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your voice, your vote live from abc7 news. >> and we continue our election coverage voters in palo alto and livermore could start a trend to control health care costs. both would prohibit hospitals from charging more than 15% above actual costs. right now measure f in palo alto looks like it's going to pass. 78% of the vote voting yes, 93% of precincts reporting. and measure u in livermore, you can see this one is projected to pass at 83% of the vote going
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yes. six% of precincts reporting. > now to santa rosa to help the city fill a budget shortfall. there still may be cutbacks even if this passes. this perhaps reduce some of the impact. measure o is a quarter sent sales tax increase, a 60% of the votes counted so far say dwroe measure o. add that quarter scent sales tax to dig us out of the hole, 60% of the precincts are reporting. >> santa clara could see a new sheriff. lawrie smith faced a lot of scrutiny recently facing john hirokawa. taking a look right now with, 45% of precinct reporting she has 57% of the vote to 43%. >> let's turn now to the weather
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foy an moment. pg&e is warning customers in nine california counties that it may need to preemptively cut off power you because after expected, treem fire danger this week. >> the affected counties include parts after lake, napa and sonoma counties. pg&e started to accepted texts, e mails and phone calls warning them. >> power could be shut off wednesday evening through thursday. winds and critically dry vegetation is causing the extreme fire danger. >> we normally would get a little bit of rain by now. we're into november and nothing. >> sandhya patel is here with the forecast. >> that's why that fire danger is rising. look at the red flag warning for the north and east bay hills starting tomorrow running till 7:00 a.m. friday. lake county and solano county covered. it's an offshore wind. gusts up to 40 to 60 miles an hour combining with to 18%
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humid. fire danger will be elevated. any fires that develop will spread rapidly. wind gusts tomorrow night, a little breezy. the winds ramp up during account overnight hours gusting to 29, 30 miles an hour at the lower elevations going into thursday morning, even stronger. look calistoga, 36-mile-an-hour wind gusts up to. by 6:00 p.m. thursday. this is what is concerning. it is going to dry out the air even more which is why fire danger will be growing up. nothing but clear skies here in the bay area. temperatures are fall. there's no cloud cover to keep the heat in. temperatures right now in the mid 40s. for some of the coldest locations north bay valleys and the coast. dewpoints moisture in the air, you'll notice how dry it is. 50s is usually muggy. we have 20s and 30s. you may feel it a little bit. a live l with clear skies. beautiful view of city hall. you can clearly see across the
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bay. tomorrow morning, don't leave home without bundling up. it is going to be chilly. mid 30s to low 50s. clear start and then tomorrow afternoon, another mild day. 72 in san francisco. 85 oakland, 7 napa. 80 will livermore. a look at the accuweather seven-day forecast, above ample temperatures for wednesday. high fire danger going into thursday. a dry pattern through the weekend which includes veterans is day. we'll have to wait pore some rain. it doesn't look like anything till at least november 18th at the soonest. ama and dan? >> thank you. >> san francisco is voting on measure a which would strengthen the seawall along the embarcadero. whenyou look at these numbers it needs a two-thirds majority in order to pass, not just a simple majority. 99% have been counted again and it seeds that two-thirds majority to pass. it the projected winner with 82%
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of the vote. proposition a in san francisco sneeps san jose's measure t would fund upgrades to police and pire stations and lep with flood protection. this needs a two-thirds majority to pass. you can see 68% voting for this -- 32% voting against. 28% of employee sipths reporting. > latest election returns also available on our website. there is an awful lot happening there is an awful lot happening on this election night. ♪ ♪ ♪
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during the season of audi sales event. your voice, your vote live from abc7 news. >> as we continue here, we want to give you a wrap-up of the key california races on this election day. >> i'm overwhelmed with gratitude. and i'm humbled. i'm humbled to accept this awesome responsibility. >> former san francisco mayor
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gavin newsom has defeated john cox in the race for governor. a job he's been waiting eight years for and will now lead the fifth largest economy in the world. >> another californian set to retake a position of power. >> today is more than about democrats and republicans. it's about restoring the administration. >> now that democrats are poise pelosi is in position to once again become speaker of the house. the new congress will be sworn in on january 3rd. >> california votes are appear to favor keeping the gas tax. proposition 6 was an effort to repeal it. voters want their pott locals and brings fixed. it is losing tonight. >> there are so many mail-in ballots to count. >> we'll send out push alerts as results come in on this election through our abc7 news app.
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>> collect all the local results on our website abc7 we really appreciate your time here tonight. glad you were with us. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama daetz. right now on "jimmy kimmel live," sacha baron cohen. >> have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live-live, after the midterms, night of a million graphs"! tonight -- sacha baron cohen. and l.a. mayor eric garcetti. and now, from the great state of california, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. hi, everyone.
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thank you. greetings, fellow americans. welcome. welcome to a special live "jimmy kimmel live." you know, we are -- it's very nice of you. you are with us on a special night, what we are calling a night of a million graphs. we have so many graphs tonight. we had to make graphs just to keep track of all the graphs. look at this. we've got line graphs and circle graphs and bar graphs. we've even got a stefi graf and i'm warning you right now this will be our most graphic show yet. we are coming to you live from our headquarters in hollywood. guillermo is on hand to distribute pillows to scream into. >> guillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: if necessary. you never know. it seems to be mostly decided.
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today -- all day, it felt like america was in the doctor's office waiting for our std results to come back. and no matter what the outcome, whether you're a republican or a democrat, i think we can all agree that the big loser this year is all of our thanksgiving dinners. thanksgiving is ruined. there were a lot of voters. people are very passionate. there were nationwide reports of long lines and high turnout across the country. you know, the way we vote is so interesting from a technology standpoint. i was thinking about it today. most of us use highly advanced smartphone to learn about the candidates, to locate our polling places. we use an app to call an uber to navigate through traffic and drive us right to the door in the most efficient way possible. and then we fill out a scantron in an old lady's garage. and they give you a sticker. people do love those stickers. oh, everyone's very proud of their stickers today. selfies with stickers today were at an all-time high.
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the weather was a factor today. there were storms along the east coast and throughout the south, which historically, bad weather is a good thing for republican voters. it's an interesting phenomenon. liberals tend to stay home on election day when the weather is bad because our vegan leather shoes start to melt. this was the press tent in florida at andrew gillum headquarters in tallahassee today. i think that's that blue wave they've been talking about. it started leaking through the tent. andrew gillum was in a tight race for governor against ron desantis. desantis won it by a single percentage point. it's always tight in florida. the votes are very balanced for such an unbalanced state. they really are. it always goes to the wire. it's kind of ironic, though, that we had to stay up late to find out what happened in a state where people eat dinner at 4:30 p.m. every day. it wouldn't be election night and it wouldn't be coverage without a panel of experts live via satellite. with that said, it's time to
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follow up the wall of wolf blitzers. look at this. we got a whole pack of wolves here. 11 of these men are wolf blitzer and the 12th is my father, who looks like wolf blitzer. can you figure out which one it is? there he is. hi, dad. dad, what's the latest from the situation room right now? >> well, right now, i'm having a look at some woman in a purple dress that's saying a lot of nonsense. >> jimmy: that's nancy pelosi, dad. >> oh, i remember her when she was a kid. >> jimmy: all right. thank you, dad. you keep watching and you check in. >> hey, jimmy, before i forget, you know, the democrats just won the house. >> jimmy: yeah, oh yeah, we knew that already. i said that. okay, thanks, dad. >> all right. >> jimmy: wolf blitzer out. >> wolf out. >> reporter: that's my father. before the show, i specifically said, don't try to be funny, okay? here's something we've been working all year on, and we're
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very proud to bring you this is the most advanced and intensive election tool ever. it's called the mega micromap. take a look. come over here. [ cheers and applause ] this technology gives us the power to go deep into the data to bring you details other maps cannot touch. for instance, mega micro map, show us the state of illinois. okay. so you see a lot of red here. so you might think republicans are winning big in illinois, but let's zoom in on cook county, which is mostly blue. cook is by far the most populous county in the state of illinois but let's zoom in on one key voting precinct here. look at the detail we're getting. this neighborhood, you can see, is primarily -- it's a mix, blue and red, but if you go even closer to the block level and then into one single house on that block, yes. >> what the hell are you doing? >> jimmy: hi, george.
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we just wanted to know who you voted for. >> that is none of your damn business and how do you know my name? >> jimmy: are those nachos you're eating? zoom in if you could. as you can see, voters in illinois, clearly angry, and we know that thanks to our exclusive mega micro map technology. we spared no expense was spared tonight. going into today, democrats are hoping for a major midterm magic and they got it in the house. the democrats flipped the house. president trump, reportedly, is already blaming paul ryan. he said to be so disappointed in the speaker of the house, he might start calling him don junior. that's how upset he is. that's right. this is a bigly deal. because by taking the house, democrats now have subpoena power, which means they can start demanding records for the president, which is why the president spent all night last night frantically stuffing his
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tax returns into mike pence's mouth. republicans, as expected, keep control of the senate, which is good news for the president and bad news for polar bears and of course on a date like day, people always wonder what the founding fathers would think about what has become of our country, but now we don't have to wonder anymore because tonight, with help from the imagineers at did disney and an incantation to the dark lord satan, we have resurrected none other than than george washington via living hologram, another cool technology. >> good evening, james. >> jimmy: look at that. there he is. >> good evening, james, and hello, america. you're welcome. >> jimmy: well, yes, thank you for the country, mr. president. i will say a lot has changed since you crossed the delaware. do you know about president trump? >> president donald trump? >> jimmy: yes. >> that actually happened? sweet lafayette's nuts.
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what in tar nation is wrong with you people? donald trump? that gunder guts must be riddled with vd. >> jimmy: well, i don't know about that, but he does play it pretty loose with the truth, and as someone who famously could not tell a lie, does that bother you? >> oh, please, that was a joke. >> jimmy: oh. >> i lied all the time. i told martha and her girlfriends i'd give them the right to vote. >> jimmy: oh, well, that's funny, i guess. have you heard about twitter? >> twitter, what is that, a -- some sort of a chamber pot? >> jimmy: sort of, yes. it's a way to send a message to millions of people instantly. you just write it and it gets to them in seconds electronically. >> well, in my day, to send a message, i was forced to whittle it on to the side of a whale penis. then i'd have paul revere ride all night to my mistress' house. by the time i got a response, i was barely aroused. >> jimmy: well, now we call it twitter, and it seems to be more
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important to the president than the constitution is. >> the constitution? you're still using that? >> jimmy: yeah. >> we were all sozzleed to the gills when we wrote that. an early draft even included a provision that he who smelt it dealt it. >> jimmy: really? he who smelt it dealt it was in an early draft of the constitution? >> that's right. i excised it myself. that's why they put me on the money. >> jimmy: well, we've come a long way since then and i doubt if you had women in office that you would have had -- >> whoa, whoa. >> jimmy: huh? >> there are women in office? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, lots of them. >> good lord. what is with you people? next you'll tell me that rich whites don't own people anymore. >> jimmy: well, they don't. >> then who gathers your beans? >> jimmy: you know, listen, mr. president, i have to say, with all due respect, a lot of these ideas you have are not only are
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they outdated, they're sexist and even racist. >> wait, you think i, george washington, am a racist? i'll have you know, jimmy, i'll have you know that my hologram friend, tupac shakur, is one of my closest friends. >> jimmy: really? you know tupac shakur? >> who do you think gave me the neck tattoo? >> jimmy: oh, wow. well, i'm sorry for disturbing your eternal rest, but i did want to thank you for your insight, mr. president. >> you're welcome, and don't forget my mattress sale in february. all simmons beauty rests will be 40% off. >> jimmy: well, thank you. that's president george washington. [ cheers and applause ] george washington. never realized what a little guy he was. really. are you still holding those pillows over there? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: you can put those down. this is interesting. polling stations in texas, a
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firearm license in texas is an acceptable form of voter i.d., but a college identification card is not. which tells you almost everything you need to know about politics in texas. but this was not a typical midterm for texas. much of the focus of this election has been on the senate race between punk rock newcomer beto o'rourke and human blob fish, ted cruz, and this is very interesting. i just learned this today. how many years apart do you think these two men are? now, beto o'rourke is 46. ted cruz is 47. he's one year older. ted cruz is the only vampire that ages faster than a human being. but ted cruz, sadly, did manage to keep his seat. the only way to get rid of ted cruz is to pour salt on him when he crawls on to your driveway. that was a real senate race. this is not. there are so many races and if you're interested in politics, you pay attention to this sort of thing, but not everyone is interested. last year, you may recall, kid
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rock announced he was running for the senate. and of course, turned out to be a publicity stunt but what if it wasn't? we went out in the street and we told people kid rock won the special election for senate. okay? we even showed them footage of kid rock in concert and told them it was his victory speech, and watch now as real people weigh in on a fake election in tonight's kid rock the vote edition of lie witness news. >> so the big news today that kid rock won the michigan senate seat in the special election. >> oh, yes, i did hear a little bit about it today in the morning. i didn't go too much into detail but i did see it on my phone. >> did you happen to see any of the acceptance speech? >> i didn't, unfortunately. >> who you would you like to see it? this is a highlight from this morning from the news. >> a upset in michigan, kid rock winning the special election. >> he won? wow. >> the first republican senator since 2000. >> whatever you have between your legs should determine the
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bathroom that you use. >> wow. this guy's going hard in the paint. >> are you surprised by kid rock's plans to lower the age in michigan to buy scratchoff tickets to 10? >> there's no reason why a 10-year-old should be able to gamble. >> thinking how they could win college tuition. >> oh, well, in that case, if it's for college tuition, and i mean, i'm sure even if they're ten, their parents are probably helping them. >> how do you feel about kid rock's new campaign slogan, smell my fingers, no new taxes? >> why would i want to smell your fingers? that doesn't make sense for me. >> what do you think he meant when he said in the speech last night, no fatties? >> i feel like that could go one or two ways. one way being, like, referring to a girl in like a kind of good way, like, oh, hey, girl, you got a fatty. or the other way, meaning, like, a larger audience, which is not that good of a way. >> he has a plan in the state of michigan to increase tax revenue by legalizing and taxing crystal meth. how do you feel about that?
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>> crystal meth? i don't think that's -- >> for medicinal purposes. do you think it's okay for him to go by senator kid rock or would it be more appropriate for him to use his birth name? >> what is his birth name because that would be probably preferred. >> yeah. it's mud critterson. do you know what his real name is? >> no. >> you don't? it's gelmer creek water. >> maybe that's why he goes by kid rock. >> good luck, senator mud kerrson. i love your name. be yourself. >> senator boone tiffins, please use your real name. >> senator trigger blumpkin. >> i'm disgusted and appalled that you won. >> senator june bug finnegan, i don't really listen to your stuff, but good luck as senator. >> jimmy: that was nice. we're going to take a break. we have more midterm stuff to come. we are live after the elections. mayor eric garcetti is here, and we'll be right back with sacha baron cohen.
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we even have live sports and news channels. ( ♪ ) and your free wi-fi will start shortly. enjoy your flight mr. jones. world's best inflight entertainment. fly emirates. fly better. >> jimmy: hi there, and welcome to our live election night special. news is breaking left and right. pie charts are pouring in. tonight, the current mayor of los angeles and possible future president of the united states, eric garcetti is here. tomorrow night, melissa mccarthy and dennis miller will join us, and we'll have music from the milk carton kids. on thursday, anthony anderson, sebastian stan, and music from jeff goldblum with haley reinhartd. let's go live again to our wall of wolf blitzers. any of the wolves, answer this
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question. what is the latest from the situation room, wolf? wolf, hi, how are you? >> hi, jimmy. i've been watching wolf. he's doing a great job. >> jimmy: looks like john. that doesn't look like wolf to me. >> he was over on the side. he got off the camera, but john king, i was watching his finger getting swollen. >> jimmy: from the wall? >> he's continually touching all these red and blue dots. >> jimmy: thanks, dad. i got my sense of humor from mom. we flew him out from arizona for that. guillermo's a little devil. you don't realize it, but he actually is. all right. what better way to celebrate american democracy tonight than with an englishman most famous for playing a caukazakhstani. his show comes out today. please welcome sacha baron cohen.
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>> how about this. how you doing? good. >> jimmy: you got the sticker. i had no idea you became an american citizen. congratulations. >> no, no, i'm not. i'm an english citizen. >> jimmy: well, what is with the i voted sticker? i just voted. you just go in and you vote. >> jimmy: you went in and you voted? >> no, i did a few times, actually. >> jimmy: no, you're not -- >> i did actually -- >> jimmy: well -- >> it's not hard. you just call up your agent and you sort it out. >> jimmy: your agent worked that out for you? >> yeah, i said, i want to do it. >> jimmy: all the celebrities were voting. >> i thought, i've got to be in. i want to be one of the people that voted. >> jimmy: well, you certainly did. you voted for a lot of the people who didn't vote. now, this show -- and you know this because i would e-mail you after each show because i love
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it so much. "who is america" was on showtime. sacha, forgive me for explaining your show to them. he would do a series of characters, rotating characters, and trick politicians, famous people, not famous people, infamous people, in to doing the craziest, most unimaginable things. >> yes. >> jimmy: it -- it's still -- like for instance, you got dick cheney, the former vice president of the united states, to sign a water board, like, happily sign a torture device. >> that's right. i was surprised. i was surprised. . >> jimmy: was that the goal going in, to get him to sign that? >> yes, i mean, i did say, when i said to -- i showed it to him and i go, this has been signed by ariel and by simon perez and also demi lovato. she has a wonderful voice. and he goes, you know, i've never signed a water board before. i go, what?
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you're joking. he goes, this is going to be very valuable. >> jimmy: did you talk to him at all off camera? >> well, about half an hour before he came in, i realized i was about to interview the ex-vice president, who'd started a couple of wars. >> jimmy: and cia. >> yes. and i thought he might be suspicious. so, i realized i had no back story to my character. i was playing this kind of israeli army character but i had a side kick who was a kind of israeli special ops guy, a real guy, so i said you know what? he's coming in 20 minutes. just tell me everything about your military experience from the time that you were a child onwards. he goes, okay. at the age of 8, i went to school in my right hand, i had my lunchbox, in my left hand, i had my gas mask and that's when i realized i had to join the israeli army. cut to 20 minutes later, deick cheney walks in. he goes, before we film, i'd love to know a little bit about
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who's interviewing me, so he sat down with me in a corner. and he goes, do you mind telling me about your military experience. i said, mr. cheney, at the age of 8, i went to school with a lunchbox under one hand and the gas mask under the other. >> jimmy: and he bought that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that is crazy. congressman from orange county, a guy named dana rohrbacher, who's a nut. >> great guy. they won't say anything about him in russian today. you can google that. >> jimmy: he's very in with the russians. you got him to say, and correct me if i have this wrong, but he endorsed arming young children, like, 5-year-old children. >> 3-year-olds with machine guns. yes, to protect their >> jimmy: as part of your kinder guardians program. and then he claimed he never spoke to you. >> then he called me a fraud.
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>> jimmy: which you quite clearly were a fraud. >> yes, i was a fraud, that was the one accurate thing he said, really. >> jimmy: then who was the representative from georgia? what was that guy's name? >> jason spencer, yes. he's a wonderful human being. >> jimmy: this is -- this was unbelievable to me, and we're only -- i want to show a clip because it's so great. but you went, again, as your israeli character, and you were teaching him about self-defense, about protecting himself from terrorists, yeah? >> that's right. >> jimmy: and this man is a representative in the state of georgia. or was anyway. take a look. >> you have to remind me, if i touch you, you will become a homosexual. >> okay. >> okay? now, try to touch me. go! go, go, go. go. >> go, go. usa! usa, mother [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that is -- and it got -- it became more graphic, even, than that. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: he resigned after
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that. >> the amazing thing, jimmy, was that he actually didn't resign for 48 h so, he had not only chased me with his bare buttocks, trying to turn me -- i was pretending to be an islamic terrorist, i had convinced him that if he touched me with his buttocks, he would turn me into a homosexual, so he was screaming at me going, usa, but he also screamed the "n" word four times. he had taken a photo up a woman in a burqa and he had bitten the end of a phallus off a terrorist, well, a fake phallus, but he still refused to resign for 48 hours, which i actually quite respected. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, that was his decision making process. >> took him time to realize. >> jimmy: there's another one where you play this great character, and he's like an ultra-liberal guy who -- >> yes. he's -- >> jimmy: he's got quite a body. he's really some kind of a character. but you go to kingman, arizona,
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ch which i know as, like, the stop between phoenix and anywhere else. and you tell them that you want to build a mosque in their town. >> yes, the biggest mosque outside of mecca in their town. and yeah, it was an interesting -- we thought it could get a little hairy. >> jimmy: well, let's show a clip of it and then you can explain what happened behind the scenes. >> i'm here to tell you that kingman has been chosen as the location of a brand-new state of the art mosque. >> what? >> state of the art what? >> i know some of you are thinking, okay, this is just another typical mosque. this, guys, is going to be the world's largest mosque outside of the middle east. >> jimmy: and they -- they weren't as enthusiastic about it
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as you might think. did you ever -- were you ever worried that you were in physical danger? >> well, we had a body guard that day, and -- >> jimmy: good. >> which is a wise idea and he said, you know, they were taking a lot of the guns off the people who were coming into the room because a lot of people there like to carry, and he said, however, some people might well have a gun on them. he said, listen, don't worry. if somebody pulls out a gun and tries to shoot you, i've actually created a bullet proof clipboard. so i have a clipboard there. that's it. and he goes, it's actually bullet proof and i said, okay, that's great, but if they pull out the gun, do i put it over my heart or over my head? he was like, i haven't worked that bit out. so, in the end, i was trying -- i was imagining if i could cover my head over my heart and somehow protect my groin as well and walk out.
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>> jimmy: maybe he was -- maybe he's doing a show about you. >> yes, exactly. >> jimmy: we need to take a break. when when he come back, sacha baron cohen is here, and he brought an old friend with him who we will see after this. we'll be right back. giveat kohl's!joy you've earned it! now it's time to spend your kohl's cash! treat yourself to an early gift or, use your kohl's cash on more presents for them! you can spend your kohl's cash on anything even our biggest brands! give joy, get joy - at kohl's.
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>> jimmy: hey, we're back with sacha baron cohen, mayor eric garcetti is on the way.
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again, this is sacha's show. it's called "who is america." it is, as you can see, the funniest show of the year. the final interview and the last episode of the show is with o.j. simpson, and you play a character, this italian billionaire. is that who o.j. thought he was being interviewed by? >> yes. it was secretly filmed, and it was in a hotel room in vegas, and the last time o.j. was in a hotel room in vegas, he ended up in jail, obviously. >> jimmy: yes, he did. he ended up in prison for like 11 years. >> so the aim was to -- i was trying to get him to confess to the alleged murders. >> jimmy: right. >> which was -- which was ambitious. it was ambitious. you know, so -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i actually trained a little bit with one of the top fbi interrogators. not very successfully because i didn't get o.j. to confess.
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>> jimmy: but he was very jolly through the whole interview. >> well, they often are. if you get rid of the ex-wife. >> jimmy: yeah, right. well, you got to watch it. it's -- it's something to see. >> yeah. yeah. it's -- but i said that i was representing a omani the sheik would pay o.j. simpson to confess to the murders, pay him $2 million because he wanted to kill his own wife. he absolutely love you. you are the greatest wife killer. and he says, like, no, i didn't kill my wife. you know, i go, yeah, i didn't kill my wife either, she just got so depressed, she put self in a body bag, filled it with rocks and pushed herself over. >> jimmy: and o.j. laughed and laughed. >> so i said, like, this sheik wants to -- i go, he wants to,
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you know, make love with a hooker while you are in the room telling him how you did it. and he said, well, listen, i got no problem being in the room with the sheik while he's, you know, making love with a hooker, but i didn't do it. >> jimmy: but the rest. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i can't get enough of this stuff. so we asked you if you would go to a wealthy neighborhood here in los angeles -- i'm sorry. we asked your friend if your friend would go to a wealthy area of los angeles and talk to people about the elections today and the state of american politics and, well, here's what happened. >> russia interfere with the presidential election. but now, all eyes are on them. so, we it's so, it's up to kazakhstan to swing the midterms for premier trump. i come to california to do election tampering.
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first, i go stepping door to doors. hello? >> yes? >> hello. nice meet you. is your husband home? >> no. >> is there a man here i can talk to? >> not right now. >> i see. do -- is there anybody in this house that can vote? >> i've been voting all my life, well, i mean, since i was old enough. >> it is not against the law? >> no, it is not. >> we hear there's a nasty fake news people say that the donald trump is bad to immigrant children. we hear that he keep the mexican children in cages, is true? yeah? high five. >> so many came over here, they had to be somewhere. >> you have to cage them. >> he didn't build those cages for the kids. they just had somewhere to keep
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them safe temporarily. >> a cage for them is a nicest place they ever been. >> right, it was like a campout until he could get them reunited with their parents. he fed them three times a day like he did his own children. >> why? >> because he's -- >> it is a waste of money. >> he's a humanitarian. >> yes. it is crazy. you do not want this to be a country of immigrants. >> no, we don't. it would be just like them, then, and that's not america. that's not the american way. >> what make premier trump such a good premier? >> well, it's president trump, and i think he's a pretty -- i think overall, he's been a good president. >> who are the -- who are the fake news who say that he is not a racist? >> in my opinion, the fake news people say he is a racist and i don't believe he is and i don't see any evidence of that. >> but what is the problem being a racist? i am a racist. it is nice. >> well, i personally think there's a big problem with it,
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especially -- >> oh, but he is a racist against muslims and racist against the jews. he is a racist against all the peoples, yes? >> no, i don't think he is. >> can i use your toilet, please? >> yeah. sure. >> oh, yes. >> is it okay if i have a -- your house, please. >> i'd prefer you not, actually. >> okay. now that i clean, i go to polling station. it is good to see democracy in action. not. big problem. 72% of jew vote for democrat. i have a plan to stop them. you shall not pass. you shall not pass.
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bacon. you shall not pass. hello, nice meet you. >> nice to meet you too. thank you. >> yes. did you vote? >> yes, sir, i did. >> did you vote for republican or jew? >> well, i voted republican. >> high five. >> if they happen to be jewish, that's fine, but they're republicans. >> we are very sad in kazakhstan because when we knew melania, she had a big pubus, glorious, and now i saw a photograph, and it have been removed. it is sad. the hair from the pubus has been stolen? >> well, are we going to speak politics or the love of our country or things that are better off unsaid right now? >> yes. yes. we talk about other things. >> good. >> did the mexicans steal her --
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>> sir, i really don't know what you're talking about. >> that is enough election tampering for one day. back to you now, jimmy. you liberal elitist hollywood bubble globalist jew mouthpiece. jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, borat. and thank you, sacha baron cohen. this is his dividend called "who is america." sacha baron cohen, everybody. we'll be right back. man: are unpredictable crohn's symptoms following you everywhere? it's time to take back control with stelara®. for adults with moderately to severely active crohn's disease, stelara® works differently. studies showed relief and remission with dosing every 8 weeks. woman: stelara® may lower the ability of your immune system to fight infections and may increase your risk of infections and cancer. some serious infections require hospitalization. before treatment, get tested for tuberculosis. before or during treatment,
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♪ the holidays begin here at the disneyland resort. >> jimmy: hi. welcome back. our next guest tonight is the mayor of los angeles. whether he will or will not run for president is something that may never be revealed. please welcome the number one guy in america's number two city, the honorable eric garcetti. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. >>

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