that's our report. appreciate your time. dan ashley. >> i'm ama daetz. for larry and >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- dakota johnson. from "the oath," ike barinholtz. guillermo on the road to brooklyn. "scary times" anthem creator lynzy lab. and music from tom morello with portugal the man. and now, places, everybody -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. thank you for coming. everyone, i am jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you. i have to say something real quick. there's a question i get asked a lot, and it's -- now that we have this president, people ask, is it easy now? it must be easy to write jokes, there's so much material, the

jokes must write themselves, and it's not true. we still write the jokes ourselves, and in fact, in a way, it makes it harder to be funny when nonsense and stupidity is pouring onto your head at all times, but -- so the jokes do not write themselves. or should i say, they did not write themselves until today. when kanye west visited the white house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i kind of feel like every day i say, oh, it's a crazy day, today was the craziest day. this was something special. okay? the much-anticipated lunch between kanye and his magasty, donald trump, turned into so much more than just a lunch. why they decided to allow cameras into this meeting, i have no idea. it really should concern -- even the people who love donald trump should be, like, well, maybe he's not the best when it comes to decisionmaking after this because not only was this a crazy conversation for this white house, this is the kind of conversation that would typically be held between people wearing hospital bracelets.

>> i did say abolish with the hat on because why would you keep something around that's a trap door? if you're building a floor, the constitution is the base of our industry, right, of our country, of our company, would you build a trap door that if you mess up and you accidentally something happens, you fall and you end up next to the unabomber. you got to remove all that trap door out of the relationship. they wrote the 13th amendment and i think the way the universe works, it's perfect. we don't have 13 floors, do we? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's the president of the united states sitting quietly while an irrational madman rants and raves at him. now he knows how we feel every morning when we wake up to him. [ laughter ] it's so nuts that he was in this situation. kid rock was at the white house today too. and there's a hurricane going on. donald trump is such a monumental narcissist that any famous person who puts on a red hat gets a visit and plenty of time for one-on-one.

>> the dopest cars, the most amazing, i don't really say dope, i don't say negative words and try to flip them. we just say positive, lovely, divine, universal words, so the fliest, freshest, most amazing car and what we want to start with is i brought up -- i brought a gift with me right here. this right here is the i-plane 1. it's a hydrogen-powered airplane and this is what our president should be flying in. look at this shirt. if he don't look good, we don't look good. this is our president. >> that's true. >> he has to be the freshest, the fliest, the fliest planes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i -- it's -- i don't know. [ applause ] i mean, i don't even know if that plane exists, but it runs on hydrogen. i think kanye just pitched him the hindenburg. [ laughter ] kanye went on for quite some time. he praised the president's male energy and implied that donald trump is the strong supportive

father figure he never had. [ laughter ] eric and don junior were like, yeah, join the club. [ laughter ] this ranting and raving. this is the kind of thing that happens on the subway in new york, not in the oval office. watching this today, the only thing i could compare it to is tom hanks talking to wilson, the volleyball. >> i'm going to go ahead and drop some bombs for you. 98th percentile iq test. i had a 75th percentile of all human beings but it was counting eight numbers backwards. i'm going to work on that. he said that i actually wasn't bipolar, i had sleep deprivation, which could cause dementia. i wouldn't even remember my son's name. i wouldn't be able to remember his name from a misdiagnosis. >> jimmy: that's right. that's from the movie. "cast-a-ye." it was nominated for an academy award. kanye went on for almost ten minutes uninterrupted. if you missed it, we whittled it down to the best of the dragon energy best.

>> it was something about when i put this hat on and made me feel like superman. i had the balls. because i have enough balls to put on this hat, you think racism can control me? oh, that don't stop me. that's an invisible wall. you actually read the amendment, you'd get locked up and turned into a slave. he might not have expected to have a crazy [ bleep ] like kanye west run up and support. we have to make our core be in power. we have to bring jobs into america. and i think it would be cool to have yeezy ideation centers. play basketball while you're doing math. you learn about music while you meditate in the morning. we're cheating on our country, and we're putting people in positions to have to do illegal things to end up in a cheapest factory ever, the prison system pretty impressive. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it was like donald trump -- like trump is sitting

across from his own twitter account come to life. [ laughter ] this is a great photo from today. this is kanye, danye, ivanka, and jared all wearing hats. jared, so cool in that hat. wow. he really kicks ass. what do these -- what do these celebrities think they're accomplishing with trump? i mean, you go in, you take a picture, you talk, he agrees with whatever you say then immediately forgets all about it. the only thing he retains is how much you like him and kanye likes him. in fact, kanye loves him. >> honestly, from our standpoint, this was just set up to be a lunch, two people that i like, and i guess they like me, and we're going to have lunch. we're going to talk. >> you say -- you said i guess you know i love you. >> i know you do. but i don't want to put you in that spot. >> no, i'm standing in that spot. i lovehere. amen. >> a gtlen our 45th and 46th presidents of the united states.

[ laughter ] and then they had lunch. and of course this meeting of the minds resulted in quite a commotion on cable news. they were like, hurricane michael, screw you, we got crazy to cover. [ laughter ] on cnn, i was watching cnn. april ryan, who's a very tough, very sharp reporter, was somehow able to get this major inside scoop. >> i talked to someone who's very familiar with the kardashians or used to be, text messaging with ray j. you know who he is. he was once close with kim kardashian. he said that i think that it's great for young black entrepreneurs and artists to talk one-on-one with the president of the united states of america, and he goes on to say this. but, in watching the tape that ray jay was watching this cnn, he did say he's a little concerned. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ray jay is a little concerned. guys, ray jay's a little concerned. the guy who made a sex tape with kanye's wife is concerned. [ laughter ] and why does april ryan have ray jay's telephone number?

that, we may never know. the president led a pep rally in erie, pennsylvania, last night, where in addition to taking shots at the "me too" movement he accused hillary clinton of colluding with russia in the election. he accused her of colluding with russia. he might as well accuse her of having sex with stormy daniels at this point. [ laughter ] that's how much sense that makes. hillary had a pretty good comeback on twitter. she wrote, "seriously, you asked russia to hack me on national television." [ laughter ] where that humor was during the campaign, i don't know, but i guess they finally got wi-fi in the forest. [ laughter ] hey, oh, i want to mention, starting on monday, we will be in brooklyn, new york, for a full week of shows. [ cheers and applause ] brooklyn academy of music, b.a.m. and guillermo is already almost there. he's been traveling across the country in a bus, the guillermobile and he's miserable, by the way. yesterday, he was in chicago. they made the mistake of putting him on the local news. >> he's been eating his way

across the country until he gets to brooklyn, and he says, it's been fun, but there is one downside. >> there's only one restroom, so you can imagine. a lot of laughing, a lot of talking, and a lot of farting. everybody fart like every ten seconds. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like a little gas pinata. let check in with guillermo. he is in philadelphia right now. he's eating again at pat's king of steaks in philadelphia. hello, guillermo. there they are. oh, look at that mouth of meat >> guillermo: hi, jimmy! >> cheese and onions, cheese and onions! >> jimmy: guillermo, you're not supposed to be in the kitchen. >> cheese and onions, let's go! we got a line outside! >> guillermo: how you like your sandwich, with or without? >> jimmy: with, of course. what do you mean without? who would ever eat a sandwich is that cheese whiz?

>> that's cheese whiz, jimmy. >> jimmy: but it doesn't come out of a can, does it. >> no, it comes out of a bag now. >> jimmy: it comes out of a bag. so, this is the home. pat's is the home of the cheese steak, is that correct? >> we are the originators of the cheese steak. my great uncle pat invented the steak sandwich and the cheese steak in 1930. >> jimmy: that's frank, his great uncle pat. wow. my uncles didn't invent anything at all, really. how did he invent the cheese steak? >> he wanted something different for lunch and he was eating hot dogs every day so he sent my grandfather to the butcher, he got chopped steak. made it for himself and a cab driver saw it and loved and said, that's the sandwich you should make and stop making hot dogs and that was the invention of the cheese steak. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. and your buddy barry is there too as well, right? >> yeah, crazy barry's at the soda window. >> jimmy: let's go see barry at the soda window. >> guillermo: here, jimmy, he's over here, look. >> jimmy: wait a minute. that's not barry. that's gritty.

>> i'm not gritty, i'm barry! >> jimmy: wait a minute. oh, hey, barry, how are you doing? i can't see what's going on. >> i'm doing great, jimmy. >> jimmy: shouldn't gritty be in a hair net right now? it seems like in the kitchen -- oh, sorry, gritty. >> he's destroying pat's king of steaks right now. you can't take him anywhere. >> jimmy: what are you ordering? what are you having tonight? >> going to have a cheese steak or two and some french fries and settle down and watch the philadelphia eagles game tonight against the new york giants. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know you're a big eagles fan. i can see by the jacket. but you also like the giants too, right? >> no. [ laughter ] no, i don't. >> jimmy: you do not. >> i don't like the giants. we're in philadelphia. >> jimmy: yes, yes. >> at the king of steaks, pat's, philadelphia, the greatest sports town in the united states, bar none, for the greatest fans anywhere. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at gritty. what kind of animal is gritty? all right.

i'm going to wrap this up beforn okay. guillermo, do you think you're going to make it to brooklyn? >> guillermo: i hope so, jimmy. >> jimmy: i hope so too. >> guillermo: every part of my body hurts. >> jimmy: every part of your body hurts, all right. well, thank you, guys. thank you, barry, thank you, frank. thanks, gritty. [ cheers and applause ] oh, i wish i could have one of those right now. we'll see you in brooklyn, guillermo. see you on monday. all right. hey, today, by the way, is -- it's two big days, national coming out day and also the international day of the girl. have you heard about this? the idea of this day is to focus on female leadership to make better lives for girls around the world, and you know, the news -- [ cheers and applause ] we've moved on from the hurricane. we've moved off of the supreme court confirmation madness, but millions of people haven't. i personally found these discussions that happened after dr. ford told her story, i thought, you know, there's a lot of women like my wife will say, you don't know what it's like to be a woman, and i always go, uh, but until i started hearing

these stories, i really -- i didn't know what it was like to be a woman, about how threatened women feel a lot of the time and then i heard a song written by a dance teacher who works at texas state university. her name is lynzy lab. she wrote a song in response to our president saying this is a very scary time for young men. the song is called "a scary time." in just a few days, this racked up tens of millions of views on twitter and facebook. very well done. so we invited lynzy to california to play it for us. she traveled out here and with her song, "a scary time," please welcome lynzy lab, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i can't walk to my car late at night while on the phone i can't open up ♪ ♪ i can't open up my windows when i'm home alone ♪ ♪ i can't go to a bar without a chaperone ♪ ♪ i can't wear a mini skirt if

it's the only one i own ♪ ♪ i can't use public transportation after 7:00 p.m. ♪ ♪ ♪ i can't be brutally honest with you i can't go to the club just to dance ♪ ♪ i can't ever leave my drink unattended ♪ ♪ but it sure is a scary time for boys ♪ ♪ yeah gentlemen band together and make some noise ♪ ♪ it's really tough when your reputation's on the line ♪ ♪ and any woman you assaulted could turn up at any time ♪ ♪ can't speak to any woman or look her in the eyes ♪ ♪ so confusing is it rape or is it just being nice ♪ ♪ so inconvenient that you even have to think twice ♪ ♪ i can't live in an apartment if it's on the first floor ♪ ♪ i can't be wearing silk pajamas when i answer the door ♪ ♪ can't have another drink even if i want more ♪ ♪ i can't make you feel invalid,

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up ♪ ♪ the day to note is november 6th so let's go make some noise ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. lynzy lab, everybody. thank you very much. tonight on the show, tom morello with portugal the man. ike barinholtz is here, and we'll be right back with dakota johnson. alright, let's get going! and you want to make sure to aim it. i'm aiming it. ohhhhhhh! i ordered it for everyone. [laughing] (dad vo) we got the biggest subaru to help bring our family together. i'm just resting my eyes. (dad vo) even though we're generations apart. what a day. i just love those kids.

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it's called "the atlas underground." tom morello with portugal the man and whethan. [ cheers and applause ] next week, starting monday night, we'll be in brooklyn, new york for five shows at the brooklyn academy of music with adam sandler, eminem, julia louis dreyfus, john krasinski, cardi b, alexandria ocasio cortez, mike birbiglia. plus music from st. vincent, bebe rexha, paul shaffer, j. balvin, wu tang clan and hundreds and hundreds of my aunts and uncles too. [ cheers and applause ] please join us for that if you're there. please watch it if you're not. to celebrate our trip to brooklyn, we made a twitter emoji. if you tweet using the hashtag "kimmel in brooklyn" or "kimmel" an emoji pops up. and i think it will give you eternal life. so, be careful. our first guest is a third-generation movie star whose films have inspired millions of americans to attempt new and boundary-pushing romantic techniques. her new movie "bad times at the el royale" opens tomorrow. please welcome dakota johnson.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's great to see you. >> great to see you too. >> jimmy: we're neighbors, we're actually next door neighbors. >> we are. we share bushes. >> jimmy: yes. we have mutual bushes. do you mind if i tell the story of what happened the other night on saturday night? >> oh my god, yeah, because i'd like to get some clarity on it too. >> jimmy: okay. all right. so, on saturday night, there was a big charity event, will ferrell hosted it and there were a lot of very funny people there, jerry seinfeld, conan, james corden, sarah silverman, a lot of very funny people there, but the funniest moment of the night, for me, was after the event. you and i were chatting near the bar, and two of our mutual

neighbors came up and said, hey, it's like a neighbor -- it's like a block reunion. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i was like, hey, how you doing? you immediately said, did you guys tow my grandfather's truck? [ laughter ] >> i don't know what happened. >> jimmy: and their reaction was -- well, first of all, it was very clear that, yes, they did tow your grandfather's truck. [ laughter ] they went, ha, ha, and then they just kind of disappeared. they were gone. they were just off into the ether. >> i don't know what happened. i turned into medusa. i, like, flung around and i was like, arrgh! and i'm not a confrontational person at all. >> jimmy: i was wondering about that because i thought, wow, dakota is surprisingly confrontational. >> just people that i don't know. i don't know them. >> jimmy: i also felt like, oh, if i have problems on the block, i'm going to come to you first and tell you about them so you can handle them. >> it was so bad. i felt really bad. >> jimmy: it was great. it was great. i laughed about it the whole

night. i mean, i really did. i could not stop thinking about it and laughing about it. has there been any fallout from that? >> no, i think i really scared them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i really scared myself. >> jimmy: what happened? your grandfather left you this truck. it's a really cool old truck. >> it's a '95 f-150. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it doesn't look super nice. >> jimmy: no. >> right now. >> jimmy: it's a beater truck. it's got out of state license plates. and he left it to you? or you went and just took it? >> he gave it to me and then he passed away. >> jimmy: i see. >> so, it's very sentimental. >> jimmy: right. >> but these neighbors, like -- >> jimmy: it was just on -- >> i hope they're watching right now, because -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it wasn't in front of their house. >> no, it was in front of my house. >> jimmy: it was in front of both of our houses and i didn't have a problem with you. >> was it you? >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] >> what? no. i didn't do it. >> jimmy: no, it wasn't me. i would never do something like that. >> they kept calling about it

and they kept saying, i really just don't want to look at it anymore. and i was like, well, then look somewhere else. [ laughter ] you don't have to stare at it all day. >> jimmy: i didn't know you could just have something towed. >> apparently you can. >> jimmy: you can. >> but they called the tow truck and by the grace of god, i got there right before the tow truck, but my battery was dead, so it was a very complicated situation. >> jimmy: did the tow truck driver then jump start the truck for you? >> no. >> jimmy: he did not. oh. so he wasn't helpful in any way. >> he was happy to not have to do his job. which i'm sure is not -- >> jimmy: well, we all are, really. [ laughter ] wow. well, i was impressed, i have to say. i really -- i have to hand it to you. i don't think -- i would just quietly mutter for the rest of my days on the block if something like that happened. >> that's kind of what they did. the neighbors. >> jimmy: yeah. you haven't heard from them, have you? >> no, but i'm going to send them a cake. [ laughter ] of my truck.

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>> jimmy: that's dakota johnson and john hamm in "bad times at the el royale." that's a good movie. >> that was just a clip of me saying all the different ways i can say, what do you want? which is to show you the array of my acting. >> jimmy: explain the -- because i don't want to ruin it and i have been -- i have been known to do it from time to time. explain what the idea behind the movie is. >> well, i can't really explain it because we're very secretive about spoilers and we don't -- it's a movie that you don't -- you haven't seen anything like it. >> jimmy: for sure. >> it's a complete original. it's about seven strangers who end up in the same hotel on one night, and all of them are not who they appear to be, and it's very, very entertaining and shocking and really a beautiful film. >> jimmy: yes, it's very, very well done. you have another movie coming out this month as well. >> yes. >> jimmy: you're competing against yourself. it's called "suspiria."

>> every day of my life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who directed this movie? >> luka guadanino. >> jimmy: he's the guy -- he was nominated for an academy award? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. yes. he directed the movie with the kid. you know -- >> timmy? >> jimmy: timothee chalamet. >> call me by your name." >> jimmy: yes. weird one to forget the name of okay. that movie is a scary movie? >> yes. but it's not jumpy scary. it will just make you feel deeply uncomfortable. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, great. so it's a date night type of film. [ laughter ] >> yeah. bring your kids. don't bring your kids. >> jimmy: don't bring my kids, yeah. i won't bring my kids, even if they wanted to come, i would not bring my kids. we're fighting with the kids right now, by the way. >> i love your kids. give them to me. i love them. >> jimmy: well, believe me, i'll drop them off tomorrow at 5:00 when they wake up. >> i have more pictures of your children on my refrigerator than

i do of my -- well, i don't have children, but any other children that i know. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. thank you. you invited my children and you were very nice and invited my wife and i to your birthday party. how did the party go without us? it was probably terrible, right? >> oh, yeah, it was bad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why -- you had like a very family oriented birthday party. >> yeah. it was fun. it was, like, daytime, evening, and it was a lot of kids stuff and a lot of, like, pinatas and things. >> jimmy: how many pinatas? >> like, eight. >> jimmy: eight pinatas. wow, that's a lot of pinatas. that's a lot of pinata. eight pinatas. did the adults swat at them or -- because that seems like it would take -- >> i did. >> jimmy: you did, yeah. >> yeah, i was like, give me that, kid! >> jimmy: what is your opinion of pinatas? you must like them if you have them at your birthday party. >> what is my pinata? i love them. why? >> jimmy: i don't like them. >> why? >> jimmy: because i think they bring out the worst in everyone.

[ laughter ] first of all, there's that whole thing where the kid's holding a bat and all the other kids are real close. no, whatever, watch the bat! whatever. and then when they do finally break through -- >> that's the suspense part. you're like, who's going to get it? >> jimmy: then it takes like 45 minutes until some thuggish child gets hold of it, somebody who's a little too old -- >> children are very weak. >> jimmy: and when the candy comes out the kids are like animals feasting. and you look at it going, oh, no. >> it's amazing. this one kid had his pockets -- he had a sweatshirt on, his pockets were out to here and the candy was just falling out all over the place and he just kept going. >> jimmy: he became a pinata himself. >> it went back in his pocket. that kid was me. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. happy belated birthday. the movie is called "bad times at the el royale." it opens tomorrow and "suspiria" opens october 26th. dakota johnson, everybody. we'll be right back! here we go.

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>> jimmy: wow, welcome back.

our next guest is a very funny actor, comedian, and now director too of an unexpectedly political and bloody thanksgiving comedy called "the oath." >> shame on you. >> that's it. >> that is it. you know what? i don't want to eat with you people, so i'm going to take my food and my wine and i'm going to go sit in the car in the driveway and i'm going to listen to some news and i'm going to read little articles on my phone and eat my food and you all can sit here at the table and stuff your big fat [ bleep ] faces and talk about the people that are being brutally executed in the street by our police state. i'll be in the driveway. happy thanksgiving, mother [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: "the oath" opens in select cities tomorrow. please welcome ike barinholtz. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? congratulations, you did a great job with the movie. >> i just saw dakota johnson

backstage. >> jimmy: yes. >> and it's crazy because i was supposed to be in "fifty shades of gray." >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah, i shot a screen test, then they watched it, then they cast dakota in that part. [ laughter ] which i think is good because it would have changed the movie a lot and my ass is too hairy. i don't know what to say. how are you, pal? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. thank you for being here. you know, well, tell us -- explain the idea behind this movie because it's very interesting, and i had no idea where it was headed when i watched it. >> if you can imagine a politically divided america where we have a president who's obsessed with loyalty. >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> step outside reality. >> jimmy: i don't know what that would look like. yeah. >> but he comes up with an idea for a loyalty oath that he wants people to sign, and people go crazy, and the deadline to sign it is the friday after thanksgiving. so the whole movie takes place in the house the week of thanksgiving. and it kind of starts off as kind of like funny, political, like family, don't talk politics

at the table. and then it turns into just bloody chaos. >> jimmy: do you worry at all that you might give him some ideas? as far as this loyalty oath goes? [ laughter ] >> i keep checking twitter to make sure that my movie is not a documentary now. [ laughter ] but he's busy. he has important things to do like hang out with kanye. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. tiffany haddish plays your wife in the movie. how did that come to pass? >> i saw her in the movie "keanu." great movie. "key and peele." peter atencio directed it. and i just thought, she would be a great wife for me. in a movie, in a movie. and so she came to the set of "the mindy project" and we had this long talk and she said, i love this movie and i've never seen anything like it before. we hugged and i said, it is so great meeting you and she goes, we were in "meet the spartans" together in 2006, you don't rep that [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] and i was like, true, i don't remember that. but yeah, she's -- she's a national treasure. >> jimmy: yes, she is a national treasure. and you also.

i mean, you should start buying stocks, because you met her before she was tiffany haddish. you didn't even remember meeting her at the time. >> i didn't, and she -- i always think i'm the most likable person on-set. and compared to her, i'm like alex jones. yeah, man. she's so likeable. like the first -- >> jimmy: alex jones. >> well, you know, i guess -- >> jimmy: you don't think people like him on-set? >> where's crafty? i'm thirsty! but yeah, the first night, she was there. she met the cast for the first time. and we were wrapping for the night. everyone was talking about what time they were meeting up, and i was like, what are you guys doing? oh, tiffany invited us to dj khalid's party at diddy's house and i wasn't invited. >> jimmy: no! for real? >> yeah. everyone else -- nora dunn was there. ridiculous. >> jimmy: nora dunn was invited and you weren't? >> yes!

>> jimmy: why did you single nora out for that? [ laughter ] >> i don't know. i love you, nora. i was bummed. tiffany, if you're watching it, you owe me an apology. >> jimmy: you never discussed this with her? >> i don't want to discuss it. i'm hurt. >> jimmy: this would be the moment where we bring her out and really get into it. >> hi, tiff. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe she wanted you, as the director, to be at home preparing the next day's shoot. >> i think that's probably what it was. >> jimmy: yes, that is probably what it was. >> i'm over it now. it's fine. >> jimmy: you also cast your brother to play your brother in the movie. >> i did. because my brother is my brother and we fight a lot in the movie. i thought we could draw from all the fights we've had this our lives, you know? >> jimmy: what's -- he's younger than you? >> he's six years younger than me, but my father is also in the movie. i follow the jimmy kimmel principle which is just, hire your family. >> jimmy: yeah, right. [ laughter ] >> much like saddam hussein, i only trust the people closest to me. >> jimmy: have you met my son? >> he was good. he took a picture with me backstage.

yeah, it was a family affair. >> jimmy: what does your dad -- what part did your dad have in the movie? >> my dad's an attorney in real life, so i cast him as "attorney." [ laughter ] and he -- it's all on the phone. his part is all on the phone. and he recorded it and i called him a few weeks later and i go, hey, about your part. he goes, say no more, i understand you have to make tough cuts, if i'm not in the movie, i get it. i said, no, i just re-recorded it, dude, chill out. put a jacket over your head and record it. he's so show business. he's good, he signed with uta. >> jimmy: has he? wouldn't that be something? >> he's dating cardi b. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, he is, that's great. >> he left my mom, though, and that's really sad to me. >> jimmy: well, listen, if he's going to date cardi b., it's probably for the best. >> my mom is dating channing tatum. >> jimmy: wow, that's great! [ laughter ] >> thanksgiving's going to be weird this year. >> jimmy: i bet he'll get you a nice christmas gift, though. >> i bet he will. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do your parents love being a part of the movie experience? >> yeah, they go to the

premieres and stuff and dress up. my dad -- they've been to premieres before, because since i've been going to them, i've been bringing them. i brought my dad to "the neighbors 2" premiere. my dad occasionally partakes in a legal substance in california. >> jimmy: legal? >> a legal substance. >> jimmy: gotcha. do his clients know this? when they go through their billable hours, are they going, wait a minute, there aren't 38 hours in a day. >> it says here miscellaneous munchies? but we were there, you know, and seth rogen was there and he enjoys that. >> jimmy: oh, no. uh-huh. >> and we're talking and seth fires some of that up and my dad, like, kind of perks up and is watching like, you know, and i motion -- i go, one hit. [ laughter ] and he goes -- and he takes it. >> jimmy: weird conversation to have to have with your dad. [ laughter ] >> only take one hit of seth rogen's outer space weed, dad.

[ laughter ] but he takes one hit of it and he smokes like old school, like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that the old way to smoke? >> i guess that's how they did it in the '60s. >> jimmy: do that one more time. [ laughter ] >> all right, i guess -- i guess that's a thing. >> jimmy: all right. [ applause ] >> so, like, whatever, 25 minutes go by and finally my brother's like, we got to go. where's dad? >> jimmy: oh no. >> and they had rented out like 14 different hotel rooms all on one floor. and we went through every single room. finally we got to the last room and he's in the room by himself in this giant chair, he's like, i have to go home now. [ laughter ] poor guy. he had too much. but he's a great attorney and you should reach out to him if you have any legal troubles. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ike barinholtz, everyone. his movie is called "the oath." it opens in new york, l.a., and d.c. tomorrow. nationwide october 19th. we'll be on howard stern

tomorrow. >> yes, we will, my friend. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with tom morello, portugal the man, and whethan. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank dakota johnson and ike barinholtz. apologies to matt damon. his album is called "the atlas underground." here with the song "every step that i take" with some help from whethan, tom morella with portugal the man. ♪ one for the shadows one foot on the brake ♪ ♪ one step toward the shallows where it's quiet and safe ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ from the time i was born through all of my days try to catch my breath out of the womb and ♪ ♪ into the flames searching for the neon path i've been waiting ♪ ♪ my whole life in the crossfire yeah i've been hiding ♪ ♪ my whole life in the crossfire yeah the crossfire every time i move ♪ ♪ every step that i take everywhere i look it's right in front of my face ♪ ♪ one foot in the shadows one foot on the brakes one foot towards the gallows where it's quiet and safe ♪ ♪ every step that i take ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh every step that i take ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ every step that i take step that i take ♪ ♪ step that i take every step

that i take ♪ ♪ lost in the motions locked in the safe ♪ ♪ trying to forget the key and i know where i lost it ♪ ♪ but i'll never say one day it was taken from me ♪ ♪ i've been waiting my whole life in the crossfire ♪ ♪ yeah i've been hiding my whole life ♪ ♪ in the crossfire yeah the crossfire ♪ ♪ every time i move every step that i take ♪ ♪ everywhere i look it's right in front of my face ♪ ♪ one foot in the shadows one foot on the brakes ♪ ♪ one foot towards the gallows where it's quiet and safe ♪ ♪ every step that i take ♪ ooh ooh ooh every step that i take ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh every step that i take ♪

♪ step that i take every step that i take step that i take every step that i take ♪ ♪ every step that i take every step that i take every step that i take every step that i take ♪ ♪ every step that i take every step that i take take take take take take ♪ ♪ every step that i take

every time i move every step that i take everywhere i look ♪ ♪ it's right in front of my face one foot in the shadows one foot on the brakes ♪ ♪ can't shake this force that keeps calling my name every step that i take ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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