and i was wrong. she said your voice is shot. >> i said go home! drink some tea and stop talking and that's what i should have done. >> always listen to me. >> i'm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sharon osbourne. from "insecure", jay ellis. jack black and kyle gass, tenacious d. and music from t.i. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thanks. welcome. welcome, welcome. thank you. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. oh, boy. there's so much going on, and we -- today was a very emotional

day here in the united states. millions of americans watched the much-anticipated testimonies of supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh and the woman who accused him of sexual assault, dr. christine blasey ford. it was something to see. people were crying in front of their televisions. you'd have thought milo got killed by a crockpot. it was riveting to watch and interesting. the republican senators were very careful with dr. ford. in fact, they were too scared to even question her. they hired a surrogate, a female prosecutor from arizona, no kidding, they brought her in to do it for them. the way they found this prosecutor is very interesting. senator chuck grassley and the chairman of the judicial committee, didn't like the optics of 1 1 republican men questioning 1 woman so one of his aides suggested, why don't you hire a female lawyer to ask the questions and grassley was like, there are female lawyers? that's my chuck grassley. i've been working on it.

thanks, everybody. they brought her in to question dr. ford, and she was supposed to question brett kavanaugh too, but -- and she did ask a couple questions but then all of a sudden, she disappeared, like roseanne. the conners went on without her. why they decided to give her the hook, we don't know. but everyone was very nervous and the whole thing got off to a bumpy start. >> before you get to your testimony, and the chairman chose not to do this, i think it's important to make sure you're properly introduced. and i have to -- >> i was going to introduce her but if you want to introduce her, i'll be glad to have you do that. but i want you to know i didn't forget to do it because i would do that just as she was about to speak. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how long have those two been married? dinner with mom and dad. so anyway, dr. ford was exceptionally believable

witness. by all accounts, even the gang at fox news agreed that she was very believable. she was everything the democrats hoped she would be. she was polite. likable. well spoken. and maybe more than anything, it was striking to see someone questioned before the senate who actually answered questions. i think that's a first. she handled herself very well. and then -- she handled herself so well, in fact, when chairman grassley called for a recess after her testimony, things did not look good for the red team. >> we're going to recess now for half hour for lunch. thank you, dr. ford. >> we're going to keep going. >> jimmy: they move pretty well for 80-year-olds. at halftime, it seemed like the democrats were up like 32-0, but then brett kavanaugh sat down and delivered an impassioned 45-minute speech, delivered like a frat out of hell. >> you do not want to [ bleep ]

with me! you look into my eyes. i am the last person in the [ bleep ] world you ever -- >> jimmy: hold on a minute. now, i think we have the wrong clip. that was not -- but you get the idea. if you watch the testimony, you know he was loud, he was angry, he was tearful. i haven't seen this much crying and yelling since the cubs won the world series. it was -- and whether or not he's guilty of sexual assault, one thing we know for sure is that brett kavanaugh is the world's worst celebrity spokesperson for beer. >> i drank beer with my friends. sometimes i had too many beers. i liked beer. i still like beer. i did not drink beer to the point of blacking out. drinking beer, which i gladly do, if every american who drinks beer, every american who drank beer in high school -- we drank beer. we drank beer. i liked beer. still liked beer. we drank beer. too many beers, too many beers. we drank beer. we drank beer. i like beer. i like beer. we drank beer. we liked beer.

you ever played quarters? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. good news, guillermo, you can be on the supreme court. >> yeah, sure. yeah. i'd love to be. >> jimmy: some of the republican senators put on quite a show of fabricated outrage today, in particular lindsey graham. once dr. ford was safely out of the room, lindsey graham really laid down the law. he warned democrats that if this is the new normal, they better watch out for their supreme court nominees, as if merrick garland isn't out there somewhere judging a dog show right now. and once he got some camera time, somebody must have told lindsey graham was watching because he lit up like someone left a thumbtack on liberace's piano bench. >> if you vote no, you're legitimizing the most despicable thing i have seen in my time in politics. boy, y'all want power. god, i hope you never get it. i hope the american people can

see through sham. this is going to destroy the ability of good people to come forward because of this crap. you're looking for a fair process. you came to the wrong town at the wrong time, my friend. this is not a job interview. >> yeah. >> this is hell. this is the most unethical sham since i've been in politics, and if you really wanted to know the truth, you sure as hell wouldn't have done what you done to this guy. are you a gang rapist? >> no. >> jimmy: well, that settles that, i guess. what about a regular rapist? over and over again, the republicans and kavanaugh made it clear they do not want the fbi to get involved in this. they see no good reason to hear from the only possible witness to this alleged attack, kavanaugh's boyhood friend, marge judge. judge is the other guy dr. ford claims jumped on her, but they

refuse to call him in to testify. how do you not call the other guy she said was in the room? it's like questioning beavis and not but head. it doesn't make sense. president trump was unusually restrained during the testimony. he did not tweet until it was over, but his son did. dj tj, donald trump junior, weighed in with a number of idiotic comments, including what he perceived to be inconsistencies when it comes to dr. ford's fear of flying. he wrote, i'm no psychology professor but it does seem weird to me that someone could have a selective fear of flying. can't do it to testify but for vacation, well, it's not a problem at all. i agree, you're not a psychology professor. you are a dull witted human canker sore who shoots -- [ cheers and applause ] who shoots baby hippos out of daddy's helicopter because it's

the only way you can get an erection. do us a favor. put the twitter aside. go rub a tub of axe extreme hold on your circus head you chin lesson of a circus peanut, donald trump jr. i can't think of a -- could there be a dumber thing to be than donald trump jr.? the president did not, as scheduled, meet with deputy attorney general rod rosenstein today to discuss his future after reports that rosenstein suggested secretly taping the president, possibly to force him out of office. the president opted to sit in front of his tv all afternoon watching the deal instead. the good news for the president is he has a new ride. trump was cruisinghe streets of new york in a new presidential limo this week. this is his limo. it's known as the beast, it has state of the art security features, including, this is real, door handles that can electrified to shock anyone trying to get inside.

it can fire tear gas and lay down an oil slick and deploy a smoke screen, which all seems perfectly appropriate for the cartoon villain riding inside it, but it really is an awesome vehicle, though. i'll admit, i'm jealous. and today, secret service gave the public a tour of the inside. >> custom crystal built in bar along with the ice chest. custom leather upholstery. quadruple big screen tv monitors, a wood dance floor along with a pole dance floor. >> jimmy: looks great. i like it. i like the lighting. [ applause ] it's not really his car, but at this point, would anyone bat an eye if it was? melania trump has the right idea. with everything that's going on, she's getting the hell out of town. our first lady is headed overseas next week as part of her be as far away from my

husband as possible campaign. she's going to africa. melania feels a strong connection to africa because she's married to the lion king. first weezer covers it, now a visit from melania trump. you don't know about that? anyway, bill cosby isn't going on vacation any time soon. he's -- bill cosby's on day three of his three to ten year prison sentence on three felony counts on indecent assault but it's not all bad news for bill. while in jail, he does have access to televisions, which means he could be watching us right now. keep an eye on your drinks. hi, bill. what'd you think of the hearing today? he's even able to get -- he gets e-mail in prison. they let him bring his computer in from home and you see he's got -- the question being debated here in hollywood right now is what to do about cosby's star on the walk of fame. and the answer, at least for now, is nothing. the hollywood chamber of commerce has rejected a request

to remove cosby's star. they said the stars are intended to be permanent and that while it's regrettable when the personal lives of inductees do not measure up to public standards and expectations, they don't remove stars. problem is, you start removing all the celebrity criminals, and all we'll be left with is like donny donny osmond, betty white, and the original lassie. so far, though, bill cosby has been kicked out of both the advertising hall of fame and the television hall of fame. although, he was recently inducted into the kicked out of the most halls of fame hall of fame, so that's a good thing, right? oh, hey, i wonder -- i guess, say happy birthday to google. did you know that today is google's 20th anniversary? it's true. google it. it's right there. it's google's 20th anniversary. traditional gift for a 20th anniversary is china. unfortunately, google is banned in china, so we can't do that,

but there is something we can do. before google, if you didn't know the answer to something, you just had to act like you knew it but for the most part that looked. i used to be a genius before google came around but times have changed and as a reminder of what life was like before our favorite search engine hit the tracks, we went out on the street this afternoon and asked people questions that we now usually would search for. >> why is there daylight savings time? >> something about the way that the earth rotates, so we don't get -- so, like, it wouldn't be dark during the day. >> who invented internet? >> jesus? i don't know who invented the internet. >> jesus invented the internet. >> yeah. he invented everything. >> what is a good credit score? >> above 70. >> how do you get rid of bedbugs?

>> oh. throw the bed away. >> what is a hippocampus? >> a school partner hippopotamuses. a school of fish. a campus of hippos. >> who invent ed the internet? >> this is going to be wrong. teddy roosevelt. that's wrong. he was lightbulbs, i think. >> jimmy: that's right. he was lightbulbs. who invented the lightbulb. what's that noise? what is that noise? i'm sorry, give me a second. what's going on back here? oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] what's going on? >> i know what i'm doing. son of a -- >> jimmy: guys.

what's happening here? look at this. it's jack black and kyle gass of tenacious d, everyone. >> i'm so sorry, jimmy, we wanted to have this whole bad ass entrance where we were going to rip out on this war machine. kyle was going to blast a burrito cannon but this damn thing. >> jimmy: how is this thing starting on its own? >> i did that. hold on. >> jimmy: we're in the middle of the show. >> it's almost starting. it never turns over. the jalopy! >> jimmy: surely you've noticed that we have a whole studio full of people here that are trying to -- [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. we're playing a concert in your parking lot tonight to celebrate the launch of our new youtube

show, "post apocalypto". >> jimmy: t.i. is here tonight. you guys are not here tonight. and even if you were scheduled for tonight, why would you interrupt the monologue like this? i mean, did you say you have a burrito cannon there? >> yes. because we ride or die. that's why! [ cheers and applause ] s sni >> and who doesn't like burritos? nothing's working. >> jimmy: i got to finish the monologue, but i'll see you guys in, like, six weeks, okay? >> and -- and you can see us starting tonight in "post apocalypto" on youtube. >> jimmy: okay, thank you. all right. see you guys. great to see you. [ cheers and applause ] all right. you know what? i have to say something. and i don't want to be cynical,

but i feel like the only reason those guys came by was to plug their youtube show. all right. we have a great show for you tonight. music from t.i., from "insecure" jay ellis is here and we'll be right back with sharon osbourne. ♪ ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: thank you, guillermo, very gentlemanly of you. to tonight, from "insecure" on hbo, jay ellis is here. then his album is called "dime trap," t.i. from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage.

next week we have new shows with ryan gosling, sarah paulson, henry winkler, lena dunham, jenny slate, dana white, frank grillo, comedian devin field and we will have music from lindsey buckingham, young the giant and kacey musgraves. so, please join us for all of that. it seems like only yesterday that our first guest and her family opened the doors to their home to let the f-word into ours. now she chats it up every morning on "the talk," please welcome sharon osbourne. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and i like your -- what would you call this, is it a robe or a jacket or a i ckimo

or what. >> it's a kimono but it really looks like a dressing gown but i like it. >> jimmy: yes, it is very nice. were you watching the senate hearings today or were you working at that time? >> i was watching and working, going back and forth, back and forth. it was just amazing. >> jimmy: wasn't it really? i mean, it's -- s >> oh my lord, that lindsey person. he looks like he owns some cotton plantation somewhere. doesn't he? >> jimmy: he doesn't own a cotton plantation but he's from south carolina. >> what does he do? >> jimmy: he's a senator from south carolina. he used to hate donald trump. >> now he's in his back pocket. >> jimmy: that's right. >> are his eyes brown, do you think? >> jimmy: no, but his nose is for sure. >> for sure. did you see the way they all flip-flopped. the other one that's the senator from texas, the one who trump said you've got an ugly ass wife. >> jimmy: ted cruz. >> and now he's in his back pocket, sniffing his old ass. it's like, what's going on?

>> jimmy: they're scared of him. they fear him. >> yes. >> jimmy: i don't know what he does to them. >> be men. stand up for what you believe in. stop brown nosing, it makes me sick, and the other guy who's got the worst cry in the world. kavanaugh. >> jimmy: oh, brett kavanaugh. >> oh, please, you little wimp. >> jimmy: did you feel that was disingenuous, his -- >> is the pope a catholic? >> jimmy: well, so far, it seems like he is. >> i mean, come on. that was -- he might have had acting lessons but he didn't take enough because did you notice he was, like, getting angry and loud and loud and then he'd calm down and have a little sniff. it's like, just be a man. >> jimmy: he was very loud. >> yeah. and all of that, i brush my teeth every day, i don't put that on the calendar, like i put that i go to church every day or whatever on a sunday. it's like, you're full of it. the guy never had sex or

whatever it was, goes to church all the time, doesn't drink beer, never dry humped anyone, it's like this guy, he's a wimp. >> jimmy: he drinks beer. that's the one thing he does. >> and he does a bit of all that too. >> jimmy: well, we all do a bit of all that. >> but he does it like more than -- >> jimmy: he does it like this? i didn't know that. well, god bless him. did you ever think -- you ever think of running for any kind of an office here in the united states? i mean, the osbournes were much more popular than "the apprentice" was. is that something you ever flirted with that idea? >> actually, i have to say that i was at one time thinking about going back to england and running for -- >> jimmy: in england? oh, really? and what changed your mind?

>> i don't think they could handle me somehow. >> jimmy: were you in support of brexit? i would imagine you were not. >> no. >> jimmy: you were not. yes. were you thinking of running for prime minister? >> oh, the whole nine yards. >> jimmy: the whole nine yards. might as well. go for it. well, i do want to ask you about your show because you've had some drama on your show. >> oh, it's like a soap opera. every day, a soap opera. >> jimmy: julie chen-moonves resigned from the show, leaving a hole in the program because of the whole thing with her husband. now, would it have been easier for her to just drop the name moonves? she added is name moonves, didn't she. >> she added it to show her support for her husband, yes. >> jimmy: do you think she will rethink that and come back to you one day in the future? >> no, i don't think so. i think that she's, you know -- she knows what she's doing. she's made her decision. and i have to respect her for her decision. the husband, another deal. but julie, i respect.

>> jimmy: is there any truth to the rumor that rosy o'donnell is being considered to replace julie? >> rosie is on our show tomorrow but she's done our show before. we love her, you know. >> jimmy: but is that -- is she somebody that you're thinking of asking to be on the show permanently and are you involved in that decision, who replaces julie on the show. >> yeah, it's who, you know, gets on, who we feel like, you know -- >> jimmy: has chemistry with you. >> sure, exactly. and i've made my choice. >> jimmy: oh, you have? who is your choice? >> my husband. >> jimmy: oh, your husband. >> that was it. >> jimmy: is that -- why is that? why do you want ozzy on the show? >> well, i'd like to make it a family affair. >> jimmy: well, it could be. you could replace the whole panel, really, with your family. how is ozzy doing? >> he's doing so good. he's in texas. >> jimmy: he is. he's on tour right now. >> yeah, he is. >> jimmy: does he text you a lot when he's on tour?

>> all day long. he loves to take pictures. he sends me pictures of everything. >> jimmy: oh, he snaps them and then e-mails them. >> mostly of his room service and he goes, can you believe what they just sent me up and he'll take a picture of it and then him eating it. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, he's really cute like that. >> jimmy: does he send you emojis? >> no, he just likes the real thing. the real pictures. >> jimmy: his real name is not ozzy, right? it's john. do you ever call him john? >> noefr, never, ever, ever. it's just -- do you think he looks like a john? >> jimmy: no. >> no. and he just -- that's such a -- that's such a name that it could be anyone. he's ozzy and that's -- >> jimmy: you've never called him john, like even when you get mad at him. what's his middle name? do you even know? >> michael. >> jimmy: john michael osbourne. wow. >> i know. it's just so not him. >> jimmy: no. it's almost not anybody in a

way. >> no. >> jimmy: he's always ozzy. please give him my best. sharon osbourne is with us. her show is "the talk" it's on every day on cbs. we'll be right back. k. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the first ever cadillac xt4. visit cadillac.com to learn more.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we are back with sharon osbourne, jay ellis and t.i. are on the way. by the way, you posted this to instagram. this is an interesting thing. this is a post that you -- it was too hot this summer, right? >> yes >> jimmy: so ozzy ordered 3,000 pounds of ice -- or do you have a giant freezer? >> he ordered it and it came in a big truck and one of those big cranes brought it in. it was fabulous. >> jimmy: just because the water was too hot. >> too hot. you couldn't get it cold enough and then it -- i mean, that melted in, like, you know, two minutes. and so now he's got a special machine putting the pool to make ice cold. >> jimmy: is it possible you guys have too much money? sni you' >> you're bad.

you're really bad. >> jimmy: you also posted you lost your cat and you put it up. >> tiger lily. >> jimmy: that's the name of the cat? did you find tiger lily? >> we did. somebody returned her really early in the morning. we just were so happy. >> jimmy: did you give out your address? how did they know where to bring the cat? >> i said, call cbs. and i think people, because i went on the show and spoke about it there and people know. >> jimmy: that's great because when you have a tv show, you don't have to put posters up in the neighborhood. >> i know. you just say -- it's great. it is wonderful. >> jimmy: so, no rosie o'donnell. i got to tell you about a about her. i was like, if they replace roseanne, you barely have to change the name of the show. think of the money you would save on the logo alone. i think rosie o'donnell would be a good addition to this show. >> i think she would.

i'm going to tell sara gilbert. >> jimmy: she has problems with rosies in general. they hnt her wherever she goes. maybe that's something she worries about. >> i don't know, but that's a very good idea. >> jimmy: thank you. finally somebody's acknowledged that i have some good ideas. >> really good ideas. >> jimmy: it's a lot of fun to have you here, always fountain have you here. do you ever go on the road with ozzy? >> all the time. i finish work on late thursday and i just get on a plane and join him and come back for the monday, always. >> jimmy: do you still enjoy watching him perform on stage? >> more than ever. i'm just so proud of him and i love to feel that audience, the way they love him and appreciate him and there's nothing like it. it's magic. >> jimmy: that's really nice because i will tell you, we have a lot of bands here and a lot of times, their husbands or wives will come along and i noticed that nine times out of ten, the spouses are completely uninterested in their spouse's performance. they are doing whatever, they're, you know, talking to people or whatever.

they don't want to see that song they do over for the like millionth time. they don't care. but you care and i'll tell you what, paul mccartney's wife is very interested and i think you guys are the only two. >> no, i -- i love it. i love to see the adulation that he gets and the way he loves his audience and they love him. it was magic. i love it. >> jimmy: that's great to see you. sharon osbourne, everybody. "the talk" is every weekday morning on cbs. we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. our next guest is a talented actor who spent his summer flying next to tom cruise in the forthcoming sequel to "top gun" but first you can watch "insecure" this sunday night on hbo. please welcome jay ellis.

i like your ensemble. >> thank you, man. it's a little bit of a nod. >> jimmy: i mentioned this "top gun." thing. it's like a military thing. your dad's like a mechanic, right? >> my dad was in the air force. my grandfathers were in the air force, mechanics. he was very disappointed. i called him and i said, i booked "top gun" and he goes, man, that's the navy, right? and i was like, yeah, but it's also "top gun" and he was like, oh, that's cool, i guess. >> jimmy: what's the best air force movie? >> that's a good question. >> jimmy: i don't know. guillermo? >> no, i don't have no idea. >> jimmy: you don't have one. yeah. what's going on with this "top gun"? have you shot most of it already? >> we're really, really early into it. but we've been getting to work with tom for the last month or so. >> jimmy: how's that going? >> it's amazing. he has this ability to look you in the skbrie make you feel like you're the prettiest girl in the

room. it doesn't matter how boring you are, and it's the most amazing thing. >> jimmy: you think at first, like he's pretending to care zband you go, yeah, he does care about what i'm saying. i'll tell you something. my dad got ahold of him once and just started talking about real estate in the areame. my dad didn't live in the area, didn't know anything about the real estate in the area but it went on for like 35, 40 minutes and tom was just still going, yep, yep. yep. and i finally had to go intervene but i really was amazed by that he really does have that -- he's like the nicest -- >> just giving, open guy. i've never worked with anybody who's, like, listen if you need something, you truly pick up the phone and call, i'm going to show you everything i know. it's really amazing. >> jimmy: we should ask him for something. >> it's real early so i don't want to get too far ahead of myself. >> jimmy: i wonder if we called and asked him for a ferris wheel if he would make that happen.

>> you call. i'll call. you ask. >> jimmy: okay, all right. yeah. did you audition for tom? how did that work? >> i actually went in and auditioned for joe, the director, amazing director, directed "tron", amazing guy. so, i go in, i audition, i walk out, and i'm like, i nailed it. i booked this one. call my team. they're like, are you snur i'm like, guys, i'm sure. a day later, they call me and go, your tape's going to tom. i'm like, tom has e-mail? this is amazing. and at that point, it's also just the highlight because i'm like, listen if i get it, don't get it, tom cruise watched my tape. either he hated it or loved it but he felt something and that's all that matters. >> jimmy: obviously, he must have liked it. >> i hope so. >> jimmy: are you actually too tall to be a pilot? wouldn't you be -- wouldn't you exceed the height limit?

>> no, man. i could get in there. it's not comfortable but i mean -- >> jimmy: have you been in there flying or pretending to fly or whatever you guys do? does tom make you really fly the plane? >> it's tom cruise. i mean, the guy does every single stunt there is to do. >> jimmy: did your dad give you any advice when it camera to that? >> my dad sends me text messages. two days ago, he sent me a text message, like 7:00 in the morning that was like, the rudders are to steer the nose of the plane left and right, have a great day, son. that was it. that was it. there was nothing else. wasn't prompted. didn't ask for it. that was it. okay, cool. >> jimmy: it's a little bit passive aggressive, it really is. >> he doesn't think i know thousand drive. >> jimmy: he's like, listen, actor, i'm going to tell you how this thing works. you're a junior, right? >> i am. >> jimmy: what is your real full name? >> my real full name is wendell ram no ellis jr. >> jimmy: why did you decide to switch it to jay?

>> when i was a kid, i was shorter. >> jimmy: me too. i was shorter when i was a kid also. >> oh, yeah? >> jimmy: when i was a baby, i was tiny. i was like this big. i don't know what happened. >> now you're hit that spurt. we were at this family reunion and everyone kept calling me little wendell and i had a really high voice and so i used to get really, like, mad when people would make fun of me so i flipped out this family reunion and i was like, i'm not little, don't call me little anymore. so after that, everyone started calling me wendell j and then jay and jay always stuck and i just rocked with it. >> jimmy: your family's different than mine. if my family saw you flipping out about the name, they would call you that even more for the rest of your life. your show, "insecure," you were not -- were you not supposed to be on the show? because i know it was announced or insinuated that skbwhen you d issa broke up, you would not be on the show and there was a

movement to keep you on the show. >> there were petitions. there was a petition on this site called care too. there were people protesting at screenings in new york and in l.a. like friends of mine would send me clips and it was like, no lawrence, no peace. i was up there, like no lawrence, no peace. i got excited. i was like, let's bring him back! it was -- >> jimmy: these are probably people who did not register to vote, by the way. >> but they're going to get lawrence back. that's all that matters. >> jimmy: but they did get lawrence back. it did work. >> it -- yes. so, there are no riots at hbo. it worked. >> jimmy: thank god. that's the last place you want a riot. but your characters are broken up and this season finale is coming up. is there -- will you be a part of the next season? >> good god. >> jimmy: why don't we just say you're not going to be part of the next season and start another thing. >> i like that. but the problem is, i don't want people to be mad and call me a liar. >> jimmy: i'll do it. here's what we'll do. we're going to stop for a second here and i'm going to say, so i

hear you're not going to be on the show next year and you just play dumb, whatever. and then we'll excerpt it and put it online, okay? so, i hear you're not going on to be on "insecure" next season. these people are upset. somebody should maybe start a petition. all right. now you're overdoing it. >> don't stop, though. everyone call hbo. >> jimmy: that's right. register to vote at hbogo.co >> backslash lawrence. >> jimmy: congratulations on all your success. jay ellis, everybody. the season finale of "insecure," 10:30 on hbo. we'll be right back with t.i. k with t.i. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank sharon osbourne, jack black, kyle gass, jay ellis. apologies to matt damon.

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-- ♪ ♪ ayy it's goin' down every weekend yeah malibu ♪ ♪ top gone everything for the weekend ayy ♪ ♪ summertime bathin' suit jump in the pool for the weekend ♪ ♪ ayy yeehaw >> if you're ready for the weekend, make some noise. she don't really know it's goin' down tonight up in the city ♪ ♪ goin' down tonight all lights our mission they gone tonight ♪ ♪ she like -- it's goin' down tonight i'm in my p1 ♪ ♪ doors up i'm goin' places she know that i'm goin' places ♪ ♪ seein' different faces blue hundreds big faces tonight ♪ ♪ yeehaw when you see a friday you pay for that ride out that driveway ♪ ♪ when you see a saturday looking like we've never seen a bad day

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i believed he was going to rape me. i tried to yell for help. when i did, brett put his hand over my mouth to stop me from yelling. >> i've never sexually assaulted anyone, not in high school, not in college, not ever. >> good evening. it was raw and wrenching, extremely tense and deeply personal, the highly anticipated testimony from supreme court nominee judge brett kavanaugh and dr. christine blasey ford, the woman who accuses him of sexual assault. a monumental marathon day on capitol hill, questions and accusations lasting nearly nine hours, at times tears and anger. >> this confirmation process has become a