>> she's more than ready. >> thanks for joining us. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- annette bening, john mayer, tracy morgan, emmy winning director glenn weiss and his fiancee jan, and guillermo at the 2018 emmys. and now, and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us. i'm going to be honest. i'm -- i'm tired. i know -- any hour is too early. let me tell you something.

we had emmys last night, downtown, it's a big thing around here, everybody gets dressed up, there are a lot of parties after the show. my wife and i went to a couple of parties. we got home very late and then our son, who's -- we got home at 2:00 a.m. our son, who's 17 months old, you're not going to believe this, even though we got home very late, he didn't care. he got up very early. he got up at 6:10, which is inconsiderate and i'm going to have a serious talk with him when i get home tonight. what time did you get home last night, guillermo? >> around 12:00. >> jimmy: that's pretty reasonable. guillermo got to chat with the winners. he was set up backstage and we will share those exclusive interviews. if you missed the emmys last night, the big winners basically were "game of thrones" and fonzie. the great henry winkler won his first emmy for "barry" which is a great show. bill hader won. very well deserved. the reason it was exciting,

henry winkler, it was a long time coming. he revealed that part of his acceptance speech was written 42 years ago when he was first nominated for playing the fonz on "happy days" which explained why he thanked potsie and said he hopes o.j. goes all the way this year. our show was nominated for best variety talk series. we didn't win but we didn't lose either and here's the thing. i was thinking about this. in order to lose an emmy, you have to have an emmy, okay? which we don't. [ cheers and applause ] so -- like you can't lose your keys if you don't have a car. we barely even have uber. so congratulations to us on not losing last night. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations to john oliver's show on winning last night. part of the fun of the emmys, i guess, is seeing what the attendees wear. fashion is a big deal at these award shows. this is from the e! after party show.

this is a show and they analyze the outfits. one of the hosts was so taken by what issa rae was wearing, all he could say over and over was oh, oh. count how many here. >> this is amazing. can we talk about all these looks? what is up? oh, okay. oh. oh. oh. >> you're shiny over here, issa. >> i'm just wearing diamonds. >> oh, oh. >> 3,000 diamonds. >> oh! oh. >> can we get into this black, though? >> yes. >> oh. oh. oh. >> sometimes the "oh" button gets stuck. it's the only sound you make. the emotional highlight of the show last night was when -- did you see when glenn weiss, the director who won for directing oscars paid tribute to his late mother and gave his girlfriend the surprise of her life. >> jan, you are the sunshine in my life and mom was right, don't ever let go of your sunshine. you wonder why i don't like to call you my girlfriend? because i want to call you my wife. will you marry me?

[ cheers and applause ] >> very sweet moment. >> jimmy: and i, you know, i know glenn weiss, we've worked together a bunch of times and like his fiancee, i had no idea this was coming even though i talked to them ten minutes before it happened. we tracked the lovebirds down and joining us now, the newly engaged glenn and jan. oh, wow. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: goodness. hope we didn't interrupt anything. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: glenn, no offense, but i never guessed that the emmy winner i'd be most interested in talking to after the show would be you. i mean, it's really remarkable. you stole the show last night. and congratulations. condolences on your mom, but also congratulations to both of you. when did you decide you were going to do this, glenn? >> you know, it's been a rough

couple of weeks, and i think maybe i got a little more perspective on life and it just became clear about a week or two ago that i wanted to do something at some point coming. i didn't think it would happen this quickly. but an opportunity arose. >> jimmy: jan, did you have any idea that glenn was up to anything? >> as evidenced by my reaction, i think the answer is no idea at all. >> jimmy: yeah, either that or you're going to win the emmy for best guest performance. i don't know which. so this is a question i was wondering. as i was sitting there, what was the plan if you didn't win last night? >> let's hear it. >> what? >> jimmy: yeah, would you have broken up? [ laughter ] >> definitely not. >> jimmy: were you letting the fates decide? >> you know, i think last night was an opportunity that presented itself, because i fortunately did win, but i don't think i was targeting september 17th as the date to do this. it happened, and it was great, but it could have been october or november or next two or three

years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not everybody knows but glenn is the guy, when people go on too long with their acceptance speeches, will tell the band to play music to get the winner off the stage. were you at all worried they were going to do that to you? >> yes. [ laughter ] i was actually really worried about that. having been in the seat and know how those shows function, so i really kind of ran through what i wanted to say in my head and then as the night was going on and i saw how much time -- i kept editing and filtering and just hoping it wouldn't go too long. >> jimmy: i will say that when we talked before your category, you did seem a little nervous, a little off, i will say. but what's the plan next? will you -- are you going to get married on the oscars? do you have another awards show? are there kids choice awards in your future? >> actually, there is, but no. you know, i think this is so new to both of us, and we haven't stopped doing a thing since this happened, so don't know yet. >> jimmy: well, it was a great

moment, it really was. where are you guys right now? >> well, we're here in l.a. >> jimmy: you're here in l.a. so okay, that's interesting. oh, wait a minute. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so sorry. i didn't realize. it was -- guys, that's -- now that you say that -- go ahead. make love for everybody. we rent this area out on airbnb. thank you, glenn and jan. congratulations to both of you. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thanks for chatting with us. what a beautiful couple. [ cheers and applause ] so give them some privacy, will you? keep it down back there, too. in other very sexy news, excerpts have been released from the new memoir by stormy daniels, the adult film star in which she spills the beans and

more on her relationship with the president. her book is called "full disclosure" and while there have been a number of tell-alls about trump, this is the first one that presents a detailed analysis of the president's genitalia. she describes trump's penis as smaller than average but admitted she was impressed it had his name embossed in gold on it. [ laughter ] actually, this is the quote. stormy's quote about the president's junk. it had a -- she says it had a huge mushroom head like a toadstool. i lay there, annoyed that i was getting blanked by a guy with yeti pubes and a [ bleep ] like the mushroom character in mario kart. [ laughter ] it may have been the least impressive sex i ever had but clearly he didn't share that opinion. [ laughter ] and just like that, i will not eat a mushroom or play a video game ever again. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm surprised. i figured -- i always had trump tagged as a very patient and tender lover, but anyway, apparently he's not.

the president hasn't weighed in on stormy's memoir yet but this morning, he did order homeland security to deport the super mario brothers. and they will be missed. this one's going to drive him nuts, right? stormy also said trump knows he has an unusual penis. i can't wait for a reporter to ask sarah huckabee sanders to deny that. [ laughter ] because that's going to be magic right there. daniels also claims that hillary clinton once called donald trump while she -- while stormy was with him. during the campaign in 2007, hillary was running against obama in 2008, hillary and trump spoke on the phone and trump kept mentioning "our plan." what could that -- do you think they were doing it too? what could that plan be? this is shaping up to be some book. normally the only way a woman could make this much money off on donald trump is by marrying and divorcing him, so this is a really -- oh, what's going on? what's that? is that --

♪ hail to the chief >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> greetings, my fellow americans. >> jimmy: wait, i'm sorry, what is this? who are you? what are you doing here? >> la donald trump. >> jimmy: who? >> la donald trump. people call me mr. president. >> jimmy: tracy, what is this? what are you doing? >> this is a hilarious new character i created. just go with it. >> jimmy: all right. i'll go with it. thanks for coming, mr. president. it's great to have you here. >> it's good to be here you honky snowflake. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> my wife is a big fan of your show. >> jimmy: oh, she is? your wife, which wife is that? >> the first lady. >> jimmy: what is her name? >> mesothelioma. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really. please give her my best. who is your vice president?

>> mike pence. don't you watch the news? >> jimmy: i do. i just didn't know -- how do you get along with mike pence? >> i don't like that little albino bitch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's nice. did you want to stay for -- >> i have to go. my nipples will get itchy from the orange paint. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i told you that you didn't need to paint your whole body. >> i painted my whole body because i care about my craft. suck it, alec baldwin. [ laughter ] la donald trump out. i mean, where's my goody bag? >> jimmy: we'll get it for you in the back. la donald trump, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] what's going on? i'm so sorry, guys. all right. let's give the three of them some privacy. we're going to take a break. we come back, guillermo with the winners at the emmys. so stick around.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. annette benning and john mayer are on the way. as you know, the emmys were last

night in los angeles. the biggest names in tv were there. and guillermo was there to interview the winners as only he can, back-to-back. ♪ back to back, back to guillermo town ♪ >> that's right. i hear you're hungry. >> yeah, i think it's time to eat, dude. >> all right. >> all right. >> ready? >> oh, man, guillermo, i'm going to warn you, this is going to give me real bad breath for the people i'm going to say hi and thank you tonight. hope you don't mind. i'll blame you. >> you can blame me. >> am i eating this? hold on. you know what? there's too many gifs that can come of that that i don't want to see and i may spit this out but not because i don't appreciate your generosity. >> your dress is like the rainbow. >> thank you. it's more like the eritrean flag. >> would you like to taste the rainbow? >> sure. thanks. >> you want something to wash them out? >> sure. >> all right.

here. >> oh my god. wow. you're my kind of girl. >> yeah. >> you drink fast. >> i swallow. [ laughter ] >> you swallow good. >> yeah. >> you know what? let take a scalpie. it's like a selfie but it's the scalp. >> nice. i'm using a medicated shampoo so i feel good about it. >> you look very beautiful. >> thank you very much, so do you. >> but i have something that you're going to -- it's going to make you even look more beautiful. >> oh, please. >> this is a very good luck from me to you. >> oh, thank you so much. >> wow. now you look more beautiful. now you look like me. >> thank you so much. yes, and you are the most beautiful. >> you want some tequila? >> look, i'm a part of this anonymous group of people who used to drink a lot and like drinking but they don't drink anymore. so i don't do that. >> okay. would you like some skittles? >> mosquitos? >> no, skittles.

>> oh, skittles. no, i'm trying to cut back. i'm a part of this group, it's an anonymous group. you don't eat candy and things like that. we try to cut that stuff out. >> wow. how many groups are you part of? >> at the moment, 15. [ laughter ] >> i'm going to put the skittles in the cup. >> okay. >> and then, like, do a shot of skittles. do you have skittles? >> that's a great idea. >> all right. >> oh my god, it is awesome. brought to you by tequila and skittles. would you like to donate your emmy to the -- >> no. >> to a charity. >> no. >> it's called us without no emmy. >> no. i'm not donating my emmy to anybody. >> sorry, mr. henry, but we already put it in the box so it's going to be donated. >> is that true? >> yeah. >> i took it back. >> once it's in the box -- >> is it for dogs? i like dogs. i've got a lot of dogs.

>> it's dogs without emmys. >> i don't care about them. i have an emmy. >> what's in the dog box? no one ever told me. >> it's because if you want to donate the emmy. >> to a sad dog. >> yeah, to a sad dog. >> i definitely want to donate. >> it's a charity for dogs without emmy. >> here we go. here, this is for this one on the front. >> all right. >> do you have that? it's very heavy. >> i got it. okay. can you give a speech to the dogs? >> yes. to every dog who has never won an emmy, this is for you. thank you very much, sir. >> thank you very much. >> you have to leave it for the dogs. >> oh, you're right. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> skittles?

>> how many chicken will take to kill an elephant? >> oh, that's good. oh, that's really good. how many chickens does it take to kill an elephant? that's really good. holy [ bleep ]. >> take your time. concentrate. >> 375 but if they're big chickens. >> okay. >> because they'd have to cover his body, and then he would just kind of disintegrate as they ate

him. guillermo, i thought you were like a real [ bleep ] moron but that's a really smart question. >> yeah, it is, but i think you got it wrong. i think it's about like 400 something because elephants are big. it's math, you got to do the math. >> you got to do the math. it's like 400 something. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wonderful. beautifully done, guillermo. thanks to you and the tequila. tonight on the show, john mayer is here and we'll be right back with annette bening. the all-new lexus es... ...is stolen. hijacked from dreams.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, this is his latest song. it's called "new light." john mayer is here to chat and play music from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow night tyrion lannister himself. emmy winner peter dinklage will be here, issa rae will join us, we'll have music from ann wilson and later this week olivia wilde, matt kemp, noah centineo, wiz khalifa and jungle.

and i have a major announcement. starting october 15th, we're taking our show on the road again. we will be in brooklyn, new york, for our annual residency at the brooklyn academy of music. this is the first announcement. if you're watching right now, you live in brooklyn and you would like to join us there, go to kimmelinbrooklyn.com. that's a website. tickets are free. and the memories will last a lifetime. right, guillermo? >> right, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight has four oscar nominations, two golden globes and countless great acting performances under many fashionable belts. in the spring, she joins the marvel universe in "captain marvel" but first, you can see her alongside an all-star cast in the movie "life itself." >> i was caught a little off guard. you don't talk about abbey a lot. >> you don't ask about her a lot. >> well, i ask about her constantly. >> tomato, potato. >> tomato, tomato. >> let's just call the whole thing off.

>> well, the sessions are mandated, so -- >> no, i -- the -- the song. >> i'm not following. >> jimmy: "life itself" opens in theaters friday. please welcome annette bening. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: and i enjoyed your movie as well. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what awards show did you and warren beatty get engaged? was that -- >> it wasn't on an awards show. >> jimmy: that's weird, isn't it. how did you get engaged? do you mind me asking? >> i don't mind. just privately. he gave me this ring when we were just on a place in our house, just a quiet moment by ourselves. >> jimmy: it wasn't like a big planned kind of ceremonious type

of thing. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: is he not that way? i know you had a big birthday this year. did he throw you a big shindig? anything like that? >> i actually planned my party. >> jimmy: you planned your own birthday party. [ laughter ] >> yes. it was at dodger stadium. i'm a big dodger fan. we did it in a suite. at dodger stadium. quite a few of my kids were there. my friends were there and it was great and the dodgers won. >> jimmy: that's nice of them to do it on your birthday. [ cheers and applause ] i didn't know you were such a big dodgers fan. >> i became one really when my son started getting -- when he was little and he played baseball and we started taking him to games, we had a friend who was inviting us to games and that's how it started and it's gotten more and more and i go with my son a lot. he's now 24 so we go together. >> jimmy: who's your favorite dodger? >> that's tough. yasiel puig definitely one of the top. and i know matt kemp is coming. >> jimmy: he is, yes. let's just say him so i can tell

him that when he comes here. you and warren were at senator mccain's memorial service and i didn't realize that you were such close friends. you were very close friends with the mccains. >> yes, we are. >> jimmy: and with cindy. >> exactly. and the family and our families spent quite a bit of time together years ago. on the issue of campaign finance reform, mccain was very, very progressive, and my husband made a film about it called "bulworth." >> jimmy: i remember that well. yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> so what an amazing man. and what an honor it was to know him. and when he would come to los angeles, he would come over and we would all talk. >> jimmy: that's so interesting because now we have this -- the way things are now, you know, obviously, warren is very prominent liberal democrat and senator mccain, a lifelong republican senator from arizona, that they would be such close friends. would they argue over things? >> well, if you noticed at the funeral, there were a lot of people there who were from both sides of the aisle and that was

what was so beautiful about how he designed it. he did months in advance, he asked all the different pallbearers to be a part of it so they knew long before he died that they were going to be a part of this so he wanted to make that gesture. and i think that, for me, what was so beautiful and healing about it, because he was teaching us about how to disagree but not hate, and so there were many things i didn't agree with john mccain about but i always respected him. and he really was a hero. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> is a hero. >> jimmy: right. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, i know, that seems to have gone away, at least for the time being. hopefully that -- >> yeah, and it was so dignified, the way he did that and i think it was very healing for the country. >> jimmy: i agree with you completely. well, that's so interesting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this movie, "life itself" is directed and written by dan fogleman. >> yes. >> jimmy: who does the television show "this is us." did dan ever tell you that he was my receptionist once at "the

man show"? >> i heard that, no, he never told you that. >> jimmy: he never told you that. i was very proud of him. >> he's a wonderful guy. >> jimmy: yeah, and he always got the connections right, like if somebody called. >> was he really the receptionist? >> jimmy: yeah, well, he was a p.a. at the show, a production assistant. >> no kidding. >> jimmy: a lot of times we would make him answer the phone, yeah. and now, he's a power player. now he's directing you and oscar isaacs. all your scenes are with oscar isaacs. he seems like a great guy. i don't really know him -- >> he is a great guy and a fine actor. >> jimmy: i hope i'm not revealing too much. you have an unfortunate encounter with a bus in this movie. >> i do. >> jimmy: had you done a stunt like that before? >> i don't think i had. i had not. so, yeah, there's the moment of when the bus approaches, which is that moment, and then cut and then i'm on the ground. >> jimmy: right. >> and then somebody else did the other part. >> jimmy: so you did -- it was

like a stunt oreo and you just weren't the filling. >> exactly. >> jimmy: is that something that you -- it's funny, because you have these great roles and great movies but you don't get to fight that much. >> no, i don't. i did -- i can't give anything away, but -- >> jimmy: about "captain marvel." >> right. >> jimmy: are you sure you can't give anything away? seems like you could? give a little something away? [ laughter ] >> i need to call them again. they have to tell me exactly what it is that i can't say. >> jimmy: before you make that call, let's get into it. [ laughter ] because i saw the trailer today. >> all i can tell you is that it is as much fun as you would imagine it could be. at least it was for me. >> jimmy: have you seen the whole movie yet? >> i have not. >> jimmy: i'm wondering what's going on. >> it was so much fun and i can't tell you why because then it would give something away. that's all i can tell you is it was like when you're a little kid and you imagine what it would be like to be in a super hero movie, that's what it was like. seriously. >> jimmy: that seems fun. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: fun part of all this stuff.

all right. i'm sorry i wasn't able to break you but it's probably for the best. it's great to see you. please give warren my best. i think of him at every award show and i was thinking of him last night. as things went on. the movie is called "life itself." it opens in theaters friday. annette bening, everyone. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ breathe right strips are designed to simply when nighttime nasal congestion closes in, open your nose right back up.

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our next guest is a seven-time grammy award winner and three-time grateful dead employee of the month. [ laughter ] his latest single is called "new light." please say hello to john mayer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming. great to have you here. you have kind of a weird career, don't you. >> yeah. i like it now. >> jimmy: because you are -- obviously, you're a great musician, very successful musician, popular musician as a solo artist and then you sit with -- you play with the dead. >> playing dead and company with the guys from grateful dead. >> jimmy: is that just something like a lifelong dream type of deal? >> as soon as i heard the music and fell in love with it, i was like, i got to play with these guys. that's how nervy i am. most people go, this is nice, i want to listen to this more. i go, get me in that band. >> jimmy: what john stamos is to the beach boys, you are to the dead. >> i don't mind the comparison.

i would like to be what john stamos is to all things. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: on the other hand, you and dave chappelle do these shows together and i'm dying to see that. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's great. it's great. >> jimmy: this is a very eclectic type of situation you've put yourself into. >> i admire bill murray and now i'm trying to be music's bill murray as much as i can all of a sudden -- now he's tending bar. >> jimmy: you just are there. >> i think that's the way to be now. follow your heart in little day-to-day moves. >> jimmy: yeah, but not that many people can do it because most people show up and start tending bar and they're like, get the hell out of here. we'll call the police on you. so chappelle, what do you guys do together? >> i've always wanted to be a stand-up and it didn't work very well for me. don't worry, i have a good thing going. otherwise. [ laughter ] but advice to anybody who's struggling as a stand-up comic, one of the best things you can do is just stand next to dave chappelle on stage. >> jimmy: that's a good thing to do.

>> if you get the opportunity, he's such a great guy to set up for jokes. you know, he goes up and he's better at what he does than anybody is at anything they do. that's why you go and see dave. great comic, but you're also watching someone just nail something. >> jimmy: yeah, right. i know what i mean. >> i don't love sports but i'll watch tom brady play because i like greatness. and i watch dave and i listen to comedy and i laugh but i also clap because i go, how does someone's brain do that. and then all i have to do is say, like, two funny things, and people walk out going, those guys were hilarious. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: do you play guitar while he's -- >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: is there a whole band set or you and him? >> it's me and him but like, he's -- as much as i want to be a comic, i get a couple jokes in and then he wants to be a singer and he sings a couple songs. >> jimmy: what songs does he sing? >> he'll sing "creep." i bet you think it's the tlc

"creep" but it's the radiohead "creep." i've seen dave go up on stage. ♪ i was dreaming when i met this ♪ >> and at first, people are going what's going on? but ultimately, everyone's going ♪ bun bup bup bup bup he's one of the greatest leaders of a room i've ever seen. >> jimmy: wow, that's so funny. how did you guys get together in the first place? >> i was on his show years ago, he asked me to be on the show. and then we would see each other in hotel lobbies and place to place and grew a friendship over, like, 10, 15 years. >> jimmy: and now you guys are performing together. >> we do shows together, arenas and stuff. >> jimmy: dave was at the emmys last night. i'm surprised you didn't come with him. >> i'm a little mad at the emmys because i got snubbed again this year for my show. >> jimmy: what do you mean? you got snubbed for what show? >> i have a show on instagram. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah, it's a -- it's a show on instagram i've had for a minute and -- >> jimmy: what do you mean by show on instagram? >> well, the episodes are between 1 to 15 seconds long.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think that's just called instagram, right? >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, no, i mean -- i didn't mean that as a compliment. i meant -- what i was saying is doesn't everybody -- >> well, that's what i was going for. >> jimmy: and what is the show like? >> well, i've shot over 6,000 episodes last year. >> jimmy: that's a lot of episodes. >> let's see "game of thrones" shoot 6,000 episodes and yet there they are cleaning up at the emmys. >> jimmy: i understand. we have a clip of it? >> yeah, actually, this is a clip from the next season, which starts on friday. this is a clip, so if i can set it up, this is a clip from halloween, which comes up next month. >> you guys have to see this. come here, dude. another raccoon nun. >> get these dead raccoons off me. >> yeah. yours are good, man. yours are really good. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: so, wait, that's -- because halloween is -- isn't the idea of instagram is kind of like in the moment, like right away you post things. >> yeah, this is 11:35 right

now. we pretape. >> jimmy: show business. why are you dressed as a nun? >> okay, so, for you guys, it hasn't happened yet but in a couple weeks there's this hilarious viral video where this nun gets attacked by raccoons. it's hilarious and half the audience is going to go, is the nun covered in raccoons? you'll get it. it's a bit of a spoiler but it's really great, and it's like -- >> jimmy: i don't know what kind of black magic you're doing but i have no idea what you mean by this. >> it's called show biz. >> jimmy: oh, okay, all right. >> it's called show biz. >> jimmy: it really just seems like a guy with a phone on the surface. >> i wanted it to be gritty and hand held. so it's a single camera series. >> jimmy: i see. >> that i have. >> jimmy: okay. >> and we have to nda everybody in the crowd now. >> jimmy: yeah. no problem. >> i don't know -- it's funny. i don't even know what the script is going to be until the day of shoot. they actually keep it from me. >> jimmy: that's how everyone is with instagram. yeah. [ laughter ]

it's kind of like just as it's going on. what is this? we have what? >> oh, i have a trailer. >> jimmy: you have a trailer? wait a minute. there's a trailer? >> well, i made a trailer. it's going to go up on twitter tonight. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it goes on twitter for instagram. >> i'm really trying to be cross platform. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you want to show this to the audience? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, they already signed the nda so let's take a look at the trailer for john mayer's instagram. ♪ >> so the way john mayer's instagram stories started is that instagram started instagram stories and i e-mailed someone i knew at instagram at info@instagram.com and said, get me on this and they said, anybody can be on it. and so that's when i knew that i was going to master it. and i did. time for my natural snack on the go. it's a banana. well, it's an old banana. guys, can i please get a better banana? this one. thank you. take that one.

so, i've spent about $16 million on special effects to get that reality through instagram stories that people desire so much. so without any further ado, here is the teaser-trailer for the trailer for john mayer's instagram stories, turn your televisions on their side or just cock your neck like this and enjoy. roll it. ♪ ♪ i'm allowed to come to your house with my own beef. hey, everybody, update on my jeans, they're still drying. is that brian? hey, brian. how's it going? oh, you're not brian. look at this. we're all out of eggs. now i got to go to the store. this is [ bleep ]. okay, let me start again. it's a double 69.

oh my goodness. number one, thank you for bringing the mattress. number two, don't walk it through while i'm playing my tympannies. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. well, that -- >> that was exciting. >> jimmy: very compelling. thank you so much for coming and thank you and telling us about this wonderful project you're involved with. >> yeah, it's my pleasure. >> jimmy: thank you for being on my show as well. >> thank you for being on my show as well. >> jimmy: are we on your show? >> yep. >> jimmy: all right. and when will this air? >> this will air in january. >> jimmy: january. wow. you're really plan ahead. john mayer is our guest tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from john when we come back. we'll be right back. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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glenn weiss and his fiancée jan. and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. here it is. this is his single. it's called "new light." john mayer! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm the boy in your other phone lighting up inside your drawer at home all alone ♪ ♪ pushing forty in the friend zone we talk and then you walk away every day ♪ ♪ oh you don't think twice 'bout me and maybe you're right to doubt me but ♪ ♪ but if you give me just one night you're gonna see me in a new light ♪

♪ yeah if you give me just one night to meet you underneath the moonlight ♪ ♪ oh i want a take two i want to break through ♪ i wanna know the real thing about you so i can see you in a new light ahh ♪ ♪ take a ride up to malibu i just wanna sit and look at you look at you what would it matter ♪ ♪ if your friends knew who cares what other people say anyway ♪ ♪ oh we can go far from here and make a new world together baby ♪ ♪ 'cause if you give me just one night you're gonna see me in a new light ♪ ♪ yeah if you give me just one night to meet you underneath the moonlight ♪

♪ oh i want a take two i want to break through ahh i wanna know the real thing about you ♪ ♪ so i can see you in a new light ahh ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ yeah if you give me just one night ahh you gonna see me in a new light ♪ ♪ yeah if you give me just one

night to meet you underneath the moonlight ♪ ♪ what do i do with all this what do i do with all this love that's running through my veins for you ♪ ♪ what do i do with all this what do i do with all this love that's running through my veins for you ♪ ♪ what do i do with all this what do i do with all this love that's running through my veins for you ♪ ♪ what do i do with all this what do i do with all this ooh ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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