♪ >> jimmy: hey, look at this. welcome back to night one of our weeklong visit from the brooklyn academy of music. tonight, his album is called "kamikaze." as you can see, the cover is an homage to a popular rap trio. thanks to the google pixel three, eminem from the empire state building. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. tomorrow night, we have a great week. i hope you join us all week. tomorrow night, john krasinski will be here. y he lives in brooklyn now. st. vincent will be here. and later this week, cardi b, julia louis dreyfus, bryan cranston, mike birbiglia, alexandria ocasio cortez. and we will have music from j balvin, bebe rexha, paul shaffer and wutang clan.

that's how we close out the week. [ applause ] i cannot think of a better guest to start this week than our guest tonight. he is a bensonhurst-born billionaire with a great new netflix comedy special. it's called "100% fresh." it premieres one week from tomorrow. please welcome adam sandler. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. how are you doing? >> jimmy, this is my -- this is my little sunny, everybody, and show came here to new york with me, and she misses her mom and sister so jimmy was nice enough

to say it was okay to say i had to them. you want to go? >> jimmy: yes. been watching at home. >> right. go ahead, and say hi. >> hi, mom me, hi sadie. i miss you and i hope you're having a fun time. >> jimmy, i'm surprised that she does an adam sandler impression. >> jimmy: oh, you do. will you please do that for us. >> can she look at a particular camera or something. >> jimmy: just look straight ahead and go ahead and hit >> all right. >> jimmy: that's cute. how are you? >> thank you. >> jimmy: my nephews, they eat bugs. >> honey, don't stay here. i might get dirty. go in the back with grandma. >> jimmy: you don't want to have you hear what has to say.

>> jimmy: maybe i should clear all the kids out of here. how are you? >> great to see you, buddy. >> jimmy: you bring your family around. you're a very family-oriented man in general. >> absolutely. i'm addicted to them and i love being with them and when i'm not with them i'm very, very depressed. >> jimmy: how do you like the goatee? >> this is not something i grew. brooklyn is so -- i went over the brooklyn bridge and it automatically grew on me. when i go back to manhattan it will go away. >> jimmy: i mentioned you were born in bensonhurst. >> where. >> jimmy: i grew up in mill basin, king's county hospital i was born. >> i was m ha monites. >> jimmy: we grew up three or four miles from each other and are almost exactly the same age. >> i'm older than you. i found out last time. i don't want to say it. i don't think my kid knows how old i am. i'm 52. >> jimmy: how old were you when you moved out of brooklyn?

>> 5. >> jimmy: 5 years old. >> i moved to new hampshire. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, new england. good to see you guys. so what happens is my parents are very brooklyn, very brooklyn. we moved to new hampshire, and it's first grade, and i'm very nervous about moy first day of school, and i say to my dad i'm scared of the boys. they are going to be nasty to me and blah, blah, blah, and my father in a very brooklyn way said go find the biggest kid and just knock him out. [ laughter ] and i was like knock out the biggest kid, and i said for what? and he said for being the biggest kid. all right. he did nothing wrong and i should knock him out. just let them all know. mark your turf. i go all right, fine. i'm terrified that i have to do this. i get to school. first day i'm the biggest kid there. literally like 14 new hampshire kids just beat the living crap out of my. >> jimmy: sounds like your dad gave you a lot of really great

advice. >> i'll show you what it is. no, no, no. i brought this special because of my father passed away a while ago. i stole this. my mother let me take you this from his closet. shows you how brooklyn my my myy father fathe father -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. that's real your dad's sfwhelt. >> yes. >> jimmy: did he ever use this? do you still have family here in brooklyn? >> everybody passed away. >> jimmy: everybody did. >> jimmy: as a result of this? >> my father made sure everybody passed away. they didn't pay on time. no. so i was in -- i -- i was doing a move "the cobbler" a few years ago, and we were doing a scene in the cemetery and i tell my mother i'm shooting in a cemetery. oh, grandma is buried there, and literally like six stops away

from where i was shooting i saw my grandmother's name and i went over and said i had to grandma and stuff, and that was nice and then it reminded me of my grandma's funeral so my grandmother passed away. had the funeral in brooklyn. >> jimmy: how old are you? >> i was going to nyu. so i was 18. terrible. i loved my grandma very much. anyways, there was a -- on the bqe, we were driving to the funeral, all lined up, all driving in different cars. me and my brother were in a car and i was in a buick century and i had a great car. i was last -- i was driving, and then there was like six or seven cars going to the funeral, and then my car broke down on the bqe, and we couldn't follow. saw the cars taking off and i'm like oh, no, we're out and we pulled to the side and just on the side of the b question and we were just waiting and me and my brother are like what are wey going to do. we got out and laid on the hood

and suntanned ourselves until somebody came back and then my father, like 20 minutes later pulls up on the highway and goes what happened? and i was like it broke down. and he goes get in! and i was like what about the car. leave it. and we go and do did the funeral, and -- and we eat and all that stuff. ate at juniors cheese change, and then i was like what about the car? let's get the car. literally nothing left by the time -- i don't even think all four hubcaps, one hubcap and my brother. the. >> jimmy: you buried your grandma and your car on the same day. very sad. >> exactly. >> jimmy: was your dad a yankees fan in. >> well, eventually he was. when the dodgers left he became a yankee fan. >> jimmy: a brooklyn dodgers fan. >> a very big sandy koufax fan. my mother was a very big harold

koufax fan who was our pedestrian and apparently she used to cheat on my father with him. >> jimmy: you moved when you were you 5. do you notice how the ways brooklyn has changed when you drive around here? >> yes, sure. it's very nice now. it's funny. when i was young, the brooklyn zoo was just like -- i remember polar bears ripped somebody's head off, and threw -- threw it around and played catch with it. i went by recently, and i saw one of the polar bears was having bubble tea and recognized me, and i was like, hey, i like "bunch drunk love" but none of the others. >> jimmy: very. >> they polar bears. we'll take a break and come back. adam's new comedy special is great. you'll love it. called "100% fresh."

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♪ make you a mom if you made me a dad ♪ ♪ oh, it's been so much fun growing old with you ♪ ♪ i love you the only one i'm thinking of ♪ make decisions with you, try new positions with you ♪ ♪ even sit two times in a row ♪ >> that's adam sandler, "$100 fresh," his new comedy special coming to netflix a week from tomorrow. >> that song -- i sang that song to my wife at the end of the special. >> jimmy: it's very sweet actually. not just funny. there are are a number of touching moments in the special. i thought it was great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: this is first one in 20 years, right? >> i didn't ever expect to do this ever again.

i was so happy to become a movie star. i was like let me just do movies, man, and then all my friends do standup still and talk about how much fun they have on the road so i started doing again and then i started getting really into it, and then some of -- ted soranos from netflix saw mow do it and said you should do a special and i said maybe. worked on it, worked on it for a couple of years. i do a bunch of standup and songs. >> jimmy: a lot of songs in it, yeah. >> i sing that one to my wife because i say so many jokes about my wife and what goes on and i make up stuff, but -- but i made sure i -- at the end of the special i told her i loved her. >> jimmy: she ultimately allows you. >> yes. she stares a little extra long. like, what are you saying i do? i never did that in my life. >> jimmy: the song you do about your bar mitzvah and there's animation that goes along with it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that story true? >> it's -- we try to come up with silly rhymes and stuff, but

it was funny. we wrote that bar mitzvah boys song and i didn't flay that much on the road, and then we were in newark, and i'm like there's going to be some jews here, so i played the bar mitzvah boy and behind me is there animation and david and robert schmeichel, works with robert a lot and did a bunch of cartoons behind me. >> jimmy: that came out great. how many cities did you shoot the special in? >> oh, man. it's like 40 different places throughout the special, i think. i was in so many great places, and i sang -- i was in wisconsin. i sing a tribute to chris farley on the special. >> jimmy: yeah. that actually made me cry. it's very speweet. >> it's very sweet and it shows footage of chris. he's from wisconsin because he's from there. that was amazing. >> jimmy: what do you think he would think of that song singing so tatterly about him? >> he would be proud.

in the song i say his name like six or seven times and every time i say his name the place goes bananas for him like he's still here. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> has a big effect. he would love of it. >> jimmy: who did you show the special to? i know, for instance, jennifer anniston told me have you to see this. i've watched it six times. do you show it to friends or just the show "friends"? >> jimmy: i know you did a movie together. >> i showed it to matt la blank. >> jimmy: what did chandler think of it? >> what happened was i was doing a movie with jen this summer, and i was editing that special and finished it, and she kept saying i want to see that special and i showed it to her, and you -- and you e-mail the special and then -- because you don't want it to get hacked and it goes away in a day. so anyways i showed it to her, and a couple days hater she's

like i really like that. can you send that to me again and she kept watching it over and over and she was so nice and then i went to a party and bono was there talking to anniston. >> jimmy: wow. that's a good party. >> yeah, that was great. and -- and so all of a sudden bono says i understand you have a special, and i was like, yeah, and he's like may i lay me eyes on it or something, i don't know. he didn't say that, but anyways, i -- sure, man, yeah, yeah, great, and so then hi to send the special to him and i called my editor up and i said, dude, you've got to send the special to -- i've got bono's e-mail. send it to bono, and he's like the bono. yeah, yeah. he was nervous as hell, and then he sends it and i text bono later, trying to play it cool. i wait a day or; hey, how did you like that thing? >> oh, i can't download it, and i was like -- i call the editor up, hey, listen man, when i tell

you send my special to bono, and i guess there was a pass -- password that he forgot to give bono, and i said you didn't give him the password. that's embarrassing, and what is it? >> i love bono. i made that up. stupid. stupid. bono saw it. he liked it. that was the good news. got a nice long text from bono. that feels good, first of all, normally i write code names of my famous friends in my thing in case my phone gets stolen and i stuck with bono and bono lights up and i'm like bono is texting me, and he give me a nice review. >> jimmy: you mentioned your mom it bloc stage. >> yeah, yeah, she's the best. she eats brooklyn girl, my mother. >> jimmy: does she approve of the material because some of it is dirty? >> my mother -- my entire standup career didn't come to one ceo. >> jimmy: really? >> my father would say you don't want to see this. but i'm telling you, and my mom goes, no, i don't.

still won't say it. i have this special coming out in a week, and i'll say, ma, you're going like it. i'm not going to watch. everything else i've ever done, watches my movies at 4:00 in the morning and will call up and says "the water boy is on" and i'm watching it again. you know the ending. oh, it's just nice to see you young and looking normal. but anyway, she -- she will not -- she will not watch me curse. doesn't like to. >> jimmy: great to have you here. nice to see you young and looking normal. >> thanks. >> jimmy: welcome back to brooklyn. we really appreciate it. watch adam's comedy special called 100% fresh," premiers a week from tomorrow on netflix. adam sandler, everybody. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live in brooklyn" are brought to you by google pixel 3. make every day more extraordinary.

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