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day after labor day. also known as back to my horrible life day. i hope you had a good and long holiday weekend. you know it's kind of funny, we go back to work, and inevitably you ask your co-workers, how was your weekend, how was your vacation? eastern though you've already seen every detail of every trip, every meal, every cocktail, and every sunset on instagram, you know it all already. we should come into work and say, "you had a good weekend, i know." they estimate that more than 16 million americans traveled by air over the holiday weekend. and here's a fun statistic. they did a study. the germiest place at the airport, the place with the highest levels of virus bacteria, are those plastic security tubs at the tsa. which is kind of surprising. i mean, who would have ever guessed that the tubs where a million sweaty travelers throw their shoes every day would be full of germs? [ laughter ] so don't lick those. that's important. this is our first day back at the office after two weeks off. and i did some traveling over
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the break. my wife and i took the kids to -- we went to two places. northern ontario, and montana. which i guess it was a vacation. i wouldn't necessarily call it that. because our daughter is 4, our son is 16 months old. it was like traveling with a monkey and a wild pig. [ laughter ] and their toys. but we did, we came up with a great idea. i'm looking for investors if someone is interested. a plane that flies next to your plane that carries all the kids of the people on the adult plane. [ cheers and applause ] right? who wouldn't pull out an all-baby plane? we're going to call it airy pop pins and it's going to be huge. what do you think? you had a great vacation. >> guillermo: that's very nice. you're always on top. >> jimmy: did you gain a few pounds over the break? >> guillermo: about 10. >> jimmy: about 10, yeah. i like you fat.
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[ laughter ] so what did you do over the break? >> guillermo: i went to cabo with my family. >> jimmy: you went to cabo. >> guillermo: yeah, i had a great time. >> jimmy: be honest, were you at all concerned they might not let you back in? >> guillermo: no, no, no. >> jimmy: not at all, right. >> guillermo: just fine. >> jimmy: i want to ask about your trip because you posted this on your instagram. what was going on there? >> guillermo: i was fishing with the dolphins. >> jimmy: fishing with dolphins? >> guillermo: yeah -- no, i was swimming. >> jimmy: oh, okay. [ laughter ] you're not allowed to fish with dolphins. >> guillermo: i'm sorry. we're back. and every time we go i forget my english. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you forget how did speak english. show me that picture again. what's most amazing to me about this photograph is you are actually cuter than a dolphin. >> guillermo: oh, thanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: right? i'm glad you mentioned fishing. because i did some fishing. i wasn't dolphin fishing. but i was in montana. i was -- now this is video of
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the blackfoot river in montana. undemo ununbeknownst to me my brother brought a drone camera. i had no idea there was a camera flying. i hear a loud -- i hear a buzzing. and i look up. and my reaction to what i thought was the biggest bug in the world was to put my -- play that again. because you can see when i spot this and then -- let's see here again. i hear the drone. and then i -- i don't know. i was going to punch it. labor day, as you know, is the unofficial end to summer. while there's a lot we will miss about summer, there is also a lot we won't miss about summer. and here are some of those things to make you feel better about summer coming to an end. men in scandals. no one will miss that. sweating from the backs of your
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knees will not be missed. we will not shirts that say rose all day. we will not miss hot dogs covered in yellow jackets. we will not miss dads in tank tops. and finally with the end of the summer we say good-bye officially to the "in my feelings" challenge. kiki doesn't love us anymore. that's right. and the feeling is mutual. one of the nice things about being on a river in montana is you forget that the world is burning down. a lot of crazy stuff happened while we were away. and maybe you were away too. to get us all up to speed, here's a quick refresher of the most important events of the past two weeks. >> the pilot from go skydive boston who crashed this cessna told our christine mccarthy that a mechanical error suddenly weren't awry. he believes the issue was with a defective flux capacitor. this thing, the smart sketcher, is one of the most unique things i've seen. so that's a picture of your actual dog? >> that's correct. >> and what's going to happen? >> so i am going to select bit
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of a sketch, then it's going to project right onto here. >> okay. >> so when she has -- what she's drawing. oh. oh, sorry. >> the general smell in the house was just disgusting. >> a smell he discovered after using the popular dog walking app wag. >> he came home around 1:00 a.m. and noticed two men without their shirts on sitting on his couch. >> there was an open bottle of personal lu aal lube lubricant. i can only imagine what poor jimbo saw. >> his cousin, philip matthew, was carrying items from his house. >> who steals a cheese grater? >> only the president seemed to be a bit confused on which colors go where on the flag. instead of coloring the stripes red and white, he made them blue, red and white. the order of colors resembling the russian flag. >> it's somebody's version of
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the truth, not the truth. he didn't have a conversation -- >> truth is truth. >> i don't mean to go -- no, truth isn't truth. >> jimmy: what? you go away for two weeks, truth isn't truth anymore. [ cheers and applause ] hey, this is good. speaking of the truth. the bigly story in washington today is a new new tell-all book about the president written by the legendary journalist bob woodward that promises to be the president's most unflattering portrait yet. >> the book offers an even more personal and profane look at the president's anger with attorney jen jeff sessions who the president described as mentally retarded and a dumb southerner. the book shows the president spares few, including his current lawyer and long-time friend, rudy giuliani. i've never seen a worse defense of me in my life, they took your diaper off right there, like a baby that needed to be changed, when are you going to be a man? >> jimmy: this sounds good to me. [ cheers and applause ]
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it comes out next week. according to the book there's a lot of stuff, but secretary of defense james mattis says trump has the understanding of a fifth or sixth grader. trump's former lawyer, john dowd, called him an f'ing lawyer. he told trump not to testify, he said, choose testify, or wear an orange jumpsuit. i mean, his skin is already an orange jumpsuit. white house chief of staff john kelly reportedly said he's an idiot. it's pointless to try to convince him of anything. he's gone off the rails. we're in crazy town. i don't even know why any of us are here. this is the worst job i've ever had. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you something. it's a good thing donald trump doesn't read books because i think this one would make him very upset. of course these guys are all denying they said any of this stuff. white house press secretary sarah huckabee whatever said the book is nothing more tan fabricated stories made by
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former disgruntled employees told to make the president look bad. right. otherwise he'd look great fit wasn't for this. [ laughter ] and the president was upset he wasn't interviewed for the book, in fact, he called bob woodward to say so and word ward got that all on tape. quite a conversation, really unbelievable. at this point the trump administration has has more men tell-alls than "the bachelorette." that book comes out a week from today. and in the meantime it was back to work for congress today as the senate hearings for supreme court justice hopeful brett kavanaugh are under way. democrats have a number of concerns about judge calf that value, including his position on roe versus wade. this isn't particularly encouraging. >> you volunteer in the community, coach youth basketball, you're the sort of person many of us would like to have as a friend and a colleague. you also apparently like to -- like to eat pasta with ketchup. >> jimmy: okay.[ laht ] ion ce
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you're from. anyone who puts ketchup on pasta is a dangerous psychopath who needs to be shackled. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know anything about this guy, but as far as decision-making goes, ketchup on pasta is all i need to hear. i wouldn't let him drive my uber. [ laughter ] we're living in scary times. the biggest story while we were gone is the passing of senator john mccain, a great american, an honorable man, the kind we need more of. this was a significant loss to the country. of course it was also breaking news for all the networks who unfortunately for nbc, after breaking in with the news, they broke out of the news with what can best be described as an interesting moment. >> the breaking news, nbc news confirming the death of senator john mccain. at the age of 81. this has been an nbc news special report. we will return to our regular programming on the nbc network.
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our live coverage continues on msnbc. ♪ >> jimmy: that's regular programming? guillermo what did you do to that dolphin? >> guillermo: nothing! nothing, jimmy, nothing! >> jimmy: there's nothing regular about that program. [ applause ] i don't know if you heard. in other confirmation news, we have a new bachelor. this morning on gma the new bachelor was revealed. and for the first time ever the new bachelor is a virgin. his name is colton underwood. he's a former nfl player. he's a former competitor for becca's love. he is our bachelor-elect. for the first time 26 women will fight to not have sex with one man. [ laughter ] it's going to be fun. this is interesting. what they're going to do, they're swapping out the fantasy suite with something they're calling the dry hump cabana. [ laughter ] so congratulations to colton.
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and the whole underwood family. [ cheers and applause ] you know, maybe i should get him in here to explain the birds and bees. maybe he just doesn't know how to do it. [ laughter ] here's another thing people are riled up about. nike did something very bold. nike decided to feature colin kaepernick in their 30th anniversary ad campaign. colin kaepernick as i'm sure you know was the first nfl player to kneel during the national anthem, to protest police violence against african-americans. [ cheers and applause ] and it cost him -- really, it cost him his career in football. no team will sign him. but nike doubled down and did, which did not sit well with some of their customers. people were so upset they started cutting the swoosh out of their socks. finally something dumber than eating tide pods. [ laughter ] cutting swooshes out of your socks is a powerful statement that says, i have too many pairs
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of socks. [ laughter ] it's hilarious. you think of all these guys who voted for trump. now they can't watch the nfl. they can't ride harleys. they can't go to starbucks or watch netflix. they have to love vladimir putin and hate the fbi. if this was a practical folk it would be one of the greatest practical folks of all-time. [ cheers and applause ] this idea of cutting the nike logo out of your clothes? why not just burn your money? you already bought the clothes. it's really a dumb -- why would anybody do that? >> i'll tell you why. i'll tell you why. nike sucks! no company is going to tell me about free speech. all right? i cut the swoop out and i flushed it down my toilet hole. >> jimmy: you know -- i understand your point of view. but instead of cutting the logo out, why not just wear a different shirt? we can all see your tip bell right there.
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>> you can't. >> jimmy: clearly, it's right there poking out. i don't understand how what you're doing punishes nike at all. >> i'll tell you how. we're telling that race-loving corporation they can't tell us what's what! >> so we're cutting it off! i don't care what you say. reebok, reebok, reebok, reebok! >> jimmy: oh, come on, guys. >> reebok, reebok, reebok, reebok! reebok, reebok, reebok, reebok! >> jimmy: what a powerful protest. and off to foot locker they go. all right. we have a great show tonight. music tonight from the lemon twigs. jennifer love hewitt is with us. and we'll be right back with rami malek so stick around! ♪ we the people, defined by the moments we share
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>> jimmy: hi, we're back tonight on the show. from "911" on fox, jennifer love hewitt is here. then, their album is called "go to school." the lemon twigs from the mercedes-benz stage. they're on tour of the united states beginning october 15th at the masonic temple of hollywood up the street. tomorrow night, sarah silverman will be here as will the dave matthews band. and later this week jim carrey, terry bradshaw, andy cohen, shannon purser who played barb on "stranger things." she died on that show but she's alive in real life. plus music from the dreamers and nathaniel rateliff and the night sweats. please join us for all of that fun this week. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is an emmy-winning actor for his role on "mr. robot" next, he will rock you on the big screen as freddie mercury in "bohemian rhapsody." it opens in theaters november 2nd.
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please welcome rami malek! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: good to see you. >> how are you? >> jimmy: even dressing like a rock star, what's going on with you? i can see your nipples through that shirt. >> really? i was actually concerned about that. >> jimmy: we can, yeah. >> i have did sit like this the entire time now. it is cold back there, very cold back there. >> jimmy: it's cold out here too, we keep it real cold, yeah. just for this particular instance, yeah. how are you doing? what's going on with you? >> i'm really well. >> jimmy: can i tell you something? >> yes. >> jimmy: i don't want to embarrass you but a number of our producers saw your film while i was off fighting drones in montana. >> all right. >> jimmy: and they are convinced that you will get an oscar nomination for playing freddy mercury. [ cheers and applause ]
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yeah. you already won the emmy, i know. is that something you're interested in, an oscar nomination? >> i -- i'm just -- i'm trying to take all of this in at the moment. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> i mean, the greatest honor i think from playing someone like freddy mercury is getting the acceptance of, you know, the legendary bandmates. brian mann -- >> jimmy: not more than oscar, though? >> oscar's big, there's no doubt about it. i'm not going to lie and say of course i wouldn't be -- consider that a massive accomplishment. >> jimmy: but to impress those guys? >> i think so. >> jimmy: brian mann, did he have any say in who played freddy in this movie? >> very much so. >> jimmy: he did? >> he had a say in who played him as well. >> jimmy: well, sure yeah. that makes more sense. >> it does. >> jimmy: how did it happen that you wound up playing this role? >> our producers, graham king and dennis o'sullivan, saw me on "mr. robot" of all things. >> jimmy: nice. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> i think a lot of it had to do with the jawline. because he does have a very austere jawline. >> jimmy: yeah. muscular, yeah. like he's clenching his teeth at night. >> yeah. that's me too. >> jimmy: is it? really? do you wear a mouth thing? >> no, i don't. >> jimmy: but you do wear a mouth thing in the film? >> yeah. i have fake teeth. i have to because, you know, not many people know this but freddy mercury as a kid was called bucky. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, that's me. that was rate mean. >> jimmy: which one is you? [ laughter ] >> you can tell, right? >> jimmy: well, you know -- it's pretty close, it really is. he's a little sweatier than you are. but other than that it's pretty close. >> it's not bad. >> jimmy: when you have those teeth are they something you can pop in and pop out? >> yeah, you can pop them in, pop them out. i chose to keep them in for the majority of the shoot. >> jimmy: really, even at lunch? [ laughter ] >> no.
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no my makeup artist would not allow me to do that. they were precious. she would walk around with these things she was carrying. >> jimmy: where are the teeth now? >> i have the teeth now. >> jimmy: that's good, you want to keep those teeth. >> i keep them, i will always keep them. >> jimmy: do you have them on display? are they just in like a side table at the house? >> they're just in a side drawer. >> jimmy: they are, yeah. you've got to take them out. the maid might throw them away. >> think they're just someone's old dentures. >> jimmy: yeah you want to save those in case the smithsonian wants them. >> i will. >> jimmy: or maybe one day you want to scare your children. [ laughter ] >> if it comes to that. >> jimmy: if it comes to that. well, that's pretty -- so talk to me about getting this part, and like the first day as freddy mercury, what do you do the first day? >> the first day, what's nuts about it is we shot the most iconic performance in rock history. queen playing at live aid on day one. so --
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>> jimmy: really. >> yeah. our first shot was the four of us coming out onto wembley stadium stage as the members of queen. >> jimmy: were you at wembley stadium? >> we recreated it. because it's been taken down now. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> those were the -- those were the first five days. we did "bohemian rhapsody" into "radio gaga," "hammer to fall," "we will rock you," "crazy little thing," "we are the champions." >> jimmy: in front of an audience? >> in front of an audience. >> jimmy: are the members of queen there? >> they are there, at the very beginning. >> jimmy: that's terrifying, that's not a good way to start. >> the most terrifying thing ever? did they hear of easing in? >> no, they were there constantly. and i appreciated it. in fact, i used it to my advantage. >> jimmy: in what way? >> we had to do a scene where we played "keep yourself alive." and they're halfway through "keep yourself alive" is one of
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the most incredible, hard to replicate drum solos that roger taylor does. and on the call sheet that day, we're only supposed to do the first verse. because roger taylor and brian mann had been around a lot i thought i'd work this in with the ads and convince the young man playing roger taylor, ben hardy, that he's going to have to do this. >> jimmy: that he would have to actually play the drum solo? >> this crazy, difficult drum solo. it went all the way through the chain on the radio, through the ads, saying, roger taylor has made a request, his only request from the film is that you complete this iconic drum solo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and how was that received? >> oh, he was just -- stayed up in his trailer and wouldn't come out for a while. >> jimmy: refused to come out of the trailer snmplts refused to come out. finally being called on the walkie-talkie so often he came on the set, he looked so pale, he was like a ghost. and after a while i couldn't take it. >> jimmy: you let him off the hook? >> i let him off the hook, i had
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to. >> jimmy: that's where we differ. i would have crazy glued the sticks to his hand. [ laughter ] >> you would. >> jimmy: that's fun. did the band, were they in on that? or they had no idea? >> no, they had no idea, no. we did this -- all kinds of stuff. >> jimmy: when we come back we're going to take a look at a clip from the movie which comes out on november 2nd. it's called "bohemian rhapsody." more with ronnie mall whick we return, we'll be right back. s y. but allstate actually helps you drive safely... with drivewise. it lets you know when you go too fast... ...and brake too hard. with feedback to help you drive safer. giving you the power to actually lower your cost. unfortunately, it can't do anything about that. now that you know the truth... are you in good hands? when i walked through a snowthat's when i knewtte, i had to quit.
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♪ galileo galileo figaro >> who even is galileo? ♪ galileo figaro >> are we done? >> that's it, he loves you. ♪ so you think you can stop me and spite in my eye ♪ ♪ so you think you can love me and leave me to die ♪ ♪ oh baby ♪ can't do this to me baby >> jimmy: that's rami malek in "bohemian rhapsody" playing freddy mercury. the moves. who teaches you the freddy mercury moves? >> that's the thing. he was asked to -- by the royal ballet to join them in london in the ballet because they thought he was an exceptional dancer.
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when he got to training with them they realized he couldn't dance. he'll tell you this. he just moved -- was kind of spontaneous combustion with him. >> jimmy: so what happened when they found out he couldn't dance? >> they carried him across. [ laughter ] really. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, pretty fascinating. he said, carry me around and i can keep my legs straight and hold my arms out. >> jimmy: did you meet any of his family when you were shooting this? >> yeah, i did. i met his sister. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> met his sister. she got to see me as young freddy with long hair, and of course the teeth, makeup, the whole kind of 1970s early glam rock look. >> jimmy: what was her reaction to that? >> she laughed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what, really? she laughed? >> as you could imagine, it was an incredibly kind of bizarre, alien moment for her. >> jimmy: i would have guessed she would have maybe burst into tears. >> she did later. >> jimmy: "it's my freddy." >> later on. it was a very emotional moment. on a serious note she wrote me the most moving e-mail.
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i was very -- very powerful. like i said, i mean, to get that vote of appreciation from the people who were closest to him was everything. >> jimmy: was mercury their real last name? >> no, no. >> jimmy: i didn't think so. >> you'll find that out in the movie. >> jimmy: linda mercury or something. mike myers unless the movie? >> mike myers is in the movie, yeah. >> jimmy: kind of cool because he's the guy who really with "wayne's world" reintroduced that song to the young new generation. >> the second time it hit the charts at number one was with "wayne's world." >> jimmy: who does he play in the movie? >> ray foster, the resec -- >> jimmy: the what? >> the -- the record exec -- >> jimmy: you just invented a new record. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> the record executive who could tell them that no one will ever bang their heads in a car
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so "bohemian rhapsody." >> jimmy: that really happened? it's unbelievable. >> yeah. >> jimmy: these record-utive execs are idiots. [ laughter ] >> that's why the job doesn't exist anymore. >> jimmy: did you and mike xhils rate about having to wear fake teeth in a movie? in "austin powers" that was his thing. >> we did. they have kind of a similar look. you know, we talked about that. and i asked him, i saw his kids and asked, do the kids get to see austin powers now as well? and he said, i'm just starting to show it to my son. i said, how that is? he said, well, i have to work that out because he asked his mom, do i make you horny, mummy? [ laughter ] he said, no, you have to say "do i make you happy?" >> jimmy: "mr. robot" they announced the fourth season, they're going to wrap the show up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: prematurely, it seems. although it's always kind of good when they do that, when
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they know where they're going and what the ending is going to be. but also a little bit -- how do you feel about that? >> yeah i mean, that's a character that i hold so deeply in my heart. so it will be hard to walk away from elliot. but i agree, it's nice to walk away on a high note. and you know, the studio would love for us to continue, but -- >> jimmy: did you always know it was going to be a short run? >> i knew it was going to be four or five seasons, yes. >> jimmy: did the studio know this? >> they did, but i think they had grand aspirations that we would go a little bit longer. >> jimmy: they would keep you rolling. did you know how the series was going to end? >> some of which i do know, yes. >> jimmy: some of it, you don't know the whole thing? >> i don't know all of it. >> jimmy: did you know at the beginning how they planned to end the series? >> i knew as much in the beginning as i know now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hold on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: give me about a half hour to figure that out. [ laughter ] you knew as much in the beginning as you know now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you really --
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>> which is quite a bit. >> jimmy: which is a lot, okay. >> yes, it is. >> you feel good pitt? >> yeah, i think it will be a great way to wrap up the story. >> jimmy: where's the hoodie going to go? >> with the teeth in the side drawer. i'll just keep a lock on this. >> jimmy: set up some kind of weird like display box that has the hoodie and then just the teeth right in the middle there. >> that would be very cool. >> jimmy: your career in a nutshell, right? >> that's it. >> jimmy: rami malek, everybody. "bohemian rhapsody" opens in theaters november 2nd. we'll be right back. more and more people are finding themselves in a chevy for the first time. ♪ you can too during the chevy labor day sales event. now through september 10th, use labor day cash and trade up to this silverado to get a total value of $11,000 when you finance with gm financial. this labor day, discover why
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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. still to come, music from the lemon twigs. on the day after labor day, it seems most appropriate to welcome a woman who's been working as an actress since she was 10 years old. season two of her show "911" preher meres september 23rd on fox. please welcome jennifer love hewitt. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm great. it's really good to see you. immy: haven't seen,everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations, you now have become a part of this show, "911." >> yes. >> jimmy: which is about first responders. >> yes. >> jimmy: but not police, not firefighters. people who answer the telephone. >> yes. well, it's about all of them. but yes, i am a 911 operator on the show. >> jimmy: you are. do you wear a headset?
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>>, you it's very cool. a little earpiece that's hard not to get tangled in your hair. >> jimmy: do you study, observe the actual 911 operators? >> you know, probably a talented person would want to do that kind of thing. >> jimmy: but you did not do that. >> i did not. no, i got the job very quickly. i have two small kids and so i just have like been thrown into it. so i'm kind of taking it as it goes. and i think i'm getting there. >> jimmy: it's great because in a way, if you think about it, you know every 911 operator in america is probably watching this show. >> oh. >> jimmy: god forbid anything ever happens, you're going to get special service and consideration. is this jennifer love hewitt? wait, there's no this, is there? you're just sitting there like this. do you practice talking on the phone? yes. >> jimmy: is there a delivery? >> well, normally you're nervous about other things when you're getting ready to be on a tv show. but for me it's like when you hear your own voice on your answering machine. answering machine, i'm 190 years old.
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[ laughter ] i realized -- >> jimmy: do you have an answering machine? >> hello, i can't come to the phone. that's so embarrassing. my husband's going to be like, why did you say answering machine on national television? >> jimmy: you'll be lucky if he doesn't throw you out of the house. [ laughter ] >> i know, we'll get a message on our answering machine. when you hear your voice back you realize how annoying you sound, right? i get this job and my whole job is, 911, what's your emergency? i'm a perky person, you can't be, hey, 911, what's up? you know. so you've got to like tone it down. every time, hello, 911. then, don't sound sexy because that's creep reserve [ laughter ] it takes a lot. there's a lot that goes into this, people. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, you seem exhausted. do you get calls? a lot of the 911 calls are boring. >> yes. >> jimmy: a lot of the 911 calls are like somebody ate a whole tray of pot brownies. >> right, which i didn't know she get all these crazy what they call nuance calls or
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nuisance calls. nuisance calls. when am i going to get one of snows so far they've been very serious. >> jimmy: they quooed out the nuisance calls for the show. >> they do. >> jimmy: that probably makes sense. >> i want the guy call, i've had a boner for 19 hours what do i do? [ laughter ] to be able to act that out, like you're an idiot, good-bye. >> jimmy: that's where you put the sexy voice on and that boner goes right awamplgts reserve way. >> that's right. >> jimmy: i mentioned in your introduction you've been considering since you were a little bit. >> 119 years old, yeah. >> jimmy: this is a photograph i would love to get more information on. this is something that you posted online. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's you and obviously michael jackson. or is that a wax figure? is that really michael jackson? >> it's really michael jackson. i was 10 years old. i got to spend the day with him doing an l.a. gear commercial. >> jimmy: l.a. gear? >> yes, when he did -- >> jimmy: i forgot about l.a. gear. >> all the shoes had the michael jackson buckle on them. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> they just told me that i was
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going to shoot a commercial for the day. with michael. and i was like, okay, cool. like a fun kid named michael that will be great. >> jimmy: you didn't know it was that michael? >> no. i got there, everybody was like super serious. it was all really hush-hush. you know. they were -- there were protocols. i'm like, okay. then it was michael jackson. and i was like, oh my god. and now, thinking back on it, if i'd been in my 20s i probably would have pood my pants a little bit, oh my god, i'm about to work with michael jackson! at 10, it was like this is so cool, he's going to be really fun, it wasn't a big deal. i was excited about bubbles the monkey. >> jimmy: the chimp was there? >> i got to meet bubbles, it was super exciting. >> jimmy: bubbles would come on commercial shoots? >> yeah, he was there hanging out, it was amazing. >> jimmy: did you pet him or touch him? >> high five. >> jimmy: you didn't pictures with bubbles? >> i did not. >> jimmy: did did you spend time with michael, talking with him? >> we spent the whole day together, we were dancing together. he taught me to do his up on the
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toes thing which i can't do now. it was amazing. at the end of the day here's what i loved about him most. at the end of the day i had to go to this charity function. and it meant that the commercial sort of had to be shut down at a weird time, then he had to go. he stopped at the end of the day, he was like, you don't know how important it is that you're doing something that's special and important for other people. and he was like, never lose that, always be that person. >> jimmy: wow. >> and i was like, okay, yes, sir. like, absolutely, okay. and he wrote like a very big donation to this charity function that i was going to that night, and sent a check in my name. >> jimmy: really. >> on my behalf, which is not something that i would have been able to do at the time. and like sent it just to sort of button like how important it is to give to other people and to do that. i just thought that was extraordinary. because he's michael jackson, you know? >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> he didn't have to do that, and he really took his time. i got to go to neverland ranch. >> jimmy: oh, you did? you kept in cuff touch? when they would have big parties. >> jimmy: what parties? >> we went on thanksgiving one
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year which was incredible. >> jimmy: really? wait a minute. >> yes. >> jimmy: you written vited to the jackson family thanksgiving dinner? >> it wasn't just them and me and my mom, pass the turkey. that would have been incredd increddicray. >> jimmy: what is incredicray? [ laughter ] is that like direct-utive exec or whatever? >> is incredicray out? >> jimmy: it may be in, it may be out, i've never heard it, i'm out is the problem. >> it's a word-ish. like incredible and crazy. >> jimmy: don't use that when the 911 call comes in. oh my god, you got hit by a tractor? incredicray. >> i love that, that's actually good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: michael jackson, that's something else. >> it was amazing. it was amazing. one of those big life moments. wow, this is extraordinary.
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>> jimmy: did you have turkey? they didn't like carve up a giraffe or anything? >> a giant candy store on the property that they had fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies, a ferris wheel, it was truly amazing. >> jimmy: what an incredicray life you've had. >> right? >> know my wife is cringing right now because i'm going to use that word a lot. >> oh, please do. >> jimmy: jennifer love hewitt, everyone! her show is "911." the two-night season premiere starts sunday, september 23rd on fox. we'll be right back with the lemon twigs! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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a magical place... that's lookin' to get scared! (laughter) halloween time is back in disneyland and disney california adventure parks! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to rami malek, jennifer love hewitt, apologies to matt damon. this is their album called "go to school" here with the song "small victories." the lemon twigs!
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♪ ♪ ♪ just how much of this to go on ♪ll allow ♪ what will it take for you to realize you're wrong oh so wrong ♪ ♪ he fought with him who fought with her who denied her knowledge ♪ ♪ of what those altercations were all the lies and the sighs this was not so reassuring ♪ ♪ but all is well and all is merry even when
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the times are scary ♪ ♪ every generation is the same resulting in this fear illusion is a void that breeds confusion ♪ ♪ leading to a population tame ♪ ♪ i understand demand and know there are no guarantees ♪ ♪ but we've been built a world that's full of small victories ♪ ♪ i've been waiting for a light to shine my way every day ♪ ♪ no one understands a word of what i
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say go away ♪ ♪ i rule the son the sun and all the stars say the sons and daughters whose parents bought ♪ ♪ them getaway cars to ignore inner war that is building up inside them ♪ ♪ from the mountains to the prairies everything is looking scary ♪ ♪ but the lot around me feel no pain they live their days in mass delusion, while ♪ ♪ i coddle my seclusion knowing that they're all laughing at shane ♪ ♪ i understand demand and know there are no guarantees ♪ ♪ but we've been built a
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this is "nightline." >> tonight, just do it. nike's new campaign featuring colin kaepernick. kicking off a preseason controversy. >> sacrificed his career for what he believed in. >> some fans reacting with their own protests. others supporting the swoosh. >> as soon as i saw that ad i was very proud. >> how branding social activism could impact the future of this corporate giant and the nfl. plus ashlee and evan. ♪ ashlee simpson, "the pieces of me" singer. ♪ i like the way that feels >> back with a new reality show with husband and fellow musician evan ross. >> i kind of felt like i wanted people to know me, get
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