morning. could be rain. i'm larry beil. >> i'm ama daetz. thanks for joining us. "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, henry winkler. from "venom," jenny slate. and music from lindsey buckingham. and now, with all due respect, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. welcome. thank you very much. that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you. hope you had 'freight weekend. it's october. i have to say i know -- i know it's october, and it's supposed to be octoberfest time --

cleer [ cheers and applause ] thank you. after the kavanaugh hearing last week, it was really hard to enjoy a beer this weekend, i have to say. [ laughter ] anybody else feel like that? the fbi investigation in supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh has begun. arizona senator, jeff flake, forced the issue last week. jeff flake was brave enough to stand up to his fellow republicans i'll still vote yes but can we do this next friday instead? i got yelled at in the elevator. it's kind of crazy. to think brett kavanaugh could be on the supreme court right now if jeff flake had taken the stairs, but he didn't, and for now the inauguration -- the kavanaugh inauguration is on hold. in his testimony before the senate judiciary committee which is now being picked apart, kavanaugh was asked about the terms devil's triangle and boofing. these were written in his high school yearbook and he claimed devil's triangle was a drinking game and boofing was a word for

flatulence but thanks to a thorough investigation i conducted today on youtube. there's no drinking game called the devil's triangle, at least prior to his testimony, though it is known for a sexual encounter between one women and two men and boofing refers to the act of putting alcohol or psychoactive drugs into your rectum, not flatulence, so -- so if the fbi has google this, could be very brad news for brett kavanaugh. there is some confusion over what the scope of the investigation will be. there are reports that the fbi's been put on a very tight leash, but donald trump says the fbi has free rein. he says the same thing about milania, an she's in africa now so kavanaugh's testimony rubbed a lot of people the wrong way. in fact, he was so unlikable "saturday night live" are no choice but to cast the most repugnant actor in the world to play him over the weekend. what a surprise that matt damon would have no other plans on a

saturday. [ applause ] the tippy top turtle in the senate, majority leader in the senate, mitch mcconnell, said the senate will vote on the confirmation which is music to the president's ears. to me, i think the president seems to be enjoying this, and i know it sounds weird because it's his nominee. i have a theory. he's just relieved there's an investigation into someone's past sexual history that isn't focused on him. it's like a breath of fresh air. [ applause ] so at the white house "today" they asked trump whether judge kavanaugh was truthful when it came to his drinking habits. >> there are now concerns that he may have lied or mischaracterized his drinking while testifying. if they find that he did, do you think that bars him from being your supreme court nominee? >> well, i watched him. i was surprised at how vocal he was about the fact that he likes beer. >> jimmy: imagine being so off the rails, you even surprised

donald trump with something. >> so if he did lie about his cinking, do drinking does that mean you'll pull his nomination? >> i don't think he did. i'm not a drinker. i can honestly say i've not had a beer in my life. that's one of my only good traits. i don't drink. whenever they are looking for something, never had a glass of alcohol, you know, for whatever reason. can you imagine if i had what a mess i'd be? i'ming the world's worst. >> jimmy: i don't know. maybe he'd be better. it's worth a shot. by the way, i feel like it's worth mentioning that this guy who has never had a chronic in his life had his own brand of vodka with his name on it. kind of all you need to know about him, so, and, of course, with the focus of this kavanaugh situation, tying in so strongly with the me, too movement, with most everyone re-evaluating how women are treated, the president was on his best behavior when it came to the female reporters at the press conference this morning, in particular abc abc

senior white house correspondent cecilia vega. question, sure. she's shocked that i picked her, like in a state of shock. >> i'm not thinking, mr. president. >> i know you're not thinking, you never do. >> jimmy: nobody respects women more than donald trump. what a creep. you know, whether or not judge kavanaugh gets confirm, and let's be honest, he's probably will, he's preceded by a long line of men who have been accused of bad behavior, men who don't really seem to understand when they have done something wrong, and it's something that powerful men have been struggling with for many years and at long last now there is home. >> don't let past incidents of sexual harassment or assault prevent you from living your best life. introducing deny it all. deny it all goes to work fast, pertinently erasing the memories of what you did. >> i have no idea who these women are, have no idea.

>> and replacing them with strong feelings of indignation and outrage. >> this is a circus. >> don't let sexual allegations drag you down. get on with the life you want. denietol. >> this was a hit job. >> completely false and untrue. >> denietol. >> i did not have sexual relations with that woman. >> do not use it if you sign a non-disclosure agreement with a porn star. denietol, you're entitled. >> available at wall green's. [ applause ] >> jimmy: of course it is. the other controversy on character who was on "snl" this weekend was the president's most famous and inexplicable supporter kanye west who brought his maga hat to "tmz live" where he had a chat with host harvey levin and on the show they covered a variety of subjects, trump, the 13th amendment and

more. >> you want me to repeat? >> no. >> why don't we do this and take a quick break and when we come back. >> we're not going to jimmy kimmel the situation. >> no, we're not going to come right back. >> we're not going to jimmy kimmel the situation. >> why aren't we going to jimmy kimmel the situation? i honestly don't know whether i should be flattered or offended by that. i always thought interrupting somebody in the middle of speaking was called a kanye west. i didn't know it was a me. [ applause ] you learn. by the way, kanye may have some competition for the president's affection lately. trump held a rally in wheeling, west virginia over the weekend where he opened up about his extra special relationship with none other than kim jong-un. >> so we are doing great. that was a big, big problem, and you know the interesting thing, when i did it and i was really being tough and so was he. we were going back and forth and then we fell in love, okay? no, really.

he wrote me beautiful letters, and they are great letters. we fell in love. >> wow. what a heartwarming love story. it reminds me of the romantic comedy "crazy stupid love" only crazier and more stupid. [ laughter ] and i hope they don't start boofing. that's where i -- that's where i draw the line so kim jong-un right now is -- he's behaving -- kim jong-un is behaving more like kim kardashian-un lately because north korea has announced their intent to produce the world's finest cosmetics. they are getting into the makeup business. they are building factories and to kick things off chairman un just launched his own youtube channel. ♪ she's on fire ♪ she's on fire >> translator: i'll start with a smokey eye, like the smoke from our glorious nuclear bomb tests. next, will be a red lip.

like the blood of my uncle when i fed him to the dogs. so cute. and that's my finished look. please subscribe. ♪ >> jimmy: wow. once north korea gets the internet, they are going to eat that up. did any of you get mysteriously logged out of facebook this weekend? nobody did, hu? oh, you did, so an unknown hacker got your information personally, your stuff. an unknown hacker was able to exploit a weakness in facebook and expose the personal information for about 50 million users. which isn't the whole point of facebook to expose your perm information? if a hacker wants our personal information all they have to do is friend us, right guillermo. >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: thanks, guillermo congratulations, a big day for dodgers fans here. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: final day of the baseball regular season. the dodgers won this game.

won all the games this weekend and they beat the rockies today in the tiebreaker game. yesterday they forced the tiebreaker by beating the giants, their arch rival and won that game 15-0. the real loser in the game was not the giants. in fact, it was a giants fan named steve. >> it's a towering fly ball down the line. if it's fair, it is gone. it is gone and a splash hit for mad max. >> you've got to be faster buddy. >> poor, steve. you've got to the swim, steve. you can't sit and expect the ball. the dodgers play the braves starting on thursday. the rockies now have to play the cubs in the wild card game tomorrow in chicago. wrigley field is a magical place to see baseball. anyone who has been there knows that, and that applies whether you are a human being or a rat.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: why would they be cheering for that? who says baseball is boring? two weeks from tonight, by the way, we are taking our show on the road to brooklyn, new york. we have a star-studded week planned at the brooklyn academy of music october 15 through 19. go to the website kimmelinbrooklyn.com. get tickets. they are free. literally nothing to lose and ahead of our visit we want to have fun with the locals. we put my uncle sal in new york, dressed him up as an officer of new york and sent him out on the street to write tickets for no

good reason at all. ♪ >> hi, sir. where are you headed? >> i'm headed up to buy some rolling paper. >> why are you asking? >> because you've violated a noise ordinance? >> me. >> yeah, you. >> we heard you walking, and we've had complaint about loud walkers in the area. i have to write you up. >> this is ridiculous. >> sir, you were making a lot ofnous. >> i heard you from blinker street and we've had complaints. >> so you're not jokeing? >> how can i be walking loudly when i'm wearing these? >> that's what i want to know. >> how can you be walking loudly? >> i'm not believing you're a policeman. >> you can take it up with a policeman. >> i have to write you a check. >> policemen don't write checks. >> he's right. policemen don't write checks. ♪

>> ma'am, hi. >> hi. >> you immediatering right now? >> no. >> it seems to me like you're meandering. >> no. >> i just can't have people meandering, it slows down foot traffic and there's been complaints in this neighborhood. >> i'm not meandering. >> you're not meandering? >> no. >> see. she's walking with purpose. you got it? >> okay. >> you were like this, you were like -- >> okay. >> you know what i mean. >> >> sorry, i'm kind of unfamiliar with the area. >> if you've above 50th street they let you immediater, but down here meese a meander demeanor. >> i'm sorry. i'll walk slower because you're going to be weighed down by this ticket. >> really? >> i wouldn't even bother you with this, but like i have to reach a quota for how many tickets i write in a month, and i'm way under, and i don't want to get in trouble with the

sergeant, you know, but i like your hair. >> thanks. >> thank you. >> stop meandering. >> sir, can i talk to you a second? what's going on? >> i'm walking. >> yeah. >> and do you have a license to transport sex toys? >> i'm good. >> you're good, too. >> what is going on with you. >> i'm on my way. >> just go. i'm so mad at you right now. oh, you're ridiculous. you're ridiculous to me right now. so frustrating. ♪ >> what's happening? >> where's the nearest subway station? >> nearest subway station is right between bleaker and none of your [ bleep ] business. go find it. >> thanks. >> don't bother me anymore. ♪ >> how is it going, sir? can i talk to you for a second? >> what's going on. >> do you have pizza?

>> yeah. >> what do you plan on doing that? >> can i eat it here? >> yeah, can you. >> what about the plate? >> throw it in the garbage. >> you sure? >> guaranteed. >> you passed the garbage over there. >> but i'm eating it, going to sit down and eat the pizza and then i'll put it in the garbage. >> i'm targeting you as a pre-litterer. >> that's a problem. that's making an assumption you'll going to pre-litter instead of waiting here and see if i do it without being conspicuous and then you know it. >> you're making the assumption that i'm not right in my assumption. >> but you're making the assumption that i'm wrong in my assumption. you write me a ticket for not doing anything. >> yeah, then you can contest it. >> why do i have to contest something that was never going to happen in the first place? it's like i'm being targeted but not with the expectation that i'm going to do crime when i have no expectation to do crime. >> no, i get that. i get that. i get that. >> thank you. >> hold on. let me just say this. i got this, i got this.

i got the solution. 'm going to take a ticket for something that i never even think about doing. >> how about instead i give you a ticket to "jimmy kimmel live." >> all right. >> there you go. >> at mitt two. >> give me a bite of this. >> hey, hey, hey! [ applause ] >> jimmy: officer sal. he stays so fit. tonight on the show, we have music from lindsey buckingham and jenny slate is here, and we'll be right back with henry winkler. ♪ at sprint and that means you can get the amazing new iphone 10s. abc "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by sprint. now that's a ! ♪ wait! and did you know it's on a network built for unlimited? ♪ iphone! ♪ (vo) there's never been a better time to try our network.

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show, from the forthcoming movie "venom" jenny slate is here. then, this is his forthcoming album. it's called, "solo anthology: the best of lindsey buckingham," lindsey buckingham from the mercedes-benz stage. you can see lindsey on tour starting sunday in portland, oregon. tomorrow night, sarah paulson and stormy daniels will be with us. she has a new book about some things, and we'll have music from kacey musgraves. and later this week, ryan gosling, lena dunham, dana white, frank grillo, comedian devin field and music from young the giant. so please join us for all of that. last, i don't know, like it was not even a week ago, karma triumphed again when our first guest won his very first ever prime time emmy ward, four decades after his first nomination. he got it for his role as amorous acting teacher gene cousineau on hbo's "barry." please welcome, henry winkler.

[ applause ] ♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. another standing ovation. how you doing? >> i am -- i'm so happy to be here. oh, you know what. >> jimmy: what is this? >> it's a thank-you note. instead of mailing it i thought i would deliver it. >> jimmy: very nice. you didn't have to waste the stamp. >> i tried to peel it off, but it made a mess. >> jimmy: i sent you a little gift and congratulations to you. >> thank you 5iz was very happy for you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: for me to see you win an emmy was very exciting, and also for the audience it was very exciting. you got the first standing ovation of the night. was that a surprise to you when everyone stood? >> it was, you know.

i've never gotten out of that chair before. >> jimmy: yeah. you've been nominated a few times. >> yeah. i hold record i think h.i have the longest drought between nominations. >> jimmy: is that true? >> i think there's over 7,000 people have been nominated between the last time and the time i won. >> jimmy: let's go through the first time. first time you were nominated 1976, is that correct? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: i looked it up today. four nominees, from request barney miller" alaned aaled from "m.a.s.h." and jack from "chico and the man." >> jimmy: chico won that category. >> everybody but me. >> jimmy: and then you were nominated the next four years in a row and carroll o'connor won for "all in the family." >> the he was a great actor. >> jimmy: and you were always reddy with a speech. >> i never got out of the chair. >> jimmy: when you got up there

you said i had this speech. >> first of all i would thank gary marshall. >> jimmy: producer of "happy days," laverne & shirley" and "morning and mindy." >> "pretty women." >> jimmy: many movies. >> he literally gave me my career. >> jimmy: and i have to say, and since i've gotten to know you, you are more different from fonzie than i think any actor is from the character he played, and, i mean, fonzie was, you know, he beat people up. >> yes, and the fonz was also taller. that was hard. >> jimmy: that's the sign of a great actor. >> i was thinking inches. i really was. >> jimmy: but he saw you and he thought, yeah, this guy could play -- >> they wanted a bigger italian kind of guy, and i walked in. >> jimmy: arthur fonzarelli was born. >> there he was. there was a man

i read with. i had in my mind that i would take my six lines and make him sit down 59z guy you were -- the casting director. >> i would be the only guy standing in the room. >> jimmy: it worked for you. >> and threw the script up in the air and sauntered out of the room. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what about at the beginning, one of my -- one of my favorite little moments in the history of television is at the beginning of "happy days". >> right. >> jimmy: when you as fonzie, you look in the mirror and you have your -- your comb. >> right. >> jimmy: and you look and you go to comb your hair and then you go, eh, it's perfect and decide not to do it. >> so, that's a story i've told. >> jimmy: oh, you have. >> i promised that i would not comb my hair to myself because every actor who ever played a character like that combed their hair h a comn their back pocket. >> jimmy: right. >> i was going to do it differently. and in the script it said the fonz goes to the mirror and combs his hair, and i said to the director, i said, i'm so sorry, i made a deal with high

self. i'm not going to comb my hair. i'll do anything else. he said it's written in the script, go and comb your hair. >> jimmy: comb your hair. >> so i walked to the mirror and i took out my comb and i said hey, i don't have to because it's perfect. >> jimmy: you should have gotten an emmy just for that alone. [ applause ] >> you know what, that moment literally defined the character. >> jimmy: i think show, too. absolutely for sure. and then this show "barry" which is a great show and you're playing an acting teacher. [ applause ] and it's great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and i'm sure you've had these people along the way, these acting teachers. llege and i school. so gene cousineau is based only some of those, based on what i've heard from other actors, based on the guy that he's based on who used to teach here in l.a. >> jimmy: based on the guy that he's based on?

>> yeah. based on a guy who is actually here who was based in l.a. >> jimmy: does that guy find it flattering? >> i think he has passed on. i think he's watching from the other side. and i think he's got notes. >> jimmy: probably so. >> probably so. >> jimmy: when we come back, i want to ask you, and now you won the emmy, but i do want to ask you a couple of things about the old days. [ cheers and applause ] >> she wants to meet you. >> jimmy: she does, yes. don't worry, i won't touch it. we'll be right back with henry winkler after this. ♪ to meee... ♪ portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by hilton hotels. book now at hilton.com. ♪ you're everything i need...

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, we are back. jenny slate and lindsey buckingham are on the way. you posted this online, your first head shot. >> i didn't actually post it. someone found it. i was at the yale drama school and i thought oh, my gosh i'm going to graduate. oh, my gosh, i'm going t os andk ot >> jimmy:d shot is sideways. that's very unusual just to start. >> yes, and it was also cheap because it was just a friend who

took it. >> jimmy: very handsome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: in those days when you were making "happy days" and you guys were all on the paramount lot. you all had a softball team. >> gary marshall always wanted to own a professional team. >> jimmy: a sports team, yeah. >> and i think he owned the portland beavers or part of the portland beavers but the "happy days" ball team traveled all over america playing softball and we traveled to germany and japan. >> jimmy: who was the best player on the "happy case" team? >> ron howard was a great center fielder and played basketball on sunday with garry. fred fox was great, writer, producer. >> jimmy: i >> donny most. mrs. c played. >> jimmy: mrs. c. played? >> i can't pitch or play.

they taught me how to pitch in between scenes and i got really good. they put my arm on ice. they were going to put it in the smithsonian with my jacket. >> jimmy: i'm glad you mentioned that. may i have a look at your emmy for a moment. >> you may. >> jimmy: i do have a little something for it. >> jimmy: don't worry, i won't curse it by touching it. this is a little gift for you. go ahead and open that. >> okay. >> jimmy: this is something that we made especially for your emmy. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy:ing this something that you can -- i don't know that it will be -- can you see that, a little fonzie jacket there for your emmy. [ applause ] >> that is superb. >> jimmy: isn't that great? >> that is superb. >> jimmy: take that home and enjo i if. >> are you kidding. show's never going to take that off. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so happy for you. >> so happy to be here with you. >> jimmy: "barry starts season two tomorrow?

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♪ >> jimmy: hello and welcome back to the show. still to coming lindsey buckingham. our next guest is a very fun woman who goes from marcel to marvel as dr. dora skirth in the new movie "venom" that opens friday.

please welcome jenny slate. ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> hi. >> jimmy: you're sitting where fonzie just sat. >> i know. >> jimmy: isn't that something. >> i saw it. what a dear angel of a person. >> jimmy: he played your dad on "parks and rec." >> he did and my character was described as the worst, the worst person in the world, and it was so hard to play, such a garbage person across from someone who you know is actually the best, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: he really is like almost ridiculously nice. almost feels like there must be a monster lurking beneath. >> yeah. backstage in the green room cutting people. >> jimmy: guillermo you better get back there. for gosh sake. how have you been? i haven't seen you in like a year or so i think. >> well, i'm firmly in my adulthood. >> jimmy: oh, good, congratulations. >> thank you so much. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i now it would happen.

>> yeah, took a while. i'm 30 something years old. i thought i'd get there earlier. i think the signs of that are i'm trying to pull back on smoking weed constantly. >> jimmy: oh, that's good. >> i like to smoke weed that i can imagine someone in my pajamas saying i hope she picks me. >> jimmy: is it just at night, or does it happen like in -- does it linger the next day for you? >> here's the thing. so i smoke the weed, i ate a bunch of potato chips. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i was putting them in really quickly because it was like more than the munchies. >> jimmy: right. >> like suddenly the urgency for potato chips is you need to have them now and i was putting them in, but then i was getting really panicked about not having enough chips, and -- and one went in the long way. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and i'm like ow, really bad and then passed out because i'm weak.

it hurt too bad. i'm like ow. >> jimmy: you blacked out from a potato chip. >> potato chip, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> i wake up the next morning and i forgot about the chip accident. from trauma, you just block it out. >> jimmy: i see. >> and i was like i have mouth rot. that's what this is. >> jimmy: so there was a wound? >> there was a wound. i couldn't see it. i thought i had mouth rot. >> jimmy: is mouth rot a thing? >> in my mind, you know, i ruined it from drugs, yeah, i think it is. >> cleto: did you go to the doctor? >> here's the thick. i don't have a dentist so i don -- dentist because i'm very afraid and i asked a woman who she could get me in and i can go at 7:00 a.m. i wear my pajamas to the dentist. >> jimmy: for real. >> my life is over because they are going to send me into the

ocean. >> jimmy: to cross the delaware. >> that's it. every dentist i remember from massachusetts is like 90 years old from my synagogue and has a hammer, you know. i'm like, in the chair, and like this is the worst, and the door opens and i hear like so i hear there's an emergency, and immediately i'm like, he's hot. i'm like -- >> jimmy: just from hearing his voice, you knew he was? >> i knew it, and my whole body was just like, whoa, there is a hot person, and he just came into the room. >> jimmy: really? >> like a spider sense, if you will. >> exactly, exactly, exactly like that except you have a potato cut in your mouth and you're not a superhero and you're in your pajamas. >> jimmy: so what did you do? >> did you ever see a person that's so handsome that you go hello and like -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, the helmsworths have been here. >> you pass away at that point,

yeah. so i -- he's like so, what's wrong, and i just go nothing. >> jimmy: nothing. >> nothing, and i'm like oh, my god, i'm in my pajamas, this is not how i want to meet my second husband, and so he's like let me take a look in your mouth and i'm like -- i'm just trying to -- like -- i've only been to the dentist in massachusetts, and do we take our shirts off? do you clean my mouth with your tongue, what is it? that's how they do it in france. i love you. i'm in love with you. so he's like looks in my life and i'm like why am i here and i can't remember anything because he's so handsome and he's like did you -- did you eat something sharp? >> and i'm like the chip. i forgot. >> jimmy: yeah, the chip. >> i forgot about the chip. >> jimmy: good thing he remembered. >> and i'm like oh -- i'm trying

to act like i don't eat junk food, i don't know, maybe it was a grape or some sort of a banana i threw in. i love to heat healthy to keep my body super nice in case anybody ever makes love to me. there's nothing i can do for you. i can't show you how to eat chips or anything. you should go, but you should come back for a cleaning at which point i go, i'm like, god, i would love to. help me. truly help me. i would love for anyone take me home to put me in a box in your basement. so i'm like that's great. do you want me to pick the time or you can, what would you like, like a short cleaner, simple, like mouthwash? he's like make an appointment at the desk.

>> jimmy: that's a weird way to set up a date. huge bummer. >> and when i went back i had like an attitude. >> jimmy: oh, i see you. >> know, and i walk in and there's like five other ladies in there and i'm like like a 68-year-old woman, i suppose you're going to like open wide for him right now? i'm like i have an appointment. he asked me to be here. >> jimmy: how did the second appointment go? >> well, here's the thing. >> jimmy: yes. >> the good news is that i have two cavities. >> jimmy: oh, congratulations. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's great news. >> we're going to see each other again in november. >> jimmy: i'm so happy for you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i hope he doesn't have a television set. >> oh, my gosh. you know what? that's the side note. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> he did not recognize me at all so my work was not a fan, i guess, and he's like what do you do, and i'm like this is the best thing that has to happen to me. i have to tell everyone in my life how handsome my dentist is.

i'm an artist, very in general. >> jimmy: and pretentious also. >> truly rude. i really don't like you, you have a potato chip cut in your mouth and seems like you're not good at art. >> jimmy: wait until he sees "venom." his head is going to explode. >> yeah, yeah. really also because it's a very -- the movie itself is, you know, very exciting. >> jimmy: oh, right, of course, especially for dentists. >> "venom" has so many teeth. >> jimmy: it's like -- all they see is money, you know. >> yeah, yeah. it's the audience that's going to be packed with dentists. >> jimmy: they say it's tracking to be the number one movie among dentists. it's great to see you. sorry about the cavities but it seems like you've found a silver lining. >> i'm going to shove my mouth with tootsie rolls until i see him again. >> jimmy: jenny slate!

"venom" opens in theaters this friday. and we'll return with music from lindsey buckingham. >> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel" live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel" live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. >> jimmy: i want to thank henry winkler and jenny slate. apologies to matt damon. his album is called, "solo anthology: the best of lindsey buckingham". here with the song "trouble," lindsey buckingham. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> two, three, four. two, three, four. ♪ i really should be saying goodnight now i really shouldn't stay anymore ♪ ♪ it's been so long since i held you i've forgotten what love is for ♪ ♪ ah ah ah i should run on the double

ahh i think i'm in ♪ ♪ i think i'm in trouble ahh i think i'm in i think i'm in trouble yeah ♪ ♪ ahh i think i'm in i think i'm in trouble so come to me darling and hold me ♪ ♪ let your honey keep you warm it's been so long since i held you ♪ ♪ i've forgotten what love is for ah ah ah i should run ♪ ♪ on the double ahh i think i'm in

i think i'm in trouble ahh i think i'm in ♪ ♪ i think i'm in trouble ♪ ♪ ♪ i should run on the double ahh i think i'm in i think i'm in trouble ♪

♪ trouble, yeah ♪ i don't know what i think i'm in trouble ♪ i think i'm in trouble ahh i think i'm in i think i'm in trouble i think i'm in trouble ♪ ♪ i think i'm in trouble [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]

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