and road closures. it's going to be hectic. i'm larry beil. up next on jimmy kimmel, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's about "jimmy kimmel live? "tonight, sofia vergara, degree, snoop dog and music from tyga featuring offset. and now, step aside. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome. hi, everyone. thank you. relax, relax. hello. i'm jimmy. i'm your host. thank you very much. thank you for coming. thank you very much. it's -- hey, i just want to mention something real quick. if you haven't already, and i'm assuming you're an american, which i know not everyone here is, i hope you registered to

vote because today is national voter registration day. and i have a new slogan i'm trying to get going to get people -- it goes like this. if you don't vote, i'm going to punch you right in the face. [ laughter ] what do you think [ applause ] it needs a little bit of work, but the gist is there. registering to vote is easy. it takes less than two minutes. that's -- i mean, that's how long it takes to have sex. [ laughter ] it's not that long. oh, just me. the mid-term elections are six weeks away and you have to register in advance. last mid terms 37% of eligible voters actually did vote. as far as i'm concerned, if you don't vote, you're not allowed to comment on facebook, you're not allowed to tweet, definitely not allowed to stand in line at starbucks for a pumpkin spice latte. and here's the biggest reason why you need to vote. donald trump was in new york today addressing the general assembly at the united nations. all the other countries of the world gathered.

things got off to a lively start. you know, sometimes it seems like the rest of the world is laughing at us, and it turns out it's because they are. [ laughter ] >> i stand before the united nations general assembly to share the extraordinary progress we've made. in less than two years my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country. america's -- so true. didn't expect that reaction, but that's okay. >> jimmy: my favorite part about it it took like three seconds after he said it for everyone to laugh because they had to be translated into 80 different languages, and then they all laughed in 80 different languages, but the idea of other countries laughing, and our president -- i mean, is that how it's supposed to go? >> we don't want other leaders and other countries laughing at

us anymore, and they won't being. they won't be. >> jimmy: well, they are, yeah. by the way. after the speech trump claimed he meant to make them laugh. he said it was a joke. of course he said it was a joke. watching trump speak at the united nations is like when your alcoholic uncle grabs the microphone at your wedding. it's like no good can come of it, but the president also got a reaction from the german delegation during this riff on in his opinion who is doing a good job running their country and who is not. >> we congratulate european states such as poland for leading the construction of a baltic pipeline so that nations are not dependant on russia to meet their energy needs. germany will become totally dependent on russian energy if it does not immediately change course. here in the western hemisphere we're committed -- if you can

get five germans to laugh at once, that's an accomplishment. [ applause ] so happy octoberfest. trump also whined about foreign aid. he complained that we -- we help other countries, and he said, and this is a quote, few give anything to us. yeah, where's our foreign aid, ethiopia? how about you share some of those lentils for a change. the warm and welcoming theme for the president today was america first. he was very clear in reminding our friends around the world that they are not the boss of us. >> we will never surrender america's sovereignty to an unelected, unaccountable global bureaucracy. america is governed by americans. >> jimmy: he loves that one. that's a classic. who can blame him. trump killed today. the president has also been mounting an impassioned defense

of his supreme court pick brett kavanaugh who faces accusations of sexual misconduct. last night he tweeted the democrats are working hard to destroy a wonderful man and a man who has the potential to be one our greatest supreme court justices ever with an array of false acquisitions the likes of which have never been seen before. he wrote acquisitions instead of accusations, and unnecessarily capitalized the word to try extra attention to what a dope he is. to mow the scariest part of the tweet is it stayed up for ten minutes before someone got in and corrected it. we now know it takes ten full minutes to someone to be able to get to the president, turn off fox news, dodge the fried chicken leg hurtling towards their head and tell him, hey, you spelled accusation wrong so we need -- trump could bring it on, chubby rocket man. kim jong-un could get most of the way through a launch sequence before anyone got in there to undo what he did. basically a hilarious typo just explained how we're all going to die one of these days.

trump even tried to rope the president of colombia into this kavanaugh nonsense. look at this. >> for the democrats to trying to be making him into something -- let be noise about it, he's not. he's a high quality person. he's a great intellect. i mean, charges come up from 36 years okay that are totally unsau unsubstantiated. you, watching this, as the president afternoon great country colombia, you must be saying how is this possible? >> jimmy: he's actually thinking how are you possible, and how did i wind up in this chair next to you. judge kavanaugh is defending himself against the two acquisitions, one from when he was a college stunt and the other during high school. during an interview on fox news in an effort to exonerate himself he told martha maccallum that he was a virgin through high school and for, quote, many, many years after. why he admitted this, i don't

know. does he think that helps? i don't know. most of what he told us that most of his adult life he was dangerously horny. speaking of dangerously horny, big cosby was sentenced today. earlier this year -- [ applause ] i know. bill cosby was convicted of sexual assault, and he's now going -- he's in jail. bill cosby was sentenced to three to ten years in a pennsylvania state prison, and this is interesting. tmz did a bit of research, and they found out his first meal in jail will include pudding. [ laughter ] it's like all haganah matata, but at least he get to eat. did you see what happened to ted cruz last night. ted cruz got heckled out of a restaurant last night. he and his wife heidi were at an italian restaurant in washington, d.c. someone got it often tape. all of these people showed up to express their displeasure with his support of judge kavanaugh.

it got ugly so they got up to leave. they didn't even get bread sticks. that's how badly things went. he and his wife, they packed up their stuff and they got out of the restaurant as quickly as they could, but this has been happening a lot lately. i mean, people are going to have to start eating in their homes. you can see it's a very nice restaurant, and, of course, the door was locked so they weren't able to get out. poor guy, guy left so hungry his wife had to feed him three freezed dried mice when he got home. i looked up the yelp page, a lot of reviews from angry right wingers. witnessed u.s. senator ted cruz chased out of your restaurants by out-of-control leftist snowflake protesters. you should be ashamed allowing such action. people should be able to eat in peace. we'll never go to your restaurant again. by the way, your pasta sucks.

at first, thought it was ted cruz and i saw he had 119 friend but there's no way. he can't. [ applause ] there is a silver lining here. if you're a republican politician and you don't want to pay for a meal, all you have to do is tweet which restaurant you're at right before the check comes, and your dinner is free. in other ted cruz news. this made the rounds today. this is embarrassing. that's ted cruz on a plane looking at a photo of his opponent beto o'rourke in texas and what is sad is how desperately he was trying to swipe left on the photograph. the nhl preseason is underway. the philadelphia flyers, they have already -- they made what could very well be the most zam boneheaded man and they unveiled their mascot which was not received with brotherly love. say hello, everyone, to

♪ like they made a mascot out of donald trump's hair. it looked like a muppet with a meth problem. so people are like what the hell. the flyers explained they wanted something new to excite fans and also make sure that children who come to the games never sleep again. [ laughter ] the president's daughter, ivanka, hasn't been seen much lately, but show has been keeping busy. she was at the johnson space center in houston where she chatted up with the astronauts on the international space station. >> it is an honor to meet you all. this is amazing. what an experience. >> thank you both for joining us, and we hope that you're proud of the work that we're doing, and we're trying to carry on the legacy that's been going on up here for the last 18 years. >> have you actually -- you actually have my dream job. i always wanted to be an

astronaut and always wanted to go to space. you are fulfilling my dream there. >>/sr >> ivapgnka, i think you are a nice person. >> that's very kind of you to say. thank you very much. >> ted behind her. >> jimmy: i have a number of thought behind this. i think we found out who trump plans to put in charge of the space force, admiral ivanka reporting to mars. secondly, who thought it would be a good idea to chitchat with the russian with everything that's going on. third, most importantly, what is this guy doing in his pants while he talks to her? very lonely in space. [ applause ] slow lonely. a new season of "the bachelor" is still like throw and a half month away, but ours is not the only country that uses rhodess

to get strangers to not marry each other. this is from "the bachelor" in vietnam where this is a turn of events that i think even chris harrison would admit was the most shocking rose ceremony in bachelor history.

♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: why can't we have that other? it's all i've wanted. here's another crazy video. this happened in ocean city, new jersey over the weekend where a raccoon decided to go for a hike on the side of a building. >> oh, my word. >> this is real news. you won't see this on the nightly news >> jimmy: wow. the new guardians of the galaxy movie looks great, doesn't it? [ applause ] while we're on the subject of the animal kingdom, it's time for something fun and maybe even educational. we teamed up with snoop dogg for a beloved nature series that's

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♪ >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight he has a new show called "the cool kids" on fox. david alan grier is here. then his song is called "taste," tyga featuring offset from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night, riz ahmed and brad garrett will be here with music from avril lavigne. and tomorrow night here on abc, our first guest tonight and her castmates begin their tenth season. they have now stayed together longer than most real families. watch "modern family", wednesday nights at 9:00. please say "hola" to sofía vergara. ♪ [ applause ] all >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> jimmy: you know what. i was backstage. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they told me -- how long since i've been year. i was thinking it was like a year, and it's been three years. >> jimmy: it's been a long time

since were you here. >> how have you been doing without me? >> jimmy: you don't want to know. >> why have you not invited me. >> jimmy: maybe you got tired of the calls. >> is guillermo here. >> guillermo: hi. gracias. [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: well, thank you for saying that, whatever it was. >> we weren't talking very good about you. >> jimmy: you were engaged last time you were here and now you're mayor i'd. >> now i'm fairied, happily married. >> jimmy: joe manganiello. >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you brought joe home back to colombia? has he been with you? >> the two times i've been was four years, met him four years. i went to like film a commercial and then i went for a funeral and it was like -- up was work and the other one was -- >> jimmy: sad.

>> not pleasure either, so i couldn't take him because it was like fast. and he was working. >> jimmy: does he speak span strategic defense initiative. >> no, he doesn't. thank god. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why do you say thank god? >> you know. sometimes it's good to have secrets. >> jimmy: he's from pittsburgh, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: have you been to pittsburgh. >> yeah, two times. >> jimmy: how did you like pittsburgh? >> i was surprised, because i've never really heard that much about pittsburgh. you always hear about new york, miami, l.a., but i was very surprised because it's a very beautiful city. >> jimmy: it is. >> a lot of nice places to eat >> jimmy: yeah, the people are nice. >> and i'm obsessed with the steelers. >> jimmy: is joe obsessed with the statement? >> that's like an understatement. >> jimmy: did you watch the game last night? >> i don't watch it. >> jimmy: you don't. >> i stand behind, like i look a little bit. are you doing okay because the mood inside there lately hasn't been very good. >> jimmy: i see, yeah.

>> so i try to stay away in those hard times, you know. >> jimmy: that's smart. >> and like when -- when they are playing, and i'm out and i'm like -- i check on them on the twitter to see what happens so i know i'm prepared to arrive to what i'm arriving, you know. >> jimmy: have you been to a game? >> many times, yes. >> jimmy: in pittsburgh? >> yeah, yeah, i love going to games because, you know, it's nice to eat the hot dogs and the energy of the people, and joe is friends with one of the owners of the team that we love a lot and his wife that are fantastic, so we have a great time. i love it. >> jimmy: do you know what's happening on the field? >> no. >> jimmy: no, you don't. >> i don't really care. i mean, i care because then that means my week is going to be good or bad. but -- but that's all i really care, but i refuse to do is watch it on tv. >> jimmy: is joe superstitious?

>> superstitious? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no 45z does he have rituals or anything like that? >> he always has to, and it's kind of like funny and sweet and sad. [ laughter ] sometimes he's all dressed up like socks, underwear, shirt, like -- like everything, hat, and -- and rings, i mean, everything. >> jimmy: are you a superstitious person? >> i'm latin. what coined of question is that? like we're all day like -- >> jimmy: you do all that stuff, yeah. [ applause ] do you protect yourself from the evil eye and that sort of thing. >> look, i'm full of evil eyes. they are evil eyes. >> jimmy: guillermo, you're not superstitious is he. >> don't lie. try to be american now. >> jimmy: hey, listen. this is -- >> they are not going to deport

you. >> jimmy: you never know. this is a dangerous time. >> guillermo: no, never. >> now he just wants to say the right thing, hu. >> jimmy: i feel like you could talk trump out of the whole immigration thing like that quickly. it's over, yeah, you're right. there will be no wall. >> my god. >> jimmy: i heard that you, and maybe this is a beauty tip for people, you slather yourself in coconut oil and wrap yourself with plastic. is that true? >> that sounds ridiculous when you say it. >> jimmy: yes. >> but when a woman say it, it makes sense, you know. it's like a moisturizing thing that's natural so it doesn't have chemicals and it's very good for you. you can put it in your hair, in your face, in your eyelashes, and in every -- >> jimmy: it goes everywhere. [ applause ] >> in between your toes, everywhere. >> jimmy: right. >> and then you go to sleep on it, and you wake up all plump. >> jimmy: so the whole night

you're wrapped. >> i'm not wrapped. no, i put it on my pajama, like a long sleeve pajama and socks and everything and i do it when he's not home. when he's home i'm not going to be like a snake next to him, like a slippery snake, but when he's out of town, yes. >> jimmy: the plastic wrap part of it is not true. >> no, no, no, but it makes sense to do it. it would be great but it's too much. >> jimmy: you are now -- you're also an underwear magnate, is that true. >> i'm what. >> jimmy: you have an underwear company? >> yeah. i thought you sought like a magnet. >> jimmy: a magnate. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: yes. >> i'm selling underwear. i'm selling the most fabulous underwear in the world. i partnered with renato black who is another colombian woman and we created a company where we sell underwear and we give 10% to women to help them, you

know, to help them in life, to help them start a little job. >> jimmy: i see. >> so it's micro financing. so we don't want spend the money so their husband takes it so we give it to women to do a little loan so that they can help their children and family by creating a little business. we've donated 1,000 women since a year ago. our goal is to do 1 million. >> jimmy: that's very nice. >> and the best thing is that it's not just any underwear. if it wasn't like inappropriate i would show you how magnificent. >> jimmy: it's not inappropriate. it's fine. security says it's okay. >> guillermo: yes. >> is that like security. i mean, our goal is to do 1 million women and to help them, you know, help their family and

help themselves. >> jimmy: very exciting. >> women all over the world, colombia, sri lanka, we've done did in india, i mean, central america, so it's been very exciting to do this. >> well, i'm sure. we're going to take a break. when we come back we'll see a clip from what is said to be the final season of "modern family." sofia vergara is here. we will be right back after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the first ever cadillac x-t-4. visit cadillac.com to learn more.

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>> is there anything that you need to tell me? maybe some kind of sexual thing? >> um, i really don't want to talk about this. >> okay, bubby. you know that i love you and that you can be honest with me about everythinging right? >> in that case, this is a lot. i'm pretty desensitized to it, but i saw luke walk into a >> sfergofia vergara in "modern family" returning to abc. is this going to be the final season of "modern family"? >> i don't want it to be. i want it to be like "law & order" and "csi miami." >> jimmy: they just go on and

on. >> such a pleasure to work with ed o'neill and the rest of the cast. >> jimmy: has anybody grabbed you and ed and said, listen, we can't let this end. we at least need to do a separate spinoff show with the two of you, and we'll bring in some other people? >> no, no. >> jimmy: nothing, huh? nobody is thinking around here. >> maybe you. >> jimmy: i'm suggesting. it is there anything that like on the set that you've had your eye on? many sets obviously on the show, but something, a keepsake, a souvenir that you want to take when the show is really over. >> it's been ten years and the wear and tear on the set that nobody really cleans is not that great, so it's like not really that i want to take anything, but i guess you have to when you've been in such a successful show. >> jimmy: you have to take something. >> and i was thinking that the other day. now this season looks like it's going to end, not going to tend, you start thinking about those things, like what are you going to get? and i -- i don't know. i mean, most of my scenes are in the kitchen, an i'm always

standing next to this very old horrible like vase, like had a black and white vase that is in the kitchen counter. i think i'm going to grab that. i'm in like every scene with that. i'm not going to display it, but i'll keep it. >> jimmy: what about the dog butler? has anybody claimed that yet? >> you know what, the dog butler, actually i saw it last week. i had not seen it in like six years and i opened one of the closets in gloria's set and he was there, and it was weird. i guess they put it away thinking they were going to bring him back for another episode or something. no. >> jimmy: he's not coming home with you. >> he's not looking that great. >> jimmy: he's suffering some wear and tear? >> yeah, like. >> jimmy: well, it's always -- i hope it's not another three years before you come back. >> well, that's on you. like, you know -- i'm here in l.a. i'm always promoting something. >> jimmy: well, come back tomorrow night. you're always welcome.

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back still to come music from tyga with offset. like jfk, lbj, fdr and odb, our next guest has reached a level of fame where he is recognized by initials alone. he's a multi-talented performer, whom you can see on a new show called "the cool kids." it premieres friday at 8:30 on fox. please welcome dag, david alan grier. [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. you look like david letterman. what happened to you?

what's going on other? >> i lock like david letterman on top and a motorcycle gangster on the bottom, baby. >> jimmy: you do look like a motorcycle gangster. >> well, i'm growing a beard like every desperate actor. every time they ask me i'm growing this for a part. i have a new show in which i have to grow a beard. >> jimmy: do you like interesting? do you like having the beard? >> i like having it. i haven't had hair on top for a while, so -- in the show i wear a ring. that's what we're calling it, like a hairpiece that goes around here, so you know i'm a method actor. >> jimmy: oh, yes. >> you know that if you're true fans. [ cheers and applause ] anyway. so i go to the producer and i say listen, map. this is garbage. i want to wear my own hair. i don't want fake hair. i'm a real pair, and they said, okay, grow your real hair. i hadn't grown my hair out. there's some growing here and a big doughnut hole here.

there's some bullet holes all in the back. i said, oh, my god. i was doing "annie" at the hollywood bowl so i told the producers of "annie" to call the producers of the show to tell them i had to cut my hair and i did and they cut it off because i can't walk around looking my real aiming. that will throw everyone off in hollywood. >> jimmy: i know you're playing a guy who lives in a retirement home, and i don't like it. >> why? >> jimmy: you and i have been friends for a long time. i don't like the idea that one of my friends is in a retirement home. it makes me feel old. >> it's an act. it's not really me, jimmy. >> jimmy: it isn't? >> no. that's why i'm dressing awkwardly young, okay? [ applause ] >> that's why. i'm uncoble. i'm trying to cling on to moy youthfulness and it is hard.

>> jimmy: how did it happen? did they call you and say we want you to play a retired guy? what the hell is going on. you're just retired, you're convalescing. >> i'm a desperate actor and i heard about the script and i said there's an old people thing. i should get in there. david alan grier, no, you're too young. who is in? i don't even know who i'm calling. they finally brought me in. you want me on your show, i can still remember lines, occasionly, and i can show up. i can drive myself. >> jimmy: nice. >> so you're getting a two-for. i can grow into this role. they bought it, and here i am. >> jimmy: yeah. so when you're in like old person makeup and stuff, is that how it goes? >> yeah, they put the doughnut on there and crinkle up my eyes. >> jimmy: they do. >> when we're on the set, martin, martin mull. >> jimmy: i was thinking martin lawrence. >> leslie jordan, vicki lawrence, and they are treating us like old people. we did one take. you want to take another five.

david is breathing hard! they won't let me do anything. i'm going can you pick me truck. it's the best. >> jimmy: you like it? >> yes, yes! we get twice as many breaks. we get out of work at 1:00 because they think i'm going to have a heart attack and die. it is the best, man. i walk. i start acting confused. they go get his car. let him go home. i should have ton this years ago. >> jimmy: really have made a positive. >> yes. >> jimmy: have you even thought about taking this further into your own personal life, maybe even moving into a retirement community. there's beautiful places in northern arizona. >> my mother, may she rest in peace. we did the tour. >> jimmy: of the retirement homes? >> yes, yes, so no. >> jimmy: you didn't like it? >> nope. but there's a lot going on in those homes you know what i'm saying. >> jimmy: what do you mean?

>> they may be old, but they are frisky. >> jimmy: how do you know that? >> well, when my mom -- i went home to visit my mom, and my brother was there, hand show was driving us around her, you know, manicured gated community in beautiful dearborn and just giving us the update. that's where frank lives. i told you boys about frank. now he's friends with tina over there, so that's old people language for -- >> jimmy: he's friend with tina over there. >> tina died. tina died so they are not friends anymore. like really. so we pull up to her house. >> jimmy: probably for the best. >> comes up, this old white guy. hey, boys, i heard all about you, and he was fixing something in my mom's house hand my brother and i are like oh, my god, not mom. no! and then he died. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah. may he rest in peace. he was too frisky. frank was getting around, man.

>> jimmy: yeah, i've heard things like that. >> so we'll have a lot of that on our show. >> jimmy: you did "annie" at the hollywood bowl you were talking about. who do you play in "annie?" >> oh, come on. i was the main orphan. i was leonard, you don't remember leonard. who is that old beerldarded neg boy. he's been here for 50 years. no, no. [ applause ] i was -- nobody wanted him. i played daddy warbucks. >> jimmy: okay. >> so, first of all, this is a full production in two weeks. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> two weeks to put it together. >> everything. so when i act, i didn't have a lot of time, so i do shortcuts, and i said listen. there's a big chunk in annie where daddy warbucks he damageses with annie and he

sings this song. this guy is a crab, a curmudgeon and all he cared about is money and in this moment he opens his heart for the love of this child and it culminates at the end of the song and people are quiet and i go, annie, i want to adopt you. this is a pivotal moment. if i'm going to go off booklets stay in the neighborhood because if i say the wrong thing in this moment it could literally kill the whole play. >> jimmy: right. >> so i said what's the worst thing i can say? perfect. annie, i want to marry you. don't say that. so every night whenwewould get closer to it. it was like a big huge sign in my head don't say that. don't say that. >> jimmy: why would you even have that thought? >> because i don't want to go there. >> jimmy: and do you feel like addressing it in your head makes it less likely that you will say it? >> it worked in every other time that i've done it. >> jimmy: really? >> because i did not want the

headline. old black man proposes to 10-year-old white girl! >> jimmy: you didn't want that? >> no! >> jimmy: so wait. >> every time i would go, annie, and then like i want to adopt you, and they are like that was a tender moment. and it was like i was just treading. don't say the wrong thing. >> jimmy: fending off the demons. >> i made it through. >> jimmy: you always handle yourself so well. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: that's one of the things i admire about you. david alan grier, everybody. watch his show. "the cool kids" friday night 8:30 on the fox network. we'll be right back with tyga and offset. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: looks like a future in there. i want to thank sofia vergara

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