we appreciate your >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john krasinski, matthew broderick, and music from st. vincent. brought to you by michelob ultra, with cleto and the cletones. and now, how sweet it is, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. hi there. very nice. thank you. thank you very much.

hi, everyone. welcome, welcome, hello, brooklyn. thanks for having us. this is our second night here. please relax. it's -- this is night two of a week long run at the brooklyn academy of music. we are coming to you from the beautiful howard gillman opera house. you guys into opera? me neither. let's not have any tonight. there will be no opera tonight by popular demand. i left brooklyn, we moved -- our family moved to las vegas when he was nine years old. i have to say, though, it's still the same old mom and pop artisanal reindeer jerky shops and infants drinking oatmeal milk that it always was. nothing has changed at all. my kids are with me on this trip and i have two little kids, and it's -- i have two older kids. it is really beautiful to

experience brooklyn through the eyes of my children. this morning, for the first time, my son, billy, who's 18 months old, got to see a woman eating a carbohydrate, which is not -- we just don't get that in l.a. hey, do you like our set? our art department worked very hard on this set. we have a fire house. we have a newsstand. we have our own defara o own do working inside. we have a bus shelter that had to be closed down for inspection. have you seen all the taped up bus shelters? apparently the contractor that built the shelters had to close 1,400 of them for safety inspections after a shelter in staten island collapsed. they didn't want to take any chances it might happen again so now riders will be able to wait for the bus in a much safer location, the middle of the street. the ceo of the new york transit authority said, we want to make sure our bus stops are safe for customers, but don't worry, the

buses themselves will continue to be filthy, lawless thunder domes on wheels. hey, speaking of lawless thunderdomes on wheels, where is guillermo? >> guillermo: hot dogs, hot dogs! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: hot dogs, hot dogs! everybody, hot dogs! >> jimmy: all right. >> guillermo: hot dogs! >> jimmy: hi, guillermo. thank you. i appreciate that. all right. >> guillermo: hot dogs! >> jimmy: that's guillermo. thank you, guillermo, for the hot dogs. >> guillermo: you're welcome, jimmy. >> jimmy: don't eat them, by the way, they're props. we had some good news over the weekend here in new york. mayor bill de blasio announced

yesterday, some historic feat. >> this last weekend, friday, saturday, and sunday, there was not a single shooting in all of new york city. isn't that amazing? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's great, i guess. there were no shots fired this weekend in any of the five boroughs. that's how much people love the movie "a star is born." they didn't -- president trump fired a few shots on twitter this morning. the president took a little victory slap at stormy daniels after a judge ruled in his favor in the defamation case she filed against him. he tweeted, "federal judge throws out stormy daniels lawsuit versus trump. trump is entitled to full legal fees. great. now i can go after horse face and her third rate lawyer in the great state of texas. she will confirm the letter she signed. she knows nothing about me. a total con." well, that's not a very nice thing to say about a lady you

made brief sputtering love to after being spanked by a magazine with your face on it, is it? all kidding aside, are we 100% sure he knows he's the president of the united states? the reason stormy daniels reminds him of a horse is because after they had sex, he had to pony up $130,000. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. and right after he tweeted it, stormy fired back. she wrote, "ladies and gentlemen, may i present your president. in addition to his, um, shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self-control on twitter again and perhaps a penchant for bestiality. game on, tiny." game on, tiny. that's going to -- that could result in a nuclear strike. you know what? i have to say, this is a bummer. i mean, to see these two -- first, pete and ariana and now

this. you hate to see people fall out of love. we have music tonight from saint vincent, who is a singer, not the charity organization. john krasinski is here with us tonight. and we have something very big and very exciting. new york, as you know, new york is the home of broadway and there are lots of new musical adaptations happening right now. they'll take something and make it into a musical like "pretty woman", there's a show opening based on the life of cher. we came up with a fake musical based on a real local event, something that was a movie as well. the miracle on the hudson, the story of flight 1549 and the heroic captain sully sullenberger. we made up a poster and went to the theater district and asked people on the street to give us a positive review. you know those commercials where people say how great the play was. well, we asked them to do that for a play that does not exist,

and with that said, it's time for the first ever edition of >> we're shooting one of those commercials where people come out of the theater and talk about a show they just saw. you've seen those commercials? >> yes. >> this is a play that hasn't come out yet called "hudson we have a problem" starring matthew broderick. just look in there and act like you just came out of the show and talk about how great it was. >> oh my god, it was fantastic. i can't believe the action. i can't believe the acting. it was out of this world. >> i actually saw the plane going down the hudson at the time so it was like reliving my history. it was awesome. >> everything about the show was amazing. like the set, the kcostumes, everything was so good. i want to see it again. >> i found the use of the "n" word sur ttel.sometimes yeed to issues so that you can discuss them. >> talk a little bit about the scene where sully goes and

visits the -- goose's wife and has to tell her he's not coming home. >> it was really -- there was some really shaky moments in there when sully sullivan had to go talk to the goose's wife and tell him that he had perished. that was a heart wrenching moment in the play. >> we had great seats. we were right at the front. the whole stage was filled with were completely soaked. >> you were in the splash zone. do you mind if we splash you with a little water? >> do it. >> throw a little water in your face. >> okay, great. i was in the splash zone. >> that's too late and you missed them. >> i was in the splash zone. >> that's way too -- it's got to come right after. >> he didn't say it was you said he should say it was great. i was waiting for the great. i'm sorry. >> i was in the splash zone. it was great. or it was great, i was in the splash zone. >> i'll plash zone, it was great.

>> perfect. >> i was in the splash zone and then we splash. >> okay. >> i was -- >> that's -- he's got to say it. he's got to say the line. what's your name, sir? >> felix. >> where are you from? >> i'm from the bronx, new york. >> we're trying to appeal bunch of different demographics and occupations of local people. can we get you to put on a couple outfits. >> as a pilot for prospect park, this play was a smooth flight. this play was grande. i was mopping up my tears. as a welder from williamsburg, this show is hottu a this show had the audience buzzing. as a clown from chinatown, this earth. as a priest from penn station, this show is heavenly. as a rabbi, this show is a

mitzvah. this show makes my nipples hard. >> go see "hudson, we have a problem." >> i laughed my crash off. >> i was covered in airplane gasoline and i didn't even mind. >> it was the mustache ride of a lifetime. >> it's a bird, it's a plane, it's boats! >> there you go. thank you. thank you for lying. you know, we have a couple of the stars of fraudway here in our audience tonight. thank you,ella malleable.being the last thing we want to do is make you guys into liars on television so here now to bring our goose-themed fantasy to life with the opening number from the soon to be broad sensation, please welcome two-time tony award winner matthew broderick

and the cast of "hudson, we have a problem!" ♪ ♪ >> good afternoon, this is your captain sully sullenberger. we've got clear skies ahead. so sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight, because nothing bad can happen when you're up in the sky. ♪ what a beautiful day for a flight not a cloud or seabird in sight ♪ ♪ the passengers are settled in their seats drinking their drinks and eating their treats ♪ ♪ nothing can go wrong because it feels so right ♪ ♪ it's a beautiful day it's a beautiful day it's a beautiful day for a flight ♪ >> if you look to your right, you'll see the majestic hudson river. wave goodbye. you won't be seeing that body of water again for a while. >> bye, bye, hudson. bye, bye, hudson. ♪ ♪ >> honk honk.

>> look at how blue the sky is. >> and how bright the sun is. honk. >> nothing bad, honk, could ever happen on a day like today. ♪ what a beautiful day for a flight not a hawk or airplane in sight ♪ ♪ so forget your worries and slap on a grin we'll never get sucked into a jet engine ♪ ♪ our beaks are orange and our feathers are white and it's a beautiful day ♪ ♪ it's a beautiful day it's a beautiful day for a flight ♪ >> honk, honk. take a gander, ganders. i'm flying with my eyes closed. >> that looks like fun. honk! lets all fly with our eyes closed. >> yay! >> attention, passengers, i just got a great idea i'm going to fly with my eyes closed. ♪ 'cause it's a wonderful marvelous absolutely fabulous beautiful day for a ♪ what the hell was that?

>> gary? linda? [ alarm sounds ] ♪ hudson, we have a problem ♪ >> someone get tom hanks on the horn. i've got a movie idea. >> wee! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everyone. that was wonderful. matthew broderick, everyone, and all our very silly geese. we'll see you guys at the tony awards. tonight on the show, we have

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>> jimmy: welcome back to night two of our five-night bam-stravaganza. tonight -- her new album is called "masseducation." it is a reimagining of her last album "masseduction." st. vincent from the google pixel 3 stage here in brooklyn.

tomorrow night, we have music from j balvin featuring zion and lennox. alexandria ocasio-cortez will be here. as will cardi b. you excited about cardi b., guillermo? >> guillermo: very excited. >> jimmy: how much food have you been eating? >> guillermo: last night, i went to franky's. >> jimmy: in brooklyn here. what'd you have? >> guillermo: everything, jimmy. everything. the owner keeps bringing and bringing. oh my god, it's too much. >> jimmy: yeah, i've noticed you've put on quite a few pounds. i know we joke about this but those don't even look like stripes anymore. >> guillermo: it is terrible, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's a wave pattern. we also, you know, not only do we have many luminaries here on the show, but some of the biggest stars in the whole world come to the show, and i like to introduce one of them right now. she was little miss milbasin 1969.

and we are honored to have her here tonight. we got a lot of great people here in the audience tonight. little miss miblbasin is just oe of them. on thursday, we will be joined by julia louis-dreyfus, mike birbiglia, and bebe rexha. and we close out the week with bryan cranston, paul shaffer and music from the one and only wu-tang clan. [ cheers and applause ] so please join us for all that. you fell in love with our first guest tonight on "the office." he co-wrote, co-starred and directed the big hit movie, "a quiet place." now he stars as "tom clancy's jack ryan" on amazon prime video. and he's your neighbor here in brooklyn. please say hello to krasins. ♪

>> jimmy: everybody's very excited to see you. >> it's very -- somebody's raising the roof. i haven't seen someone raise the roof since 2004. >> jimmy: yeah, well, you got to raise it sometimes. >> yeah, that's really great. >> jimmy: you know, john, you used to be my neighbor and you abandoned me for them. you live in brooklyn now. it's your home. [ cheers and applause ] how long -- >> people think i'm as brooklyn as jay-z now. is that not true? oh, it's not true. okay. sorry. >> jimmy: yeah. how long have you been here now? >> i think two years. >> jimmy: and you love it. >> i absolutely love it. these people all love with me. that's how much i love it. yeah. >> jimmy: what happened? what was it that just triggered you and you said, you know what? this is the place where i want to raise my family. >> emily said to me one night, i can't stand jimmy and i was like, let's move to brooklyn. brooklyn's the only place for us. and i was like, we'll see him once a year.

it will be great. >> jimmy: it will be fine. >> it was one of those places we visited and it's truly one of those places that we found our place, we found our home. we were just walking around and we fell in love with it and i remember saying to my wife, what is it about brooklyn? she's like, the sky. and i was like, what do you mean? she was like, you never see the sky in the city. and i was like, that's totally true. oh my god! so i'm not a big sell, basically. >> jimmy: wait until i tell you about a place called montana. you're going to go nuts. >> we're moving. >> jimmy: do your daughters love it here too? >> yeah, they absolutely love it, and adore it. it's one of those things where every single day, you just have to walk out your door for 30 seconds and amazing things are happening. >> jimmy: there are more strollers than people here. >> that's correct. >> jimmy: children's paradise. >> i just go two at a time. it's really difficult. >> jimmy: it's funny, too, because brooklyn is like -- it seems like it was built for children except for the sidewalks, which are totally treacherous.

>> yeah. and for dog poop. >> jimmy: and for dog poop as well. are the kids excited about halloween? >> they are now. yeah. our two-and-a-half-year-old, this will be her first go round. our 4-and-a-half-year-old we were in brooklyn the first halloween when we were trying to explain to her what halloween was and you guys know. brooklyn does halloween big. i mean, it's -- it's huge. but it's not like adorable halloween. it's like terrifying halloween. so, we were walking around park slope and just, like, there's like three-story goblins and, you know, i think a guy was hanging from a tree. could have been a real guy. and the whole time i could see my daughter was like -- and i was like, oh, man, so i just bailed on halloween and i was like, look at these fun neopalpa donaldtrumpi gu funny guys. and then we went to england to shoot "mary poppen" and every night she was like, no funny guys here. no funny guys. and i was like, no, funny guys

wouldn't come with us so truthfully i can't talk about you at home because i'm like, jimmy's a funny guy. she's like, what? so you're not funny in our house now. >> jimmy: listen, i never really was. you're missing the red sox game to be here. >> don't worry about it. we're up 3-0. it's fine. >> jimmy: do you feel like you have to hide the fact that you're a red sox fan here, surrounded by yankees and mets fans? >> never. i never have because they're so accepting. yeah, no, i actually was in new york the year we won our first world series. >> jimmy: oh, really? you were here. >> we've won since. it's -- but i was in new york. i was actually dressed full red sox regalia. >> jimmy: good idea. >> i was totally sober and i had my face painted and i was wearing a boston red sox flag as a cape and i got up on the bar and was dancing on the bar and the bartender looked at me only the way a new yorker can look at you and says, you're going to want to get down off that bar.

and i ran out into the street and was almost hit by a garbage truck. like this close. i could feel the heat from the grille and he was like, what are you doing? get out of here. i was like, we just won the world series. and he goes, good for you. they had only won 19 or something up until then. >> jimmy: you really won the world series of movies with this "quiet place." >> thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a great movie and i don't know if you remember but when you made the movie, i was like, oh, no, i don't like to watch scary movies because i get scared by them. >> by everything. >> jimmy: and it is a scary movie, but it's more than a scary movie, because it's got a lot of -- it's really like -- >> it sounds psychotic but when you look at the poster, it sounds psychotic but it's a love letter to my kids. it truly is. >> jimmy: a parent -- >> i wrote the movie for my daughters. >> jimmy: parents protecting their children from all the terrifying people in their neighborhood. >> or funny guys. >> jimmy: but it's -- i think it's top ten of the year in both

box office and critical acclaim on rotten tomatoes. >> wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: which is remarkable. >> yeah. >> jimmy: usually you get one or the other. what -- >> not usually. usually you get neither. >> jimmy: you're right. so, i wonder what it was like that monday because you made this movie for, like, $40,000. like, the monsters, you broke into a costume shop and stole -- >> i just waited until halloween in brooklyn and, like, pulled down, you're in the movie. >> jimmy: and then it opens huge, it's a huge financial opening. >> yeah, it was insane. >> jimmy: what was it like on that monday when you added it all up and said, oh my god, we have the number one movie. >> i don't know because i blacked out. i was basically blacked out for three months. >> jimmy: nobody believes blackout stories so don't say you blacked out. you did not black out. >> that was good. it was -- it was monday morning. emily and i were walking hazel to school and we were truly in just a weird haze state. we had no idea what was going on

or how that happened and we were so excited but couldn't really process it, and then hilariously, another garbage truck -- it might have been the same guy. he flies around the corner and in this, like, ballet version of a garbageman just sort of flings off the back of it, midstream, grabs the cans throws it in, and as he's putting it down, he goes, saw it sunday. awesome. and i was like, thank you so much. and then he goes, scariest [ bleep ] i ever seen and got on the back. and got on the truck and drove away. it was amazing. >> jimmy: this is a guy who sees scary stuff. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: his coworkers are rats. >> and emily said, only in brooklyn will that happen. >> jimmy: how does it work just from after you've had -- and i'm curious about this because i've not been in this situation, but after you've had a huge success. >> you've had no success. >> jimmy: after you've had an unquestionable, huge success, what happens, like, the next week? do you get calls from all the studios saying, hey, does john

want to direct for us? people that you maybe met with previously? >> yeah, you know, to be really honest, it was getting calls from the people i have admired through my whole career was mind-blowing. so, yes, this thing of, you know, what does he want to do next kind of happens but more importantly for me, it was getting calls from people i wanted to work with and getting acknowledged like guillermo del toro wrote this thing on twitter that brought me to tears. he was like, the nicest things about the movie. >> jimmy: didn't steven king write something great. >> yes. offered me his red sox tickets and i was like, what's happening? i took them. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. i saw lebron james tweeted about it. and you didn't just co-write and costar and direct the movie. you also played two roles. does anybody know this? >> don't do it. >> jimmy: this is -- well, it's not a joke. >> i've kept it --

>> jimmy: so, you played the monster in the movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. >> i did. >> jimmy: you were in a motion capture suit. i'm looking at a photograph of you right now. >> this is going to end my career. >> jimmy: no, this is good. it's like -- >> my commitment -- the commitment level was very high. >> jimmy: this is you playing your own monster in your movie. >> yeah. that's embarrassing. >> jimmy: yeah. well. >> yeah, the amazing people at ilm said, how does the creature move? and i said, this is how i think he's going to crawl and they said, well, why don't you throw on the suit and i was like, totally. and then they took that picture and i thought i was auditioning for lion king. i don't know what's going on in that. i was there, though. just dialed in. >> jimmy: did you have any, like, did you worry at all about -- >> that this would come out? no, not until now. >> jimmy: about casting your wife, about casting emily blunt, your wife, as the lead in the movie because, i mean, some people get -- some people split up over, like, the christmas photo -- the card they take.

i mean, to direct your wife in a movie, it's a risky thing to do. >> yeah, that's why i didn't ask her to do it. it's true. i never asked her to do the role. i wrote the movie with her in mind. i wrote her part with her in mind but i got so scared, first, that she would say no because that's an awkward dinner. after that, it's like, oh. but i was actually more afraid that she'd say, yes, i'll do it for you because i've been next to her when she's made all these amazing decisions and she's without a doubt the classiest, smartest, most dedicated actress i've ever known and i didn't want her to -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very true. >> and when you see how much she puts into every single role, i didn't want her to come to set just for me. so i didn't ask her and then she read it on a plane one day. she said, can i read the script? i said, yeah, sure. and i went back to watching "avengers 6." and -- which i loved. and then she genuinely looked sick and i was reaching for a barf bag, thinking that she was

going to throw up and she said, you can't let anyone do this movie. and i said, what does that mean? and it was like a romantic comedy where she was proposing to me. she was like, you have to let me play this part and i think i just screamed "yes" on a flight. they landed in texas, and then -- no. it was -- it was the best. it was really -- it was the reason why the movie was so special because we both came to it organically. >> jimmy: well, the movie's great and it's on blu-ray and digital and dvd and all that stuff right now. it's "a qui"a quiet place." we'll be right back with john krasinski. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live in brooklyn" are brought to you by google pixel 3. make every day more extraordinary.

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you're all right. you're all right. i promise. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is john krasinski in "a quiet place." it's available now on blu-ray and on digital. originally, you asked me to play the role of your son under the

waterfall. >> i did. you shouldn't have passed. it's really good. this is fun, isn't it? it's so much fun to hang out with you and to be with you. >> jimmy: it is fun to be here. >> i never see you anymore. >> jimmy: i know, we don't see you anymore. >> we used to be neighbors. >> jimmy: not just neighbors but we literally lived right across the street from each other and sometimes -- and when i say sometimes, i mean at least once a week, john would call and say, like, hey, what are you doing? which really meant, do you have anything to eat? >> yeah, yeah. that's right. or i was saying, what are you doing so i could see if you were home or not because we would start to, you know, play some fun on each other. we'd have some fun. >> jimmy: that is true. >> people love the pranks. right? >> jimmy: people do love the pranks. >> how much do you love the pranks? >> jimmy: in general? >> i'd love to take a look at some of the pranks. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> i just want to look at -- oh, right. okay. >> jimmy: oh, you have -- >> no, came prepared.

>> jimmy: okay. >> that was me when i put some amazing christmas ornaments in your living room. >> jimmy: this was how it started. >> and it was adorable. >> jimmy: you broke into the house and as i recall, my wife, molly, was upstairs, and you guys, like, went in the house. you didn't know she was up there. >> no, we didn't care. and we put -- we put ornaments in your living room. >> jimmy: right. >> and you retaliated. >> jimmy: it was a harmless prank. >> you know, just the lights is fun. it's a light show. and you retaliated. you put an insurance sign in my driveway. it was big. >> jimmy: i bought that on craigslist. >> it's dangerous. it could have exploded. >> jimmy: what a surprise walk down memory lane. >> that's me right there. and then we had just kept moving into -- what did we get to next? >> jimmy: i don't remember. >> oh, the zombie. i was on a plane and was deep in the sky mall brochure and found this gentleman named randall. >> jimmy: that gave me quite a start in the backyard. >> you retaliated with this

inflatable reindeer. things are getting more aggressive. that's real poop. that was on my sneakers for weeks. and then i thought this is getting too much, you know, and then it wasn't too much. we kept going. and this is you decorating my house. >> jimmy: yes. i gift wrapped your house completely. >> yep. >> jimmy: like you couldn't even get in the house. >> and then i wrapped your car. >> jimmy: you gift wrapped my car. >> and i put ornaments in your car. >> jimmy: that was a mess. >> yep. that was a real mess. and then i crashed your car. remember when it started out innocent and then i crashed your car? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that was bad. seemed like crashing was enough. >> and then i sent you a secret santa. >> jimmy: yes. yeah. >> i'm your secret santa. >> jimmy: that was outside my office. >> this was in your office. >> jimmy: yeah, that's in my

bathroom. i didn't even know they existed until then. >> and then we decorated your entire office with this winter wonderland. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that was terrible. >> and then you ruined everything, especially a really nice -- >> jimmy: that was eggnog. >> yeah, that -- that ruined my night and a really nice suit. >> jimmy: yeah. you got nogg'd. >> and that's -- that's just what it's like to be neighbors, you know? >> jimmy: it's why you moved. >> this is why i moved. but the good news is, we're neighbors this week. >> jimmy: we are neighbors this week. >> aren't we? so, you know, where are you staying in brooklyn? >> jimmy: oh, no, come on. >> no, where are you staying? doesn't matter, i already know. let's -- oh, there it is. >> jimmy: oh no! no! >> yeah. yeah.

yes. i've got a sign spinner. >> jimmy: i think this is going to be a violation of the airbnb terms. >> they love it. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's really the place that i'm renting. >> no, this choir is singing that everyone should come into your house. >> jimmy: oh, great. oh, that's really great. that's great. >> come in and take a selfie with jimmy. ♪ just open up the door ♪ come up the stairs ♪ see his underwear >> jimmy: that's great. ♪ jimmy's airbnb >> it's jimmy's b&b. yeah. yeah. those guys -- yeah.

and what you can't see are there are 150 people lined up to take this tour of this house. as soon as the choir is done, they're all going to go in. guys, if you're in brooklyn, which you already are, get your kids to trick or treat early, it's park slope, brooklyn. you'll see it. you'll know it. it's a bright light. yeah. you'll see it. >> jimmy: i think this is illegal. >> yeah, no, it is. it's totally illegal. oh, yeah. >> jimmy: well, you know it's funny you would say that, john, because i also know where you live. >> don't. >> jimmy: no. i wish i was more prepared. i do know where you live but i didn't do anything to it! it's not even christmas time. >> my children are there. jimmy's kids are there? >> jimmy: my kids are there also. that's great. well, i guess thank you? i guess we'll be staying with you and emily tonight probably. >> no, we'll be at your house.

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>> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live's" brooklyn week continues tomorrow with cardi b, congressional candidate alexandria ocasio-cortez, and music from j balvin featuring zion and lennox. >> dicky: music in brooklyn on "jimmy kimmel live" is brought to you by google pixel 3.

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