair? and so even though you're wearing the head gear every once in a while she really stings you. >> yeah. and she's supposed to not do that. she's supposed to only do like little body blows or jabs. no right hooks. and then all of a sudden bang. >> jimmy: she tells you don't worry, i'm not going to hit you -- >> where if i so much as even touch her -- if i so much as get a sloppy -- >> jimmy: she reminds you -- >> i am 9 boss of this ring. >> jimmy: will you please shoot some video? next time bring that and all your vagina drawings. [ cheers and applause ] justin theroux, everybody. "the spy who dumped me" opens august 3rd. we'll be right back with lauren cohan. [ cheers and applause ] nd applause ]

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>> jimmy: still to come, music from calpurnia. you know our next guest from seven seasons as a machete-wielding zombie killer with a baby inside her on "the walking dead." next she stars alongside mark wahlberg on the action thriller "mile 22." please say hello to lauren cohan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so it's good to see you. i guess you were at comic-con this weekend. >> yeah. i survived my sixth comic-con. >> jimmy: do you go every year? is that part of the deal with being on "the walking dead"? >> yeah. we go every year. i think i've missed two in the time i've been there. it was good. this was a special one because it was andy lincoln, who plays rick's last year. it was like a giant family send-off. >> jimmy: were people upset about that? >> he had they were upset because they were hugely supportive because he's going because he wants to spend more

time with his kids and who can fault anyone for that? >> jimmy: yeah, but usually that's a lie when people say that. [ laughter ] i'm going to pend s'more time with my kids and then you see them in nine movies. and you're like what happened to your kids? >> that's funny. i'll leave that to andy to clean that up. >> jimmy: that's andy's problem, not your problem. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how long has your character been pregnant on the show? zplts somewhere between 18 and 19 years for the first trimester. it's good. i figured there's not that much nutrition in the apocalypse so you end up taking a lot longer to grow a baby. >> jimmy: the gestation period is longer in the apocalypse. i didn't know that. >> and no one can disprove this. >> jimmy: you're right. by my count you have like a kindergartner in you on the show. >> he was talking to me saying please can i be on the show? >> jimmy: but there was a trailer where it's like the future and you have the baby. >> yes. >> jimmy: so we know you're going to have the baby. >> i have trade aid ma shd a maa newborn. not even a newborn. a 1-year-old because we time jump. >> jimmy: i wouldn't make the

trade. i would have the machete at hand at all times. and are people -- you find that the fans are like hey, have the baby already, we want to see the baby? >> yeah. people want to see the baby. they also love to see you pregnant. >> jimmy: they do? >> yeah. and we skipped the pregnancy phase. so there was no gross carb intake for me. >> jimmy: interesting. and that's something you would have wlchelcomed. >> yeah. when the producers say please go eat pizza. >> jimmy: does that ever happen, by the way, where the producers say go eat pizza? >> yeah. i remember when sarah wayne callis was pregant on the show. they were like please go gain weight because you're going to be pregnant on the show. and is with like you lucky thing. >> jimmy: you grew up in new jersey sxengd. >> yes. >> jimmy: when did you come to los angeles? >> i came to los angeles with beatrice when i was -- >> jimmy: who's beatrice? >> beatrice is my granddad's buick. my first and only buick. >> jimmy: what kind of buick was it? >> it was a park avenue. it was champagne. had a long back seat. >> jimmy: oh, wow. it was your grandpa's car that

he had when it was new. >> yeah. it wasn't that old actually because it was 1995. >> jimmy: he gave it to you to drive to los angeles. >> he gave it to me to drive to los angeles. i would drive to auditions, get into accidents on the way to auditions. >> jimmy: how many times did you crash beatrice? >> i crashed beatrice one time in a minor car-ending crash. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. i basically was behind someone who decided to stop at the red light that was in front of us. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know these l.a. drivers -- >> what are they like? and she was the sweetest woman. and i knew in that moment of panic because i really had only just gotten my license to move to l.a. i thought you have to exchange documents, what do you have to do, what do you have to do. and i didn't want to be late to the audition. so i said to this woman, her name was rachel, i have an audition, i'm just going to give you my wallet so you know i'm good and i'll call you when i'm done and then we'll figure everything out. is that okay? and she was like okay.

so i go back to drive off and like my radiator's steaming, the front of the car is still crumpled. she was okay. the whole front of the car's so crumpled i can't move. and i end up like a half block later just stopping and crying. and i was like, not going to make the audition. and i ruined my car. and then i came back to her and she on top of all that, she said to me, you know, so you're new in l.a., do you need some work? because we've got kids if you want to babysit. and i thought you're crazier than i am, why would you want me to babysit your kids? i just crashed into your car. >> jimmy: did you babysit the kids? >> no. i spared her. i am a good babysitter. i have five younger siblings. >> jimmy: as long as you're not driving the kids arounds, it's fine. [ laughter ] did you call your grandfather and say guess, what bad, beatrice is deceased? >> yeah. beatrice should have gone to my sister after that and this whole chain of events -- >> jimmy: so your sister really got screwed in this deal? >> yeah. we don't like to talk about it. shh. >> jimmy: tell us about this movie that you're in with mark

wahlberg. this is you're part of a task force which to me is kind of a dream come true. i've always wanted to be part of a task force. >> get things done. your to-do list gets done. that's the task. >> jimmy: your task force has one thing on her to-do list. >> yeah. and this is the craziest task force. not the craziest. but it's very -- it's basically a black ops third option. so you've got diplomacy, warfare, and then these guys that you just let loose. they're really sort of behind the scenes protecting the nation in pretty sometimes unorthodox ways. it's a lot of fun. >> jimmy: it's a lot of fun. i would imagine, that is a lot of fun. you shot the movie in colombia, right? >> we shot the movie in bogota. we basically had the keys to the kingdom. >> jimmy: what is it like to shoot a movie in colombia? >> when you get to shoot in the equivalent of the times square in bogota, you -- it's awesome. we were blowing things up. we were really lucky because it was not a movie about cocaine in colombia. it was great for the country and great for -- >> jimmy: they felt it was refreshing to have a movie that

wasn't about cocaine? >> yeah. because it's not like that anymore. so it was like -- it was awesome. >> jimmy: instead you were able to blow cars up in their version of times square. >> yeah. it was -- >> jimmy: and it was a lot of fun. well, it sounds like it was a lot of fun. it's a shame beatrice couldn't be that car being blown up right there in bogota. >> i know. because she was already halfway there. >> jimmy: may she rest in peace. well, it's great to see you. congratulations on the movie. and you have a television show coming to abc coming up. >> yes. more in the family. >> jimmy: it's great to see you hp lauren cohan, everybody. "mile 22" opens august 17th. we'll be right back with calpurnia. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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so much for my new car smell, guys. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to justin theroux and lauren cohan. apologies to matt damon. this is their e.p. it's "scout." here with the song "city boy," calpurnia!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ when i walk around my room there is nothing else to say when i walk around my room everything will be okay ♪ ♪ oww i am a city boy you are a city girl you date the city tool ♪ ♪ i am a city fool i am a city boy bah da bah

bah da ba bah da bah city boy bah da bah ♪ ♪ bah da ba bah da bah one two three four when you have an artistic view ♪ ♪ it'll rub off on your take when you answer to a bunch of dudes you should run away ♪ ♪ i am a city boy you are a city girl you date the city tool i am a city fool ♪

♪ i am a city fool bah da bah bah da ba bah da bah city fool bah da bah ♪ ♪ bah da ba bah da bah i am a i am a city fool ♪ hrpz chrpz [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, a confrontation over a parking space turns physical, then deadly. >> that was my high school sweetheart. and it hurts so bad. >> this father dying in front of his son. the shooter protected by the stand your ground law. the controversial policy that let the shooter walk free. plus, protecting a predator? over 50 women accusing a long-time usc campus gynecologist of sexual assault. >> he practically rammed his fingers inside of me. >> allegedly taking nude photos and making lewd remarks during exams. >> i felt extremely stupid and embarrass