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always. >> for all of us here, thanks for >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- taraji p. henson. comedian sebastian maniscalco. and music from imagine dragons on hollywood boulevard. and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. guillermo, hello. my goodness. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. i'm glad you're in a good mood. i know a lot of people are tense
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and nervous. hope you had a good week. hope you remembered to set your clocks back. that's right. i set my clocks back an hour and my microwave never matches any time zone. are a parent who was pup with their screaming kids this morning because kids don't care about daylight saving time, just remember, it's to conserve oil for ramps i don't know. i used to love it, we'd get the extra hour. my daughter, at 5:30 this morning i hear her over the baby monitor yelling hello. hello. she turns into a 78-year-old realtor in the morning, walking into an unlocked open house, hello. i was up late last night. it was my brother's birthday, we
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went to steak house and he loves french dip sandwiches and adam the chef made them just for him. they were delicious. i was so sad when they were gone, wishing there was more. then we went a croft the street to see beastie boys, it was a lot of fun, they told stories and showed photos. it was great. halfway through the show, though, i feel a little something stuck in my beard. turned out it was one last little bit of roast beef. [ laughter ] and i ate it [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ha ha. i told the people they were like oh, that's disgusting, oh, it is, i don't know. this is how vikings would get through the winter, store bits
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of meat in their beards. anyway. tomorrow morning if you haven't already i hope will you vote in the midterm elections. [ cheers and applause ] and then hopefully we'll be done hearing and talking about this for a while. i've had enough. i've got more e-mails this week from the veteran for war campaign than my mother, wife and children combined. my wife and i were in las vegas to help drum up voter enthusiasm. it's great to see a lot of young people out there knocking on doors. by the way a lot of people answer the door without shirts on which is quite offending. it's interesting to get a glimpse in a stranger's home, even more so to see their nipples while you do it. it is important that you vote, and that you get your family and friends to vote. there's a lot at stake tomorrow for trump it's slathered in
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ketchup up. he said the middlebrouterms use boring but now thanks to him it's the hottest thing [ laughter ] like he's running a nightclub or something. i'm not having fun with trump okay the stuff he does is so far beyond parody you don't even know what to make fun of. case in point. trump is threatening sanctions on iran but rather than doing the normal way he or someone in his camp decided to make a game of thrones style meme about it. this is how they announced it. he tweeted this photo, sanction are coming november 5th. as if the ayotolla is watching "game of thrones" fun to think the president thinks nuke lar war would be a great season finale.
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he was spouts out yesterday in a comprehensive interview, during which he had this to say about climate change. >> is there climate change. yeah. will it go back like this. will it change back, probably. that's what i think. i believe it goes this way. and i believe, yes, man, meaning us people, men and women, to be politically correct, bseauec weo add women to that one too, men and women, we do have an impact. >> let me just -- he finally gives women equal credit and it's for destroying the planet. [ cheers and applause ] maybe we do have a little bit of fun with him. this is an interesting interview, trump's former lawyer -- michael cohen said he witnessed him on multiple
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occasions using bad language which could hurt trump's base, just kidding after the interview he went up 25 points, but michael cohen recalls being concerned the rallies were entirely white and trump replied that's because black people are too stupid to vote for me. when you look at the rally crowds what immediately jumps out at you is how smart everyone appears to be, neuro surgeons as far as the eye can see [ cheers and applause ] seems convenient for him to point that out now, also, i don't think he said that about black people, he let kanye hug him, you don't get is more inclusive than that. meanwhile, president obama remember him [ cheers and applause ] he was in gary, indiana yesterday where he reminisced about the tactics his opponents use to scare people away from
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his he health term plan in 2010. >> remember in 2010 when we were passing the affordable care act they said obama is going to set up death panels to kill your grandma. now, they never explained why i would want to do that, that's a weird thing to do. but folks, believe, remember, had all those tea party folks throughout, saying no, no, he's trying to kill your grandma. >> yeah. let tell you something my grandmother died in 2006, obama still hasn't provided an alibi eye and on behalf of kimmel family we demand answers. [ laughter ] we've been hearing how hopelessly divided americans are. are we really? in recent polls 87% want to protect social security and 70%
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support overall -- 86% want to protect the dreamers. 70% say immigration should be kept at current levels or increased. 68% favor stronger rules on financial industry. 76% support higher taxes on the wealthy. 78% support paid family medical leave. 97% support universal background check. 59% say we need to do more to fight climate change. 68% say we can fight climate change and protect jobs. 62% support -- 77% want limits on how much people and organizations can contribute to political campaigns. that doesn't look so divided to me. if that's divided -- that's divided the way [ cheers and applause ]
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i mean -- you know how that's divided? that's divided the same way donald trump divides up a bucket of chicken. four for me, one for you. four for me, here a wing for you. this is what americans believe. you should vote for candidates who believe in those things instead of just picking a r or d. am i right guillermo [ cheers and applause ] >> that's right. >> thank you. voter turn out is higher than the last midterm election. you know 43 people voted in the last midterm election. most everyone you meet says they're planning to vote. we want to do our own test of that so we went on the street last tuesday and asked people who have gone to the polls and gone to the midterms. of course the midterms happen tomorrow. be clear these are not early voters, they are falsely
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claiming they went to their polling place that morning in tonight's midterm voter edition of lie witness news. ♪ >> so tell me all about what it was like this morning when you voted in the historic midterm election, was your polling place busy? not too bad. >> not too bad actually. not as busy as i thought it would be. >> how long did you wait to vote? >> like 30 minutes, which is i think not to bad for a place like hollywood. >> what was it like at your polling place this morning when you voted? >> it was super busy. a lot of people coming out. more people want to be involved in voting. >> did you have to present your id. >> i had to present my driver's license. >> what back up license. >> my school id. >> what was the third back up. >> my credit card. >> would you vote for senate, congress, it supreme court or
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president? >> honestly? >> yeah. >> i voted for supreme court and the other ones just because. yeah. >> did they hand out anything besides free stickers, did they hand out those bacon-wrapped hot dogs. >> no there were cookies. >> what kind of cookies did you get. >> chocolate chip. >> how did that taste? >> it was good, chewy. >> chewy? >> did you vote yes on proposition 9. >> yes, i did. >> why do you think it is a good idea to make aspirin. >> want be careful. >> did you vote on prop 91. >> no. >> what were you afraid or fans would spend the money on. >> what did you vote on proposition 91. >> no. >> why. >> it just didn't give me the right feeling. >> who did you vote for l.a.
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unified student body president aiden or kayla. >> my gosh i think i voted for aiden. >> you want my sticker. >> sure. >> you can only have it if you actually voted. >> yeah. >> do you swear? >> i swear. >> do you swear on your life. >> yeah, sure. >> i had one earlier but it came off so thank you. thank you so much. >> no it didn't. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. there you are. [ cheers and applause ] i made the discovery this afternoon and i knnever knew abt this, you can see if someone voted, it's a matter of public record. you can see who -- you can't see who or what they voted for but if they did or did not vote. there's an app called vote with me and will go through your contact list and tell you who voted and who didn't. that's right. so if you're planning to tell
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people you voted, and you don't, rest assured there will be some jerk like me looking it up. [ laughter ] that's right. we have a new number one movie in america. bohemian rhapsody about freddie mercury it was champion at boxt office. it made a lot of money here and all over the world. we ran it by our in-house critic yaya here he is talking about the bowey bowey hehemianbohemia >> hi it's yeah, yeah. >> i talk about the new movie it's called bon bone. this movie is the guy for the story about the guys been friends. it's the guy with the big
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mustache and the movie talk about the guy how he comes, comes very fast, after he love one guy and he do sex with the guy. right? ♪ >> he's the actor in that movie robbie marley and he does that movie mr. robert. and he's in the movie. the dinosaur. you know. like english guy. big music. like, i got a lot of dug. and humber dink and i got the guy. rum fella. something like that. what's his name? something stone. i also got the famous people. the root. and i got the stink. this movie, with marley, the canadian guy, his name mack
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meyer, he's in the movie eddie movie, it's called like shrink. and in the movie austin power. and also the guy, mini, mini, mini man is in the movie with him. austin power say -- one million dollar. baby. good luck for the movie. good luck for malic and cut. >> do you know who freddie mercury is. >> i don't me, can you show me the picture. >> thank you yaya. you did great. tonight on the show music from imagine dragons. sebastian maniscalco is here. and we'll be right back with taraji p. henson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: abc's jimmy kimmel live brought to you by -- on two:
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>> jimmy: tonight, a very funny man. he has a multi-night run coming up at madison square garden in new york. sebastian maniscalco is here. [ chee and applause ] then, with their new song from watch this, this song is on two different albums both their new album "origins" that comes out on friday and the soundtrack for the new movie "ralph breaks the internet," imagine dragons on hollywood boulevard. [ cheers and applause ] maybe i was more excited about that than anyone else. later this week our guests include melissa mccarthy, anthony anderson, dennis miller, sebastian stan, and we will have music from jeff goldblum featuring haley reinhart, the milk carton kids. and tomorrow night, we are live for an up-to-the-moment midterm election special with sacha baron cohen and l.a. mayor eric garcetti. so please join us for what will
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[ cheers and applause ] either be one of the happiest or most depressing nights of your life. all right. of all of the taraji hensons in the world, with their many middle initials, our first guest tonight is undoubtedly number one. she's a golden globe-winning star of screens large and small. her new movie "ralph breaks the internet" opens the day before thanksgiving. please welcome taraji p. henson. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> you look great. i like that. >> yeah. >> taraji, may i ask a odd question, where do you stand on daylight saving time. >> i'm trying to understand what it's for. >> it's a long story.
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>> does it really save time and energy or. >> no in fact it wastes time because you have to get on a ladder and change the clock. >> it's a waste of our time. >> yeah i agree. >> glad you're with me on that. >> because i never get that extra hour of sleep anyway because i'm conditioned to wake up when i wake up. >> same time, every time when do you wake up. >> i usually wake up at 7:00 a.m. >> that's a reasonable time to wake up, will you talk with my daughter. >> you have to learn that over the years. >> we had the whole street shut down for the premier of your new movie. [ cheers and applause ] is it fun still for you to go to movie premier. >> it's different when it is for animated film. >> in a good way? >> in a great way.
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i have a doll now. >> did they give you a bunch of them. >> yes, yes! that's the name. >> that's your character's name. >> yesss. >> that's great. will you display the doll in your home? >> yes. i want the cut outs. wait until you see me on my flight back to chicago with that big cut out in the chair next to me. don't you want a cut out of yourself. >> uh, no. >> i do. well actually it's not of me it's of the animation. >> that's a little better. it would be weird to have a cut out of your own person. >> well i want one. >> it's good for potential burglars, they can say, oh, there she is, she's in the house. who do you bring to the premier? family, friends, your fiance. >> yes he's here. he's back stage. >> can i say hi to your fiance. >> yeah please do.
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>> your fiance g. has a super bowl ring, did he give it to you when you got engaged, did he say this rings more to me than my ring from zales ever could. >> no he actually want to dubai to get my ring. >> that's exciting. you still working on the wedding plans? >> you know what it's a ways off. i was pressuring myself, everyone's like when is the date, when is the date, and finally, i was like i'm in control, so we're going to wait. when we have a date we'll let everyone know. [ cheers and applause ] >> everyone know? >> yes i'll let the world know. are y are. >> are you going to have a big wedding party. >> no just my closest friend and family. working in television. [ laughter ]
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>> i'm just saying what i dreamed of as a little girl. >> i know we'll talk more after the show. taraji p. henson everyone. "ralph breaks the internet" opens in theatres november 21st. we'll be right back. ba [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ . [ cheers and applause ] ♪ heers and applause ] ♪ ba [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ wow, that's an pretty great, huh?low. if you're a banana. i find it very...appealing. new kellogg's raisin bran with bananas. two scoops meet real banana slices. i've done a great job of raisin ya.
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big corporations are making and just got a huge tax break. but the middle class is struggling. prop c is a common-sense plan. the top 1% of businesses pay their fair share to tackle homelessness for all of us. companies with revenue greater than $50 million pay, not small businesses or homeowners. the prop c plan is supported by the democratic party, nancy pelosi & dianne feinstein vote "yes" on c. big corporations pay for it, not you.
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oh, hi there, welcome back t.o. to the show. sebastian maniscalco and imagine dragons are on the way, but first, i want to talk to you about clogs. not the extremely fashionable wooden shoes, those little demons that stop up your drains. if you're battling one, you can't do better than liquid-plumr, which is powerful enough to destroy the toughest clogs. [ ringing ]. >> hello? oh, hi honey. [ inaudible ] you're coming home a day early from your work trip. of course i'm still on my diet. no i'm not lying. okay. bye. garbage disposal, you never let me down. good-bye delicious bacon. i'll see you and your friends in heaven. ♪
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did it clog? oh, no it clogged. good thing we have liquid-plumr. good-bye. >> i'm home. guillermo. are you crying because you missed me. >> pick up a bottom of liquid-plumr today to destroy your toughest clogs. [ cheers and applause ] >> we'll be right back with sebastian maniscalco. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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hi there. still to come music from imagine dragons. >> jimmy: our next guest is a very funny comedian, actor and best-selling author who's been sweating pesto from his pores on his sold-out stand-up tour called "stay hungry." he has four shows at madison square garden in january, please welcome sebastian maniscalco. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ by the way, i feel i should mention as a comedian doing four shows at madison square garden is a tremendous accomplishment. congratulations. >> [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you.
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>> it's a big deal. >> big deal but call home, i tell my parents, i come from a very negative family. >> is that right. >> so when they heard that, my father's like, you're going to be tired. what are do yyou doing? never met with any type of positivity. like tonight i'm on the show, they're watching, they're going to critique how i'm doing. why don't you smile more? sit up! >> why do you think that is, they want to keep you grounded? >> yeah everything i do is met where that type of behavior. i'm in this movie "the green book". >> right which is a huge deal. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's almost certainly going to get nominated for an academy award. >> yeah that's the buzz. so i sent the trailer to my parents. >> right. >> and again, you're not in a trailer. [ laughter ] not good enough to be in the
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movie, you're not in the trail zbl er. >> why aren't you in the trailer, can't cut them a special trailer just to get them excited. >> oh, no. >> will they come to the shows at msg. >> oh, yeah, sthal be there. my father will be taking notes. >> will they bring the extended families, the barbers all those people. >> no we're not that italian where we bring the family and neighborhood. just a small, tight group, my sister, mother, father, wife, in laws. >> if they're too negative for your performance charge them to come. >> that's what i should start doing. >> you have the martin says. >> the great thing i'm sure your parents are proud of. is it something you would
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imagine would happen to you. >> all these great guys are in the film. >> do you have scenes with these guys? >> first day my scene is with de niro and pesce i'm sweating and hoping i don't get fired. i don't want to be talking to them between takes. i just want to keep my mouth shut. >> oh, really no social life. >> when they yell cut i'm not going to go up to de niro and go, so, what's going on at home. i want to mind my ps and qs. >> so that's how you work. >> that's how i work. they yelled cut once and we were standing face to face, didn't say a word for like two minutes, just starring at one another. [ laughter ] i don't know what he's doing in his head, one of the best actors we got, just worry. >> just looking at him. that sounds comfortable. did it ever become social at
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all? >> so de niro ended up coming to my radio city music hall show. went back stage and broke bread. >> you spoke. >> yeah it was more social. >> would be great if he showed up just to stare you down again. >> what did he say? >> he was just eating a lot. picking stuff. good, good. ha, ha, so, yeah, he was just very complimentary. very nice guy. it was good. >> have you had any breaks, did you get to go on vacation anything like that? >> yeah we went to italy, i took my family. >> who all sfwhewent? >> my wife, daughter, mother, sister, and her family. >> so really took the family. >> the whole group. >> where do you go? did you do to your home area. >> sicily and then tuscany. >> okay. >> what italy is missing is
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wifi. is that right. they don't have wifi? >> it's just like they're banking on like the coliseum, and venice. yeah, that's great but nobody can get on the internet and find out how you get there. you know. [ laughter ] >> that was your complaint about italy. >> yeah, i'm like where's the wifi! >> ha, ha, ha. who do you even talk to about something like that? >> you know what, there's no manager. there's nothing. italy is very -- >> it's different there. >> different, yeah. when you go to the restaurant they give you a menu that has higher prices. so if you're a local you'll get a different menu. if you are a tourist they'll sulk you. >> is that right. >> could you imagine if they did that here. two dpegermans get a menu at hir
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prices. >> it would be a riot. it would be on cnn all day. >> we as americans we go to other countries like, oh, that's the way they do it here. there's no like. >> yeah it's the one time we mind our ps and qs. >> yeah. >> it's funny too because you grow up as an italian and feel italian until you go to italy and then they're like you're not italian you're american. here eat this, it's $35 for spaghetti. >> yeah, yeah. >> did your parents enjoy it. >> mother loved it. my wife doesn't know how to talk to foreigners. i grew up, i get broken english i know how to communicate with that. my wife thinks we're in the states, we go to the restaurants and she goes we normally get -- i go they don't know we normally get. you know. just give the key words. pasta. you know. meat.
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don't fry to rearrange the the whole menu. i get so upset when my wife orders, i have to go to the bathroom while she orders because i get embarrassed. >> even here in the states. >> yeah, the whole family, we go out to dinner, i will go to the bathroom and insert myself back in when the appetizers come. >> sounds like you're going through a lot right now. [ laughter ] >> hell of a lot. >> willier parents call you after the show or you will call them for your review? >> if i don't get a call from my dad he didn't like it. my mother will say something about something. >> all right. well. if they don't watch when you talk about them they're not going to like anything. it's great to see you. congratulations on the big madison square garden shows in january. sebastian is live on the "stay
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>> jimmy: i want to thank taraji p. henson and sebastian maniscalco, apologies to matt damon. threw him over the side. nightline is next, but first, their new album "origins" comes out friday. here with the song "zero" from the "ralph breaks the internet" premiere on hollywood boulevard, imagine dragons! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ooh i find it hard to say the things i want to say the most ♪ ♪ find a little bit of steady as i get close find a balance in the middle of the chaos ♪ ♪ send me low send me high send me never demigod ♪ ♪ i remember walking in the cold of november hoping that i make it to the end of december ♪ ♪ 27 years and the end on my mind but holding to the thought of another time ♪ ♪ but looking to the ways of the ones before me looking for the path of the young and lonely ♪ ♪ i don't want to hear about what to do i don't want to do it just to do it for you ♪
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♪ hello hello let me tell you what it's like to be a ♪ ♪ zero zero let me show you what it's like to always ♪ ♪ feel feel like i'm empty and there's nothing really ♪ ♪ real real i'm looking for a way out ♪ ♪ hello hello let me tell you what it's like to be a ♪ ♪ zero zero let me show you what it's like to always ♪ ♪ feel feel like i'm empty and there's nothing really ♪ ♪ real real i'm looking for a way out ♪ ♪ i find it hard to tell you how i want to run away ♪ ♪ i understand it always makes you feel a certain way ♪ ♪ i find a balance in the middle of the chaos ♪ ♪ send me up send me down send me never demigod ♪ ♪ i remember walking in the heat of the summer wide-eyed one with a mind full of wonder ♪ ♪ 27 years and i've nothing to show falling from the dove to the dark of the crow ♪ ♪ looking to the ways of the ones before me looking for a path of the young and lonely ♪ ♪ i don't want to hear about what to do no i don't want to do it just to do it for you ♪ ♪ hello hello let me tell you what it's like to be a ♪ ♪ zero zero let me show you what it's like to always ♪ ♪ feel feel
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like i'm empty and there's nothing really ♪ ♪ real real i'm looking for a way out ♪ ♪ hello hello let me tell you what it's like to be a ♪ ♪ zero zero let me show you what it's like to always ♪ ♪ feel feel like i'm empty and there's nothing really ♪ ♪ real real i'm looking for a way out ♪ ♪ let me tell you about it well let me tell you about it ♪ ♪ maybe you're the same as me let me tell you about it ♪ ♪ well let me tell you about it they say the truth will set you free ♪ ♪ hello hello let me tell you what it's like to be a ♪ ♪ zero zero let me show you what it's like to always ♪ ♪ feel feel like i'm empty and there's nothing really ♪ ♪ real real i'm looking for a way out ♪ ♪ hello hello let me tell you what it's like to be a ♪ ♪ zero zero let me show you what it's like to always ♪
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tonight, with just hours to go, the final dash to the midterm. >> there's no stopping us. >> the closing arguments across the country. >> i think texans understand. don't want to screw that up. >> both sides deploy the heavy hitters. >> you can stop the radical resistance in its tracks. >> who we are is on the balance. >> on the eve of historic midterm election. a divided country fights for different visions for the future. and is your vote safe? once again is russianed medaling as we head to the poll. >> the
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