george h.w. bush. that's our report. >> on jimmy kimmel, bono. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's the jimmy kimmel live special. bono, will ferrell, snoop dogg, mila cue brad paisley, zoe saldana. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you! i'm jimmy. a very special special. thank you for watching it.

thank you for coming. and welcome to what is our fourth annual red benefit show. tonight, once again, we will be teaming up with you and the great charity red to raise money and awareness for the great hiv charity. we did it every year right around world aids day. it's december 1st. why do they only get a day? sharks get a whole week. there's one individual without whom we could not do it. he is in a band, he got this started. he is from ireland. the force of nature known as bono is with us. [cheers and applause] and merry band of celebrity do-gooders, kristen bell, mila kunis. brad paisley, pharrell and chris rock are all here tonight. the reason they are here tonight is because they are committed to fighting aids. and snoop dogg is also here, but he doesn't know why he is here.

[cheers and applause] it will be a big night. and it's refreshing to see so many stars joining forces to try to put a stop to something other than our president, right? red has raised more than $550 million to end aids, and that is their mission, to end aids, to get rid of it. and bank of america, once again is the official payment provider fort red shop-a-thon. go to amazon and get those products. coca-cola, red.org/coca-cola, they are matching up to $2 million. and on top of that, the bill and melinda gates foundation has mch ery dolla up to $10 million. [cheers and applause]

bill gates has two goals in life. one is to eradicate aids and two, to bring back khakis with the pleats in front. and tonight we're going to help him reach at least one of those goals, okay? if you're like me, when you hear that you have the opportunity to help bring an end to a terrible disease, the number one killer of women in the world, you immediately think, okay, but what's in it for me? well, tonight, there's a lot in it for you. tonight you can enter for a chance to win some unusual once in a lifetime experiences with some of your favorite celebrities through the website crowd rise.com/red. last year, charlize theron kicked her opponent's ass. reese witherspoon took her winner to a movie premiere. and this year we have more strange and wonderful prizes. penelope cruz will help you

curse in espanol. you can go on a double date with armie hammer and his wife. and drake will fly you and a friend to wherever he is to hang with him and take selfies. crowdwise.com/red for more information. and the other big way to contribute is by purchasing special red products, many of which we'll be showing you tonight during our red shop-a-thon. a shop-a-thon is like a marathon, except at the end, your nipples aren't sore. these shop-a-thon have raised $126 million. and the items are special red versions of things you are buying any way. are you ready to shop until we make aids drop? [cheers and applause] here we go. i just need to change, mr. rogers style, and i will say hello and thank you for being just the right amount of lonely or drunk to tune in to our

fourth annual red shop-a-thon. we have been doing it every year since 2014. we have dynamite products to share but. has anyone seen my co-host? she's a lady about yay high, yellow hair and a pink face? let me give her a call. >> hello, kristen bell speaking. >> hi, kristen bell, it's jimmy kimmel. you're late for our shop-a-thon. >> son of a sasquatch, jimmy, i forgot. >> jimmy: how quickly can you get here? >> it demands on traffic, but i think, i think right now i can probably -- [cheers and applause] woo! >> you're very quick. >> there was no one on the 405.

>> you took the 405? >> there was no one on it. but i blame this kasper pillow. for why i overslept. if you can believe, i only spent $35 on this dream maker. >> pinch me, i must be dreaming. >> i'm not touching you, we agreed on that. any way, we start it off -- >> kristen, you silly goose. we all right started. >> let me drop this luxurious robe. >> also sleep fully dressed. it makes me feel fancy, and i'm ashamed of my body. >> as you should be, jimmy. if you are like me. >> jimmy: i am. >> you want a personal assistant to take care of all the boring tasks that you're too famous to

do. >> jimmy: yes, and what i really like is for that assistant to be a faceless robot i don't have to pay at the holidays and i can yell at whenever i want to. >> allow me to introduce you to the new red amazon echo, jimmy. >> jimmy: wow, i love it. oh. oh, wow. >> this little lady can do everything from play your favorite music to answer life's little questions. >> jimmy: oh, come on, i don't believe it. can i give it a try? >> do it. >> jimmy: alexa, what's the weather today? >> the weather today is, how the hell should i know? i'm inside with you. >> that's funny, mine's different, it has a relaxing woman's voice. it's different i guess. >> if you want to relax, drink some chamomile tea. >> jimmy: let me try something else. alexa, play some music. >> that's it?

just some music? what am i supposed to do? go through my jonas collection? >> how about the "frozen" sound track? >> oh, hell no! if i hear "let it go" one more time, i'm going to throw myself in the toilet. >> i get it. i get it. >> jimmy: hang on a second, i think i recognize that voice. >> is it coming from the studio? >> oh, know, pay no attention to the man behind the -- [cheers and applause] >> it's a national treasure, chris rock! you're the voice of alexa? >> you're the voice of alexa? >> i'm the voice of a lot of things.

i've actually been living up shaq's ass. i voice him. >> jimmy: viewers at home can buy their own red amazon echo for $99.99. >> that's right, $99.99. but it won't have my voice, no, no, no. it's going to come with the standard voice, creepy white lady. >> hey, chris, while you're here, why don't you help us host the shop-a-thon. >> okay, but i want to try something new, something you guys have never done before on the shop-a-thon. >> jimmy: why don't we try to fit these rid, limited edition condoms over our heads. what do you think? [cheers and applause] >> that's a good idea. >> those are those bust a rhymes condoms. but no, no, no. something really different, like take a few questions from the audience.

>> oh, that's great! okay. does anybody have any questions about red products or the shopping process in general? anybody? >> jimmy: yes, typically that. >> how about you, in the stylish hat. >> yes, can you hear me? [cheers and applause] >> can you hear me? can you hear me? >> jimmy: yes, we can hear you. >> can you see me and hear me? i am very hungry, and i've almost run out of snacks that i brought from home. >> jimmy: okay, that's not actually a question, but thank you for -- >> giving. do you have a question? >> my question is when will my

hunger nightmare be over? >> well, lucky for you, sir, there is this beautiful chocolate collection and you can eat that. >> oh, mm, those look delightful. i'm a bit of a chocoholic, so which means i'm addicted to chocohol, which is a real condition and it has ruined my life! >> jimmy: i'm so sorry to hear that. but don't forget to brush your chocolatey teeth with this red electric toothbrush. >> i brush my teeth 35 times a day. i've got too. >> a little too much for the gums. >> you know, my grammy bell used to say, why even have gums if they ain't going hurt, right? any other questions? how about you over there. >> yes, i have a question.

all your products look smashing . i'm an eccentric billionaire, and i'd like to purchase all of them. i'm just wondering what method payment? >> bank of america is the official payment provider of the shop-a-thon. >> but we do accept all methods of payment. >> bank of america, how primitive. i keep all my money in a hot air balloon. >> that's smart actually. bank of america will contribute the cost of a day's worth of life-saving medication. >> jimmy: up to a total of $1.5 million. >> 1.5! woo! that's like -- netflix paid me for a special. >> jimmy: god bless you, mr.

moneybags. should we take one more question from the audience? you in the trench coat. >> yeah, i have a question. i'm wondering, how can i still, you know, help support the fight against aids while still enjoying my favorite hobby. >> what's the favorite hobby? >> the hobby is feeling the wind whip through my hair as i, as i speed through the streets of rome, escaping italian police. >> this guy's really [ bleep ] up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> in that case, what about our red vespa 946 scooter? >> jimmy: that's such a perfect idea. if you love the idea of the air whipping through your hair while

evading police, why not buy one of these. >> why buy one when you can steal one. see you later, suckers. >> jimmy: you're stealing from a charity that fights aids. >> yeah. >> you know, i hadn't thought about it that way. but, since i'm already committed to this idea, i'm going to go through with it. >> hey, i'll help you, and i'll steal this pillow, too. >> jimmy: there you go. well, that is, there they go. making a get away. very slow get away. and they got away. guillermo, shouldn't you be chasing them? >> let me go get them. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you can stop them. they were going so slow.

they were interesting men to say the least. >> jimmy: i apologize. >> you know what, jimmy? you seem like the kind of guy who will do anything to convince teenagers you're cool. >> jimmy: i am. >> you will go gaga for this beats plus portable speaker. for $129, you can enjoy all your favorite music. >> jimmy: can i tell you something? my favorite music is the sound of possums fighting each other to the nest. you hear that? >> oh, geez, yikes. you know what, jimmy? why not try these headphones. you can listen to your music without bothering those around you. >> jimmy: what? >> you can listen to your music without bothering those around you!

>> jimmy: i could listen for hours and hours, couldn't you, kristin? >> i'm more of a dog person. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: what did you say? >> wow! woo! that is crazy, wait a minute. do you hear whenever anyone says dog? that must be exhausting. >> yes, i do, and yes it is, i'll need you to slide over to the left, i need to take over this show, it's mines now. >> jimmy: it would be an honor to be kicked off our own show by you, snoop dogg, go right ahead. >> good evening, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] >> the host with the most. so he's a ho tthe boogie, you knowhat time it is? >> jimmy: yes, i know what time it is, according to my apple watch with the red modern buckle, it's a few minutes high

of -- >> oh, jimmy, shut up, man, that was a rhetorical question. it's time for the green shop-a-thon. [cheers and applause] yes, sir. now ladies and gentlemen, our first product is the stickiest, ickiest. >> i don't think we can do. that the green shop-a-thon is only legal in ten states. >> 33 if you include medicinal. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, snoop, we got to stick with the red show. >> that's cool, jimmy, because my eyes are red as hell. >> jimmy: oh, they are. oh, snoop dogg, you are always on drugs, aren't you? >> you know what? for some reason, i suddenly got the urge, i feel like eating this entire box of chocolate. should i do it? >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, channing tatum, mila kunis and pharrell

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. welcome back to our shop-a-thon, everyone. i am about to be joined by my good friend, a talented actress whose hair is a different color than mine, mila kunis! thank you, wow! >> thank you. thank you, thank you. it's kunis.

i changed it for showbiz. >> at that's smart. mila is here because she's going to introduce a very exciting product. >> okay. who here as heard of television? [cheers and applause] >> it's a pretty hip audience. this is a red 55-inch tv. just look at this crystal clear picture. [cheers and applause] >> you are wrong, mama, i made something of myself. i graduated top of my class at college university. >> wow. it's channing tatum. >> channing tatum, he is pure man candy, and i have a sweet tooth. >> i became a veterinarian, even

though i never learned how to read. >> this movie seems serious. i'm worried he won't take his shirt off. >> he better take something off. >> i know, right? >> really? i'm a serious actor. all you care about is whether i'm going to take off and show some skin or something. >> are you, are you, are you talking to her or me or? >> yeah, i am talking to you, ladies. i'm more than just a piece of meat. it's true. i'm a piece of meat with gs, oky >>ow feel i suppose there's a lesson here. it's wrong to treat men like sex objects. >> yeah. no matter how smoking h-o-t they are. >> yeah, that's the lesson. [cheers and applause] >> thank you.

thank you. >> i forgive you. >> thank you. >> i forgive you for all the horrible things you said about me. because forgiveness is what the red shop-a-thon is really all about. >> it is? >> i don't think at that's what it's about. anyway, how did you get here so fast? >> it was easy, thanks to pie ubuntu bright red espadrilles. >> can i take a selfie with you using my red iphone 10r? you're my favorite actor. >> you're my favorite security guard. >> wow. thank you! now how about one with your shirt off. >> you little devil. >> back to you, jimmy. >> take it off a little bit, just a little bit. >> i'm not a piece of meat!

>> jimmy: this is our fourth year doing it and no red special would be compete without special music. be prepared to experience the music of the bee gees like you've never heard it before, performed by two men with no last names, please welcome, bono and pharrell. [cheers and applause] ♪ well, you can tell by the way i use my walk ♪ ♪ i'm a woman's man ♪ no time to talk

♪ music's loud ♪ women warm ♪ been kicked around since i been born ♪ ♪ it's all right ♪ it's okay ♪ you can look the other way ♪ we can try to understand ♪ the new york times effect on man ♪ ♪ whether you're a brother ♪ whether you're a mother ♪ stayin' alive ♪ stayin' alive ♪eel thcity brery shan' ♪ stayin' alive

♪ stayin' alive ♪ singing ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive ♪ ♪ singing ah, ah, ah, ah stayin' alive ♪ we're alive ♪ ♪ we're alive ♪ ♪ i get low ♪ i get high ♪ i can't get even ♪ i don't even try ♪ wings on my shoes ♪ i'm a dancin' man ♪ we can try to understand ♪ the "new york times" effect on man ♪ ♪ whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother ♪ ♪ stayin' alive ♪ stayin' arrive ♪ feel the city breakin' ♪ everybody's shakin' ♪ stayin' alive ♪ stayin' alive ♪ ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive ♪

stayin' alive ♪ ♪ stayin' alive ♪ wheer ya th're brother ♪ stayin' alive ♪ savin' a life ♪ everybody's shakin' ♪ red is savin' a life ♪ red is savin' a life >>oh, man. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: beautiful. bono and pharrell, everybody. we'll be right back.

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>> here's deal. here is the deal. we think a raccoon may be loose in the studio. so keep your gorgeous, smoke eyes peeled. >> okay, thank you, kristen bell. >> thank you. >> so cute. >> he does look cute. >> there's makeup and mustache hair everywhere. this is going to take forever to clean it up. the good news is, cleanup will be a breeze thanks to a dyson cordless vacuum! look at that! >> hold on. why is a woman being forced to clean up after a man? adiond res.ve to conform to ou know what, gamoa,ou are absolutely right. can we get a man out here to vacuum? [cheers and applause] >> wow, brad paisley.

woo! >> here you go. >> thank you, very much. the world is a better place when men and women work together. >> together, yes, no, we're going to leave. when you're done with the carpet, can you also do the windows? >> where are you going? >> we have a date with belvedere. we're going to drink this. >> what am i going to tell jimmy? >> just tell them we had to leave because of girl power or something like that. ♪ girl power ♪ my loneliest hour sihe not helping at all.oor bra you named your foundation red, why? >> red is the color of emergency and the color of the brood at that -- blood that transmits

hiv. >> what is the merge right now? >> it's an estate. can you imagine neil armstrong getting in sight of the moon and the walk of the moon and turning back? there is a sense of lack of momentum, politics is at play. there is complacency. women are not complacent. hiv is the biggest killer of women in the world. women are very annoyed about that. women in sub-saharan africa, twice the infection rate. so i think women are taking control, having these women on the show, that's where we're looking for new energy, so you probably won't see me sitting

here talking about the red emergency, it will be a woman. >> you are teaming up with lady gaga talking about a very special experience. >> i first met her gaganess at a red event, actually, in her early 20s, she was a red warrior. we have this thing where she can improvise and make up tunes and made up this song at an event about a red-haired man she fell in love with. she said he was an irish boy. i think she was making it up. she's the best of what we've got. she's a sacred talent.

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there are a lot of people out there, snoop? >> yeah. >> jimmy: were you surprised how many people there were? >> i couldn't see how many people there were in the back because it was so blurry. >> jimmy: you're doing what you can to fight that glaucoma, i tell you. bono, snoop and brad have experiences they are offering. snoop, what are you going to do? >> i'm going to give a cooking experience for one of my fans to come cook a little something something behind the scenes. and not only will we cook a meal, we'll cook some hors d'oeuvres and some brownies with that -- >> scrambled brains. >> jimmy: you have a cookbook out, right, snoop? >> yeah, my cookbook is out called "from crook to cook." >> jimmy: where did you learn to cook? >> my mother.

>> jimmy: she must be delighted. and brad, you have a guitar. >> we'll auction it off, whoever wins it, you'll come on stage and play the encore with us. >> jimmy: if they're good, will they continue to tour with you? >> yeah, you can probably win my band, my bus driver. >> jimmy: what is your favorite snoop dogg song? >> "mysterious ways" and "medicine". >> jimmy: what is your favorite brad paisley song? go ahead. >> i'm smokin' and drinkin' and

hanging out with the fellas with a big cup of that -- >> also called alcohol. >> jimmy: if you would like bono and lady gaga to write a song about you, if you would like snoop dogg to teach you to cook or brad paisley to bring you on stage with him, you can -- >> sasha cohen is ready to take people underwear shopping. >> penelope cruz is ready to teach you to swear in espanol. have you heard her swear? >> jimmy: no, she is such a sweet girl. the red pack will assemble for an all-star, studded sting-a-long. sting is not here, but we're going to sing anyway. we'll be right back. are you guys ready? let's take a selfie. get in. get in. get in. get in. get in.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to our red special. it is time now for what has become a tradition here, a song

that captured the spirit of what we're doing here tonight. tonight we've updated it for world aids day, 2018. are you ready to sing, red pack? let's gather around the piano that i don't even play. ♪ that snow is blowin' ♪ that son of a -- ♪ inside it's glowin' ♪ we're lucky we're rich ♪ when i sing cozy ♪ as we jing, jing jingle a bell ♪ ♪ it's cold, but we're going to hell ♪ ♪ for my vacation ♪ i'm flyin' to mars ♪ my pet chihuahuas have their own cars ♪

♪ i bring diamonds to show and tell ♪ ♪ if we don't help people with aids ♪ ♪ we're goin' to hell ♪ human hair wigs and therapy bigs ♪ ♪ to keep us out of a rut ♪ when it comes tax time ♪ we don't pay a dime ♪ so thanks for that, donald trump ♪ ♪ we all have jet skis ♪ if we don't help people with aids ♪ ♪ we're goin' to hell >> jimmy: hey, i have a question. has anyone here actually been to hell? >> yeah, absolutely. >> jimmy: everyone? >> of course, yeah. >> jimmy: what's it like? >> well, hell's terrible, jimmy. gluten everywhere. >> yeah, they have bowls of advil instead of m&ms. >> and dial-up internet.

>> jimmy: if it's so bad, why did you all go there? >> well, jimmy, hell is where our agents make our deal with the devil. >> jimmy: i understand that. ♪ i pay a servant to chew up my food ♪ ♪ i have an artist make me in the nude ♪ ♪ more cash on hand ♪ but if we don't give some of it back ♪ ♪ we're goin' to hell ♪ we have screening rooms ♪ our own perfumes ♪ i do yoga on a private jet ♪ i have three van goghs, tv shows ♪ ♪ and an endangered giraffe for

a pet ♪ ♪ if we don't help people with aids we're goin' to hell ♪ ♪ we're all one percenters ♪ from the bass to the tenor ♪ and if we don't give up our cash we'll get stuff up our ass ♪ ♪ and if we don't help people with aids ♪ ♪ we're goin' to hell ♪ if we don't help people with aids ♪ ♪ we're goin' to hell w best, we'rehe best!my: we'lbeig back.

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thank you so much. i want to thank will ferrell and snoop dogg who are no longer with us. they're actually in the hall. channing, mila, zoe saldana, no thanks to matt dammon by the way. a new show tomorrow night. come back. "nightline" is next, thank you for watching. good night, everybody.

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