that's our report. appreciate your time. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jamie lee curtis. from "first man," olivia hamilton. guillermo on the road to brooklyn. and music from dua lipa. and now, good news, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks very much. hi, welcome. hi, everyone. thank you. that's very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. that's very kind.

on behalf of all of us, we want to extend our best wishes to those who are in the path of the hurricane, hurricane michael is pounding the florida panhandle and georgia. they say this is the most powerful storm to make landfall in the continental united states in more than 25 years. which really makes me wonder why they named it michael. michael is a much too casual name for a hurricane and i'm worried people won't take it seriously. be prepared, michael's coming. oh, good, is he bringing the kids? [ laughter ] michael isn't a very -- it's not a scary name, you know what i'm saying? oh! not -- you're -- you're very, very scary -- no, no, you're very scary, okay? you're a really scary guy. [ laughter ] great, now i've upset him. all right. no, no, don't come back. just -- yes, the snacks are that

way. you know the trump administration moved very quickly to gear up for this hurricane. this is where they really shine. before the storm hits. the president said, we are very well prepared and absolutely ready. he's got more than a dozen rolls of paper towels. [ laughter ] they can be deployed at a moment's notice. [ cheers and applause ] his hair is matted down extra. donald trump was in fake news today with midterm elections less than a month away. the president wrote an op-ed in this morning's edition of "usa today." are any of you staying at a holiday inn express and maybe you saw it? this op-ed really makes me mad. in it trump blasts what he calls the democrats' medicare for all policy. really truly outrageously claiming that he kept a promise to protect coverage for those with pre-existing conditions. he wrote, as a candidate i promised that we would protect coverage for patients with pre-existing conditions and create new health care insurance

options that would lower premiums. i have kept that promise. and we are now seeing health insurance premiums coming down. you didn't keep that promise, that promise was forced on you because john mccain gave you the finger and so you weren't able to not keep that promise. [ cheers and applause ] that's not keeping a promise. and yes, rates will go down in some states but they would have gone down even further in all states if you and your buddies hadn't spent the last year trying to cripple the plan you have now. this is claiming you saved people from drowning after you put a hole in the side of the ship. it's another lie. republicans running in the election are putting all their eggs in daddy donald's basket. their strategy, this is true, according to a republican campaign operative, is to trump people to death. that is their strategy for the midterms. it's also their health care policy. [ laughter ] it's amazing. in ten years we went from yes, we can to, trump people to

death. trump is telling his support is where you vote for congress in november, pretend he's the one on the ballot. that's also what the democrats are telling their supporters, pretend he's the one on the ballot. [ laughter ] the president was trumping them dead in erie, pennsylvania, tonight. last night his comedy tour stopped in council bluffs, iowa, where he managed to turn an attack on democrats into a live yelp review of fox news. >> now the democrats or as some people would say, the dims -- the dims. who says that? lou dobbs. the great lou dobbs, he says that, right? sean hannity says that the dims. sean hannity. judge jeanine says that, doesn't she. laura. laura, how good has laura been, right?

we got a lot of good people. do we like -- do we like tucker? i like tucker. he said it. a lot -- how about steve doocy? how about ainsley? brian? we got a lot of great friends. >> jimmy: more shouts-out than a lil wayne album. [ laughter ] i like to imagine everyone who's on air at fox news nervously waiting to see if their name got mentioned on that list. like those boor bastards on "the five" must be devastated. pack your things, you're done. this to me is the subject the president should be focused on. this happened in orlando. a woman was removed from a frontier airlines flight because of an unapproved emotional support squirrel. that's the woman. she had a squirrel on her lap. you can see she's very angry. the other passengers were very happy to see her go. because the flight was delayed two hours. all the passengers had to get

off the plane because of this squirrel. which wouldn't have been a problem were it not for the 53 emotional support dogs chasing it around the cabin. [ laughter ] [ applause ] but this woman -- the woman who's in need of squirrel support spoke to the local news to explain how it all went down. >> they said we either -- either you walk off the plane, or i'm going to arrest you. there will be trespassing warrants issued for you. and we will take that squirrel. i said, you're not taking my squirrel, sorry. you are not. i refuse. you will not take my baby from me. >> jimmy: that's right, you won't. you will have to pry that weird little squirrel from my cold, dead hands. how intense does your anxiety

have to be that a squirrel is a calming presence in your life? [ laughter ] there's no animal less calm than a squirrel. even when they're eating acorns they're like this. [ laughter ] here's the thing, the squirrel is not a service animal. unless you count starting electrical fires in your attic as a service, they're not an emotional support animal. but this woman is very upset with frontier airlines. frontier airlines, if you don't know, frontier is the airline for people who can't afford to take the bus. [ laughter ] and now they might be in legal trouble. >> she got her squirrel three weeks ago and her psychologist licensed the animal as an emotional support animal. >> i politely informed them, i will own a big portion of this airline. i'm going for blood. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: squirrel blood.

i really hope this trial is on representing the squirrel. the irony is nobody needs an emotional support animal more than a woman who tries to bring a squirrel on a plane. [ laughter ] speaking of travel, we are flying to brooklyn, new york, doing five shows at the beautiful brooklyn academy of music starting this monday night. our friend guillermo is not here right now because he's on the road. he's traveling to new york. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: right. it's not like you were going to get to touch him. [ laughter ] last night guillermo was in atlanta. where he made the local abc news. >> it is time to clear out and prepare for the offseason, but what's next for the braves and their manager? sports director zach kline is next with details. >> hi, it's me, guillermo. i'm here in atlanta. tonight on "jimmy kimmel live." >> jimmy: wow. you're looking at excitement. he has the energy of a man who hasn't eaten a vegetable in a

week. [ laughter ] guillermo is on a bus. this is his ride. he's on the guillermo-bile as we call it. and tonight the guillermo-bile is in chicago at the weiner circle in chicago. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of people are there eater hot dogs. hi, guillermo, how are you doing? >> guillermo: hi, jimmy, i'm doing good, jimmy, i love chicago. i'm here with all these wonderful people. >> jimmy: just so you know, if you're not familiar with the weiner circle, it's a hot dog place where the customers go and they get insulted by the staff. the staff yells things at them, right? like -- >> guillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: what are your names, ladies? >> i'm evelyn. >> i'm puchie. >> jimmy: show us how you insult the customers. using guillermo as your subject. >> no problem. what the [ bleep ] you having? >> guillermo: a hot dog.

>> what type of hot dog? >> guillermo: whatever you want. >> whatever i want? i want to make you legal. [ laughter ] >> we're going to put a weaner a bun for you. >> guillermo: what about for jimmy? >> jimmy? what the [ bleep ] took you so long to get here? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well -- >> six and a half years late. what the [ bleep ]. >> why didn't you invite me on the show? >> jimmy: have you ever heard the expression you get more flies with honey? >> i got the honey for your ass, all right. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go, that's what they do. what's that? >> guillermo: they're single, that's why they're single. >> we'll go on the bus with guillermo later. >> jimmy: all right. >> why the [ bleep ] your name sound like a std, mother bleep ]?

>>immy: do you have any vegan options that are gluten free there at weiner circle? >> you like grilled red snapper? >> guillermo: yeah, sure. can i tip you? >> yes. no, wait, hold on. you just came up, i know jimmy pay you well, better not pull no [ bleep ] single bills out. >> jimmy: all right, all right. all right, listen. who else do you have there with you at wiener circle? the guy in the cubs uniform, he looks familiar to me. >> wiener-circle. wiener-circle. wiener-circle. wiener-circle. >> jimmy: ronnie. ronnie. the people behind you -- >> leave him alone, leave him alone. >> jimmy: ronnie, you should get on the bus with guillermo and do

that the whole way to philadelphia. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: no thank you! >> wiener-circle. >> jimmy: ridiculous, god. okay, well thank you so much. looks like you guys are having a lot of fun. i'm going to leave you now. yes, all right, ronnie. baseball season, it's over. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guillermo. thank you, ladies. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: guillermo, we'll see you in philadelphia tomorrow. today is world mental health day. does ronnie know that? [ laughter ] this is the day on which we shine a light on mental illness. the reason i mention this is because kanye west is scheduled to meet with the president at the white house tomorrow. he's meeting with the president and his son-in-law, don, kan, and jared are getting together. i don't know if you, i want to know what is on the agenda for that. what are donald trump and kanye west going to talk about at

lunch? i wish i could transform into a bottle of ketchup just to listen in on this. but i can't. so we reached out to the president's top adviser, kellyanne conway, who joins us now live from washington, d.c. hello, kellyanne, and thank you for being with us tonight. [ applause ] >> what up? thank you for having me. >> jimmy: yes, you're welcome. kelly, are you okay? what happened to your hair? >> i'm not kellyanne conway anymore. i'm kellyanne kanye. ♪ i love it i love it we down with kanye west. >> jimmy: i had no idea. i did not know that. >> now you know, you fake-ass bitch. >> jimmy: i've been through a lot of abuse at the wiener circle. is the president okay with your new look, with this bald look? >> who do you think shaved my head? >> jimmy: oh, he shaved your head? >> that's right. and he's using my hair as a weave. ♪ i love it i love it >> jimmy: let's talk about this meeting between the president and kanye west tomorrow. >> the two most stable geniuses in the whole wide world.

>> jimmy: right. >> yeezy and breezy. >> jimmy: and what are breezy and preezy going to talk about? >> prison reform, space force, haters, losers, tweeting in all caps, and kim's big, round, beautiful butt. >> jimmy: well, you know kim kardashian does have an impressive rear end. but that doesn't really seem like -- >> not kim kardashian. kim jong-un. get your head out of the gutter, weinstein jr. >> jimmy: sorry. why is kanye meeting with jared? jared kushner? >> because he's producing jared's hip-hop album. >> jimmy: jared kushner is making a hip-hop album? >> true dat. his rap name is nepotizm. his flow is tight, yo. jared is the greatest rapper of all-time. >> jimmy: i find that very hard to believe mpl i find your face hard to believe. here's your album. "premium kush." dropping november 6th. >> jimmy: oh, wow.

[ applause ] i will check that out on spotify. >> your homegirl, kellyanne conway, is featured on one of the tracks. >> oh, really? >> want to hear me spit? >> jimmy: i'd love to hear you spit, unfortunately we don't have -- >> yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! drop me a dope-ass beat! ♪ >> jimmy: all right. oh, it's lester. ♪ when i say fake you say news ♪ fake -- news -- fake -- news ♪ my name is kellyanne conway i grab them by the [ bleep ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, kellyanne, that's plenty. kellyanne conway -- >> yeah, suck it, bitches. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from dua lipa. from "first man," olivia hamilton is here. be right back with jimmy lee curtis! a once-in-five hundred year storm

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>> jimmy: hello there, welcome. tonight from "first man," olivia hamilton is here. then, fresh off breaking into my home, her song is called "electricity," dua lipa from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, dakota johnson and ike barinholtz will be here. and we'll have music from tom morello with portugal the man. our first guest is a two-time golden globe winning actress who goes with the month of october like candy corn and pumpkin spice. forty years after the original, she is back to face michael myers again in an all-new "halloween." it opens a week from friday. please welcome jamie lee curtis. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: you never know who's around. >> no, i wasn't looking for who was around, i was trying to see if it was comfortable. >> jimmy: and it's not, right? >> no, it's not bad. i it was not designed by a man. >> jimmy: oh. >> some woman, maybe your lovely wife, was the one responsible for a good, firm back rest. >> jimmy: we do want it to be firm and not too comfortable, because if it's comfortable people have a tendency to go like this. >> no, for women that's really nasty. i get to talk to you. >> jimmy: what this is? please talk to me. >> you, come here. >> jimmy: yes, oh -- are you going to read my palms? >> i don't do late night television. >> jimmy: well -- oh. >> i don't. >> jimmy: well, please stay. [ laughter ] >> i am only here because you

are such a good guy. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> really, i find it all very hostile, late night television. and you can be pointed, certainly, but you have such a beautiful heart and we have a connection with children's hospital of los angeles. >> jimmy: very good. >> you are a nice man. you are truly -- by the way, my family, very big fans in my family of you. my husband christopher, my daughter annie, who's soon to be married, and my son tom, who really actually doesn't like you so much. >> jimmy: oh, really. [ laughter ] >> but it's fine. >> jimmy: all i hear -- > i'm sured >> over. >> i was a little surprise the at how salty your late night -- because i go to bed early, people. i will never see this. >> jimmy: you will not. >> i will be so asleep. >> jimmy: let's do something crazy, then.

>> you wouldn't do it on national television. it's all crazy. anyway. i was raised well, by the beautiful janet lee, raised here in the city of angels. [ applause ] >> jimmy: nice. >> and i was raised well. it is our first time ever meeting. it is our first time -- my first time on your show. here in this weird sort of place, which is fine. so i brought you a little gift. and before i present my gift, it is a gift -- >> jimmy: thank you. >> i want to explain to it you. >> jimmy: yes. >> you know my husband. >> jimmy: i do, yes. i had the pleasure of sitting next to your husband at a dinner. we talked for 90 minutes. >> about? >> jimmy: fly fishing. [ laughter ] >> no, i knew this. >> jimmy: to the point where people were getting annoyed around us going, what are you guys talking about? >> so here's the thing. i'm a sports girl, i love i spor,hink dt'ho know what i mean? like tennis players.

hot. >> jimmy: right, okay. >> you know? djokovic, hot. golfers, hot. >> jimmy: really, golfers, okay. [ laughter ] >> oh, way so. >> jimmy: really? >> super dressed, super cute. you know, it's very stylish to be an athlete now. very hot outfits and stuff. >> jimmy: okay. >> here's the problem i have. >> jimmy: what? >> the whole fishing thing? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> the clothes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the bucket hat. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the colors. which are all that sort of puce, moss green color. it's all nasty, everything's a little wet and smelly. but here's the point. i was trying to figure out -- because you dress well. my husband, he's very gorgeous. >> jimmy: this is not what i normally wear. [ laughter ] >> but there's some bond that you guys have. and i was trying to figure out, what is it? what is it that drives you guys to that? because you guys are sophisticated, smart, whip-sharp

guys. political. so what is it? and i figured it out. because i went to buy you a hostess gift. >> jimmy: oh. >> and it is a box of flies from a fly shop. >> jimmy: oh, wonderful. >> well, wait. and this is what i learned. >> jimmy: okay. >> when i was buying them, this is what i learned about you and my husband. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> and others like you. >> jimmy: yes, there is a group. [ laughter ] >> these are the names of thegh >> jimmy: ah, yes. every pattern has its own name. >> yellow humpy. [ laughter ] damsel. rusty spinner. two-bit hooker. [ laughter ] ride, sally, ride. [ laughter ] hot butt. and last but not least -- stimulater. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it gets lonely out on

the river, you know? >> you see, this is -- now i understand. because the whole thing i was like, you guys are like fogies. >> jimmy: yes. we've skipped right to grandparenthood, yes. >> but now i know. there's a whole -- >> jimmy: you know why we wear rubber pants, yes. [ laughter ] you never go fly fishing with your husband? >> you know what, really? >> jimmy: no, nothing, huh? >> no. i mean, it's fine. it's fun. it's a little solitary. >> jimmy: sure, yeah, that's the nice part about it. >> and cold and wet. >> jimmy: a little bit. >> i like being outside, i like nature. i like the process. but i prefer to leto do it for hours and hours and hours and hours. >> jimmy: do you have hobbies he has no interest in? or he maybe has outright disdain for? do you have hobbies? >> i think he has outright disdain for most.

>> jimmy: i learned something very interesting about you -- >> i'm going to straighten your tie. >> jimmy: you're an inventor, you hold patents. >> i do. i patented -- so i have two children. i mentioned annie and tom. who doesn't like you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. right. >> it's not that he doesn't like you, i don't think he knows you. >> jimmy: he's not from tom and tom, is he? [ laughter ] [ applause ] sorry, we had a chat with the audience. >> anyway. my daughter was a baby -- >> jimmy: mine was too, both of them. [ laughter ] >> isn't it amazing how that happens. and she was -- you know, she had done something in her diaper and i needed to change it. i was in the kitchen. and i don't know anybody else has had this, yeah, i had her on the counter. and i opened the diaper. like whoa! >> jimmy: right. >> it was heavy-duty. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i needed the wipes. and you see the wipes -- >> jimmy: are far away.

>> were there. and she -- was here. well, she is now. she's there. the diaper's off. the idea is, do i replay the diaper? lift her up to carry it? or -- >> jimmy: right, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> like this. then there's that moment. that tiny little moment where you just -- and it's a big, wide counter. you're like, three, two, one, go! >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. that's a dangerous moment. >> so what happened, what happened is, in that moment, i said, ah. i need to invent a diaper that has a weiner built into the diaper. and i invented dipe and wipe, diapers and wipers in one. and i patented it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: can you buy this? >> no. >> jimmy: you cannot buy it? >> it was --

>> jimmy: why can't you buy it? >> because i'm -- i'm exhausted. >> jimmy: tired yeah, taking care of children is hard. >> i'm seriously winded, a little sweaty gl can i get you a diaper weiner? >> i didn't produce it because at the time it little land-filly. >> jimmy: now we know that we're only going to be around another 25, 30 years tops. >> now they bio degrade. >> jimmy: we've got to get you on "shark tank." do you know what that is? oh, when we come back -- >> does it have to do with fishing? >> jimmy: it has nothing to do with fishing. [ laughter ] jamie lee curtis is here. "halloween" is her movie. we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: that is jimmy lee curtis in "halloween." it opens october 19th. >> i'm on your tv show, i'm so surprised i'm on your tv show. >> jimmy: i'm pleasantly surprised. >> i'm very happy be here. kind of. >> jimmy: when people open the door -- when you open the door on halloween and you see kids -- >> nobody comes to my house. >> jimmy: nobody comes? [ laughter ] they don't get excited? >> nobody comes. i put the candy out. i always am hoping. nobody comes. there's the candy the next morning and i eat it. >> jimmy: i want to confess i have not seen the movie, although i've read excellent reviews of the movie. i'll tell you why, because i cannot catch scary movies. >> hey, you and me. >> jimmy: really, you will not watch -- >> no. only because i did hear on your show -- i'm not a big review reader although people have been calling me and saying, whoa. then they sent me one that i did

see. six words. >> jimmy: what are the words? >> it says, "you will freak the [ bleep ] out." [ laughter ] and it was from david fear at "rolling stone" magazine. i wrote the marketing team and i said, i think we're done. because that's as good as you're going to get. that's as good for me as "in space, no one can hear you scream." put that on a billboard," you will freak the [ bleep ] out," and you'll go, okay, i'll go. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a powerful sentence. >> that's a powerful enticement to get you to come to the movie. >> really appreciate you coming in. >> i appreciate you. >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> thank you for everything. >> jimmy: for the flies. >> thank you for everything you stand for. >> jimmy: you're very kind. >> for everything you say and for your bravery. >> jimmy: thank you for your work at children's hospital as well. jimmy lee curtis, everyone! "halloween" opens october 19th. we'll be right back. watch your back, cole!

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>> jimmy: welcome back,

olivia hamilton and dua lipa are here but before we get to them i want to talk about a former guest, alex honnold. alex is a rock climber who did something unbelievable. he climbed a 3,000-foot rockface called el capitan without a rope. which was such an amazing feat it inspired our very own guillermo to achieve a similar goal. >> hi, i'm guillermo here with alex honnold, the star of "free solo" where he free solo climbed el capitan. to celebrate i'm going to climb to the top of el capitan theater. you get it? el capitan theater? and you climbed -- >> yeah, i get it. i want to see you climb it. >> before we do it, can we have some tequila? >> i think that's probably a bad idea. >> oh, all right. alex, if i wear this north face jacket will i be a good climber like you? >> i think you will, that's all it takes. >> i'll see you at the top. >> no, wait, you should plan out this building the way you would

a mountain. when i free soloed, i spent a year and a half mapping the moves, figuring out how to climb it -- guillermo? >> up here! >> whoa, how'd you get up there? >> i don't know.has not you do , alex! alex, what are you waiting for, come up! >> dicky: the north face. never stop exploring. see alex honnold in "free solo" in select theaters right now. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with olivia hamilton! we'll be right back with olivia hamilton! was ahead of its time. [ indistinct radio chatter ] still, we never stopped making it stronger. faster. smarter. because to be the best, is to never ever stop making it better.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. moviegoers first took note of our next guest playing "bree, the gluten-free girl" in the movie "la la land." now you can see her as pat white, wife of apollo astronaut ed white in the movie "first man." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to olivia hamilton. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: it's very good to have you here. you almost missed me. >> i know. overwhelming. it's my first time. >> jimmy: it's your first talk show. it's good to have you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: just once the nitrous kicks in, you'll be fine. [ laughter ] everything okay? you all right? how did you get into acting? let's start at the beginning of your life. >> okay. so -- >> jimmy: maybe not the beginning, i know what happened at the beginning. my parents did the same disgusting thing. [ laughter ] >> i did a lot of acting growing up. and then i felt i needed something more secure. >> jimmy: right. >> i studied economics. and worked at goldman sachs and mckinsey. then i had kind of an awakening. >> jimmy: at what age? >> 23-ish. >> jimmy: you were well on your way into this career in

financial whatever? >> i was on the path. >> jimmy: on the path. did people tell you, what are you doing? why are you getting off the path? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. >> it was crazy. >> jimmy: you did not listen? >> no. >> jimmy: why? what happened? what made you decide to do it? >> the moment i remember that i realized i wanted to be an actor was when i was watching "parks and rec." >> jimmy: really, okay. [ laughter ] >> and i saw this football player i went to college with. and he had a little bit part on the show. and i just felt this rush of jealousy. >> jimmy: oh. >> overwhelmed with jealousy. i had to turn it off, i couldn't watch anymore. >> jimmy: wow. >> it was visceral. >> jimmy: and that football player was o.j. simpson? [ laughter ] it was not o.j. simpson? >> no. >> jimmy: no. so -- wow. that's weird. have you run into that football player at all? >> we're friends. i don't think he knows that story. >> jimmy: oh, well, he inspired youayo t int acting. i mentioned in your

introduction, you got married two weeks ago. >> i did. >> jimmy: to damian truesell. who is phenomenally talented and looks like he's 12. >> yes. >> jimmy: why aren't you on a honeymoon if you got married two weeks ago? >> i mean, what do you want to be doing on your honeymoon? no, we had 24 hours in paris, and we're promoting "first man." this is the primary goal right now. >> jimmy: when your husband directs the movie, do you have to audition for the movie? >> yes. he made me audition. >> jimmy: you did. did he sit there like this? >> no, he kind of had me go through casting and the producers. >> jimmy: he did, i see. he said, i'm going to -- >> he didn't want to be to blame. >> jimmy: right, exactly. yeah, because it's a little bit weird. jimmy lee curtis was here. her husband is a very talented genius director as well. and you guys now have this -- but they've never worked together, whereas you've done both movies with him. >> yes.

>> jimmy: that's nice, isn't it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you expect to be in all of his films? >> no. >> jimmy: well -- why not? >> all right, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to ask you about something. emma stone was here a couple years ago. after "la la land" won golden globes. take a look at this video. because -- >> damian truesell. >> he won, that's you there, he looks nervous, he's confused. he first hugs ryan gosling. then a bit of a traffic jam. let's look at that in slow tion. see if we can figure out what happened there. i better go -- wait, yeah, hold on, sorry. emma stone apologizes. was emma at the wedding? if so, when they said you may kiss the bride, did she -- [ laughter ] -- interfere? >> no, i'm glad you're asking about this. emma has taken the blame for this moment and it was my fault.

>> jimmy: how is it your fault? >> well, in the award shows leading up to the globes, damian, couple of times he would win, and kind of be in a days, just get up and head to the stage, hug ryan gosling on the way, accept his award. >> jimmy: right. >> it became this pattern that was a little bit embarrassing for me. >> jimmy: oh, because he was going for ryan. >> he'd hug ryan every time, not me. [ laughter ] so i said to him before the globes, angel, if you win maybe you could hug me first? or hug me at all? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so then he gets -- he wins and he gets up and does the same thing. he hugs ryan. >> jimmy: right. then -- >> then realizes. he's going to be in trouble. so he turns, pivots quickly. >> jimmy: right. >> which i would have been -- emma was next in line, right? but he turned and hugged me. you know. >> jimmy: yeah, and there's -- ironically the movie was so well choreographed, and that moment was so poorly choreographed.

[ laughter ] >> true, ya-ya. >> jimmy: do people know you call him angel? and will you tell angel i think he did a great job with the movie? [ laughter ] [ applause ] angel is very, very talented. please tell him i said that. >> oh my god, what have i done? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you know what, it's the drugs. it's the drugs we give. we give the guests drugs before they come out. well, thank you so much for being here. the movie is terrific, "first man." it opens in theaters on friday. olivia hamilton, everyone! be right back with dua lipa! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank my guests and apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. this is her single, it's called "electricity." dua lipa!

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