i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama daetz. thank you for being >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, keegan-michael key and dave salmoni and animals. and now, look alive, here's jimmy kimmel. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very nice. thank you very much. well, that's very kind and i thank you and i welcome you. you're joining us on a somber day in the united states when we honor and remember the victims of the tragic attacks of

september 11th. this is a day on which we look to our leaders for comfort and for inspiration, our leaders like former president obama who this morning tweeted, "we will always remember everyone we lost on 9/11." there's nothing our resilience and resolve can't overcome and no act of terror could ever change who we are. former president bush tweeted, "this is a day i will certainly never forget. this morning, we pause to say a prayer for the lives lost." former president clinton tweeted, "today, we honor all those who lost their lives 17 years ago in new york, virginia, and pennsylvania." you know where i'm headed with this? [ cheers and applause ] and our current president, donald trump, who wrote, "17 years since september 11th." exclamation point.

well, at least this was factually correct. that's a good -- donald trump always knows how to say the right thing on 9/11. in 2013, he tweeted, i don't know if you remember this, i'd like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, september 1 1st. weirdly, that's one of the nicest things he ever tweeted. as the east coast braces now for hurricane florence, president trump got a briefing from fema and homeland security today, after which he took time out to make this astonishing claim. >> what lessons can we take from what happened in puerto rico? how do you apply the lessons from puerto rico? >> i think puerto rico was incredibly successful. puerto rico ianouanck things on to it. everything's by boat. the job that fema and l enforcement and everybody did working along with the governor in puerto rico, i think, was

tremendous. i think that puerto rico was an incredible unsung success. >> yes. that's right. an incredible unsung success or as the people of puerto rico called it, a complete and horrible nightmare that went on and on and on. so, that's comforting. if that's where the bar is, we might need to bump it up a couple notches, because this storm is coming and the president is facing a number of storms right now. today, the much-anticipated book written by pulitzer prize winning journalist bob woodward came out. you read it? i read it. i preordered this thing like two weeks ago. is second it went up on amazon echo -- amazon echo, i got an e. a spokesperson says we've reprinted six times to meet extraordinary demand that will put 1 million books in print before we've even gone on sale and it's all thanks to the tireless and nonstop work of

their social media marketing whiz, donald j. trump. he claims the book is a work of fiction like climate change and marriage and things like that, but woodward stands by his reporting, claims a key member of the trump administration told him the stuff he put in the book was 1,000% true. gee, i wonder which key member of the administration would use a phrase like that. >> we're behind you 1,000%. we will support israel 1,000%. rough bout and now you're 1,000%. i am with you 1,000%. with you 1,000%. we're with you 1,000, one thousand, 1,000%. >> she's heard it before. this is just the latest in a series of books about the trump presidency. they all have similar titles. first book was "fire and fury" by michael wolf and then came "unhinged" by omarosa. this one is called "fear" by bob

woodward and there are more looks about trump than there are about hobbits. some of the new ones on the way, coming next month, "nut job." "insane clown potus" and "all the president's mental problems." that one is 900 pages long. and i will read them all. and while the walls may be closing in on donald trump, merchandise sales are still going strong. for some reason, we decided to subscribe to a monthly subscription box called the big league box, which is, i guess, it's available on his super pac website. it's $49 a month. that's normal for a president to have a monthly subscription box, right? so, every month, i've been getting these packages. my wife gets mad that i'm ordering them, but usually they're filled with, like, leftover crap from the inauguration. but, well, let's see what we have in this. already i see we've got a sticker. this is a real thing. it's -- what does the sticker say?

big league trump supporter. okay. put that on here. yeah. and some paper. that's it. all right. what else do we have here? oh, i'm opening the wrong one. okay. oh, it's a mug. here we go. i heart waking up and remembering that donald trump is president. oh, #maga. really? that's what what you love about waking up? i wake up screaming when i remember donald trump is president. anyway, guillermo, i know -- i don't want to ruin the surprise, but i have a feeling you might be getting something special for christmas this year. >> no, thank you. >> jimmy: we have a wild show for you tonight, literally. dave salmoni is here with wild animals. he's bringing two baby

alligators, a baby ostrich or ostriches, a baby apple and a baby jgiraffe. you got to meet one of the animals, right, guillermo? >> yeah, the alligator. >> jimmy: this afternoon, we thought it would be funny to put an alligator in guillermo's dressing room and wait for him to walk in and fortunately, we were able to capture it all on video. ♪ ♪ >> oh [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] alligators.

there's an alligator in the room. ♪ >> it moved. oh, man! what the [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: there's a lot of cursing here. i just have one question. is the kiddy pool usually in your -- >> no, it came with the alligator. >> jimmy: that was special for the alligator. so, dave salmoni will be out here soon with creatures, but first, well, it might be the best worst attempt at a robbery of all time. this is yet another reason why god gave us surveillance cameras. so, there's a guy, he's walking into a vape shop in aurora, colorado, with pernicious intent, and he gets his gun, goes right on the -- she gets it before him, and -- and he's gone. butter fingers nelson.

in a way, she robbed him. those of you who parked here tonight know that we do our show right in the heart of hollywood, and from time to time, we like to test the patience of the people passing by our studio to find out just how far they're willing to go to be on television and what contracts, specifically, they will agree to enter into without reading any of those contracts, and this is a new edition of our popular segment, "fool release." >> tell us your name, ma'am. >> mad lynn. >> how you doing? where are you from? >> new york. >> we want to talk to you for tv. let me take that cup f we just have some questions so that we could use you on television. i just want to run through a couple things with you. this is just saying that you give us the right to use your likeness on television. you're okay with that. if you could sign your name.

>> what station is this? >> this will be for the american broadcast company. this is saying that you solemnly defend to protect the constitution of the united states. you're an american citizen in >> yes. >> and quickly give me the pledge of allegiance. >> i pledge of allegiance to the flag of the united states -- >> blah, blah, that's good enough. letting you know that during filming, participant understands that all heretofore mentioned questions, subjects, may or may not fully be taken out of context. just initial there. all right. on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you weigh? >> 8.5. >> okay. i'd like to give you a physical stress test if that's okay before we put you on camera. take two seconds. do you prefer elliptical, a treadmill, usually when you work out? >> elliptical. >> i need you top for -- how we doing on time? >> 45 seconds. >> another 45 seconds. stu, you're doing great. just a couple more minutes, we'll get you on your way so you

can go kill batman. this is saying that you can hit a high "c" for us. just run the scales for me. >> why? do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do. do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do. >> one more time. >> do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do. >> keep looking at me. stay here. >> did you look? we're very concerned with identity theft. what's your bank? >> chase. >> chase. great. if you could just say the following, my voice is my password. >> my voice is mpa >> now say, checking. >> checking. >> now say, savings. >> savings. >> now say, transfer funds now. >> transfer funds now. >> now say, liquidate assets. >> liquidate assets.

>> now say, in a cashier's check. >> in a cashier's check. >> participant agrees to reveal the first name of their last five sexual partners. just the first name. >> is that what you want? >> yeah. >> lucy, sherry, linda, and lucy. >> two lucys? >> two lucys, two separate lucys. >> if you don't mind, i'm going to give you a quick swab. we're going to get that. this is just a quick swab. >> what is this for? >> this is just to make sure -- it's legal stuff, just to make sure, blah, blah, blah. just had problems in the past and we don't want to have any trouble. okay, just pop that in. and we wait. you can keep that. anw >> what's blue? >> it's positive. >> for? >> i just need a paw print from your dog.

yeah. and subject agrees not to tell anybody about this interview because snitches get stitches. >> you got it. >> just so i'll be able to find you if you take off, i'm going to fit you with a shock collar if i can't -- >> no, no, no. >> madeline, lastly, participant agrees to look into the camera and say, harvey weinstein is innocent. >> harvey weinstein is innocent. >> producer is granted full permission to clip that out, take it out of context and use it as a sound byte in the local news. >> okay. >> disgraced movie mogul harvey weinstein pleads not guilty. if convicted, he could face a anymore sentence of ten years in prison >> harvey weinstein is innocent. >> well, i don't know that we should be applauding that. all right. thanks, everyone. tonight on the show, dave salmoni is here with wild animals and we'll be right back with keegan-michael key.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, from animal planet, dave salmoni is here. dave brought a baby alligator, a baby alpaca, a baby ostrich, and a baby giraffe. and some other baby stuff. tomorrow night on the show, our guest will be christina aguilera. we'll have music from slash and on thursday, cate blanchett and music from the chain smokers, featuring emily warren. we learned a lot during the commercial breaks here at the show and we took an extended one so we could put down some carpeting for the animals and learned that in argentina,

preschoolers read textbooks. isn't that right? the kids are brilliant over there. all right. our first guest tonight is an emmy-winning comedian and half of one of the great comedy teams. his new movie is called "the predator," yes, that predator. it opens in theaters and imax on friday. please welcome keegan-michael key. ♪ >> jimmy: so, you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: very dapper. >> i feel good. i feel good. little v alenv a

>> jimmy: i heard you're excited about the animals. >> i'm extremely excited about the animals. when i was a kid, i was going to be a veterinarian. that was number one. remember the tv show bj and the bear? that was my favorite tv show. anybody here over 40? i wanted to be bj, impact wante be a truck-driving veterinarian and i found out math was involved and i was like, screw it, never mind. i don't live in argentina. >> jimmy: right. the kids there are brilliant. they're all geniuses, it's great. they come out of the womb with a book in their hands. sometimes it's unfortunate -- sometimes the corners of the book will actually get caught in the fallopian tube. >> exactly. around the umbilical cord. >> jimmy: did you have pets growing up? >> as a kid, we had dogs. there was never a time in my life when i didn't have a took. i had a time from the time i was in a walker. >> jimmy: dogs only, though, right. >> and a few cats. and then it evolved a bit when i

got older, when i was in graduate school, my roommate and i had, at one point in a 500-square foot apartment, 9 birds, a black capped connier, a senegalese parrot, a ball python, a chinese water dragon, a sand lizard, we had a ferret and a kitten, and at one point in time for one week, we had a welsh corgi, because i know you were all wondering, a cardigan or a welsh. and then of course the commensurate rats -- frozen rats and mice that we had to feed to the snakes. >> jimmy: oh my god. >> and a nile monitor. so yes, i'm excited about the reptiles that are going to be here tonight. excited! >> jimmy: you had all those animals. >> all of those animals. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. >> yeah, it was crazy. yeah. me and my friend tyler, we were a marillon perkins household.

>> jimmy: when girls would come over -- would girls come over? >> every now and then, a girl would come over and the phrase that was probably most often used in the apartment was, don't go in the refrigerator. i was just going to get some ice for my drink. no! just dead rats. >> jimmy: wow. and you -- i learned this about you today and i didn't realize this, but you hosted a show on animal planet. >> i hosted the planet's funniest animals on animal planet. >> jimmy: when was that? >> i guess -- i think it was one of -- i think 2006, like, 2006, 2007. >> jimmy: so after mad tv. >> it was during mat "mad tv." on my hiatus, i could shoot like 50 episodes. guys, wait until you see this penguin, change sweaters, hey, guys, this giraffe's really sticking his neck out. change sweaters. >> jimmy: did you determine in that time on that show what ises the world's fun nest animal?

>> world east funniest animal? any time a chimpanzee is smoking a cigarette or has been administered peanut butter so it goes like that and we make it look like it's talking. in a tuckxetucksxetucksxetucks >> jimmy: a chimpanzee will suspensionly throw their feces at people who are watching them and that's always funny too. >> you can't lose. you really can't lose. i mean, poop is the funniest thing. can you imagine this? i feel like they're trying to do comedy and sometimes they're running out of jokes and they get desperate. they go, i have nothing, poop! i've been known to do that a couple times myself. >> jimmy: you got married over the summer, congratulations. >> i did. thank you very much. yes. i love you, sweetheart. >> jimmy: how long were you engaged? was this a long period? >> not a terribly long engagement, about six-month engagement. my wife's a director and a producer so it was like as soon

as the engagement, she was like, there's the challenge. we'll be done in six months. got the whole thing planned out, it was beautiful, it was perfect, it was amazing. >> jimmy: where was the wed something >> we got married in our apartment building in new york city. we got married on the ninth floor of our apartment building a community room, and we had, like, second street deli up in our apartment with our family and friends. >> jimmy: was it a big group of people? >> for the actual wedding, yes. for the next night, we had a 270-person bash at the top of the world trade center. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. did everyone behave themselves? >> everybody behaved themselves and it was such a lovely night. at 10:30, i realized, like, i was like, oh, this is -- i have a drink in my hand and at that moment, i realized it was the first drink that i had had, and i'm like, this is impossible. i'm drunk. and then i realized i was literally drunk on joy. i was literally drunk on happiness. it was amazing.

people supported us. >> jimmy: you mean the dish washing detergent? >> yeah. very high alcohol content. it's like 151, joy. >> jimmy: bubbles coming out of your ears. >> achoo. >> jimmy: you were that happy. >> it was a great night. it was exactly supposed to be. the family, the friends supporting us, and then afterwards, one of our dear friends, he went up to chelsea pier, with a sailboat and he sailed down, picked up like 30 of us and we took a boat around the statue of liberty, 2:30 in the morning. >> jimmy: that's a good friend to have. are you sure it was his boat? that doesn't seem legal at that hour. >> no, no, i promise you, no maritime laws were broken. >> jimmy: okay, goods. you don't want a maritime law to be broken during your wedding. i know you're a big detroit lions fan. did you watch the game last night? what happens when you see a game like that? it's the first game of the season. >> you know what? >> jimmy: will you watch again? >> i will. hope springs eternal. >> jimmy: it does.

>> here's the only thing that keeps me alive as a sports fan. the chicago cubs. if they could have gone that long without a championship and then win the world series, there is always hope for my detroit lions. always hope. >> jimmy: but not this year, there's not any hope. there's future hope for the detroit lions. >> we're in a rebuild year since 1967. >> jimmy: is your wife watching with you? >> she does. the thing is, this is one of the 475,000 things that's fantastic about my wife. she's also in, like, an avid sports fan, like a real sports fan so it's not that -- i understand, women, i get it, they're like quarterbacks, dashing, good-looking, i get it. we all know who aaron rodgers is from the commercials. my mom knows who peyton manning is my my wife goes, wife goes, barclay, the second pick in the draft from penn state. she knows who aaron donald is. >> jimmy: you've got a fantasy

football. >> so, yeah, she'll watch games with me and it's -- our den is very tastefully appointed. she has her little framed jersey of eli manning. i have my framed jersey of barry sanders. >> jimmy: there's jerseys on the wall. >> she allowed know have it above hers. i can't do any better than this. >> jimmy: that is pretty solid. it sounds like a dream match-up here. i might even move in with the two of you. >> come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: when we come back, your movie, i wachld it today. it's fantastic. it's called "the predator." keegan-michael key is here with us. be right back. keegan-michael key is here with us. be right back.

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the trigger. >> jimmy: that is keegan-michael key and friends in "the predator." this mover, i did not expect the movie to be funny and it is really funny. >> you know, it was written by shane black, who did lethal weapon and we all think about how bad ass mel and danny are but there's a lot of laughs, a lot of humor in the film so that's part of his trademark stamp and we had a great time. >> jimmy: this predator, the actual predator creature, how does it fall in line? is it related to the other predators in the predator series? >> yeah, oh, absolutely. this movie probably takes place -- one could say it takes place present day or it could be in the late '90s. it lives in the universe of the first "predator" and the second one and the avp movies. i liked "alien versus predator" and requiem. i got some fans out there. >> jimmy: were these movies that you watched when you got this part or were these movies that you had seen like throughout

your life? >> throughout my life. i'm a huge, like, i like genre movies and action movies and i had the pleasure of rewatching them again. i was like, well, this is research. this is nothing but research but i'm going to watch these five times again, over again. five times. i really enjoy these. i enjoyed cinema, all kinds of cinema. >> jimmy: were you one of those kids that would watch the movies over and over again? >> back in the vhs era, you could watch the tape and rewind. remember the rewind machine in people over 40? hit the rewind machine and put the movie in and watch that movie or there would be a movie that was like a three-and-a-half hour movie like on two vhs cassettes. oh, boy. rewind this one. >> jimmy: we had that. we had a separate rewinding machine. >> a separate rewinder machine. >> jimmy: not to save time but because someone had convinced us that it would be less wear and tear. >> on the video cassettes. on the vhs machine. >> jimmy: that we eventually threw in the garbage anyway. >> exactly. it was always your dad freaking out. we got to have one of these. we got to have one. >> jimmy: not for me. >> these things are in japan.

they're going to wear out. wear and tear. >> jimmy: my mother went to sears and bought the vhs while my dad was at work and then brought it home and we were all scared that he was going to be mad when he came home. >> top loader or in the slot there. >> jimmy: full top loader. the whole thing. you know, if you got some dirty movie and you had to make sure everyone was snoring, because it woke everyone up in the house. yeah. >> i would go to my friend's house. we didn't have cable and go, like, dave, can we have a sleepover today? bro, it's a wednesday. what are you talking about? i just want to see "basic instinct." 10:00 p.m. in the tv guide. remember tv guide? holy mackerel. >> jimmy: if there's an "n" in the thing. "a," "v," "n." >> thursday, friday? when can i spent the nieght,

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♪ >> jimmy: we're back with keegan-michael key. our next guest is a -- >> animals! >> jimmy: is a zoologist with a love for dangerous beasts. his new show on facebook watch is called "animal bites with dave salmoni." from animal planet, please welcome dave salmoni. >> how are you? i'd shake your hand but it's probably not a great idea. >> how with you. >> good, dave. i'm being rude to everybody, not shaking anyone's hands. >> what a cute -- you can be rude. you've got your hands full. >> this is an alligator. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a little one, right? >> it is actually a little one, right. these guys can be over 1,000 pounds. go ahead and sit down. >> jimmy: really?

will that one get up to -- >> they all basically grow to the size of their enclosures or what they eat so if this guy's in a wild area where there's big things like pigs and deer that he heats, he'll be 16'1" pounds. but if he is in areas where he's living off frogs and little birds, then he'll stale stay a little smaller. >> jimmy: why do they have that smile like they're mocking you. >> they haven't evolved in millions of years. so millions of years ago, there was animals that looked just like this, and the only reason they haven't changed is because they haven't needed to. they're really good predators. let me show you my favorite thing. >> jimmy: did you have one of these in your apartment? >> i'm like, did i miss a scene in "predator"? we had one of these. we had a nile monitor, which looked very close to this but he had a short face. >> yeah. so with these >> he blinked and i freaked out.

>> i got two nervous guys. so with these guys are predators, my favorite thing about them is if you look, the nose is above the top of the head and the eyes are at the top so when this guy, even if he's 1,000 pounds, can live under the water and all you'll see the two little bumps on the top and he can sit like this and just wait and if anything then comes nice and close, so, look at this guy. so if you look from the tip of his nose to about his back foot, anything in that circle, he can grab. so he'll reach out and you look at his teeth, zoom in real tight, they're like little pegs. there's no special teeth, no morals or incisors. they're only for grabbing. once they get ahold of you, that's it. they got you. but they can't take bites. if it's not bite-size, they take it in the water, try to soften it up. have you heard of the death roll? >> yeah. >> that's what they're doing, basically taking something that's big and really trying to get a bite-size chunk. >> jimmy: they're drowning it. >> they don't care. they know when they've got you,

they're going to get you eventually. when they've got you, they know it's over. the death roll is to get a chunk. there's no point in killing something really big if they can't eat it so they'll grab it, bring it down and try to spin just because it will rip a chunk off they can swallow. >> jimmy: this one in particular, how long before it grows into a full-size kelleyanne conway? >> if he eats a lot, it could be about a year. do you want to hold this guy? >> jimmy: nope. keegan-michael will hold it. >> let me bring the friendlier size version. >> jimmy: oh, look at that. lunch. all right. >> now. >> jimmy: that is -- are they going to get progressively smaller? >> here you go. you grab here. grab the tail there. thumb down because it can bite you. >> jimmy: oh, great. thanks. >> now you're a gator wrangler. >> jimmy: don't say he can bite you before. >> you got it, jimmy.

you trick -- i didn't realize you were going to say yes to the bigger one. but i can let you hold this one. >> i could have gone for the joke but that's how much i like animals. >> jimmy: you want to hold this one? spend a little time with that guy. >> hand up at the front, make him feel comfortable. he will bite you if you let him. >> jimmy: if that bites, does it hurt? >> yeah, that guy will hurt you. >> those are like straight-up needles in his mouth. >> it will hurt enough that it will bruise a bit, maybe a little bit of blood, but the other guy, he's big enough to take a chunk off. >> he's got nice eyes. >> i don't know if you can get really close in the camera. you can see these guys are aquatic. see that webbed foot. these guys are excellent in the water. if you open this hand a little bit, you can see he's like a big rudder. do you know these men behind you? i think he wants this. so next animal. we got something, jimmy, i think what's this? i was wrong. that is not an alligator.

now this is a -- >> jimmy: you found that in the alley, didn't you? >> this is a hyrax or rock dussy. >> jimmy: that a pokemon or an animal. >> what do you think his closest relative? >> wombat. >> it is closest related to an elephant. their knows is very similar to an elephant's trunk. >> jimmy: no, it's not. >> anatomically. i think you'd have to be a taxonomist. so they're really cute, fun. >> jimmy: that is a cute one. >> where do they live? >> africa. in little rocky outcrops. in groups because obviously in africa there's a lot of things that like to eat something this size so they use every eyeball they can. if anything dangerous comes along, they whistle.

and then it means, dangerous things are coming and they'll go hiding. >> jimmy: this would make an excellent stocking stuffer, wouldn't it? are you allowed to have these as pets? >> you probably are allowed. nay wouldn't make great pets. none of these exotic animals make good pets and this guy wants to live in a little cave in some rocks so he wouldn't be a fun pet to have. >> jimmy: okay. all right. well, so far, the animals are not too terrifying. >> these are fun animals. you know me. jimmy, come around. bring this with you. and aim it. watch. don't spill. come on out here. hi. come here. jimmy, i need some of that food. aim it out to this guy. these are ostrich. . >> jimmy: there you go, ostriches, enjoy that food. eat up. they have no manners at all, do they? >> that's all right. now you can hold him. >> jimmy: guys, i got some of this stuff for you. oh, yeah. there you go. >> are they going to go and get people in the audience? >> they'll stay with the food. >> that guy's exploring. >> keegan, come on up. while they're eating, you can feel how soft they are.

this guy's only about three months old. the big males can be 250 pounds and they'll stand up over my head. >> jimmy: are they really dumb? >> very big. another interesting thing about these guys is people think, they're just a bird. but they can be very dangerous. you see that big toe down there? >> he ain't playing. >> so most of their weight is in their legs so their ability to kick is unbelievable and that big toe, that nail, will become three to four inches long so when they feel like they have to defend their territory, they can actually be quite aggressive. >> i'm gladd you told me that. >> jimmy: this is the weirdest eating i've ever seen. >> do you want to touch him while he eats? >> jimmy: no, i don't want to touch any of the animals. >> they look a lot ike dinosaurs. these guys are closely related to dinosaurs. we think all dinosaurs evolved into birds. >> jimmy: could the alligator t big one, eat these two? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: could we get him out here? i don't know, it's just a --

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>> jimmy: welcome, everybody. and this is a giraffe, this is dave salmoni and keegan-michael key, and there's a giraffe in our studio, a baby giraffe, yeah? >> this is a baby giraffe, about five months old. >> jimmy: thank you for the flowers. >> he's going to try to eat this maybe. first thing you'll notice is that he's got a very big, long tongue. his tongue can be 21 inches. >> really. >> jimmy: wow. >> they have something interesting in their ability to eat. in africa, a lot of the leaves have thorns all over them and they release a tannin so animals can't eat them, whereas his mouth has thick, thick skin, so he doesn't get rickpricked by t

thorns and he can eat those leaves. >> these are nice soft american leaves. >> what you're seeing is a young boy, super curious, super interested. >> he's just checking everything out. >> interesting thing about baby giraffes is that they -- >> jimmy: hi. how you doing? he told me not to pet you. >> they have sensitive fur. if you reach out and pet him, it may startle him and they want to play. he was born around people, been nothing but treated amazingly by people so he thinks we're all his friends. you can see all this action. >> jimmy: we barely even know him. why would he think we're his friends? >> kids always trust people. interesting for babies. moms give birth standing up, so a baby when they're born, drops over five feet. >> jimmy: really? >> and so they can actually get up and run within an hour. >> baby run fast after an hour? >> yeah, these are real fast

animals. when they get older, they can run 65 kilometers an hour. >> jimmy: if only i knew what that meant in miles, i'd be very impressed, i'm sure. >> i'd do the conversion but i'm canadian. >> maybe the argentinian knows. >> giraffe population has been decreasing by 40% so they are susceptible to extinction mostly because they have land use issues. there's encroachment in wild spaces so these guys are very vulnerable to that. >> jimmy: wow. >> if you like these guys, this is a good specious to learn about all the problems animals face in africa so go and research, go to an accredited zoo, learn about giraffe. >> jimmy: how much is this one? because my kids would love to have something like this. >> once again, you know me. these don't make good pets at all. because they are so big. this is the tallest animal on the planet. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry about what happened with toys "r" us. >> i have an interesting

question. do you know what a group of giraffes is called? >> jimmy: no. >> no. >> a journey. >> a journey of giraffes. >> jimmy: like the band? >> exactly like the band. a human has seven vertebra in its neck. how many do you think a giraffe has? >> jimmy: 12. >> i'm going to say like a hundred. >> seven. the same number as we have. >> in that whole neck? >> jimmy: does he know that? >> i don't know if he does. another fun thing. look at the top of his horns there, nice tuft. as he gets older, those tufts are going to go bald, because of all of the wrestling and the sparring he likes to do. is that's how you can tell the sex of a giraffe when you see them in the wild. if they have bald horns, they're males. and if they have those tufts, usually females. >> jimmy: just like humans. bald men and hairy women. that's beautiful. >> he's a growing boy. >> another interesting fact is their heart can be two feet and 25 pounds. >> jimmy: hold on. two feet and 25 pounds?

that's a big heart. >> because it's got to pump all the way up to that big head there. >> jimmy: yeah. wow. this is a beautiful -- does it come in other patterns as well? oh. i was a little -- yeah. >> it's a lot like a fingerprint. their patterns are unique so that pattern is completely his own. >> jimmy: right. >> that's great. hey, big guy. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. "animal bites with dave salmoni" is on facebook watch. will you have the giraffe on that? >> i hope so. i'll invite him. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with one more animal? >> sure. >> jimmy: why not. we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank keegan-michael key, dave salmoni and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. what's this, dave? >> it's an alpaca. >> jimmy: it looks like a stuffed animal. >> it feels like a stuffed animal. >> jimmy: can we have this one? >> you can. these guys are a domestic animal. this is one you can have. >> jimmy: this is going to be my gift to you and your wife for your wedding. congratulations. >> hi. welcome home. >> jimmy: happy wedding. thanks for watching. good night, everybody. >> you're going to be my kid.

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