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freeman. see you tomorrow. from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- morgan freeman, from "the front runner," bill burr, and music from gaz coombes, and now, wake up. here's jimmy kimmel. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. thank you. hi. very nice. thank you. how are you, everyone? welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ applause ] very nice. we're coming to you from los angeles, california, home of the second best team in major league baseball. that's pretty good, right? dodger fans are especially blue
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today. according to the fake news media, the red sox beat the dodgers last night to win the world series but we know the real story is the dodgers swept the world series in four games and the lamestream media won't report that we have a lot of boston fan, dicky is one. most were at the game. some of whom snuck the game last night. there were a lot of red sox fans at dodger stadium includes a couple whose names you may know. >> there's leslie mann, husband judd apatow. tony robbins, from ben affleck to matt damon to jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: let me tell you something, there's nothing worse than paying a lot of money for tickets and having to sit next to an obnoxious jerk the whole game. the last time i ever use groupon again. he eats other people's
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unfinished food off the floor like a rodent. after the game he's down on his hands and knees eating garbage like this. that was unfortunate but the big loser even though his team one was ben affleck who made the mistake of sitting between us and that's what they call -- i believe they call that collateral damage, though. the red sox won the series last night but the dodgers won one for the record books friday night. last year, guillermo and cleto and i went to the shortest world series game and almost missed the game. on friday we went to the longest game in postseason history, 7:20. 18 innings long. i had -- honestly i had to carry this little fellow to the car. it was -- you know, dodger stadium stopped serving food and beer after the seventh even if it goes 18. for 11 innings there was nothing to eat or drink. luckily my brother brought his glove to catch foul balls and
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were able to eat that as a family. one thing i noticed no one does the wave anymore. i guess that is out of style. funny because i always hated doing the wave. here it comes again. now that it's gone, i miss it. but you know what they should get rid of. jeff, play -- ♪ no, not that one, the -- the first one. yeah, yeah. right. ♪ >> jimmy: now, hold on a second. what could be less motivating than -- [ laughter ] like they put a flamenco dancer in front of the crowd. ♪ that's the opposite of getting fired up. i had a dodger dog at the game and when i say i had a dodger dog i had three dodger dogs but we went to the little condiment counter. i like the
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mustard. i don't talk to people who vary. the brown mustard that was usually there was not there and instead they had this big pump bottle of honey mustard which nothing against honey mustard, it's fine for chicken fingers but you don't put that on a hot dog. even bees, if you offered them honey mustard, but the dodgers had honey mustard out for their hot dogs and that's why they lost the world series. it's the fundamentals. it's as simple as that. you have to -- [ applause ] you know, you probably know another sad and scary week here in the united states, but the good news if you can call it that, they caught the guy who they believe was sending all those pipe bombs in the mail, the fbi tracked him and got him. the guy's name is cesar sayoc, he was arrested in florida, of course, near ft. lauderdale. they also found his van. i want you to close your eyes for a minute and imagine what kind of a van a guy who sent
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mail bombs would drive. okay. you got it. all right, now open your eyes and that's exactly it. right? i mean, that's the van. that is his van. he's a pizza delivery guy too. imagine getting a pizza from this. the president was asked if in the wake of the bomb scare directed at his political opponents, he plans to pull back on all the media bashing. >> would you yourself pledge to tone down the -- >> i think i've been toned down. i could really tone it up because as you know, the media has been extremely unfair to me and to the republican party. >> jimmy: if you stop saying mean things about me i'll stop inciting angry lunatics to kill you. he lashed out via twitter blaming the media for the recent violence. like when a bully punches you and says stop hitting yourself. he wrote the fake enemy of the
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people. no wonder he bankrupted all the casinos. he doesn't know how to gamble. he tweeted this in the wake of another senseless mass shooting in pittsburgh. he wrote, this evil anti-semitic attack is an assault on humanity. it will take all of us working together to extract the poison of anti-semitism from our world. we must unite to conquer hate. okay. no way he wrote that, but fine, it's a good statement later. a few hours later this is his next tweet. watching the dodgers/red sox final innings. it is amazing how a manager takes out a pitcher who is loose and dominating through almost seven innings. rich hill of dodgers and brings in nervous reliever who get shellacked. four run lead gone, managers do it all the time. this is what he's thinking about on a day someone went into a synagogue with an ar-15.
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there is none more fascinating than a man named george conway because he is married to kellyanne conway. this is what he tweeted today. a quote from an op-ed in "the washington post." this president will never offer comfort, compassion or empathy to a grieving nation. it's not in him. when questioned after a tragedy he will always be glib and inappropriate so i have a wild suggestion, let's stop asking him. his words are only salt in the wound. his wife is the salt shaker on the wounds. i would love to hear the conversations that go on in this house. [ laughter ] in happier news halloween is a couple of days away. most kids know what they're going for. but if you have young children like i do, you know that kids change their minds constantly with halloween. my daughter jane who is 4 has been telling us for months that she wants to be wonder woman for the third year in a row so we got her the outfit, the shield, the sword, the lasso. the whole thing. she's been wearing it around the
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house until yesterday she saw a picture of her friend scarlet in a batgirl costume then broke down and said i don't want to be wonder woman anymore. i want to be gat girl now which is not happening because we already bought the costume and one of us is going to wear it on halloween. this goes on in every house. we came up with an idea that i think is ingenius. the indecisive child halloween costume. make it at home. all you have to do is guillermo is demonstrating. take your flat screen off the wall, get elmer's glue, glue the television to your child and now you're ready for halloween. now no matter how many times he changes his mind or her mind, it won't be a problem. this is kai. how old are you? 8. >> jimmy: have you ever changed your mind about your costume? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: this is perfect for you. what do you want to be for halloween?
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>> i want to be captain america. >> jimmy: all right. there we go. captain america. good, right? [ applause ] you still want to be captain america? >> no, wait, i don't want to be captain america. >> jimmy: who do you want to be? i want to be luke skywalker. how about that. he's luke skywalker. good? [ applause ] >> no, wait. i pirate. >> jimmy: a pirate. bang. a pirate. >> i ghostbuster. >> jimmy: here we go. you're a ghost buster. >> a ghost. >> jimmy: to be busted. you're a ghost. >> ooh, ooh. the poop emoji. >> jimmy: here we go. you're the poop emoji. >> and an accordion player. >> jimmy: really.
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all right. you're an accordion player. there you go. ♪ is that what you're going to stick with. >> no, i want to be donald trump. >> jimmy: you want to be donald trump. there you go. there you go. there's the suit. let's get you a wig. we call this -- looks almost like your actual hair. go get some tootsie pops. happy halloween. [ applause ] guillermo, help him. >> trick-or-treat. global warming is a hoax. created by the chinese. >> jimmy: all right. thank you, kai. selling those in the lobby for $9,000 each. here you go. we have a beloved halloween tradition here at our show. our popular and infamous youtube challenge. every halloween for the past seven years i've encouraged parents to tell their kids i ate
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your halloween candy and then record the kids' reaction to that news. thousands and thousands of parents take part every year and we get reactions like these. >> while you were at school i ate all your candy. >> jimmy: we found a way to get kids exercise. i'm proud to announce we will do it again. you are hereby invited to participate in our youtube challenge. tell your children you ate all their halloween candy, not some, all of it. record it, post it to youtube with the title "hey, jimmy kimmel, i told my kids i ate all their halloween candy" then be on the lookout for a message from our youtube account and put the best on to celebrate halloween. all right. now, back to the world series. [ applause ]
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l.a. and boston -- boston and l.a. have been rivals for every year because of the lakers and celtics. not a lot of love lost. before the dodgers' world came crashing down we sent a crew and asked fans to engage in trash talk to rib boston a bit and this is how that went. >> red sox fans are the worst fans in the country. hands down. >> they tend to be loud, obnoxious. >> red sox fans -- >> can you do an impression from boston. >> do i sound like somebody from boston or new york. >> boston is more like this. boston isn't that way. >> well, from boston, me and the red sox is going to do damage to the dod gna hsspthe y know. why from boston think everyone from l.a. is a crazy weirdo froufrou vegan.
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>> we're happy and -- >> chug that chowder for me. >> i'm vegan. >> it just got clams in if. >> sorry, can't do that. >> here with the man who wrote i love l.a., randy newman. how do you feel good about the game. >> i feel good. i love l.a. >> can you do an impression of someone from boston. >> i hope that the dodgers lose tonight. >> can you do an impression of someone from boston who hasn't just had a stroke? do me a favor tell me why l.a. is more down to earth than boston? >> i'm not saying anything. nothing. although i did live in boston but i'm all about l.a. now. >> look right in there and give me a boston impression. >> the car outside the yard. >> that is really incredible. the whole thing. amazing. >> if the sox don't win i got to pound a full bottle of yeager. on ady.w they say yeager.
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>> chug this crowder and say the same thing. >> ah. ew. >> boston cream doughnut, chug it, chug it. >> wicked sox fan. >> i'm a wicked sox fan and i think they're the best. >> more doughnut, chowder. doughnut. get t dip the doughnut in the chowder. >> wicked sox fan. wicked sox fan. >> you suck, donne wallburg. [ applause ] >> jimmy: no reason to attack donnie wahlberg. tonight on the show, music from gaz coombes. bill burr is here. and we'll be right back with morgan freeman. [ applause ] deny thy father and refuse thy name. or if thou wilt not,
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four years ago, we rejected marshall tuck and his billionaire backers for superintendent of public instruction. but they're back. the corporate billionaires and their handpicked candidate, former wall street banker marshall tuck. tuck's billionaires have spent over $25 million distorting tony thurmond's outstanding record on education. all because they know tuck shares their agenda: diverting funds from our public schools into their corporate charter schools. the same agenda as trump and betsy devos.
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protect our public schools. say no, again, to marshall tuck. ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight, from the forthcoming movie "the front runner" - bill burr is here. he is a boston red sox fan, just an fyi. then his album is called "world's strongest man." gaz coombes from the mercedes-benz stage. [ applause ] tomorrow night on the show, milo ventimiglia and caitriona balfe will join us. we'll have music from willie nelson. and later this week, john stamos, emily ratajkowski, science bob pflugfelder, julia roberts will be here and ve music from trippie redd, and tenacious d. so please be here for all of that. our first guest's illustrious acting career has taken him from easy reader to oscar winner, in spite of a very girlish voice. his new movie, "the nutcracker
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and the four realms," opens friday. please welcome morgan freeman. [ applause ] >> jimmy: want to come sit here? every time you do that and it gets funnier each time. >> i'm bad. >> jimmy: you look great. i love this jacket you have. >> i'm under duress. >> jimmy: you're here under duress. what would you be doing right now, carving a pumpkin? is that something you've ever done. >> never. >> jimmy: not your thing. >> have you. >> jimmy: of course, i have. i've carved a lot of pumpkins. >> no, i mean pumpkins.
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it sounds like a metaphor. >> jimmy: when i say carving a pumpkin -- for what, the president. >> sorry. [ applause ] >> jimmy: when you were a kid you would dress up and go -- you were a kid in the '40s, righ what options did you have? >> nobody. just went trick-or-treating. >> jimmy: no costume? >> no costume. >> jimmy: that's begging, not trick-or-treating. >> be nice. we actually tricked. no treat, you got a trick. >> jimmy: is that right? when did people start dressing up? >> i have no idea. i wasn't around. >> jimmy: what kind of tricks did you pull on people? >> soap the windows. nowadays you toilet paper yards. this is's too expensive. >> jimmy: that would be very wasteful, i guess, in times -- >> i remember one time we went to a little cafe, the neighborhood i lived in in this
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little town and we trick-or-treat -- i said get out of here so we went outside and lit firecrackers, threw them inside. >> jimmy: you got to be nice to kids and give them candy or you suffer the consequences. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: it's our introduction to work and justice, trick-or-treating because you're freely working. i'm going to go knock on doors and people will give me stuff. if they don't i will bring all hell down on them. >> right. >> jimmy: in the form of, you know, firecrackers or soap. >> well, i mean it works. >> jimmy: it works. >> you don't have to go out and wash their windows. >> jimmy: your favorite candy? do you ever eat candy? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you eat? >> i'm a chock aalcoholic. on the one hand. >> jimmy: is it fancy chocolate or -- >> no, no, no. fancy. hershey's is what i could afford. now it's fancy. >> jimmy: all fancy chocolate. dark chocolate. >> yeah. >> jimmy: or milk chocolate.
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>> no, i -- milk chocolate has to be with reese's pieces. >> jimmy: oh, with reese's pieces. there you go. that's not fancy at all. you know, which was a kid i loved "sesame street and got older and loved "the electric company" and you were on "the electric company." most famously easy reader. was there any kind of a rivalry between "sesame street" and "the electric company." >> no, we were completely different entities coming out of the same studios, all the children television's workshops. >> jimmy: no bad blood at all. >> no. >> jimmy: mister rogers. >> no, we never did beat fred. i think it was complete -- >> jimmy: caroll spinney who played oscar the grouch and big bird just retired. >> about time, caroll.
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>> jimmy: did you work with him. >> i remember we did a parade one very cold winter day like, you know, st. patrick day parade or something like that. never again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your only parade to date? >> no, i did another one somewhere sometime and i don't remember but i remember that one because i almost froze to death. sitting in an open car just waving at people. >> new york. january. is that when st. patrick's day is. >> jimmy: no, they moved it to march. i don't know why they did it. march is even worse. well, and when you were on "electric company" i apologize for dwelling -- i know you've done other things since "electric company" but when you were on were parents always -- i would imagine parents were always dragging their kids to look at you. >> i was in a park in new jersey one time and this guy comes over
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and says, oh, easy reading.adin. would you mind saying hello to my daughter? so, sure, right. come on, come on so he takes me over there and it's his 2-year-old. i says, honey, this is easy reader. and i went to philadelphia one time, first time i ever rode in a limousine. they drove me from new york to philadelphia. i was going to be in the shopping mall signing autographs so i'm standing there and i must be there for an hour and a half signing my name. you get writer's cramp and all kind of stuff and then, boom, it was over and the people left. on the floor all the little bits of paper i was signing. >> jimmy: no. boy, easy reader had a hard run at it.
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[ laughter ] wow, i'm sorry to hear that. >> you give it all for art. >> jimmy: morgan freeman is here. his movie is called "the nutcracker and the four realms." we'll be right back with more morgan. portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by downy unstoppables. keep your clothes feisty fresh. whoa! it's so clear! yeah, it has an amazing liquid retina display... (photographer) look at the colors! ...on a network built for unlimited. oooh. i can't hold this smile much longer! i can. literally, forever. (vo) it's here! switch to the sprint network and we'll give you the iphone xr for people with hearing loss, to use for $0 per month with eligible trade-in. visit sprintrelay.com.
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i need nour help with something. with this. >> oh. i haven't seen this in a very long time. >> jimmy: that is morgan freeman in "the nutcracker and the four realms." it opens friday. that is when you have the wig and the eye patch, do you want those things? is it a pain to wear a wig like that for however long you film this movie? >> no, the wig is okay. i eye patch is a problem. >> jimmy: yeah. you don't like that? >> no, it's -- it's not very comfortable. >> jimmy: right? you have to wear it all day? >> no. on and off. get morgan, we're ready to shoot. eye patch goes on. >> jimmy: got you. >> cut, eye patch comes off. >> jimmy: at the end do you save the eye patch, if this movie becomes a classic i will have the original eye patch from this film.
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>> no. >> jimmy: you do not. >> no. >> jimmy: you are -- >> i'll tell you what i save from films. >> jimmy: what do you save? >> suits. >> jimmy: do you wear them or keep them. >> i keep them and i wear them. >> jimmy: do people ever notice and say didn't you have that suit on -- >> i'm always expecting someone to say, oh, yeah, that's the suit you wore -- but nobody has. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have a series on natgeo called "the story of god." you go all around the world and talk to people about different versions of god and spirituality. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you're continuing. you're doing another season of that show. where are you headed for this season? >> i'm going to france, italy >> jimmy: don't they all have the same notion of god as we do? are you going on vacation? is that what's happening here? >> no, it's not god so much as afterlife. >> jimmy: the afterlife.
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>> religion is pretty much about not dying. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's true. and i i would say 99.9% of human beings don't want to die. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe a little higher. >> so you got to have something if you want to be with me. stop it. >> jimmy: do you feel like you are on a personal journey to decide for yourself what -- if there is an afterlife, you know what it's like, et cetera? >> no, no. >> jimmy: no? >> no. >> jimmy: that's the best possible answer. >> i can accept that personally death is nothing like you're here. you're not here. >> jimmy: you think that's the end of it. >> period, right. >> jimmy: you don't tell that to the people when you get there, do you? >> i don't have -- i don't have an opinion. >> jimmy: you stay neutral.
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>> i nod. >> jimmy: you're nodding and then you go for lunch. [ laughter ] >> well, if you're going to different cultures, they have different concepts of creation. they have their own creation story. >> jimmy: right. >> and of what an afterlife is, where you go, what you do, who you're going to be with, you know. you say, well, i'm going to go to the happy place and i'm sure i'll see my loved ones. >> jimmy: uh-huh. but either way we don't have to worry about it because if everybody is wrong and you've been going to church all this time and then it's over, you'll never know. >> you'll never know. >> jimmy: it's called a win/win. >> my dad was a bit of a scoundrel and my mom was a churchgoer and she would try to
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get him to go to church and she was up there jumping and hollering. when he was 72 he was pruning a peach tree and he fell and he hurt hit back and that's it. he never got better, you know. they operated on -- walked around with two canes and stuff and i come home one time, he had a bible that thick. i said, daddy, what are you doing? he said, you never know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good point. you don't ever know. you know eventually but you don't know yet. morgan freeman, everyone, "the nutcracker and the four realms" opens fly. we're be right back. [ applause ]
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[ applause ] welcome back. still to come our next guest is one of the funniest men in the world who takes his place alongside hugh jackman in "the front runner." please welcome bill burr. [ applause [ applause ] how are you doing? >> i'm doing good. how are you. >> jimmy: i feel like every time i see you something great has happened to you. in this case -- >> the red sox won the world series. not rubbing it in. i'm not one of those guys -- >> jimmy: i'm a mets fan so you could rub it in if you like. >> i don't do that. i don't go to the opposing stadium, wear the other team's stuff. >> jimmy: you don't. >> turn around and look at the crowd and do that. whenever i see that, that guy should get the [ bleep ] kicked out of him.
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perfect world that happens. i used to wear stuff. the opposing team stuff because i moved away from boston but i got sick of it. it's when you go to the bathroom. that's the worst. yeah, some guy knows. you go out to the bathroom. they wait till you're doing your thing then you push -- they take out their childhood on you and you got to bull's-eye on your head and it's like why am i doing -- what am i, steven segal. i'll fight all these guys with my [ bleep ]. he made that movie, right? i am a very courteous fan. [ laughter ] still almost got into a fight. >> jimmy: oh, really at dodger stadium. >> because west coast fans are insane. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> everybody talks about philly. they threw snowballs at santa claus. dodger fans would have stabbed them. [ laughter ] so i don't -- you know, i don't get your tickets, dude. i'm in the upper deck with the real people. so, you know, they've had a hard
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day at work and that's all they need. basically what happened a lot of empty seats because stubhub was gouging people so bad people stayed home. all these empty seats behind us so pie buddy was taking his beer, empty beer cans and sticking them there and this guy, had a problem with it. and rather than just being, hey, do you mind, my wife and kid got to get by. he went to is there something wrong with the bottom of your chair and then it escalated and then i pulled the lady's line which usually defuses it. i was like, lady, ladies, come on. what are we doing? we're at the game here. and i go to shake his hand. he doesn't shake my hand. like an [ bleep ]. so now all my boston anger comes up. i'm just talking loudly about west coast fans forgetting i'm a bald 50-year-old man who is going to get thrown off the upper deck and finally after an inning and a half at the world series i'm mad at the guy behind me. what do i care? he's not going to hurt us. there's four of us.
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he was like 80 pounds overweight so what is he, going to fall on us so i went down to get a beer. when i came back he was mean mugging me the whole way up. he's with his wife and kid and sitting there looking like he got out of denny's and he's looking at me like he's going to do something. so my eyes are starting to go but i refuse to get glasses so i'm sitting -- is this guy looking at me so you know when you have old eyes you got to look away and look back to make sure, right? so i did that. now he thinks i'm soft like i got him. he blinked, right? so something happened on the walk up to him. i'm like i'm not doing this. i'm sorry -- can we just crush -- squash this, right? so i go to do the fist bump and he literally -- he's so immature like emotionally when he went to do it he didn't move his hand up. had it in his hand up and went like this. when a toddler goes to wave, they don't lift their arm up, just imitate you like that.
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like and i did the fist bump and then we were fine. so i think i figured something out. >> jimmy: what? >> there is an overlap with irish guys and mexican dudes as far as a disconnect you had this anger. it like i think -- like when you meet a 40-year-old mexican dude you got to do the math like a 60-year-old irish guy in therapy years like they're like even more hard core. dude, they literally stand there and face ten people with flame throwers and not even flinch. i'm not backing down. you have to give them -- you got to give them the out. so i gave him the out and i squashed it and then even my buddy, the angry boston guy next to me afterwards was like, how did you do that? i was like i been married for five year, losing fights all the time. so i just learned that you got to give somebody the out. >> jimmy: i think that's excellent advice. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you didn't bring your
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wife and daughter to the game. how old is your daughter now? >> she's going to be 2 in january. >> jimmy: that's cute. so does she watch the games with you at home? >> no. she only likes -- she like puppy dog pals and she likes the disney channels. any time -- in her world it's on 24/7. so like when i go to turn it off the second i put the tv on, i go, hey we're going to watch football and she goes, dog, dog, and i'm like, no, the dogs went to bed and the way tv is now it's just -- stupid dogs are on all day long. they are aon. my wife has watched them at night. now i got to put it on then i got to find out -- i flip back and forth during the commercial and the second i flip away, uh-oh. dog, dog then she starts like crying. so, i only know like half the red sox names. that's how little -- i was talking about -- then that guy hit the home run and the other
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guy hit the single. i didn't know anybody's name this year. >> jimmy: i have to say i don't know why i am so tickled you are starring in a movie with hugh jackman which is -- >> oh, yeah. i wouldn't say starring. if you blink your eye you're going to miss me, yeah, but i got a couple of lines. >> jimmy: but you're with hugh in the movie. you have a scene with hugh jackman. he plays gary hart. >> yes, he does. >> jimmy: from a much more innocent time. i guess in a way. >> it's basically, yeah it's called t"the front runner." first politician where they went into his personal life, they found out he had a mistress. when i was a kid i remember that scandal taking six weeks and he was the guy, he was going to win it and with -- that whole thing took a week. they followed him. found out he had a miss tress. they were standing outside his house. the hell with it. i ain't going to run anymore. hugh jackman plays the part of gary hart and he was amazing. and i had a really fun scene where we were tailing him and
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chasing him down this alley and he's like the nicest guy ever but he's a big guy like 6'4" and he's ripped. we went down the alley. his character is mad at our character and turned around and looked at us and for half a second, i was like, oh, [ bleep ], that's wolverine and i literally -- i legit got scared and he's a big guy, you know. so -- what's funny in the scene is as the reporter i have like a notebook and i dropped it and after the screening we went to the toronto film festival and all these actors are coming up to me. i love the choice you made. i love the choice you made to drop the notebook. i was like, no, dude, that was real. he didn't turn around. he was just standing there. we came flying out of the alley. he was full on wolverine except the knives coming out. that takes me back to the days. >> jimmy: i think it's acting. makes no difference whether you're faking it or real. great to see you. congratulations on the movie. it's called "the front runner"
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>> announcer: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz, the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to mor mor morr freeman and bill burr. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, his album is called "world's strongest man." here with the song "the oaks," gaz coombes! [ applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ another one to tear you up another plan to occupy with no rewards and no reply when you're down ♪ ♪ and out of heart and you can feel the answers hiding another one ♪ ♪ to shake you up another one so hard to find but when it all gets real all i want is you ♪ ♪ they talked about being strong then waited on to rip you off
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another ruse gone ♪ ♪ another one to shake you up another plan to occupy with no rewards ♪ ♪ and no reply when you're down and out of heart and you can feel ♪ ♪ the answers hiding another one to shake you up another one so hard to find 'cause when it all ♪ ♪ hits you when you've climbed that hill when it all gets real
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>> thanks. good evening, thanks for joining us. tonight we examine the latest developments in the deadliest attack on jews in american history. pittsburgh's tree of life, a house of worship turned crime scene. 11 murdered, six others wounded after a gunman armed with anti-semitism and an ar-15 opened fire over the weekend. tonight, matt gutman speaks with the rabbi who shepherded kong get ghan g -- >> i can't erase that tape. >> the reflections and the sorrow inside the quiet squirrel
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