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appreciate your time, right now, jimmy kimmel, we have >> dicky: from hollywood, it's the "jimmy kimmel live" red special! tonight. bono. kristen bell, will ferrell, chris rock, channing tatum, mila kunis, snoop dogg, brad paisley, zoe saldana, and pharrell williams. and now red, i'm seeing red, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate it. i'm jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] a very special special. thank you. thank you for watch, thank you for coming and welcome to what is our fourth-annual red benefit show. tonight once again, we will be
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teaming up with you and a great charity red to raise money and awareness for the fight against hiv/aids. we do this every year, right around world aids day. world aids day is december 1st. which -- that is something i don't understand -- why is it that aids only gets a day and sharks get a whole week? right, guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. all right. of course, there's one individual without whom we could not do this show. he is from ireland. he's in a band. and he got this whole thing started. the force of nature known as bono is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] and with him, with bono, a merry band of celebrity do gooders including kristen bell, will ferrell, channing tatum, mila kunis, zoe saldana, brad paisley, pharrell and chris rock are all here tonight. and the reason they are here tonight is because they are committed to fighting aids. and snoop dogg is also here, but he doesn't know why he is here.
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[ cheers and applause ] it will be a big night. and i think you'll agree. it's refreshing to see so many stars joining forces to try to put a stop to something other than our president. right? [ cheers and applause ] as of this week, red has raised more than $550 million to end aids, and that is their mission, to end aids, to get rid of it. and they haven't done it alone. bank of america once again is the official payment provider for the red shopathon. they are donating 20 cents for every dollar spent on red products at amazon, up to 1.5 million dollars. so go to amazon and get those products. [ cheering and applause ] coca-cola is matching any donation you might right now. coca-cola, you can go to red.org/coca-cola, they are matching up to $2 million. [ cheers and applause ] and on top of that, the bill and melinda gates foundation has committed to match every dollar, up to ten million dollars. [ cheers and applause ] amazing.
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bill gates has two goals in life. one is to eradicate aids, and two, to bring back khakis with the pleats in front. [ laughter ] tonight, let's help him reach at least one of those goals! okay. now if you're like me, when you hear you have the opportunity to help bring an end to a terrible disease, the number one killer of women in the world, you immediately think, "but what's in it for me?" well tonight, there's a lot in it for you. you can enter for a chance to win some unusual, once-in-a-lifetime experiences with some of your favorite celebrities, through the website crowdrise.com/red. last year, charlize theron kicked her winner's ass. that's the prize she offered. reese witherspoon took her winner and a friend to a movie premiere. u2, the whole band went mini golfing with this nice couple. and this year, we have more strange and wonderful prizes. this year, among many other things, penelope cruz will teach you how to curse in español.
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you can go on a double date with armie hammer and his wife. and drake will fly you and a friend out to wherever he is to hang with him and take selfies. [ cheers and applause ] again, go to crowdrise.com/red for more information. the other big way to contribute is by purchasing special red products, many of which we'll be showing you tonight during our red shop i-a-thon. a shopathon is like a marathon, except at the end, your nipples aren't sore. [ laughter ] over the past three years our red shopathons have raised 126 million dollars. and the items are a special red versions of things you'd probably buy anyway. so are you ready to shop until we make aids drop? [ cheers and applause ] here we go. i just need to change mr. rogers style, and i will say hello and thank you for being just the right amount of lonely or drunk
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to tune into our fourth annual red shop-a-thon. we have been doing this every year now since 2014 - and by curious, do we have some dynamite products to share with you this year. but first, before we get going, has anyone seen my co-host? she's a lady, about yay high, yellow hair and a pink face? huh. let me give her a call. >> hello, kristen bell speaking. >> jimmy: hi kristen bell, it's jimmy kimmel. you're late for the shopathon. >> son of a sasquatch, i overslept! >> jimmy: how quickly can you get here? i'll stall. we can't fight something like aids without you! >> i don't know, honestly, it depends on traff>>uteave rig now i can probably -- [ cheers and applause ]
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whoo! you know what? there was no one on the 405! >> jimmy: you took the 405? >> i did and there was no one on it. sorry i was late everyone. but honestly, i blame the super sox casper wed nap pillow for why i overslept. can you believe i only spent $35 on this dream maker? >> jimmy: $35 dollars? i must dreaming. pinch me! >> i'm not touching you. we discussed that. i'm not touching you. >> all right. >> any way, should we start this shop-a-thon? >> jimmy: oh kristen, you silly goose, we already have! >> oh, my lord, in that case, let me ditch this luxurious alexander del rossa women's zip front fleece robe! it's so soft. >> jimmy: you know what's funny, i also sleep fully-dressed. because it makes me feel fancy and i'm ashamed of my body. >> as you should be. hey, jimmy, if you're -- if you're like me. >> i am. >> you want a personal assistant
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the take care of all the boring tasks that you're just too famous to do. >> jimmy: yes! what i'd really like is forhat assistant to be a faceless robot i don't have to pay at the holidays and i can yell at whenever i want to. >> tell me about it. allow me to introduce you to the new red amazon echo, jimmy. >> jimmy: wow, i love it! >> no, over here. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> this little lady can do everything from play your favorite music to answer life's little questions. >> jimmy: oh come on! i don't believe it. can i give it a try? >> do it. >> jimmy: alexa, what's the weather today? >> the weather today is -- how the hell should i know? i'm inside with you! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good point. >> that's funny because mine has a relaxing soothing woman's voice. it's different, i guess. >> if you want to relax, drink some chamomile tea. >> jimmy: let me try something else. alexa, play some music.
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>> that's it? just some music? what am i supposed to do, go through my jodeci tape collection? >> okay, alexa, how about the "frozen" soundtrack? >> oh hell no. [ laughter ] if i hear "let it go" one more time, i'm gonna throw myself in the toilet. [ laughter ] >> i get it. >> jimmy: wait a second, i think i recognize that voice. >> is that coming from inside our studio? >> uh -- pay no attention to the man behind the door! [ cheers and applause ] >> wait a minute! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. >> why it's a national treasure chris rock! >> jimmy: this is incredible.
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>> chris, you're the voice of alexa? >> jimmy: yeah, you're the voice of alexa? >> yeah, i'm the voice of a lot of things. i've actually been living up shaq's ass for the last few years. i've been voicing him for years. >> wow. so cool. >> jimmy: viewers at home can buy their own red amazon echo for $99.99. >> that's right. [ cheers and applause ] $99.99 but it won't have my voice, no, no, no. it comes with the standard setting, creepy white lady. >> hey, chris, while you're here, why don't you help us host the shop-a-thon? >> okay, okay, but i want to try something new, something you guys have never done on the shop-a-thon before. >> jimmy: i have a great idea. let's see if we can fit these durex condoms over our heads? what do you think? >> those some big ones, busta rhymes condoms.
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[ laughter ] but no, no, no, i meant something really different. like take a few questions from the audience. >> jimmy: i love that idea! >> fun idea. okay, does anyone have any questions about red products or about the shopping process in general? >> jimmy: yes, specifically that, yes. how about you, sir, in the stylish hat? >> yes, yes, can you hear me? can you hear me okay? [ cheers and applause ] can you hear me? >> jimmy: yes we can hear you. >> can you see me and hear me. >> jimmy: yes -- >> i'm very hungry and i've almost run out of snacks that i brought from home. >> jimmy: that's not actually a question. but thank you for saying it. >> do you have a question or? >> my question is, when will my hunger nightmare be over?
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[ laughter ] >> good question. >> well, lucky for you, sir, vosges is selling this beautiful chocolate collection. you can eat that. >> those look delightful. i'm a bit of a chocoholic, which means i am addicted to chocohol. which is a real condition, and it has ruined my life! >> jimmy: well i'm so sorry to hear that, but afterwards, don't forget to brush your chocolatey teeth with this quip red electric toothbrush. >> fun fact about me, jimmy, i brush my teeth 35 times a day. [ laughter ] >> i got to. >> that's too much for your gums! >> my grammy bell used to say "why even have gums if they ain't gonna hurt?" right? >> jimmy: what a charming thing to say to your granddaughter. >> i know.
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any other questions? you, over there. >> yeeees, thank you. i have a question. [ laughter ] all of your products look smashing. i am an eccentric billionaire and i would like to purchase all of them. i'm just wondering what sort of method of payment. >> that's a great question. bank of america is the official payment provider of the red shopathon. >> jimmy: but we do accept all major forms of payment. so anything. >> bank of america? how primitive. i keep all my money in a hot air balloon. [ laughter ] >> that's smart, actually. you know, for every dollar spent on amazon during the red shopathon, bank of america will contribute the cost of a day's worth of lifesaving medication. >> jimmy: up to a total of $1.5 million dollars. >> wow. >> 1.5 million dollars? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that's what netflix paid me for a special. >> wow. shld we ta o more d bless you mr
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question from the audience? i think we have a gentleman right there. yes, you in the trench coat. >> yeah i have a question. [ laughter ] i'm wondering how i can help still help support the fight against aids while still enjoying my favorite hobby. >> it could be possible, well, what's your favorite hobby? >> my hobby is feeling the wind whip through my hair as i speed through the streets of rome escaping italian police. >> this guy is [ bleep ] up. [ laughter ] >> sorry. [ cheers and applause ] >> well then, what about our red vespa 946 scooter? >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. there it is.
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that's such a perfect idea. because if you love feeling the wind whip through your hair while evading the italian police you could buy one of these. they're italian. >> why buy [ bleep ] when i could steal this one? see you later suckers! >> don't do that. >> jimmy: you realize you're stealing from a charity that fights aids? >> yeah. >> you know, i hadn't thought about it that way. but since i'm already committed with this idea i'm gonna go through with it. >> hey, i'll help ya. and i'll steal this pillow too! >> jimmy: there they go, making a getaway, a very slow getaway. [ cheers and applause ] and they got away. guillermo, shouldn't you be chasing them? >> guillermo: sure let me go get them.
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thank you. >> someone should stop them. they were going so slow. they're interesting men, to say the least. >> jimmy: i apologize. >> you know what jimmy you seem like the kind of guy who'll do anything to convince teenagers you're cool. >> jimmy: that hurts but you're right. i am. >> right? then you'll go gaga for this beats pill plus portable speaker. >> jimmy: oh. wow. >> for $129 you can enjoy all your favorite music. >> jimmy: can i tell you something? my favorite music is the sound of possums fighting each other to the death. you hear that? >> oh, gee, yikes. you know what, jimmy? why don't you try these beats solo3 wireless headphones? you can listen to your music without upsetting those around you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? >> you can listen without upsetting those around you!! >> jimmy: this is great! i could listen to possums fighting for hours. couldn't you kristen? >> you know what? i'm more of a dog person. >> jimmy: huh?
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what did you say? oh my goodness. [ cheering and applause ] wow. whoa. >> wow! >> it's amazing. someone did say dog. >> that is crazy. wait a minute. do you appear whenever anyone says dog? that must be exhausting. >> yes i do and yes it is. now i'm gonna need you to slide to the left because i'm about to take over this show, it's mines now. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: it would an honor to be kicked off our own show by you. snoop dogg, go right ahead. >> good evening ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] it's the host with the most so here's a toast to the boogie snoop you know what time it is?
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>> jimmy: yes i know according to my apple watch with the red modern buckle, it's a few minutes shy -- >> man, shut up jimmy. that was a rhetorical question. [ laughter ] it's time for the green shopathon. [ cheers and applause ] yes, sir. now ladies and gentlemen, our first product is an ounce of the stickiest, ickiest -- >> wait, i don't think we can do that, because the green shop -a-thon, oh, it's only legal in ten states. >> jimmy: sorry snoop we've gotta stick with the red show. we have a theme. we've got to go with it, red. >> that's cool, jimmy. because my eyes are red as hell. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, snoop dogg, you are always on drugs, aren't you? >> you know what? for some reason i suddenly got
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the urge. i feel like eating this entire box of chocolates. should i do it? the whole thing! >> jimmy: i'd like some chocolates too. we have to take a break, but we'll be back with mila kunis, channing tatum, bono and pharrell. >> it's our 4th annual red shopathon! [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: abc "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by all state. drive safely... ually helps you with drivewise. it lets you know when you go too fast... ...and brake too hard. with feedback to help you drive safer. giving you the power to actually lower your cost. unfortunately, it can't do anything about that. now that you know the truth... are you in good hands?
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welcome back to our red shopathon. i am about to be joined by my good friend, a talented actress whose hair is a different color that mine, ms. mila kunis! >> hi!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> thank you! wow! thank you. >> mila kunison. >> it's kunis. i changed it for show business. >> smart. mila is here to introduce a very exciting product. >> okay. who here has heard of "television"? [ cheers and applause ] >> wow, it's a pretty hip audience you've got here, k-bell. this is a vizio red p-series 55 inch tv. wait, guys, just look at this crystal clear picture. [ cheers and applause ] >> you were wrong, mama. i made something of myself. i graduated top of my class at college university.
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>> wow, it's channing tatum. >> it's channing tatum. i'm telling you, he is pure man candy, and i have a sweet tooth! >> and i became a veterinarian. even though i never learned how to read. >> wait, this movie seems serious. i'm worried he won't take his shirt off. >> well, he better take something off. >> i know, right. >> really? i'm a serious actor, okay? all you care about is whether i'm going to take off my -- i don't know, show some skin or something? >> ummm -- are you talking to us? >> her or me? >> yeah, i am talking to you, ladies. i'm more than just a piece of meat. it's true. i'm a piece of meat with feelings, okay? >> well, now i feel bad. i mean, i suppose there's lesson here. it's wrong to treat men like sex objects. >> yeah, no matter how smoking h-o-t they are. >> yeah, that's the lesson. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> thank you, mila. thank you. >> you're welcome. >> i forgive you. >> thank you. >> i do. i forgive you for all the horrible things you said about me. i really do, because forgiveness is what the red shopathon is really all about. >> it is? >> no, that's not what it's about. any way, wait, how did you get here so fast? >> it was easy thanks to my ubuntu life red afridrilles. >> wow, channing tatum! can i take a selfie with you using my red iphone 10r? you're my favorite actor! >> you're my favorite security
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now how about one with your shirt off? >> guillermo, you horny little devil. but seriously, take it off. back to you jimmy! >> take it off! a little bit. just the shoulder! >> i'm not a piece of meat! >> okay. >> jimmy: well, some valuable lessons have been learned tonight. thank you kristen, mila, and channing. this is our fourth year doing this and no red benefit special would be complete without a special duet. in the past, we've heard music from chris martin, halsey, brandon flowers. tonight, prepare to experience the music of the bee gees, like you've never heard it before. performed by two men with no last names, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome bono and pharrell. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> say what? what? ♪ ah ha ha, stayin alive >> come on, a little ♪ whether you're a brother, whether you're a mother, staying alive, saving a life ♪ ♪ feel the city breaking, everybody's shaking, red is saving a life, red is saving a life ♪ >> oh, man. [ cheering and applause ] >>. >> jimmy: beautiful. bono and pharrell, everybody. we'll be right back.
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welcome back to the shopathon. welcome back. i'm joined here by my good friend mrs. zoe gamora. [ cheers and applause ] >> zoe gamora is a character i play. i've told you that like five
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times. >> right. you have. you're not wrong. you have told me that. gamora is here to help us with a cosmetics demonstration. this year red has paired with tarte cosmetics to produce a make-up line that will blow your socks off. wow! [ cheers and applause ] >> kristen, they look great in the case, but can we see them in action? >> you bet we can. let's take a walk to our cosmetic command center. >> what the -- what happened? it looks like a raccoon got into this stuff. security? >> all right. all right. >> yes kristen bell? [ cheers and applause ] >> here's the deal. here is the deal -- we think a raccoon may be loose in the studio. keep your gorgeous, smoky eyes peeled. please. >> okay, kristen bell.
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bye, kristen bell. >> thank you. >> so cute. >> he does look cute, doesn't he? there's make-up and mustache hair everywhere. now we have to clean up this mess. the good news is, clean-up will be a breeze thanks to the dyson v6 absolute cord-free vacuum. [ cheers and applause ] look at that! >> hold on. why is a woman being forced to clean up after a man? i mean, we don't have to conform to these traditional gender roles. >> you know what, gamora? you're absolutely right. can we get a man out here to vacuum? [ cheers and applause ] wow, brad paisley.ge, ladies. >> here you go. >> thank you, very much. the world is a better place when men and women work together. >> together? no. sorry. we're going to leave, though.
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>> but when you're done doing the carpet, can you also do the windows? >> where ya'll goin? >> we have a date with a bottle of belvedere laolu limited edition vodka. [ cheers and applause ] >> let's go drink this under a bridge. >> what should i tell jimmy? >> i don't know. tell him we had to leave because of girl power or something, okay? >> all right. >> okay. come on. ♪ girl power, my loneliest hour ♪ >> jimmy: wow, my goodness. poor brad left alone to clean up our studio, and meanwhile, bono and i sit here not help:00 at all. bono you named your foundation, red, why? >> red is the color of emergency. >> jimmy: the color of emergency. >> and the color of the blood that transmits the virus that is hiv. >> jimmy: and what is the state of the emergency right now? >> it's in a state. i mean it's like, can you imagine neil armstrong getting within sight of the moon and the
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walk on the moon and then turning back. there's a sense of lack of momentum. politics are at play. there's a bit of complacency. i'll tell you who is not complacent. women are not complacent. that's probably because hiv is the biggest killer of women this the world, as you mentioned in your monologue, and women are very annoyed about that. women, sub-saharan women in africa, i think it's twice the infection rate in comparison to young boys. and so i think women are taking control. having these women on the shows that's what we're looking for for new energy. you probably won't see me sitting here talking about the red emergency for too much longer. it will be a woman sitting here. >> jimmy: speaking of women, you are teaming up with lady gaga. >> yes. >> jimmy: to offer a very special red experience for those who go to crowdrise.com/red. and what is that experience that you're offering?
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>> i first met her gaganess at a red event actually in the early 20s she was a red warrior. and we have this thing where she can improvise and make up tunes. she made up a song at is this event about some red-haired man she fell in love with. she said he was an irish boy, i think she made it up, but she was making it up, the song as she went. and she's kind of the best of what we've got. she's a sacred talent, and she and i are going to write a song with the name of the winner of this sweepstakes. >> jimmy: about the winner of the sweepstakes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's pretty great. >> we hope it's not gertrude. >> jimmy: yeah, well. i hope it is gertrude, by the way. it's about time gertrude got a song.
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>> i had a derek reemsbottom in my school. >> i'm going to buy derrick as many tickets as possible i'd like to hear you sing about derek reemsbottom. it's about time the reemsbottom family got some recognition. so bono and lady gaga, you could be like sweet carolina and michelle my belle or yankee doodle dandy, i don't know who else, but bono and lady gaga are offering this. when we come back we'll hear about more spectacular opportunities to interact with snoop dogg and brad paisley. we'll be right back. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ pplause ] ♪ just hit me on the old horn. man: tom's my best friend, but ever since he bought a new house... tom: it's a $10 cover? oh, okay. didn't see that on the website. he's been acting more and more like his dad. come on, guys! jump in! the water's fine! tom pritchard.
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>> jimmy: welcome back to our fourth annual red benefit. bono is here. brad paisley is here. snoop dogg is in the house here. snoop got his star on the hollywood walk of fame this morning. well-deserved. there are a lot of people out there, snoop. were you surprised how many people were out there?
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>> yeah, there was a lot of people. couldn't see how many were in the back because so blurry. >> jimmy: well, you're doing what you can to fight that glaucoma, i tell you. >> i'm doing my best. >> jimmy: bono, snoop and brad each have red experiences that they're offering. snoop, why don't you start. tell us what you're going to do for one of your fans. >> i'm going to give a cooking experience to have one of my fans cook a little something something behind the scenes. [ cheers and applause ] >> not only will we cook a meal, we'll cook some hors d'oeuvres and brownies with that -- [ cheering and applause ] >> scrambled. scrambled brains. >> jimmy: you have a cookbook out, right, snoop? >> yeah, my cookbook is out right now. it's called "from crook to cook." >> jimmy: where did you learn to cook? who taught you? >> my mother in the hood, you understand me? >> jimmy: she must be delighted that you put her recipes into a book.
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and brad you have a guitar with you. what is going on with that? >> we're going to auction this off. and whoever wins i'll give you a lesson and you'll come out on stage and play the encore with us. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: will they -- if they're good, will they continue the tour with you? >> you can also probably win my band, my bus driver, anyone you need. >> jimmy: brad, what is your favorite u2 song? what is your favorite snoop dogg song? >> mysterious ways. it reminds me of my wife. and my favorite of yours is my medicine, which i play on my guitar. >> jimmy: that's right. you guys collaborated on it. snoop, what is your favorite brad paisley song? go ahead. >> let's see. smoking and drinking and hanging out with the fellows with the big red cup of that do it fluid. also called alcohol.
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>> jimmy: if you would like bono and lady gaga to write a song about you, if you would like snoop dogg to teach you to cook, if you would like brad paisley to allow you on to the sacred stage to give you a listen, it's very easy. go to crowdrise.com/red. it's all there. you can get a chance to win those fantastic experience. >> sasha baron cohen ready to take people underpants shopping. and penelope cruz is ready to teach you to swear in espanol. have you heard her swear? >> no. >> such a sweet girl but she cusses like a sailor. >> well, when we come back we're getting everybody on stage, the red pack will assemble for an all -star-studded sing-a-long. stay here. sting is not here, but we're going to sing anyway. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]
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a song that captured the spirit of what we're doing and tonight. tonight we have updated it for world aids day 2018. are you ready red pack? let's gather around the piano that i don't actually play. ♪ the snow is blowing, that son of a ♪ ♪ inside it's glowin, we're lucky we're witch rich ♪ ♪ and nice and cozy as we jing, jingjiingle the bells, ooh, baby, it's cold but we're going to hell ♪ >> for my vacation -- ♪ i'm flying to mars >> my pet chihuahuas have got their own cars ♪
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♪ our kids bring diamonds to show-and-tell, but if we don't help people we may as well be going to hell ♪ >> we've got human hair wigs and therapy pigs to keep us out of a rut. ♪ when it's tax time, we don't pay a time, so thanks for that, donald trump ♪ ♪ with barack and michelle, but if we don't help people with aids we're going hell ♪ >> hey, i have a question. has anyone here actually been to hell? >> yeah. >> everyone? >> yeah, of course. >> what's it's like? >> hell's terrible, jimmy, it really is. there is gluten everywhere. >> oh, no. >> yeah, they have bowls of advil instead of m&ms. >> and they have dial-up
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internet. >> jimmy: oh, no! 14.4? >> jimmy: wow that is terrible. but if it's so bad why did you go there? >> well jimmy hell is where our agents make our deals with the devil. >> jimmy: oh, that explains that. ♪ i pay a servant to chew up my food ♪ ♪ i had an artist paint me in the nude ♪ ♪ we've got more cash on hand than a drug cartel ♪ ♪ but if we don't give some of it back, we're going to hell ♪ ♪ we have screening rooms, our own perfumes, i do yoga on a private jet ♪ ♪ i have three van goghs, tv shows and endangered giraffe for
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a pet ♪ ♪ we throw our teslas out the minute they lose that new smell ♪ ♪ but if we don't help people with aids we're going to hell cause we're all 1 percenters ♪ ♪ from the bass to the tenors ♪ and if we don't give up our cash ♪ ♪ we'll get pitchforks stuck up our ♪ ♪ if we don't help people with aids we're going to hell ♪ ♪ yeah, if we don't help people with aids, we're going to hell ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back.
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>> jimmy: well, that's our 4th >> jimmy: well that's it. we did it. that is our fourth annual red shopathon show. i'd like to thank brad, thank you so much. bono, you put this all together.
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thank you for everything you do for this unbelievably great charity. thank you, kristen you held it all together. thank you very much. i'd like to snoop dogg who are no longer with us. they're in the hall. i want to thank chris rock, zoe saldana, no thanks to matt damon by the way. thanks to pharrell. we have a new show tonight with katie jordan. you can come bac nightline is next. thanks for watching, everybody! ♪ ♪
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