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smart phone that's about the size of a credit card. a san francisco startup purchased the name and designed the device with steph curry as the face of the campaign. it's available through verizon, it cost $350. you can share the phone number of another smartphone with the palm for $10 a month. >> look at the size of that thing. >> i know. >> it will fit in your pocket. >> remember when that used to be like that? >> mindy is here. >> the 49ers have always said they're worthy of primetime, and for 59 minutes tonight, they were. but california's public schools rank 44th in the nation.
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the 49ers' monday night football at lambeau field. despite san francisco's record, this was a game made for primetime. the 49ers held the lead late. but they gave rodgers one opportunity too many. and if you were wondering, temperatures hovered around freezing. career night for goodwin. this is for 67 yards. one of two scores for him. niners led by four at the half. packers sfa ererser f roer ye30-30. 49ers trying to end it in regulation. deep to goodwin again, but kevin king is there for the interception. rodgers drove the packers the
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other way, setting up a 27-yard game winner as time expired. niners lose 33-30. >> yeah, it hurts. it's tough, because you're so close. you feel like you should have won the game. but just got to get back on the horse. >> we didn't get it done. we had a chance to win today. to give aaron a chance with the ball like that, he's done that a lot of times. it's after midnight, so the warriors's opener is tonight at oracle. russell westbrook is out. shawn livingston for the warriors is questionable. draymond green will play but will be limited. steve kerr is more concerned about where to put the new guys. >> the score group is together, but a lot of new faces. that means the combinations will have to feel out. >> it's going to be different,
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because we have a lot of different players here. >> dodgers/brewers, game three of the nlcs. milwaukee's orlando garcia homered twice in the regular season. he has three home runs in six postseason games. bases loaded, bottom of the ninth, two outs for l.a. and brian dozier with the tying run, he just watches the ball go by. dodgers struck out a postseason record 14 times. 4-0, the final. the brewers lead the series two games to one. this sports report is sponsored by river rock casino. unbelievable for the dodgers. 14 strikeouts. in game one, they leave a tying run right there. guess we
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so, let's talk about conference calls. there's always a certain amount of fumbling. a lot of times it doesn't work. we have problems. comcast business goes beyond fast. by letting you make and receive calls from any device using your business line. and conference calls you can join without any dial-ins or pins. (phone) there are currently 3 members in this conference. i like that. i like that too.
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comcast business. it's my job to protect as a public safety,pg&e, keeping the powerlines clear while also protecting the environment. the natural world is a beautiful thing. the work that we do helps protect it. public education is definitely a big part of our job, to teach our customers about the best type of trees to plant around the powerlines. we want to keep the power on for our customers. we want to keep our communities safe. this is our community. this is where we live. we need to make sure that we have a beautiful place for our children to live. together, we're building a better california.
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all right. that is our report. we appreciate your time. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama daetz. thanks for joining us. >> have a good night. ♪ >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live" presented by google. tonight, adam sandler, and from the empire state building, music from eminem with cleto and the cletones. and now, hello, brooklyn. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thank you very much. thank you. hello. thank you. appreciate that. seriously, relax. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, welcome. welcome. hello, brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. i appreciate it. please, please be seated. as they say in church. well, thank you very much. we are -- for those of you have watching at home, we are on the road this week. we are in brooklyn, new york at the howard gilman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music. what a beautiful place this is. i'm glad to be back. i had to come back. i still have like $8 on my metro card. it's so much fun to be here. everyone is so welcoming. you know, there's a perception that new yorkers are rude, and it really isn't true. there's not a lot of phony chitchat that goes on in other places. for instance, my wife and i and
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the kids, we got in friday night. we went to dinner on saturday, and so we go to dinner. i get out of the car, this is true, and there were -- there was a car with four guys right in front of us. four guys gets out of the car and one of them sees me, hey, i know you. you're on tv. david letterman. david letterman. they were all pretty excited to see david leftman, i have to say. we are here for a week. we're here until friday night, and then we go back to l.a. this is a limited engage president, just like pete davidson and ariana grande. [ applause ] i know. i was sad about it, too, but our staff is having a lot of fun, maybe too much fun. we brought about 250 people with us from l.a., and this is an e-mail that went out this morning. this is day one. this is for real. subject line. no smoking in hotels. please, remember, there is no smoking or vaporing of any kind allowed in any of our hotel
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rooms, not even if you blow it out the window. what kind of a police state is this? in l.a. we smoke wherever we want. guillermo, was that you? where's guillermo? where's my security man guillermo? i'm left unprotected. oh, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] look at you. you look like a local. wow, you sure do love new york, don't you? >> guillermo: i do, jimmy. i love new york. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes. it looks like swallod you're really blending . are you having fun far? >> guillermo: a lot of fun, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. we have a great show for
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everyone tonight. brooklyn's own adam sandler is here. and he came all the way from detroit to be here, eminem from the top of the empire state building. [ applause ] we are a meeting, and they asked me who would you like to play from the top of the empire state building? and i said it is the em-pier state building. let's ask eminem and he love&-p. before we get to that, i have a quick new york question. is donald trump the president here, too? >> no. >> jimmy: well, back in l.a. he is, and it's not going great. did you see the "60 minutes" interview last night in the president sat down with stahl at times, an at-time contemptious interview. but at other times it went really well. >> i never knew how dishonest
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the media was. i didn't say that as a sound bite. >> i'm going to change the subject again. >> when you ask a question about separation, when obama did it, you don't want to hear it. >> i'm going to run your answer but you did it four times. >> i'm just telling you that you treated me much differently on the subject. >> i disagree. but i don't want to have that fight with you. >> okay. it's okay. meantime, i'm president and you're not. >> jimmy: so charming. i get the feeling he ends conversations like that a lot. this is good tape. this made the rounds today. this is just wonderful. take a look -- speaks to lesley, the painting in the background here. this masterpiece is hang at the white house. that's president bush, the other president bush,
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eisenhower, lincoln and ford. what a beautifully crafted piece of narcissim that is. it's hard to figure out which piece of insanity to focus on, the fact that richard nixon and abraham lincoln in this scenario are friends and the fact that donald trump weighs less than 200 pounds in this painting but suffice it to say it's not very realistic. you know what would be more realistic. this painting makes more sense than the other one. [ applause ] speaking of dogs, have you seen the little trump statuettes around town? there's a local artist other in brooklyn who came up with a creative and canine friendly outlet with his dislike for president trump. >> phil gable has created five small stout use of donald trump and the stat views signs on them that read "pee on me."
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>> jimmy: one thing new yorkers don't need is a sign giving them permission to poo on me. there are five little busts around the park. you can pee on donald trump, but the bad news is the statue likes it. another interesting thing happening. all sorts of little things happening here in brooklyn. one of them is the museum of pizza. it just opened in williamsburg. it's next door to the museum of lactose intolerance, a museum that chronicles the history pizza, from i guess the beginning of pizza to the end of pizza. tickets are $35. turns out pizza was invented in italy. i didn't know that. there's even a cheese cave. that's a cheese cave but looks more like the set of a musinex commercial. the curator of the museum wanted to celebrate something everyone associates with new york and pizza sounded better than the museum of bed bugs. pizza it is. so many great restaurants in new
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york. more than any place. whenever i'm here i like to try something new. there's a restaurant in the east village called black ant. getting a lot of attention. i wanted to try it and didn't want to go alone, so i invited my young neve use and cousin jimmy's kids to join me on an adventure and glarmo auillermo took the kids out for dinner and a surprise. >> here it is. >> yup. >> right through there. >> welcome to the black ant. here is your table. follow me. >> jimmy: thank you very much. this is a mexican food restaurant. do you like mexican food? >> i like some of it. i like tacos. >> you like tacos. >> jimmy: guillermo. >> guillermo: i love mexican food, yes. >> welcome, welcome. jimmy. i'm the chef of black ant restaurant in west village. we prepare tonight for you guys a little tasting menu. we hope you guys enjoy it.
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>> jimmy: this is one of the best restaurants in new york so this is going to be a great meal. thank you. >> hope you enjoy. ♪ >> so we're going to start, guys, with our gawk mole and some blackened salts. >> jimmy: what is that? >> blackened salts. >> those are black ants. >> my restaurant mexican place. >> jimmy: thank you, we just eat those right there on the chips. >> very good. enjoy. dig in, fellas. [ laughter ] >> i thought we were going to go out and get burgers and something like that. it winded up we were going to have ants and buggs for dinner. >> i'm not eating black ants. >> what do you mean? >> i don't want to.
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>> jimmy: that's the whole thing. >> i guess i'll try it. >> jimmy: just have a little. just experiment. >> all right. >> jimmy: do you like it? >> it's an odd taste but it's very good. >> jimmy: there you go. ♪ >> it's all right. >> jimmy: the ants really get stuck in your teeth, you know. >> yeah. >> when people hear i'm related to jimmy kimmel, think they that's so cool and like now they will see it's not that cool. >> this is your second course, guys. >> jimmy: that looks good. >> watermelon with jamaican jelly and some grasshoppers. >> jimmy: oh, grasshoppers. >> you guys like grasshoppers. >> never tried it before. >> jimmy: dig in. i guess we can pick this right up. >> what do you think. >> eat it. >> this is honestly like my worst nightmare.
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>> jimmy: matteo, what do you think? do you like that one? everybody all right? >> i can't believe i put a jacket on for this. i may throw up. >> jimmy: good. >> guillermo: open big. >> jimmy: what do you think about adults who would come to this restaurant and spend a good amount of money to eat here? >> crazy. >> jimmy: seems crazy to you? >> jimmy: i can't wait to see what's next. maybe it will be a soup are flies in it, and we can say waiter, there's a fly in my soup and he'll go i know. >> here we go. i've got a warm taco with peppers and calamari tortilla. >> jimmy: thank you. do you like worm tacos?
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>> no. >> jimmy: how do you know? >> i have a feeling i'm not going to. >> jimmy: i'll have the first bite. what do you think, guys? >> i don't even want to. >> jimmy: you guys are going to love it. >> all right. i'll give it a try. >> guillermo: just don't think about it. just go for it. >> jimmy: that's how guillermo eats. he doesn't think about it. >> jimmy: don't forget the worm. get the worms in there. that's what is gives it the zing. nice. what do you think, mateo, you love it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's recap, we've had ants, grasshoppers and worms. which did we like best? >> ants. >> jimmy: ants. you know what we're going to have for dessert senator. >> what? >> jimmy: we're going to eat boogers. >> what? >> jimmy: human boogers for dessert. i'm just kidding. not going to have boogers for
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dessert. listen, i don't want the chef to feel bad about the food. >> he should feel bad. >> jimmy: he should feel bad. do me a favor when he comes out, just tell him how much you loved everything, okay, and be specific, all right. >> okay. >> how is everything, guys. >> jimmy: i'll let these guys speak for themselves. matteo, what do you think? >> it was good. very spicy. >> i loved it had. >> the worm wag -- >> i loved the worm. i liked the ants, especially the watermelon, yeah, very good. i'll definitely come back here with my parents another day. >> spicy and good. >> real el the best part was the water, but i guess you can say the chips was the second best. >> thank you, guys. >> jimmy: i think you've got some converts here. they really loved it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you guys want more? >> i'm full. >> i'm good for the day. we'll come back. >> uncle jimmy wants to have a good time with his nephews, like
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go to the water park. >> jimmy: you guys want to get out of here? >> yeah. >> jimmy: guillermo you get the check. thanks, everybody. thank you. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: who wants some ants on their pizza? >> they are black. the kind you guys like, a little bit? isn't it fun when uncle jimmy comes to town? >> no. >> jimmy: i had fun. there they are matteo, thomas and james, well done, is fellows. you know what, maybe tomorrow night we'll go out and eat a rat. what do you think? >> no. >> jimmy: we have a great show. we have music from eminem. ,nd wll be atop the back with adam sandler from brooklyn. brooklyn. [phone ringing] oh, no, no, no, no... go back to bed...
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