joining us. >> see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, dave grohl, from fox news, bret baier, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from courtney barnett. and now, for the most part, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. i'm glad we're here together. i have to say, you know -- there's a lot of division in this country right now.

and rightly so. some people are wrong. but this is something that i think we can all agree on. and that is that it's no fun to go through airport security. it's slow, it's inconvenient, it's a hassle. but that might change because the tsa is using these new scanners that are said to be so effective, we might be able to carry moisturizer in our bags again. wouldn't that be wonderful? [ laughter ] all i need is a tube of cocoa butter and my emotional support monkey and i am happy as a clam. the other news is tsa is also said to be considering an initiative to eliminate security screenings, to eliminate all security at 150 small and medium-sized airports. that sounds like a good -- who came up with that plan, isis? [ laughter ] is the idea to inconvenience the terrorists by making them drive to topeka? cnn's terrorism analyst said it is stunning that this is even being considered. but it is, and according to internal reports, the reason why it's being considered is because it would save $115 million a

year. which i don't know, the lakers paid more than that for lebron james. [ laughter ] that doesn't seem like enough. i don't like going through the line either, but i would also rather not have to rely on the employees at cinnabon to keep theirize open for suspicious activity. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, our president gave himself a little pat down this afternoon. he tweeted, working hard, thank you, 50% approval rating. [ laughter ] congratulations, only half the country doesn't like you. it's like a kid who comes home with a report card, look mom, i got an "f!" the president gave thanks to his new buddy, kim jong-un. he wrote, thank you to chairman kim jong-un for keeping your word and starting the process of sending home the remains of our great beloved missing fallen. i am not at all surprised that you took this kind action, also thank you for your nice letter, i look forward to seeing you

soon. [ laughter ] he's got a pen pal. [ laughter ] that will come in handy when he's in prison, that's nice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i just want to say for the record, sending human remains in a letter doesn't make you our friend, it makes you a serial killer. [ laughter ] while trump sends love notes to dictator buddies, conclusion-palooza marches on. there are new details whether or not the president will sit for an interview with special counsel robert mueller. team trump and team mueller have been going back and forth, negotiating the parameters of a possible face-to-face. mueller has reportedly offered trump the option now of answering some of the questions in writing. trump's legal team would prefer he answer in the form of cartoon drawings or charades. [ laughter ] but writing is good too. mueller's agreed to reduce the number of questions he initially wanted to ask the president. and also to limit his questions only to when fox news goes to commercial breaks. so when you hear the word "mess

thelioma," you've got three minutes. rudy giuliani, the president's attorney, said the president's team is reviewing mueller's proposal and he repeated trump is eager to meet with investigators himself but his lawyers don't want him to. this is a story we keep hearing. i don't believe it for one second. he can hide, my lawyers don't want me to but i want to. unless he has no other choice, the only way donald trump is sitting down with robert mueller is if mueller hires a person star with a bra full of chicken nuggets to ask the questions. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not buying that. tomorrow -- i don't know if you know this, tomorrow's national watermelon day. and for those enthusiasts who might be with us tonight, we are celebrating tonight by, well, let's go out to our watermelon stand which is manned by our watermelon meister guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] i see you're surrounded by watermelons. what is your favorite fruit? >> guillermo: watermelon, of

course. >> jimmy: watermelon, okay. grab somebody out there who might like some watermelon, somebody on the street. and we'll meet them and we'll say hello. and hello, what is your name? >> my name is mike. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> minneapolis, minnesota. >> jimmy: wow, some people in the audience are from there. either that or just enthusiastic. >> that's awesome, that's awesome. >> jimmy: what do you do for work? >> hr recruiter. i help people get jobs for our company. >> jimmy: you're the hr guy? [ laughter ] >> one of them, yeah. i'm the good hr guy. >> jimmy: seems like you'd be the one they'd be reporting. [ laughter ] all right, mike. guillermo, get mike a waterme n watermelon, will you, for god's sake. he's come all the way -- he's visiting, it's summer, it's very hot outside. that is going to take forever with the plastic knife, guillermo. >> guillermo: wait, hold on, jimmy, let me call my assistant. >> jimmy: call your assistant. >> guillermo: courtney, take care of this for me. >> jimmy: what's your

assistant's name? >> guillermo: courtney. >> jimmy: sounds like corny. you're going to break open that watermelon for us? >> i am. >> jimmy: go ahead. there you go. this is how you do it, mike. you don't need the little plastic knife. [ cheers and applause ] there you go, enjoy your watermelon, mike. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's courtney olsen. last time i saw something like that is when i became a father for the second time. [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] >> thank you very much for this gift. >> jimmy: when did you discover you had this talent to do this? >> it was a dare. >> jimmy: a dare. >> yeah, when i quit drinking about 8 1/2 years ago. [ laughter ] my favorite hobby was to go into bars and shark drunk men, i dare you to arm wrestle. i made a killing off of it. >> jimmy: then somebody pulled out a watermelon, and the rest is television history. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to clear

the area. >> that is amazing, i can't do that. >> jimmy: thank you, mike, also. enjoy your watermelon. >> thanks, jimmy. that was awesome, good job. >> jimmy: all right there you go, courtney and mike. here's something for those of you who are fans of television shows from the '80s and '90s. two classic sitcoms could be back on the air soon. they're working on reboots of "frasier" and "al of." [ cheers and applause ] i guess people are excited. i would love to see them combine those shows. [ laughter ] frasier comes home from the radio station, there's alf in the house driving him nuts. if you never saw "alf," it's like a furry, cat alien-eating puppet. the remake is in early stages of development. i think i know the perfect person did do the voice of the new alf, let me know what you think of this. >> what do you plan to do about the homeless? >> it's the biggest problem, in my opinion, this world has. so we could do something to

substantially reduce them, ideally get rid of them, maybe that's a dream. >> i guess you are a good president. >> i'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world. it's true. >> i'm glad to see you haven't lost your boyish sense of humor, mr. president. >> grab them by the [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that will be its catch phrase. he'll say that everybody will go nuts. they do actually have the same hair. i never realized. [ laughter ] there are a lot of remakes on tv. "will & grace" is a hit for nbc. abc recently brought "roseanne" back, from what i'm told that's going great. [ laughter ] "frasier crane isn't the only tv doctor from the '90s who deserves new life. i have another one in mind i think would be perfect for another run on cbs right now. >> i was a pioneer. the first woman doctor in the colorado territory. but now i found a higher calling. and trails are about to get

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with dave grohl. first, guillermo, who do you have there? >> art. >> jimmy: have you met guillermo. >>? yes, nice gentleman. >> jimmy: are you here on vacation. >> i am indeed. >> jimmy: good vacation so far? >> wonderful. came out with my granddaughter, grandson, and my wife. >> jimmy: got the family here. are you a fan of watermelon? >> yes, very much. >> jimmy: we happen to have some watermelons, perhaps you would enjoy one now. >> yes, thank you, i would. >> jimmy: guillermo, provide art with a watermelon there. yeah, there you go, that's for you. you know, guillermo, you probably should -- >> guillermo: let me call my assistant again. courtney, come back, please. >> jimmy: this is guillermo's assistant courtney. she's going to be opening the watermelon for you. there you go. okay.

>> jimmy: yep, just like they do in the store. >> oh, my. >> jimmy: oh, and that one -- oh, there we go. very well done. [ cheers and applause ] very good, art, have you ever seen anything like that before? >> no, in answer to your question, no. >> jimmy: well, enjoy the watermelon, art. >> thank you, guillermo. thank you, courtney. >> jimmy: there you go. wow, i think art's in love. this is exciting news for hard-core "star wars" fans. the jacket that harrison ford wore in "the empire strikes back," the han solo jacket, is being put up on the auction block this fall. it's expected to go for an estimated $1.3 million. i don't know how they estimate this stuff. that's the jacket. just think of the thrill you would get from owning this jacket. you could say to your guests, this is han solo's jacket, and they'll say, cool. you know? really, it would be an amazing -- >> hey, everybody.

[ cheers and applause ] >> wow. please. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what a surprise. welcome. >> hey. >> jimmy: very good to have you here, it's mark hamill, everyone. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: what's up, what's going on? >> well, i couldn't help overhear you talking about how much han solo's jacket's going to sell for. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh my gosh, it's incredible, how much? >> jimmy: they said $1.3 million, more than that, it's a lot. >> unbelievable. but hey, i've got a special offer. for one night and one night only. i'm prepared to offer your audience a pair of luke skywalker's capri pants! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow.

wow, they're nice. >> how about those? >> jimmy: they are real nice. >> yep. >> jimmy: how much are you asking for them? >> well, i think they're going to go for $100,000. i do accept paypal and venmo. >> jimmy: not that that doesn't seem like a great deal, but the reason the han solo jacket is so valuable he wore it in "the empire strikes back." he wore it as a movie prop. >> what are you talking about? i wore those in "the empire strikes back." >> jimmy: i don't remember that. >> perhaps this will refresh your memory. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] i got to tell you, i remember that scene, i don't remember -- >> i used to call them my like highwaters. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> sometimes my padawan pedal pushers. you like that one? >> jimmy: i did like that one. these are actual movie props? >> i also wore them in "return of the jedi." >> jimmy: you did? >> there they are. >> jimmy: i don't remember that happening at all. >> i remember i loved the feeling of that cool breeze on

my ankles when i was fighting dad vader. it was great. >> jimmy: yeah, all right. >> oh, the memories. >> jimmy: how much you want for these? >> i thought $100,000. >> jimmy: yeah, wow. >> let's start the bidding. $100,000. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i see they're enthusiastic but i don't think these girls have $100,000. i think the price is a little bit steep. >> you think that's a little pricey? >> jimmy: yes, i do, yeah. >> okay, well how about $50,000? and i'll throw in a chewbacca hairball! [ cheers and applause ] okay? all right? $50,000, let's get your paddles up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they don't have paddles. no one has paddles. >> nobody has paddles? >> jimmy: no one here has that kind of money to spend on a pair of pants and a hairball. >> what a bunch of losers. [ laughter ] maybe i should go hit up dr. phil's audience. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, maybe that's probably a better idea. >> all right, all right, beam me up, scotty. >> jimmy: yeah, that's from "star trek," that's not a thing from you. >> oh, whatever. you nerd.

[ laughter ] all right, pants. it's time to hit the brakes. >> jimmy: mark hamill, everybody. live long and may the force prosper with you. [ cheers and applause ] you never know who might walk in. this is what happens when guillermo's out with watermelons, people will just walk in here. one more thing before we forge ahead. it's thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> under our constitution if the president is acting within his capacity as president and he [ bleep ]s someone, then that can't be questioned. >> mr. trump did make headlines saying today he's willing to [ bleep ] the president of iran without preconditions. >> i'll tell you, they are two [ bleep ]ers. we like [ bleep ]ers, don't we? >> i am a muslim. i am an american. and i've been [ bleep ], [ bleep ] for 23 years and counting. >> what would you like to say to

becca? >> you [ bleep ]ed me in a way i didn't think was possible. >> my dad was tough and strong and in charge, and my mom liked to [ bleep ] his [ bleep ], arms around him and laughing. >> i remember andrea [ bleep ] mitchell came up to me and she introduced herself to me. >> look at that triple-layer chocolate cake, i want to put my [ bleep ] in that. salted caramel cappuccino cheesecake? i want to put my [ bleep ] in that too. i don't know what y'all are going to eat, i'm putting my [ bleep ] in all of this. >> i want to solve it. my first time [ bleep ]ing. >> i guess it's true, we all have a little [ bleep ] inside us, even oscar. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on our show, we have music from courtney barnett. from fox news, brett bare is here. be right back with dave grohl!

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his latest book is called "three days in moscow: ronald reagan and the fall of the soviet empire," bret baier is here. [ cheers and applause ] then, from melbourne, australia. her album is called "tell me how you really feel." courtney barnett from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see courtney live on her north american tour starting september 29th in denver, colorado. next week jason bateman, megan malala, kristen bell, aquafina, becca the bachelorette will be here, whichever of those two she picked, and we'll have music from meghan trainor, blood orange featuring asap rocky. please join us for that. our first guest has 16 grammys and two legendary bands to his name. he and his friends the foo fighters are headliners and curators of "caljam18" an all-star, two-day music festival october 5th and sixth here in

southern california. please say hello to dave grohl! >> like your shirt. you're really getting into the "mamma mia fever." >> i swear, i heard abba was doing more music, there's an abba comeback, and i flipped out. >> jimmy: you like abba? >> who doesn't like abba. [ cheers and applause ] everybody loves abba. >> jimmy: i remember nirvana, i always thought there was an element of snobbery, they didn't like this band, this band. turns out you love so many different kinds of -- >> i think it was in our bio that it said, if black sabbath and abba had a love baby, that it would be nirvana. >> jimmy: it would be you, wow. >> worked out, yeah. >> jimmy: thank you, by the way. you filled in as host of this show for me on halloween last year. [ cheers and applause ] while my son was having surgery. i appreciate that.

you pinch-hit for me. >> that was really fun. >> jimmy: was it fun? did you have a good time? >> i had a blast. i dressed as david letterman. >> jimmy: that's right, i think we have a photograph of your costume. [ laughter ] >> yeah, that was amazing. that was great. then we also got to jam with alice cooper that night. >> jimmy: who's one of your favorites. >> who's one of my favorites. >> jimmy: you never jammed with alice before? >> we had jammed with them once before. he's such a legend. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> all of his stage tricks he does. he has like the guillotine, all the blood and stuff. i actually brought you a gift to repay the favor. >> jimmy: you did? >> i did. >> jimmy: is it -- oh. >> it's right here. >> jimmy: i didn't even see that, okay. what is that? thank you very much. >> that's just to say thank you for letting me -- >> jimmy: thank me? thank you. >> for being on the show. >> jimmy: is it han solo's jacket? [ laughter ] >> unfortunately not. >> jimmy: oh my god! it's your head. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he chopped it off in

the guillotine on the show. >> he did. then i took it home. and i scared my kids with it. [ laughter ] i scared the housekeeper with it. and it got to the point where it was like, i got to get this thing out of the house. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. boy, wow. you know what i'm going to do with this? i think i'm going to give this to my mom. >> okay. >> jimmy: thank you very much for your head. i've never had a guest give me his head before, that's very exciting. >> i could make jokes but i won't. >> jimmy: tell me about caljam18. i love the story. this is disturbing. hold on. >> where's a proper place to put your head? i don't want to put it under the desk. >> no, don't put it under. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: put it in my lap? this is a concert -- [ laughter ] this is a concert that you guys put together. you pick the bands for the concert? >> yeah, we did one last year. this is our second year this year.

last year we did -- it was foo fighters, queens of stone age, cable the elephant, liam gallagher. basically we just had license to call all of our friends and put on a show in front of 30,000 or 40,000 people, which we considered to be like a huge keg party. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> so we were all friends, all of the bands were friends. so we'd just hang out backstage, have a good time. then someone would say, i'm on in 15 minutes. then they'd run away then come back, and another friend would say, i'm on in 20 minutes. they had run away. it was great. just to have a festival where every band had a guitar. every band jammed for real live. it's based on these legendary concerts that happened in the '70s. >> jimmy: in the '70s here in l.a., right? >> yes, and those lineups were bananas. everyone's sunburned and drinking shalits in a can and wearing jean shorts and bandanas. we want to do that. we started calling our friends.

this year iggy popp is playing with us, the guys from jesus stone age, garbage, the producer of nirvana, manchester orchestra, silver sun pickups, greta van fleet, a bunch of younger bands. >> jimmy: will you really play with each other? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it seems in a lot of festivals it's very regimented. the bands, there's not much cross-over. will there be cross-over between the bands? >> yeah, because most of us are friends. it's one of the great things about bands and musicians, it's like a community of friends. i've made music with most of the people on the bill. so then you get together and there's people there, you just start jumping up on stage with your friends and jamming. >> jimmy: you've played with a lot of great people, obviously. >> yeah. >> jimmy: prince is somebody that you've played with. tell that story. because this is a good one. >> well, years ago prince did this 21-night stretch at the

forum in los angeles. >> jimmy: right. >> and so i'm like, we got to go, this is going to be amazing. so me and like 20 of my friends got a party bus and went down to the forum, so we were hammered when we got there. like before the show. then we went upstairs to the club and someone said, hey, he really wants to meet you. like, okay. then they said, he's going to call you up to jam. and i was way too drunk to get up and jam with prince. no, no, no, no. so afterwards we met. and i said, when do you want to jam, man? he said, how about friday? i said, okay. he said, i'll call you. i waited all week with my phone. prince is going to call, prince is going to call. of course he never called. someone said, just go down there. and i got down there to sound check, there was no one there, it was an empty room. and i walked out into the middle of the arena and he sees me and he goes, what are you doing here? and i said, oh, i thought we were going to jam, prince. [ laughter ] you know. and he goes, you want to jam? i said, sure.

do you want to play drums or guitar? i'll play drums. i sat down and we started playing "whole lotta love" by led zeppelin. it was the most amazing experience of my entire life. >> jimmy: wow. >> and there was nobody there. >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ laughter ] the forum was completely empty. and so -- then when we were done he's like, yeah, we should do that. okay. what are you doing next week? and the next week i had a school fund raiser. [ laughter ] so that was the only time i got to jam with prince. >> jimmy: that's a pretty good time to jam with prince, though. in a way it makes it more special. >> it's great. i have a cd of it. >> jimmy: you do. >> i'll send you one. >> jimmy: when you come back we'll play it. dave grohl is here. ♪ oh baby. let me give myself a hand ♪ ♪ uh-huh. whoo! ♪ let me give myself a hand. uh-huh. ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: all those people are dave grohl. this one is too. [ cheers and applause ] that is -- by the way, i watched this movie you made today, it really is one of the most impressive things i've ever seen in my life. you play all the instruments. explain what the idea is of this film. >> so it's a 23-minute-long instrumental where i play all of the instruments. but the way that i recorded it is i would hit record, and then start to play the drums, and i couldn't stop for the whole 23 minutes. i had to do a full take. and i don't read music so i had to memorize this 23-minute-long instrumental. so once i was -- and i run from one drum set to the next and then to the next. and then i go and i put a bass over it. so then it's 23 minutes of playing the bass. then put a guitar, 23 minutes of doing that. it was really just to see if i could pull it off, if i could do those full takes without making mistakes and actually memorize that much music.

instead of just doing that i thought, it will be kind of like a really freaky mushroom trip if i film it and make it look like there's seven of me in the room together. and so i came up with the idea, and i thought, oh, that's kind of -- that's kind of stupid. then someone said, okay, we booked the studio, we got the camera guy, it's all set up. i thought, now i got to write the music. i wrote this big long thing. as i was doing it, i couldn't help but think about my kids who are musicians and watching them like challenge themselves and really try to push themselves and learn new stuff. so i'm inspired by watching these kids and their friends. they have bands and they play together, they're really trying. and you never lose that as a musician. it's like a lifelong obsession of just like pushing yourself to get to the next level. >> jimmy: it's incredible. when you put it all together. and how many days did it take you to shoot that? >> took a couple of days. it's like three days or something. >> jimmy: of you playing the same thing? >> yeah, the thing was if i

started and made a mistake in the 15th minute, i'd have to start over again. >> jimmy: which instrument was most difficult to lay down? >> piano. i don't play piano. [ laughter ] so i was just sitting there like -- it took six hours. and i've got a room full of guys filming it and every time i'd make a mistake -- guys, i'm so sorry, i don't play piano. >> jimmy: it's a lot of pressure. >> the beginning of that is a short film documentary about kids learning to play music. >> jimmy: right. >> and so we're sort of partnering with a bunch of different organizations that are helping kids learn music. a lot of the kids don't have music in school. there are places they can go to learn to play and hook up with other kids and start bands and so this next generation can keep going with playing musician. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's really great. it's unbelievably good. i want to ask how your wife is. the night when you were here hosting the show for me, she had her appendix --

>> i got this text, she's like, i don't really feel so good. then i walk offstage after it's done, she's like, i'm on my way to the hospital to get my appendix out. i look at these guys, like get this off my face now! and i ran down there, got there in time. she's great. >> jimmy: she's doing all right? >> she's all right. >> jimmy: very good, very good. thanks for coming. thanks for doing that again. thanks for the head. david grohl. caljam18 takes place october 5th and 6th at the glen helen regional park in san bernardino. "play" is the name of his movie. we'll be right back with bret baier. from nexgard. nexgard kills both fleas and ticks all month long. and it comes in an easy-to-give tasty chew. so you'll be happy you're keeping your dog protected with nexgard. no wonder it's the number one choice of vets for their dogs and yours. see your veterinarian for more information on flea and tick protection you and your dog will love.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. our next guest is chief political anchor for president trump's favorite channel and a best-selling author, too. his newest book is "three days in moscow: ronald reagan and the fall of the soviet empire." from "special report" on fox news, please welcome bret baier. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. i want to thank you, because after my son's heart surgery when the fox news community was attacking me, you sent me a very nice e-mail. i know your son had heart surgery as well. how is your son doing, doing well? >> he's doing great. paul -- first of all, i wanted to reach out. i'm a father who went through the same thing. >> jimmy: yes. >> i sat in those hospital rooms listening to beeps. and i wanted to reach out to you and say, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. our son paul went through three open heart surgeries, nine angio plas tizz. he's doing awesome. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's great. >> i know billy's going to be the same. >> jimmy: he's doing great too, yeah. thank you for saying that, i appreciate that. now you were in the news. you are the news but you were in the news as well last week. >> which is not a good thing. >> jimmy: no? i thought it was a good thing and i'll tell you why. this was after the white house excluded a reporter from cnn from a press briefing.

this was your comment on that. >> cnn says one of its reporters was stopped from covering the president's trade announcement late this afternoon in the rose garden. cnn has just issued a statement. this decision to bar a member of the press is retaliatory in nature and not indicative of an open and free press. we demand better. as a member of the white house press pool, fox stands firmly with cnn on this issue of access. [ cheers and applause ] >> found it reassuring to see journalists sticking together, even though you're competitors, even though you're not exactly on the same page from a network standpoint. but it did -- i found it to be reassuring. >> it was a no-brainer. you know, i'm on the news side of the house. and you have to stand for access. this is a credentialed person. i wrote a book about reagan. sam donaldson was yelling questions they didn't like in the reagan white house either. but he was never denied access.

and to fox news' credit, they stood up right away. it was instantaneous. we put up the chain, it happened, then i got it on the show with the approval of fox management. so jay wallace put out a statement, our president. and it was a no-brainer. >> jimmy: had anything like that ever happened before? >> yes. >> jimmy: while you were working in the news? >> in fact, at -- when the obama white house in 2009, i'd just taken over for brit hume as anchor, they tried to deny fox news a round robin interview. cnn stood up and jake tapper said, if fox is not doing it, we're not doing it. and so being a member of the white house press pool is something. and i think we need to always stand for that. >> jimmy: i think it's important also, because it seems that the president gets most of his information directly from fox news. so when you say something -- [ laughter ] at least we know he's going to hear it and he knows it's not coming from an enemy source.

does the president watch your show? >> i know he watches my show because we have a panel discussion and it will ob a topic, and then suddenly a tweet will come out about that topic. [ laughter ] and during the panel i'll say, "just in, the president says" x, y, and z. obviously i think he likes the opinion shows a little better than the news shows on fox. >> jimmy: i see, i see. >> but he definitely watch sfwls would you like to split fox news into news and opinion so that you are not all lumped together? i would imagine that shepherd smith and chris wallace and yourself, that sometimes you're not crazy about being part of -- just perception-wise, being a part of that. >> here's the thing. we're one team. we're one company. we're two different businesses entirely. the biggest problem is that people who are the most critical of fox are usually people who have not watched fox news. >> jimmy: people do lump certain things together. yes. >> i say, watch my show three times, drop me an e-mail, let me

know what you think, tell me if it's fair. >> jimmy: i think that's a fairway to go about doing it. now your book, "ronald reagan" -- i was reading a quote and ronald reagan said, any person in the united states who requires medical attention and cannot provide for himself should have it provided for him. that's from 1961. would republicans today work, they embrace ronald reagan? i know we look at him as this wonderful myth of a creature. do you think the real ronald reagan today would go over? >> that's really an interesting question. he might have a challenge. in a primary today. but ronald reagan was amazing at articulating his message. now remember, i mean, he was not exactly welcomed in washington. he was an outsider at the time. >> jimmy: right. >> he was considered kind of a bomb-thrower during that time. if you translate to this time, it's a lot different. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, no, he would not be considered a bomb-thrower. [ laughter ]

he'd barely even be a thrower, yeah. [ laughter ] >> he had a sign on his oval office desk that says, you can accomplish anything -- there's no limit to what a man can do or where he can do it, as long as he doesn't care who gets credit for it. i mean, that sign is obviously -- >> jimmy: just like president trump! [ applause ] >> that sign is obviously not on his desk. >> jimmy: this is the book, it's called "three days in moscow," it's available now. bret baier, everybody! thank you for being here, bret. be right back with courtney barnett! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. ...you discover paint bleed you under your tape...... not with frogtape! frogtape is the only painter's tape

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