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i'm dan ashley. >> "jimmy kimmel live" and justin theroux. >> have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, justin theroux, from "the party's just beginning," karen gillan, and music from gucci mane featuring kevin gates. and now, no sudden movements, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you! welcome, welcome. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. we have so much. we have so much tonight. we have literally -- we have
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absolutely no time to waste. guillermo, please, let everyone know we have no time to waste tonight. >> we don't have no time to waste. >> jimmy: i'm going to start with a story about our future president of the united states. i'm talking about kanye west. last night he and his wife kim were at the opening of the cher show in new york. it is a broadway show about cher who is another crazy person on twitter. and during the show, the actor who plays sonny bono, cher's ex-husband, at intermission tweeted. this he wrote, hey, kanye west, so cool that you're at the cher show. if you look up from your cell phone, you'll see we're doing a show here. it's opening night. kind of a big deal. thank you so much. and first of all, i find it hard to believe but the kanye i know would never dream of upstaging another performer. it is just not in his dna. he's probably googling who the hell is cher?
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kanye to his credit, tweeted an apology. he said if could i turn back time -- no. he didn't say that. but he did apologize and it turns out he had a good reason for checking his phone. he was in ahi beautiful lamp on ebay. it was probably a holiday present for kim and i now ruined it. the real question is how did kanye wind up in a broadway show about cher? that's weirder than him being friends with donald trump. here's another one. the president's son, eric trump, is he the smart one? no. there are no smart ones. eric trump -- [ applause ] lashed out. he had some unkind words on twitter last night for george conway, the husband of kellyanne conway even though this wife is the president's top hedge woman. even though he is a frequent critic of the donald trump, yesterday he posted a plimpg suggested the president was guilty of tampering with a
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witness. so eric wrote, of all the ugliness in politics, the it, everything she's fought so hard to achieve might top them all. kellyanne is a great person and frankly his actions are horrible. i tell you what. if he thinks that's horrible, wait until he hears what daddy and auntie stormy did to his stepmomy melania trump. talk about disrespect. he is going to be sad. not only did he tweet it. he also retweeted it. you're going to retweet your own tweet? it's like telling yourself a bedtime story. it doesn't make sense. all of this is nothing more than a side stage performance in advance of the witch hunt for red november. could very well be over soon. today trump associate roger stone pleaded the fifth, which is something a lot of innocent
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people do. robert mueller is reportedly dotting the is in indictment and crossing the ts in treason. if you haven't been following that, we're at the part in the godfather where michael coreleon goes to baptism. that's where we are. and it is exciting. what mueller comes out and says the president is as clear as a mountain spring. can you imagine? of course, trump would be like, great guy mueller, straight shooter. that seems unlikely. meanwhile the battle between trump and stormy daniels is still going on. in october, a judge threw out the case against president and the legal fees which now amount to $800,000. or roughly six nights with donald trump. by the way, trump's lawyer also happened to be a hulk hogan's lawyer in his big case.
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that's a very specialized praflt he only takes on clients who are orange and wrestled in the wwe. so the lawyer, trump's lawyer, is a guy named charles, which also happens to be when the president yelled when stormy spanked him. maybe i'm a romantic but i thought it was bad taste to ask your mistress back after. the next presidential selection 700 days away from today. and everyone is trying to figure out who the democrats will run. according to a new poll, the top choices are bernie sanders, joe biden and beto o'roark. two old men and a baby. biden, bernie and beto. it sounds like law firm would represent kermit the frog in his divorce from miss piggie. but there's huge support from
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the demographics which is old men that fall asleep in movie theaters. yesterday joe biden said he considers himself the most qualified person in the country. it's cute that he thinks that matters to us. but there's a lot to take in here and a lot at stake. so for more of this, we'll check in with political analyst and blogger, mort haskell and thank you for taking the time to talk to us, mort. >> my pleasure. sorry. i need a second. i'm just finishing up today's blog >> jimmy: oh, okay. take your time. and finish that up. yeah. >> looks good. mimi, can you put this up on the internet? now let's get down to business. what can i do for you? >> jimmy: i wanted to get your thoughts on the current crop of possible candidates for president in 2020? >> oh, heck of a field of bernie, biden, it energizes the
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party when young people have fresh ideas. >> jimmy: by young people, you mean bernie sanders and joe biden? >> absolutely. those kids are just what the democrats need to get the base fired up. >> jimmy: oh! >> wre the hell are you? that's right. she died in 1992. sorry about that. now, where were we? >> jimmy: it's jimmy and i was wondering if you had any dark horse picks? maybe that the democrats haven't considered yet or we haven't heard about? >> well, if you read my exclusive for large month's large edition of land line enthusiast -- >> jimmy: i didn't. yeah. >> you would know i suggested a number of fine potential options. reid, feinstein, brimley -- >> jimmy: will fred brimley? the guy from the diabetes commercials? >> it is pronounced diabetes.
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and yes, will fred can balance our blood sugar, he can also balance the budget. >> jimmy: oh, okay. thank you so much. i know i speak for all of us when i say we appreciate your thoughts and your expertise in these areas. >> my pleasure, tommy. can you call my daughter and tell her i need ride to the doctor? my damn cellular telephone is the fritz. this is mort. hello. this is mort. hello. >> jimmy: mort. [ applause ] i don't know if you saw this but if you didn't, there is a beautiful little moment last night on monday night football. the philadelphia eagles hosted the washington redskins. the eagles won the game and delivered the night's most entertaining combination of player names to provide us with another juvenile edition of the
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unintentionalok je of the day. now you know. [ applause ] i think they call that team work. here's another one that fell on our heads. from time to time, we like to shine a light on some of the more outstanding journalism that happens every day across this country. and with that. congratulations to the team at news 6 in orlando who are the recipients of tonight's award for excellence in reporting. >> nasa's insight is sending signals back to earth. another good sign from the robot geologist that made history by landing on mars yesterday. these some of the first pictures. showing the surface of the red planet. now, those are actually the wrong pictures. we apologize for that.
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>> jimmy: no need on apologize. there are fires, chickens and pumpkins on mars, we'll eat very well. this is interesting. chshock, i'm sure, to people at nsekeica. according to the department of agriculture, consumption of canned tuna over the last three decades is down over 40%. fewer people are eating tuna out of cans than ever before. and the tuna companies are blaming millennials for this. people don't want to eat tuna because they don't want to open a can. i thought it was because tuna is disgusting. basically, they tricked us into eating cat food for 100 years. i did want to get to the bottom of this. so joining me from san diego is the owner of the tuna
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association. thank you for taking time out for tuna. >> well, as we say in the tuna business, yes, we can. get it? >> jimmy: i get it. i get it. i do. so gary, have you seen this report that says millennials aren't eating canned tuna anymore? >> yes, i have seen that. it's terrible. >> jimmy: it's terrible. do you have any idea why they're not eating tuna the way we did growing up? >> hell if i know. for some reason, kids today aren't gung ho about eating wet fish and eating it out of a can anymore. but we at the american tuna association are working hard to fix that. >> jimmy: very good. what are you doing to try to fix that? >> we have a whole lot of exciting new products. like -- mimi, where is that
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doo-hickey? >> jimmy: she's dead. >> oh, that's right. nice lady. she'll never be forgotten. oh, here it is. this is what we call the i-tuna. >> jimmy: what is that? >> a smart can of tuna fish. it plays music. syncs your calendar and you can send text messages to your friends and loved ones. all while making delicious tuna salad. just a hoot, joey. >> jimmy: it's jimmy. and how much does that run you? >> i believe we priced it at $399.99. >> jimmy: that will get profits back up. that's for sure. >> tell me about it. also, we're launching a new dating service called -- >> jimmy: a dating service? >> it's called tunder. >> jimmy: okay. i like it. how does it work?
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>> i'm glad you asked. tuna lovers from all over the country can meet up, go out and fall in love over a nice tuna melt. doesn't that sound romantic? >> jimmy: it sure does. has anyone signed up for tunder yet? >> only tv's will fred mimi, do we have that? >> jimmy: i think she died in 1992. >> why wasn't i informed? >> jimmy: do you have any other products that you home are appeal to the young people? >> yes, we do. we're pleased to announce the first tuna flavored vape >> jimmy: i don't know that squeezing it is how they work. >> there are many ways. you'll find out. now, johnny, listen to me. it's made from 100% albacore and it smells like middle school
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cafeteria. >> jimmy: that's great. >> mimi used to love this stuff before she died in '92. i'll never forget that. mimi, will you grab me a jar of that miracle whip and many those crackers you get at the a & p? >> jimmy: i'm so sorry you lost mimi. >> mimi! where did that woman go? >> jimmy: gary from the tuna association. [ applause ] we'll come back for one more later. all right. gucci mane is here with kevin gates tonight. karen gillan is here. and we'll be right back with justin theroux. stick around! touch shows how we really feel. but does psoriasis ever get in the way?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight, from her new movie "the party's just beginning," karen gillan is here. you know karen from "guardians of the galaxy." and then, his album comes out friday. it's called "evil genius." "the east atlanta santa," gucci mane featuring kevin gates from the mercedes-benz stage. you can see gucci mane on tour december 28th at the orpheum theater in new orleans. tomorrow night, jennifer aniston and chris elliott will join us. we'll have music from rita ora. and on thursday, jimmy tatro and gwen stefani. so please join us for those shows, too. our first guest tonight is the likable leader of our friends up north. he just signed a trade agreement
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with president trump and is a prime piece of minister on top of that. he came all the way from ottawa to be here. please welcome, justin theroux. ♪ ♪ o canada >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, the actor from america, justin theroux is here. >> you thought that i was justin trudeau. >> jimmy: of course i didn't think that. >> of course you did. >> jimmy: no. >> you thought i was the prime minister of canada that was about to walk out. >> jimmy: why would the prime minister of canada walk out? >> why would you have canadian
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flags draped behind you? >> jimmy: i love canada. i didn't know you hated canada so much. i wish i had known this. >> i don't hate canada. i love canada. >> jimmy: if you love canada so much -- >> welcome, mr. trudeau? would you like a tim horton doughnut? >> jimmy: long show. keep moving. >> the doughnut mounties. >> jimmy: go away! leave the maple syrup? i'm very sorry. there are too many justins to keep track of. let's have a little shot of maple syrup to pay tribute. what, the cards you're worried about? a lot of justins to keep track of nowadays. that's nice. ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice,
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actually. we're going to be like school children running around. how are you doing? are you canadian? >> my dad is half canadian. ♪ [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: the bid is now over. it's done. we have a moose now too, huh? it's done. hey, he took -- never mind. >> how are you when justin bieber comes? >> jimmy: oh, he doesn't come. he doesn't care for me. if he does come, we'll have a big thing for him. >> jimmy: when is the last time you had maple syrup? >> 30 seconds ago. >> jimmy: there is sometimes confusion with justin trudeau and justin theroux. >> it doesn't happen in life. it happens in an online context
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or if someone is outraged that he slighted trump and then they'll say justin theroux should pay for that. it never happens in the reverse. he's never like, oh, my gosh, justin theroux. he has a movie coming out. >> jimmy: have you met him? had any contact with him? >> no. i would like to. that would be kind of cool. i think i should have slipped into the g-20 without trump even knowing. a big hearty handshake. >> jimmy: i'm the prime minister of tran sylvania. how are you? >> i'm not justin trudeau. >> jimmy: you're french, right? >> we're french via canada. >> jimmy: french canadian? >> originally, french, french,
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from toulouse. >> jimmy: is it right to say theroux? >> there are three ways. in the motherland, it would have been, and then i have cousins. they live if louie and they pronounce it ther-oo. and then in elementary school we just made it theroux. i don't know why that's a less beat up-able name. >> jimmy: did you just give up? >> they're calling role call. there's an x on the end so it was ther-oox. >> jimmy: i did not realize you'd been through so much. >> i know. if it was justin trudeau, it would have been true-dew. >> jimmy: your mother is italian though. >> she's a little english,
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italian, then i have italian and french on the other side. did i a whole 23 me thing. >> jimmy: did you. did you spit into it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: isn't it weird how hard it is to fill a tiny little thing with spit? >> the hard thing is remembering. you have to do it in the morning. when you first arrive. >> jimmy: right. and don't have anything else. then they can say yes, you're 22% corned beef. >> yeah. and morning breath. >> jimmy: you fill it up and send it in. >> and then they send you all these results. oh, yeah. .029393 anner didthal. then it is likely to smell asparagus in urine. or why do i want to know that? who cares? >> jimmy: first of all, i care. secondly, those are -- yeah. the traits and the kind of --
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>> likely to's. >> jimmy: they'll say weird things. >> like i am likely to cilantro. or likely to have a widow's peak. >> jimmy: mine is all wrong too. you have the widow-yest peak of all. that invalidates the whole thing. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it is kind of good to have a widow's peak though. you look like the prince from the comics. >> it's cool. in the comics, everyone like the phantom did have it. >> jimmy: why do they call it a widow's peak? do we know the answer to that question? guillermo? >> i don't have no idea. >> jimmy: you don't have no idea. >> like a teensy peak.
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flat across the top. >> jimmy: guillermo has a tiny little dart of a widow's peak on his thing. it's like widow's beak. you do. trust me on this one. like lebron james has the opposite. like lebron james is straight across. like a perfect, like they used a level athlete to cut his hair. he gets -- >> what are these? the temples? >> jimmy: i don't know. but he goes to home depot to get it exact. guillermo, will you do us a favor? do you have your dressing room? >> no. it's in my dressing room. >> jimmy: okay. find out why they call it a widow's peak. we'll take a commercial break and when we come back, you can reveal why it is called a widow's peak. justin theroux is here.
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of the night. i was giving you an opportunity. >> you think you gave this to me? >> get your emotions in check. >> you first. >> allen is going to be arguing in the supreme court that times have changed. we can't afford -- >> nothing would strengthen it more. >> here in the real world -- >> you think i can't be persuasive? justin theroux. [ cheers and applause ] "on the basis of sex" will be in select cities on christmas day and everywhere in january. ruth bader ginsburg, her story as a young woman and one of the land mark cases. >> one of her land mark. at a cases that toppled all the others. >> jimmy: did you meet her in an afterparty? >> she's pretty low key. she doesn't do that.
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she did not come to anything. i don't think they're allowed to do that necessarily. i don't know. i don't know what the rules are for the supreme court. >> jimmy: i think they make rules. i don't think they have rules. even if there was a rule, they could change it. we get to go. it's a fun thing to do. was that mustache -- >> no. i wanted to grow a real mustache. this is not real either, by the way. i was doing maniac at the time on netflix. i was going to montreal -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and then back and forth, once a week. >> jimmy: you had weird hair in mania, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: so you were getting pasted and all of that stuff. speaking of hair, are you ready for the moment of truth? guillermo, tell us, why do they call it a widow's peak? >> according to this, it is the
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use a pig made reference, the head dress from 1849. >> jimmy: what? one more time. did i say approach the bench? >> all right. >> now we know. >> the use a pig made reference to the bill of head dress from 1849. no. you read it. here. you read it. >> jimmy: what does that say? >> i don't know. >> according to the pig's head dress in 1849. >> the belief that hair growing to the point on the forehead, suggested the peak of a widow's head. >> jimmy: you speak just as bad english as guillermo does. >> what is a widow's head? when your spouse dies, do you grow a thing like --
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>> jimmy: yes. in the 1800s, when your spouse dies, they take your head and they put it -- i'm glad we cleared that up. >> let me see what it is. i have to figure it out. hold on. another explanation for the origin of the phrase suggests that it may be relate to the mourning capped, as in mourning and death, as early as 16th century. it is a hood with the thing and the thing. do you see that? do you understand now, guillermo? >> i told you, justin. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: on the basis of sex opens in selected theaters christmas day and everywhere in january. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest as the blue and bald nebula from the marvel movies. but she's back now with a full head of hair as writer, director and star of the new movie "the party's just beginning." it opens in theatres friday. please say hello to karen gillan. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: last time you were here, you were with all the avengers, right? >> i was. all of these male avengers. as far as problems go, that was not the worst i've ever experienced. >> jimmy: what do you mean problems? >> it was definitely a brilliant position to be in.
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>> jimmy: you enjoyed it. >> yeah. all of these male super heroes. wasn't the worst. >> jimmy: you've been in the guardians of the galaxy and the avengers. your character didn't die at the end. >> she didn't! >> jimmy: do you know going in or did you find out at the premier that you survived? >> i kind of knew because there was never a sequence that i was disintegrating. that was a small tip-off. i was really excited to survive. >> jimmy: if i was in charge of the movie, i would have had every actor film the disintegrating scene. >> that's very smart. >> jimmy: it's not even that smart really. i stand there and go, oh, no, this is terrible. >> you would have been so good at that. >> jimmy: gosh, can you get me in the next one? it's already done. >> we could probably make it happen. >> jimmy: do you have anyone in your life with whom you share
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these secrets of the, you know, the spoilers and that sort of thing? >> no. i do not. and that's because i've been trained up not to give away any spoilers. my mother is always trying to get them out of me. >> jimmy: she is. >> yeah. and she's so sneaky. how is work going? are you eating properly? do you kill him? you're not getting me with that. >> jimmy: your mom, where does she live? >> so my family are from scotland. i'm from scotland. they spend most of their time in los angeles with me now. which is really -- >> jimmy: are they living in your house with you? >> no. that had to stop at a certain point. i realized, enough is enough. >> jimmy: they got their own place. >> yes. >> jimmy: when you went to shoot your movie, you stayed with them. >> yes. i shot my movie set in scotland. so we went back there to film it and i was living with my parents while directing a movie. which was so funny. i was like calling all the shots
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and being the boss and then i would come home and my mom was like, laundry time right now! it was ridiculous. >> jimmy: shooting in your home town like that, do people come out of the wood work? friends and school mates wanting to be a part of what's going on there? >> 100% yes. suddenly everyone was an actor. everyone i've ever known. i decided to shoot this one scene outside of a chip shop which you call fries in america. >> jimmy: we do. >> i put them all out there and they were drunkenly shoveling chips in their mouths which is how i remember them so they were all in the movie. >> jimmy: like the role they were meant to play. >> method acting. >> jimmy: did they all get paid? or did they do it for free? >> they got paid and they got free chips. they were very happy. >> jimmy: i would think so. how old were you when you came for the first time? >> i was 24 years old.
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>> jimmy: and was it what would you imagine it would be? >> here's the thing. all of my points of reference from america were from friends, the television show, or the westerns. so i fully expected cowboys to be living in an oversized manhattan apartment. it was not like that and i was disappointed. however, there is a funny story. when i went to santa fe for the first time to shoot a movie, i was there in the desert. oh, this is the america i imagined. and i saw a real life tumble weed. and i was like, okay, i'm going to catch this tumble weed. >> jimmy: what? >> i was chasing it through desert to capture it. i'm so excited. what am i going to do with this tumble weed? then, i know exactly what to do. i took it to the local post office. and then i had this loose tumble weed, not packaged. and i was like, i would like to ship this to scotland, please. >> jimmy: what? >> i expected more of a
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reaction. like a what? no. he was like, absolutely, ma'am. no reaction. so i don't know what goes on in this country on a regular basis. so then seven to ten days later, a tumble weed arrives in scotland at my parents' house unannounced. they're like, what is this thing? they work out, it's a tumble weed and they're just as excited as i am. and they're like, i know exactly what to do with it. so they set it free down street of scotland. >> jimmy: really! >> yes. if there's anyone in scotland watching, if you see a lone tumble weed -- >> jimmy: one day, that tumble weed will come back to you. i feel like it will come back to you. >> in an awkward moment. >> jimmy: the miracle of the tumble weed. maybe it can be a christmas special for you. i heard you do impressions. >> do i one. >> jimmy: do you one impression?
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>> did i britney spears doing any nonbritney spears song. you have to give me a request. >> jimmy: does it have to be a pop song? or a christmas song? could it be jingle bells? >> it could be jingle bells. are you ready for this? i don't know that you are. audience? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: again, britney spears singing jingle bells. ♪ jingle bells ♪ jingle bells ♪ jingle all the way ♪ what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh ♪ >> jimmy: oh, good! you can get a mini residency in vegas with that kind of thing. >> thank you. i appreciate that.
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>> jimmy: very well done. we look forward to seeing your film. it is called "the party's just beginning." she wrote it and stars in it. unbelievable. karen gillan. "the party's just beginning" opens in theatres friday, and on-demand december 11th. and we'll return with music from gucci mane and kevin gates. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. sfx: tsfx: feet shufflingc life can change in an instant.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank justin theroux and karen gillan. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first this is his album "evil genius." here with the song "i'm not goin'" with some help from kevin gates, gucci mane. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ they told me stop buyin' all these fancy cars they told me please take all your diamonds off ♪ ♪ i'm gettin' too rich
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to fly commercial flights they wanna lock me up like suge knight ♪ ♪ i know that [ bleep ] want me to go for that but i don't wanna but i'm too rich to ♪ ♪ put my [bleep] in that [ bleep ] i'm not goin i hit that [ bleep ] way back i gave her back ♪ ♪ 'cause i don't wanna they love my drip you know i'm statin' facts ♪ i'm not goin ♪ ♪ i'm a ceo i keep it cordial with an artist i just don't politic ♪ ♪ these women been givin' me compliments focus i can't acknowledge this ♪ ♪ astonishment look at how the game transform overnight ♪ ♪ feel like i was just gettin' read my rights look at how the ice hittin under them lights ♪ ♪ married to the game we ain't throwing no rice all green sweats with the white g knights ♪ ♪ ain't too much changed got too much change come to think about it i was looking at life ♪ stack invest [ bleep ] don't just rap talking 'bout debt can't do that ♪ ♪ fetch me the keys i mean remote car gotta button i'm 'bout to float ♪ ♪ i'm organized and looking organized cause the front of the house looks like a parking lot ♪ ♪ take off the shirt check out the work body scribbled like a mark a lot ♪ ♪ bandana louis no vest and a fully
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buying dogs i'm investing in bullies ♪ ♪ i came from there i perfected my juuging diamond teeth got a watch full of bubbles ♪ ♪ got a chef vegetarian cooking cameraman get professional footage ♪ ♪ they told me stop buyin' all these fancy cars they told me please take all your diamonds off ♪ ♪ i'm gettin' too rich to fly commercial flights they wanna lock me up like suge knight ♪ ♪ i know that [ bleep ] want me to go for that but i don't wanna ♪ ♪ but i'm too rich to put my [ bleep ] in that [ bleep ] i'm not goin' ♪ ♪ done hit that [ bleep ] way back i gave her back cause i don't want her ♪ ♪ they love my drip you know i'm statin' facts cause i'm not goin ♪ ♪ the world most ha-able currently unavailable solar roof i'm hater proof pull up watch ♪ ♪ what the haters do gucci's anti-social bipolar he's unrelatable ♪ ♪ heard he wrote a novel got labels but you can't label him ♪ ♪ independent labels they model him and they study him
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hood rich lingo ♪ ♪ he model but he not stunting them northern people come 'round he flex ♪ ♪ start talking sthne moving like the governor [ bleep ] it [ bleep ] i'm the governor ♪ ♪ i'm the new puffy [ bleep ] it the new 50 i'm the new baby [ bleep ] it the new jimmy ♪ ♪ big rock frigid [ bleep ] up hoes vision coupe no ceiling ceiling is gone missin ♪ ♪ they told me stop buying all these fancy cars but i don't wanna ♪ ♪ they told me please take all your diamonds off but i'm not going ♪ ♪ i'm gettin' to rich to fly commercial flights cause i don't wanna ♪ ♪ they wanna lock me up like suge knight but i'm not goin ♪ ♪ i know that [ bleep ] want me to go for that but i don't wanna ♪ ♪ but i'm too rich to put my [ bleep ] in that [ bleep ] i'm not goin' ♪ ♪ done hit that [ bleep ] way back i gave her back cause i don't want her ♪ ♪ they love my drip you know i'm statin' facts cause i'm not goin ♪
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