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good time. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm and ma daetz. thank you for joining us. i almost said spencer >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jason bateman, the bachelorette becca and her fiancé garrett, and music from meghan trainor. and now, at this point, here's jimmy kimmel. ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> welcome. thank you. thank you. welcome. thank you for coming. please, relax.
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it's time to settle in, everybody, because this is -- i want to welcome you, those of you watching abc. welcome to our after the after the after the final rose special, just in case you haven't digested enough bachelor readiness tonight. we have more for you. on the off chance you missed it or perhaps you don't care. perhaps you have things going on in your own life. maybe you have personal relationships with other human beings. in the end, bachelorette becca chose garrett, which made me very happy because week one i predicted becca would choose garrett. and when i say i predicted, i mean my wife predicted becca would choose garrett. but the words came out of my mouth. have i the best words. i now have correctly predicted five of the last winners out of the bachelor and five of the last seven on the bachelorette. that, ladies and gentlemen is why i'm known around the world as roast-radamus.
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becca and garrett are here to tell all or tell something, we don't know. he's over there. in the meantime, president trump is on vacation right now, and you'll never believe where he went for a vacation. to his golf course. that's right. he golfs. did you know that? the president is on the front end of what will be an 11-day working vacation at the trump national golf club in bedminster, new jersey. this way he gets to rage tweet from an entirely different toilet. and while he might be taking a break from work, the president is most certainly not patrioticing a break from twitter. yesterday, i don't know if you were following this over the weekend, but he thumbed a doozy yesterday, one that could potentially land his son in prison. there was a report in "the washington post" that said trump was worried that his son d.j.t.j. could be in legal trouble because of the meeting the big dummy took with russians at trump tower. the president of course couldn't help but push back on that report so he wrote "fake news reporting, a complete
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fabrication that i am concerned about the meeting my wonderful son donald had in trump tower. this was a meeting to get information on an opponent. totally legal and done all the time in politics, and it went nowhere. i did not know about it." and that is all very interesting to robert mueller because djtj originally said the meeting was about adopting russian children. the president himself dictated that explanation last year. and now he says in writing on twitter that the meeting with the russians was to get information on an opponent, also known as collusion. it's not nice that even on vacation, the president manages to find time to incrimitweet his son, his wonderful son donald. the president has reportedly been advised to stop tweeting about this meeting with the russians. not since robert durst in the jinx has a defendant done such a
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good job of convicting himself publicly. but donald trump does with the syphilis tells him to do. he doesn't listen to anybody. and i have to say, i love it. i really do. i like to imagine his lawyers' faces when they see a tweet like this. i bet they carry pillows to scream into. trump also lashed out this weekend after of all people lebron james. on friday night, he -- trump was watching tv to see what people say about him, as he does, and he didn't like what he saw on cnn. so he tweeted "lebron james was just interviewed by the dumbest man on television, don lemon. he made lebron look smart, which isn't easy to do. i like mike", meaning michael jordan "over lebron. trump was angry because lebron said trump was using sports to divide people. i guess he's never been in new york when the yankees play the mets. but that's an entirely different thing. michael jordan released a statement saying he supports lebron, and then melania came to
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lebron's defense. through a spokesperson, the first lady said it looks like lebron james is working to do good things on behalf of our next generation. lebron opened a school for at-risk kids in ohio last week that guarantees college tuition for every child who graduates. of course the last time trump opened a school, the students sued him for fraud and won $25 million. so i'll let you decide who the dumbest don on television. [ applause ] meanwhile, russia has a plan to improve relations with the united states, and that plan involves none other than steven seagal. on saturday, the russian foreign ministry posted this on twitter. steven seagal, who is a russian citizen, has been appointed as a special representative of the russian foreign ministry in charge of the #russia u.s. humanitarian ties. he is officially trolling us now. he is doing a really good job.
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you have to hand it to him. here they are together. the man on the left and the man who ate steven seagal on the right. according to officials the position he has taken is unpaid, which means minister seagal will make the same amount he made from acting over the past ten years. the good news now we'll get to hear nor steven seagal pronouncing vladimir putin's name. >> for anyone to think that vladimir putin -- [ laughter ] >> vladimir putin. it's amazing. between donald trump, dennis rodman and steven seagal, our foreign policy is being dictated by the guest list for the opening of a planet hollywood in 1991. thanks, everybody. oh, this is funny. this is from the football hall of fame induction ceremony of ray lewis on saturday night. ray lewis, former baltimore raven took the stage to very passionately embarrass his children. >> what i didn't have, the
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touches and the hugs and the kisses i give you, i never had that. i never had a father physically touch me and tell me he loved me. that's why i hug you guys so much. that's why i'm still kissing you on the mouth. yeah, i kiss all my kids on the mouth. don't hate. don't hate. stay with me now. i know, i know, i know. [ laughter ] you know, i know what they're saying, but it seemed like the kids liked it better when dad wore a face mask. tonight, as i mentioned, was the season finale of the bachelorette. becca chose garrett. they will be here momentarily. a lot of people thought becca would end up with blake, but here is when i knew it would be garrett for sure. at the moment when blake had a chat with becca's mom. >> every week it's just gotten better and better and better. becca is something incredibly special. >> she is. but so are you. >> thank you. >> so i have no idea what she's
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going to decide to do. but you will be fine either way. all right? >> okay. >> now go back to wherever the hell you came from. she's not picking you. the good news is that when blake was about to propose and becca stopped him to say no, he took it very well. >> i have to do all this alone afterwards now, do it all alone. i have to go through all this alone. ♪ [ bleep ] i knew it. i can imagine how happy she is when garrett proposes to her. >> oh, boy. the camera guys are you done
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crying? because it's almost time for our lunch. we got to get out of here. ladies and gentlemen, right there he is going to be the bachelor. give poor blake a break. for all the drama, this may have been -- this season of "the bachelorette" may have been the most energetic yet. if there is one thing becca and the other guys had this season, it was energy. >> we're all just so fun and got such a good energy. >> your energy is inspiring. >> he is good energy all over here. >> i would put in aye all my energy. >> you have such a good energy. >> i immediately know from her energy. >> energy. >> you feel her energy. >> this energy! >> feeling the energy. >> just doesn't bring the energy. >> i pick up on his energy. his energy -- >> clean, genuine energy. >> fun energy. >> nervous energy. >> bad energy. >> amazing energy. >> we have great energy. >> low energy. very low energy. [ cheering and applause ] always have to have the last word.
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becca and garrett, by the way, are not the only couple whose love story unfolded tonight. tonight's finale had what i believe will go down to be the most shocking proposal in "bachelorette" history. >> hi, i'm neil lane. >> i'm garrett. >> hi. nice to meet you. it is a big day. >> it is a big day. >> we've grown so much and we've grown together. >> you see this entwined band? you and i, entwined couple. >> i love that i like that concept a lot. >> it's just been so perfect. and if i get a lifetime of that, he will be the luckiest man on earth. not just now, but forever. >> oh, wow. >> two little ovals on the side. >> the past, the present and our future together. >> that's what i'm talking about! >> blow your mind. >> every adventure we share together is just a magical one, and that's the present. and then the biggest one is our future together. >> i love you so much. will you marry me? i couldn't feel more ready and
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positive and just excited as hell right now. >> what? you know what? that is very sweet. i love to see that. [ applause ] that is -- i think that one is going to last. it was quite a season. it was a season of adult virgins, male models, flat earthers, man buns, you name it, you wouldn't want to marry it. and as becca's amazing journey comes to an end tonight, we take a look back together at all the dramatic staring off into the distance she did along the way. ♪ ♪
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>> oh, isn't that beautiful? actually, it's a lot of thinking. no show had more thinking on it than "the bachelorette." we have a big show for you tonight. we have music from meghan trainor tonight. the bachelorette and her fiance garrett over here. and we'll be right back with jason bateman. ♪ ♪ abc's jimmy kimmel live brought to you by mercedes-benz. [ giggling ] the c-class sedan, coupe and cabriolet. the thrills keep getting better.
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> bachelorette becca and her husband-to-be garrett are here with us. we will chat with them. then, her song is called "let you be right," megan trainor from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow night, megan mullally and john cho will join us. and we'll have music from juice world. that's a guy. his name is juice world. and later this week, kristen bell, john david washington, awkwafina plus music from brett eldridge and we will have a big giant surprise mystery guest, unless he cancels on us. so we'll see you tomorrow night too. our first guest tonight is an actor, director, producer and forever a bluth. he is a double emmy nominee for his excellent show "ozark." >> what would you like to do, wendy? you want to send them out of here? >> no. we tried that already. it didn't work. we need to be here for them. >> what does that mean? was that for me? >> marty, you can't sit in this house for more than 15 minutes without being distracted. >> okay. that's enough. >> with the deposits, the
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meetings you're hiding from me. you're hiding from the kids. and i'm not going back to that life. i mean, you want the know why jonah is laundering money? because he wants to prove to you that he is useful so you have to pay some attention to him. what? >> season 2 of "ozark" premiers august 31st on netflix. please welcome jason bateman. >> it's good to see you. >> hi. >> jimmy: i see you all the time. >> it's really weird to see you. >> jimmy: it's weird to say hey, how have you been? because i see you a lot. >> so uncomfortable, these seats. >> jimmy: are they really? >> just turn it towards you. we could square this up to four right now. >> jimmy: oh, i know what's going on. >> you got to look at this.
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>> jimmy: somebody got nominated for an emmy for best director and now he is directing my stage. i get it. now i see what's happening. because in the past this was not a problem. now you're an emmy nominee. >> put a double on these two. >> jimmy: you -- congratulations, by the way. you got two emmy no, ma'am nice, thank you. >> jimmy: director, which is great. for actor, and you've been nominated for actor in the past, but dramatic actor. >> dramatic actor this time. >> jimmy: is that heavier than comedy actor? above comedy, drama? >> i don't know. there is a borg answer here you don't want to hear. >> jimmy: oh. >> but drama, comedies, i think what they mean when they say comedy is harder than drama because you still have to be believable in comedy, but comedy is heightened. it's like past drama. like drama you just have to be
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real. but comedy you've got to be real but really freaking out about being real. like you use your keys, you got to be manic about getting your keys. if it's drama you have to look for your keys. >> jimmy: are these the kind of conversations you have with your actors when you're directing them? it's my swan song right now. i better win this award. >> personal note, our wives are very good friends. when you got nominated my wife texted your wife and said hey, congratulations. >> jimmy: amanda was on what? you guys were unaware you had been nominated. i think she informed you. >> we keep it real around the house. >> jimmy: i guess so. >> i was getting a lot of heat from my wife and my kids to get them to camp on time. and, you know, i'm like but daddy is watching something. be out in a minute. >> jimmy: you got to get to camp on time, though. >> yeah, that's true. >> jimmy: and you're in georgia. for how much of the year are you there? >> half of it. about six months. >> jimmy: half year shooting
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"ozark." your family is here. they're going to schooling doing all the things that family -- is that hard on you are you happy to get time to yourself? [ laughter ] >> it's, um -- >> jimmy: remember, you're under oath. >> and year rolling right now. >> jimmy: cameras are pointed the right way, everything. >> it is difficult, obviously. and you know, i can't come back and forth as much as i want to. and even if they came out and stayed with me, i'm gone 12 hours a day. i actually got to a point last year where i -- i've got two girls, 11 and 6. and i said, well, daddy's going to take each one of you throughout with me for a week. >> jimmy: to georgia? >> to georgia, yeah. i like to call it father-daughter time. we're going to have father-daughter time. franny, you're going to go first. that's the 11-year-old, and maple is 6. a couple weeks later, maple you and i. all right. and i look to amanda, my wife. and she's you're not taking them. i said what do you mean?
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you're an idiot. you can't -- you can't get the kids to camp on time let alone fly across the country and feed them and wash them for a week. i said i got it. how dare you. so she goes really? yeah, let me try it out first with the 11-year-old. she can probably withstand any sort of damage better. and she said -- she said great. let's see it. i said great. here it comes. all right. so i'll rush through this, because i think it's worth hearing. i will warn any children that are under 11 should probably turn the tv off now. this is not appropriate. >> jimmy: should have turned it off a while ago. >> oh. so -- so franny and i are excited we're going. we're packed. car's coming to pick us up, honey. like all right! so we're in the back of the car and we're going to the airport, and she seems pretty happy,
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pretty pleased. and i'm pretty pleased. and things are going real well. we're only five minutes into it, but so far so good. and she says -- so it was easter weekend. it was easter sunday. this was monday we were going to the weekend. honey, wasn't that great the easter egg hunt yesterday? you got a lot of eggs. you did really good job. i don't know what the heck to talk about. and she said -- i'm the worst dad. >> jimmy: that's not true. >> and she says, yeah, i did okay on the eggs. daddy, but, i don't -- here what's i don't understand. bunnies don't lay eggs, right? and i'm like that's true. and she said -- so i'm having a hard time putting a couple of things together here. and i said what's the problem? she said the easter egg bunny. uh-huh? not real, right? i don't know what you're saying to me. she said i'm asking you if the
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easter egg bunny is real. >> jimmy: she calls it the easter egg bunny. >> you know, whatever the hell it is. you have to understand approaching a blackout of nerves at this point in her questioning. so i'm not going to give you a verbatim transcription here. >> jimmy: what did you say? >> well, she is asking me if the easter bunny is real, and i'm starting to panic, and i say i'm pretty sure that's real, honey. what do you mean? i don't think it's real, and i don't want you to lie to me because there are a few kids kidz in my class that say it's not real, and i don't want to be an idiot. and i said, well -- she said you're struggling with this. what do you mean? pinky promise with me right now that the easter egg bunny is real. i said baby, come on. i don't lie to you. we don't need to do a pinky promise. she said pinky promise.
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let's go. come on. we're almost to the airport. she made me pinky promise. and i said the easter egg bunny is not real. i can't lie to the kid. i can't break the pinky promise. she goes, all right. that makes sense. that makes sense. she said you know what does not make sense, though, in addition to the bunny is the tooth fairy. i don't understand. so now i'm in a blackout and i'm sweating. i catch eyes with the driver. he is in the rear view mirror, and he is just shaking his head. this poor bastard. he was thinking of faking a flat tire. how does the tooth fairy carry my tooth and put $20 underneath the pillow. i said honey, i don't understand about the $20. i bet you the tooth fairy didn't have change the other night. and she said still, it's a pretty heavy bill. i said it's no heavier than a dollar. we're almost to the airport. focus. and she says tooth fairy.
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i said the tooth fairerry is not real. and i look at the driver, there any quicker way? there is quietness. and i'm praying and praying. and then she brings the noise. and she says i want you to talk to me about santa claus. >> jimmy: oh! >> i said -- i said i dottien'tt to talk about santa. so she pulls the pinky out again. i drop the bomb on santa. and now i got to -- now -- i almost dropped an f-bomb there. now i got to text mom who i'm not even to the airport and i'm already destroyed. >> jimmy: her childhood is gone. >> i got to let her know. and she fires back. she fires back a text in all caps telling me what a disgrace i am as an actor. >> jimmy: as an actor? >> she says that's an 11-year-old single member audience that you're a
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professional liar and you can't get through this? she said -- she said make her pinky promise she is not going to ruin it for the 6-year-old. i said that's a great solve on. this so i made her pinky promise. so maple is safe. >> jimmy: and may i make a suggestion? get that kid some mittens before she asks you about sex. jason bateman is here. we'll be right back. ♪ (sas-bot) ohh... i love you iphone x. (sprintern) whoah! (sas-bot) nothing. hmm? nothing. (sprintern) iphone x! i love that you can unlock it with faceid. (employee) i love that it's on sprint's network built for unlimited. (sprintern) sprint's best deal ever. you know they're flying off the shelves. don't you love it? (sas-bot) love? who said that? i didn't say that. (sprintern) well this just got... (sas-bot) okay! terrific! (sprintern)...awkward. (sas-bot) yeah, thank you! (sprintern) so we'll get on out. (sas-bot) i thought they'd never leave. (vo) get the unrivaled iphone x now for just $20/mo. for people with hearing loss, that's 50% off from sprint. visit sprintrelay.com.
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ladies, hold on to your chairs. here he is. throw the kids in the next room, justine bateman. >> i know you love being called justine. >> huh? >> why justine, girls. >> the gentleman behind that sweater is jason bateman, not justine. justine is your sister, correct? >> is is it worse getting introduced justine or the sweater? >> jimmy: i think justine is worse. you have a good head of hair. the hair worked out all right. the last time we were here we talked than clip when you were on oprah, and i promised you i would get her for this next
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time. and i got it. >> it was quite a panel. it was quite a panel. it was some kind of like dudes on tv. and jack scalia. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and blair underwood. >> jimmy: john stamos. >> with the hockey hair. like my hair was a tight second to his disaster. still the same. john and i are friends. i can do this. >> jimmy: you can say that, of course. >> maybe we're not friends anymore. >> jimmy: maybe not. do you watch "the bachelorette" or is it just your wife that is interested in "the bachelorette"? >> she watches it enough for the both of us. >> jimmy: okay. i see. it's not your thing? >> i'm busy. >> jimmy: are the couches not in the right direction for you on that show? did you chat with becca and garrett at all backstage? >> i -- i -- i -- i did not. i was talking to the incredibly
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charming meghan trainor. >> jimmy: i see. all right. >> but i'm going to double back and have a nice sit-down with them. >> jimmy: they are going to be married presumably, i mean, we hope. it never really happens that way. but we're hoping that it will. you've been married for quite some time. now how long have you been married? >> forever. >> jimmy: a long time? >>. no 17 years. >> jimmy: 17 years. wonderful years. >> i love it. i highly recommend it. >> jimmy: any words of advice for our newly engaged couple? >> this is going to sound like a bit, but i'm telling you, each person needs their own dvr. it's a very, very important thing. >> jimmy: that's great practical advice. >> it sounds dumb. i'm a dumb guy. but, you know, like if she says we're going out to dinner with jimmy and molly tomorrow, and, no the dodgers are playing the giants and we're not going
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anywhere. you've got a dvr, it's not a problem, baby, let's go. >> jimmy: run through the whole thing. >> so you can keep a social life going and it doesn't impact your bachelorette watching or dodger watching. >> jimmy: very good advice. by the way, i do want to say on a serious note, i've seen the new episode of the first season of "ozark," and it is fantastic, and you did a fantastic job. >> thank you, jimmy. what a great show this is, great actor and dare i say great directing as well. >> jimmy: courtesy of mr. jason bateman. "ozark" returns to netflix on august 31st. spent all of labor day weekend watching it indoors as god intended. jason bateman, everybody. i'll be right back with becca and garrett. i'm emma. and i'm claire. and we're the salmon sisters. we run our business from the boat. it's a really small space. this new surface go is the perfect size. ♪
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begoyan. first of all, how much energy you guys have. energy. >> the first time being in public. >> this is it? how. how does it feel? >> very exciting. >> jimmy: that's nice because you've been kind of cooped up but in hiding all this time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how long were you in hiding? >> two, two and a half months, i think? >> jimmy: and you're not allowed to go to dinner or anything like that? >> no, just cooking, swimming, playing games. >> jimmy: are you allowed to go out on missions by yourself? >> i have. >> jimmy: you're not allowed? >> no, i'm all cooped up. >> jimmy: but i bought him a wig. a nice little mullet. >> jimmy: and is that a wig you wear during love making or just a disguise wig. >> she pulls my hair sometimes.
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>> jimmy: i do want to say congratulations to you guys. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i also want to ask, now, as the season ends, we learned the last names of the individuals. how do you pronounce your last name? >> yrigoyen. >> jimmy: okay. you're not going to take that name, are you? >> we talked about maybe hyphenating it. >> jimmy: that's even worse. >> i don't think our kids are going to be able to pronounce that. >> jimmy: no. you're going to have to have really smart kids. kuf --. no maybe go with becca's last name. is that a possibility? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: maybe choose a neutral last time in. >> jimmy: johnson will be perfect for everyone involved. you pretty much knew it was going to be garrett since the beginning of the show, from the first day. >> he was one of the guys that first night he obviously got the rose. but i felt that instant spark with him, that connection. >> jimmy: me too. that's why i pick you'd. >> which by the way, he we made a bit. i'm still with him. we're still doing this.
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>> jimmy: how much should we bet? >> $10 and chicken nuggets. >> jimmy: i'm going to give you $10 right now. the nuggets we'll have to wait on. i'll give you the $10. but if you guys don't get married, i want this back. >> i'll put this in our savings account. >> jimmy: put that in your hope chest, or whatever people have. >> i'll hold on it. >> did you see blake crying? have you seen the wholphe final? >> we've seen clips. >> jmy: blake was really crying. >> i put myself in his shoes. >> jimmy: do you think you would have cried that hard if that was you in that spot? >> he cried. he shed some tears. >> jimmy: but that was almost a breakdown. >> it's hard. we've all been there. and i've shed my fair share of tear taos. so i get it. >> jimmy: but that had to make you feel kind of good, right? seeing him cry that hard. >> i never want the make anyone cry that hard. >> jimmy: but i'm just saying. maybe you think like -- you
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better watch yourself. that's all. do you guys have -- what have you learned about each other in the last few months that you've been living together in solitary confinement? >> well, a couple of things. he snores so dang loud. >> wow. >> and he likes purchasing. he does this thing and his brother and sister too, he loves paper towels, but he'll leave them all around the house. so everywhere i go a crumpled paper towel here, a crumpled paper towel there. so i started the super zoom on instagram, i've started super zooming in on that and i'll send him videos all day long of the paper towels. >> jimmy: as a message to stop leaving paper towels. that doesn't seem like as far as bad habits go, that doesn't seem so terrible. >> i don't know why it irks me so much. >> jimmy: is anything irking you? >> no, nothing. >>s me. >> jimmy: it's a good answer. there is nothing you're super zooming in on instagram or anything?
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>> no, no super zooms. >> you said something on the show tonight that i feel needs some explanation. and let's take a look at that clip, if we may. >> i said i told you before that you make it feel like fourth of july going off in my chest. and people say they get butterflies. but butterflies are small feelings. and you give me like eagles. >> aw! his dad says that too. >> jimmy: his dad says butterflies? >> eagles. >> jimmy: oh, eagles. you make me feel -- you make it feel like fourth of july going off in my chest, and people say they get butterflies, but butterflies are small feelings in their gut. >> wait, say butterflies. >> butterflies. >> jimmy: yaw, you said it right that time. >> butterflies. >> jimmy: eagles. when you hear something like that. >> little quirks that i love.
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♪ >> jimmy: becca and garrett! we're going to play a game right now from are going to p to p to game now, biance my name. we don't want to put up a divider between you, but go ahead and kind of do it secretly, and i'll ask you questions. guillermo, first of all, what is the first item we're playing for? >> jimmy, this is to make sandwiches. >> yes. it's a panini maker. >> that looks great. >> jimmy: all of these are off a bridal registry. the first question, what is your fiance's middle name. middle name. oh, okay.
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>> i didn't know it for the longest time. >> jimmy: well, the important thing is you know it now. >> okay, garrett, we'll start with you. what is becca's middle name. jill. that correct? >> yeah. i had the think about that for a second. >> jimmy: what is garrett's middle name. >> it is vincent. >> jimmy: vincent. okay. very good. you win a panini maker. your next prize is what, guillermo? >> this is to scoop either the ice cream or fruit. >> jimmy: technically, it's a -- i don't know how small the ice cream cones are at your house, guillermo. but that is for melons. that is a melon baller. the question is, name one of your fiance's grandparents. doesn't have to be alive, or dead. nana doesn't count. okay. oh, good. garrett has finished first, again. garrett, name one of becca's
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grandparents. garrett says -- >> yes! clyde the glide. >> jimmy: well done. becca? >> grammy janet. >> jimmy: does that do it? boy, you guys are on a roll. the next prize is what, guillermo? think. is to put gravy. >> yes, i love gravy. >> jimmy: it's a gravy boat. and the question is name your fiance's high school. >> oh, shoot. >> jimmy: high school. hmmm. see, you didn't get to know each other all that well in that time together. all right. becca? name garrett's high school. what high school did garrett go to? >> manteca high. >> jimmy: that means lard in spanish, doesn't it? >> it does. >> jimmy: is that correct? >> no. >> jimmy: no, it is not correct.
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it is across town, though that is a high school. >> jimmy: garrett, just for the hell of it, let's see. minnesota high. it sounds like a strain of weed. >> if i say yes, do i get the gravy boat? >> jimmy: sorry. going to have to withhold the gravy boat. our final item is -- what is that, guillermo? >> a dinner set, jimmy. a full dinner set. >> don't screw it up! >> jimmy: oh my goodness. name your fiance's childhood pet. pets. >> garrett! >> jimmy: it could be any pet. it doesn't have to be a childhood pet. by the way, if you guys are smart just lie and say the other one got it right. all right, becca, what is garrett's childhood pet? >> mitt tense, the cat. >> jimmy: very good. and garrett, what is -- binks? >> right. >> >> jimmy: you win the dinner
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set. and by the way, i heard you, becca say, and this, quote, near and dear to my heart that one thing you want to november do now that you're a couple and publicly together is go to cost oco. so we got you east a costco card. now you're members. i won't give your information. there you go. congratulations. >> thank you! >> jimmy: becca and garrett, everybody. we'll be right back with meghan trainor. >> the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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for sharp lines every time, frog it! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to jason bateman, becca and garrett. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. here with the song "let you be right," meghan trainor. [ cheering ] >> sing it if you know it. y'all ready? ♪ love me love me don't forget you love me when i break things
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