we appreciate your time. >> rht on jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- adam carolla, from "the spy who dumped me," sam heughan, and music from the interrupters, and now, for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thanks. hi, hello. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. oh, very nice. we have so much to get to. a veritable cornucopia of crazy. all stirred up by our celebrity

president, whose voice we heard on tuesday night instructing his former lawyer to pay off a playboy playmate. now today we learn there are more tapes to be heard and shared with friends. investigators reportedly have more than 100 audio recordings of michael cohen chatting with and about donald trump. apparently cohen would record these calls and meetings on his iphone instead of taking notes because it was easier than taking notes to record. [ laughter ] i'm starting to think maybe trump doesn't hire all the best people. [ laughter ] that's the conclusion. turns out the only person in the world who uses the voice memo app on his iphone is using it to tape the president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] and by the way -- you know who was really annoyed about this? russia. they're like, why are we putting so much work into spying on these americans when they seem to be doing it to themselves all the time? [ laughter [ laughter ] stormy daniels' lawyer, michael avenotti, had an interesting

take on this. he tweeted, breaking, donald trump conspired with michael cohen to pay off multiple other women prior to election day in 2016, they were also concerned about a pregnancy. oh, that's great. just what we need, another trump out there lurking. planning to run in 2048. after that tape the other day, the president is reportedly worried that these new revelations of infidelity could affect his marriage. can you imagine? imagine if melania leaves donald trump while he's in office. what if he has to give her the white house in the divorce settlement? [ laughter ] how would that work? if they did split up, you know if they split up he wouldn't just lay low. he'd be out there dating. he'd be like, you know what? think i might need to make a state visit to sweden, smooth a few things out over there. of course trump is angry with michael cohen. michael cohen specifically assured him those calls were being recorded for quality

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[ cheers and applause ] twitter may be taken away. tonight was the deadline for the government to reunite the immigrant families they've been separating at the border. unfortunately, they've already deported a lot of the parents without their kids as part of trump's many children left behind program. one in three children haven't been reunited with their parents. on top of everything else they've got going on, the trump administration has been handing out trophy permits, many of them to republican donors who want to shoot a lion. how do they even find like the time to do more horrible stuff? i mean, this guy spends all day dealing with the mueller investigation, the cohen tapes, russia, north korea. somehow he finds time to say, let's get back to letting rich guys shoot lions in the face. this is interesting. someone gave us -- my wife and i a book for my son, our son billy. it's called "roar, roar." one of those books where you lift up the flaps to see what the animals say. so i noticed something odd about

it. it starts out fine. it starts out with who's behind the bush? it's a friendly lion. roar, roar. who's that among the reeds? happy hippo, snort, snort. you get the idea, right? it has all the sounds. but when you get to the end the gazelle says, who's behind the rock? and then it says, it's a happy elephant, trump, trump. [ laughter ] the sound effect the elephants make. that's -- i don't know. if there are two trumps in the area this elephant better get the hell out of there. [ laughter ] probably eric and donald jr. with their guns. anyway, unfortunately we don't know what happens after trump trump in the book because that's the end. it ends with a cliffhanger. i have to say, when i read a children's book, i need closure. so we added one more page to the book. and it goes like this. who's that above the fireplace?

and then you can see it's the friendly lion, the tall giraffe, the happy hippo, the hungry crocodile, the happy elephant. so they all die happily ever after. [ moans and applause ] let me explain something, we didn't actually kill the animals. this is a cartoon. any of you planning to see the new "mission impossible" this weekend? [ cheers and applause ] this is a good one. it's widely expected to be number one at the box office. so we immediately called our in-house movie critic yehya. yehya loves movies and stars, mostly the stars, sometimes the movies. here is yehya talking about "mission impossible: fallout." >> action! hi, it's me, yehya! i'm talking about the movie "mission impossible." i don't know, 7, 8, something. the movie behind me -- uh -- the

movie is called -- "fluto." "mission impossible 7:fluto." they have action, fire. they have a jump-a from the building. tom cruise is the main guy in the movie. i remember he marry nicole kid than. he marry vanilla cruz. he marry the lady, cat something, cat hudson, something, i don't know, i forget her name. the guy with the moustache, harney superman, he's the bad guy of the movie. the black guy with the head, steve something, i forget his name. and the guy -- i'm not in the ocean, i'm in the air. you know, alec balldon, he's the president that movie. the lady, the ladylike cia,

olivia something, the first movie, tom cruise, he drive in the plane, you know. he's in the movie also "dracula." he's in the movie to make a dark hole, in the club, in the bar, everywhere. in the movie also with dustin hoffman, he is not smart and he play card like very gas. jack nicholson, the movie is called "few good guys." the one guy say, i want the truth. that's our guy, you couldn't handle the truth. now he do like "mission impossible." [ belching ] sorry. the movie, good movie. go watch-a movie, good luck, action! cut! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we're going to take a break. when we come back, we will play one of our dumbest games. guillermo is up on the roof right now.

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guillermo is stationed on our roof. how's the weather? >> guillermo: i want to tell you, you should pay me extra today. because i'm so close to the sun. >> jimmy: uh-huh. you look very rugged in that sleeveless jacket. you remind me of a young larry the cable guy. what is that, a safety harness? >> guillermo: yeah, jimmy. to prevent accidents. >> jimmy: yeah, i know what a safety harness is. ready to throw stuff off the roof? >> guillermo: i'm ready, let's do it. >> jimmy: guillermo is going to drop a prize from the roof onto the person down below. if the person catches that prize, they get to keep that prize. let's go to the street where cousin sal is with our first -- hey, cousin sal. you got that stuff on too? >> sal: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: who do we have here? >> hi, hillary. >> jimmy: hi, no, my name's not -- never mind. your name is hillary? >> yes. >> jimmy: where are you from. >> hillary? >> indianapolis. >> jimmy: hillary, were you wearing that when you showed up today in hollywood?

>> i have a a better shirt on underneath this black shirt. >> jimmy: hillary what do you do for a living? >> i'm a recruiter at aegis worldwide. >> jimmy: do you have any experience catching things? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: what, for instance? >> i played softball when i was younger. >> this is great, oh, perfect. we're going to turn the sound off, hillary, so you cannot hear what is about to come from the sky. let's go back up to guillermo who will now inform us -- [ laughter ] what is that you have there, guillermo? >> guillermo: i have a beach hat and a slurpee. >> jimmy: a what? >> guillermo: a beach hat and a slurpee. >> jimmy: all right, okay. so you are going to pour that. and then what happens when it gets there, when she gets it, she gets to keep the hat? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. and $100 of gift card from in and out. >> jimmy: all right, okay. [ cheers and applause ]

that's ruined now. let's find out if she's ready downstairs. yes, guillermo? >> guillermo: hold on, jimmy. last but not least, the most important thing. >> jimmy: all right. oh, it's a slipperina you're making there. be careful, you're on the roof. let's go back down. are you ready? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. guillermo? >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: here it comes. oh my goodness, wow, that was right on target. you know what hillary, that was all your fault i have to say. let's look at the slow motion instant replay. oh, it just went right through your arms. but you know what? you can keep it anyway, all right, hillary? thank you for playing "you catch it, you keep it." [ applause ] yes, be careful, don't slip. all right, sal, who do we have there next? >> i'm kelly. >> jimmy: kelly, where are you from? >> fair hope, alabama. >> jimmy: are you here on vacation?

>> a little softball tournament. >> jimmy: oh, perfect, wow, a lot of softball going on. are you in the softball tournament? >> no, my daughter is. got three athletes in the family. i'm not one of them. >> jimmy: you're not, oh. all right, maybe we should be having her play this game. all right, you know how the game works? you saw what happened. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> sal: psyched. >> jimmy: you seem excited, kelly. >> ready for it. played a little d-1 ball, i'm ready for this. >> jimmy: let's go back to the roof to guillermo. our next item is what, guillermo? >> guillermo: a cooler full of popsicles, jimmy. >> jimmy: a cooler full of popsicles, very good. anything good in there? >> guillermo: also we're going to add two tickets to disneyland. >> jimmy: oh, beautiful, all right. all right. that makes it better. >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: this one seems dangerous. but we're going to do it anyway. >> guillermo: all right. and also we got -- >> jimmy: no, you don't need tequila in it. all right. all right.

that seems unnecessary, but let's do it anyway. guillermo, count it down. are you ready on the ground? >> oh, yeah, let's do this. >> jimmy: here we go. look to the sky. >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: here it comes. oh my goodness! so very close to catching that. oh, the lid, maybe that would have counted if you'd caught that. let's take a look at the replay. oh, wow. all right, okay, yeah. all right, so we have a personal injury case on our hands now. how you feeling? >> not bad. >> sal: your neck hurts. >> mostly embarrassed. >> jimmy: there you go. kelly, we're going to give you the tickets to disneyland anyway because none of this means anything, all right? [ cheers and applause ] bring somebody back in. there you go, there they are. slightly sticky but they should work anyway. what is your name? >> my name is ozzie. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> fayetteville, north carolina.

>> jimmy: welcome to "you catch it, you keep it." have you been watching? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: have you played any baseball? >> yes, sir, when i was younger. >> jimmy: perfect, all right, ozz ozzie. are you ready? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: let's go back to the roof, let's turn the sound down again. what do we have there, guillermo? >> guillermo: we have a baby doll with a pair of lebron nike shoes. >> jimmy: oh, i hope they're his size. >> guillermo: i think so, they're like 14, i think. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, that is the most common size. all right. our legal department wants me to remind you, do not do this with a real baby. are you ready to count it down, guillermo? >> guillermo: ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: are you ready on the ground? >> sal: we're switching gloves but we're ready. >> jimmy: switching gloves, all right. this will be fun for people across the street who don't know what h illeo. cot it! >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: here it comes.w, wre .

you know what? you can again, as we did in the past, you are allowed to keep those, ozzie, anyway. there we go, all right. take those with you. i hope they fit. all right. >> sal: that it? >> jimmy: we're going to try one more? what's your name? >> ann marie. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> the land down under, australia. >> jimmy: oh, yes, i've heard of it, yes. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: welcome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: are you on vacation? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, very good. all right. we're going to try to make this a notable vacation, and we're going to throw something off the roof for you to catch are you are you ready? >> ready. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. guillermo? >> guillermo: we have an ice cream sundae with a gift card from -- i don't know how to say the name -- chick-car-deli. >> jimmy: ghiradelli. it's right next door to us. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: we've got an ice cream card in ice cream. >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right, you've already eaten some of it, i see. all right.

all right. all right, here we go, one more time. >> guillermo: ready? >> jimmy: ready on the ground? >> sal: you're not lactose intolerant? >> jimmy: it will be great. okay, all right. hopefully you're not an alcoholic either. count it down, >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: i think that was impossible to catch. >> sal: she didn't get any, she somehow didn't get any. >> jimmy: really, you stayed pretty clean. it exploded pretty much on impact. oh my goodness. but we're going to -- you know what we'll give you the ice cream anyway. thank you for playing. there you go. that's "you catch it, you keep it." or "you miss it, you keep it." we should just call it "you keep it." we have a great show tonight. we have music fr sam heughan is here and we'll be

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[ cheers and applause ] you can see the interrupters live on the warped tour through next sunday. next week we are back at it again we have new shows with kim kardashian west, christian slater, sean "diddy" combs, ryan phillippe, hayley atwell, sean spicer, brett baier, betty gilpin plus music from train, courtney barnett and dan and shay. please join us for all of that. our first guest is an actor, comedian, writer, carpenter, documentary filmmaker, and one of the most prominent casters in the history of pod. you can see him work his magic live in seattle september 13 and at the grove of anaheim november 30th or download his podcast every day. please welcome america's sweetheart, adam carolla! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: welcome, welcome, adam. >> good to be here, jimmy. >> jimmy: i don't know if you're aware of this, this is your 52nd appearance on the show. >> i love it, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and this towel. i think it's like number 48 for the towel. >> well, you know, i get a little dewy up here at times, jimmy, i thought i'd bring the towel. >> jimmy: seems like you're at work, like. so really you're like doing something. >> yeah, i could do that thing they do in sitcoms where the bartenders just wipe the glass endlessly. that's my greatest lament as an adult, every time i go to the bar, why isn't there a guy just wiping a glass endlessly like my childhood? >> jimmy: turns out tv is not like real life. >> no, it's not. we're both wearing makeup right now. >> jimmy: we are, i know. >> we rarely wear makeup in rare life. >> jimmy: you rarely wear clothes. i'm happy to see you put a sport jacket on and even shoes is something for you. >> i respect the format, jimmy.

not your show per se. >> jimmy: not the show specifically. >> the late night format i respect. [ applause ] >> jimmy: on behalf of us, going back to jack parr, we say thank you. >> he's my favorite. i wish he was alive and sitting here right now. >> jimmy: your kids are here, your twins, sonny and natalia. [ cheers and applause ] hi, kids. they're very good kids. >> they are. >> jimmy: do you take them to many things like that? >> no, almost nothing. [ laughter ] it was funny because they were floating around in the swimming pool, you know, white privilege and all. [ laughter ] and i was lighting a cigar with a 100-dollar bill. and i said, hey, we're going to go see uncle jimmy tomorrow. and they said, oh, we're going to see uncle jimmy tomorrow! i said, yeah, we're going to the show, going to see uncle jimmy. natalia said, who's the guest going to be? i said, i'm going to be the guest. she went, awww!

[ applause ] yeah we bumped cardi b so your old fart of a dad could sit up here and wax poetic with jimmy. she was devastated when i told her i was going to be the guest. >> jimmy: you have to learn to not be disappointed when you are disappointed, for your father's sake. >> that's right, yes. put on a happy face. learn to lie. later on when you have an eating disorder, i'll never know. i'm talking to the boy! come on. >> jimmy: that's sexism, yes. >> right. >> jimmy: you came to my house for fourth of july with the kids. >> yes. >> jimmy: and it was great, because it was a beautiful day, we were down by the beach, we sat and watched television. >> yes, we sat and watched tv and i was complaining about the coney island hot dog eating competition. >> jimmy: oh, right, yeah. >> that happened earlier that day. >> jimmy: at nathan's, yeah. >> i like the idea there's a hot dog eating competition. no wonder the rest of the world

hates us so much. we got guys wolfing down hot dogs and then vomiting into a trash can. you're throwing fungibles off the roof. they're all looking for clean water and a place to die. i mean, come on. it's the most american thing ever, right? >> jimmy: you're right. >> we're so lousy with hot dogs we pay guys to eat and then throw up. i don't like the way they eat it. i feel like you should eat it conventionally. they got the mug of water they're dipping. they're ripping the hot dog families apart right at the border. put the buns in the cage, the hot dogs get the attention. they're tearing into them, dipping them into water. the guy's shoving it in his mouth. >> jimmy: yeah. >> all right. i'm no longer watching because it's grotesque, i feel like every tenth hot dog on the tenth hot dog, you do a chili cheese and you have to eat it conventionally. no ripping it apart. no dunking. 20th we go chicagoan.

like the money ball in the three-point competition with the nba. >> jimmy: up the ante a little bit. >> i would watch that. >> jimmy: they've lost sight of what the hot dog contest is about, which is eating hot dogs. >> right. >> jimmy: it's about how many hot dogs you can eat, not being a human garbage pail. >> right, dunking it in the water and the whole thing. >> jimmy: i'm glad you're paying attention to this sort of thing because literally no one is else in the world. >> i don't call miles a hero. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. >> many do. but somebody has to speak out, jimmy. especially with the kids. i want to leave you guys a world where you can eat hot dogs like a human being. by the way, if you ever invited one of these guys if your barbecue and he started ripping the hot dogs apart, dunking them in the water, shoving them in his face? you wouldn't let him near your kids. >> jimmy: no, probably. >> not at all. >> jimmy: you'd probably call the police. >> what do we do, squirt ketchup in your mouth while you're doing this? >> jimmy: mutt tard, of course. >> don't you do it, kid. >> jimmy: you just had your first colonoscopy. >> i did.

>> jimmy: was it what you expected it would be? >> well, there was a few things about it. so dr. drew got me set up on the colonoscopy. i know you had one recently. >> jimmy: yes. >> i did one without a film crew, by the way. [ laughter ] i know that's absurd in your world. katie couric holding my hand. a segment producer and a boom mike smashing my ball sac. you know. i had the kids, they had the phone, they filmed it, we didn't have a whole crew. we had a local news organization. >> jimmy: oh, i see, a local crew with you. >> we didn't turn it into a big deal. so -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so i go there. so the first part is the part where you have to drink the seawater like a gallon of seawater. no eating for 24 hours. nothing. no liquids with colors in it. no nothing. just like seawater, salt water, brine. it's that thing, in life, like i like to cheat. like you're a kid, did you brush your teeth? oh, i'll just wet the toothbrush

and set it back on there. let's see how many dependants should i claim on my irs thing? let's make it five. i'm going to go five. five dedependants. here's the deal, when they're putting a camera up your ass? you can't cheat. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: right. >> you can't be like, i didn't know, hungarian food last night? no, no. you said 24 hours, i don't know, i'm a stickler for details. you can cheat in everything, but not when they're putting a camera up your ass. >> jimmy: yeah. >> then they know everything. >> jimmy: they do. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you cheat? >> no, i didn't cheat. and i was feeling a little depleted. and i was on the gurney. and i was in my gown. and i had the iv in and everything. and the nurse came by with the clipboard and she said, all right, we're about to roll you in to be violated. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> to have your behindment deployed.

quote of the year, kids. rolled me in. so, is this your first colonoscopy? and i said, yeah, it is. she went, oh, first rodeo. and i thought -- could there be an activity that punishes the rear end more than the rodeo? you know what i mean? like she could have said, first pillow fight. i would have been fine. >> jimmy: it's a poor choice of analogies. >> first ride on a unicycle with no seat, huh? okay, first rodeo? it's eight seconds of intense rectal abuse. that's all the rodeo is. >> jimmy: you know what, we're going to isolate that clip. in your in memoriam montage, i'm going to insist at the emmys they play that moment where you said intense rectal -- what was it? >> abuse! >> jimmy: we're going to take a break, adam carolla is here, we'll be right back. we'll be right back. if you feel like you spend too much time in the bathroom with recurring constipation and belly pain talk to your doctor and say yesss! to linzess.

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>> jimmy: hi, we're back with adam carolla. sam hughen and the interrupters still to come. so you have a show in seattle. it's kind of a weird thing, isn't it, that -- do you feel

like you're for some reason in seattle more than any other city they love you? >> well, you know, it's funny. because when i was doing radio, we were syndicated in seattle. which probably helps now with the audience in seattle. but my program director came in and he said, you guys are number one in seattle. and i said, you want to know what the smartest city in the united states is? it's seattle. and he said, yeah, you know where else you're number one? i said, where? he said, the dumbest city in america, vegas, where jimmy kimmel is from. >> jimmy: what? the dumb -- how is that the dumbest city? by the way, people come into vegas, we take all their money and send them back to their stupid towns. [ applause ] so who's the dummy? >> true, i don't know. i heard the dumbest city was vegas, and the smartest city was seattle. >> jimmy: oh. by the way, i lived in seattle, my first radio job was in seattle, they fired me almost immediately. >> yeah, it was funny. he said the caveat was is they were number three when you were

living there. as soon as you left they went to number one. you were like a sandbag on their dirigible. >> jimmy: really, is that what they said? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's unfortunate. >> can i say one more thing about the colonoscopy? >> jimmy: yeah, go ahead. >> i was laying there. it's always -- it's go time when they tell you to roll over on your side, you know. and i rolled over on my side. and they started the drip with the sedatives and everything. and right then the guy was going to perform the procedure, leaned in, and he went, oh, hey, adam corolla, i just saw a whole spread on your race cars in the "l.a. times," you got paul newman race cars. and i was like, let me tell you about my -- arrggh -- i was like, finally somebody asked me about my race cars, my number one subject, hang on! as soon as i woke up i went back into the race cars. >> jimmy: i'm going to hire that

anesthesiologist to work at my house when you come over to visit so we don't have to ever hear about your race cars ever again. >> you see? >> jimmy: you see, yeah. it's part of being dumb. [ laughter ] adam, it's a pleasure to have you here. i was talking about myself, please. >> self-deprecating. listen, he doesn't think much of himself. he only had a faour-man crew whn he was getting a colonoscopy. >> jimmy: it was katie couric. >> he was loved, he wasn't booed. >> jimmy: that was not love. it's great to have you here. thank you so much for being here. thanks to the kids for coming along too. "the adam carolla show" will tape live from the moore theater in seattle september 13 and the grove of anaheim november 30th. we'll be right back with sam heughan. ♪movement was my only tell ♪running through the door as i start to yell♪ ♪movement was my only chance ♪full speed ahead was my only plan♪

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>> jimmy: hi there welcome back. still to come, the interrupters. our next guest delights millions

around the world as the 18th-century scotsman who regularly takes his kilt off. his show called "outlander" is on starz, and on august 3rd he joins mila kunis and kate mckinnon in "the spy who dumped me." please say hello to sam hughen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i don't know if you pay attention but there's a lot of excitement around your appearance here. [ cheers and applause ] particularly from women. >> wow. fantastic. >> jimmy: you know you really have something going on when your fans give themselves a group name. >> yes. >> jimmy: and form a community. >> yes. we have a great group of fans, they're called the heughligans. they are almost as big as the kimmels. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're going to be shocked to learn i do not have a fan group. >> i'll be the first guy. >> jimmy: that would be nice. you'll follow me around, maybe i'll call the police on you

every once in a while. >> yeah, that's fun. i was going to compliment you on your suit, it looks a little plaid, tartan there. >> jimmy: you're from scotland, yes. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: scottish accent in "outlander." english accent in the movie. a bit of an american accent also. before you get a job offer like this do they know for sure you can do those accents or do you just tell them? >> i generally tell them anything they want to hear. >> jimmy: for real. [ laughter ] >> as an actor i'll just lie, basically lie. it gets me into a lot of situations. >> jimmy: do you really just lie? >> basically, yeah. >> jimmy: do they find out you're lying? >> it's come very close a few times. when i first came to l.a. i used to pretend i was american. they had ask you where you're from. like every spy you try and stick as close to the truth as possible. i'd say, i'm from scotland but my dad is american, or canadian, maybe. then i have to develop this accent that is slightly

scottish, slightly canadian. >> jimmy: why did you do that? to give them confidence you can do the job? >> to get a job. i can ride a horse, juggle, title rope walk, all of it. >> jimmy: can you ride a horse, juggle -- >> none of those. >> jimmy: do you find yourself on a horse, juggling, anything like that? >> i had a few situations when i started out as an actor, i found myself being chased by a posse on a horse that i couldn't control at all, down a ravine. when i got off the horse i was shaking. i didn't fall off the horse. i was shaking. the director comes over and says, do you want to do it again? i was like, love to, love to! yeah. >> jimmy: acting is lying, though. in a way. it's like kind of a bigger form of lying. you're pretending to be someone you're not, hopefully people believe it. >> hopefully they do, yes. my canadian accent was probably not very believable. >> jimmy: what is a canadian accent? is it that typical, aboochlt, all that kind of stuff? >> aboot.

i was going to ask justin. >> jimmy: just thin thoreau. he's not canadian. >> he could be passed off is the canadian prime minister. >> jimmy: justin trudeau, yeah, for sure. there is some confusion every once in a while, yeah. so -- okay, so you did this movie with these people. you shot -- where did you shoot this, budapest? >> we shot? budapest. a little bit in viennvienna. all around europe. berlin as well. budapest was incredible. it's really amazing. the people were fantastic there. >> jimmy: are they? do they know what's like -- a lot of people shoot there. do they know what's going on? do they know you, your tv show? it's a good question. yes. i went to a gym there actually, this fantastic gym, a bit like the gold's of budapest. they had lots of pictures of very famous people there. lawrence, schwarzenegger. all these people have trained there -- >> jimmy: lawrence fox? >> he's a canadian, maybe? [ laughter ] yeah, so like the last week of

training this guy is letting me train, giving me protein shakes. the last week i walk in, he's painted this mural of me in the center of his changing room. life-sized mural. i'm like, wow, this guy really likes "outlander." and then i'm speaking to him. he goes, yes, i watch your movie. that's my canadian accent. [ laughter ] i watch your movie. which movie is that? he said, yes, yes, "tarzan." [ laughter ] oh, that's not actually me. but he's like, oh. and he looked kind of sad about this. then, i see your other movie. i said, which movie is that? "alexander the great." yes, that's not me either. [ laughter ] that's colin farrell. but i think i'm pretty big -- >> jimmy: was the painting of you? >> it was me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at least they got that part of it right, that would have been even stranger if they'd missed that. >> i think he may have changed the name, just painted that out, put skarsgard or something. >> jimmy: i see what you're saying, yeah. you know what, at least you got -- boy, i go in a gym every

once in a while, nobody ever paints me on a wall. you've got to take -- you know, be positive. >> stop painting yourself on the wall maybe. >> jimmy: stop painting yourself into corners and -- >> hand out head shots maybe as well. >> jimmy: and onto walls. the movie is very funny. "the spy who dumped me." it opens in theaters august 3rd. sam hooun hughen, everybody! be right back with music from the interrupters. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. thing.

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woah oh i've been burned for the last time ♪ ♪ time time time woah oh i've been burned for the last time ♪ ♪ it started out like any other morning the sky was red he took it as a warning ♪ ♪ she hit the hive now the bees are swarming he played the victim till the crowd starts forming ♪ ♪ she's got a history of making a scene yeah she tell a story she got started like ♪ ♪ he's the executioner and she's the queen and he's the one whose neck is in the guillotine ♪ ♪ i'm a match she's kerosene you know she's gonna burn down everything ♪ ♪ she's an arsonist in her pass time and i've been burned for the last time ♪ ♪ time time time woah oh i've been burned for the last time ♪ ♪ time time time woah oh i've been burned for the last time ♪

♪ the smoke clears out when he's been awaken he said this life could be mine for the taking ♪ ♪ she need a drink so she starts shaking and played a victim til his heart stops breaking ♪ ♪ no real tears cause she don't mean it this landscape used to be so scenic ♪ ♪ and he could make it out if he could dream it rising up from the ash he's a phoenix ♪ ♪ i'm a match she's kerosene you know she's gonna burn down everything ♪ ♪ she's an arsonist in her pass time and i've been burned for the last time ♪ ♪ time time time woah oh i've been burned for the last time ♪ ♪ time time time woah oh i've been burned for the last t ♪ you play with me you're playing with fire

you play with me you're playing with fire ♪ ♪ i'm a match she's kerosene you're playing with me you're playing fire ♪ ♪ you know she's gonna burn down everything she's an arsonist in her pass time ♪ ♪ you're playing with me you're playing fire and i've been burned for the last time ♪ ♪ time time time woah you're playing with me you're playing fire ♪ ♪ i've been burned for the last time time time time woah ♪ ♪ you're playing with me you're playing fire i've been burned for the last time ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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