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>> that' >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jennifer garner, from "a million little things," romany malco, dua lipa, guillermo on the road to brooklyn, mean tweets music edition, and music from ama winner carrie underwood. and now, hang in there. here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing. very nice. gracias. you're very kind. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thank you for coming.

[ cheers and applause ] i'm glad you're excited. it was -- today was -- what an exciting day it was today. let me tell you something. in this country the stars are lining up perfectly, and they are in perfect alignment because on thursday the doors of the white house will open to welcome none other than kanye west. that's right. the president of the united states is having lunch with kanye. now there's a devil's triangle for you, huh? am i the only one who would buy that lunch on pay-per-view? i would love to see what they talk about. they actually hinted, kanye and trump, the topics at the lunch are said to include prison reform, gang violence and how good it feels to unload like a maniac on twitter. [ laughter ] i just really -- moy hope is that kanye bumps into my pence while he's there. mother and i enjoy your hip-hops

very much. thanks. what is that conversation going to be like? i was thinking about it this afternoon. what is it that kanye west likes about donald trump and i can't figure it out and then i saw a picture of him with kim. and it hit me. kanye loves a big ass. that's right. who has a bigger one than that? so the question now is how will the hysterical right wing media react to this? remember when obama invited common to the white house, all the fuss over that. >> he uses the "n" word and talks about cops, the reference about bush. >> italians. >> women. >> hang on a second. this is the president of the united states of america. you know what. this is not a good message of for our kids. >> right, and if sean hannity thinks common sends a bad message to our kids what, must he think about kanye west? >> the president is getting some very public enthusiastic praise from one of america's most iconic rappers.

kanye west takes a stand for freedom of thought and freedom of expression. we should all support this. >> oh, well, be okay then. good for sean. he's evolving. he really is. kanye is headed to the white house as yet another star team trumper is on her way out of the white house. nick kay haley, trump's ambassador to the united nations, surprised everyone today by resigning. she plans to leave the white house by the end of the year. she said she wants to spend more time away from trump's family, and -- [ laughter ] the president was very keen to spin this particular resignation as a mutually agreeable move, so he and haley announced it together today, and trump seemed very sad to see her go. >> so, nikki, i just wanted to tell you we'll miss you. we'll be speaking over time and you've done a fantastic job and thank you very much. >> thank you. e boed y: mostly thank you in ae

"haley's vomit." just as she leaves it's going to come out. [ applause ] truth be told, according to cnn haley told her staff this morning she's leaving because she's done two years and it's time to move on. someone should tell donald trump that, right? can you believe it? two years. let me help you with that stuff. trump also floated the possibility of nikki haley coming back to work for him in another capacity, and watch how she reacts to this. >> we're all happy for you in one way, but we hate to lose you. hopefully you'll be coming back at some point, but you want -- maybe in a different capacity. you can have your pick. >> jimmy: hold on. i'm not a body language expert. >> hopefully you'll be coming back at some point. >> jimmy: yeah, no, yeah. she's -- she's not ever coming back. she might not even finish out that meeting, but the good news is trump already has a terrific candidate in mind to replace

nikki haley. >> i've heard a lot of names. i've heard ivanka. i've heard how -- how good would ivanka be? the people that know, nothing to do with nepotism, but i want to tell you the people know know that ivanka would be dynamite and then i'd be accused of nepotism if you can believe it, right? yes. >> would she be good for that job? >> i think ivanka would be incredible. i'd pick her -- you'd be accused of nepotism even though i'm not sure there's anybody more competent in the world but that's okay. >> what are the odds of the most competent person in the world just happens to be my daughter. poor donald jr. is in a tree stand somewhere in north dakota watching that on his phone and crying just a single tear. the president today continued to lash out at protesters who went to washington over the weekend to speak out against brett kavanaugh. you know, our president believes

in a lot of nutty conspiracies, climate change is a hoax started by the chinese. the millions of illegal voters thing, the witch hunt, obama being born in kenya, but this one is special because now he's got a conspiracy theory about his conspiracy theory. this morning he tweeted the paid d.c. protesters are now ready to really protest because they haven't gotten their checks. in other words, they weren't paid. screamers in congress and outside were far too obvious, less professional than as anticipated by those pay pentagon or not paying the bills and he doubled down on that. >> you know, a lot of those were paid protesters. you saw that. they are all unhappy, because they haven't been paid yet. i've been calling it. >> jimmy: you see, they were paid but they haven't been paid. so many wackos have convinced each other that all these people out there protesting were actors paid by some shadowy financier. george soros is a big one they mention because when you go george soros you get that little

hint of anti-semitism that gives a conspiracy some zest. no one was paid to protest. there's zero evidence of that so trump quite brilliantly i must say made that into the conspiracy. the paid protesters haven't even been paid, and the thing is it all comes back around because you know who actually did hire a bunch of people to show up and pretend to be supporters at his campaign announcement and then didn't pay them for months afterwards? donald j. [ applause ] we are screwed. this is not a hoax. no matter what he says. a new government report from our intergovernmental panel on climate change. we have 12 years to get our act together or we'll face flooding, wildfires, disease and mass death. basically we're in the first act of a michael baie movie right now and bruce willis is nowhere to be found, and the craziest part of it is that the trump administration issued their own report that agrees that climate change is going to be a

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exist right, third from sentari and third from the sun. >> it's true, right? we're living in a day of blockbuster video. next week we're taking our show on the road to brooklyn, new york, doing five shows from the brooklyn academy of music on monday. guillermo is on his way there, traveling cross country by bus. his first stop was in dallas where he dropped a bombshell on the host of "good morning, texas. >> speaking of the secrets that are inside that bus, we want you to tell us one secret about jimmy kimmel that we don't know. just a little secret, maybe he something he does on the road, when you're traveling. >> guillermo: oh, one secret that i know from jimmy. >> about jimmy. >> guillermo: oh, my god. that jimmy is not a good dancer. he is not. he's not a good dancer. >> okay. that was hurtful because i happen to dance like an angel. [ laughter ] and that wasn't all that little

rat had to say. >> guillermo: can i tell another secret. >> oh, we'd love it. >> guillermo: jimmy loves to eat and he -- he's like me. he doesn't like to do exercise at all, but we love to eat. >> he doesn't do any exercise? you are saying he likes to eat and doesn't like to exercise, are you saying that he's getting on the chunky side? >> guillermo: no, no, i am on the chunky side. he's in great shape. he looks great. he's a great boss, a great human being. >> nice, nice. i wonder how he's going to get home and what he's going to do for work when he does get home. this is the vehicle guillermo is traveling in, af the art guillermo-bile and he's at the busy bee cafe in atlanta. there he is, guillermo at the busy bee. [ applause ] oh, my goodness, wow, look at this. wow. all right.

guillermo. hi, everybody. hi, i see you have -- you've got some friends there, huh, guillermo. introduce us to the fellows. guillermo, can you hear anything i'm saying? guillermo, did you eat your microphone? yes. introduce us to the guys. >> guillermo: jimmy, i got lill john and wakaflaka. >> lill john and wakaflaka, are you regulars there at the busy bee? >> always. >> i used to live on the street, right down the street. >> jimmy: what are you eating lill john? >> we've got some chicken and some kind of rise dish and some. have you had any -- i heard they have ox tail on the menu there. have you had any of that? >> i don't eat ox tail. >> jimmy: no, ox tail. >> i'm sure guillermo will get

some for the bus ride. >> jimmy: guillermo, bring some ox tail to brooklyn, will you. >> guillermo: for sure, jimmy. you got it! >> jimmy: well, i just wanted to check in and say hello to everybody there and see how things were going. i heard you don't like sleeping on the bus, guillermo. >> guillermo: not at all, jimmy. it's too cold. plus, we got seven guys in the bus, and only one restroom. it's too much. >> why are you shouting guillermo? we can hear you, bro. >> jimmy: got guillermo a very special bus driver for his trip. do we have a video of the bus driver? i guess it's gotten a little bumpy. guillermo, it looks like you've made yourself right at home at the busy bee and where are you headed tomorrow? >> guillermo: who cares about tomorrow? >> jimmy: all right. [ applause ] all right. all right, guillermo is going to chicago tomorrow, and enjoy that

tequila, and we'll see you tomorrow, all right, guillermo? don't miss the bus. >> guillermo: i won't. >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, gentlemen. tonight on abc the american music awards were awarded to americans and more. music fans can be very passionate. some love to express their enthusiasm and some they like to express their lack of enthusiasm, and from time to time we like to shine a spotlight on the unpleasant things people post on social media. tonight we've done it again in an all music edition of mean tweets. [ applause ] ♪ >> gwen stefani really is the worst thing to ever happen, period, full owie. >> up of my employees were talking about how the chain smokers are pretty good and

don't deserve all the hate so i fired him. >> tied your pants too tight. #[ bleep ]. >> trying to decide which is worse, maroon 5, hitler on magic dragon. >> ouch. >> i like some of the songs, but my god she sings like a goat being [ bleep ] in the ass. >> why is jason meraz the unofficial sound for barbecues. >> people say that i should be more positive. okay. i'm positive that luke bryan is a horse-tooth air humping -- >> jason -- >> what the [ bleep ] is a dua lipa? sounds like a sloppy [ bleep ]. >> the st worst piece of [ bleep ] band ever made period. >> yeah. >> pink is aging pretty well for

a pig. thank you. >> elvis costello is a really great artist if you're a hipster. [ bleep ]. >> shout-out to schoolboy q. he ugly than a [ bleep ]. sure i am. >> >> like the american cheese of cheeses or like the boxed wine of wines or some other [ bleep ] thing. >> the fact that luke combs looks like the guy who changes your oil at jiffy lube. >> miley cyrus is a smelly pie rate hooker. >> those guys more than nickel back. >> that's low, dog. >> ouch. >> i would rather stab myself in the taint than hear another that's how we make nickel back songs. >> there you go. tonight on the show, we have

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pa a lipa bkento le of thnighand terrorized me. in my home, and they caught it all on video. we have that for you to see a little bit later on in the show. you know, last time our first guest starred in a television show, george bush was president, taylor swift sang country music and kim kardashian had 300 friends on myspace. she is back with a funny new show called "camping." >> do you want me to sign anything? a waiver, a photo release? >> not unless you're famous. are you? are you famous? because we don't watch much tv. >> i have a fairly popular instagram account. crting 11,00lls. mtlyortherat >> it's fun. >> jimmy: "camping" premiers sunday night on hbo.

please welcome jennifer garner. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: nice to see you. you look beautiful. thank you for coming. you know, i -- i just -- you know, obviously you're very talented and very lovely and all of those things, but you baked a coffee cake for us today that i tasted before the show, and it is unbelievably good. did you really bake that. >> i really will baked it. >> jimmy: you didn't pick it up on a place on the way in. >> no. >> jimmy: and lena dunham was other and talked about this blueberry buckle cake. >> that's kind of why i had to do it. >> jimmy: oh, my god, it was really, really good. >> so glad. n. you're carb-free. >> jimmy: i got spanx and duct

tape going on. >> don't we all. >> jimmy: lena said -- she requested that you bake this cake. >> well, do you know what happened is that i -- this blueberry buckle tradition goes back to charleston, west virginia when i worked at a men's store and at the end offy every summer i would make blueberry buckle for all the tailors and all the people who worked there, and then when i was on "alias" i made it for the crew every year. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> j.j. abrams was in a conversation with lena dunham and jenny conor and he told them she will make blueberry buckle. i hadn't made it in a long time and i felt like now the gauntlet has been thrown. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i had to make the blueberry buckle, but the difference is that now nobody eats carbs. so -- >> jimmy: for real? >> i mean, "alias" was in, i don't know. >> jimmy: before we thdevil, ye >> so it would be consumed. i'd get a coffee truck and everyone would have the best

time. everyone would eat, it i would eat it. now i would just be like people, my whole house smells like a blueberry muffin factory. eat that. eat that buckle. >> jimmy: that is -- to let that blueberry buckle sit there and not be eaten. >> it didn't. they were forced. >> jimmy: you should work at our show. everyone will eat the blueberry buckle. even the ants are disappointed because there's no crumbs left on the cake. >> good. >> jimmy: very nice to see you in the show because you're a very nice person. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: and you playing a different version of that. do you like that playing like a called my character annoying? >> jimmy: well, your character is a little bit annoying. >> well, i like to play nice uplifting people. my mom likes it when i play nice people. >> jimmy: she does. >> she does, but every now and then you want to keep the other

moms and other girl scout leaders and the pta, you want to just remind them that i could go this way. >> jimmy: don't get too comfortable. >> it could be. as a matter of fact, you know what i did yesterday, this is true. the girl scouts were volunteering at this incredible organization baby to baby, and i was one of the girl scout leaders, and i showed up in my minivan at school and i had a minivan full of kids and someone handed me the snack, and i took them to baby to baby to volunteer, and the rest of them had gone to a different location, and i was just there just lik we're here. with five >> jimmy: and no one was there. >> well, someone was there, thank goodness, and they said oh, you're going to volunteer because in l.a. once you've gotten somewhere you're not an example of bloom where you're planted, and the we just -- we just cleaned up and volunteered right where we were. >> jimmy: speaking of blooming

where you planted. you bought a farm, like a big farm. >> i did. >> jimmy: where's the farm? >> it's a farm that -- i mean, i bought it, but it's my family's farm. it's the farm my mom grew up on. it's in locust grove, oklahoma. >> jimmy: locust grove. is it swarming with locusts there is this. >> thank goodness, no, but my mom did grow up there in the dust bowl depression and grew nothing at all except for a big, big summer garden and now it's in my care. my uncle robert lives there, and now it's making -- we're planting. it's actually going to be -- >> jimmy: are you going to plant blueberries for more buckles? >> we're planting 700 blueberry bushes next week. >> jimmy: oh, really, wow. >> yeah. peimon trees and, you know, kael. >> jimmy: how are you going to eat all that have? >> i'm going to make buckle for you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i'll eat it all. >> it's all for this company that i'm a co-founder of called once upon a farm that's fresh,

organic, cold-pressed baby food. >> jimmy: you're actually growing the food yourself. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's fun. >> isn't that cool. >> jimmy: that's very cool. you had another interesting thing going on and i like all the stuff that you're into. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: you have bees in your house. >> they are not in my house because that would be uncomfortable. >> jimmy: on your land. >> this is at my house, in my yard. i have bee hives and that's me. >> jimmy: where do you get a beekeeper's uniform? >> amazon, just like anything else. >> jimmy: wear it for halloween. >> good idea. >> jimmy: do the kids get into the bees. >> the kids is why we had it. had a bookg d my daughter got ithouwhy c'te b bees are in trouble and everyone should have a hive of trees. >> jimmy: no, not everyone. >> you can have a hive of bees. >> jimmy: what if you live in an apartment in new york city.

>> you put them on the roof. it's like the cool thing to do. >> jimmy: are there killer bees we have to worry about because growing up i feared for the africanized bees would come and chase us. >> we have nice bees. >> jimmy: oh, you do. >> once they are smoked and you -- you give them a little something. >> jimmy: marijuana? >> i don't know. you have stoner bees. >> i can't believe that i even knew how to do that. >> jimmy: being real. >> you open up the hive and you pull it out and then kids can say -- she could say that's a worker, that's a drone, that's a guard, you know, if youee queen. >> jimmy: you can tell right away which ones are doing what job. nobody gets stung. >> no. >> jimmy: do you take theey out yourself. >> no. i look at it and watch the nice man do it, but i wear the outfit so that's really --

>> jimmy: you're a regular farmer's market, you really are. >> isn't that something. >> jimmy: congratulations on the show. it's called "camping" that premiers sunday night at 10:00 on hbo. jennifer garner, everybody. we'll be right back with dua lipa. [ applause ] ♪

>> wish me luck. we're about to go into jimmy's house. hopefully scare him a lite bitp. 're go to wake h les go for i

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>> jimmy: welcome back. romany malco and music from carrie underwood is on the way.

but first, i have fallen victim, once again, to a prank. for whatever reason, my wife thinks it's funny to have a famous singer and a bunch of dancers sneak into my house in the middle of the night to wake me up with an impromptu performance. it started a few years ago with rihanna. rihanna did it. and then britney spears did it like six months later and then miley cyrus as well. and wouldn't you know it, dua lipa came to town and it happened again. >> okay. >> wish me luck. >> okay. >> hi. i heard jimmy likes electricity so we're about to find out how much he really loves it.

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>> electricity. so what did you think? do you like electricity? >> i'm pleasantly surprised. what is that? >> anyway. good night. >> good night. you're welcome to stay if you want. >> i think we did good. >> i think you did great from the sound of it. >> i think we did really good. >> how much do you hate us right now? >> you know, this copes happening to me. >> hi. >> welcome, welcome. >> thanks for having us. >> can anything? >> yeah. there we go. thank you. [ applause ]

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welcome back. carrie underwood is on the way. our next guest is a talented man you know from "weeds," "the 40-year-old virgin," "night school," and many more. his new show is called "a million little things," watch it wednesday nights on abc. please welcome romany malco. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know. i haven't seen you in a long time. >> it has -- we need to get up a because he'sking amazing. ic>> inspiring, too.

>> jimmy: i haven't seen you in a while. i feel like i see you every day because there's three billboards on my drive to work, a lot of billboards for my show. >> you're not lying. them billboards are trouble, too. >> jimmy: why? >> people are just coming out of the woodwork asking me for money. >> jimmy: who is? >> people are like hey, rome, my name is ron. yo, dude, i'm trying to get to our family reunion and can i get 500 from you. what family reunion? our family reunion. sure. you take paypal? >> jimmy: no family reunion. >> i go to my cast members, i'm like yeo, yeo, are you getting calls from peopl asking you for money, and they are like no, and i'm like okay, this is a caribbean thing. >> jimmy: is that right? is it a caribbean thing? >> hey, junior, you think i could get $200. my dog is sick. >> jimmy: how do you handle that if the dog is sick, you have to

give the $200? >> they guilt trip me. you know, i happen to be a veterinarian. let me get that address, bro, and if they say their address is like in nigeria, i'm yeah, like, yeah. >> jimmy: not the way to go. where are you, from trinidad? >> first american born in my family. went to school off and on in new york, trinidad and bay town, texas. lived in the projects and lived in the caribbean and also lived in like trailer parks. >> jimmy: and now you live in puerto rico part of the time, right? >> we moved to puerto rico, and we ended up having to relocate because of the hurricane, but, you know, i -- i just needed a break. i needed to be outside of the grid, man, and puerto rico is just beautiful, festive, adult playground. >> jimmy: so interesting to me that you moved to puerto rico and you're always working on all this stuff. table do that. just make the sacrifice. i love the caribbean and people are really festive. it don't matter how many hurricanes hit puerto rico they will find a reason to party.

>> jimmy: is that right? >> dude. >> jimmy: how are things in puerto rico right s tha again. >> jimmy: how are things in puerto rico? >> if i keep it 100, puerto rico is fairly recovered and it's really beautiful and it's great because a lot of people have woken up and now they are doing a lot more solar panels. >> jimmy: right. >> finding more unique ways to genera generate energy and there's a lot of people in the center of the island who aren't as privilege and are still struggling and need resources to rejuvenate their communities. it's hard to watch schools being closed down and stuff like that, but you roll out there and i guarantee you there's a party going on somewhere. >> jimmy: if you visit, the tourism definitely helps puerto rico. >> 100%. if you roll out -- let me make it really clear, you go to rink op, durado, san juan, any place like that in puerto rico, you're not going to want to come home. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: are people in trinidad

upset that you're on a different island. is there a rivalry between the two islands? >> you know what, not really. real talk. the real rivalry is usually -- not a rivalry because the people in the caribbean are so inclusive but the real rivalry is like between the different islands and who can wine better. do y'all know what wining is. >> jimmy: you do. like complaining, i do it all the time. >> no, no, no. can a brother get like a little -- you know. >> jimmy: from me or from them. ♪ >> you have different styles of wining, trinidad hats happy whine. they be like this and then you got jamaicans, they are like >> jimmy: you've got to teach me that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i like that. would i love to learn if you could maybe stay after the show and teach me to do that because there's a bad rumor going around that i don't know how to dance.

>> do it. i got your back. >> jimmy: started by somebody who used to work here. >> yes. i got your back, bro. i got your back. >> jimmy: tell bus this show. for those who haven't see the billboard and called you for money, "a million little pieces." >> the "a million little things." >> jimmy: not a comedy. usually you're in things that are pretty light. "weeds. ". >> and "night school." >> jimmy: this is a pretty heavy show. >> it is really heavy, and, you know, the sacrifice that i made for myself is i wanted to make sure that i got involved in projects that helped further my purpose. i feel like i'm happiest when i feel like i'm doing something for thengt he i do show, p to me andl making me feel less alone where that makes me feel like i'm in a good place. >> jimmy: yeah, you know, and

with "weeds" people would come up to me and say i saw that last episode of "weeds" and you wanna smoke a bowl? and it's hard, too, because you walk around with a heed, and people just think, oh, conrad. they put weed in the back of your hoodie. >> jimmy: really. >> fill the hoodie. i used to get boxes of dog food and it's like why are people sending me dog food? it wasn't dog food, bro. the dog food just throws off the scent. try this, dog. oh, i get it, but, yes, it's a different feeling. nice to be on a job that feels like i won't end up in jail. >> jimmy: yeah, the timing with the law was really bad for you. great to see you. please come back again a lot sooner. the show, called "a million little things yes. >> always do this when we're ending. wednesday night a really big reveal on the show, if you see the show -- i want you to be patient with us, we'll all find out, the cast and other

characters with going to find out about the affair, okay, so be patient with us because it could get really, really ugly and another thing is going to happen and i'm going to figure out how to get rid of this knot on the side of my head [ applause ] >> jimmy: romany malco. watch "a million little things" tomorrow night at 10:00 p.m. here on abc. we'll be right back with carrie underwood. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank my guests and apologies to matt damon. her album is called "cry pretty." here with the song "ghosts on the stereo," carrie underwood. [ cheers and applause ] ♪