>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, martin lawrence, from "widows", daniel kaluuya, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from big boi. and now, and why not, here's jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] zbli thank you >> jimmy: thank you for coming. very nice. thank you for joining us from our headquarters in los angeles, california, where we're not quite as excited about the world

series as we were earlier in the week, right? you know, the dodgers are, as of last night, down two games to none to the red sox and the worst part, for me, the worst part of it is it's not even the -- i know how happy this makes matt damon and that's the part that really makes me want to throw up, you know? game one was the lowest rated world series opening game since 2014, according to the latest gallup poll, of all the major sports, only 9% of americans say baseball is their favorite sport to watch and of the 100 most followed athletes on instagram, none of them are baseball players. in other words, america's national past time is now officially watching other people play "fortnite" on youtube. there was some good news for l.a. sports fans. lebron james and the lakers won their first game of the season. the lakers beat the suns. big victory psychologically. you know when you buy a new mattress and you get it in the

house and you sleep on it and you're like, oh no, i think i blew 9 hun$900. i'm grateful to sports for distracting us from everything else that's going on right now. the fbi, as you know, is on the hunt for whomever has been mailing pipe bombs to known critics of donald trump. i'll tell you something, i'm glad i never said anything negative about him, i really am. not unless you want to be on -- yesterday, explosive packages were discovered en route to the homes of the obamas and clintons and the offices of cnn. today, law enforcement officials found similar packages addressed to the delaware home of joe biden and to robert de niro. they sent a pipe bomb to his office in new york, which you think robert de niro is going to be scared by a pipe bomb? this is a man who made "dirty grandpa." and of course, the nut patrol is now out in full force. a number of prominent right wingers are floating what they

call false flag theories. lou dobbs has an interesting idea of who might be behind the bombs to cnn and the democrats. cnn and democrats. lou dobbs tweeted and then deleted this message. who could possibly benefit from such fakery? maga, america first, #dobbs. #dobbs should be a code for adult diapers. like, you know, somebody needs to change his #dobbs. if you're not familiar with lou dobbs, he used to be on cnn, but he eventually became so geriatrically unhinged, cnn had to send him to fox to live out the remainder of his days. and so now he spends his days coming up with conspiracy theories. i have a conspiracy theory. maybe lou will like this one. is it possible that these people ordered pipe bombs on amazon and just forgot? because that happens to me all the time. what is this? the bombs did not, fortunately, affect the president's rally schedule. he had a rally in wisconsin last

night. usually, at these rallies, he just gets up there and rants and raves but i guess someone at the white house was like, you know what? we better give him a statement to read tonight and he did read a statement, but if you thought donald trump had already hit the hypocrisy apex, i'm sorry to report you were incorrect. >> there's much we can do to bring our nation together. for example, those engaged in the political arena must stop treating political opponents as being morally defective. this guy's a liar. lying hillary. that lying -- she is a liar. lying ted cruz. crooked hillary. she's a nasty person. he's a nasty guy. he's a nasty guy. nobody likes him. crazy bernie. he's crazy as a bedbug. >> lock her up, lock her up. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. those two guys look alike, but they really need to get on the same page. and then he lashed out.

then he pointed a little orange finger at the media. >> the media also has a responsibility to set a civil tone and to stop the endless hostility and constant negative and oftentimes false attacks and stories. have to do it. >> jimmy: blaming the media for bombs that were sent to the media is like blaming skyscrapers for 9/11. it's mind boggling. it's #dobbs is what it is. it's a steaming pile of #dobbs. but for him to call for the media to stop the endless hostility and false attacks when he, this wall behind me right now, this is papered with -- these are false -- these, well, nothing but hostility and false attacks written by someone who clearly must be impersonating donald trump on twitter. despite the prepared statement, the president did not do much to encourage us all to be best but

what was northwest notable, the most important thing he told the crowd in wisconsin and a national television audience was this. >> kanye west likes me. >> jimmy: and what matters more than that? lot of easy fans in that crowd. meanwhile, according to "the new york times," chinese and russian spies regularly listen in on the president's personal phone calls. trump still calls his friends on his personal phone despite numerous warnings from his staff that they're not secure. donald trump had unprotected sex with a porn star. you think he's worried about unsecured devices? he's not. he has one device with security features, his iphone, the guy that won't let the fact that hillary used an unsecure server is having these conversations. every day, some poor chinese spy has to hear a mcdonald's employee patiently explain to

the president that he doesn't know when the mcrib is coming back. but trump tweeted about this story today. "the new york times" has a new fake story that now the russians and chinese, glad they finally added chinese, are listening to all of my calls on cell phones except that i rarely use a cell phone and when i do, it's government authorized. i like hard lines. just more made-up fake news. now, if you go -- if you look at the bottom of this tweet, he says, sent twitter for iphone. he tweeted about rarely using a cell phone from a cell phone. i mean he may not -- he may not be a good president, but he is the lebron james of internet trolls. speaking of trolls, the russians are still hard at work, trying to interfere with our elections. federal prosecutors unsealed the indictment of the ring leader behind the disinformation campaign. it was a russian woman who ran a multimillion dollar operation where they would create fake twitter accounts and promote divisive posts on social media.

she hired an army of russians to pretend to be americans and they would post about topics that get us riled up like guns and the confederate flag, nfl players kneeling during the anthem, that sort of stuff, and they set up a special school to train these trolls on how to do it. ♪ >> congratulations on joining team at russian troll farm. >> this training video will help you learn to influence american social media audience. >> let's say kremlin wishes you to turn american against senator bernie sanders. you simply post something like this. bernie sanders, crazy old man because he swallow car keys every day. good work, alexei. our research shows people in

utah very afraid of bear. so, target utah with posts like this. hillary clinton want replace kindergarten teacher with angry bear who also gay. help mother russia achieve goal of [ bleep ] up u.s. election and start second american civil war. >> hey! president trump just retweet my article. >> good job, alexei. now go get drunk. >> i'm already am! >> cool. >> jimmy: nice. [ cheers and applause ] that's a fun office. oh, i should mention today is a special day for the trump family. it's ivanka and jared's ninth wedding anniversary. ivanka posted on instagram today. she wrote, you are my light, my love, my life. happy 9th anniversary, jared.

so, congratulations to them. hey, here's a political story i think everyone can enjoy. residents of utah will soon vote on whether or not to legalize marijuana. you know where a nation of stoners when utah is voting to legalize it but there's a state senator in utah who's taking his role in this vote very seriously, so much so he traveled to las vegas to give pot a shot. >> i don't think there's a senator that's used marijuana. maybe my great friend back when he was wild, but i don't think so. i think maybe nobody has ever smoked marijuana, and we're going to make the laws. so as great sacrifice, without any taxpayer dollars, i decided to come to las vegas and see what the whole fald ral is about. i have to admit somewhat shyly, i have never tasted smoke, eaten, shot up marijuana in my

life. >> jimmy: don't start by shooting the marijuana up, because he's into it. the senator actually decided to go with an edible for his first marijuana experience, which as these stoners know is a mistake. that's -- i guess that's the end of the video. but i guess he's voting yes. hey, this is spooky. this is just in time for halloween. dash cam video from texas, you can see unusually large spider there approaching the police officer. the spider is on the camera lens of the squad car, and so -- oh my god! and he's dead. and one more thing before we forge ahead, it's thursday night, which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week, whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship.

>> he needs president trump's support even if the president [ bleep ] his wife, even if the president [ bleep ] his father. >> it's the greatest honor of my life to be vice president to a president who gets up every day and literally [ bleep ]. >> i'm pretty good at estimating [ bleep ] size, as you probably have figured out. >> you talk about a clash of the chief of staff. general kelly grabbing corey lewandowski by the [ bleep ]. >> nothing goes better with a baseball game than a [ bleep ]. >> what led to gary busey snorting cocaine off his [ bleep ]. >> it's a small mouth here, you know, how big of a [ bleep ] can it accommodate? >> you don't want to go too big. >> i also wanted to give a special shoutout to our news director and chief meteorologist for taking a [ bleep ] on me. >> asha. >> a [ bleep ] in [ bleep ]. >> that is correct. >> hey, spike, we have a great

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"she... played an important role in fighting off ...trump's efforts to kill the affordable care act." california news papers endorse dianne feinstein for us senate. california values senator dianne feinstein ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight, from the forthcoming film with viola davis called "widows," daniel kaluuya is here. then, his song is called "order of operations," big boi from the mercedes-benz stage. speaking of big boi, what happened to you today?

you had a bad day >> guillermo: yeah, i had a root canal. >> jimmy: your face is a little bit puffy, i see. >> guillermo: left side, yeah. >> jimmy: what happened? last night, you started to feel it? >> guillermo: i was eating candy. >> jimmy: what candy were you eating? >> guillermo: i think it was m&ms, those pink m&ms. >> jimmy: there's pink m&ms? >> guillermo: no, i took a bite and then my tooth broke and it chipped and my filling came out too. >> jimmy: oh, it did? you were mad at the dentist, i heard. >> guillermo: oh, my god, yeah, too much. they only -- >> jimmy: what do you mean, too much? >> guillermo: they only work monday through thursday. i want to make an appointment for tomorrow and they say, no, we don't need the money, we only work monday through thursday. >> jimmy: i like mad guillermo. you don't see it that much. do you want me to get in there and take a look around, poke around your mouth a little bit? >> guillermo: no, it's all right. >> jimmy: next week on the show -- you're getting a root canal next week? >> guillermo: yeah, next

thursday. >> jimmy: are you going -- oh, next thursday. oh, boy. >> guillermo: i'm going to be angry again. >> jimmy: yeah. all right. well, next week on the show, guillermo won't be here but we'll have morgan freeman, milo ventimiglia, john stamos, bill burr, emily ratajkowski, julia roberts, science bob pflugfelder, and we will have music from gaz coombes, willie nelson, trippie redd and tenacious d. [ cheers and applause ] so please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a comedy unicorn of screens both big and small, this saturday in charlotte, south carolina, he returns to his stand-up roots as host of the lit a.f. tour. see it november 2nd in toronto too. please welcome martin lawrence. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: good to see you. >> good. you too, man. you look good, man. >> jimmy: you look great. >> you're trimmed down. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. how nice of you, how very kind. hey, is it north carolina or south carolina? >> i think it's south carolina. >> jimmy: it's south carolina. i thought so too. for some reason, it said north carolina. i'm glad we got that cleared up, though. i heard you brought your daughter with you tonight. >> my beautiful baby daughter, amara. >> jimmy: how old is amara? >> 16. >> jimmy: you have three girls. did you have to throw a sweet 16 bash, give her a mercedes and all that? >> she loves disneyland. we went to disneyland. >> jimmy: that's good. >> and then she loves -- she sings, so she has a very beautiful voice, and she likes musical theater. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> so she's been in a couple plays in her school, and she wanted to go to new york to see some plays. >> jimmy: oh, broadway. >> for her birthday. so i took her to see about three plays. >> jimmy: you did? do you like plays?

>> i do. >> jimmy: what'd you go see? >> we went to see "waitress." "mean girls," and "harry potter." >> jimmy: oh, really? isn't that like six hours long, the "harry potter"? >> yeah, yeah, that's long. i didn't understand what they were talking about. i just played along with it. >> jimmy: what -- three hours and then tlps a break and another three hours. >> and you come back in the evening and watch the rest of the play. >> jimmy: oh, boy, you really love your daughter, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're not into "harry potter" in general? >> not really. >> jimmy: no. is she into "harry potter"? >> she is. she's into the plays, period. she watches everything. she loves "young frankenstein," all that stuff. >> jimmy: yeah, you know, it's funny because you're really kind of private, you know, we don't know a whole lot about what's going on, but you posted something on instagram. how long have you been into cooking? >> i would say a few years. >> jimmy: what got you into cooking? >> i had to eat.

i just realized that my lady wasn't going to cook for me all the time. sometimes i have to cook. >> jimmy: you have to cook for yourself. >> and then for my daughters sometimes. >> jimmy: how did you start cooking? what was the first thing you started making regularly? >> spaghetti. that was the easiest thing. >> jimmy: right, yeah. so now you posted a video of yourself making spaghetti. >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's go through the -- you mind if we go through this video? is this your, like, secret recipe or something like that? >> well, it's my secret recipe, but i can't tell you because that ain't paying me for it. >> jimmy: okay. all right. so let's have a look here. >> this will be the easiest for y'all to make real quick. it's my secret sauce. i can't tell y'all what it is. because they ain't paying me for it and no, this is not ragu. still a little time on that. voila. martin's famous spaghetti. you got to taste it, y'all. >> jimmy: okay, now, what the hell is going on there, martin? first of all, it seems like that

was in a jar, that spaghetti, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you did not actually cook anything at all, right? i mean, is that accurate to say? >> no, i cooked it. yes, i cooked it. i used the sauce in the jar. but i can't tell you what it is but it's tasty. you know, it's special spaghetti. >> jimmy: that is not a secret recipe when you're opening a jar. that's just dumping is really all it is. you did boil the spaghetti it looked like. >> yes. >> jimmy: and then at the end, you had, like, that cheese that you get at the supermarket. >> the parmesan. and i don't know why i gave them free promotion. i don't know. >> jimmy: why? you wouldn't tell everybody what the sauce is either. and one more thing. really, this is most interesting to me. zoom in there. why is there a fire extinguisher? what happened in your house that resulted in -- >> in case, you know, it's a fire, you got to have a fire

extinguisher. >> jimmy: i think it's smart that you have a fire extinguisher but i have one of those little spray fire extinguishers under my sink but the only reason i have it is i set a fire in the kitchen, and then i was like i better get a fire extinguisher. >> and my lady one time burned something in the oven and it had started a little fire, and sure enough, the fire extinguisher was right there. >> jimmy: the first thing they say is don't dump water right on the fire. first thing you always do, immediately, is dump water right on the thing. so you need the thing there. okay, so there's no back story to that. it's just safety first on your part. >> safety first. >> jimmy: that's very good. have you seen the movie "get out"? >> i love it. >> jimmy: daniel kaluuya is here. >> i'm a big fan. and i think his future is real bright. >> jimmy: he's a great actor. >> great actor. >> jimmy: do you like scary stuff in general? >> no. >> jimmy: you do not. do you like being scared? >> no. i'm -- i'm liable to whoop a

little ass. >> jimmy: if you get scared. >> yeah, if i get scared. >> jimmy: do you ever go to scary movies? that was unsettling. >> i go to some. like, "texas chainsaw massacre," that movie, that scared the mess out of me. >> jimmy: that was a long time ago. >> yeah, but it's still with me. . >> jimmy: that's the one you really remember more than others. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you never go, i also don't like -- and i don't understand enjoying being scared. i don't know, it's like enjoying, like, having somebody step on your foot or something. it's hard for me to understand. >> they want me to go into haunted houses and all that. i don't do that. >> jimmy: what would happen if you went through a haupted house? >> somebody would get their ass whooped. because i'm telling you, i'm going to fight. if they keep jumping out. pop! >> jimmy: we should go through a haunted house together. that would be fun. martin lawrence assaults three in haunted house. we're going to take a break.

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>> jimmy: look at this, we are back with the comedy legend, martin lawrence, who has got the -- your tour is called the lit a.f. tour. >> yes. >> jimmy: and a.f. does not stand for alfredo. i was explaining to the audience earlier that i have trouble with these -- remembering the smh? yeah, smh. >> lit as -- fill in the blank. >> jimmy: it is you and who else is on the tour with you? >> lot of different comedians. d. ray davis, rickie smylie, adele gibbons, so we have young comic michael blackston, all all these young comics and some vets. >> jimmy: and you are the host. >> i'm the host. i'm there for the whole show. >> jimmy: do you watch all the comics each night? >> i do. >> jimmy: or do you guys hang out backstage? >> i watch them. i remember when i was in that position, so i love watching them do their thing. >> jimmy: do they ask you for advice and mentorship or anything like that?

>> not really. they show me a lot of respect and love and if i do offer some advice, they accept it. >> jimmy: when you give advice to a comic, do you have to really think about it before you do it? like whether this person's going to be open to it and how you present it? >> i think you do. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, you don't want to kill his dreams or nothing like that. >> jimmy: do you ever give them joke suggestions like, hey, maybe instead of -- >> no. >> jimmy: grape, you say peanut, nothing like that? >> i don't give joke suggestions. >> jimmy: you do not give joke suggestions. >> no. >> jimmy: i know you and lebron james are friendly, correct? >> i don't know him, like, hang out with him, but i met him. he's come to my house. >> jimmy: he has? he's been to your house? that's pretty -- >> he wanted to meet me. >> jimmy: i bet. >> so they surprised him and brought him to my house. >> jimmy: did they surprise you too? >> i was surprised when they showed that he wanted to meet me. i was like, oh, damn. >> jimmy: yeah, right, of course. sure. and you, i'm sure he -- >> he came over and he was a big fan, and we played some horse.

>> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, we played horse and my brother beat him. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, my brother got bragging rights on lebron james. >> jimmy: no kidding. was lebron competitive when he was just playing horse? >> he's just messing with us. >> jimmy: oh, he was? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he wasn't mad or anything. >> he shot a half court shot, though, and made it and i was like, oh, he's the real deal. >> jimmy: in the horse, was it just the three of you? >> yes. >> jimmy: and who was behind lebron? >> lebron was behind my brother. >> jimmy: lebron was behind your brother. that means you had to be behind lebron. no wonder your brother won it. you were behind lebron and he was behind you. are you a good basketball player? >> i think i am. >> jimmy: you are? >> i think i am. i love the sport. i watch -- i have my tv on, nba tv all the time. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i watch everything. >> jimmy: do you go to the games much? >> i don't go much but sometimes. >> jimmy: have you been to see lebron play yet? >> yes, i saw him play at a clipper game. >> jimmy: yeah.

did you do one of those things where, like, hey, how you doing, remember me from the house. >> no, i just said -- i just said what's up and let him handle his business. >> jimmy: here's my brother, maybe you'd like him on the team, he's better than you are. well, it's great to have you here. again, now, we had a little bit of -- during the commercial break, we were trying to figure out what was correct, and what we've determined is correct and it could very well be incorrect, but the internet tells us the lit a.f. tour is saturday in charlotte, north carolina, and then in canada, toronto, canada, on november 2nd. if you show up to either of those venues and martin lawrence is not there, that means we had the information wrong and we apologize in advance. but for now, we're sticking with that. martin lawrence, everybody. we'll be right back. ♪ i've slain your dreaded dragon. for saving the kingdom what doth thou desire? my lord?

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. still to come, music from big boi. if you're just joining us, an audience member named cole just really opened up and -- i hope you feel better. i hope you feel good now that you got that off your chest and you can now go on with the rest of your life. thank you for sharing, cole. yeah. he doesn't need the mike. okay. our next guest earned on oscar nomination for best actor for his very first lead role in an american movie. you know him from "get out," "black panther," and next, "widows" with viola davis. please welcome daniel kaluuya. [ cheers and applause ] how you doing?

>> hello. >> jimmy: you looking at cole? yeah, cole. well done, bro. the chair doesn't have any -- this chair is crazy. >> jimmy: are you complaining already? we've just met. >> it's weird. i don't know where to put my elbow. that's what it is. >> jimmy: put your elbow right here. you can sit on the desk if you feel like it. >> no, not yet. >> jimmy: you really are not from america. >> no. no. my passport is maroon. it's a strange phenomenon. >> jimmy: i'm always so impressed and it makes me actually feel stupid because i saw you in "get out." it never occurred to me you weren't american and that's a compliment to you and your accent. >> thank you, bro. >> jimmy: and then here turns out you're not. >> no, no, i'm not, by the way. i'm not american. >> jimmy: what's the hardest thing about doing an american accent? >> it's two words. two words that are difficult for me. it's mirror. >> jimmy: mirror. a lot of americans have trouble with mirror. >> yeah, mirror. when i say -- when i say mirror, i sound like a cow that's been

punched in the face. like there's swelling. and he's angry because he hasn't eaten grass in a while. and then there's another word and i don't know how to say it in english. episco --. >> jimmy: episcopalian. >> is that what it is? that was in the scene of "get out" and i was like, this is -- this is a bomb. this word is a bomb in my life. i'm going to train myself and i just couldn't say it and i had to change the scene. >> jimmy: they couldn't just make it lutheran. >> yii didn't understand -- i g what is this word? i can't say it now. it sounds like a fish surgeon to me. >> jimmy: you're right. >> i couldn't attach any emotion to it. >> jimmy: growing up, did you watch american television shows and were you absorbing american culture? like did you watch "martin" ever? martin had some very kind things to say about you.

>> i kind of geeked out when i just saw him. my mom bought def comedy jam for me because i was like, oh, please, mom, for christmas, i need it. i was laughing my head off in my room, she goes, what are you watching? and i go, you don't need to see it. she forced me to watch it with her. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> she took it from me. >> jimmy: oh, she did? >> she said it was bad manners. >> jimmy: she giveeth and taketh away. the proper way to pronounce martin -- the proper american way, the proper way, is mart-in. that's how gina used to say it. it's not martin. it's mar-in. next time you see him, you'll see it right. >> how do you say lawrence? >> jimmy: just like you said it is perfect. >> nice to see you again. please walk away from me. >> jimmy: is your mom excited

about your success as an actor? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> that's not even a joke. she's just not. >> jimmy: why not? >> because there's no stable income. >> jimmy: really? >> she doesn't understand the term freelance. she doesn't get it. she's like, what is -- what are you doing? when i got nominated for an oscar, yeah --. >> jimmy: you think that would be -- >> i face timed her, the first person, yo, mom, she's on her way to work. i got nominated for an oscar. she says, congratulations, does this mean you're going to have a job? she's just asking, are you going to get paid for an oscar? like, no. the way prestige work, mom, is, like -- >> jimmy: you don't get a cash prize. >> there's no cash prize. $25,000 if you got nominated. >> jimmy: "dancing with the stars." it's an oscar. wow. does she watch all your movies? does she admire your work? >> no. >> jimmy: is she a critical mother? >> yeah. we went to the "get out" premier and then we was in the car after

and it was a bit, like, oh my god and i was like, mom, what did you think of the american accent? she was like, nearly there. yeah, no, my self-esteem. >> jimmy: your mom's originally from uganda. do you have relatives still there? >> i do have relatives there. >> jimmy: do you visit them? >> i haven't been in a couple years. last time i went was christmas but they did something amazing. they -- when "black panther" came out, they went to the screening of "black panther." they literally all, like, my mom is one of 22 so it's a lot of family. i'm related to a lot of people. i'm like common. my face is like rice. it's like a staple crop. and then so, like, i went out there and they all went to the cinema but they went with, like, t-shirts of my face on it. like me in a -- but not only. two things. it had my face but also my name in case people didn't know. also what is amazing, it was on a polo shirt, which is like the last thing you put a print on. because there's buttons.

you can't center it. so i was just like -- because i've made some t-shirts in my life and i just wouldn't have put print on a polo shirt. it just doesn't -- but like they all had it. these white polo shirts and it made me really happy. >> jimmy: that's really funny. very sweet, though, for them all to go do that. >> it's incredible. it's amazing. it was like a hug. it was like a warm ugandan hug from the what's app group. >> jimmy: this movie, "widows", viola davis was here talking about it. you play a very scary guy in the movie. in fact, i watched it today, and now i'm glad you're nice. >> yeah? >> jimmy: yeah. because you play a really genuinely scary man. >> i've heard that people were very scared of me after watching it. yeah, he does some things that you shouldn't do. he's a violent dude. he's a violent guy. and it's just basically like a -- he's like a manifestation of the violence that he's seen

in chicago. >> jimmy: there's a scene in the movie, and i don't want to ruin it, i don't want to say exactly what it is, maybe you can, i don't know, but there's a scene with a man in a wheelchair that is, like, it's kind of a classic movie scene. i think it's going to be seen as a classic movie scene because not only is it violent and shocking, but also funny in a way. >> yeah, because he plays a very funny game with him. >> jimmy: yeah. am i the only one that thought it was funny? >> yeah, you're the only one. you're a bit of a weirdo, bro. i don't know what you do in your spare time. >> jimmy: it surprised me so much, it made me laugh. >> what bit made you laugh? >> jimmy: i don't want to ruin it. i don't know if i should say. i'll whisper it in your ear and then you can say it. it's like, come on. can you say that or not? >> yeah, like he -- no, i can't.

he waves something around and i assist him out of the chair as that happens. >> jimmy: exactly right. >> i assist him out of the chair. >> jimmy: you filmed the movie in chicago. >> i love chicago. >> jimmy: have you been to chicago before? >> i've got family in chicago. >> jimmy: is your family in chicago wearing polo shirts with your face on them? >> they recollected. they've got the package coming from uganda, shipped. it's a family right now. but yeah, i went there when i was 16 so i spent a lot of time there. it was really cool. >> jimmy: what's your favorite thing to eat in chicago? >> i didn't really eat -- everyone said i should eat pizza and i was like, no, i don't want to. >> jimmy: why not? >> i didn't want to. >> jimmy: hold on a second. you can promote whatever you want but i need to take a step back because you just said something crazy. what do you mean why would you want to eat pizza? i know, why get up in the morning? why look at the sun? why enjoy a rainbow? >> because pizza is just an open sandwich.

am i getting booed? come on now. i don't care! i don't care. it's an open, cooked sandwich. >> jimmy: all right. so, but it's a great -- >> i go, oh, whenever i have a pete, i'm like, cool, this is a cool open sandwich. i don't hate it. it's just not, like -- >> jimmy: in chicago -- >> i can open a sandwich at home and put on the grill. and so if i'm paying for something, i want to go somewhere where i can't do that. i can't make that. >> jimmy: president trump, we need someone deported modely. immediately. yes. he's calling pizza an open sandwich. yeah. okay. guillermo, unlock the door, all right? all right, we'll see you soon. that is shocking and controversial that could potentially affect your visa. >> should it? it should. but no, it's not like -- i just wouldn't -- >> jimmy: there's no getting out of this now. >> it's not. i believe it, though.

so it doesn't even matter. if i believe it's true, it's true. >> jimmy: you're about to get sent a hail of pizzas. the movie is called "widows." it opens november 16th. daniel kaluuya, everybody. we'll be right back with big boi. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank martin lawrence, and daniel kaluuya. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, here with the single "order of operations" with help from sleepy brown, big boi! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ get your hands up. come on! ♪ wake up fresh crease jeans get to the money ♪ ♪ roll up smoke pour up drink right back to the money ♪ ♪ pull up stunt turn up leave more mother

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this is "nightline." >> tonight, the urgent manhunt. >> we got a level one, suspicious package. >> federal law enforcement zeroing in on leads in florida and across the country as they hunt for the person responsible for those suspected pipe bombs. today in new york city, actor robert de niro added to the list of targets. now, agents dismantling the devices from the tape to the wires and what they reveal. plus, facing controversy. >> what is racist? >> megyn kelly's fate now in the hands of nbc execs. her controversial blackface comments. >> back when i was a kid, that was okay as long as you were dressing up as like a character. >> and kelly's mea culpa. >> i was wrong and i am sorry. >> not cutting it. why some